Speaker 1: Second date of day. I am so excited and so
Speaker 1: nervous to do this second date today.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm only excited.
Speaker 1: It's a continuation of yesterday's awkward Tuesday phone call. So
Speaker 1: if you miss that, one of our listeners, Allison, needed
Speaker 1: our help making a call to her roommate to tell her, Hey,
Speaker 1: I've kind of been hooking up with your ex boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which we thought was going to be awkward.
Speaker 1: Right deal, only to find out once we got her
Speaker 1: on the phone, they've kind of been back together.
Speaker 2: Yes, the roommate and the ex are actually not.
Speaker 1: X and that's when this moment happened.
Speaker 3: He's been sweet, We've been spending a lot of time
Speaker 3: together lately, and so for how long, Oh it's been
Speaker 3: about two weeks now. Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Oh I hate that guy dude with both of them, yeah,
Speaker 2: yesterday dirty.
Speaker 1: Turns out this dude, Justin, has been simultaneously hooking up
Speaker 1: with his ex girlfriend Lily and her roommate, leading them
Speaker 1: both on and neither of the girls knew about it.
Speaker 1: Oh man. So yeah, so once that happened, things got heated,
Speaker 1: and instead of just confronting the guy directly, both Alison
Speaker 1: and Lily decided that the best thing for them to
Speaker 1: do was to come back on our show today and
Speaker 1: confront the guy together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good decisions are still out there.
Speaker 1: Yes, to be fair, I don't know if they really
Speaker 1: decided that. I kind of pushed them into it because
Speaker 1: on content. Yeah, let's welcome back to the show, Alison
Speaker 1: and Lily. Welcome back, ladies. Hi, Hi, you guys don't
Speaker 1: sound very exciting.
Speaker 2: How are you guys doing?
Speaker 3: We're okay? Yeah, I mean, like at the start, I
Speaker 3: was pretty upset, and you know, I had to get
Speaker 3: over it, and I mean, I don't know, I think
Speaker 3: we're kind of unified on this now and you're talking
Speaker 3: to you guys like we're ready to confront him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I mean I understand. How like the emotions
Speaker 1: must be going crazy, Like you thought that this was
Speaker 1: a relationship that you're about to get into only to
Speaker 1: find out he's a horrible guy.
Speaker 2: So how did he think that you guys wouldn't find out?
Speaker 2: Sign out?
Speaker 1: Since since you guys discovered what was really happening, how
Speaker 1: hard has it been to not talk to Justin about
Speaker 1: this and just like confront him yourselves.
Speaker 3: It's been ridiculously hard. He was actually texting me last
Speaker 3: night and I was trying so hard to ignore him.
Speaker 2: Wait, is this Alison talking or you know, I'm Lily.
Speaker 1: This is the ex girlfriend lilying you.
Speaker 3: Yes, he was so hard.
Speaker 2: To send him those nudes.
Speaker 1: I did send five times, but it was hard. I
Speaker 1: know Alison was holding the camera. No, I'm kidding. Yeah, Alison,
Speaker 1: how did you feel about it?
Speaker 3: I actually haven't heard from him at all and I
Speaker 3: didn't try to contact him.
Speaker 2: And yeah you yeah, did you stop talking to him
Speaker 2: or both?
Speaker 3: I mean it's only been a day, so true.
Speaker 1: But yeah, text a lot, but hose, you got to
Speaker 1: give the guys some credit. He's probably busy with a
Speaker 1: lot of other women. How many text threads does he
Speaker 1: have to manage all it? Once he has an assistant?
Speaker 2: He really should just start a group chat more efficient Alison.
Speaker 1: Do you guys think that Justin has any idea that
Speaker 1: either one of you knows at this point?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, okay.
Speaker 1: I mean it probably helps that we taped both of
Speaker 1: these first and didn't air it right away, because if
Speaker 1: we did, then one of his buddies could have heard
Speaker 1: it and then warned him and let him know. So
Speaker 1: this is actually good for us. You know good? Actually, yeah,
Speaker 1: what is the plan here?
Speaker 2: Though?
Speaker 1: Like you still what?
Speaker 2: I want to know who wants to be the one
Speaker 2: that like calls him out. I feel like it would
Speaker 2: be Lily, because it's your ex boyfriend who was about
Speaker 2: to be your boyfriend again broke do it? Like, Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm so excited to get them on the line.
Speaker 3: I am, Yeah, I feel like I should be the
Speaker 3: one that does it.
Speaker 1: So who's talking? Who's talking?
Speaker 3: I'm Lily. He should be dumped really hard and he
Speaker 3: should be super embarrassed and everybody should be able to
Speaker 3: hear it because he's a two timing cheater.
Speaker 1: So this is what he deserves, all right, Well, hold on,
Speaker 1: is he technically a cheater? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Because they were like because I.
Speaker 1: Mean, you guys were broken up at the time that
Speaker 1: this was all happening, So is it really cheating exclusive?
Speaker 2: You're not broken up. If you're you're hanging out with
Speaker 2: your ex for two weeks, then it's like it's back on,
Speaker 2: Like you don't have to have a talk with an X,
Speaker 2: Like you just go back to what it was.
Speaker 1: A two months grace period after the breakup where it
Speaker 1: still counts as being together.
Speaker 2: He's a liar for sure. He's a liar for sure.
Speaker 3: Care he's a piece of crap, and you just want
Speaker 3: to embarrass.
Speaker 1: All right, I mean, I don't want to confuse everyone listening,
Speaker 1: because you know, usually we're just dealing with two people
Speaker 1: on these things, and this time there's going to be three.
Speaker 1: So if you just started listening, A guy has been
Speaker 1: hooking up with both his ex girlfriend and her roommate
Speaker 1: at the same time. They both found out about it
Speaker 1: in an awkward Tuesday phone call with us which we
Speaker 1: taped earlier. We need to get to this. Are you
Speaker 1: both ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean I've been waiting for you to stop talking
Speaker 3: for the last couple of minutes, Like, let's get this throw.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna shut up. We're going to call the sleeves back,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna do the weirdest second date update we've
Speaker 1: ever done. And wamboozle. This guy was right after this.
Speaker 2: Okay, we got a wamboozle.
Speaker 4: Updated earlier, and all through the break my co hosts
Speaker 4: were giving me a bad time for saying the word wamboozle.
Speaker 1: Honestly, like it's some sort of old, outdated term. I've
Speaker 1: literally never heard what those Weisenheimer's I've had I should
Speaker 1: just give them all and knuckles sandwich. Oh, don't ducky
Speaker 1: shine cracker. Darn you khaki wackies.
Speaker 2: How do you ever make fun of me?
Speaker 1: Okay, you need to take all the old jumps back. Anyway,
Speaker 1: We're about to call a guy and wamboozle him by Sam. Hey, guy,
Speaker 1: both the girls that you've been hooking up with know
Speaker 1: about each other. Yeah, and by the way, you're about
Speaker 1: to get horn swoggled.
Speaker 2: That's a good thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know about Jeffery's like what you girls can
Speaker 1: vote at this point, I don't even know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: and I.
Speaker 2: Still think he's going to be down for the hornswoggle.
Speaker 1: Basically, Alison and Lily are both on the line, ready
Speaker 1: to confront this guy and say, hey, we know that
Speaker 1: you've been hooking up with both of us, and I'd.
Speaker 2: Like to applaud you both, Alison and Lily. Like your roommates,
Speaker 2: you guys saw who the problem really was in the situation.
Speaker 2: You were bigger than that. You kept your friendship intact.
Speaker 2: It's awesome.
Speaker 3: This is somehow weirdly brought us closer together.
Speaker 2: Oh, usually the opposite what happens when you're sleeping with
Speaker 2: the same guy.
Speaker 1: You guys are like sisters now in a really weird way.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I just I know this might be
Speaker 1: kind of a weird thing to ask. But he knows
Speaker 1: that you guys are roommates, right, I.
Speaker 3: Mean obviously he knows, so that I guess he thinks
Speaker 3: that he can get away with this.
Speaker 1: Well, we're not gonna let that happen today, all right,
Speaker 1: so let's get to it. Let's do this. We're gonna
Speaker 1: dial Justin's phone number and horn swoggle and boom dooggle
Speaker 1: and rolly smacker him until he has no sense left
Speaker 1: about him. You can't see him, but we're shaking a
Speaker 1: stick at you right now. It just sounds Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna shut up, and I'm just gonna dial the phone number.
Speaker 1: And remember, Alison, I'm gonna call you in first.
Speaker 2: Okay, because they're the ones that haven't been talking, right.
Speaker 1: They haven't been talking the longest. And then I'll call
Speaker 1: in the ex girlfriend Lily after that.
Speaker 2: Okay, she's like the punch not gall here.
Speaker 1: Good luck, ladies. Hello, Hey, am I speaking to Justin? Yes,
Speaker 1: wros This this is a morning radio show called Brook
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning. Okay, Hi, Hey, what's up.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's going on with you guys. Yeah,
Speaker 2: good question.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we wanted to talk to you a little bit
Speaker 1: about your dating life, if that's cool my dating life
Speaker 1: mm hmm, because there's a woman that reached out to
Speaker 1: our show who's been trying to get in touch with
Speaker 1: you and is a little bit curious about what's going
Speaker 1: on in your guys' relationship. You know Alison.
Speaker 3: Uh, yeah, I know Alison.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, you haven't been talking to her much.
Speaker 3: What is this all about exactly?
Speaker 1: Well, this is a segment that we do on our
Speaker 1: show called the Second Date Update, where we help listeners
Speaker 1: get in touch with people that they've been dating but
Speaker 1: been having a hard time communicating with.
Speaker 2: Like maybe somebody goess or like falls off for no reason.
Speaker 3: Well that's not really my situation. I mean, me and
Speaker 3: Alison have been texting, so I don't really know what
Speaker 3: information you got.
Speaker 1: Okay, well she said it's been a while though, I mean, what.
Speaker 3: Like two days, I've been a little busy.
Speaker 2: Do you really like Alison? Oh? Yeah, sure, I.
Speaker 1: Mean what do you want me to say?
Speaker 3: I don't even know you guys, and you're asking me
Speaker 3: all these personal questions like, I don't why.
Speaker 2: Do you care?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: It's okay, it's okay. It's just Alison has reached out
Speaker 1: to us because she's curious, because she likes you. It
Speaker 1: feels to her like maybe things are cooling off a
Speaker 1: little bit. Is is she feeling wrong about that vibe she.
Speaker 3: Reached out to you?
Speaker 2: No, we're keeping it casual and cool. It's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, but you want to keep seeing her again, dude,
Speaker 1: that's not really your business. That's between me and her.
Speaker 1: You're right. Look, look, all I'm saying is it would
Speaker 1: make Alison feel happy probably if you asked her out
Speaker 1: on a real date. I think she'd really enjoy spending
Speaker 1: more time with you. Okay, Well, thanks for the advice, Pale.
Speaker 2: I'll get on that. Okay. Yeah, I mean, would you
Speaker 2: be cool if Allison was dating other dudes right now?
Speaker 3: I don't who.
Speaker 1: I don't even know who the hell you people are?
Speaker 2: Like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: We're just trying to help out our listener, man, Like,
Speaker 1: we know you're interested in Alison, You've been busy, you
Speaker 1: claim to like her. Is there something that's holding you
Speaker 1: back from hanging out more like, is there somebody else
Speaker 1: in the picture maybe? Or is it just her? No judgment?
Speaker 2: No, it's just her okay, is it though?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What do you want me to say? Yes? I mean
Speaker 2: I like truth, truth is important.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I don't know if Alison would agree
Speaker 1: with you on that about it being just her okay,
Speaker 1: because she's actually here listening on the other line. Hey,
Speaker 1: Casin what Yah, that's Allison?
Speaker 2: What the hell are you doing? Why are you calling
Speaker 2: me on the radio right now? Oh?
Speaker 3: You know, just giving you a test? I guess what
Speaker 3: type of test?
Speaker 2: Like, I don't get the joke.
Speaker 3: What am I missing here? I mean, did you think
Speaker 3: that was like? I wouldn't find out? Come on, find out?
Speaker 1: Find out?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Stop playing games?
Speaker 2: You know I'm not the one playing games.
Speaker 3: You guys are the ones playing twenty questions over there.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the hell is going on right now?
Speaker 2: Justin, just be honest man, safe face. Right now.
Speaker 1: You should just come out, ye say it to him.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's gonna come clean, you know what.
Speaker 3: I don't really feel like telling him. I think, uh,
Speaker 3: somebody else should tell him. Oh hey, Lily, now's your turn? Hi, Justin?
Speaker 2: Oh what the is it?
Speaker 1: What are you guys trying to be like Dateline NBC
Speaker 1: or something with the Have you been on that show before?
Speaker 2: I mean I did turn it a lot darkly this
Speaker 2: yeause that's your exer current girlfriend, Lily.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't have a girlfriend, so I don't know
Speaker 4: what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm not committed to anybody right now.
Speaker 3: I don't have a girl friend.
Speaker 1: We broke up. Wow, it's gonna be really hard to
Speaker 1: get a second d this guy?
Speaker 3: Just are you serious? Like you've been with me this
Speaker 3: whole time and now here with my roommates. Both of
Speaker 3: us were just being used by you. I mean you
Speaker 3: you were terrible when we were dating, and it looks
Speaker 3: like you're even worse when we're separated.
Speaker 2: Why would you do that to both of us?
Speaker 3: You just said it, we're separated.
Speaker 1: Just because we're sleeping together doesn't mean.
Speaker 3: Anything, okay, just because you want to hook up with me.
Speaker 3: But by the way, if I read the text messages right.
Speaker 2: Now, who's asking who for what?
Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying. You've been hitting me up,
Speaker 3: asking for me to come over, and now you've blasted me,
Speaker 3: making me look like a scumbag. Right now, because I'm single,
Speaker 3: I'm allowed to do whatever i want.
Speaker 1: I'm a man, and a lot of women want this,
Speaker 1: so I'm going to give it when they.
Speaker 2: Want a lot of women want this. Dude, you can't
Speaker 2: hook up with your ex and her roommate like there's
Speaker 2: just it's an unwritten rule. Everybody knows it. It's out there.
Speaker 1: Okay, mom, Mom, I can do.
Speaker 2: Okay. I like how you were telling Lily, Oh, we're
Speaker 2: going to keep this secret. Don't tell anybody. Of course
Speaker 2: you didn't want to. You knew it was wrong.
Speaker 1: I also know that the roommates and they're eventually going
Speaker 1: to tell each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who cares?
Speaker 2: You sound pretty defensive for somebody who knew what was
Speaker 2: going to happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And I know you don't think that you did anything wrong,
Speaker 1: but it's it's called lying by omission justin just because
Speaker 1: you didn't say anything or admit anything, it doesn't mean
Speaker 1: that you're not guilty of wrongdoing.
Speaker 2: Bro, and you were obviously leading these girls on. You
Speaker 2: just told us that you liked Alison and only wanted
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 1: I don't give it what any of you. People think,
Speaker 1: all right, you're calling me and you're giving me a
Speaker 1: ton of crap like I'm living my life wrong.
Speaker 3: I guarantee you the second I hang up this phone
Speaker 3: right now, one of those chicks is gonna.
Speaker 1: Text me and ask me to take him out tonight. Okay,
Speaker 1: well that's hey, man, that's not true. That's because Alexis
Speaker 1: is going to be calling you too, because she likes
Speaker 1: the sound of your voice. Justin you there, why I
Speaker 1: think he hung up? Dude?
Speaker 2: Okay, that was salty.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I didn't even get to call my mother's pig like
Speaker 3: I wanted him.
Speaker 1: I want that. Okay, Well, at least now that we
Speaker 1: have it on the podcast, we can send him this
Speaker 1: so that he can hear it when he plays it back.
Speaker 1: For all of his other girlfriends, I'm sure I'll pick him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Is he right though? Is one of you? Are
Speaker 2: one of you going to text him after we're done
Speaker 2: with this?
Speaker 1: Sounds like he's really good at what he does.
Speaker 3: No, No, I'm not like I used to love him,
Speaker 3: but this is just unforgettable.
Speaker 4: I'm done with him.
Speaker 3: Why am I not convinced?
Speaker 1: I know it's funny, Lily could have said, unforgivable, but
Speaker 1: she went unforgettable. So uh, Lily, I wish you luck.
Speaker 2: You don't go back to that, dude, It's bad news. Man.
Speaker 2: You deserve better, Lily.
Speaker 1: Or at least go back to them together as a
Speaker 1: team or whatever.
Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,