WEBVTT - Bob-isode 2 0:00:00.110 --> 0:00:01.770 Hit that intro, go! 0:00:01.810 --> 0:00:06.010 Laugh with me When the rent's past two and the 0:00:06.070 --> 0:00:11.300 car won't start Laugh with me When the only sponsor 0:00:11.400 --> 0:00:14.640 is my broken heart We're hanging on this janky stream 0:00:14.720 --> 0:00:18.060 Two weird voices in the glow of a screen If 0:00:18.100 --> 0:00:23.920 the world won't sing Then let it laugh with me. 0:00:24.040 --> 0:00:28.490 Hey, it's JO, and I am here with I demand, 0:00:28.630 --> 0:00:33.610 I guess, requested guest. This guy has been on Laugh 0:00:33.650 --> 0:00:38.080 With Me one time. And in that one time, he 0:00:38.220 --> 0:00:43.240 caused a ruckus with the guest of the year nominations 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:46.170 and winners. But let's see if you can guess it. 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:51.659 He is a former Sprinkler customer service. 0:00:53.080 --> 0:00:54.400 Agent. Representative. 0:00:54.440 --> 0:00:55.160 Representative. 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:55.640 Okay. 0:00:56.420 --> 0:00:59.100 I've known him for 20 plus years. He is a 0:00:59.780 --> 0:01:03.100 former fantasy football champion, which is what brings him here 0:01:03.660 --> 0:01:07.179 this weekend with me and is a guest of the 0:01:07.240 --> 0:01:12.459 year nominee. This is probably your one time on the 0:01:12.500 --> 0:01:15.800 show probably is the one that I hear about the most. 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:21.169 And it's because they're like, how in the hell is 0:01:21.270 --> 0:01:23.550 Bob not the guest of the year. 0:01:24.290 --> 0:01:28.230 You know, thanks, J.O. It's great to be back. You know, 0:01:28.250 --> 0:01:31.920 I've often wondered that myself, but I understand. I mean, 0:01:31.940 --> 0:01:36.020 I live pretty far away. In fact, when I came 0:01:36.060 --> 0:01:38.640 into town, I'm in town for the draft, you know, 0:01:38.660 --> 0:01:41.520 our 20th year of the draft. It's a big deal. 0:01:41.700 --> 0:01:45.100 It is a big deal. And I think 15 years ago, 0:01:45.120 --> 0:01:47.270 we were supposed to go to Vegas for year five. 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:48.390 Yeah, year five's Vegas. 0:01:48.610 --> 0:01:53.880 Yeah. And now we've come full circle. With that guy 0:01:53.920 --> 0:01:54.860 back in the league again. 0:01:54.880 --> 0:01:57.360 With that guy back in the league who was pushing 0:01:57.380 --> 0:02:01.250 Vegas at five. And we've kind of found a permanent 0:02:01.290 --> 0:02:05.590 home for the draft, at least for now. Here in Ashland, Nebraska. 0:02:05.630 --> 0:02:12.730 That's right. I don't really see a reason to move 0:02:12.770 --> 0:02:13.270 the draft. 0:02:13.870 --> 0:02:16.560 No, everyone loves it. It just seems like, let's just 0:02:16.580 --> 0:02:19.680 leave it. Everybody's pretty happy with it. It's a great facility, but... 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:22.899 But before we get into that, this is, because Johnny 0:02:22.919 --> 0:02:26.480 wants to give you your applause, this is Nathan Bob Roberts. 0:02:26.500 --> 0:02:32.780 For the folks who don't know, Nathan's his name, and 0:02:32.820 --> 0:02:34.910 I know I touched on the name last time you 0:02:34.930 --> 0:02:36.630 were on. I'm going to call you Bob, because I've 0:02:36.669 --> 0:02:39.570 only known you as Bob. So it might be weird 0:02:39.610 --> 0:02:42.470 for other people who know you, but that's just how 0:02:42.510 --> 0:02:42.829 it's going. 0:02:42.750 --> 0:02:47.510 To be with me. Yeah, I get it. Like back 0:02:47.550 --> 0:02:50.119 in the other... Well, the episode, geez, almost a year 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:52.880 ago now, I guess we touched on that and how 0:02:53.120 --> 0:02:56.910 at my wedding, people were confused as shit. Who's this 0:02:57.010 --> 0:02:58.210 Bob guy? 0:02:58.470 --> 0:02:59.210 Who's Bob? 0:02:59.250 --> 0:03:00.570 But, but we'll roll with it. 0:03:00.889 --> 0:03:03.130 Uh, on the flip side, I was, I was, uh, 0:03:03.290 --> 0:03:06.250 a little confused on who's Nate. Who's Nathan? 0:03:06.290 --> 0:03:07.960 Like, who's this guy? Who's that? 0:03:07.980 --> 0:03:08.720 We already have a Nate. 0:03:08.780 --> 0:03:09.660 Yeah. He's not here. 0:03:12.080 --> 0:03:15.800 But you are in town for the 20th year of 0:03:15.880 --> 0:03:19.960 our fantasy football league. Um, It's great that you make 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:22.210 it in town, first of all. The year you didn't, 0:03:22.370 --> 0:03:24.610 you won the league. So maybe this is bad that 0:03:24.630 --> 0:03:24.870 you're here. 0:03:25.330 --> 0:03:28.350 That is bad. Maybe I should have stayed home. But, 0:03:28.389 --> 0:03:32.310 you know, whenever it's mentioned that I won the league, 0:03:32.690 --> 0:03:35.470 we have to say, asterisk, COVID year. 0:03:35.610 --> 0:03:36.190 COVID year. 0:03:36.370 --> 0:03:37.130 Yeah. Yeah. 0:03:38.690 --> 0:03:41.170 We've had a run, too. And I don't know that 0:03:41.230 --> 0:03:43.170 it started then. It may have been the year before. 0:03:43.210 --> 0:03:46.250 But the people who don't come to the draft have 0:03:46.270 --> 0:03:48.090 been winning the league. 0:03:48.250 --> 0:03:48.450 Yeah. 0:03:48.990 --> 0:03:52.380 So that's something, I don't know, that's a trend we've 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:53.100 got to keep an eye on. 0:03:53.380 --> 0:03:57.640 Last year, someone didn't come to the draft, and they 0:03:57.760 --> 0:03:59.260 drafted their team with AI. 0:03:59.700 --> 0:04:00.560 That did not work out. 0:04:00.620 --> 0:04:04.300 That did not work out. People, AI is often wrong. 0:04:05.100 --> 0:04:09.890 In fact, the owner who used the AI to help, 0:04:10.480 --> 0:04:12.520 the guy who couldn't make it, uh, is now out 0:04:12.540 --> 0:04:15.440 of the league. So this AI thing did, it just, just. 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:19.839 It just really fell flat. You know, it's funny about AI. 0:04:20.080 --> 0:04:23.690 Everyone loves AI. Like at work, we're like, we're trying to, 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:25.580 they're like, you got to use AI and you got 0:04:25.620 --> 0:04:28.230 to tell us how we're using AI. So I'm like, well, 0:04:28.250 --> 0:04:30.170 I could tell you how I'm using it. Yeah. I 0:04:30.230 --> 0:04:32.070 ask it a prompt. It tells me something. Then I 0:04:32.110 --> 0:04:35.330 spend the whole, like half of the day fixing what 0:04:35.370 --> 0:04:37.430 it told me. Cause it's, Often wrong. 0:04:37.630 --> 0:04:39.830 So do you, so you use AI in your workplace? 0:04:39.870 --> 0:04:40.070 Yeah. 0:04:40.190 --> 0:04:42.410 We got access to the clod. Okay. 0:04:42.910 --> 0:04:46.270 And then when you use it, that that's literally what 0:04:46.290 --> 0:04:48.920 you're doing. You're trying to like fact check it. 0:04:49.800 --> 0:04:53.580 Um, we often, we do a lot of like computer coding. 0:04:53.900 --> 0:04:57.880 So sometimes you don't know how to do something and 0:04:57.900 --> 0:05:00.620 that you use it as like a guiding force, but 0:05:00.660 --> 0:05:04.260 then it often doesn't do what you want it. And it's, 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:08.520 A lot of times causes more time. And in fact, 0:05:08.700 --> 0:05:12.080 I asked Claude for, we have a keeper league, and 0:05:12.160 --> 0:05:14.360 my team was horrible last year. I had to pay 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:17.380 my wife again the entry fee plus whatever the winner got. 0:05:17.460 --> 0:05:21.000 That's usually our arrangement. I'm really, really in the hole 0:05:21.060 --> 0:05:24.299 with this whole fantasy football league. But it's fun. 0:05:24.980 --> 0:05:27.380 How many years do you have to win in order 0:05:27.580 --> 0:05:28.660 to get back in black? 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:32.480 I think it would be better. So if I win, 0:05:32.760 --> 0:05:34.820 or when I win this year. When you win. When 0:05:34.880 --> 0:05:37.980 I win. Although I believe one of my keepers I 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:41.400 saw has an ankle sprain already. So we're starting the 0:05:41.420 --> 0:05:44.620 year off right. My first round keeper, in fact, Ashton Genting. 0:05:44.850 --> 0:05:47.730 I did see that when that first, because when that 0:05:47.770 --> 0:05:51.210 first report on that injury came out, it wasn't looking good. 0:05:51.510 --> 0:05:51.670 No. 0:05:52.070 --> 0:05:53.830 And I was like, well, he's obviously kept. And then 0:05:53.870 --> 0:05:55.290 I looked to see who, I don't know, it was you. 0:05:55.350 --> 0:05:57.469 And I'm like, didn't you have this happen before? 0:05:58.870 --> 0:06:01.440 The year I won the league, I had no keepers 0:06:01.510 --> 0:06:02.940 left in my starting lineup. 0:06:02.960 --> 0:06:05.070 Yeah, that's what I thought. I was like, Somebody I 0:06:05.110 --> 0:06:08.029 know has had keeper issue as far as like you 0:06:08.330 --> 0:06:11.450 declared them and then you lost them before we even 0:06:11.550 --> 0:06:12.830 got to week one. 0:06:13.029 --> 0:06:17.659 For many years, I had Christian McCaffrey. And we know 0:06:18.260 --> 0:06:21.620 like maybe this is the year, right? Maybe, maybe this 0:06:21.700 --> 0:06:23.860 is the year. But. 0:06:24.710 --> 0:06:27.650 See, that is why, if anybody listened to the NFL preview, 0:06:27.690 --> 0:06:30.650 that's why I kept Christian McCaffrey off of my list 0:06:30.690 --> 0:06:33.830 of the best fantasy players from each division. Because he's 0:06:34.050 --> 0:06:34.909 barely on the field. 0:06:35.130 --> 0:06:35.410 That's right. 0:06:35.430 --> 0:06:37.730 So really, I didn't make a mistake. I should have 0:06:37.850 --> 0:06:38.609 gotten credit for that. 0:06:38.630 --> 0:06:42.060 I mean, I used to, on principle, never draft a 0:06:42.100 --> 0:06:43.320 Patriot running back. 0:06:43.560 --> 0:06:44.320 No, just because. 0:06:44.380 --> 0:06:47.680 But now, it's like you almost don't want to draft 49ers. 0:06:47.700 --> 0:06:51.720 I mean, they got problems in Ohio. They got, you know, 0:06:51.740 --> 0:06:54.060 we didn't know they were even from, I guess they're 0:06:54.080 --> 0:06:55.840 moving to Ohio. Is that breaking news? 0:06:56.360 --> 0:06:57.500 Yeah. What's he doing out there? 0:06:57.520 --> 0:06:57.960 I don't know. 0:06:58.420 --> 0:06:59.440 He's like living out there. 0:06:59.860 --> 0:07:00.080 Yeah. 0:07:00.520 --> 0:07:03.790 Uh, and he was able to negotiate down to $ 140, 0:07:03.610 --> 0:07:04.050 which is. 0:07:04.060 --> 0:07:05.810 Uh, a big deal. 0:07:05.830 --> 0:07:09.450 Uh, cause is that the rate? Like we were, I 0:07:09.470 --> 0:07:11.610 don't know. A lot of information has come out about this. 0:07:12.070 --> 0:07:16.650 I'm not familiar with the rates or how that works, but, um, 0:07:18.530 --> 0:07:20.380 I don't know, I would think if you're worth billions 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:22.920 of dollars, you could do better, if that is your thing. 0:07:23.180 --> 0:07:25.500 Literally what the cop said when they pulled him out 0:07:25.520 --> 0:07:25.980 of his car. 0:07:26.060 --> 0:07:27.700 Oh, that they released body cam footage. 0:07:27.720 --> 0:07:30.280 Body cam is out, and he had a pile of 0:07:30.300 --> 0:07:33.900 cash in his pocket, and so they counted it or whatever, 0:07:34.020 --> 0:07:36.420 and that was one of the comments was, why do 0:07:36.460 --> 0:07:40.070 these people, they could do anything, they could be anywhere, 0:07:40.310 --> 0:07:42.510 and here he is in an Ohio trailer park. 0:07:42.530 --> 0:07:44.750 I mean, he could, I mean, if he is in 0:07:44.790 --> 0:07:47.830 San Francisco, he could go to Nevada where it's legal. 0:07:48.260 --> 0:07:50.120 It's a lot more convenient, I guess. 0:07:50.520 --> 0:07:51.280 He's got options. 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:51.900 He's got options. 0:07:51.920 --> 0:07:53.060 That's what everybody's saying. 0:07:53.940 --> 0:07:57.380 But also, aside from that, you got to be leery 0:07:57.420 --> 0:08:00.040 of this power substation by the stadium, don't you? 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:01.880 Maybe that's why he's moving to Ohio. 0:08:02.260 --> 0:08:02.840 Oh, that could be. 0:08:02.860 --> 0:08:03.880 He's just protecting his health. 0:08:03.980 --> 0:08:08.200 He's getting out of town. Yeah. I mean, the trees died, right? 0:08:08.430 --> 0:08:11.030 Yeah. That's the thing. A lot of people don't know 0:08:11.070 --> 0:08:14.150 about those trees, and I keep preaching it, like, they 0:08:14.210 --> 0:08:17.230 had all an entire run of trees in between the 0:08:17.250 --> 0:08:20.230 power plant and the facility, the stadium and the training 0:08:20.250 --> 0:08:23.330 facility and that they're all gone. And it's not because 0:08:23.370 --> 0:08:26.250 of change of scenery. It's because they all died and 0:08:26.270 --> 0:08:27.660 it was a bad look for the Superbowl. 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:28.620 Yeah. 0:08:28.700 --> 0:08:29.980 What, what a deal they've got there. 0:08:30.040 --> 0:08:34.219 Yeah. So let's just, we'll avoid 49ers. I mean, I 0:08:34.260 --> 0:08:36.360 don't know. Eric will probably need to like pick up 0:08:36.380 --> 0:08:39.380 their kicker on waiver wires after he forgets the draft one. 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:45.790 But, but, uh, Yeah, draft weekend, 20 years. It's good 0:08:45.809 --> 0:08:48.790 to see you. Thanks for coming in. And we're going 0:08:48.809 --> 0:08:52.130 to be golfing tomorrow. Draft day is beautiful. We get 0:08:52.150 --> 0:08:57.179 a golf 18 and then some lunch and some beer darts. 0:08:58.200 --> 0:08:59.980 Hopefully we bring extra darts this year. 0:09:00.340 --> 0:09:03.360 I heard that there's a mountain of darts. I have 0:09:03.380 --> 0:09:05.400 a theory on the dart thing. 0:09:05.580 --> 0:09:06.980 Yeah. Okay. So. 0:09:07.520 --> 0:09:08.450 Little back story. 0:09:08.610 --> 0:09:09.429 I don't remember. 0:09:09.530 --> 0:09:10.990 I don't think we've told the story. We had to 0:09:11.010 --> 0:09:12.370 have told the story on the pod at some point, 0:09:12.410 --> 0:09:18.510 but playing beer darts. So basically you've got a dart 0:09:18.570 --> 0:09:20.130 two on two. You've got a dart and you've got 0:09:20.150 --> 0:09:22.870 to throw the dart into a full can of beer. 0:09:23.790 --> 0:09:26.170 And if you hit it on the top, then the person, 0:09:26.429 --> 0:09:30.350 your crossroads got to chug that beer. Otherwise, wherever the 0:09:30.390 --> 0:09:32.530 dart ends up in the can, you drink to that point. 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:36.040 But you're just trying to beat, get there before the 0:09:36.059 --> 0:09:39.290 other team, right? The end of the can. We lost 0:09:39.309 --> 0:09:42.469 the dart. I mean, we're literally sitting across from each other, 0:09:42.750 --> 0:09:49.040 maybe six feet, and sitting there in grass. And somehow, someway, 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:52.199 we lost the dart, which is... It's tough to play 0:09:52.240 --> 0:09:53.210 beer darts without the dart. 0:09:53.730 --> 0:09:56.550 It is. Yeah. And someone who was not at the 0:09:56.570 --> 0:09:58.570 draft yet was able to get more darts and save 0:09:58.590 --> 0:09:58.930 the day. 0:09:58.970 --> 0:10:01.330 He saved the day, but... here's the thing. We did 0:10:01.410 --> 0:10:03.270 all the things. We were crawling in the grass looking 0:10:03.290 --> 0:10:05.460 for the dart. We were looking around us. Maybe it ricocheted. 0:10:05.480 --> 0:10:07.100 We were looking everywhere. We were looking into the dirt. 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:09.960 We were looking in the cans, most importantly, the empty 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:13.760 cans of beer. We were checking all the cans. My theory, 0:10:14.380 --> 0:10:16.680 tell me if you think there's anything to this because 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:18.600 I'm going to go full detective mode. 0:10:18.440 --> 0:10:18.960 If I have to. 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:23.600 Cody, who was playing at the time, had the dart 0:10:23.640 --> 0:10:26.579 the whole time. And he held on to the dart 0:10:26.740 --> 0:10:30.070 to delay the game because he wasn't playing well and 0:10:30.110 --> 0:10:31.170 he was having to drink a. 0:10:31.160 --> 0:10:31.680 Lot of beer. 0:10:32.540 --> 0:10:33.329 That's my theory. 0:10:33.550 --> 0:10:34.110 That could be. 0:10:34.290 --> 0:10:35.609 Do you think there's anything to this? 0:10:35.690 --> 0:10:38.849 Well, my question is, you would think we would be 0:10:38.870 --> 0:10:41.730 able to find the dart by the tail. Where's the tail? 0:10:41.890 --> 0:10:44.410 Where's the tail? Yeah. You can't find the dart. You 0:10:44.450 --> 0:10:50.150 can't find the tail. The entire thing, gone. Just gone. 0:10:50.500 --> 0:10:54.200 I mean, that might be breaking news. Cody has the dart. 0:10:54.360 --> 0:10:57.460 This is the debut of this theory. I would tell 0:10:57.480 --> 0:11:00.030 you right now, I believe he had it, he held it, 0:11:00.679 --> 0:11:03.230 and it got in so deep that he couldn't just 0:11:03.250 --> 0:11:04.950 be like, oh, guys, sorry, I have it. He couldn't 0:11:05.050 --> 0:11:05.670 come out with that. 0:11:05.730 --> 0:11:09.230 I mean, he could have taken my strategy, which is 0:11:09.570 --> 0:11:13.250 you slowly pick the can up and let most of 0:11:13.270 --> 0:11:16.600 the beer run onto the ground so then people who 0:11:17.220 --> 0:11:18.580 want to play can keep playing. 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:21.950 There was a few people pulling off that move that 0:11:21.990 --> 0:11:26.030 you did. Yeah, you did that. It's just one of 0:11:26.050 --> 0:11:28.750 those things, too, where the teams who think they're the 0:11:28.809 --> 0:11:31.690 best are the drunkest, which means you're not the best. 0:11:31.710 --> 0:11:35.970 You've been sitting there pounding some beers. I think he 0:11:35.990 --> 0:11:37.910 had the dart. I think he was trying to slow 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:44.320 down the game. It's really sad if that's what he did. 0:11:44.780 --> 0:11:48.040 I hate having to call him out like this, but 0:11:49.140 --> 0:11:52.370 It really did hinder the game. So this year, we're 0:11:52.410 --> 0:11:53.390 not going to allow that to happen. 0:11:53.410 --> 0:11:54.590 We're going to have eyes on him the whole time. 0:11:54.610 --> 0:11:57.610 So my question about the draft is, will the boat 0:11:57.650 --> 0:11:59.030 fall off the hoist this year? 0:12:00.070 --> 0:12:05.220 Well, so that was the thing. So you're there on 0:12:05.240 --> 0:12:07.500 a Friday night, right? And then on a Saturday morning, 0:12:07.520 --> 0:12:10.080 you're getting up and getting ready to go golf with us. 0:12:10.500 --> 0:12:13.000 And you go outside, and the boat's gone. There's a boat. 0:12:13.340 --> 0:12:15.400 It's just gone because this cabin's right on the lake. 0:12:16.570 --> 0:12:18.370 I was told we're not allowed to talk about the 0:12:18.410 --> 0:12:18.770 boat thing. 0:12:18.830 --> 0:12:21.960 Oh, we're not? Well, Johnny, we'll have to cut it. 0:12:22.000 --> 0:12:24.680 Johnny, cut that out because I know that there's. 0:12:24.520 --> 0:12:26.920 People listening who might be upset about that. 0:12:28.179 --> 0:12:31.100 So we're just going to stop talking about the boat. 0:12:31.140 --> 0:12:33.540 But the boat did disappear. We're going to give you 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:35.020 the facts. We're going to give you what we know 0:12:35.080 --> 0:12:38.640 on this. So with the dart, I speculated. On the boat, 0:12:38.660 --> 0:12:40.599 we're going to keep it clean. The boat was gone, 0:12:40.620 --> 0:12:41.980 but they got the boat back and everything's fine. 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:43.620 Everything's good. No harm, no foul. 0:12:43.679 --> 0:12:44.920 No harm, no foul. We're just going to leave it 0:12:44.940 --> 0:12:45.240 at that. 0:12:45.320 --> 0:12:47.160 So I got, you know, it's going to be hot 0:12:47.179 --> 0:12:49.180 this year at the draft. Yes, it is. And the 0:12:49.200 --> 0:12:53.160 draft is on a lake. Yes. I did bring swimming apparel. 0:12:53.530 --> 0:12:54.470 I thought about that. 0:12:54.670 --> 0:12:57.840 But my... hesitation is. And I think we touched us 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:00.110 on this in the last episode. The last time I 0:13:00.750 --> 0:13:02.670 swam in a Nebraska Lake, I ended up with a 0:13:02.770 --> 0:13:04.530 hole in my leg. Yes, you did. 0:13:04.710 --> 0:13:05.550 Deadly bacteria. 0:13:05.610 --> 0:13:05.810 Yeah. 0:13:06.150 --> 0:13:09.490 So I'm trying to figure out if like, I think 0:13:09.530 --> 0:13:13.650 it's probably been like 27, 25 years since I swam 0:13:13.690 --> 0:13:16.490 in Nebraska Lake. If we can roll it back a 0:13:16.510 --> 0:13:18.010 little bit and try again. Yeah. 0:13:18.050 --> 0:13:22.239 This is the time it seems. And honestly, you picked 0:13:22.280 --> 0:13:25.300 a great year to do this 2026. I mean, what 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:28.790 are the chances of there being some kind of deadly bacteria? 0:13:29.190 --> 0:13:29.709 Yeah, right. 0:13:29.730 --> 0:13:31.490 I mean, what are the chances, right? 0:13:31.650 --> 0:13:34.609 I mean, really, here's your two options. You can either 0:13:34.650 --> 0:13:37.380 get deadly bacteria swimming in a lake on a hot 0:13:37.410 --> 0:13:40.840 day on the best weekend of the year, the draft, 0:13:41.700 --> 0:13:44.280 or you can get deadly bacteria from having a salad. 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:47.310 true like what what which way would you like to. 0:13:47.300 --> 0:13:49.910 Go exactly you're gonna get it either way you're gonna 0:13:49.929 --> 0:13:52.250 get at least enjoy yourself in the water that's right 0:13:53.290 --> 0:13:55.689 i i think it was last year the year before 0:13:55.710 --> 0:13:58.280 uh we were i was working on the draft board 0:13:59.280 --> 0:14:02.360 and i look up and cody was just coming in 0:14:02.460 --> 0:14:04.700 from swimming in the lake so i know some people 0:14:04.720 --> 0:14:07.250 do he did he so he has swum in the 0:14:07.280 --> 0:14:11.420 lake and he well i guess he's He's not very 0:14:11.540 --> 0:14:15.350 healthy anymore either. Maybe there's something to this. 0:14:16.450 --> 0:14:16.870 Maybe. 0:14:18.570 --> 0:14:24.630 I've told Eric last week on the NFL preview, but Cody, 0:14:25.150 --> 0:14:27.070 he's the big whale. He's the white whale. He's who 0:14:27.150 --> 0:14:29.700 I'm trying to get this weekend. I think it's time 0:14:29.740 --> 0:14:31.890 for him to make his debut on Laugh With Me. 0:14:31.900 --> 0:14:32.420 That's right. 0:14:32.540 --> 0:14:33.700 So we'll see what we can do. 0:14:33.800 --> 0:14:34.560 We'll see. 0:14:34.660 --> 0:14:36.600 Maybe even we'll get you both on there at the 0:14:36.620 --> 0:14:37.060 same time. 0:14:37.220 --> 0:14:37.480 Maybe. 0:14:38.080 --> 0:14:40.650 And clear all this up because... Last time you were 0:14:40.710 --> 0:14:42.790 on the pod, we had a lot of stories to tell. 0:14:42.810 --> 0:14:43.390 We did. 0:14:43.790 --> 0:14:47.910 And Cody listened to that episode, and he was very 0:14:48.130 --> 0:14:51.990 nice to send us fact checks where he felt that 0:14:52.050 --> 0:14:55.380 we were not correct or at least didn't tell the 0:14:55.420 --> 0:14:58.960 story right or maybe there's more to it. So if 0:14:59.020 --> 0:15:00.660 it's cool to you, I'm going to go through some 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:03.920 of his fact checks, and then you can tell me 0:15:04.640 --> 0:15:08.000 whether or not there's truth to this or maybe Cody's wrong. 0:15:08.310 --> 0:15:11.370 I think it's possible that Cody misremembers. What do you think? 0:15:11.890 --> 0:15:16.860 Well, um, it's possible. It's fine. 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:18.160 There you go. It's possible. 0:15:18.340 --> 0:15:18.700 Okay. 0:15:18.760 --> 0:15:23.500 So, um, also for, and also Cody called the episode 0:15:23.760 --> 0:15:26.700 something incredible. And I wish I had known this and 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:28.540 I would have titled the episode that maybe I'll title 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:31.520 this one, but he called it Bobisode. And I thought 0:15:31.540 --> 0:15:32.540 that was genius. 0:15:32.660 --> 0:15:33.900 Yeah, that is genius. 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:36.520 Yeah, that's genius. So we're really going to have to, um, 0:15:37.970 --> 0:15:41.050 consider making that the title of this episode. Uh, okay. 0:15:41.110 --> 0:15:43.530 Here's some of the things he brought up that he 0:15:43.590 --> 0:15:46.210 thought were pertinent to what we were talking about. He said, 0:15:46.230 --> 0:15:51.300 you forgot to mention that frozen dead six inch or 0:15:51.360 --> 0:15:54.940 six plus inch piranha that we left in the freezer 0:15:54.980 --> 0:15:58.440 from the fish tank that he allegedly didn't have. So he, 0:15:58.580 --> 0:16:01.540 he's claiming he did have a fish tank. We're claiming 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:07.900 it was a penis pump. Um, And he said there 0:16:07.940 --> 0:16:11.380 was a dead frozen piranha. I didn't know that story, 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:13.020 so I don't know anything about that one. Is there 0:16:13.060 --> 0:16:13.440 truth to that? 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:17.470 I think there is. I think I will own that one. Okay. 0:16:17.830 --> 0:16:21.970 But the other story is a lot funnier. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, yeah. Okay. No, 0:16:22.010 --> 0:16:24.950 he did. There was a fish tank and there was 0:16:24.990 --> 0:16:27.250 a piranha. And I think it started out, if I 0:16:27.270 --> 0:16:32.250 remember right, he had like a beta, which you're not 0:16:32.270 --> 0:16:34.870 supposed to put in a fish tank. Right. The piranha 0:16:35.110 --> 0:16:38.660 and like some little shark thing. And one day, I 0:16:39.120 --> 0:16:41.950 think the shark thing, only half of it was left. 0:16:42.140 --> 0:16:43.770 Well, because the piranha was eating it, right? 0:16:43.850 --> 0:16:44.010 Yep. 0:16:44.210 --> 0:16:45.490 What did he think was going to happen? 0:16:47.090 --> 0:16:54.030 And then, now, this is triggering my memory about the piranha. 0:16:54.650 --> 0:16:59.729 So the piranha liked to eat other fish, right? So eventually, 0:17:00.320 --> 0:17:04.700 it consumed the beta and the other fish died. So 0:17:04.720 --> 0:17:07.730 we had to go out and buy fish. Like little 0:17:07.850 --> 0:17:09.560 like feeder goldfish for it. 0:17:09.930 --> 0:17:10.230 Wow. 0:17:10.810 --> 0:17:13.720 So we were walking up the stairs at Park Wild 0:17:13.780 --> 0:17:17.560 with a sack full of goldfish that are, you know, 0:17:17.619 --> 0:17:20.340 happily swimming in the bag about to be consumed by 0:17:20.380 --> 0:17:24.000 the piranha. And someone, one of our neighbors is like, 0:17:25.000 --> 0:17:27.240 what are you going to do with those goldfish? And 0:17:27.260 --> 0:17:29.239 I think Cody said, I'm going to boil them and 0:17:29.320 --> 0:17:30.300 serve them over rice. 0:17:30.900 --> 0:17:32.960 Oh my, Jesus. 0:17:33.609 --> 0:17:36.350 But yeah, so when the piranha eventually died, I think 0:17:36.390 --> 0:17:38.810 we did freeze it and we did leave it in 0:17:38.850 --> 0:17:40.330 the freezer for the next person. 0:17:40.470 --> 0:17:43.170 What was the point of freezing it? You just thought 0:17:43.190 --> 0:17:43.570 it was funny? 0:17:43.690 --> 0:17:46.410 I guess, yeah. Oh my. It was probably too big 0:17:46.450 --> 0:17:47.070 to flush. 0:17:48.010 --> 0:17:49.109 Well, that's probably true as well. 0:17:49.130 --> 0:17:50.800 And we didn't take out the trash, so the next 0:17:50.840 --> 0:17:53.280 best thing, just freeze it. 0:17:53.670 --> 0:17:56.620 I mean, as many things as you guys just threw 0:17:56.700 --> 0:17:59.159 over your deck, this wouldn't have been one? 0:18:00.619 --> 0:18:05.900 Well, yeah. I mean, hindsight. Hindsight, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0:18:06.700 --> 0:18:10.940 Now, and just a quick reminder, these are stories, I mean, 0:18:10.960 --> 0:18:15.670 20-plus years ago. I mean, these are, you're in your 0:18:16.109 --> 0:18:20.619 early 20s, your guys are, sharing an apartment that, and 0:18:20.760 --> 0:18:23.500 please go back and listen to the episode, Nathan Bob Roberts, 0:18:23.520 --> 0:18:27.659 because it's, the stories are wild, but that's kind of 0:18:27.700 --> 0:18:30.369 the time frame we're living in here, was we're talking 0:18:30.390 --> 0:18:31.730 about freezing piranhas. 0:18:31.910 --> 0:18:37.050 Yeah, the stories are so wild that I had my 0:18:37.330 --> 0:18:40.390 boss at the time listen to our episode, and she's like, 0:18:41.040 --> 0:18:43.900 I'm glad I didn't know you, and I never knew 0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:48.640