Speaker 1: Talk or talk talk.
Speaker 2: We're just two unapologetically black women with an opinion who talks.
Speaker 1: Take it for to that for a new episode that
Speaker 1: we talked back and show dedicated to you hating ass
Speaker 1: niggas and you as your co host aj Holiday. What's
Speaker 1: up Town?
Speaker 2: Also everyone in between, y'all. I love y'all, Thank y'all, Fortunity, and.
Speaker 1: Hey, y'all, what's up. I'm having a great day. My
Speaker 1: day is is it Mercury retrogade today?
Speaker 2: Because my day has been kind of wild, Like I
Speaker 2: just got into a fight. Well, I didn't get into
Speaker 2: a fight. It was like two pit bulls fighting on
Speaker 2: the elevator and I was like right in the middle.
Speaker 1: I was so scared, Like they didn't belong to the
Speaker 1: same persons, young little tiny Asian lady with one big
Speaker 1: ass dog and then a black woman with the other pig,
Speaker 1: and neither one of.
Speaker 2: Them had power over them dogs, Like they couldn't control
Speaker 2: both of his pits. Yeah, they were two pits.
Speaker 1: I will never understand for the life of me, why
Speaker 1: anybody wants to live in an apartment building with big
Speaker 1: ass dogs and having a small dog is a bit
Speaker 1: much stretch.
Speaker 2: Right in this building in the first fucking place. Now
Speaker 2: I'm about to get ate up on this elevator. I
Speaker 2: was so scared. I was pressed up against the wall.
Speaker 2: I couldn't wait to get floor.
Speaker 1: It was a race war. Yes, you know pet Bull's
Speaker 1: black people. Anyway, they're like the black people of dogs.
Speaker 1: So the Asian one it is probably still like a
Speaker 1: black Asian dog.
Speaker 2: See how you just always go too far?
Speaker 1: He is adopted.
Speaker 2: It was Memorial weekend.
Speaker 1: What'd you do?
Speaker 2: I do much?
Speaker 1: This weekend was nasty? Why the fuck was it like
Speaker 1: fifty cold outside?
Speaker 2: No pool, party, no nothing but listen, I would have
Speaker 2: been out there looking like Charlotte. No which one had
Speaker 2: the bush on?
Speaker 1: Oh, Samantha.
Speaker 2: It wasn't Samana Buddy wants pussy. It was the redhead.
Speaker 2: She was all laying out on Mexico and she had
Speaker 2: like the hair poking out her.
Speaker 1: Oh. I forgot her name, Miranda, Uh, Miranda, I would anyway,
Speaker 1: so you't have no wax wax lady off she she quit?
Speaker 2: I told you my wax lady quit.
Speaker 1: Oh shame she ain't do it at the house.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to get her to do a house call.
Speaker 2: I told I pay extra to come out of retirement.
Speaker 1: Shit, you got to you got the stock bitches now
Speaker 1: they do a good job when your services.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she quick and fast and painless.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I ain't doing much this weekend, man, because it
Speaker 1: was so nasty out. So I did eat a lot.
Speaker 1: I feel like I gained like five pounds this weekend
Speaker 1: being in the house, just fucking eat. And it was
Speaker 1: my friend's birthday, so we just hung out this weekend.
Speaker 1: I don't do much. My birthday is next week, bitch,
Speaker 1: Gemini season for all y'all hate your holes? How lit
Speaker 1: there you miss me? And Kanye Birthday next Thursday, bitch,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I might. I might do a little something.
Speaker 1: I didn't get my photo shoot together and remembody told
Speaker 1: you I wanted to do. I'm not gonna tell people
Speaker 1: I want people to do still do it, but I'm
Speaker 1: still gonna do it. I have to. I actually found
Speaker 1: somebody who has like some I don't know why this
Speaker 1: bitch got dresses, but she does, but like some costplay shit,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bitch and my kid's gonna have that up.
Speaker 1: And they goddamn house above the fireplace like.
Speaker 2: Look like some scary tales from the hood.
Speaker 1: Shit, bitch, I've been around here for a long time.
Speaker 1: It's in my first life. This is my last one though.
Speaker 1: I ain't coming back to this ghetto ass planet. No,
Speaker 1: this is it for me. That's it, bitch. I'm a
Speaker 1: life path number nine. That's it for me. I'm out.
Speaker 1: I'm sick. This shit is ghetto. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I already know I'm anna live. Tell I'm like ninety
Speaker 1: five years old, Like, I got a long time to
Speaker 1: deal with these ghetto ass people on this planet. I
Speaker 1: want to go on a vacation for my birthday, but
Speaker 1: I ain't got no bay. I cried about it last night.
Speaker 1: I was sitting out, started crying, like I can't believe
Speaker 1: this mouths on birthday of twenty five is happening. And
Speaker 1: I don't have a nigga, damn, but you can have one,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. And Tam, that's an episode
Speaker 1: I want to do. Why is it? Like? Why is
Speaker 1: it bad for women to be single? We gotta do
Speaker 1: that episode? Yeah, Like what the fuck? Why why do
Speaker 1: we get teased and shunned for being single? Women at leasure? Right?
Speaker 1: But niggas could be on Instagram with they dick print
Speaker 1: out and every single picture and it's okay, like they
Speaker 1: could be thirst strapping and got a million bitches in
Speaker 1: their comments and it's cool for them to be single
Speaker 1: and unweed out here.
Speaker 2: I love a good nick print picture me too.
Speaker 1: I'm so fucking managed bitch, and I want to send him. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't want that because you're gonna have all like that.
Speaker 2: It's weird penesses.
Speaker 1: And I'm you and I might start making like a
Speaker 1: little collage, y'all.
Speaker 2: Little ugly at a little bi look like a funnel?
Speaker 2: Like why is the ugly look like a funnel?
Speaker 1: God?
Speaker 2: Damn that ship look ugly.
Speaker 1: Let's get into bitch, y'all.
Speaker 2: Why Over the weekend, Danny Lee was in Miami, your
Speaker 2: favorite yellow bone bitch and got a motherfucking d u
Speaker 2: I and a hit and run charged bitch. Three fella
Speaker 2: yallow bone. Yeah that's wild. She was d u y
Speaker 2: swerving in and out of lanes as when witnesses says,
Speaker 2: and she hit someone on a motorized scooter and drug
Speaker 2: the mopet down the street for a block before someone
Speaker 2: flat down a police officer and apparently allegedly uh the
Speaker 2: person suffered some spinal injuries.
Speaker 1: So she felt that she left the scene.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't need She probably had her own
Speaker 2: music turned up so loud in the car that she
Speaker 2: needs to realize that she is somebody not you hitting
Speaker 2: people on the bike right on the bumping.
Speaker 1: She wanted, like, skin girl, you know I do not
Speaker 1: like making fun of people misfortune. I've drove driven a car.
Speaker 2: Drunk me too, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That's why I definitely try not to drive when I'm drinking.
Speaker 2: When I see that all, when I seen this, I
Speaker 2: was like, Lord, thank you for grace and mercy, because
Speaker 2: I know it's been many times that I done had
Speaker 2: my stupid ass behind that wheel. I wasn't listening to
Speaker 2: Danny Lee. I was listening to something else, but I
Speaker 2: still made that bad decision. That's why my heart goes
Speaker 2: out to her because it could have happened to any
Speaker 2: one of us. And now, but here's the thing. We
Speaker 2: when in my twenties, we didn't have uber lyft, and
Speaker 2: this bitch could actually have a private driver. She would
Speaker 2: to she could afford that, you know, so maybe she can't.
Speaker 1: We be assuming these people have all this money, and
Speaker 1: oftentimes they don't you know all those extra service. She
Speaker 1: can definitely afford a Lyft, but to have a personal
Speaker 1: driver she might not.
Speaker 2: She may even Yeah, if she can't get a personal driver,
Speaker 2: she can get lyft, black car or regularly get a
Speaker 2: Corolla to pick your ass up.
Speaker 1: Where is your homegirls? Where is your friends? Where is
Speaker 1: your baby daddy?
Speaker 2: So heart she might be about to sit down for no.
Speaker 1: Girl, my heart goes out to the goddamn victim? Why
Speaker 1: did you leave the scene? That's usually when people get
Speaker 1: into more trouble, like the person that you hit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but how did you thought you weren't gonna get caught?
Speaker 1: And you aren't? Who was that? I know Brandy didn't
Speaker 1: Brandy kill somebody in accident before? Look, Brandy, Brandy ain't
Speaker 1: who we think Brandy not took a nigga eye out
Speaker 1: Brandy down was trying to fight uh Adina Howard over
Speaker 1: grown ass man before. Brandy ain't who we think Brandy
Speaker 1: that killed her.
Speaker 2: I don't know what Brandy. If you listen to the show,
Speaker 2: we're a fan of you here and we don't have
Speaker 2: no problems with your girls.
Speaker 1: Brandy, and get your ass to fuck up my eyes.
Speaker 2: Even the little gimp one.
Speaker 1: Brandy threw a book at her. Nigga took his eye out,
Speaker 1: like you may not have Brandy money to get off
Speaker 1: on this ship man? And who else? Somebody else? Was it? Jenner?
Speaker 1: Uh didn't the dad? What's his name? He's a woman out?
Speaker 1: Caitlyn didn't Caitlyn Jenner kill somebody on the highway once? Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know, yeah, and hit and run, I believe. Also,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, damn Danny.
Speaker 2: This person's to the victim, and I hope they survive,
Speaker 2: and I hope they get back to one hundred after
Speaker 2: this experience. And I hope that wow too long. But
Speaker 2: if she do, I hope some good has to come
Speaker 2: out of it. At least.
Speaker 1: I bet you better get to writing shame. Okay, y'all,
Speaker 1: So listen one of my favorite cup Well, I won't
Speaker 1: say that because I didn't want that nigga at one point,
Speaker 1: and I might still want that nig I'm mad him
Speaker 1: to my list of niggas I want. Uh So Apparently,
Speaker 1: so the streets started saying that mag thee Stallion and
Speaker 1: party uh Fontaine partisan Fontaine are no longer a thing,
Speaker 1: right as she was spotted this past weekend at a
Speaker 1: wedding with this French soccer player. Uh, Ramulu cucuckoo? Is
Speaker 1: that how you pronounce his name? He French Ramulu cu cuckoo.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm pretty sure he's African, but.
Speaker 2: He from France.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And she even had a lyric in one of
Speaker 1: her songs. Girl I saw on Twitter about she was like,
Speaker 1: she got a little European bay.
Speaker 2: I'm here for it. Listen.
Speaker 1: She might have been talking about him.
Speaker 2: I don't had me a little friend soccer player. Remember, remember, remember, girl.
Speaker 1: I want to know. The internets is mad. The internets
Speaker 1: is mad. It seemed like the men are more mad
Speaker 1: at Meg than women, Like men are very salty about her,
Speaker 1: you know, breaking up? And why the fuck do y'all care?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know it didn't work out? You don't. You don't
Speaker 1: know why they broke up. Uh, maybe the thing with
Speaker 1: Tory Lanez put a strain on their relationship and she
Speaker 1: is clear to move on, and so is he. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's the problem. And people are also assuming that him,
Speaker 1: that her and this guy are actually together. They were
Speaker 1: photographed touching each other's arms, kind of intimate at a wedding.
Speaker 2: You know, you know what, I hate the world sometimes
Speaker 2: because imagine people always photograph in every move that you made,
Speaker 2: Like damn, I can't even touch this new nigga without
Speaker 2: it being like all over that. Bitches with podcasts talk
Speaker 2: about it. It's all over the blog, like damn that
Speaker 2: we ain't talk about you.
Speaker 1: You ain't famous though, So I guess there's that part. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I know she's she wants people to talk about her.
Speaker 1: You don't want people to not be talking about you,
Speaker 1: but you want people to be talking about you in
Speaker 1: a positive light. Always with the boy. Girls are mad
Speaker 1: for some reason.
Speaker 2: Speaking of getting people taking pictures of you. There was
Speaker 2: pictures of YG and Sweetie booed up in Mexico this
Speaker 2: past We can enjoy some time together. She looks so
Speaker 2: pretty without makeup on, Like I think she's even cleer.
Speaker 1: When she had that short hair, she looked really Yeah,
Speaker 1: she is so beautiful. Does she know it? Though?
Speaker 2: I think she knows. I think she knows why G.
Speaker 2: I just I don't know him personally. I don't see
Speaker 2: them two together. But maybe he's like a phenomenal person, y'all.
Speaker 1: Remember when I don't know if it was Boss up
Speaker 1: or if it was the shade room, or if it
Speaker 1: was the Mother blogs. They basically did some detective work
Speaker 1: and made the connection that Sweetie was actually on a
Speaker 1: shopping date with low Baby and she was sitting on
Speaker 1: this nigga lap like in Proder or something like that,
Speaker 1: and like the store people called Jada, you remember that
Speaker 1: and that was like last year, year before maybe, girl,
Speaker 1: Like it's the most randomest niggas for me. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know who I see for her, but not
Speaker 1: these niggas. It's kind of weird, and I feel like
Speaker 1: the internet is kind of on the same type of time.
Speaker 1: I'm reading some of the comments and people are like
Speaker 1: they get like that stay homegirl and he disappointed or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's Hercucci.
Speaker 1: I mean, she free to do whatever with it. But
Speaker 1: I don't know I see her with. I don't know
Speaker 1: who I see her with. Maybe she isn't. I don't
Speaker 1: know who I see her with. Who you think Sweete
Speaker 1: should be with? What type of guy you think that
Speaker 1: she would be? I can think maybe I don't think
Speaker 1: so like.
Speaker 2: She I think that would be a better look for her.
Speaker 1: Maybe it'd be a better look, But that may not
Speaker 1: be the type of guys that she likes. She does
Speaker 1: have like a little bappish little look like baps. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, so she probably into like the hood niggas,
Speaker 1: street niggas, you know, the type of guys.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I can't put my finger on that.
Speaker 2: You know what, I'm more concerned with at all purpose.
Speaker 2: I'm more concerned with finding a nigga for me. Honestly,
Speaker 2: I have like my birthday, I need a baby for
Speaker 2: my vacation.
Speaker 1: Girl, you can have a nigga tomorrow. Cut it out,
Speaker 1: a nigga.
Speaker 2: I actually like though, that's the thing, Like I could
Speaker 2: pick one of these niggas and go on the trip
Speaker 2: with but I just want to.
Speaker 1: Be miserable time. Why are you talking?
Speaker 2: I don't want to have to tolerate a nigga like damn,
Speaker 2: he woke up again. Yeah, I don't want that.
Speaker 1: Why are you breathing?
Speaker 2: So I don't know.
Speaker 1: So listen, I saw this post and this is like
Speaker 1: some real stuper internet news to me. Anyway, there's this
Speaker 1: podcast called The Unbothered Podcast and it's ran by two
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if these guys are black,
Speaker 1: I believe no, Actually they're Asian, I believe right Asian
Speaker 1: descent maybe So the one guy, I think his name
Speaker 1: is Thomas On on social media, but I don't want
Speaker 1: to give too much, you know, clout today ass anyway,
Speaker 1: but they were talking about obviously he does nails, so
Speaker 1: he's in the cosmetic industry, right, he's in the services industry.
Speaker 1: Was talking about your waxes and shit like that. So
Speaker 1: now he basically was saying like he doesn't understand why
Speaker 1: nail texts aren't charging more. People pay more. People pay
Speaker 1: so much money for all these other services like here
Speaker 1: and waxing and all this stuff, estheticians, Why why are
Speaker 1: people not are why are people complaining basically about having
Speaker 1: to spend so much money for nails? I do remember
Speaker 1: a time when a full set was twenty five thirty
Speaker 1: five dollars. Not that shit is upwards, you know, one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars plus for some basic shit. Even if you
Speaker 1: get like a basic jails, like how much is that
Speaker 1: seventy you get your shit done? I don't get my house.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's wild to me. It is because
Speaker 1: I've never just consistently gotten those type of services. So
Speaker 1: this guy, to me, the target market for the nails
Speaker 1: and the hair and all that shit is always like
Speaker 1: black women, we know that's a multi billion dollar industry.
Speaker 1: We pay a lot into it. So the other guests
Speaker 1: on the podcast goes to say, the first guy starts,
Speaker 1: He's like, that's gonna hurt a lot of feelings, but
Speaker 1: y'all get all these other things done. Nail text basically
Speaker 1: cutting themselves short by charge by not charging one hundred
Speaker 1: dollars a plus for fingernails. And the guy with the
Speaker 1: next guy was like, yeah, they got to sit there
Speaker 1: and listen to y'all baby daddy issue smelling all the
Speaker 1: chemicals and getting carpal tanna and they wrist and all
Speaker 1: this shit, Like, who are y'all talking about? Why are
Speaker 1: we still fucking with these people? It's enough black women
Speaker 1: that's doing nails out here at this point. It's just
Speaker 1: get out them people's shops.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, so obviously going too crazy with the
Speaker 2: price because it's your fingernails, right, So if you go
Speaker 2: so high, who gonna come to you. I'm not coming
Speaker 2: to you. You go that high with your price, it's fingernails.
Speaker 1: And they don't last as long as they used to either, Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you should be lifting all the those shit all
Speaker 1: come off quick. But y'all charging more money.
Speaker 2: Now, my girl, these my nail's been on for a month,
Speaker 2: and I ain't got a feeling yet.
Speaker 1: She's the beast neats. Okay, she's really good. But is
Speaker 1: she a black girl?
Speaker 2: No, she Asian girl.
Speaker 1: She Asian girl. She Blackish, very blackish. So basically, these
Speaker 1: guys want to charge black women more. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: I'm hearing. That's what I heard, because anytime I hear
Speaker 1: baby daddy or any other you know, black colloquialism, colloquial
Speaker 1: colloquial colloquialism. I'm trying. Yes, I said it right the
Speaker 1: first time, right, anytime I hear that type of shit.
Speaker 1: Already know y'all are exclusively talking about black men and
Speaker 1: black women. But we aren't the only people that get
Speaker 1: our nails done. But y'all are in our neighborhoods oftentimes,
Speaker 1: so we are the ones patronizing y'all businesses, and the
Speaker 1: disrespect we get is fucking it's just unwarranted. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: I don't know, Maybe I don't know, we have to
Speaker 1: have some type of exodus, like you stop fucking with
Speaker 1: these people. Man, only spend money with your people, because
Speaker 1: they only spend money with they people in a real way.
Speaker 1: Like say, for instance, I had a nail supplied company,
Speaker 1: right and my shit was ten cents cheaper than the Asians.
Speaker 1: They would still shop with their people as opposed to
Speaker 1: coming with me. That's how they do group economics. We
Speaker 1: don't practice that. We will cut each other's throat to
Speaker 1: get the sale, you know what I'm saying. And if
Speaker 1: my price is changed over here, that they price has changed,
Speaker 1: they always stay in line.
Speaker 2: It's the it's the thing is the crabs in the
Speaker 2: bucket mentality right for black people. But it's only that
Speaker 2: way because crabs don't belong in a bucket, you know.
Speaker 1: So I know the same. But at some point we
Speaker 1: gotta take accountability for what's going on. Yeah, we understand
Speaker 1: all the things that are against us, but a lot
Speaker 1: of this stuff we can change overnight in a real
Speaker 1: fucking way. The power is in the dollar, yes there, Yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of this ship we can change overnight because
Speaker 1: not only are we like the number one consumers, right,
Speaker 1: we are like the number one is like workers. We work,
Speaker 1: We work the most and we spend the most money.
Speaker 1: If we stop exactly you know what I'm saying, we
Speaker 1: just stop spending for a day. It'll never happen, so
Speaker 1: we just preach it to the choir. But I I was,
Speaker 1: I thought I found that posts very off. Lot of
Speaker 1: black women we're in the comments more enthusiastic about this
Speaker 1: guy's voice because he had like a real deep voice.
Speaker 2: So y'all just missed the disc yeah, because he sounded
Speaker 2: like an all state niggas like relax, This niggas just
Speaker 2: called y'all baby mama drama like m m my girl,
Speaker 2: don't do that.
Speaker 1: She cool, y'all.
Speaker 2: Speaking of women and men, we're gonna talk about how
Speaker 2: women have to pay more.
Speaker 1: We pay more, just period. So we're gonna come we
Speaker 1: pay more to have a pussy, yeah, just even as
Speaker 1: little girls.
Speaker 2: The price is up. We'll be right back, y'all.
Speaker 1: And what's back, y'all? Thank you for tuning in till
Speaker 1: we talked back TV. It's for YouTube.
Speaker 2: Too, Okay, y'all listen. We got a robe today because
Speaker 2: we was like, you know what, I'm not putting on
Speaker 2: no fucking clothes for this episode.
Speaker 1: Honestly, I'm about to run out of clothes. Let's be clear.
Speaker 1: I'm going into regular daily wears like shout out wear.
Speaker 1: The brunch and why not I see it a couple
Speaker 1: of times. Why not?
Speaker 2: Period?
Speaker 1: It's expensive to be a woman, like people expect you
Speaker 1: to look, it's so exciting like a movie start every day,
Speaker 1: especially in this line of work.
Speaker 2: You know what, Really, I knew it was expensive to
Speaker 2: be a woman, and then once we got on this topic,
Speaker 2: I didn't realize that we were paying more than men
Speaker 2: for the same shit. Yep, and that kind of upset
Speaker 2: me a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a predatory as far as I'm concerned. Did
Speaker 1: y'all know there's such a thing as a pink tax? Apparently,
Speaker 1: and it's worldwide. It's not just tyranny in the United States.
Speaker 1: But women generally pay more for our products no matter
Speaker 1: what it is. Really if it's and it's literally because
Speaker 1: of the marketing, like so if it's pink and a
Speaker 1: pink box, there's an actual tax. But then also pink
Speaker 1: is associated with women, so if it's for a woman,
Speaker 1: it's gonna cost you more.
Speaker 2: So it says that women spend an extra thirteen hundred
Speaker 2: per year for essentially the exact same products as men.
Speaker 1: That's messed up.
Speaker 2: So over a seventy eight year lifespan, you're gonna end
Speaker 2: up spending like one hundred thousand dollars more than men
Speaker 2: on essentially the same products.
Speaker 1: So if I buy a laxative.
Speaker 2: I got all right. So listen, I got a list
Speaker 2: from huff Post of seven things that women pay more
Speaker 2: for that's weird the men. That's essentially the same shit.
Speaker 2: So one of them is laxatives. So the woman's laxative
Speaker 2: is three sixty nine and the men's laxative is a
Speaker 2: dollar forty nine cent.
Speaker 1: But isn't the women's laxative is supposed to be made
Speaker 1: like a a more easier on your digestive system. This
Speaker 1: product like didn't have less ingredients than why we're paying
Speaker 1: more for it?
Speaker 2: This shit said they both got five milligrams of bicycletal.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's how you say it, but
Speaker 2: bicycle bicycle. But it's essentially more. It's at least a
Speaker 2: dollar and some change more for women, men's the dodoo.
Speaker 2: For a woman, a dodo is more expensive.
Speaker 1: Then.
Speaker 2: Hold on ear plugs, a woman's ear plugs was five
Speaker 2: seventy nine and the men's ear plugs was four fifty nine.
Speaker 1: But why is it a different color?
Speaker 2: One is purple and one is blue, But what difference
Speaker 2: does it mean? It's just for women, so fuck us.
Speaker 2: Apparently there was a hotel kid with essentially the same
Speaker 2: things in it. It had refreshing whites, a razor, shaving cream, toothpaste,
Speaker 2: a toothbrush, some Alavero cream shampoo, and foot jail, and
Speaker 2: both of them one was pink, one was blue. The
Speaker 2: man's was seven fifty nine, the woman's was nine ninety nine.
Speaker 2: That's wild, got the same shit in it twty more
Speaker 2: because she has a pussy. Next is ankle support.
Speaker 1: One is why we should charge a usage for the
Speaker 1: pussy exactly.
Speaker 2: Listen, this is ankle support is literally one. The females
Speaker 2: is white, but the box is purple that it comes
Speaker 2: in the man's just black and it has a blue box.
Speaker 2: His is seventeen ninety nine, the woman's is twenty six
Speaker 2: ninety nine. This is the same shit. And then listen,
Speaker 2: it even goes into our kids. A kid's bike helmet
Speaker 2: is one that's pink and one that's blue. The pink
Speaker 2: one is twenty five forty nine and the blue one
Speaker 2: is twenty forty nine. They hate us.
Speaker 1: I think black people have attack too now because you know,
Speaker 1: like black dick, and the stores cost more than the
Speaker 1: white dick.
Speaker 2: Wait, what.
Speaker 1: Like in the you know, the sex stores, if you
Speaker 1: get a black strap on, it costs more than the white.
Speaker 1: And you know this because I saw it in the store.
Speaker 1: Black shit costs more.
Speaker 2: So we got like double double whammy.
Speaker 1: Yes, black, And if I want to buy some black dick,
Speaker 1: y'all gotta pay more for it.
Speaker 2: Black dick is going for forty dollars.
Speaker 1: There you go. White dick is twenty. We do not
Speaker 1: have to play out brothers like that. They did cost
Speaker 1: a little more. Oh shit, sorry, So what is the
Speaker 1: pink tax? Okay? The pink tax is a markup on
Speaker 1: products that are marketed to women, while men pay less
Speaker 1: for similar products or the same products. Sometimes the only
Speaker 1: difference is the color of the product, which we discussed
Speaker 1: with the pink item being marked toward women, while the
Speaker 1: exact same item is blue, black, or gray is marketed
Speaker 1: towards men. The fact that there's no real difference between
Speaker 1: the products and these cases shows how simply purchasing something
Speaker 1: designed for women can be more costly than opting for
Speaker 1: items for men. I do buy men, shavers, I did
Speaker 1: realize for your beer, bitch, I'll kill you for my
Speaker 1: legs because it gives a closer shave pluck my beard.
Speaker 1: I have, you know, in the sunlight. We talked about
Speaker 1: that before the best place, about twelve o'clock in the afternoon,
Speaker 1: in the car before you drive off.
Speaker 2: I had bought some facial nare one time that I
Speaker 2: don't do that, don't do it ever, But it was
Speaker 2: so funny. I was at my guy friend's house. This
Speaker 2: is just my platonic, platonic mil friend's house. I was
Speaker 2: at his house in Atlanta, and I have put it
Speaker 2: on my lip, right, but then I just and I
Speaker 2: had a little spot on my chin that I put
Speaker 2: it on too, but I just drug it down.
Speaker 1: He was like, god, go tea.
Speaker 2: And I didn't even realize what I had done to
Speaker 2: my face. But okay, I'm sorry that that was random.
Speaker 2: But I did have a near go to you on
Speaker 2: my face.
Speaker 1: That shit burns. I remember I put a near you know,
Speaker 1: my mustache because I get it like a little most
Speaker 1: women do with little mustache. Got good. Yeah, so uh
Speaker 1: it burned my top lip.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that shit burned me up. I would do
Speaker 2: that going on, Yeah, I would never do that again.
Speaker 2: That was a mistake. It was facial nare, but it
Speaker 2: just it burns. So that shit is for I already
Speaker 2: know I'm gonna have a go tee when I get old.
Speaker 2: My grandma I used to have to go shave her shit.
Speaker 2: What's a muff? So I know my gonna come in stupid.
Speaker 1: So the pink tax is not a myth. That says,
Speaker 1: it's very real and continues to be a major issue
Speaker 1: for consumers. In twenty fifteen, the New York City Department
Speaker 1: of Consumer Affairs conducted a study of almost eight hundred products.
Speaker 1: The findings detail that women's products cost more than men's
Speaker 1: forty two percent of the time, yet by comparison, men's
Speaker 1: products are more expensive than women's only eighteen percent of
Speaker 1: the time. In fact, women's items tend to be an
Speaker 1: average of seven percent more expensive than similar products marked
Speaker 1: marketed towards men. So on average, we're paying seven percent
Speaker 1: more for our products. So it's expensive to be a woman.
Speaker 1: That's essentially what we're talking about today. Shit is in
Speaker 1: fucking cheap. So when you see us, y'all want fresh
Speaker 1: save shaved pussies, fresh waxes. How much does your wax cost?
Speaker 1: Because I don't get wax. I always do shavy, So
Speaker 1: my wax girl has a really good deal.
Speaker 2: Honestly, you can get your eyebrows and your wax for
Speaker 2: seventy five dollars right now, So that's actually pretty good
Speaker 2: cause most people just charge seventy five for the wax.
Speaker 1: Long how much you pay for the eyebrow wax, cause
Speaker 1: I r like the the prices when I looked at
Speaker 1: I looked for lists online that show like how much
Speaker 1: women are genuinely print paying for certain services, and I
Speaker 1: saw five dollars.
Speaker 2: A right, nobody's paying five dollars for their eyebrows. But
Speaker 2: I get my eyebrows waxed and tinted. But I get
Speaker 2: all of that with my Kuchi wax for seventy five.
Speaker 2: She's I told I. I told her she need to
Speaker 2: go up on her prices. She's too cheap.
Speaker 1: Nah, she can go up on everybody else.
Speaker 2: No, even me too. I pay, you know, I pay
Speaker 2: what a tipper? Yeah? Uh huh tipper good.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm not I don't. I'm not that
Speaker 1: high maintenance. Like I don't go get the nails done.
Speaker 1: I I only have, like my eyebrows grow kind of funny,
Speaker 1: So you.
Speaker 2: Should get micading.
Speaker 1: Then I don't want that. No, no, because I like
Speaker 1: to change the shape of my brows. Sometimes I don't
Speaker 1: want it to be like a permanent look. Yeah, sometimes
Speaker 1: I want them a little thicker. Sometimes I want them thinner,
Speaker 1: so I have that option. My eyebrows grow, you know,
Speaker 1: people be cutting them slashes and their eyebrows like my
Speaker 1: shit grow like that.
Speaker 2: So I got four eyebrows, three slash, three cuts in
Speaker 2: your eyebrows trying to wild out.
Speaker 1: Yes, so I have to just cut one side off
Speaker 1: and I'll just shade the whole shit in. But I
Speaker 1: use strip lashes, so I don't go get lashes. I
Speaker 1: don't spend a lot.
Speaker 2: I go, like my maintenance a month is kind of expected,
Speaker 2: how much you think, Because I get lashes done and
Speaker 2: that's one twenty by itself, and that's every two weeks.
Speaker 2: My nails are about ninety that's just my hand. Then
Speaker 2: I also get my feet done, so that's about another
Speaker 2: fifty bucks. Then I get my Kouchi wax and my
Speaker 2: eyebrows done. That's seventy five monthly. Yeah, no, all right,
Speaker 2: So the lashes are twice a month, so that's yeah,
Speaker 2: that's two forty then vagina every two weeks, that's seventy
Speaker 2: five every time, so that's one fifty. Then nails, it's.
Speaker 1: Honey, hell, did you help me analysts?
Speaker 2: I know, like I spend a lot of money just
Speaker 2: on up keep and that, and that doesn't include like
Speaker 2: buying clothes, my hair. You know. Then if let's say
Speaker 2: I want to pay somebody to do my fucking makeup,
Speaker 2: that's another what one hundred, twenty fifty dollars.
Speaker 1: I do not want to pay two hundred. We almost
Speaker 1: paid three hundred dollars for makeup. Actually, so she's you
Speaker 1: gonna wipe off at the end of the day. And
Speaker 1: I understand why some women sleep with they shit on, Like,
Speaker 1: can I at least get forty eight hours at this face?
Speaker 2: I see? I don't like first of all, the way
Speaker 2: I sleep, I'll never wake up with the whole face
Speaker 2: on anyway, Yeah, like an imprint of one side of
Speaker 2: my face, So it's just no point in me trying
Speaker 2: to sleep in it. But yeah, it is very, very expensive.
Speaker 2: And then to hear that I'm already spending this much,
Speaker 2: and then if I need an ankle brace, I got
Speaker 2: to pay four dollars more than a man for the
Speaker 2: same shit is wild to me.
Speaker 1: So I know we were getting ready for the live
Speaker 1: show while I was up two o'clock in the morning
Speaker 1: of hard to travel to land. I see, you know
Speaker 1: what I need to learn how to delegate some shit.
Speaker 1: I can't do all the things myself, so I do
Speaker 1: my own hair. You know, the more we start doing
Speaker 1: this this shit, of course, I have to get somebody
Speaker 1: to do some of this shit because it's time consuming,
Speaker 1: and I do. I like to be like primped up
Speaker 1: and catered to by something. Yeah, I like when I
Speaker 1: get my makeup done and stuff like that. But the
Speaker 1: feet thing. Every time I've went and went and got
Speaker 1: a pedicure, my toenails be getting fucked up, really like
Speaker 1: falling off and shit like that. I have had my
Speaker 1: toenails fall off at least three times in life. And
Speaker 1: I mean all of the toenails just come.
Speaker 2: Off, all of them off your whole foot, yes, swear
Speaker 2: to God, like they just get some type of fungus
Speaker 2: and they.
Speaker 1: Liftails are very thick. I receive the fungus every time
Speaker 1: I went to get a damn pedicure.
Speaker 2: That's wow.
Speaker 1: So my skin is sensitive, so I can't be just fucking.
Speaker 2: Around anybody bowl. Yeah, but I just imagine where you're
Speaker 2: going that where you're going to the same place, no.
Speaker 1: Different places, because I'm still only getting a pedicure, I
Speaker 1: don't know, twice a year or some shit in between time.
Speaker 1: Like when I take a shower, I scrub my feet.
Speaker 1: I have like the little little stone in the shower,
Speaker 1: so I'm always exfoliating my feet. So what else you know?
Speaker 1: I go to get it cleaned up, get the cuticole clean.
Speaker 2: You don't put polish on your toes at all.
Speaker 1: I do. I polish it myself, but sometimes I want
Speaker 1: to vagina. No, I shave the times I will don't
Speaker 1: get wax. No, but maybe when I shaved and then
Speaker 1: growl backy first time when I was like middle school
Speaker 1: or high school, the first time I ever shaved my cuccie. Yes,
Speaker 1: it itched, but the more you do it is not
Speaker 1: even a thing. The hair grows back less getting wax,
Speaker 1: I get and grown hairs.
Speaker 2: Oh that can't happen. I use tense for that works.
Speaker 2: But Baby, if I shave, I'll be writing in the
Speaker 2: grocery stores, scratch up my pussy on the aisle, trying
Speaker 2: to make.
Speaker 1: Sure make me sick.
Speaker 2: I cannot shave it, don't.
Speaker 1: Nobody had no time for that.
Speaker 2: It's uncomfortable. I just like the way like when you wax,
Speaker 2: it just feels like baby smooth down there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it feels like that when you get a
Speaker 1: fresh shave, but when it grows bad when you go
Speaker 1: when you get a fresh shave. The only thing.
Speaker 2: Uncomfortable about waxing is having somebody who's not eating your
Speaker 2: pussy that close to you. Is so wild to me, Like, girl,
Speaker 2: you is really my girl? Really be all up in there.
Speaker 1: I saw a post on time and the girl was like,
Speaker 1: you know, sometimes she'd be wanting her a wax lady
Speaker 1: the liquor pussy.
Speaker 2: That is wild. That is wild. Why that's weird?
Speaker 1: If I was her wax lady that I would immediately
Speaker 1: cancel her. You can not make no more appointments. You
Speaker 1: sexually harassing.
Speaker 2: I asked my wax lady in England what was the
Speaker 2: most embarrassing experience she had during the wax and she
Speaker 2: said that all right, So some people used heart wax
Speaker 2: where it's just like you use you actually and then
Speaker 2: some people put the paper down right. Most people don't
Speaker 2: do that no more. I don't think but I don't know,
Speaker 2: I might be wrong.
Speaker 1: I feel like, like, soa the place where did I
Speaker 1: go to get my last wax? When I was getting a.
Speaker 2: Wax, you're, oh, yeah, she used the heart.
Speaker 1: Crystal here and Charlotte. But I also want to what
Speaker 1: is the chain European wax or something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they still.
Speaker 2: Sugar, Yeah, strips, Yeah, get somebody else to do it.
Speaker 2: But let me tell you what she did. She said,
Speaker 2: she she put the strip down, and you know, people
Speaker 2: go and get waxes while they're on their cycle, which
Speaker 2: is I don't know why you would do that, because
Speaker 2: what's the point. Ain't nobody gonna be down there right now?
Speaker 2: Just wait till it's over. But she accidentally called the
Speaker 2: string on the strip. So when she ripped it up,
Speaker 2: she ripped the bitch tampon out her kouchie and it
Speaker 2: hit the wall. It's smeared and slid down the wall. Yeah, mortified,
Speaker 2: mortified If I was that woman is happening, I'm sueing
Speaker 2: this place.
Speaker 1: Why why did you just reschedule? First of all, you
Speaker 1: can't use your pussy. You're supposed to wait twenty four
Speaker 1: hours after wax before you have sex. Also, I don't know.
Speaker 1: And then why are you're going to be getting fresh
Speaker 1: waxes for a date to have sex that night? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's kind of dangerous because your pores are open, You're
Speaker 1: opening yourself up to like more bacteria.
Speaker 2: Transfer, right, especially, he probably got all kind of hair
Speaker 2: on his ship.
Speaker 1: And now that's all I like the landscape.
Speaker 2: Now, yeah, me too, I like, but yeah, I'm sure
Speaker 2: that was mortifying for both of them. All right, back
Speaker 2: to the pink tax. So, a federal bill, the Pink
Speaker 2: Tax Repeal Act, has been introduced several times in different iterations.
Speaker 2: I think that's what it is, is iterations. I don't
Speaker 2: know what that means, but what like, yeah, different, I
Speaker 2: get what it means. But I've never used iterations in
Speaker 2: the Senate. So I apologize since twenty sixteen, most recently
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty one, but has never been passed because
Speaker 2: men don't care.
Speaker 1: That's what it bought, but they care about us having
Speaker 1: abortions and everything else. Like I feel like tampons, all
Speaker 1: that shit should be free.
Speaker 2: It should be why are we.
Speaker 1: Paying for something we have to use? Could you imagine
Speaker 1: if we just stop buying them and just walk around leaking.
Speaker 2: Leaking, all over the planet. Then that's a problem, right,
Speaker 2: I bet you if men had periods, tampons would be free, free.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so maybe the women who are in legislation, like
Speaker 1: the women who are in politics, they're not lobbying for
Speaker 1: the right things apparently.
Speaker 2: Well it seems like they have, they have, and they
Speaker 2: just keep getting shut down.
Speaker 1: Well you know why, because it's some old ass ladies
Speaker 1: ultimately in there, still having to make the decision, so
Speaker 1: they don't got to deal with that shit no more.
Speaker 1: They had a period since nineteen forty.
Speaker 2: But I know them bitches needed ankle brace and this
Speaker 2: is a little higher.
Speaker 1: You know, women even pay more for health care. We
Speaker 1: pay more for life insurance because technic we are living longer, right,
Speaker 1: so we got to keep a bigger nest egg, all
Speaker 1: these different things. So it's very very expensive to be
Speaker 1: a woman in comparison to a man. So that's why
Speaker 1: we should charge for the sex.
Speaker 2: What see, sometimes you really going somewhere and then you
Speaker 2: just come out of there, out of nowhere with.
Speaker 1: The people are always trying to compare themselves to women, Like, okay,
Speaker 1: we understand that we aren't equal, right obviously, Now we
Speaker 1: really see the data, you know, but it's the other
Speaker 1: way around from what we thought, Like we're really paying
Speaker 1: more to breathe, we really pay more to fucking live.
Speaker 2: I agree. You know what I hate when a nigga
Speaker 2: be like, just where your natural hair?
Speaker 1: Just where your natural You know how long it take
Speaker 1: to get that natural heir to look nice.
Speaker 2: And then like when I do it? Now you're trying
Speaker 2: to have sex with me like all crazy, No, this
Speaker 2: rap need to stay like this is what you want.
Speaker 2: It ain't this is what you wanted. Don't touch this ship, nigga.
Speaker 2: Don't come over here like that. You want me to
Speaker 2: wash the dishes? What steam? No wantn't my hair natural?
Speaker 2: You wash the dishes, my boy.
Speaker 1: Right, So now it's taking me, I don't know, thirty
Speaker 1: forty minutes longer to go outside. Now you're complaining about that, right,
Speaker 1: it's taking me longer to get dressed, like it takes
Speaker 1: a lot, y'all. Don't y'all. Y'all, y'all really don't want
Speaker 1: natural hair.
Speaker 2: Some of them do, but y'all don't want mine.
Speaker 1: I promise you I got teddy bed had.
Speaker 3: They definitely don't want to. It's soft as fun, but
Speaker 3: that shit is fuzzy as hell.
Speaker 1: I don't want. I saw a clip just recently on
Speaker 1: Instagram a woman she was at like a convention or
Speaker 1: summer she's asked. She asked the guys, like what type
Speaker 1: of hair they prefer? A lot of them were saying
Speaker 1: like curly. There's a lot of Black women hair are
Speaker 1: not just naturally curly. There's a lot of manipulation that
Speaker 1: takes place to get it to look like that. And
Speaker 1: I feel like maybe our generation in particular, like all
Speaker 1: parents started off off with perms and Jerry curls and
Speaker 1: shit like that fucked us all the way up. Now
Speaker 1: the next generation, like our kids, like my friends, their children,
Speaker 1: they have natural hair.
Speaker 2: Their relationship with their hair is so different than ours
Speaker 2: was growing up. Because my friend's daughter just went in
Speaker 2: the bathroom and cut her hair into a little mini
Speaker 2: afro and then was like period.
Speaker 1: You know, And I was like, I would never I
Speaker 1: would have never done that.
Speaker 2: Even now, I wouldn't do that because I just don't
Speaker 2: feel like I have the face structure for it. But
Speaker 2: as a young girl in high school, I would have
Speaker 2: never been so comfortable with my hair. So I'll applaud
Speaker 2: them for that. I envy it's just hair. I envy
Speaker 2: and admire that attitude towards your hair because we just
Speaker 2: don't I don't have I don't think that my.
Speaker 1: Hair done it nothing. I was definitely going through like
Speaker 1: mm hmm. And I still look back at that picture
Speaker 1: sometimes just to make sure I don't go back there.
Speaker 2: Up are like women who, you know, it's some security
Speaker 2: that I just I don't know if I ever have
Speaker 2: like women who be like, just when it goes gray,
Speaker 2: just let it go gray.
Speaker 1: I don't have any great just let it go. Getting
Speaker 1: one gray hair on my couchie popping out, and then
Speaker 1: one on my middle finger on my left hand.
Speaker 2: You only got one gray hair on your koochie. Yes,
Speaker 2: you're doing good.
Speaker 1: I don't have none on my head. Y'all can't see
Speaker 1: it because I keep away going, But it's really not
Speaker 1: grey underneath there.
Speaker 2: I have to see to.
Speaker 1: Believe whatever tell me that my hair one fucking time,
Speaker 1: and I told you this, I don't have no grade.
Speaker 1: Now she started lying, Yes, you do, because when I
Speaker 1: was doing your hair, I saw something.
Speaker 2: In the back, but you my forearm in the back,
Speaker 2: I saw they was fuzzy, fuzzy, fuzzy.
Speaker 1: Don't think I get a mirror to make sure I'm
Speaker 1: not old bitch yet.
Speaker 2: First of all, you can grave prematurely, okay.
Speaker 1: First of all, I asked my mom the other day,
Speaker 1: like when did she started graying? And she was like
Speaker 1: in her thirties, And you know, I think kids having
Speaker 1: kids had something to do with that. It speeds up
Speaker 1: because I have two friends who had kids really young
Speaker 1: and they got room into arthritis right now. They're younger
Speaker 1: than me.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I have a friend she started graying when we were
Speaker 2: like in high school. It's just hereditary. She just had
Speaker 2: a gray streak in the front of her head. And now,
Speaker 2: like as we're like fresh out of college, you know,
Speaker 2: it is more. It's beautiful. It's beautiful now it's like white.
Speaker 2: It's not even gray, it's just white hair.
Speaker 1: If I have that nasty, ugly, brassy looking great, and
Speaker 1: maybe I would color it. But if I have like
Speaker 1: that nice grade.
Speaker 2: Well that can be manipulated though, to be like silver
Speaker 2: fox if you want to.
Speaker 1: I would want that. I don't mind getting older.
Speaker 2: I'm not dealing with it before it happens.
Speaker 1: That's all I be concerned about. You A couple of ms.
Speaker 2: Okay, A funk.
Speaker 1: How old I am?
Speaker 2: If a couple of m's, I'm my hair always gonna
Speaker 2: be black, jet black. I'm gonna be eighty two. Put
Speaker 2: that yeah, put that ship in there.
Speaker 1: The old lady I had living with me, y'all. She
Speaker 1: would be at the gym like it was a spa day.
Speaker 1: I mean all day she in there, Perlman. This is
Speaker 1: an eighty three year old lady at the time. And
Speaker 1: it wasn't until I spoke to her like last year,
Speaker 1: like she would be she's eighty seven now. She just
Speaker 1: started wearing her gray hair. She was like, I let
Speaker 1: my gray hair girds.
Speaker 2: That's me, that's me.
Speaker 1: She was making the hair black and say, a jet
Speaker 1: black girl, if you don't send your old ass down somewhere. Yeah.
Speaker 2: See, that's that's how I found out I had a
Speaker 2: great kuchie hair. Somebody was down there. He was like, oh,
Speaker 2: you got a great hair, and I was like, nigga,
Speaker 2: stop the fuck, Like this session is OK. You try
Speaker 2: to ruin my night. I just having fun together, all right?
Speaker 2: So back to the are we gonna go back to
Speaker 2: the big text. We keep running off on the tangent
Speaker 2: about being I don't like.
Speaker 1: That I got a big problem with that, and I
Speaker 1: feel like somebody has to be able to do something
Speaker 1: about it, because why are we paying more for the
Speaker 1: basic necessities. Why are we still paying for pads and
Speaker 1: tampons and ship like that? Why it's not fear?
Speaker 2: What do you do though?
Speaker 1: We have to get the right people in place. We
Speaker 1: need younger people and uh or we just walk around
Speaker 1: and protest, just bleeding, just bleed everywhere.
Speaker 2: Yes, gross, I like the first option better. I'm not
Speaker 2: This sounds very uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: All those pups. Do you use the cups?
Speaker 2: The Diva cup? I tried it.
Speaker 1: I use the what do they call it? It's something ring.
Speaker 1: It's not a Diva cup. It's kind of the same thing,
Speaker 1: but it's like a it's like a ring with it
Speaker 1: almost looks like.
Speaker 2: A condom, kind of that you shoot up there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not a condom, but it has like a plastic
Speaker 1: ring at the top. Soft soft cups is what they
Speaker 1: call them. Soft cups. That's the same thing, yeah, essentially,
Speaker 1: But Diva cups you can rent somebody and use them again.
Speaker 1: These you only can use it for twelve hours and
Speaker 1: then you gotta throw it out. It's messy, but they
Speaker 1: like you get a whole lot of it, and you're.
Speaker 2: Like thirty of them, but you realize you can use
Speaker 2: it all day basically, but you realize that you're really
Speaker 2: not bleeding that much. Honestly, with those cubs.
Speaker 1: Might be kind of heavy sometimes I don't want to
Speaker 1: get into that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's still not as much as much as
Speaker 2: I thought that it was every time. It's really not
Speaker 2: that much when you use that cup. But it's just disgusting.
Speaker 2: I don't like it. Some people swear by them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I don't. I feel like when I use
Speaker 1: the cups, my cycle stops sooner, Like it's like four
Speaker 1: days as opposed to six of I'm using a tampon.
Speaker 2: I be in there disgusting with myself, just like in
Speaker 2: this bitch.
Speaker 1: I don't like it. I like the cubs. You could
Speaker 1: have sex with them, they say, I've never tried it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, excuse me what.
Speaker 1: It's just like the neuver ring. You know, you remember
Speaker 1: the breath control neuver ring.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can have sex with the neuver ring. It
Speaker 1: goes up around right at your service, at the top
Speaker 1: of your service. But you can have sex with the
Speaker 1: soft cups.
Speaker 2: And it's because it's catching everything right.
Speaker 1: So there's a ring and then it's like a piece
Speaker 1: of plastic.
Speaker 2: I'm not doing that, first of all, something about that.
Speaker 2: Don't just sit right now.
Speaker 1: I've never had sex on my what I mean you
Speaker 1: look while using that thing. Let's be clear.
Speaker 2: My grandma said, he ain't no soldier if he can't
Speaker 2: fight a bloody war. She was getting seen down by
Speaker 2: that time.
Speaker 3: I love oh Sea down people. I was like, tell
Speaker 3: me how no fucking filtered anything anything.
Speaker 1: It was a Paul grandma what like, I know my
Speaker 1: homeboy Mark listens to the show, right, but I met him.
Speaker 1: She's since passed away. His grandma was like, I don't
Speaker 1: know one hundred and five years all at the time,
Speaker 1: and she was like moving like lightning through the house. Girl,
Speaker 1: And she was down at the end of the hallway
Speaker 1: like come here, trying to get me to the like no,
Speaker 1: don't go down there. She's gonna feel you up. She's
Speaker 1: gonna try to feel you up. She got here, and
Speaker 1: I wanted to go because I wanted to see what
Speaker 1: she wanted to, like talk to me about. But she
Speaker 1: probably wanted to or something. You didn't go no, but
Speaker 1: I wanted to though, not so she could pat my pussy,
Speaker 1: but just to see what yeah, you know what I'm saying. Like,
Speaker 1: but they was like, oh, don't go down the hallway, girl,
Speaker 1: she's going to try to get you. And she was
Speaker 1: never lessbian, So maybe I think maybe you lose that filter.
Speaker 1: She always wanted to be one. You know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: She probably lived in a time where it wasn't okay.
Speaker 1: Look filter out Mark's name. I don't know, feeling some
Speaker 1: type of way. I'm talking about his grandma like that,
Speaker 1: but great grandma.
Speaker 2: Having sex on a cycle just m m.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I mean, being a woman is super fucking
Speaker 1: lit man, but it's expensive. But I wouldn't have it
Speaker 1: any other either.
Speaker 2: Always want to be a woman, And so.
Speaker 1: For all those men out there who want to be
Speaker 1: a woman, y'all need to look into them. Pink tax shot.
Speaker 1: We just paying a lot of money to be a
Speaker 1: damn woman.
Speaker 2: But you know, if I would be a man for
Speaker 2: a day, if I could, all right, that's going somewhere else.
Speaker 2: That's another episode for another day, for another day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm tired of squadding over the toilet and like
Speaker 1: that pee sometimes don't go the right way.
Speaker 2: Yesterday we went to mort Is it should I tell that,
Speaker 2: I don't care. So she was like her coochie lips
Speaker 2: got stuck together with she pee it kind of.
Speaker 1: It's never positioned the same way, so sometimes you start
Speaker 1: to squad and that shit started going to the left
Speaker 1: or to the right, and now you got peede down
Speaker 1: your leg. So in those instances, I do wish I
Speaker 1: had a dick. I could just pull it out.
Speaker 2: They got this thing that you can put up against
Speaker 2: your vagina that probably costs.
Speaker 1: A thousand dollars. Get in the plastic.
Speaker 2: Little and it makes it go like a man's penis into.
Speaker 1: The that because a lot knows that hate using public restrooms,
Speaker 1: but when you have too, you can't hold it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's another episode.
Speaker 1: But it's being a woman, y'all. I wouldn't have it
Speaker 1: no other way period. Listen. If you guys enjoyed this episode,
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Speaker 1: And never hold your peek.
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