Speaker 1: Hey everybody, it's Bruce and welcome back to the table.
Speaker 1: And we are in my favorite city, New York City,
Speaker 1: at my favorite restaurant in the West Village via Coroda.
Speaker 2: What do you want?
Speaker 3: Do you know? Why don't you just order for us?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We like Well if we do what we like, we
Speaker 1: like that, like that salad we love to catch at
Speaker 1: the pete.
Speaker 2: You love the chicken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fall us in the air. There's a misty rain
Speaker 1: going on, and if you have pulled up a chair today,
Speaker 1: you're gonna laugh your ass off because we're having lunch
Speaker 1: with the funniest person I know. I mean literally, pee
Speaker 1: and my pants, funny two pizza, pizza, super talented, incredibly beautiful,
Speaker 1: super fun Amy Sedaris. So pull up a chair, grab
Speaker 1: some lunch.
Speaker 2: And enjoy.
Speaker 4: I'm Bruce Bozzi and this is my podcast Table for two.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, first of all, if you pulled up a
Speaker 1: chair today on Table for two, this has been long overdue,
Speaker 1: I mean long over and it's been a dream. And
Speaker 1: I asked Amy over the summer, and you went to LA,
Speaker 1: you were working, you were doing stuff, and we are
Speaker 1: finally here on this rainy, beautiful New York.
Speaker 3: Three days in a row. It's like happy Bates misery
Speaker 3: weather right.
Speaker 1: Truly, truly, but for someone who lives on the other
Speaker 1: coast most of the time, any day of the week,
Speaker 1: like you know, I opened the curtin and if it's
Speaker 1: a blizzard and Brian's home and I say, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's a beautiful day, he goes.
Speaker 2: You know, it could be like shitting.
Speaker 1: And so you are having lunch with the incredibly talented
Speaker 1: and friend and fellow aries Amy Sedari.
Speaker 3: Hey, Bruce, thanks for having me. I love your corona.
Speaker 2: How great is this restaurant?
Speaker 3: It's the best.
Speaker 2: How many do you think you've been here?
Speaker 3: Well, it's hard to get in and even though they
Speaker 3: gave it, Oh call this you know, email us if
Speaker 3: you ever.
Speaker 2: And I'm not you know right, well, you're you're you know.
Speaker 1: What's so interesting about you to me is you are
Speaker 1: truly an introvert. You are an introvert.
Speaker 3: You think so I do. I think I'm a little
Speaker 3: I can be both.
Speaker 1: But yes, you're that mix because certainly all the characters
Speaker 1: that you play, but you as a person, I don't,
Speaker 1: I think, and I find.
Speaker 3: I'm like my dream a Genie bottle. You like to
Speaker 3: be in there.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 1: I went to your dream Genie Bottle once and it
Speaker 1: was the coolest.
Speaker 2: Space on Christopher Street.
Speaker 1: Screen, porch door, oh yeah, and all the patterns on
Speaker 1: the walls, everything, it's show you And I thought, this
Speaker 1: is magical, this land.
Speaker 2: And I never thought someone.
Speaker 1: Could like create their space and really be fully self actualized.
Speaker 2: What how did that happen?
Speaker 3: Well? You do. I mean, I've been to your apartment.
Speaker 3: It's it's so grown up. I love the way your
Speaker 3: couches were arranged, just like you can have a meeting
Speaker 3: over here here here, like laid out lot, no knick knacks. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but it's nice.
Speaker 2: It is nice.
Speaker 3: You get tired of it living in a busy city.
Speaker 3: You don't need all that more stuff in your house. Yes,
Speaker 3: but I got rid of I did this video for
Speaker 3: a New York magazine that came to my home, and
Speaker 3: when it aired, I watched it with a volume down
Speaker 3: and just looked at it. It was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: it looks like a crazy person lives there. And that's
Speaker 3: what triggered me to have a big give everything to
Speaker 3: the Cure thrift store and all the money went to diabetes,
Speaker 3: and I got rid of so much stuff. It still
Speaker 3: looks cluttered a little bit, but not as much.
Speaker 2: What would you say your style is.
Speaker 3: I asked somebody once, a decorator who came into my house.
Speaker 3: He said, it's s eglectic. You know, you like you
Speaker 3: collect a lot of different stuff. Is that the right
Speaker 3: word I'm looking at.
Speaker 1: Because it's such a a reflection of your personality, but
Speaker 1: also kind of a reflection of what I think your
Speaker 1: mind is empty?
Speaker 3: Well, I like everything. I like everything out to have
Speaker 3: a story, like where is that from? And I got
Speaker 3: a story behind it. I don't like it when people
Speaker 3: give me stuff I don't like, especially if I don't
Speaker 3: know them. And yeah, it makes I just if I
Speaker 3: want it, I'll get it, right, I'm not I don't
Speaker 3: know a gift bag person unless it's Apple.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, because it's truly you.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Or I'm too lucky. I come from a talented
Speaker 3: family like Gretchen will make me my you know, paper
Speaker 3: flowers or you know everyone kind of chips and it
Speaker 3: makes you stop, David, you will do our work. His
Speaker 3: boyfriend will do art work. And so I'm pretty lucky.
Speaker 2: That way, right, And that's all meaningful. It's family. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So let's talk about that. You come from a big family,
Speaker 2: you have brothers and sisters. Though you were born in
Speaker 2: our lovely state, you went south, right, How did all
Speaker 2: that influence you? Because like the thing like and it's
Speaker 2: so fun to.
Speaker 1: Watch you portray all these characters because you go so
Speaker 1: deep and you really embody.
Speaker 3: Them and they're so I'm unemployed.
Speaker 2: Go on, you know, you things coming out.
Speaker 3: I have something today. I know we'll go back to
Speaker 3: what you're talking about, but I have a bit. I
Speaker 3: have something today. So I got to asked. Fine is
Speaker 3: on my bucket list, which I hate the expression bucket lit.
Speaker 3: But the Simpsons. I get to do the Simpsons today
Speaker 3: at five, and I get to do the voice of Maggie. No,
Speaker 3: he's never talked, so the baby, the baby, and I
Speaker 3: have to say it's kind of like an AI episode
Speaker 3: and I have to say for four words, that's it.
Speaker 3: But baby talks hard. I've never done that. I mean,
Speaker 3: I can, you know, make the noises or whatever, but
Speaker 3: to talk like a baby.
Speaker 2: So don't tell us the lines.
Speaker 3: But kind of yeah, I don't know the work. I
Speaker 3: worked on it last night. I just worked on it
Speaker 3: all night, like yeah, but I gotta say words and
Speaker 3: hit the you know, so, it's a it's a big
Speaker 3: challenge for me. I'm going to bring my I wear
Speaker 3: a mouthguard at night, so I'm going to bring that
Speaker 3: and see if that helps me. But I'm stumped. But
Speaker 3: it's such a big it's huge.
Speaker 2: How fun is it because you do other voiceover?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I do a lot of voiceovers, and you're you know,
Speaker 3: you're super good at it.
Speaker 1: It's always great to hear your voice because you also
Speaker 1: change your voice, so like it's right. How difficult is
Speaker 1: the process of looking at like matching and looking.
Speaker 3: Well, sometimes you don't get to match anything and you're
Speaker 3: just reading it. And it's interesting because I really am
Speaker 3: a poor reader, you know, to see a word, say it,
Speaker 3: to hear it is you know when I had difficulty
Speaker 3: in school with comprehension, you know so, and I still
Speaker 3: do so A lot of times I can read, I
Speaker 3: don't know, I'll hit you No, I just hit the words.
Speaker 3: I don't put the emphasis on the right word a lot,
Speaker 3: you know, And I think I'm surprised I'm in this
Speaker 3: business just because of the difficulties I had growing up.
Speaker 3: Like whoever thought? Like if people ask me, oh, will
Speaker 3: you read this book? On tape. I'm like, I'm a
Speaker 3: poor reader and I'm not gonna I know, I'm tear
Speaker 3: up to be directed, or I love a line reading.
Speaker 3: I'm like, how do I oh got it? Like I
Speaker 3: know where to hit the hit.
Speaker 2: The words, do the line reading. But then you bring
Speaker 2: what you bring?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah, just their intention right wow? And that
Speaker 3: that helps me a lot. Like BoJack was fun because
Speaker 3: I had the character down. I knew who princess. I'd
Speaker 3: been working on that voice for a while. It's a
Speaker 3: little strisand is a little bit of Stris ends and
Speaker 3: oh your big dummy Bruces is fantastic. Oh you stupid idiot.
Speaker 3: When's the sala gonna come? You know two when two
Speaker 3: was twenty two, So she's a little bit you know.
Speaker 3: So that was fun because I felt like I could
Speaker 3: live the character. Like if I know the person, then
Speaker 3: then it naturally comes out. But if I have to
Speaker 3: struggle and I'm like, I don't know who this person is,
Speaker 3: that's harder for me.
Speaker 1: The characters you play, because you know, like for characters
Speaker 1: that like work in grocery stores and waitresses, like are
Speaker 1: they all pulled?
Speaker 2: But do you think that area? Like how did that
Speaker 2: area for sure.
Speaker 3: I mean born and raised, you know, and I don't
Speaker 3: know state. Yeah, I mean I was like as a
Speaker 3: southern hospitality, entertaining the come and get it dinners. And
Speaker 3: but we came from you know, New York from when
Speaker 3: I DM went to the South, so we kind of
Speaker 3: were on a dead end kind of a little country
Speaker 3: around us. And then it turned into you know, a
Speaker 3: popular neighborhood and got more suburban. But I loved it,
Speaker 3: you know, Like then I moved to Chicago, and that
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I wonder where that taxi cabs going.
Speaker 3: So I'm glad I went from North Carolina to Chicago
Speaker 3: to New York. I don't think I could go from
Speaker 3: New York or Chicago to North Carolina because you go
Speaker 3: home and you just lose all your bones in your body.
Speaker 3: You're like, this is so, oh my god, I'm gonna
Speaker 3: do crazy, Becky. Yeah, just the constant.
Speaker 1: Now you you get removed because it sounds like as
Speaker 1: a kid, one of the things that you can have
Speaker 1: on that street is create a freedom Mike riding in
Speaker 1: the woods, pretend imagination.
Speaker 2: Right, So that is so aiming.
Speaker 3: With each other, living in your head because your parents
Speaker 3: are fighting and yeah, I mean it's same with I mean,
Speaker 3: anyone who grew up in the sixties, can you believe
Speaker 3: all the freedom chasing after bug trucks and can you
Speaker 3: believe something away within?
Speaker 2: He's playing Spud?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I grew up the first early years
Speaker 1: were in Jack and Queen's on the street playing spud,
Speaker 1: you know, throwing up the ball s p U D
Speaker 1: and then everyone freezing and then you get bean by
Speaker 1: the ball.
Speaker 2: But while cars are whizzing by you. Yeah, I can't
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 3: You can't do that anymore.
Speaker 2: It's crazy, I know. It's the wildest sort of game.
Speaker 2: You guys played like one of those memorables you.
Speaker 3: Know always you know those big wooden they run wire
Speaker 3: around it in construction sites. It looked like gigantic spools
Speaker 3: of thread. But you can get inside. We put someone
Speaker 3: in it and push them across the horrible horrible things, no,
Speaker 3: horrible and life threatening. Yeah, getting locked out of the
Speaker 3: house all the time, so you're just like surviving, not
Speaker 3: like purposely.
Speaker 2: Out everyone out.
Speaker 3: We always reell that get out, did you.
Speaker 2: You've have to say your brother.
Speaker 3: David was the most create I mean I emulated David
Speaker 3: and he was always doing little movies and we had
Speaker 3: a fake cooking show growing up. I mean he was
Speaker 3: my play buddy. And then and Tiffany, I mean we
Speaker 3: all did. But David was like you know at the beach.
Speaker 3: She would marry these movies and we'd all perform in them.
Speaker 3: And but he was also really mean in his evil.
Speaker 3: You know what is in the will bear innis over
Speaker 3: the ravine ravine, just crazy ship. But he would He's
Speaker 3: the one who introduced me to doing character work.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: And I would imitate his characters. And you know, anything
Speaker 3: David did, I would do. And then I was really
Speaker 3: close to my younger sister Tiffany.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no one makes me laugh like you just so
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: Or Andy knows how to put quarters in me. He
Speaker 3: just puts them in Andy, I know what you're doing.
Speaker 1: You guys had a dinner and he posts you. Dinny
Speaker 1: always puts you on the spot. You were like this,
Speaker 1: I was watching it from LA and you were like, no, Andy.
Speaker 2: No, don't, don't, don't. I don't know what I was
Speaker 2: trying to get out of you, Because you know, he's
Speaker 2: the ultimate stir.
Speaker 3: Yes, he sure is a little devil pushing buttons. He
Speaker 3: pushes buttons.
Speaker 2: I met you. You know you have a side hustle
Speaker 2: and it's called Dusty.
Speaker 3: Oh my Dusty Tails cupcake business. Still I need it
Speaker 3: allowance money to pay for the hay my first bunny.
Speaker 3: Yeah that was in the nineties and I decided what
Speaker 3: else am I going to do with three in the morning.
Speaker 3: So I got into making cupcakes and selling them at
Speaker 3: different cotton.
Speaker 2: We did it for a baby shower.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I'll still do it on request, not chocolate.
Speaker 3: But and I'm always like, no repeat business, cash only,
Speaker 3: and I'm not available for another six months. I mean,
Speaker 3: I always make it really hard. Now I do chocolate
Speaker 3: chip cookies and shoeboxes because I have thousands of shoeboxes
Speaker 3: and it's hard for me to get rid of a box,
Speaker 3: a good box. So now I give them away with
Speaker 3: cookies for one hundred dollars cash, no repeat business.
Speaker 2: Thanks for joining us on table for two.
Speaker 5: Throughout her career, Amy Sedaris has played one of a
Speaker 5: kind characters on shows like Strangers with Candy, at Home
Speaker 5: with Amy Sedaris, and The Mandalorian. I am so curious
Speaker 5: to know more about where she pulls her inspiration from.
Speaker 2: No Strangers candy.
Speaker 1: Jerry Blank was we could talk about her because she
Speaker 1: was I mean, Amy just did.
Speaker 3: She's in me.
Speaker 2: I just can't go it's gay.
Speaker 3: You know you're gay, right.
Speaker 1: You sent me a xerox copy of a Jerry Blink
Speaker 1: headshot and said, p on me dag.
Speaker 3: I print them out myself when people want a headshot.
Speaker 3: It's on that Lindsay paper. It's a bad I mean,
Speaker 3: it doesn't even print well, but it's like that's all
Speaker 3: I got, you know. And I still make lighters for people.
Speaker 3: And I think it's a girl scout in me that
Speaker 3: like that transactional because.
Speaker 1: And first of all, I think those are the best
Speaker 1: gifts because you're never going to get another one like that,
Speaker 1: and it comes from you and you're like, oh wow,
Speaker 1: this is the most unique thing.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: One girl wrote me she's at her house burned down
Speaker 3: and she lost the picture of Jerry and I was like,
Speaker 3: I sent her new one, but burned all the edges
Speaker 3: to it. The characters. It's different each projects. Sometimes I
Speaker 3: have no idea until I see wardrobe and I let
Speaker 3: them like, I'll trust you if I trust the wardrobe person.
Speaker 3: I look in the mirror, I'm like, oh, I know
Speaker 3: this person, but really only have like five characters, and
Speaker 3: they just keep reinventing themselves. Okay, maybe that's why I
Speaker 3: don't get a whole lot of it seems work. But
Speaker 3: my favorite job is again a girl Scout level, just
Speaker 3: want to character part. You get in, you get a laugh,
Speaker 3: and you get out. I don't need to carry anything
Speaker 3: unless it's my own thing. But I mean that's frustrating
Speaker 3: for agents, I know. But it's like, that's all I
Speaker 3: really am interested in doing. Being the guest star, right,
Speaker 3: bringing that yes, just for fun and the pressure is
Speaker 3: not on you. But when you are number one on
Speaker 3: the call sheet, you know that's that's a big, big job,
Speaker 3: and then I'd want to control every aspect of it.
Speaker 3: But when I'm a guest I'm like, oh what do
Speaker 3: you you know? I work with a person and then
Speaker 3: try to figure out, oh, who is this right? This person?
Speaker 2: So, and I'm going to get to the number one
Speaker 2: on the call sheet.
Speaker 3: That's a good name for something. It is crawl sheet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good uh memoir title.
Speaker 3: Yeah, number one, number twelve.
Speaker 1: Number sixteen thousand, girl scout you Yes, it's like in
Speaker 1: your blood?
Speaker 2: How did that begin? And like you. I mean most
Speaker 2: people like in their middle school years. Leave. You stayed
Speaker 2: senior year.
Speaker 3: And when I moved to New York City, I went
Speaker 3: to the HQ headquarters on twenty third Street and I said, listen,
Speaker 3: I have been a girl scout my whole life. There
Speaker 3: are two badges I didn't get, Sign of the Star
Speaker 3: and Sign of the Era. They're the most important ones.
Speaker 2: Really, why did you get them? What does you have
Speaker 2: to It's just.
Speaker 3: Then explained to you. Right, I got all the other ones,
Speaker 3: but it's like they were just like the big, the
Speaker 3: major ones, and probably low self esteem or something. So
Speaker 3: I said, clearly, I've done all this stuff. I brought
Speaker 3: my book, I went through all the stuff I had
Speaker 3: to do to earn it. So they mailed them to me.
Speaker 3: So I have them now. And I'm a horrible at
Speaker 3: auditioning something to try to get it. It's not my
Speaker 3: you know, So no, I can't remember less of my auditioned.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm just not good at it, right, I
Speaker 3: mean a lot of people on the hall, right, yeah,
Speaker 3: I think so. But I'm used to failing because I
Speaker 3: failed first grade. So it doesn't if I don't get something.
Speaker 3: My attitude is like I've been Do.
Speaker 2: You have to repeat first grade?
Speaker 3: I repeated first Gray Bruce, That's where everything started. Like
Speaker 3: that sucked. That sucked. All my friends would a hand
Speaker 3: of me. It was a failure. I mean it was
Speaker 3: like so my second first grade teacher was a big
Speaker 3: inspiration to me, and she wore the best high heels
Speaker 3: and that's how my obsession with high heels started. All
Speaker 3: I would do was look at her feet every day.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, when I met you.
Speaker 1: One of the early memories I have of you is
Speaker 1: out when you were visiting Andy and I was in
Speaker 1: the house share at the time and summertime, and we
Speaker 1: were all hanging out and the tam I know you,
Speaker 1: let me tell you, like gorgeous and the hair blonde.
Speaker 2: From the summer sparkle. It was like a movie star
Speaker 2: laying there, you know, talking And it.
Speaker 3: Never wore sun block. I will know why used that
Speaker 3: number two number four. They don't make it anymore. Vacation
Speaker 3: makes a version of it. Wow, but it's not anymore,
Speaker 3: do you know? And I wear sunscreen now.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you wanted a tan, you would just
Speaker 2: put make up.
Speaker 3: Farmers can't walking around right, yeah, you know, but I
Speaker 3: don't know why I didn't get sunspots on my face,
Speaker 3: my aunt. My legs are shot, but not my arms
Speaker 3: in my face, and I don't know why? Is it weird?
Speaker 2: Well, thankfully?
Speaker 3: And also my first prescription was when I was ten.
Speaker 3: I went to the germatologists and he wrote on his
Speaker 3: pad that I had dry skin and to use Jurgons lotion.
Speaker 3: And I'll never I felt so special. I had a script,
Speaker 3: you know, and I stared at it and that's when
Speaker 3: I became obsessed with lotion. Really, I'm a lotion theme
Speaker 3: constantly because he told me to apply it. And I
Speaker 3: still have a Jurgon's bottle and I think the headquarters
Speaker 3: is in Cincinnati. But again, I'm like, why can't I
Speaker 3: do a Jurgon's commercial? Yeah, or they don't have any money.
Speaker 3: Jurgons isn't that big of a Sometimes people just the
Speaker 3: things I want to do, they're like Amy, they don't
Speaker 3: they don't need anyone to model panty hosts. They don't
Speaker 3: need anyone on a Halloween wig bag. You know, I'm like,
Speaker 3: why can't I do that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What were the shows growing up that you watched?
Speaker 2: That infant?
Speaker 3: Like, were you I dream a Jenie loved I dream
Speaker 3: Jamie costumes and the wigs, and you know, I think
Speaker 3: that's started. I mean I watched se TV PTL Club
Speaker 3: with Tammy Faye Baker. She was a good character for
Speaker 3: me to imitate. And I got a big kick out
Speaker 3: of Carol Burnette show. You know, the Brady Bunch. We
Speaker 3: thought they were so queer. All of us were like,
Speaker 3: oh my, you know, we kind of made fun of
Speaker 3: that show, but we still watched it. Of course, yeah,
Speaker 3: Land Lost in Spade, Land of the Giants, but you
Speaker 3: never hear about it anymore.
Speaker 2: No, it's never a were you like, were you guys
Speaker 2: Saturday morning TV? Like until in the news? Can?
Speaker 3: We watched TV all the time? You know, yeah, are
Speaker 3: you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Saturday mornings you'd watch TV and then when the cartoons
Speaker 1: and stuff ended, it would be like in the news
Speaker 1: and it was his and you were like, it was noon,
Speaker 1: You've been watching TV for six hours.
Speaker 3: Elvin and the Chipmunks was my voice as far as
Speaker 3: voice voices go. I mean that people always say who
Speaker 3: do you want to meet, you know, dead or alive.
Speaker 3: I'm like, Elvin and the Chipmunks, you're kidding me? I
Speaker 3: was like, I love them. Ernie Kovacs, you know, you know,
Speaker 3: he was really big into props and stuff, and I
Speaker 3: liked uh, Jonathan Winters, you know, Peter Sellers Older.
Speaker 2: They were all I can see all those in you.
Speaker 3: But s C TV was a big because I'm like,
Speaker 3: the set design was interesting to me because I got
Speaker 3: the impression they just made it like doors would swing
Speaker 3: open by accident. The Dracula show, what was that? What
Speaker 3: was soap opera but with all vampires.
Speaker 2: Dark Knight, Dark Shadow, Dark Shadows. Yes, yeah, oh so
Speaker 2: what what soaps? Did I watch? Soaps? Did you watch soaps?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Secret Storm was a big one.
Speaker 2: I don't don't know that one. Secret Storm.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the when my mom watched Secret Secret Storm.
Speaker 3: Great name opened up with waves crashing against a rock,
Speaker 3: edge of Knight, Edge and Night.
Speaker 2: Yes, that was ye thirty minute one.
Speaker 3: That was good. She watched that one too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I was all, I mean, it's like, what
Speaker 2: did we do? We watched TV TV.
Speaker 1: That's why we're a cool genuary. And it's like, you know,
Speaker 1: people say, if you watch Instagram, like they're like to
Speaker 1: these kids now, they're like, we were kicked out of
Speaker 1: our house. We were told like come back, when the
Speaker 1: sun comes down, like, I don't want to drink if
Speaker 1: you want to.
Speaker 2: My mother would be like we'd.
Speaker 1: Go swimming and it would be like a really hot day.
Speaker 1: She wouldn't want to do laundry, so she said, you
Speaker 1: don't need towels.
Speaker 2: Just stay outside. The sun will dry, like mom, like
Speaker 2: a freezing just stay outside.
Speaker 3: I mean she takes you to the pool and wear's
Speaker 3: you out right exactly. Yeah, that's what we did. We
Speaker 3: were all on the swim team.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but it was good.
Speaker 3: That was but we watched TV, but we did have
Speaker 3: that time to play and use your imagination. Playing House
Speaker 3: was my favorite. So Publa, you make the fake liquor
Speaker 3: and you would die.
Speaker 2: And write costumes? Were you more Ardreamagenie or Bewitched?
Speaker 3: I dream a Jinie, but I love Bewitch.
Speaker 1: I loved Aunt Clara right, And I was going to say,
Speaker 1: so Aunt Clara was your favorite?
Speaker 2: What were you know? Were you more Dreamaginie or her
Speaker 2: evil sister?
Speaker 3: Oh? I liked him, but I loved it when they
Speaker 3: I wanted to do that on Strangers. I wanted Jerry
Speaker 3: to have a cool aunt, but it would be made
Speaker 3: up with the brunette. You know, we forgot to it.
Speaker 3: You did it.
Speaker 2: I was watching a scene you did.
Speaker 1: You played six characters, but the camera was going like
Speaker 1: boom boom, boom boom.
Speaker 3: One at home with Amy Sinaris exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean that's all. Then I realized, oh, I have
Speaker 3: to memorize both sides of the script. But then I
Speaker 3: had a teleprompter that helped. Especially the second and third season.
Speaker 3: I really used it a lot because it was like,
Speaker 3: I can't do this, you know. Yeah, that was and
Speaker 3: I wish they all got paid separately.
Speaker 2: Would have been nice.
Speaker 3: We saved a lot of money with me doing all
Speaker 3: those parts.
Speaker 2: You know, of course, you know you're a businessman. I
Speaker 2: didn't think about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah right.
Speaker 1: It's like very entertaining for the viewer realizing, you know,
Speaker 1: one person's doing.
Speaker 2: All the work.
Speaker 3: Want to work, I mean, I don't want to sit
Speaker 3: in my room and wait for a scene to be over,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's so okay, let's talk about being number one on
Speaker 2: the call sheet.
Speaker 1: What do you think keeps you from because there's no
Speaker 1: reason that someone hasn't developed a show that is you.
Speaker 2: You're the full on star of the show.
Speaker 3: So I mean, maybe I stand in my own way.
Speaker 3: I mean, I do have an idea for a show,
Speaker 3: but now it's not the time to go out and
Speaker 3: pitch it is.
Speaker 2: It's a little rough.
Speaker 3: I HiT's rough, and I don't want to I would
Speaker 3: hate to do that, and then nobody takes it, and
Speaker 3: it's that show you a back burner, which is what
Speaker 3: I was really gonna call my show the back burner
Speaker 3: with Amy Sins, but you know I don't, so then
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, I can't do that, you know, I
Speaker 3: don't know. I just like to think about things for
Speaker 3: a long time. I know it sounds like a stoner mentality,
Speaker 3: but I got it. It's like a stew you got
Speaker 3: to be like at home. I thought about that and
Speaker 3: did the books right for what eighteen years or something.
Speaker 3: It's everything I know. So it takes that long if
Speaker 3: you really want it to.
Speaker 1: Take to percolate, to come to life, and then of
Speaker 1: course to get the funding or the permission, because you're
Speaker 1: constantly asking.
Speaker 3: For because you want to think of everything. You don't
Speaker 3: want someone to suggest that you haven't thought of. I'm
Speaker 3: always like, that's how I get it when it's a
Speaker 3: personal project. But that can slow things down and prevent
Speaker 3: me from moving forward.
Speaker 1: Have you seen something recently that you were like, wow,
Speaker 1: that really can't you know? I never thought about that
Speaker 1: like or.
Speaker 3: Like that kind of I did think, I haven't seen
Speaker 3: it yet, that show Chaos. But I did have that idea.
Speaker 3: But why hasn't anyone done a modern day Greek the
Speaker 3: Greek gods, but play them like contemporary character. I did
Speaker 3: think of that, and then I heard there's a show.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, that's funny. I thought about that idea,
Speaker 3: but I didn't. I just thought, why doesn't somebody do it?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: I didn't think, oh, I'll do it.
Speaker 2: See, well that's yeah. Yeah, we all get in our
Speaker 2: own way, most of us do. I mean some of
Speaker 2: us don't. Like they're just have a million things going
Speaker 2: on for some reason. I mean I get stuck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I get stuck. I need someone to work with. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and if the people that I trust, you know, they're
Speaker 3: all working on other jobs and it's.
Speaker 2: Harder for me. You have Okay, So you had great
Speaker 2: partnerships with.
Speaker 3: Colbert and Danello. Yeah, and Paul and I still will
Speaker 3: work and he helped me with at home with Amy Sedaris,
Speaker 3: or if I have an idea or need help. You know,
Speaker 3: he's still there for me, right, So at.
Speaker 2: Home with Amy Sedaris. That's is that that's shot in
Speaker 2: the studio.
Speaker 3: That's not Yeah, that's why people like being a guest.
Speaker 3: It's like, we'll get you in out, you know, yeah,
Speaker 3: you know everything. We never left the studio and that's all.
Speaker 2: So was the genesis of the books.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I did the books first, and that way I
Speaker 3: could slide the books across the table and say, this
Speaker 3: is what the show is.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: So everyone was like, what do you mean what visually?
Speaker 3: What does it look like? And You're just like, this
Speaker 3: is what it looks like. And then they would understand, Oh, okay, So.
Speaker 2: I mean you like every time, I mean, you work
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 3: People say I do, but I'm always like I don't
Speaker 3: work enough. I'm always like, oh, I want a job.
Speaker 3: I want to work because I feel like I'm like
Speaker 3: I was a waitress and I worked in grocery stores
Speaker 3: and I always had three jobs you know when you're younger.
Speaker 3: And once I got into acting, if whatever you want
Speaker 3: to performing, that's when I felt like I got lazy,
Speaker 3: Like I felt like I was always hustling, always making money,
Speaker 3: always Yeah. And then then I even waitress during Strangers,
Speaker 3: and I was like, where Mary's Marian's, and then Marian's
Speaker 3: on the Bowery, and then I worked at Mary's Fish Camp.
Speaker 3: But I felt like I was taking jobs from people
Speaker 3: who needed it's only I didn't need it. It's just
Speaker 3: like Saturday night is their night. You know, why am
Speaker 3: I waitressing when that shift should go to somebody who
Speaker 3: really needs it. So I felt that attitude coming in
Speaker 3: my way and thought, oh, yeah, no, this isn't or
Speaker 3: it felt like it was a bit and it wasn't.
Speaker 3: I just wanted to I'm always all going to lie,
Speaker 3: like saying you need anyone to gift wrap or going
Speaker 3: to Bigelow's, let me give rap and just you don't
Speaker 3: have to pay me because I'm good working with people,
Speaker 3: and I like that. They never have I'm sure they're like, well,
Speaker 3: how are we gonna, you know, just make that happen busy. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I liked waitressing the grocery stores because I think I
Speaker 3: liked because your timing. I was really good at it,
Speaker 3: you know. I liked making tips and it's good character
Speaker 3: and I would bullshit like if I had to sell wine,
Speaker 3: if I just said it has a buttery finish or
Speaker 3: a peppery sald like I was, and I open it
Speaker 3: and pop it on the table like it's a taverna
Speaker 3: and Greece and like, Amy, you can't. I'm like, I
Speaker 3: was so fake, but but I like that. And I
Speaker 3: wait on these five businessmen once and they told me
Speaker 3: that I should not be a pantyhose model, that you
Speaker 3: should not I should be a pantyhose model. And I
Speaker 3: made I was like, wow, we're else going to get that?
Speaker 2: Like was the skirt short in that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, back in the day. Always yeah. I love a uniform.
Speaker 3: I stole my red Lobster uniform, my name tags, and
Speaker 3: my wind Dixie uniform Girl Scout uniforms. I just love
Speaker 3: a uniform. Job.
Speaker 2: I stole my NBC page uniform. Oh I supposed to
Speaker 2: turn it back in and I had, like I literally
Speaker 2: on a hangar.
Speaker 1: Have the jacket, the pins from nineteen eighty nine, the
Speaker 1: the tie, the short, the pants.
Speaker 3: That's fantastic it We're gonna have it.
Speaker 2: I love it. You stole these well.
Speaker 3: I save stuff so much because I'm like, oh, if
Speaker 3: I do a show, like a lot of the stuff
Speaker 3: on at home was a lot of my own stuff,
Speaker 3: and I bring in racks and be like put these
Speaker 3: on people who background or guest stars, or my own
Speaker 3: shoes and props, and I always think, you know, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna need them. But you know, I'd love to own
Speaker 3: my own prop shop. I've talked about that for a
Speaker 3: long time because there's not that many in New York
Speaker 3: or costume places anymore.
Speaker 2: Really are That's a great idea, I know it. Really.
Speaker 3: There's Alias which is great right here, and I'll bring
Speaker 3: clothes there sometimes, but I'm always jealous when I go there,
Speaker 3: I'm like, why isn't this my place?
Speaker 1: Well there you go like, that's like and that's part
Speaker 1: of the whole package because you could still work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you still have you know your shop and you
Speaker 2: do that. You own real estate. Right, I'm working this out.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to Table for two.
Speaker 4: We've been having an amazing lunch with our guest, Amy Sedaris.
Speaker 2: While our meal has.
Speaker 4: Been delicious, Amy has also recently discovered a new love
Speaker 4: for a certain type of candy.
Speaker 3: I ate so much bonbon candy. So I went on
Speaker 3: a one day like how much a one day fast? Yesterday?
Speaker 2: You did like a full fast? No?
Speaker 3: I do that prolonged fast. You can do one for
Speaker 3: one day or five day. I really like it, just
Speaker 3: a reset, that's all. You still eat on it.
Speaker 2: It's like eating or drinking.
Speaker 3: It's eating like they make soup pack. It's just like
Speaker 3: astronaut food. It's like, but at least I can. I'm
Speaker 3: disciplined and I do it break. It gives you a break.
Speaker 2: I like that. But I just.
Speaker 3: W it ate so much candy and I felt disgusting
Speaker 3: and I have a headache from it and I can't
Speaker 3: even believe I'm eating that much candy.
Speaker 1: Well, Amy, this is how I feel like my Like
Speaker 1: I was the type of kid that I got, like
Speaker 1: the big massive Twizzlers bag or like the big Dots
Speaker 1: Member Dots and I'd say, like someone be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I go, would you want one? And they'd be like, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe later, and I'd say very clearly there won't be
Speaker 1: a later, like I will eat the whole box.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I really had to like work on not having
Speaker 1: one because it would how many is a lot?
Speaker 2: And like what got you to have the first one?
Speaker 3: Well, I was hanging out my apartment and my friend
Speaker 3: Adam Salmon was visiting and we had some people over
Speaker 3: and they both brought bags of bombon chick candy, and
Speaker 3: I was like, I can't believe you guys eat that stuff.
Speaker 3: Like I never got into gummies and the fish and
Speaker 3: the iron, was like, how can you just eat it?
Speaker 3: And then one night I was high and I was
Speaker 3: hanging out with some friends and that bomb bomb was
Speaker 3: in my apartment and I started eating. I was like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, this is what you guys have been
Speaker 3: talking about, right boom addicted, right, addicted, addicted? And I
Speaker 3: thought to myself, God, that was sure would be hard
Speaker 3: if you were an alcoholic or a drug addict and
Speaker 3: you couldn't quit. Because this is going to be really
Speaker 3: hard for me to quit. I don't have something that
Speaker 3: I feel like I have to. You know, I've always
Speaker 3: protected myself. I've never gone too far, you know. And
Speaker 3: I was like, oh right. I mean when I was
Speaker 3: a kid, my best friend had a her dad was
Speaker 3: a candy distributor, and they walk in closet with a
Speaker 3: slanted roof all candy, and she would.
Speaker 2: Load up my lunch box really with candy.
Speaker 3: And Maritina cherries. I had cavity in every tube and
Speaker 3: I felt, oh my god, I'm back to it, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really is interesting.
Speaker 1: It's like, it's an interesting question you're posing, is acknowledging
Speaker 1: you have a problem.
Speaker 2: You have a problem, and how am I going to
Speaker 2: quit this? Because bombomb bomb? So yesterday did you get stoned?
Speaker 2: Are we you're hanging out?
Speaker 3: It's just no, I had n't brought in air. I
Speaker 3: went there to get some bond bonds for my godson's birthday.
Speaker 3: He likes these sweet and sour ones. I was great.
Speaker 3: I don't like sweet and sour, so I walk there
Speaker 3: and back. That's a good. Yeah. And then I got
Speaker 3: a few marshmallow jelly ones on the way home and
Speaker 3: I ate half the bag and then I gave the
Speaker 3: rest of my dorman and they gave it to their kids.
Speaker 1: That's the only way to like, you have to get
Speaker 1: them out of the house.
Speaker 2: So like, so you have none right now in the house.
Speaker 3: I do, ah, because I ordered some through the mail
Speaker 3: and I saw before I came down here there it was.
Speaker 3: But I don't eat.
Speaker 2: Candy anymore, So you don't eat candy except for that.
Speaker 3: No, No, I'm now not anymore. That's my attitude, just
Speaker 3: like I don't eat candy anymore. So I'll bring that
Speaker 3: up to maple.
Speaker 2: When I write, sometimes it takes a very specific mindset.
Speaker 2: I had to do that with cigarettes.
Speaker 1: Oh, I tried, I tried, I tried, I tried, and
Speaker 1: then one day I said, you don't smoke anymore, and
Speaker 1: I never smoked.
Speaker 2: The air.
Speaker 3: Wow, it's pretty good.
Speaker 2: At some point in my.
Speaker 1: Thirty late thirties, like mid thirties, thirties, and then when
Speaker 1: I did, I had one years later it was most disgusting.
Speaker 2: Thing.
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to do with alcohol now is the
Speaker 1: same thing, like, which is just stop, like like.
Speaker 2: Really just do it. It's occasion, occasion having a glass
Speaker 2: of wine. It's hard. You have to really change. But
Speaker 2: once you change your mindset, you're able to do it.
Speaker 3: Well, we'll see. I mean, I tried and then I failed.
Speaker 2: So yesterday it was rough.
Speaker 3: Yesterday was easy because I fasted all day. The day
Speaker 3: before was tough and the weather didn't help and it
Speaker 3: was just but I did walk four miles to get it.
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 2: But still, well, that's always I think a very good
Speaker 2: thing too.
Speaker 1: So when I find like I eat something that's really
Speaker 1: horrible and I feel it, I walk and I just
Speaker 1: count myself and I.
Speaker 3: Walk because you're in your skin is when you got
Speaker 3: it all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta get it terrible. But yeah, but you
Speaker 2: got to move it out because that helps move it
Speaker 2: out too. Yeah, you know what I mean, you gotta
Speaker 2: it's tough.
Speaker 3: I mean the sugar. It's not like Mike doesn't stay
Speaker 3: in your tongue if you spit out. It's not pink.
Speaker 3: It's not it's sweetish candy. It's something better about it.
Speaker 3: It's just it's just so fucking good.
Speaker 2: Oh it's good. That's Swedish candy. I know exactly what
Speaker 2: you're talking.
Speaker 3: Pretty pink bag.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have it in on Avacinnie out in Venice.
Speaker 3: But I like the way people carry it around and
Speaker 3: that the way the people look into the bag is
Speaker 3: a good visual, Like you don't just reach in and
Speaker 3: you know, you were like, you look and you're choosy,
Speaker 3: and then you pick the pink marshmallow woman and you
Speaker 3: I like the whole way. I like the way it looks.
Speaker 2: I do too.
Speaker 1: And recently we were at that place in California and
Speaker 1: I got and I was like, oh, let's all get
Speaker 1: our bags.
Speaker 2: And my bag was gone.
Speaker 1: Within minutes because I couldn't pick one or two and
Speaker 1: then put it the bag away to save for later.
Speaker 1: They all had to be consumed before we were about
Speaker 1: to have dinner, which was going to be pizza and pasta.
Speaker 2: So I was like, I don't is it used to be.
Speaker 3: When people say what are your favorite moments? Used to
Speaker 3: be your business class or first class on American airlines?
Speaker 3: Watching a cult movie, you know, like a spiritual cult
Speaker 3: what's uh?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: What's his name?
Speaker 2: You made?
Speaker 3: You drink the kool aid? Like you mean the real Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: Jim Jones, Jim John and eating one of their Sundays
Speaker 3: at the same time, five episodes on the way to
Speaker 3: La hate that flight. Now it's bonbon candy in bed,
Speaker 3: massaging Tina and watching Belmont. I mean, who want you
Speaker 3: wouldn't want that life? And I thought this just got
Speaker 3: replaced and eating candy, massaging Tina and watching.
Speaker 2: Them right, Like, that's a perfect I feel like if
Speaker 2: you have the ability just to have the self control,
Speaker 2: that's a nice, enjoyable thing. You're alive. We should be that.
Speaker 2: It's why I don't want to give up alcohol completely.
Speaker 2: I want to enjoy the glass of red wine. I
Speaker 2: want to enjoy the margarite foundries. Yeah, I just don't
Speaker 2: need to have it every day.
Speaker 3: Right, you do feel it? The older you get of wine, Yeah, because.
Speaker 1: That's what happens, because you get the tolerance whatever, feeling
Speaker 1: of relaxation, s like the you know, the bombs you
Speaker 1: start you so, I don't know, we're alive, I know.
Speaker 3: But the older you get, like I felt it the
Speaker 3: next day and I felt it, you know, you get
Speaker 3: the sugar crash. I don't take naps. Impossible for me
Speaker 3: to take a nap.
Speaker 2: My eyes open at four o'clock.
Speaker 3: Well, I fell asleep and it was from the sugar.
Speaker 2: What has been the most challenging time in your life
Speaker 2: would you say, because.
Speaker 3: Like I know, like first grade, Well, when you lose somebody,
Speaker 3: when my mom died and then when my sister died.
Speaker 3: You know, losing a sibling is so different than losing
Speaker 3: a parent. Then you divide people up in the world.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, you haven't lost a parent yet, you
Speaker 3: get on that side of the street because you don't
Speaker 3: like the way you see things after that with loss
Speaker 3: is uh? Is that that's hard for me to lose people,
Speaker 3: to lose pets, to lose things I love, lose his
Speaker 3: favorite sweater. Yeah, you know, when I when I lose things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's interesting you say that with the parent.
Speaker 1: I haven't lost a parent, and I'm very fearful of that.
Speaker 1: And I understand because I have many of my friends
Speaker 1: have lost parents. Yeah, I a parent or both parents,
Speaker 1: and I do know that's a life defining moment.
Speaker 3: But my death, you've probably dealt with a lot with it,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: Well I was so I did, Like, you know, I
Speaker 2: was that generation of young men that were like I
Speaker 2: wasn't you know there were no fifty year olds when
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: You know, they were all you know, that generation was
Speaker 1: going right, But I was living in the fear of
Speaker 1: and we were all like existing within it.
Speaker 2: And yes I saw people, but I think, you know,
Speaker 2: I have have loss in my life, but I think
Speaker 2: the it's.
Speaker 1: Interesting how you phrase that, like, oh, like okay, you're.
Speaker 3: On that side of the stream, Like that's how I
Speaker 3: felt that, you know, but it makes complete sense.
Speaker 2: Like you don't know it until you experience.
Speaker 3: And then you have empathies for other people. Because when
Speaker 3: Cole lost his brother this year, I mean, I didn't
Speaker 3: know how to word it, but it's like it's so
Speaker 3: hard to say it's a gift, but it's like, what
Speaker 3: you're gonna learn from this? You know now that changes
Speaker 3: who you are now and how you see other people. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's just such a strong So I'd say that's what
Speaker 3: I struggle with the most. That's losing yeah people, and
Speaker 3: I can't imagine or you get your friends start going yeah,
Speaker 3: that's very scary. That's gonna be tough.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it also like and like you're sixty three,
Speaker 1: I'll be fifty nine, so we're like in the same boat.
Speaker 2: It's jarring to me sometimes to say my age when
Speaker 2: people ask me, I don't feel it.
Speaker 3: And I I just don't put an age with you.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean. You don't seem like you're
Speaker 3: any age. You just age. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't think, well, how old is that? You just
Speaker 3: look fantastic you always have. First time I met you,
Speaker 3: you had a full face of makeup. True. I was like, Andy,
Speaker 3: who's your girlfriend? That's Bruce.
Speaker 2: Amy my name right, the first time.
Speaker 3: My name like that, We're gonna still pick this is
Speaker 3: good because it's because he talked about you so much
Speaker 3: and you were best friends. So that's when I was like,
Speaker 3: who is this Bruce and why do I bo why
Speaker 3: does he bother me?
Speaker 2: And then yell that makeup on why did I have
Speaker 2: to make it?
Speaker 3: I think it was around New Year's Oh yeah, it
Speaker 3: was a New Year's party Sarahead Restaurant. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 3: Sarah gets us together. She's just really nice. One wants
Speaker 3: a party for their big and she's so good camaraderie.
Speaker 3: She brings people together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm super so excited and happy for you for
Speaker 2: this afternoon. I think that's me too. That's the news.
Speaker 3: I just want to it's not in my little prepertoire.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'm going to do it, and
Speaker 3: I don't think. I don't know if I'm going to
Speaker 3: do a good enough job because of it. I don't
Speaker 3: know what a baby voice is.
Speaker 2: But I think you'll figure it out in the process,
Speaker 2: as you're saying, I think you will. I mean, look,
Speaker 2: there's nothing that would show that would say not to
Speaker 2: the pressure and make you be nervous about it. That
Speaker 2: the body of work, the talent, the years.
Speaker 1: See It's like, it's like, what brings us together today
Speaker 1: to me is everything we've done. One thing veers off.
Speaker 1: We're not sitting at this table today like and Norman
Speaker 1: Lear said that to me when he invited me on
Speaker 1: his podcast, which I was like, oh wow wow, But
Speaker 1: he really wanted to ultimately talk about me being part
Speaker 1: of the Palm and the allian and being gay. He
Speaker 1: really wanted to understand thank you. And it was like,
Speaker 1: oh wow, I get it.
Speaker 3: He has a double scotch.
Speaker 2: Oh this is I like the tall glass.
Speaker 3: Look at the hearts, They're so pretty.
Speaker 1: So I really do feel and I share that because
Speaker 1: I think this afternoon, when you find yourself in the booth,
Speaker 1: everything that you've done in your life brings forth the
Speaker 1: creativity that will you'll find that.
Speaker 3: Well, as long as I'm in the moment, nothing's better
Speaker 3: than being in the moment. And you know, when you're
Speaker 3: in the moment, or you know when there's a split
Speaker 3: second surprise and you know in your own life and
Speaker 3: you are forced to be in the moment, you're like, shit,
Speaker 3: that's the moment. Like can you believe how deep and
Speaker 3: dark it is? Like even if you're getting mugged or
Speaker 3: I don't know, whatever birth of your child, whatever it is,
Speaker 3: you're boom, you're you're just can't believe how different it
Speaker 3: is because you think you're in the moment until so
Speaker 3: when I'm doing so like that, then whatever preparation you
Speaker 3: throw it out and you just have to be in
Speaker 3: the moment. And it feels so electrifying, especially if it's
Speaker 3: a live house or something.
Speaker 1: You're just like.
Speaker 3: You're in the moment. Like the best moment I had
Speaker 3: was playing a donkey in this play that David and
Speaker 3: I wrote, Call and I was car all the donkey
Speaker 3: and over sex donkey, and we rehearsed all week. We
Speaker 3: did it all but not until it was opening night
Speaker 3: and there was an audience. He came alive. The donkey
Speaker 3: came alive in me, and I was like, holy shit,
Speaker 3: that is nothing top set. And then when I did
Speaker 3: some Louis c K when I did something b Louie
Speaker 3: his show Horace and Pete, and that was one of
Speaker 3: the best jobs I ever did in my life really
Speaker 3: because it was in the moment. He just trusted me.
Speaker 3: I got to improvise, did it like five times and
Speaker 3: I felt really good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's funny.
Speaker 1: It's funny too, like with being the donkey, the over sexualized,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, it really when it's like happening is when.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, nothing's better. It comes out yeah, I
Speaker 3: didn't know that was what Colin was. Well, I'm hoping
Speaker 3: that will happen in the booth. I'm just going to
Speaker 3: be a baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a baby. I mean you can practice all like
Speaker 2: what you think babies are, but you're just I did
Speaker 2: a baby. You're the baby.
Speaker 3: The baby.
Speaker 2: Whatever the baby is in you is gonna be the baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Any as we drink our cappuccinos and everyone who's pulled
Speaker 1: up a chair today, I want to see it.
Speaker 2: Finally, you got to do this. You are one of
Speaker 2: the most special people I feel, and I really do
Speaker 2: feel honored that that I'm a friend.
Speaker 3: I didn't I didn't regret it. I didn't like I
Speaker 3: gotta do that. It was like, never had that feeling.
Speaker 3: So that's off to us, right, Cheers, cheers, Thank.
Speaker 2: You for pulling up a chair.
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