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Speaker 1: Good Steve Hart, don't joy you gotta use that turn

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Speaker 1: dig me now. One and only Steve Harvin got a

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Speaker 1: radio show, keep saying it can't stop. Man O, man o, man,

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Speaker 1: what a journey it has been. I thank God for

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Speaker 1: him for the bad times too, because it taught me something.

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Speaker 1: All the bad times, all the failures, they became valuable

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Speaker 1: experiences in my life. Every time I failed, I learned

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Speaker 1: has been never changed in my life. God has always

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Speaker 1: way it is, it's real clear. Ain't no loopholes in it.

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Speaker 1: Every time you jump through a loophole, that's something over

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Speaker 1: Oh it is there. Just use it. Steve, what you're

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Speaker 1: Here's who's stopping so many people. You keep looking. We

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Speaker 1: my bad Steve. Now, Steve, I ain't winning cause they

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Speaker 1: Here we go, here we go. You know they say

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Speaker 1: I think he's hid the ham that everybody talking about

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Speaker 1: time tomat time, ladies and gentleman. That's to Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: more than make a song out of anything. You're listening

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show. Now, it's normal for people, you know,

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Speaker 1: to get nostalgic about things from their past. A lot

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Speaker 1: I still played pac Man. I can't play the new games.

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Speaker 1: They too complicated. I can't play none of the sports

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Speaker 1: I can't get. What about being nostalgic about how you

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Speaker 1: I don't care if I'm still living at home or not.

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Speaker 1: You are not gonna get with my mama. Like that.

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Speaker 1: I ain't looking long with this, man. I'm I'm deciding

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Speaker 1: all right. I didn't fight sees three years to come

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Speaker 1: and I will release all that on you got that.

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Speaker 1: I don't play hey, man, listen, I don't want no trouble.

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Speaker 1: It don't matter to me. You can tell you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Look man, listen, I ain't trying to have no trouble

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna I talk to you mom on Sunday. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm okay, I'm crazy right now? Okay? Can I say this?

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Speaker 1: Can I say one more things to you. Man, So

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Speaker 1: got one more thing before you explode. Man, if you're listening, Yeah, man, James,

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Speaker 1: what hey man? I want to tell you this. Man,

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Speaker 1: show your mama. I got me the prank phone call

419
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Speaker 1: you get them out of here. Who hey, man, this

420
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Speaker 1: is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Man.

421
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Speaker 1: Your mama told me. She said, my son been overseas,

422
00:27:01,280 --> 00:27:04,200
Speaker 1: He've been fighting. I'm glad to have him home. She said.

423
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,640
Speaker 1: We gotta get him back getting the spirit of a lamping. Man,

424
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Speaker 1: my mama, are you Are you kidding me? Man? We

425
00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: got you good. We listen to this show overseas. Man.

426
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 1: First of all, I gotta say thank you for fighting

427
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 1: for this country. I want to ask you one more thing.

428
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: What is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio

429
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 1: show in the land. Man, Nothing but the Steve Harvey

430
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:30,639
Speaker 1: more than this show? Like like like, let me tell

431
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 1: you something. So I'm trying to I'm working on this prank, y'all.

432
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 1: I'm trying working on this for hard man. I ain't

433
00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 1: got the guy in number yet as soon as I

434
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,879
Speaker 1: get him. But I'm trying to call this guy and

435
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 1: ask him, is if you you know? Do you man?

436
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,000
Speaker 1: Are you tired of your wife? You're so I come

437
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,840
Speaker 1: gither you know, and we got we could see what

438
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: are you tired of your wife? If you are, I

439
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 1: come gill. You know what I'm saying. We're gonna do

440
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: what he listening to me, Gonna get this phone call, right,

441
00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: I got it. Trust Junior got it. I got it.

442
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 1: And I love going after the people that says he

443
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: will never get me. Yeah myself, okay, okay, So what

444
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,240
Speaker 1: is what she told? Yeah? My husband saying you'll never

445
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,720
Speaker 1: get him. Cool, that's all that's my fuel right there. Yeah,

446
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 1: get you. She's elaborate pranks, so you come up with

447
00:28:21,600 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: in your mind. That's from the left side of my brain. Fair.

448
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,120
Speaker 1: I don't really use to write that much. We know

449
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:35,880
Speaker 1: it's not bald jealous. Wow, admitted it. All right, We'll

450
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: be back with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show

451
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:46,160
Speaker 1: right after you're listening Steve Morning Show. All right, it's

452
00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: time for something funny. Let's go with Junior's truth to

453
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 1: be told, and then I'm gonna give you guys a

454
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 1: list of words. Steve, you're in on this as well. Uh,

455
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 1: let's start with the letter b okay that you guys

456
00:28:56,520 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 1: are constantly messing up always. You know, people think that

457
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: if you don't speak with them, then there has to

458
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 1: be a problem. Yea. You know they think that they

459
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 1: really do believe what's wrong with you? You know. So

460
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 1: I get a text message from a family member that read,

461
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:20,000
Speaker 1: when family and friends go through life not speaking, they

462
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:24,040
Speaker 1: will come a day to regret it. It's called the funeral. Well,

463
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:27,880
Speaker 1: I want to respond to that family member, real civil

464
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Speaker 1: truth be told. If I go first, what you're trying

465
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 1: to hope to do? If I go first and I

466
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:40,200
Speaker 1: don't have read it to regret it? Really, the fact

467
00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 1: that you sent it over there and you still haven't

468
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:45,200
Speaker 1: got a response, what that means. I'm not mad. I

469
00:29:45,240 --> 00:29:48,120
Speaker 1: just don't speak to you like this. No, I don't

470
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 1: have time like this. This is people to understand. If

471
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 1: you text somebody and you look at your text law

472
00:29:55,840 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 1: and all other text messages, yea off from you, Dave

473
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Speaker 1: respund He can't you a message back if the last

474
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Speaker 1: message you got for me was married Christmas? We just

475
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 1: don't talk that that's not my fault. If you keep

476
00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:19,040
Speaker 1: telling people to tell me that you said call you,

477
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:23,360
Speaker 1: guess what I ain't called. I just won't you understand

478
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,920
Speaker 1: that I'm not mad at you. I just don't have

479
00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:28,160
Speaker 1: to talk to you. So you can be mad if

480
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 1: you won't do Yeah, okay, it is called the funeral.

481
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 1: But then, knowing you and why I'm not talking to you,

482
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:37,600
Speaker 1: I won't even be mad when I should. I can

483
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 1: get up here with confidence a lie like everybody here

484
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:45,400
Speaker 1: lies a great indivision. Some one who lived beyond a

485
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:48,440
Speaker 1: mean a life changes. I could get up that lot

486
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,719
Speaker 1: with the best off. That's all I got to say.

487
00:30:55,280 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 1: Figure out, I'm not talking talking to you, send a

488
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 1: bunch of I'm not talking, just talking. Sometimes it's good

489
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 1: to cut people out, you know, I ever said everybody

490
00:31:04,880 --> 00:31:11,760
Speaker 1: should not be in your life. Hello, I'm doing all right?

491
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: These are words? Yes? Yes, did you guys constantly mess up? Ever? No,

492
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: it's just no, it's all right. I believe. So. No,

493
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: you're standing wrong that it is that I believe. So

494
00:31:29,840 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 1: it is taking keeping I believe. So, how is that

495
00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 1: so hard or bleeding? I like that I'm about to come.

496
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: That's so wrong, it's about together, about to go. I've

497
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 1: been long enough Now I'm about to go. What you

498
00:31:53,120 --> 00:32:00,239
Speaker 1: gonna do about to about to go? I'm about to go, guys, Okay, right,

499
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: and and about this word about it's about by the

500
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 1: way about it's about to go down up your head?

501
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 1: Yeah about? Yeah? All right? How about this one? Bring

502
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,719
Speaker 1: one back for me? As in can you bring one

503
00:32:26,840 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: back for me? Wrong? What what did you say? Bring

504
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:36,800
Speaker 1: one back for me? As in? Can you bring one

505
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:42,719
Speaker 1: back for me? When you go to stove you an

506
00:32:42,760 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 1: episode and bring back one too? Yeah? Ye all know

507
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:59,680
Speaker 1: that sounds all right? Can you back that up for me? Please?

508
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 1: Is the proper way to say it? God? It's back up?

509
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,200
Speaker 1: You're out too far? What to do it? Back up?

510
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:16,960
Speaker 1: Backed up? Backed up? Right? Back up? Its sound that's

511
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:21,200
Speaker 1: even mold like? You don't like that? Let me go off, director, Okay,

512
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: teach you how to talk, how to talk and I'm

513
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 1: must use words now. I want you to say it, okay,

514
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 1: say it didn't happen. It didn't happen, blowing that blew

515
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:52,080
Speaker 1: it miss that whole opportunity your blo Okay, this you guys,

516
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:55,240
Speaker 1: get this mixed up all the time, messed up panties

517
00:33:55,440 --> 00:34:03,760
Speaker 1: blooms exactly what the you know what that is? Hanties? Yeah? Yeah,

518
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 1: what would make you? I got what would make you?

519
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,799
Speaker 1: Leave a fight? Leave a club real early. So you're

520
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 1: in the club, you're having a good time. You gotta

521
00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 1: get about of Oh let's go. They're about to fight,

522
00:34:18,680 --> 00:34:21,360
Speaker 1: about fighting, about to fight. I gotta get up in

523
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 1: here because I feel like they're about to fight or

524
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 1: fense to fight the fight. It could be fixed fixing. Okay, okay,

525
00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:43,759
Speaker 1: say this, Steve, you will not be that make sense.

526
00:34:44,719 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 1: Everybody understands, everybody. I've been on the shelf for seventeen

527
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 1: years with you in particular, and you want to say

528
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 1: by words, I gotta fight. Ask me, I can't say

529
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 1: the same thing. You will not. You will not. Then

530
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:09,359
Speaker 1: we're about to break. We will be right back. We

531
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 1: are about to go to break, to go last one. Okay, gorgeous, gorgeous.

532
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:25,520
Speaker 1: You know, all right, We'll be back with more of

533
00:35:25,560 --> 00:35:32,160
Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening show.

534
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 1: All right, Steve J. Anthony Brown, who you've asked to

535
00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 1: be ignorant today, is here with phrases that will break

536
00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:44,359
Speaker 1: up a friendship. Basically, these are roommate rules. You mean

537
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 1: you got on your own. You might have to get

538
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:49,279
Speaker 1: a roommate to branch out. But there's some rules you

539
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 1: should live by if you get a roommate. First rule,

540
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 1: if you don't put it in the fridge, damn it,

541
00:35:55,960 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 1: don't take it out the fridge. How about that? Yeah,

542
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 1: at work, work, same thing, samething. You and your significant

543
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:11,480
Speaker 1: others should not haul the living room. Take that nasty

544
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:15,960
Speaker 1: stuff to your bedroom. Okay, all right, people live here.

545
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 1: Other people live here too, all right, Yeah, don't go

546
00:36:19,080 --> 00:36:24,680
Speaker 1: in your roommates room for a damn thing. Okay, why

547
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 1: are you in here? What you're doing in here? Ain't

548
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:31,160
Speaker 1: nothing here for you. If your girlfriend or your boyfriend

549
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: like eggs, bacon, cheese, alcohol or whatever cereal, make sure

550
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:43,800
Speaker 1: they bring it with their ass when they come over. Okay.

551
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 1: If if that's what they like, ain't make sure make

552
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 1: sure they got that in the bag when they come

553
00:36:49,239 --> 00:36:53,360
Speaker 1: in the door. Okay, that's all I'm saying. If your boyfriend,

554
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,840
Speaker 1: for the las, if your boyfriend man man likes to

555
00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,040
Speaker 1: play video game, you need a big screen TV for

556
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:04,719
Speaker 1: his ass in your room. Okay, I like that. This

557
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:07,000
Speaker 1: is this is a good rule right here, we all

558
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:10,320
Speaker 1: should to buy it. By Nobody who is a roommate

559
00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 1: is allowed to date anybody that's been to prison. Nobody.

560
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 1: You gotta make sure you hold in your room. You

561
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:26,879
Speaker 1: know you gotta. You gotta check all your stuff off

562
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 1: because he no, we can't. All right, even you got

563
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 1: a Christian roommate and you're not a Christian. Let me

564
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:37,399
Speaker 1: tell you Christian something. Who who ever sleeps with, who

565
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 1: who ever sleeps with, ain't your damn den Okay, okay,

566
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Speaker 1: the last one. If the rent is due on the fullast,

567
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 1: the foliast, we agreed that they paid the rent. We

568
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Speaker 1: don't want to rent on the second, third, fourth, fifth, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, thirteenth, fourteen, fifteenth, sixteen, seventeen, eighteenth, nineteenth,

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Speaker 1: twenty one, two, twenty six, twenty seven, twenty eight, twenty nine, thirty.

570
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Speaker 1: We wanted on the FoEE. Okay, okay, it's going down

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Speaker 1: July the eighteen to break Out Art in Comedy show

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Speaker 1: Show and Nick day and night. Get your tickets, go

576
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Speaker 1: to event, right, y'all? All right, we'll be back with

577
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:42,160
Speaker 1: more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this.

578
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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right, Steve,

579
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,399
Speaker 1: it is time. It is time. Bring him on in here,

580
00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:53,879
Speaker 1: the cello Chief Love Officer. We have some questions for him.

581
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Speaker 1: He stay ready, all right? I love it, and then

582
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Speaker 1: you don't have to get ready right. This one's from

583
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 1: Donna in El Paso, Texas. She says, a year ago,

584
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:06,399
Speaker 1: my husband was deployed and he was told he would

585
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 1: be away for eighteen months. Six months after he left,

586
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 1: I ended up having an affair with his stepbrother, and

587
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 1: I got pregnant from our first encounter. His stepbrother and

588
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 1: I never messed around again after that. But he wants

589
00:39:21,239 --> 00:39:23,440
Speaker 1: me to have the baby and he will raise it.

590
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:26,239
Speaker 1: My husband just told me he's coming home next month,

591
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:30,360
Speaker 1: earlier than expected. So should I tell him about the

592
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:35,200
Speaker 1: pregnancy now or should I wait until he gets home? What?

593
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: When do you think this is gonna be a good

594
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 1: time to tell? Yeah, I really don't have a suggestion

595
00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 1: for you. I don't know how with his brother in law,

596
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:55,879
Speaker 1: step brother, she had an affairs stepbrother. Yes, yes, yes,

597
00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:00,839
Speaker 1: his stepbrother, and she got pregnant after the first time. Yeah,

598
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,680
Speaker 1: and now he didn't told you. He wants you to

599
00:40:02,719 --> 00:40:05,719
Speaker 1: have the baby, and he gonna raise it. He'll raise it.

600
00:40:06,360 --> 00:40:08,400
Speaker 1: I have no comment. I don't know what to tell you.

601
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 1: I really, I don't know what to tell you. Yo,

602
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:15,319
Speaker 1: this dude can't get his ass will soon just didn't

603
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:19,320
Speaker 1: get home. That's what's gonna happen. He thinks understand that

604
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:23,960
Speaker 1: that's going to I don't know. I don't know. You know, Uh,

605
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 1: but she's so cavalier about it. Should I tell him now?

606
00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:38,399
Speaker 1: Or wait? What this relationship? Yeah, but tell somebody that's

607
00:40:38,440 --> 00:40:42,719
Speaker 1: coming home from the service. That would be a good day.

608
00:40:42,800 --> 00:40:45,479
Speaker 1: He'd been deployed thinking he got a wife at home.

609
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,840
Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you, but no, you

610
00:40:48,920 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 1: got You're wrong. I have nothing to tell you. I

611
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,200
Speaker 1: don't know when you should tell him. I really don't.

612
00:40:55,239 --> 00:40:58,000
Speaker 1: That is no good time. All hell gonna break loose

613
00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 1: when a man come home. Though it was the stepbrother.

614
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:05,920
Speaker 1: Your best to believe he gonna have something to deal with. Yeah,

615
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,640
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're gonna have to deal with.

616
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:10,920
Speaker 1: You don't have a marriage anymore. So I hope that

617
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: fleeing was worth it, and I hope his stepbrother won't you. Yeah,

618
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: he doesn't move. Yeah, the stepbrother the father of your baby. Yeah,

619
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:28,440
Speaker 1: this is crazy, all right, so we'll move on, Steve.

620
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 1: This is from Tye and Jack's hunt. Would you say,

621
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Speaker 1: Junior these questions? He gonna be asking you? Keep putting

622
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:42,120
Speaker 1: no weight? All right? This is from Tye and Jacksonville Steve.

623
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 1: Tye says, I've been married for seven years and my

624
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 1: wife is my everything. I work hard so she can

625
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 1: stay home every day and have a good life. Two

626
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 1: months ago, I saw her on I saw on her

627
00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:57,319
Speaker 1: credit card statement that she'd been running a room at

628
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:00,440
Speaker 1: a nearby hotel. She said that it was a mistake

629
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 1: and she would call the hotel to dispute the charges.

630
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 1: I believed her, but then I got a message on

631
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,960
Speaker 1: Facebook from a man that said my wife had been

632
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,920
Speaker 1: paying him for sex, and he thought I should know.

633
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,760
Speaker 1: I have not confronted my wife yet, but I'm trying

634
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 1: to find this dude. Steve, how should I handle this

635
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 1: that you can answer this one? I mean, man, I

636
00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:27,920
Speaker 1: don't know what I'm trying to find this dude. First,

637
00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:31,520
Speaker 1: of all, you're not married to the dude. You and

638
00:42:31,600 --> 00:42:35,960
Speaker 1: the dude took no vows. Your whole problem is your girl,

639
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 1: if there is a problem, now, it sounds quite strange

640
00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 1: that you would discover this charge. She says she's gonna

641
00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,279
Speaker 1: call the hotel and dispute it. And then right after

642
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 1: that a guy calls and says that your wife has

643
00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,879
Speaker 1: been paying him to have sex with her. That's a

644
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 1: big coincidence. So now me, I would do a little

645
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:02,280
Speaker 1: me personally. I would do a little forensic science gathering

646
00:43:02,280 --> 00:43:06,440
Speaker 1: of information, you know, stuff like that. I don't know

647
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 1: how you do that, but you know, you know, you

648
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 1: could find out if she was really there not. But

649
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,520
Speaker 1: your whole problem is with your wife. Your problem ain't

650
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 1: with this dude. But then his motivation for calling you

651
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 1: and telling you that is I think you ought to know.

652
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:28,840
Speaker 1: I can't get that call, all right, thank you, and

653
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:34,800
Speaker 1: none of them what I wanted to really say, trying

654
00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: to have the nephew is here with today's crying phone call.

655
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:45,360
Speaker 1: Right after this you're listening, coming up at the top

656
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:48,280
Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after it's today's

657
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,759
Speaker 1: strawberry letter. Oh, I got a good one for you

658
00:43:50,840 --> 00:43:57,200
Speaker 1: today subjects. I can't stand a sorry man. All right,

659
00:43:57,239 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 1: that's the subject right now. But that's not the letter.

660
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 1: I don't I don't write the answer to the letter.

661
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 1: We'll get to that in a minute, but first, the

662
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,799
Speaker 1: nephew is here with today's prank phone call. What you

663
00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:18,080
Speaker 1: got for us today? Now? Raymond in the cloud, Steve's

664
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 1: all time favorite, Raymond greatest in damn prank. That's your goat.

665
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 1: Uh all right, let's go catch up. Hello, Hello, Hey,

666
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 1: who can you hear me? Yeah? Ball? Who's there? This Raymond?

667
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:48,960
Speaker 1: Speak up? I can't hear you. Who this this Raymond? Man?

668
00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:52,719
Speaker 1: Speak up? I can't hear you. Who is this Raymond? Raymond?

669
00:44:53,960 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 1: Raymond vond is my sister brother? Yes, what's up? What's up? Man?

670
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:04,520
Speaker 1: What's up? Somebody them broke in the house, taking the

671
00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 1: house right now. I'm in the hold on, hold on,

672
00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:08,920
Speaker 1: hold on, man, I'm damn I batter. Can't hear what

673
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:13,400
Speaker 1: you're saying. Somebody? Then? Why somebody them broken house? And

674
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:16,400
Speaker 1: why they hear you're whispering? Because they're in the house

675
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 1: right now. I'm wait a minute, wait a minute, you're

676
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:21,760
Speaker 1: saying somebody there broke in the house and they steal

677
00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:25,080
Speaker 1: in there. Somebody, I'm broke in the house. I'm in

678
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:29,799
Speaker 1: the house. Now, hold on. You're saying, somebody that broke

679
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,279
Speaker 1: it to you damn house and they steal in there. Yes,

680
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:35,439
Speaker 1: what you're doing? See nothing there? Why you ain't calling

681
00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 1: the police. I'm in the closet. I'm in the closet

682
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 1: and I'm trying to get somebody to hold on. Hold on, Well,

683
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 1: I don't know what to do. Man. You're saying, somebody

684
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:54,120
Speaker 1: in the house, in your damn house, white, now, Okaya,

685
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:56,480
Speaker 1: where you live at? Where you live at? I'm hold

686
00:45:56,560 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 1: thirty six straight because I'm at thirty two and a half.

687
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:02,000
Speaker 1: You know what. Hold on, I'm gonna call them lossin'.

688
00:46:02,080 --> 00:46:05,160
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait, wait wait man, you know what what

689
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, don't call them, please, you've seen you

690
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:12,160
Speaker 1: to the house somebody for no piping to kill you,

691
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 1: and you're talking about you don't want them arrested. We

692
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:19,959
Speaker 1: got some illegal stuff. Don't call nobody. Don't wait a minute.

693
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: Wait wait, nah, you're saying, hold on. You're saying, don't

694
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:26,200
Speaker 1: call the damn loss you have, don't go to the house.

695
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 1: Don't call them. Cousin week they got it that's a

696
00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:38,080
Speaker 1: Nickels in the hould o doing? Man, what you gotta Man,

697
00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:41,719
Speaker 1: you know what is bad? Do you know what you're

698
00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 1: seeing your up in there? That's probably while they're in

699
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:47,600
Speaker 1: the house. Now you have set you up in the house.

700
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:51,279
Speaker 1: That's you, isn't there there? That's I guarantee you that

701
00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:59,480
Speaker 1: what you what you got in there? And you know what, Man,

702
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I'm gonna tell you the

703
00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: best thing to do even doing the people in your

704
00:47:03,600 --> 00:47:06,759
Speaker 1: house right now, you need the jumpers, let me call them. Man,

705
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,399
Speaker 1: you need to let me call the damn Low because

706
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:11,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you right now you can't get dona

707
00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:13,839
Speaker 1: do that. I'm gonna put you know what, Man, I'm

708
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:17,120
Speaker 1: gonna tell you. Don't call back. You'll say down now.

709
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you now, I get called the Low,

710
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:21,600
Speaker 1: I can call the long hold on. I can get

711
00:47:21,600 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 1: my wife the call right now. Don't call the police.

712
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:32,759
Speaker 1: Don't call them because it's too much lega my wife.

713
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:37,359
Speaker 1: Don man, But I'm gonna tell you something. Honestly, I

714
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,640
Speaker 1: can't do it. Thank you dame for to go down there. No,

715
00:47:39,719 --> 00:47:41,680
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something. I could call this Food's

716
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 1: contend to me. Don't even call the damn Low. You

717
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: know what, man, looking good dog, call to be honest

718
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 1: with you. I'm I ain't gonna go down there. I'm

719
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:51,040
Speaker 1: gonna tell you right down now, you know what. The

720
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:52,920
Speaker 1: first thing I'm gonna tell you Now, Now, I ain't

721
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 1: gonna take my down there first of us. They may

722
00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:58,040
Speaker 1: be tapping my damn lying and I ain't got to

723
00:47:58,080 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 1: do with this. You're gonna get done. Listen, man, Look,

724
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 1: I could call it nine one one baby. Look, go

725
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,720
Speaker 1: ahead and call them, because you know what, You're gonna

726
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 1: get your kid out there, and they don't know who

727
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: you are. Man, you know what, And I ain't gonna

728
00:48:12,520 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 1: still on this one with you so they can find out,

729
00:48:14,880 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: you know what, don't it's like call the Lot. I

730
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,759
Speaker 1: ain't getting that. I ain't man, you must get damn fool.

731
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 1: Ain't gonna get an that one. So I'm gonna call

732
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 1: you what you can do. Got I call the Low

733
00:48:24,719 --> 00:48:26,839
Speaker 1: after they had my wife right now, you know what.

734
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 1: You may not like it now, but you appreciate me later,

735
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:30,439
Speaker 1: because you know when you to get your monk heads.

736
00:48:30,440 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, wait a minute, just west, but I

737
00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:37,560
Speaker 1: think damn sign I think, man, you know this is

738
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:44,399
Speaker 1: some crazy got you to set your I'm gonna try

739
00:48:44,480 --> 00:48:49,919
Speaker 1: to shoot up for one, don't get up my calling.

740
00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 1: Damn low, damn fool. You gotta keep your monk heads

741
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 1: in that closet. I'm gonna tell you right now, you're

742
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 1: a damn fool. You walk out because I gonna tell

743
00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,360
Speaker 1: you now, they show gonna gell your stupid you know what.

744
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie to you. Man. The only thing

745
00:49:02,200 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 1: I can tell you, damn, I'm called the law. You're

746
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 1: gonna go down, and I'm gonna tell you not. I

747
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:08,319
Speaker 1: ain't going down with I don't know why you really

748
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 1: even call me unless you want from help, because I'm

749
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:11,960
Speaker 1: gonna tell you right now, I ain'twer the jump of

750
00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 1: the eyes myself nor my damn family. Only thing I

751
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,080
Speaker 1: could do I could help you out in one way.

752
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:19,560
Speaker 1: I'm called the law. Now, my wife got a cellphone.

753
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 1: What you want me to do? Will you get me?

754
00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:25,040
Speaker 1: You must be a damn boot. I'm not all. I

755
00:49:25,040 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 1: ain't going down. I ain't going you know what. Man.

756
00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 1: Look look, I can't get in there, and my wife

757
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 1: did atre to call the police. I'm gonna tell you

758
00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: right now they're gonna calm. Can't you can you? Can

759
00:49:36,560 --> 00:49:40,040
Speaker 1: you hear me? You can hear you? Your damn mouth

760
00:49:40,200 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 1: shut up? I'm shut him? Can you shut your damn

761
00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:47,800
Speaker 1: mouth right now? Can you hear me? Shut out? I

762
00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 1: don't know when the heights that's why they shoot the

763
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 1: shot him. Don't peek out that damn dope. Can I

764
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:56,919
Speaker 1: say something? Man? You need to shut your damn mouse.

765
00:49:57,080 --> 00:50:00,239
Speaker 1: Don't flu This is nephew timing from the steam even

766
00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 1: Harvey more to show you know what you just got

767
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:15,040
Speaker 1: pranked by? Man? Y'all just got you, y'all some dirty

768
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 1: I do dare well? Man, do you just got pranked

769
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:25,959
Speaker 1: by your boy? Win? Damn man? I'm sweating like hey,

770
00:50:26,320 --> 00:50:28,919
Speaker 1: pin up in his damn house with drawns oh, man

771
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,919
Speaker 1: up here, want to play with man? Look at here, boy,

772
00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:35,600
Speaker 1: I'm sweating like here. Why are you sweating? It was

773
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 1: from the dock because I damn should know when to

774
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: come down to the house. That's a show. I know

775
00:50:39,040 --> 00:50:42,680
Speaker 1: you weren't coming to I heard it in your voice.

776
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 1: I say, okay, you know what. He ain't coming to

777
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 1: get me. Man. I'm gonna be here right now. Man,

778
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:52,919
Speaker 1: I might need to take off some work boarded here. Hey,

779
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 1: let me ask you something, man, what is the baddest

780
00:50:56,239 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 1: radio show in the land. Can't be nobody but the

781
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey's Morning Show with Nephew Tommy with It's Crazy.

782
00:51:07,760 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.

783
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:20,440
Speaker 1: Are you talking about Veranda brother? Black women? Women? Wait? Women?

784
00:51:20,640 --> 00:51:29,600
Speaker 1: They were yeah? Man, you lie, shut you damn out shut.

785
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 1: You're gonna You're gonna get your more cast killed right now.

786
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:38,520
Speaker 1: Listen to what you want me to do. I'm calling law,

787
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 1: but that's all I can do. I ain't coming down there.

788
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 1: I ain't coming down there. I ain't got nothing to

789
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:48,359
Speaker 1: do with this hill. I'm calling law. What you want

790
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 1: me to do? What value Verrenda? What you want me

791
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,400
Speaker 1: to do? I don't don't know how you come up

792
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:01,120
Speaker 1: with him, Tommy, I really don't. Left side. Surely, let

793
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:02,799
Speaker 1: me explain something to you. A lot of people use

794
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:07,200
Speaker 1: the right side of anybody. Yeah, I use the majority

795
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:10,200
Speaker 1: of the time, okay, And that's where all the creative

796
00:52:10,239 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 1: stuff is on the left. And a lot of people

797
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 1: don't know that. A lot of people don't know how

798
00:52:13,560 --> 00:52:16,680
Speaker 1: to go there and use that side. Some people are

799
00:52:16,680 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 1: just stuck on the right. You know I'm just happen

800
00:52:18,680 --> 00:52:22,680
Speaker 1: to be blessed like that. Well, thank you for breaking

801
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: that down in your brain to the left. Okay, everything

802
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:35,880
Speaker 1: he does in his brain to the left. That's all right,

803
00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 1: thank you left brain people. All right, up next, it

804
00:52:41,239 --> 00:52:44,800
Speaker 1: is the Strawberry Letter. Subject I can't stand a sorry man.

805
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 1: We'll get into the letter right after this. Whatever, that's

806
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 1: not the letter. You're listening right now. It is time

807
00:52:56,680 --> 00:53:02,760
Speaker 1: for today's Strawberry Letter. And if you needed ice and relationships, dating, work, sex, parenting,

808
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 1: and more, please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey

809
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 1: f M. And click submit Strawberry a letter. Okay, we

810
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,799
Speaker 1: could be reading yours live on the air, just like

811
00:53:12,800 --> 00:53:15,680
Speaker 1: we're gonna do this one. Ready, nephew, let's go. Let's

812
00:53:15,719 --> 00:53:19,839
Speaker 1: go buckle up and old on tight. We got it

813
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:24,160
Speaker 1: for you here. It is just your very bletter. No,

814
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:29,880
Speaker 1: Billy D Williams was here, Yeah not hey, let me

815
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 1: be Billy D when I want to be Billy date.

816
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,719
Speaker 1: Let you be great? Yes, all right, here we go.

817
00:53:36,080 --> 00:53:42,919
Speaker 1: Thank you s Steve. Tommy remind me of Woodrow saying

818
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:53,880
Speaker 1: from this you have free subject I can't stand a

819
00:53:54,200 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 1: sorry man. Here, Stephen Shirley. I'm a thirty six year

820
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:01,760
Speaker 1: old single mother of four who met a very handsome

821
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 1: army vet at work back in twenty sixteen. After dating

822
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:08,799
Speaker 1: for six months, he told me that he had to

823
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:11,359
Speaker 1: move out of his rental home because the owners had

824
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:13,520
Speaker 1: sold it, and he asked me if he could stay

825
00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:17,319
Speaker 1: with me for a while. Against my better judgment, I

826
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: agreed to let him move in temporarily. A month later,

827
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:24,359
Speaker 1: he was laid off from his job. Two months after that,

828
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:28,080
Speaker 1: his car got repossessed, so he was unemployed and did

829
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:31,359
Speaker 1: not have transportation to go job hunting or to go

830
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,480
Speaker 1: on job interviews. While he was out of work and

831
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:37,880
Speaker 1: was not bringing money into the household, he cooked and

832
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:40,319
Speaker 1: cleaned and did all of the yard work, but I

833
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:44,239
Speaker 1: had to constantly prompt him to do these things. I

834
00:54:44,280 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 1: got fed up with coming home and seeing him on

835
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 1: the couch playing videos, so I gave him him an

836
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 1: ultimatum to find a job or lead. He has a

837
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,560
Speaker 1: job now, but he only makes enough money to take

838
00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:58,200
Speaker 1: care of himself and there's nothing left for bills or groceries.

839
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:02,080
Speaker 1: This has put a major rain on our relationship and

840
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:06,439
Speaker 1: intimacy because his lack of ambition is such a turn off.

841
00:55:06,600 --> 00:55:08,719
Speaker 1: I need for him to get out so I can

842
00:55:08,760 --> 00:55:10,680
Speaker 1: move on with my life. When I talk to him

843
00:55:10,719 --> 00:55:13,279
Speaker 1: about moving, he said he has no plans to leave

844
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:16,880
Speaker 1: anytime soon because he needs to save up some money first.

845
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:19,920
Speaker 1: I already have four children and I don't need a

846
00:55:19,960 --> 00:55:23,200
Speaker 1: fifth child. Stephen Shirley, please help me figure out how

847
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:28,240
Speaker 1: to get this grown man out of my house. Well,

848
00:55:28,520 --> 00:55:31,719
Speaker 1: you're absolutely right in saying this. This grown man has

849
00:55:31,840 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 1: got to get out of your home. He really does. Sometimes.

850
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:37,640
Speaker 1: You know, we as ladies, we're just a bit too nice,

851
00:55:37,800 --> 00:55:42,360
Speaker 1: aren't we, And we don't listen to ourselves, to our intuition,

852
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 1: do we. You sat against your better judgment, That was

853
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:50,360
Speaker 1: you telling yourself you shouldn't do this. So you already

854
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 1: knew when you allowed him to come into your home.

855
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:57,080
Speaker 1: And I don't care. No one is that handsome, no one.

856
00:55:57,480 --> 00:56:01,640
Speaker 1: All right, he's taking advantage of you, he's taking advantage

857
00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:05,240
Speaker 1: of your four kids. And now you know you cannot

858
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:07,440
Speaker 1: allow him to do this any longer. You gotta let

859
00:56:07,480 --> 00:56:12,400
Speaker 1: him know today, today, without any hesitation, without any second thought,

860
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:15,319
Speaker 1: that he has to go. If you're nervous, if you're

861
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 1: a little you know, apprehensive about doing it. Please have

862
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:21,719
Speaker 1: someone with you, preferably a mail or two or three.

863
00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:24,799
Speaker 1: You gotta have someone with you when you tell him.

864
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,240
Speaker 1: You also have to change the locks on the doors,

865
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:30,239
Speaker 1: all of that, pack his clothes, whatever you have to do,

866
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:33,759
Speaker 1: but this man has to go. Okay, you've gone over

867
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:36,000
Speaker 1: and beyond the call of duty with this vet, and

868
00:56:36,040 --> 00:56:39,600
Speaker 1: there's no need for you to do anything else except

869
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:43,759
Speaker 1: for show him the door the way out. Steve Well,

870
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:46,359
Speaker 1: this letter don't make no sense from the beginning. You're

871
00:56:46,440 --> 00:56:48,840
Speaker 1: thirty six year old single mother four. You met a

872
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 1: handsome army vet at work in twenty sixteen. After dating

873
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:56,640
Speaker 1: six months. He said he got to move out his

874
00:56:56,719 --> 00:56:59,719
Speaker 1: rental home because they sold him. Then he asks you

875
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:03,040
Speaker 1: could he comes stay for a while. See me right here,

876
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 1: I'd have already started counting people in rooms already. See

877
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:10,359
Speaker 1: y'all you got four kids that you love and take

878
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:13,040
Speaker 1: care of you thirty six. I don't know what you

879
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:16,320
Speaker 1: stay in with all in rooms, but I would have

880
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:20,000
Speaker 1: just started counting rooms and people. A month later, he

881
00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 1: got laid off from his job after he moved in,

882
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:28,560
Speaker 1: then got his car repossessed. See if you got put

883
00:57:28,560 --> 00:57:31,920
Speaker 1: out your rental house, your next move should be to

884
00:57:32,040 --> 00:57:36,000
Speaker 1: go get another rental house, not to come and leach

885
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:39,080
Speaker 1: off this woman, single mother trying to make ends me.

886
00:57:39,560 --> 00:57:42,400
Speaker 1: I mean, just right there, Why would you burden her

887
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:46,840
Speaker 1: with that? Now? She didn't know how burdensome you was

888
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:49,720
Speaker 1: gonna become. And then you went on and proved it.

889
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:53,120
Speaker 1: A month later you got laid off from your job.

890
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:56,720
Speaker 1: Two months after that, the car got repossessed. But how

891
00:57:56,760 --> 00:58:00,280
Speaker 1: they repossess his car? He ain't it worth so they

892
00:58:00,400 --> 00:58:03,120
Speaker 1: know where it worked. He ain't it work and he

893
00:58:03,160 --> 00:58:05,600
Speaker 1: ain't at his house called they took the house. How

894
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:09,960
Speaker 1: they know the car was over there? Job. I'm just

895
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 1: trying to I'm telling REPO people, ain't that good? Yeah? Man?

896
00:58:16,520 --> 00:58:21,600
Speaker 1: How did they? But in the third month, though stupid.

897
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 1: Then he wasn't out of work, He wasn't bringing it

898
00:58:24,520 --> 00:58:26,920
Speaker 1: no money into the house. He tried to cook and

899
00:58:27,040 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 1: clean and did the yard work, but you had to

900
00:58:29,480 --> 00:58:33,600
Speaker 1: constantly prompt him to do things. Then you coming home,

901
00:58:33,720 --> 00:58:38,000
Speaker 1: he owned the couch playing video games. So you're told

902
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:41,000
Speaker 1: him to find a job or leave. He got a

903
00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:44,560
Speaker 1: job now, but he only makes enough money to take

904
00:58:44,600 --> 00:58:47,920
Speaker 1: care of himself, and that's nothing left for Bill. The groceries.

905
00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:51,960
Speaker 1: I don't understand this. What is he doing with the

906
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 1: money if he ain't helping you with it? The card

907
00:58:54,960 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 1: note gone, the rent gone, and he still ain't pitching it. No,

908
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:04,760
Speaker 1: he ain't. Sorry, man, this dude right here is he's

909
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:08,240
Speaker 1: a little worse than sorry. But you you can't help

910
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 1: this woman at all with these folk kids. Whatever money

911
00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 1: you're making on to go into the pile to help out,

912
00:59:14,120 --> 00:59:17,040
Speaker 1: you've been living on it for months now. He has

913
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:20,280
Speaker 1: put a major strain on our relationship and intimate Hell, no,

914
00:59:20,360 --> 00:59:23,280
Speaker 1: I won't sleep with nobody broke. That's up in here.

915
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:25,640
Speaker 1: I'll slept with a broke land before. It's got to

916
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:28,320
Speaker 1: be hard here and here. Won't all this from you? What?

917
00:59:28,480 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 1: Come on now, let me have it. Come on, do

918
00:59:30,360 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 1: it to me, Come on home. Put your leg over here. Hey,

919
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:36,760
Speaker 1: you ain't working. Not putting my leg nowhere? This is

920
00:59:36,760 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 1: all I'm doing. Don't touch me. No, that's all right, Steve,

921
00:59:41,760 --> 00:59:44,280
Speaker 1: hold that thought. Okay, we're gonna have part two of

922
00:59:44,320 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 1: your response to the letter right after this. We'll be

923
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:52,880
Speaker 1: back at twenty three after you're listening. Come on, Steve,

924
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 1: let's recap today's Strawberry letter. The subject I can't stand

925
00:59:57,200 --> 01:00:00,160
Speaker 1: a sorry man. Sorry man made him here in the

926
01:00:00,200 --> 01:00:02,880
Speaker 1: military mood him and he fell out, lost his house.

927
01:00:03,280 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 1: She moved in with her. He loses his job, then

928
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:08,560
Speaker 1: took his car. He ain't paying rent. He paying at

929
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:11,439
Speaker 1: the lay and at the house watching videos. You coming home.

930
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:16,000
Speaker 1: You're getting frustrated. And now you say that him not

931
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 1: working and chipping in. And he got a job, but

932
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,439
Speaker 1: his job. Don't let him chip in because he needs

933
01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:26,960
Speaker 1: all money for herself. It has affected yo into us

934
01:00:28,040 --> 01:00:33,080
Speaker 1: sleeping with a broken man. God, that's got to be

935
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:41,040
Speaker 1: it has you was broken fople slept with you though,

936
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:46,920
Speaker 1: and it had to be What did you sleep with

937
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:50,560
Speaker 1: me for? You see, I'm homeless. All my stuff in

938
01:00:50,640 --> 01:00:54,600
Speaker 1: my car. We can't go nowhere without moving stuff. I

939
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:58,080
Speaker 1: had stuff in the passenger seat. Yeah, but you still

940
01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:01,760
Speaker 1: need love, you know, love you get, get a love

941
01:01:01,800 --> 01:01:04,760
Speaker 1: of somebody and give you something back. Looking too, Pope,

942
01:01:04,800 --> 01:01:07,640
Speaker 1: people do each other. I mean yeah, they do it

943
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:10,760
Speaker 1: all the time. Yeah, they do it too much too.

944
01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:14,560
Speaker 1: They really need to be somewhere sitting down. Then they

945
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:16,919
Speaker 1: mess around health baby and everybody up in here, Poe.

946
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,080
Speaker 1: Now now the baby don't even know what reality is.

947
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:21,600
Speaker 1: No more. He just struggling because y'all have made the

948
01:01:21,600 --> 01:01:25,080
Speaker 1: Iggnorant asked to sitting poe ass little baby sitting up

949
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 1: in here telling about why we ain't got no TV.

950
01:01:28,560 --> 01:01:31,840
Speaker 1: That's what the baby says. Where are you going with it? Mama?

951
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:42,440
Speaker 1: All these candles forward here? Man? Damn mama was having it.

952
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:45,960
Speaker 1: Why do we eat these corn flakes with this tap

953
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:51,000
Speaker 1: water on it? Mama? For dinner? Mama? Did we have

954
01:01:51,120 --> 01:01:54,240
Speaker 1: corn bread yesterday? Pop? Why I got to get hit

955
01:01:54,480 --> 01:01:58,800
Speaker 1: every time I asked bout this corn bread? Pop? Okay,

956
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:05,720
Speaker 1: damn my hands. Nothing about the damn corner. I'm in

957
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 1: the letter. This is the letter. The damn kids is

958
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:14,480
Speaker 1: complaining four Mama. I can't play the video game because

959
01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:20,200
Speaker 1: here now Mamaca Drome told me I can't sit on

960
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:24,760
Speaker 1: couch why TV? Because he playing Madden? Is he really

961
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:28,080
Speaker 1: a vet? Steve? I wanted to ask you that. Yeah, yeah, here,

962
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:31,320
Speaker 1: but he giving them a bad name. That's just like

963
01:02:31,800 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 1: cops is cool too, until they started getting bad name

964
01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:38,760
Speaker 1: for some bad cop. So anyway, I already have four children.

965
01:02:38,800 --> 01:02:42,400
Speaker 1: I don't need a film. Stephen Shelley, please help me

966
01:02:42,440 --> 01:02:44,640
Speaker 1: figure out how to get this grown man out minds.

967
01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:49,560
Speaker 1: I have a solution. You don't feel secure with him around.

968
01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:55,480
Speaker 1: All you got to do is say that anybody at

969
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:58,919
Speaker 1: the court and you will have a restraint in order.

970
01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:02,720
Speaker 1: He can't come within a hundred yards at that hour.

971
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:05,480
Speaker 1: And all you want is a restraining order. He got

972
01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,919
Speaker 1: to go. You know you asked him to leave. He

973
01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:12,560
Speaker 1: says he had to. This would killed me about side. Yes, people,

974
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:16,240
Speaker 1: you asked him to leave. He said, he has no

975
01:03:16,360 --> 01:03:18,880
Speaker 1: plans to leave anytime soon because he needs to save

976
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:22,479
Speaker 1: up money. Some money first. I don't give a damn

977
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:23,840
Speaker 1: what are you? Save it and go save it at

978
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:27,280
Speaker 1: your mama house. You got partners, go save it to

979
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:30,040
Speaker 1: one of the army vents house. Go back to the

980
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:32,240
Speaker 1: army and they ain't got bags for him or nothing.

981
01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:37,080
Speaker 1: I don't know how I work, but seemed like they

982
01:03:37,120 --> 01:03:39,880
Speaker 1: want to let you stay in the bag. Re sign up,

983
01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:43,280
Speaker 1: do basic training again, that a game six weeks, Get

984
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:48,040
Speaker 1: on back down that pass island volk Brad, get yourself

985
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:51,320
Speaker 1: signed up. That's it, lady, you need a restraining order.

986
01:03:51,400 --> 01:03:55,640
Speaker 1: He's worthless, and get the restraining order because you don't

987
01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:58,320
Speaker 1: feel safe. That's all you have to say. You don't

988
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:00,200
Speaker 1: need a court date. You just need to restraint. Ain't

989
01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:04,200
Speaker 1: that puts his ass out? You ain't sleeping with him,

990
01:04:04,200 --> 01:04:08,680
Speaker 1: no way. You know. He asked y'all having sex? He

991
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:15,040
Speaker 1: talking about whose is it's the banks, not yours? Ask

992
01:04:15,160 --> 01:04:22,680
Speaker 1: me who banks? Yeah, it's a lot going on. So

993
01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:27,320
Speaker 1: that's why I'm for her. It's trifling, Yeah I do.

994
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:30,800
Speaker 1: She's just thirty six, she's got four kids and this man,

995
01:04:30,920 --> 01:04:33,760
Speaker 1: and you know she met this dude. He armed event

996
01:04:33,840 --> 01:04:38,600
Speaker 1: You thinking, wow, discipline, Yeah, exactly, That's why I asked

997
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:43,080
Speaker 1: you that exact discipline people soldiers, military people are disciplined,

998
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:47,840
Speaker 1: people of honor, respectable, you know, you know, man, they

999
01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:52,480
Speaker 1: know how to complete the task, their teamwork. That's what

1000
01:04:52,600 --> 01:04:55,320
Speaker 1: I've always thought of when I think of military people,

1001
01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:58,840
Speaker 1: how they function and react in life. I know a

1002
01:04:58,880 --> 01:05:02,600
Speaker 1: lot of military p really really good folk man up

1003
01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:07,320
Speaker 1: early yea early dog. I'm talking about man. Yeah, neat

1004
01:05:09,040 --> 01:05:11,440
Speaker 1: cant he go on the upraising his voice on that

1005
01:05:11,720 --> 01:05:21,960
Speaker 1: Nott movie. Who You Holding? So now I'm working as

1006
01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:31,200
Speaker 1: just couching. Move it, you move it? This is crazy,

1007
01:05:32,320 --> 01:05:34,560
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, she's got to take care of her kids,

1008
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:38,280
Speaker 1: four kids, she's thirty six, She's just thirty six years old.

1009
01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:44,800
Speaker 1: He's not lady. Yeah, Shirley, you said Tommy was hands.

1010
01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:47,560
Speaker 1: You ain't seen me on my show. But I'm sexy.

1011
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:52,240
Speaker 1: You ain't seeing me, man, Sureley wear glass. Shut up?

1012
01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:55,760
Speaker 1: All right? Listen. Then when they describe, y'all said that

1013
01:05:55,800 --> 01:06:00,280
Speaker 1: ain't time. We gotta go. Guys, you can eat ls

1014
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:02,760
Speaker 1: or instagram us your thoughts on today's Strawberry letter at

1015
01:06:02,760 --> 01:06:08,440
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey FM. You're listening to show, all right, Steve,

1016
01:06:08,520 --> 01:06:12,240
Speaker 1: it is time for comedy Roulette and Jay explain it

1017
01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:16,080
Speaker 1: to us. Damn to roulette. This where we take bad subjects.

1018
01:06:16,080 --> 01:06:18,400
Speaker 1: We put the subjects on the wheel. We spun the

1019
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:21,600
Speaker 1: wheel around and around and around. Where the wheel stops,

1020
01:06:21,720 --> 01:06:25,760
Speaker 1: we'll do the damn thing. What are the subjects? You're ready?

1021
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:29,560
Speaker 1: Here we go. Number one, I apologize baby. This is

1022
01:06:29,600 --> 01:06:36,000
Speaker 1: the first time this has ever happened. Number two, Well,

1023
01:06:36,080 --> 01:06:39,680
Speaker 1: when is the baby going to sleep? That is me?

1024
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:43,760
Speaker 1: Number three? How long is he going to stay in

1025
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:50,640
Speaker 1: the sixth grade? Once again? Number four, Well you're big

1026
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:55,040
Speaker 1: and bad. Come on down here. Okay. Number five, I

1027
01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:58,800
Speaker 1: didn't get fired. They just tripping at the job, didn't

1028
01:06:59,240 --> 01:07:02,320
Speaker 1: they tripping? And here's a bonus number six. If you

1029
01:07:02,400 --> 01:07:05,680
Speaker 1: buy cheap stuff, it doesn't last. All right, all right,

1030
01:07:05,760 --> 01:07:17,919
Speaker 1: all right, it's been a day when you want Jay,

1031
01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:21,480
Speaker 1: you did not want number one. I apologize, baby, this

1032
01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:26,520
Speaker 1: is the first time this has ever happened. That one.

1033
01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:30,840
Speaker 1: You know, the problem is you. You is the problem.

1034
01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:34,560
Speaker 1: I take concentrate because of you. You're doing something to

1035
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:37,880
Speaker 1: me make me lose my concentration, and whatever it is,

1036
01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:50,240
Speaker 1: stop it. You need to focus. Was personal that I

1037
01:07:50,920 --> 01:07:55,160
Speaker 1: wanted to stop. Man, Okay, well look at, look at

1038
01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:58,000
Speaker 1: I want to apologize. This has never happen volt but

1039
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Speaker 1: me and the microwave went off at the same time.

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01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:16,519
Speaker 1: I want to say, I'm sorry. No, I was through. Listen, listen, listen, listen.

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01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:19,880
Speaker 1: I apologize. This is the first time this has ever happened.

1042
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:25,000
Speaker 1: I dreamed I was peeing, all right, That's why we

1043
01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:27,880
Speaker 1: both laying here with saying, this is the third time

1044
01:08:32,960 --> 01:08:40,320
Speaker 1: I was being in my dream. When you're twelve, you

1045
01:08:40,400 --> 01:08:52,080
Speaker 1: can't have come on, baby, baby, baby, I'm sorry. I

1046
01:08:52,120 --> 01:09:03,799
Speaker 1: didn't know it was your mama, Dale. I had no idea.

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Speaker 1: Al Right, listen, I'm next more of this crazy ignorant show.

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show right after this. You're listening show,

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Speaker 1: Lock them up, all right, Lock them up? Okay, everybody

1050
01:09:23,280 --> 01:09:28,720
Speaker 1: knows somebody that's considered good people. You know good people. Oh,

1051
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:34,559
Speaker 1: keep to themselves, always speaking. My theory is lockday ass

1052
01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:37,519
Speaker 1: up because they can't be trusted. They up to something,

1053
01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:41,840
Speaker 1: up to something, you know what. People like that. The

1054
01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:46,880
Speaker 1: people who are always helping old people, always going over there.

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01:09:47,080 --> 01:09:50,000
Speaker 1: How you doing, miss Johnson? You got enoughded? Lock the

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01:09:50,120 --> 01:09:54,120
Speaker 1: ass something. They up to something something, you know what

1057
01:09:54,160 --> 01:09:57,719
Speaker 1: I'm doing. People who drive the church bus, singing the choiet,

1058
01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:02,080
Speaker 1: just so good to help out. Lock dass up, something

1059
01:10:02,120 --> 01:10:05,880
Speaker 1: going out here. I'm going on you driving the church was?

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01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:11,680
Speaker 1: I don't trust you? Damn people up to something? You

1061
01:10:11,800 --> 01:10:16,280
Speaker 1: just driving the church? Was? You ain't getting bad like that?

1062
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:22,639
Speaker 1: Ass up. People have a party. They have a party

1063
01:10:22,640 --> 01:10:24,960
Speaker 1: and tell you because the ignorant, right, he ain't never

1064
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:29,439
Speaker 1: heard of. Don't bring nothing, Just bring yourself. Oh come on,

1065
01:10:31,320 --> 01:10:36,080
Speaker 1: lock dass up, upset with it? Steve up him, up

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01:10:37,120 --> 01:10:40,040
Speaker 1: him and share a lock into his party. People who

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01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:42,680
Speaker 1: see your trash cans out by the curb, then you

1068
01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:45,320
Speaker 1: leave and they roll them back up to your house.

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01:10:45,360 --> 01:10:48,360
Speaker 1: Just gonna be nice. Lock them up, lock dass up.

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01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:55,960
Speaker 1: Body asks you to roll nobody damn tash the first

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01:10:56,000 --> 01:10:58,519
Speaker 1: person at work, you know, the first always that works.

1072
01:10:58,720 --> 01:11:02,000
Speaker 1: You have the light zone. Make sure the internet is working,

1073
01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:04,800
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Got donuts for every damn body?

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01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:13,799
Speaker 1: What's that about that sounds like you comment is only

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01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:20,200
Speaker 1: a comment in break. People don't come to work and

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01:11:20,320 --> 01:11:25,360
Speaker 1: speak to every damn man. Make sure, cubicle, how you

1077
01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:28,280
Speaker 1: doing today? I want your weekend at your damn didn't

1078
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:32,160
Speaker 1: have my weekend work? What you up to? Why you

1079
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:41,479
Speaker 1: got to know about people's weekends? People are always looking

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01:11:41,479 --> 01:11:43,240
Speaker 1: out for you, you know, like if you go out

1081
01:11:43,240 --> 01:11:46,439
Speaker 1: of time, they make sure to get your newspapers. Man

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01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:54,800
Speaker 1: stuff lest my stuff, Pilot, I don't need no. I

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01:11:54,880 --> 01:11:59,080
Speaker 1: don't know you're gonna do my man? Why are you

1084
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:03,760
Speaker 1: looking at my man? Ye? Did I ask you if

1085
01:12:03,800 --> 01:12:06,600
Speaker 1: the mail man keep living at that damn it? You

1086
01:12:06,640 --> 01:12:09,160
Speaker 1: do the same damn thing. Yeah, you do the same thing.

1087
01:12:09,280 --> 01:12:14,800
Speaker 1: I don't like for my mail, the pilot. Know what?

1088
01:12:15,360 --> 01:12:18,320
Speaker 1: People are always having baked sale? Oh we kind of

1089
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:24,559
Speaker 1: raised money for the neighborhood. What is that about? You

1090
01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:27,320
Speaker 1: bringing baked goods at your house to sell to people

1091
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:31,280
Speaker 1: in the neighborhood. You're up to something. You don't know

1092
01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:34,559
Speaker 1: everybody in the neighborhood. Yeah, you know people who bring

1093
01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:37,240
Speaker 1: soup over to your house when you're sick. I heard

1094
01:12:37,280 --> 01:12:40,320
Speaker 1: you was under the weather. I brought you some soup.

1095
01:12:41,600 --> 01:12:48,040
Speaker 1: Nobody asks you for no damn sup Yeah. Yeah, So

1096
01:12:48,400 --> 01:12:50,680
Speaker 1: your car broke down and somebody just pull over and

1097
01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:59,559
Speaker 1: fix your car. Damn always picking up the tab always,

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01:12:59,840 --> 01:13:09,400
Speaker 1: I get it, I get it. I got too good jobs.

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01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:13,000
Speaker 1: What is that about? I got to give him a

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01:13:13,080 --> 01:13:32,280
Speaker 1: side out about you buying Sally? Yeah, babysit about can't

1101
01:13:32,320 --> 01:13:39,519
Speaker 1: be n diet anybody asks you to be nazy? Oh? Man, man,

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01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:42,080
Speaker 1: what about it? I'm a woman. I dropped something on

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01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:44,160
Speaker 1: the floor and the guy picks it up. I ain't

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01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:53,080
Speaker 1: picking it up up. That's a true statement, that's a

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01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:56,720
Speaker 1: true state. All right, we'll be back with more of

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01:13:56,800 --> 01:14:03,240
Speaker 1: the Steam Harvey Morning Show right after you're listening to show.

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01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:09,160
Speaker 1: How are you guys feeling about this whole mask confusion

1108
01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:13,880
Speaker 1: mandate situation going on? What break it down to me?

1109
01:14:15,080 --> 01:14:17,960
Speaker 1: Lay it all the way up? Well, you know see

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01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:21,080
Speaker 1: the Yeah, the CDC came out with the rule that

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01:14:21,280 --> 01:14:24,599
Speaker 1: if you've been fully vaccinated. You don't have to wear

1112
01:14:24,680 --> 01:14:31,599
Speaker 1: your mask indoors, Yeah, indoors. But then some stories say

1113
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:33,840
Speaker 1: you you do have they want you to still wear

1114
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:38,280
Speaker 1: your mask inside, you know. So it's kind of confusing.

1115
01:14:38,439 --> 01:14:40,240
Speaker 1: And the other thing is how do you know who's

1116
01:14:40,280 --> 01:14:43,160
Speaker 1: been vaccinated or not? You know, it's we're on the

1117
01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:46,000
Speaker 1: honor system where we have to believe people. I'm wearing

1118
01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:49,759
Speaker 1: my mank yeah yeah, yeah, I'm because I don't trust

1119
01:14:49,840 --> 01:14:54,320
Speaker 1: people exactly, and it's too many people that's just dumb

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Speaker 1: about this whole thing. So I still I still wear

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01:14:58,479 --> 01:15:03,920
Speaker 1: my mask. Yeah yeah, Now I'm fascinated. And I told

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01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,920
Speaker 1: you I ate Chitten's for thirty eight years, so I'm

1123
01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:15,720
Speaker 1: like completely protected and you believe them. Thirty eight years

1124
01:15:15,800 --> 01:15:19,519
Speaker 1: of chitteness has prevented anything from taking hold and my

1125
01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:25,720
Speaker 1: system at all. Get running up out of it, flu

1126
01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:28,679
Speaker 1: fluke going down there and run up into that rhythm.

1127
01:15:28,920 --> 01:15:32,360
Speaker 1: Chien j more. Get out of here, you're a crazy

1128
01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:36,920
Speaker 1: speak your ass out of here. The vaccine and chitten hi, Hell,

1129
01:15:36,920 --> 01:15:41,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get COVID one. The more of the Harpy

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01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:43,800
Speaker 1: Morning Show coming up in thirty three minutes after the hour.

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01:15:43,880 --> 01:15:47,360
Speaker 1: Don't say chitlings anymore? Right after this, nobody saying that

1132
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:54,080
Speaker 1: you're listening morning show? All right, Steve J. Anthony Brown,

1133
01:15:54,200 --> 01:15:57,960
Speaker 1: who you've asked to be ignorant today, is here with

1134
01:15:58,280 --> 01:16:01,800
Speaker 1: phrases that will break up a friend. Basically, these are

1135
01:16:02,439 --> 01:16:04,960
Speaker 1: roommate rules, and when you got on your own, you

1136
01:16:05,040 --> 01:16:06,960
Speaker 1: might have to get a roommatee to branch out. But

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01:16:07,000 --> 01:16:10,000
Speaker 1: there's some rules you should live by if you get

1138
01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:13,600
Speaker 1: a roommate. First room, If you don't put it in

1139
01:16:13,680 --> 01:16:16,519
Speaker 1: the fridge, damn it, don't take it out the fridge.

1140
01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:25,479
Speaker 1: How about that? Yeah, at work, the same thing, samething.

1141
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:29,519
Speaker 1: You and your significant others should not haul the living room.

1142
01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:32,720
Speaker 1: Take that nasty stuff to your bedroom. Okay, all right,

1143
01:16:33,080 --> 01:16:37,240
Speaker 1: people live here. Other people live here too, all right. Yeah,

1144
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:41,759
Speaker 1: don't go in your roommate's room for a damn thing. Okay,

1145
01:16:42,439 --> 01:16:45,760
Speaker 1: that makes sense. Why are you in here? What you're

1146
01:16:45,800 --> 01:16:48,639
Speaker 1: doing in here? Ain't nothing here for you. If your

1147
01:16:48,760 --> 01:16:53,360
Speaker 1: girlfriend or your boyfriend like eggs, bacon, cheese, alcohol or

1148
01:16:53,439 --> 01:16:57,200
Speaker 1: whatever cereal, make sure they bring it with their ass

1149
01:16:57,280 --> 01:17:04,040
Speaker 1: when they come over. Okay. If if that's what they like,

1150
01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:07,720
Speaker 1: make sure make sure they got that in the bag

1151
01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:11,040
Speaker 1: when they come in the door. Okay, that's all I'm saying.

1152
01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:14,439
Speaker 1: If your boyfriend for the ladies, if your boyfriend man

1153
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:17,320
Speaker 1: man likes to play video game, you need a big

1154
01:17:17,439 --> 01:17:23,680
Speaker 1: screen TV for his ass in your room. Okay. But

1155
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:26,040
Speaker 1: this is this is a good rule right here. We

1156
01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:28,960
Speaker 1: all sh you to buy body. Nobody who is a

1157
01:17:29,120 --> 01:17:33,919
Speaker 1: roommate is allowed to date anybody that's been to prison. Nobody.

1158
01:17:39,360 --> 01:17:43,720
Speaker 1: You gotta make sure your room. You know, you gotta go.

1159
01:17:44,439 --> 01:17:47,080
Speaker 1: You gotta check all your stuff off because he no,

1160
01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:51,040
Speaker 1: we can't. All right, If you got a Christian roommate

1161
01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:53,800
Speaker 1: and you're not a Christian, let me tell you Christian something.

1162
01:17:54,200 --> 01:17:58,439
Speaker 1: Who who ever sleeps with, who who ever sleeps with,

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01:17:59,280 --> 01:18:06,400
Speaker 1: dain't your dad, I've been Okay, Okay, last one, If

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Speaker 1: the rent is due on the foast the foist, we'll

1165
01:18:10,760 --> 01:18:12,840
Speaker 1: read that we paid the rent. We don't want to

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Speaker 1: rent on the second third, four, fifth, six, seven, eight, ninth, tenth, eleven, twelfth, thirteenth, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteenth, nineteen, twenty,

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Speaker 1: twenty one, twenty two, twenty three, six, twenty seven, twenty eight,

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Speaker 1: twenty nine, thirty we wanted on the foet. Okay, that's okay.

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Speaker 1: It's going down July the eighteen to break Out Art

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Speaker 1: in Comedy show at five three three Climpson Road starring

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Speaker 1: Miss jess Amy and your Shulie j D. Brown Cold

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Speaker 1: the event Bright. To get your tickets. We got music

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01:18:51,280 --> 01:18:56,120
Speaker 1: by Dayton Dayton Lewis y'all and Nick Day and Night.

1174
01:18:56,439 --> 01:18:58,680
Speaker 1: Get your tickets go to event Bright y'all. All right,

1175
01:18:58,720 --> 01:19:00,960
Speaker 1: we'll be back with the cloth. Today has been a

1176
01:19:01,000 --> 01:19:03,960
Speaker 1: good day. Um, we'll be back to clutter show yeh.

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Speaker 1: With Steve's closing remarks coming up at forty nine after

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Speaker 1: the hour. Right after this you're listening to all right Steve,

1179
01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:15,600
Speaker 1: here we are last break of the day, and of

1180
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:18,080
Speaker 1: course it is time for you to leave us. With

1181
01:19:18,360 --> 01:19:22,200
Speaker 1: some closing remarks. I want to give you some encouragement

1182
01:19:22,960 --> 01:19:26,800
Speaker 1: on your role to success. I've often said a million

1183
01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:30,440
Speaker 1: times that the role to success is always under construction.

1184
01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:36,080
Speaker 1: That you can expect the pitfalls, to set backs, the detools,

1185
01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:40,280
Speaker 1: the working men at work, so forth and so on. Well,

1186
01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:44,320
Speaker 1: what I want to remind you of is that you

1187
01:19:44,560 --> 01:19:50,240
Speaker 1: can win if you can fight through the clutter. And

1188
01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:53,439
Speaker 1: one of the best ways that I can give you

1189
01:19:53,560 --> 01:19:57,560
Speaker 1: to fight through the clutter. You have to have a

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01:19:57,680 --> 01:20:02,080
Speaker 1: relationship with God. Odd I mean, it's just really the

1191
01:20:02,200 --> 01:20:05,639
Speaker 1: best way to fight through the clutter because you really

1192
01:20:05,800 --> 01:20:13,320
Speaker 1: don't know how exactly to become successful. You really don't

1193
01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:17,000
Speaker 1: know exactly how, I mean. And the reason I know

1194
01:20:17,120 --> 01:20:19,879
Speaker 1: you don't know exactly how it is because you've probably

1195
01:20:20,040 --> 01:20:24,600
Speaker 1: aimed for something that in order to achieve it you

1196
01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:29,320
Speaker 1: really do need God's help. So it's nothing wrong when

1197
01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:34,240
Speaker 1: you don't know exactly how you're going to make it,

1198
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:38,799
Speaker 1: because what that means is you have aspired to something

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Speaker 1: so great that in order for it to happen, you

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01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:45,400
Speaker 1: absolutely have to have God's help. That's where you want

1201
01:20:45,439 --> 01:20:47,640
Speaker 1: to be. You want to be on a mission that

1202
01:20:47,800 --> 01:20:50,880
Speaker 1: keeps you awake at night. You want to be on

1203
01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:54,560
Speaker 1: a mission man that makes you wake up early. You

1204
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:57,320
Speaker 1: want to be on a mission that requires you to

1205
01:20:57,520 --> 01:21:00,760
Speaker 1: pray constantly. You want to be on a mission man

1206
01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:04,840
Speaker 1: where you seek the advice and help of other people.

1207
01:21:05,400 --> 01:21:07,920
Speaker 1: That's in a higher position. You want to be on

1208
01:21:08,040 --> 01:21:14,680
Speaker 1: a mission where not achieving it becomes absolutely unacceptable. But

1209
01:21:14,840 --> 01:21:18,840
Speaker 1: to get there, you gotta fight through the clutter. And

1210
01:21:19,040 --> 01:21:22,800
Speaker 1: the biggest form of clutter in your mind is the

1211
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:28,920
Speaker 1: actual figuring it out. Can you remember back on how

1212
01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:32,000
Speaker 1: many times you've tried to figure something out your life?

1213
01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:34,840
Speaker 1: Your next move, who to call, who to talk to,

1214
01:21:35,400 --> 01:21:37,640
Speaker 1: whether to try to sell them, how to sell them,

1215
01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:40,439
Speaker 1: what to buy, how to buy? If you go back

1216
01:21:40,520 --> 01:21:43,760
Speaker 1: over all your life of you figuring out my next move?

1217
01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:46,519
Speaker 1: Should I go to school? Should I not go to school?

1218
01:21:46,560 --> 01:21:48,600
Speaker 1: Should I get a degree in this? Should I not

1219
01:21:48,760 --> 01:21:50,720
Speaker 1: get a degree in this? Should I apply for that

1220
01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:52,880
Speaker 1: job or this job? Should I go over here because

1221
01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:55,880
Speaker 1: they pay a little bit more but just has better stability.

1222
01:21:56,240 --> 01:21:59,080
Speaker 1: I don't know, but you've constantly been trying to work

1223
01:21:59,160 --> 01:22:03,000
Speaker 1: that out. That's exhausting and it keeps your mind cluttered.

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Speaker 1: I was reading in my daily meditation, how when you

1225
01:22:06,200 --> 01:22:09,640
Speaker 1: clutter your mind up with the how to you remove

1226
01:22:10,080 --> 01:22:13,880
Speaker 1: God's presence in your life? Because He's always hovering and

1227
01:22:14,040 --> 01:22:16,960
Speaker 1: standing close by to come in and comfort you and

1228
01:22:17,120 --> 01:22:19,680
Speaker 1: be beside you and help you make these decisions. But

1229
01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:23,000
Speaker 1: if you never invite him in, if you never invite

1230
01:22:23,080 --> 01:22:26,000
Speaker 1: him to make the decisions, if you never allow his

1231
01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:31,519
Speaker 1: presence to come and calm you down. Man, sometimes you

1232
01:22:31,640 --> 01:22:35,160
Speaker 1: just need calming, you know. When you could deal with

1233
01:22:35,280 --> 01:22:37,040
Speaker 1: a lot of this stuff that you're going through a

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01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:40,360
Speaker 1: lot better if you will had just a calming effect.

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01:22:40,960 --> 01:22:44,680
Speaker 1: The calming effect, that's the peace you get when you

1236
01:22:44,840 --> 01:22:48,400
Speaker 1: form a relationship with God. God calms you down because

1237
01:22:48,439 --> 01:22:51,839
Speaker 1: you know he got your back, you know he's in control.

1238
01:22:52,320 --> 01:22:54,560
Speaker 1: He know he got your best interests at heart, you

1239
01:22:54,640 --> 01:22:57,200
Speaker 1: know that he's behind the scenes working on your behalf.

1240
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Speaker 1: When you have that type of relationship, it cools you out.

1241
01:23:02,080 --> 01:23:08,400
Speaker 1: You can chill. You can't do anything about tomorrow, so

1242
01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:12,240
Speaker 1: worrying about it doesn't affect it. Now. I'm not saying

1243
01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:14,960
Speaker 1: and sitting here that you're not supposed to plan, that

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Speaker 1: you're not supposed to have dreams and aspirations, because you do.

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Speaker 1: But in all my dreams of aspirations, all the things

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Speaker 1: I want, I've had to learn to be flexible because

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Speaker 1: what I want and what God has for me it

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Speaker 1: is oftentimes two different things. But can I share something

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Speaker 1: with you? The thing that God has for you is

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Speaker 1: way better than anything anything you could possibly plan. You

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Speaker 1: can't figure it the way he does. His thoughts is

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Speaker 1: way up there, man, his ways is way up there.

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Speaker 1: You can't outfigure God. God can take a very very

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Speaker 1: dismal situation folks and turn it into pure gold for

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Speaker 1: you when they are lining themselves against you. If God

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Speaker 1: is with you, who can be against you? So let

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Speaker 1: them line up. If you know you got a relationship

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Speaker 1: with God, and you know you're not over there by yourself,

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Speaker 1: why would you be afraid of someone lining up against you?

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Speaker 1: Let them line up. You're talking to somebody who knows

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Speaker 1: this all too well. They have lined up against me

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Speaker 1: in numbers. But guess what, they can't do nothing to me.

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Speaker 1: God don't a lie. And even if you do do it,

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Speaker 1: it doesn't mean it has the effect of the desired

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Speaker 1: effect on me that you wanted to. And so that's

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Speaker 1: the same thing with you. Because of this relationship with God,

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Speaker 1: you don't have to be in and react to every

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Speaker 1: time somebody don't like a picture or make a bad

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Speaker 1: comment or put a false falsehood out there about you.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to react to all of that because

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Speaker 1: you have peace in a relationship with God. You got

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Speaker 1: to form this relationship, y'all. You have to. It's imperative

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Speaker 1: to who you are. Any thing about formally relationship. You

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Speaker 1: don't have to clear with nobody, but you ain't got

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Speaker 1: to even tell nobody you're doing it. You can show

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Speaker 1: them a different you. You don't have to make an admission.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking to God every day, trying to become a

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Speaker 1: better person. You ain't gotta tell nobody that. Just do it.

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Speaker 1: Just do it. That's all you've got to do. All right,

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Speaker 1: those are my closing remarks. All right, drop it, it's

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Speaker 1: drop thank you sir. Yeah. Can I tell you? For

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