Speaker 1: Saw us on the side.
Speaker 2: Hello, it's Gandhi and I'm here with my girl Diamond,
Speaker 2: who I have to say, I think, Diamond, you are
Speaker 2: becoming a superstar. Really yeah, I think people really like you,
Speaker 2: which is a shocking.
Speaker 1: It is very shocking the first time in my entire
Speaker 1: life the people, damn lie, people hated me growing up. Kidding,
Speaker 1: go ahead, go on, Yeah, they hated me. Girls hated me.
Speaker 2: I don't know what an interesting statement. I always find
Speaker 2: it questionable when people say that did.
Speaker 1: Girls hate you for no reason? Or were you hateable?
Speaker 1: I probably was hateable, but a lot of these girls
Speaker 1: didn't even really know me, so it's just why they
Speaker 1: did you. I guess boys, it's not my fault boys
Speaker 1: liked me?
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 1: They just hated me?
Speaker 2: No, I met boys like you, Oh honey whatever, anyway,
Speaker 2: Were you a mean girl?
Speaker 1: No, but I had potential to be so like I
Speaker 1: was mean to people for no reason, like, which is
Speaker 1: why I was so shocking when people like I got
Speaker 1: to high school and people really didn't like me, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh what did I do?
Speaker 3: Oh? Okay? Whatever?
Speaker 2: Interesting?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: I you know, like I live in a certain land
Speaker 2: of delusion. For the most part, where I'm like, nobody
Speaker 2: dislikes me until you know you have a reason to
Speaker 2: dislike me. Why would you make me any character in
Speaker 2: your story if we don't know each other and I've
Speaker 2: never met you or talk to you or done anything
Speaker 2: to you, that can't be true. And then I found
Speaker 2: out who it is. No, yeah, that's a bummer.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think it's kind of fun.
Speaker 2: I used to like you, like really be upset you
Speaker 2: like meing the villain?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Okay, I take pride in it because I'm like, hey,
Speaker 1: you made me this way. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2: I told you I want everyone to lean into their
Speaker 2: villain era because I feel like I've been living in
Speaker 2: that space for quite some time. And you know me,
Speaker 2: I hear what you're saying, and I accept what you're
Speaker 2: saying to me because that's how you feel, and I
Speaker 2: cannot talk you out of your feelings.
Speaker 1: But if you were to ask.
Speaker 2: Me do I think I'm a villain? I would never
Speaker 2: say yes. I don't think I'm a villain at all. Uh,
Speaker 2: here we go, Okay, No, go ahead.
Speaker 1: I don't don't trust villain. I was gonna say, I
Speaker 1: don't think you're a villain on purpose. But I do
Speaker 1: think that you do things sometimes that are like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like I say this all the time, like the
Speaker 1: mischievous kid in the classroom who just wants to see
Speaker 1: the classroom something in it catch on fire.
Speaker 2: No, I mean, for sure, I do that kind of
Speaker 2: stuff like I would. I like, I'm I will say
Speaker 2: this all the time. I feel like I'm the youngest child.
Speaker 2: I like to needle and poke people and play around
Speaker 2: with them because that's my love language. We're playing well,
Speaker 2: or so I think we're playing, and then you know,
Speaker 2: you quickly find out other people do not feel the
Speaker 2: same way. No, yeah, that's a bummer. We got a
Speaker 2: lot of bummer things happening here. But I've also decided
Speaker 2: I don't care anymore if people do think that I'm
Speaker 2: the bad guy, because I know my intentions and I
Speaker 2: know what I'm trying to do, and if people have
Speaker 2: a problem with it, then that, to me might just
Speaker 2: be their problem because I'm never operating out of a
Speaker 2: place of being mean, and if I f up, I
Speaker 2: will apologize for it.
Speaker 1: Wait, so you're never operating in a place of being
Speaker 1: from a place of being Oh.
Speaker 2: I don't know all the time, And I don't purposely
Speaker 2: try to be mean to people.
Speaker 1: Why not we need to be meaner we do.
Speaker 2: I think that might be like the problem with the
Speaker 2: world at the moment is everybody is sort of feeling
Speaker 2: that same thing and on that same page. And I
Speaker 2: think you would be so shocked in so many instances
Speaker 2: when two people are being shitty to each other, if
Speaker 2: one just breaks and is nice, usually the other person
Speaker 2: will as well. And I think it just takes that
Speaker 2: first step of like the white flag. Hey man, let's calm,
Speaker 2: let's all calm down.
Speaker 1: No, if you give me a reason to be mean,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna take it to the grave. We're gonna be
Speaker 1: mean forever. What's of it?
Speaker 2: What is a reason that you think there is to
Speaker 2: be mean?
Speaker 1: Uh, if someone does something that could ruin your reputation
Speaker 1: or like your livelihood or something like that, oh it's war,
Speaker 1: or like they do something that really hurts your feelings
Speaker 1: or like intentionally okay, or something that is mean toward
Speaker 1: people that you love. I think those grounds for war forever. Okay, start,
Speaker 1: we'll finish.
Speaker 2: I understand that. So you're very much like an eye
Speaker 2: for an eye, let's all be blind. I get that
Speaker 2: sometimes I do. I mean, if somebody tried to specifically
Speaker 2: come for me on purpose and be crappy to me, yes,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to be nice to that person. But
Speaker 2: I don't think I ever fire the first shots. I
Speaker 2: try not. No, I don't have unintentionally, but I try
Speaker 2: not to.
Speaker 1: If you have, I think it's been unintentionally. But also
Speaker 1: I don't know you. I only know you here.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty much the same. I actually think people get
Speaker 2: a way better version of me here. This is the
Speaker 2: most like buttoned up and put together that I ever
Speaker 2: am in my life is here. So this is like
Speaker 2: my best foot forward here a mess outside of here?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but okay, how are you two people not on
Speaker 1: the street, but like people like not here at work,
Speaker 1: but not people that you've grown up with or know
Speaker 1: you closely.
Speaker 2: Like random people or just like acquaintances.
Speaker 1: Let's go with acquaintances, because random people. I think we're
Speaker 1: all nice to random people. To be mean to a
Speaker 1: person you don't know, like on the street that holds
Speaker 1: the door for you or something like that, it's just
Speaker 1: insanely weird.
Speaker 2: But how am I to acquaintances? I mean, do I
Speaker 2: like them? Or do I not? I think you know
Speaker 2: me well enough. If I don't like someone, I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna be mean to them. I just act like I
Speaker 2: cannot see them and go about my business.
Speaker 1: You do, Yeah, you absolutely do. I love every second
Speaker 1: of it. Ten out of ten.
Speaker 2: There was a person here for a while who crust me,
Speaker 2: you see, so, so.
Speaker 1: If he or she was to come to you, yeah,
Speaker 1: with kindness in twenty twenty six, Yeah, would you still
Speaker 1: hold grudu or would you be over it and move
Speaker 1: forward in a nice way?
Speaker 2: I would probably move forward. What I don't ever listen
Speaker 2: if you can see the errors of your ways, the
Speaker 2: error of your ways, and you want to address it
Speaker 2: and say sorry, I aft that up. I was an
Speaker 2: idiot and super stupid and I shouldn't have done all
Speaker 2: of those things.
Speaker 1: That I did.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, we can move on. I won't trust you again.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna We're not gonna be besties, we're not
Speaker 2: gonna hang out. But I also won't ic you out
Speaker 2: to where you know, Like I'm talking and you walk
Speaker 2: into a room and I walk out.
Speaker 1: I know you all loved it. I loved I lived
Speaker 1: for it. Okay, you're better than me. I could forgive
Speaker 1: but I'm still never gonna talk to you.
Speaker 2: Can we talk about that you're better than me? That
Speaker 2: is black people's way of saying that's stupid.
Speaker 1: No, it's my way of saying you're better that I
Speaker 1: wouldn't be able.
Speaker 2: To do it is it is a condescending bless your heart.
Speaker 1: No, it is kind of like a bless your heart
Speaker 1: if you like it, I love it, babes, you know
Speaker 1: something like that. But like, how would you have handled
Speaker 1: that situation? Never speak to you again? And I honestly
Speaker 1: I would look for something to put in my arsenal
Speaker 1: and use it immediately.
Speaker 2: I don't care about that, like, see you're better than me,
Speaker 2: because it would be war forever. Yeah, I just I
Speaker 2: feel like, generally speaking, and this is not all the time.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that at some point somebody will cross me
Speaker 2: in a way that maybe I do just want to
Speaker 2: get vengeance all the time. And we joke about this
Speaker 2: on the show because I'm like revenge sometimes there needs
Speaker 2: to be prevenge. If you suspect somebody's gonna do something,
Speaker 2: you strike.
Speaker 1: But you know, I'm kidding. I'm not really serious about that.
Speaker 2: I think that me hating another person and them not
Speaker 2: knowing about it every day only tortures me like I'm
Speaker 2: the only one that really cares about it. This bitch
Speaker 2: from high school I used to be friends with until
Speaker 2: well after high school. Who if I ever see her,
Speaker 2: there's a chance I punch her in the face. She's
Speaker 2: just living her life. She doesn't care. She probably never
Speaker 2: thinks about me. I mean, I kind of hope she does.
Speaker 1: I hope she has to.
Speaker 2: I hope that I'm on the radio somewhere where she is.
Speaker 2: I hope her best friend loves me. And I hope
Speaker 2: her socks are wet every day every day.
Speaker 1: That is the best punishment that. Oh wow, you know.
Speaker 2: That big ex the plug song with Ella Langley where
Speaker 2: they're just wishing poor things on each other or on
Speaker 2: like you know, their significant others. My favorite line is,
Speaker 2: I hope you fall in love and every day he
Speaker 2: hurts your feelings.
Speaker 1: Oh that is what I hope for this bitch.
Speaker 2: I'm not even gonna say her name, and so sad.
Speaker 1: But you'll deserve it. Some people deserve it. She deserves it.
Speaker 1: Do you want to know what she did? What?
Speaker 2: I feel like I might have told you this. She
Speaker 2: was my best friend and when my boyfriend died. She
Speaker 2: did not show up for anything. She was nowhere to
Speaker 2: be found, and we were standing on the bay for
Speaker 2: three days while they looked for his body. She didn't
Speaker 2: come to anything. She didn't call me, she didn't text
Speaker 2: me nothing, And I was in the midst of all it.
Speaker 2: I didn't really even pay attention to it. Days later,
Speaker 2: she butt dialed me and I was like, oh damn,
Speaker 2: where has she been? This is crazy? Like I hope
Speaker 2: she's okay. And I answered, and it was a quote
Speaker 2: unquote butt dial, I should say. And she was talking
Speaker 2: to a friend of hers about how ridiculous I was
Speaker 2: being because I missed her birthday and Chad's dead, so
Speaker 2: it's not like I could celebrate him. How selfish was
Speaker 2: I to not even say happy birthday to her during
Speaker 2: all of this? Fuck me? I'm dead to her, no way,
Speaker 2: swear no.
Speaker 1: I And there's well, I guess my question is, like,
Speaker 1: to this day, does she know that you got that
Speaker 1: butt dial?
Speaker 2: She knows because one of my other friends called her
Speaker 2: and went off at her and threatened to gut her
Speaker 2: like a fish. And I was like, all right, all right,
Speaker 2: all right, everybody, calm down. I'm just going to you
Speaker 2: are now dead to me and I will never speak
Speaker 2: to you, or I was gonna say never think of
Speaker 2: you again, but obviously I am at this moment. She
Speaker 2: did try to reach out a couple times, and I
Speaker 2: was like, absolutely the fuck not turn on a read mesage,
Speaker 2: made sure that she could see that I read the
Speaker 2: message online. Nothing just terrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was.
Speaker 2: I mean, she was genuinely mad at me for not
Speaker 2: celebrating her birthday whilst I was looking for my boyfriend's body.
Speaker 1: I hope that she's matured and realized that that was
Speaker 1: fucked up. But also I.
Speaker 2: Hope she falls in love and every day here it's
Speaker 2: a feeling.
Speaker 1: Oh god, it steps in water in her so.
Speaker 2: Nasty New York snow.
Speaker 3: Eh.
Speaker 1: Do you think sometimes I think that I've been put
Speaker 1: on this earth to teach a lot of people lessons.
Speaker 1: I love to think so highly of myself. I know,
Speaker 1: I know, But like you cross me, you can mature
Speaker 1: and realize that you fucked up. Okay, But like an
Speaker 1: apology doesn't fix anything at all, So like sometimes you
Speaker 1: have to be the person who teaches people lessons.
Speaker 2: I okay, maybe maybe everybody in some way is someone
Speaker 2: else's karma. I also, you heard me say it the
Speaker 2: other day. Something happened here that I can't really talk about,
Speaker 2: and people were like, oh, so and so is going
Speaker 2: to apologize to you, And what did I say? I
Speaker 2: don't want an apology that does nothing for me, and
Speaker 2: I don't want that person to be sorry to me.
Speaker 2: An apology is changed behavior. So don't do the thing again.
Speaker 2: Just learn and don't do that. And that's my apology.
Speaker 2: I don't need you to come say sorry to me
Speaker 2: because to your point, eh, yeah, it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 2: But I think sorry a lot of times is for
Speaker 2: the person saying it. Yeah, it's so that they can
Speaker 2: clear their conscience and they can go about their lives like, well,
Speaker 2: I did take accountability and I did say sorry. Okay,
Speaker 2: it doesn't really do anything for the other person.
Speaker 1: Shut up people, you know. Like accountability is another word
Speaker 1: that I hate. We were talking about this earlier. I
Speaker 1: hate taking up space or holding space. I'm going to
Speaker 1: hold space. I want you to hold space for the
Speaker 1: idea that fuck off with these buzzwords.
Speaker 2: I hate it pop psychology.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a misability. What's another word triggered?
Speaker 1: Fuck off?
Speaker 3: Don't I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't take it. I get I'm gonna get triggered. Yes,
Speaker 1: now you've triggered me with your trigger.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 1: But like a lot of people use these words and
Speaker 1: they don't even really know why they're using them. They
Speaker 1: just hear other people use them, and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: please with the therapy talk, and like therapy is great.
Speaker 2: But like one of the many many downfalls oh the Internet,
Speaker 2: because now people have access to pop psychology and they
Speaker 2: see a meme and they're just like, yes, that that
Speaker 2: is true. So just because you don't like something, or
Speaker 2: just because something might have rubbed you the wrong way,
Speaker 2: it doesn't mean you're triggered. Come on, yeah, you're not
Speaker 2: having like a PTSD collapse on the floor moment. And
Speaker 2: if you are based on something small that somebody else does,
Speaker 2: you gotta figure that out.
Speaker 1: Please.
Speaker 2: The amount of kids, and I will say kids maybe
Speaker 2: up to like the age of I don't even know anymore.
Speaker 2: I'll just say people, no, twenty five. I think even
Speaker 2: people older than twenty five are doing it. They blame
Speaker 2: their parents for everything that's wrong in their life, as
Speaker 2: though they had this horrific, like traumatic abusive childhood, when
Speaker 2: in reality, I mean, it took me a while to
Speaker 2: figure it out. But your parents are growing up with you.
Speaker 2: A lot of people's parents had them when they were
Speaker 2: twenty something years old. Do you know what it's like
Speaker 2: to be a twenty something year old? We all do
Speaker 2: because we were there. And then you have a child
Speaker 2: and you have to raise that kid and you're expected
Speaker 2: to do everything perfectly or not. You're still growing and
Speaker 2: people really need to hold space for their parents having
Speaker 2: made some mistakes. That doesn't mean they were bad parents.
Speaker 2: It doesn't mean you had a traumatic childhood. It just
Speaker 2: means that everybody could have learned something from it and
Speaker 2: you can move on. But I was watching this video
Speaker 2: from a psychologist actually pop psychology again here we go,
Speaker 2: where she was talking about this is the new thing
Speaker 2: that everybody wants to say. I don't have X y
Speaker 2: Z and it's not my fault. It's because of what
Speaker 2: my parents did to me and I'll never get over it.
Speaker 1: And we see that all the time.
Speaker 2: Oh, sure, I know some of those kids.
Speaker 3: I know a lot of them. Okay.
Speaker 1: I remember someone was telling me a story about their
Speaker 1: childhood and I didn't give a reaction and she was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: well I'm sure you never had to deal with that.
Speaker 1: And I was like, who says who? Like says who?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: My parents yelled at me so bad when I was
Speaker 1: like eight, and I was like, okay, Like parents were
Speaker 1: literally walking into our classrooms when I was little, yanking
Speaker 1: their kid out of the seat and beating their asses
Speaker 1: in front of us. You got whoopins okay in front
Speaker 1: embarrassing getting beat in front of your classroom after the teacher.
Speaker 1: We watched the teacher call your parents and then the
Speaker 1: parent comes in and responds in real time ten out
Speaker 1: of ten. But like you thinking, yelled at is horrible.
Speaker 1: Imagine the embarrassments with that kid. And I was that kid.
Speaker 1: You got you got a spanking in front of people.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, My dad wouldn't spanke me in front
Speaker 2: of people, but he would show the fuck up oh
Speaker 2: yool embarrassingly all the time to yell at me, and
Speaker 2: then I'll get spanked when I went home. So it
Speaker 2: was just like and it was always madea dadsy wearing
Speaker 2: his suspenders.
Speaker 1: I was like, damn it, why does he do wear suspenders?
Speaker 1: It wasn't that you were embarrassed that he came there.
Speaker 1: You were embarrassing came and suspend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, people people were used to seeing him like
Speaker 2: they knew this one's a little bit of a problem.
Speaker 2: So he's gonna show up all the time. The man
Speaker 2: he had to show up in his suspenders and his
Speaker 2: paper boy eyes.
Speaker 1: All stop. Mena your dadsy shut the fuck up?
Speaker 2: Could I have been better?
Speaker 1: Sure?
Speaker 2: But yes, what you were saying. People used to get
Speaker 2: yoked out of their seating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, the teachers used to let them walk in
Speaker 1: and just I mean a woppin', not a whoopin', a woppin',
Speaker 1: oh turn out of tin. Lindsey I can't remember her
Speaker 1: last name, did Lindsay? Deserved would have? Absolutely? Lindsay tried
Speaker 1: to be a bully, but she couldn't bully me. So
Speaker 1: we used to fight all the time. Likes fight, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it was like kiddie fights, like you know, not
Speaker 1: just pull her hair on the playground, yeah, like you
Speaker 1: know one time I threw her into a bookshelf because
Speaker 1: she just kept fucking okay, like you know. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was a chubby kid. I guess you get popping. Yes,
Speaker 1: you were a chubby, jitterbug kid. Yeah, I was round,
Speaker 1: wholly in the face round Yeah, listen, and one day
Speaker 1: her mom came in, took her hat off and whipped
Speaker 1: her with her hat, and I was like, oh, what
Speaker 1: kind of hat? It was like a do you know
Speaker 1: what a tobargan is? Do they call them that? My
Speaker 1: grandmother calls them toboggans, a toboggan basically like Scully, like
Speaker 1: you know Scully, or like a beanie without the little
Speaker 1: ball on the top. Took it off her head. What
Speaker 1: loved it? Loved it? And you can't wait to do
Speaker 1: that to other people's children? Yeah, just a little. You know,
Speaker 1: I think I would love for my kids to have
Speaker 1: a fear of me ruining their favorite T shirt. So,
Speaker 1: like you act up, I'm gonna y if this is
Speaker 1: your favorite shirt, you're going to be sick because the
Speaker 1: collar is going to be stretched and there's no way
Speaker 1: that we could fix it. Stop. I want you to
Speaker 1: think about the things that like, yeah.
Speaker 2: Hm, well not to you know, bring back last week's
Speaker 2: episode too much. But for you to have kids, you
Speaker 2: might have to make out with someone.
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 1: Okay, we're gonna have to talk about this. Let's do it,
Speaker 1: talk about them, okay.
Speaker 2: I was very surprised by the reactions from people, really yeah,
Speaker 2: I just didn't think that would be a quote unquote
Speaker 2: triggering subject.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess I think the day that we
Speaker 1: realized that making out is a means to an end,
Speaker 1: we can literally like we'll be more happy and like
Speaker 1: able to just move forward with Like it is like
Speaker 1: you make out wanting some form of climax and I'm
Speaker 1: hoping that everyone gets it right. But like you just
Speaker 1: make out to make out. Yeah wait, wait back that up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you only make out in the hopes of getting
Speaker 2: lady no.
Speaker 1: But like it's a means no. Like if okay, I'm
Speaker 1: not going I'm not the type of person who's just
Speaker 1: going to make out in a bar with random people, Okay, right,
Speaker 1: but if I'm like getting to know someone, of course
Speaker 1: you're going to make out with them. You got to
Speaker 1: test it out. If the makeout is horrible, then you're
Speaker 1: done here kind of kind of okay, So it's always
Speaker 1: it means to an end to test a connection, to
Speaker 1: like get it popping, you know what I mean. But
Speaker 1: like you just make out to make out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, once you're dating someone, you don't just make
Speaker 2: out with that.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess that's to further your connection.
Speaker 2: Okay, but just like there's always an end, an endgame
Speaker 2: to everything.
Speaker 1: That you do. Better be a good one.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know, just connection not it for you.
Speaker 1: I don't think we need to be Oh, you should.
Speaker 2: Be able to feel however you want to feel and
Speaker 2: say that without everyone coming in and calling you a
Speaker 2: cat lady and urge.
Speaker 1: That I don't really care about, Like, please trust me.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I can call a cat lady
Speaker 2: all the time. I'm like first like whatever, also allergic
Speaker 2: and same super project, so like, don't e a cat?
Speaker 2: Maybe a fish like whatever, let's be accurate here.
Speaker 3: Or dog?
Speaker 2: I want a hedgehog so bad. Brandon used to have
Speaker 2: a hedgehog. What Yeah, and his dad had a raccoon
Speaker 2: and his mom had a dog and her name was Deborah,
Speaker 2: And I just find that so funny.
Speaker 1: Why would your name? But you know what, I like that,
Speaker 1: I don't like it, so you like really like making
Speaker 1: out I love you. Don't think it's gross?
Speaker 2: No, Okay, I can see how it would be gross
Speaker 2: with a person that you don't know, or someone who's
Speaker 2: just like generally dirty, sure, or like just the thought like,
Speaker 2: but you know it's funny. I don't like people sharing
Speaker 2: my silverware, or if I was eating someone and then
Speaker 2: use my toothbrush, I.
Speaker 1: Would lose my shit, lose absolutely. I think I have
Speaker 1: an issue with saliva. Maybe okay, no, but again not jizz.
Speaker 2: Is Henry listening? Maybe oh Henry stopped listening.
Speaker 1: Yep, but not jizz. No, not really, Okay, Henry, I can.
Speaker 2: Come back now.
Speaker 1: There's a lot to unpack with that. David. No, no,
Speaker 1: you see, I was just like, but just like, no.
Speaker 2: You know, to be fair, and I should probably look
Speaker 2: this up before I just make this assumption. I bet
Speaker 2: there is more bacteria in your mouth than in your
Speaker 2: saliva than in jizz.
Speaker 1: I Oh, I don't know about that. Maybe look it up.
Speaker 1: I just okay, when you're out and you see someone
Speaker 1: making out, do you stare if it's okay?
Speaker 2: So I will stare, Like when you're at the bar,
Speaker 2: you got a clear up or whatever, and it gets
Speaker 2: to the end of the night and the lights are
Speaker 2: starting to come up and people are making out. Oh,
Speaker 2: I stare at that because I'm like everyone hears making
Speaker 2: a bad choice, because that's when everyone's just hammered and
Speaker 2: they're trying to just go home with somebody.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I watch that I look at the.
Speaker 2: Airport because I'm like, oh, it's always something cute that's
Speaker 2: going on.
Speaker 1: Actually, probably anytime.
Speaker 2: I see people making out, I probably stop and stare
Speaker 2: for a second, stop and stare. I don't know if
Speaker 2: I would stop, but I would definitely stare.
Speaker 1: Once I see a tongue, I have to look away.
Speaker 1: I have to look away. Okay, Like I've said this already,
Speaker 1: but like Love Island has changed the way I look
Speaker 1: at making out. I think it's disgusting now because it's
Speaker 1: so like the sound that it makes. I think that
Speaker 1: when you're in the act, I don't think people are
Speaker 1: thinking of it.
Speaker 2: What nothing, I saw your face?
Speaker 1: Sorry, I read.
Speaker 2: I read the answer to my question ahead. I'm I'm
Speaker 2: gonna get there in a second, but I want to
Speaker 2: hear it finished. Hearing you say what you're saying about Land.
Speaker 1: The sound that sounds discusting, so like, yeah, but you're
Speaker 1: not thinking about it when you're in the moment, right right.
Speaker 1: Nobody is. But when you think of the act discussing. Okay,
Speaker 1: the act of sex in general is actually bizarre. It
Speaker 1: actually is, it really is.
Speaker 2: I always wonder who was the first person to do that,
Speaker 2: to be like this makes sense, and then convince the
Speaker 2: other person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you should do that. I wonder just.
Speaker 2: Had to be like a primal, Like I mean animals,
Speaker 2: I guess they don't really have a discussion, right, They
Speaker 2: just know what they're supposed to do.
Speaker 1: See, people probably watched animals do it and we're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I have this. Well, if there are people they had
Speaker 1: already done it. It all depends on how you think
Speaker 1: this earth came about. You're right, Amy, you are right hair,
Speaker 1: and you're like, okay, what do I do?
Speaker 3: Okay? Wait?
Speaker 2: First, based on available scientific data regarding human microbiomes, there
Speaker 2: is significantly more bacteria in your mouth than in seamen.
Speaker 2: Parentheses come.
Speaker 1: Also, I really think that we overestimate how many people
Speaker 1: actually brush their teeth every day, which.
Speaker 2: Is what it takes care of the mild wild thing.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but I do not think a lot of
Speaker 1: people brush their teeth. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: If my dentist heard this, oh he does listen to podcast,
Speaker 2: Hey doctor Milman, he would be so upset because your
Speaker 2: health starts in your mouth.
Speaker 1: But I think that a lot of people do not
Speaker 1: brush their teeth. When you go in people's bathrooms, you
Speaker 1: look at those toothbrushes. Are they hard or are they
Speaker 1: a little damp?
Speaker 2: Well, okay, just you know like kind they get new
Speaker 2: toothbrushes a lot.
Speaker 1: Well, I hope they do.
Speaker 2: Also, hopefully it's not just sitting out with the charticles
Speaker 2: flying all over it.
Speaker 1: When you hear about how many people don't shower, you
Speaker 1: think that they're not showering, but they're brushing their teeth.
Speaker 1: People wake up, get out of the bed and just
Speaker 1: leave the house.
Speaker 2: That insane. I it no, I believe that too. I
Speaker 2: one hundred percent believe that. I just ew, I get nervous.
Speaker 2: I don't when I'm watching a movie and a couple
Speaker 2: has like banged it out or whatever, and then the
Speaker 2: next morning they wake up and they're close talking to
Speaker 2: each other and then they start kissing. That sends me
Speaker 2: over the edge because I'm like, fucking never are you
Speaker 2: kidding me?
Speaker 1: Oh God, please don't do this.
Speaker 2: And I'm one hundred percent of the person because you know,
Speaker 2: I wake up early. I get up early, and I
Speaker 2: go in the bathroom and I wash my face and
Speaker 2: I brush my teeth so that I am fresh as
Speaker 2: fuck when the other person wakes up because ick. But
Speaker 2: also we're still not kissing until you do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then okay, I just have so many questions.
Speaker 1: But everybody's different, right, because then it's like, so people
Speaker 1: actually kiss with morning breath. I've always had an issue
Speaker 1: with this in movies. I don't think in real life
Speaker 1: people do it. People do it, it hopes people do it. Also,
Speaker 1: I heard I don't know if this is true that
Speaker 1: like sometimes whatever the love hormone is, what is it?
Speaker 1: Is it serotonin?
Speaker 2: Uh, it's either serotonin or oxytosin. It's one of those things.
Speaker 1: It's oxytocin. Okay. When you're like in love with someone,
Speaker 1: you don't necessarily smell their odors or you like their odors, yeah,
Speaker 1: or like, I think your brain tricks you into thinking
Speaker 1: you like it. Because once you don't like someone and
Speaker 1: and they're smelling a little funny, it's disgusting to you.
Speaker 1: So I think that a lot of people who are
Speaker 1: making out aren't paying attention to the fact that the
Speaker 1: person's breasstinks.
Speaker 2: You know, one of my very good friends.
Speaker 1: He has really bad breath, Oh God.
Speaker 2: And every time I'm near him, I'm like, because he's
Speaker 2: been with someone for a very long time, she doesn't
Speaker 2: smell it.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: There's also certain smells only certain people pick up and
Speaker 2: others don't, So I wonder sometimes.
Speaker 1: If that's it.
Speaker 3: It could be.
Speaker 2: I tell you all the time, if you ever smell
Speaker 2: something fuggy me, please tell me. Oh God, I've had
Speaker 2: you smell check me so many times, and I appreciate
Speaker 2: you for it.
Speaker 1: Of course. But apparently I don't smell things because Nate
Speaker 1: came to me the other day asking me if his
Speaker 1: underarm smelled, and I said no, and Scotty said yes.
Speaker 1: So Scotty has.
Speaker 2: The nose of a hound dog he does. It makes
Speaker 2: me nervous.
Speaker 1: There's so many things for my childhood. I don't remember
Speaker 1: school was.
Speaker 2: I was about to ask you what, but like, why
Speaker 2: would you remember? You can't remember it?
Speaker 3: I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I like I don't remember learning about the Roman Empire, okay,
Speaker 1: maybe like no, I know I learned about it, okay.
Speaker 2: But like, so then you do remember?
Speaker 1: No, like I just I remember, like what is it?
Speaker 1: Like concepts? But what is it?
Speaker 2: Concept of a plan?
Speaker 1: Like I remember learning about these things, but if you
Speaker 1: asked me what they were, I blanking completely my mind.
Speaker 1: But if you asked me what happened on flavor of
Speaker 1: Love around that same time. I can tell you, like,
Speaker 1: so it's what you were interested in? This so bad,
Speaker 1: it's so bad, so bad. My parents should be ashamed.
Speaker 2: Why should your parents be ashamed?
Speaker 1: Because they paid for me to go to private school,
Speaker 1: and to private school of course I did. Are you kidding?
Speaker 1: I learned more about You're an onion.
Speaker 2: Every day I learn more about you. So you were
Speaker 2: a chubby, private school jitterbug kid from Brownsville layers?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she did? She I danced and I did karate?
Speaker 1: How far? What belth did you have?
Speaker 3: Brown Wow?
Speaker 1: And they did you ever use it?
Speaker 2: What do you mean like on someone?
Speaker 1: When you threw that girl on the bookshelf?
Speaker 2: There's no karate involved?
Speaker 1: Probably no? Probably not okay doing karate because they told
Speaker 1: me that in order to get my black belt I
Speaker 1: had to do I had to spar and like join
Speaker 1: a or enter into a sparring competition. And I was
Speaker 1: just like ill, no, Like I don't know why the
Speaker 1: thought of that. I was just like no. And we
Speaker 1: used to spar in our It wasn't necessarily a gym
Speaker 1: or dojo's anyway, very Brooklyn a Rick Center. I guess
Speaker 1: we used to spar each other. But like the idea
Speaker 1: of like being around kids, I didn't know. I didn't
Speaker 1: like that, so I was like no. But then we
Speaker 1: were in like jitterbug competitions and stuff, so that was
Speaker 1: fun too.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just the thought of, like I think I didn't
Speaker 1: want to get beat up in front of people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I'm not doing this. Sorry.
Speaker 2: You to defend your belt, baby, So how does that work?
Speaker 2: Like now as an adult because you had a brown belt.
Speaker 2: If you say I want to pick up where I
Speaker 2: left off and all you have left to do is
Speaker 2: spar was someone to get that black belt?
Speaker 1: Can you do that? Or do you have to start off?
Speaker 1: I think you have to start over. I would want
Speaker 1: to start over. I mean I stopped when I was
Speaker 1: like ten, okay. Or the breaking of the wood, yeah,
Speaker 1: you never did that. I did it, but when I
Speaker 1: found out that it was practically already broken. But I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is cheating. I have to do this for a
Speaker 1: black belt. So all these years of me doing this,
Speaker 1: it didn't matter. I have to break the wood and
Speaker 1: spar a kid, No, fuck off. I want to see
Speaker 1: it so bad? What me and karate?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just sparring with somebody. I would be highly
Speaker 2: entertained by that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, wait, wait, you want a car?
Speaker 1: I don't understand what are you talking about.
Speaker 2: If you want to put your money on somebody from
Speaker 2: the show, who do you think is the best fighter?
Speaker 1: What kind of fighting, like hand to hand?
Speaker 2: Like in a fight, you put your money on that person.
Speaker 2: I have a bunch of people I think would.
Speaker 1: Not do I can't think of anyone. But you know what,
Speaker 1: I may regret saying this. I think scared Garry would
Speaker 1: surprise us.
Speaker 2: No, I think he would surprise us at how fast
Speaker 2: he would fall down.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: You know, I think would surprise us Andrew maybe No,
Speaker 2: I'm not sure that he would deliver a lot of
Speaker 2: like deadly blows.
Speaker 1: But I think it'd be really hard.
Speaker 2: To knock him down. Yeah, and to just like do
Speaker 2: anything to him, because we've all tried. I mean there
Speaker 2: was a time where like four of us tried at
Speaker 2: the same time and it didn't work. I think Josh
Speaker 2: falls like a big tree. He would run, maybe he
Speaker 2: would run or hide, maybe hide. Scotty would definitely run hard,
Speaker 2: attack immediately. Garrett might surprise you. Well, maybe Garrett me
Speaker 2: he would surprise me maybe, Garrett.
Speaker 1: I think I think Nate would just be like a
Speaker 1: fluff answer like for me, Like people would expect you
Speaker 1: to say, oh, Nate, but I don't think so, Na.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think Nate would like run and
Speaker 1: he'd be the person who tripped and fell while running.
Speaker 1: It would just shock everybody, you know, I really do
Speaker 1: think that scary would shock us. Okay, oh, just would levitate.
Speaker 1: He'd have some type of fucking almost has there's like
Speaker 1: a rich guy button that you just make rio.
Speaker 2: Gone, you got you got me, you just have vapor
Speaker 2: like okay, yeah, who are the other guys?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Uh Nate. Nah, Nate's dream is to get into a
Speaker 2: bar fight. And when that somebody's dream, you know they've
Speaker 2: never fought in their lives.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so oh god, please he would get like permanently
Speaker 1: hurt from something like that. Please, I can't think.
Speaker 2: And then when it comes to the girls, I'm running,
Speaker 2: you would run. Yeah, I saw you you run.
Speaker 1: I'm not into it, okay, Like I just know, I
Speaker 1: think Sam would hide. Sam would hide.
Speaker 2: I think maybe Diana. Diana seems like she could be scrappy.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: Abby would die immediately Danielle Danielle, I think would scratch
Speaker 2: the ship out of something.
Speaker 1: Or bite them. I don't know that she'd be.
Speaker 2: Like screwing up and like throwing throwing a punch, But
Speaker 2: I feel like she would just be.
Speaker 1: Like I think you would do something outlandish.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm I can't. There's not a lot. I'm like,
Speaker 2: you'd like do a cartwheel, Okay, I sar them off.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's just like I feel like you
Speaker 1: do something.
Speaker 2: It's like what, always keep them guessing, Always keep them guessing.
Speaker 2: My ex boyfriend was a fighter. He's a big dude,
Speaker 2: and he was in jiu jitsu, and his biggest concern
Speaker 2: was always that I needed to learn how to protect myself.
Speaker 2: So all he would do was try and teach me
Speaker 2: little tips and tricks that were all shifty as fuck,
Speaker 2: and they were amazing. But he's like, listen, you're little.
Speaker 2: You going head to head with someone, You're probably gonna lose,
Speaker 2: especially if it's a dude. He's like, you got to
Speaker 2: come up with the tricks.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: Like people don't expect to get kicked in the shin.
Speaker 2: He's like, Americans never expect to get kicked in the shin.
Speaker 2: Everyone's away like squaring up, they got their hands up. No,
Speaker 2: kick him in the knee, cap Man, kick him in
Speaker 2: the shin. And then he was like, Okay, you should
Speaker 2: know this from karate. He said, you chop someone's throat.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's not fun. Yeah, they're gonna not fun.
Speaker 2: And he said, as a girl in the world, it
Speaker 2: is very important to remember always kick a dude in
Speaker 2: the nuts.
Speaker 1: Just do it.
Speaker 2: He's like, no matter what, it's sensitive, there's someone's gonna hurt,
Speaker 2: They're gonna be piss so you better run. He was like,
Speaker 2: you know, you gotta think about these things.
Speaker 1: I just wonder. No, I don't wonder about what would
Speaker 1: be the most effective way to like really stick it.
Speaker 2: To someone, like no weapons.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm thinking biting them.
Speaker 2: Biting is dangerous.
Speaker 1: But then also you don't know where people's like body
Speaker 1: parts have been.
Speaker 2: Not just their body parts, but if you bite them
Speaker 2: hard enough and you draw blood and then that's in
Speaker 2: your mouth. I wouldn't want to bite someone for those reasons.
Speaker 1: Ah, I think biting is my is my weapon of choice.
Speaker 2: I got bitten once. Excuse me in a fight. Actually,
Speaker 2: excuse me. Yeah, my I have a picture. I have
Speaker 2: a picture of it too. There's a little bite mark
Speaker 2: on my hand. The girl so one of my very
Speaker 2: good friends. She was I would say she one of
Speaker 2: my best friends. Actually, I just don't want to name her.
Speaker 2: I don't want to make it too obvious. But she
Speaker 2: was always into some shit. Man Like everywhere we went.
Speaker 2: There was just some trouble that followed her around. And
Speaker 2: we were a clerb one day in Miami and these
Speaker 2: girls were mad for some reason. They thought these dudes
Speaker 2: were talking to us. I don't even think they were
Speaker 2: talking to us or dancing near us, but these girls
Speaker 2: lost their minds started a little fight. I just went
Speaker 2: to break it up, and the one girl pulled my
Speaker 2: earring out of my ear, which is why my ear
Speaker 2: to this day is still like ripped in saggy a
Speaker 2: little bit.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I just went to like musher like in the face,
Speaker 2: like a get out of here, and she bit my hand.
Speaker 1: There were teeth barks in my hand. I'm gonna file
Speaker 1: the picture. I need that.
Speaker 2: Oh no, like it went away later that day, but
Speaker 2: I was like, are you kidding me? And then the cops,
Speaker 2: of course, the cops were like you better go get
Speaker 2: that checked out. You don't want to get gross. The
Speaker 2: only times I've ever been in fights, and this happened
Speaker 2: a few times, was because of this friend of mine.
Speaker 2: Really yeah, man.
Speaker 1: Wait, I just want to know, Like I would have
Speaker 1: paid money to see the look on your face when
Speaker 1: she bit down, because that's shocking. She got hit.
Speaker 2: Oh it was a reflexive action, like I didn't mean to. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was not great. Who those girls got in trouble
Speaker 2: and we didn't. The cops came out.
Speaker 1: It was great. Where were phones back then?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Thank god, they were in our pockets.
Speaker 2: We were actually trying to.
Speaker 1: Have a good time. Please please. The invention of this
Speaker 1: iPhone changed the world. Literally, it's amazing though, Like you
Speaker 1: ever think of a night and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: someone has a video of that, And you start like
Speaker 1: texting like, hey, who has a video of this?
Speaker 2: I did that the other day, my night like three
Speaker 2: weeks ago.
Speaker 1: What for sure? I told you this?
Speaker 3: I went home.
Speaker 2: It's like once a quarter. I haven't a night like
Speaker 2: Elvis's birthday party.
Speaker 1: Glorious now that I have on this phone never never,
Speaker 1: like you see these knees, it's the best. And then
Speaker 1: you're like you know. Do you remember what you were doing? Actually,
Speaker 1: you were looking at our bosses like watch this.
Speaker 2: Oh, like I was trying to get them to dance
Speaker 2: with me.
Speaker 1: What amazing? Amazing.
Speaker 2: And our bosses don't give a shit either. They're just
Speaker 2: like whatever anyway.
Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, I'm so had. They love the personality
Speaker 1: because it gets them all paid. They don't have to
Speaker 1: deal with it.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness. Oh, Deanna sent us a message, and
Speaker 2: she wants to know. She really wants to be considered
Speaker 2: because she kicks kick boxes regularly. She does five years. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think Sanna would be scrappy. I will, I will
Speaker 2: stick it.
Speaker 1: I believe that.
Speaker 3: Keep that.
Speaker 1: And I know Dianna has had drunken bar fights, So
Speaker 1: I'm sorry what yeah, no, what like in my head,
Speaker 1: I know this. She hasn't told me any Okay.
Speaker 2: So she can't really contribute because she's on the switcher,
Speaker 2: but she will be able to answer this by switching.
Speaker 1: Deanna, have you ever been in a bar fight? Yes?
Speaker 1: Which yes, if you have, she has not never been
Speaker 1: in a bar fight, Diana, grow up. No, I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: You've never been in a bar fight? Well I almost
Speaker 1: did with my own cousin, So there goes that, are
Speaker 1: you crazy? I left crying because I was like, I
Speaker 1: can't fight you, You're my cousin, Like this is not
Speaker 1: going to work. I literally left. I was sobbing.
Speaker 3: Bitch.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what we've been talking about for
Speaker 2: this whole time, but I've enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: This is been my favorite episode.
Speaker 3: Honestly, Do.
Speaker 2: You one have anybody that you want to put in
Speaker 2: the burn Book? Which we haven't done consistently for a while.
Speaker 2: And two, were there any topics that you wanted to
Speaker 2: talk about that we could not or have not not?
Speaker 1: Could not have not Someone that I would like to
Speaker 1: put in the burn Book? Is no, not really nobody.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty happy with no. I am. Okay, let's throw
Speaker 1: my cousin Maya in there. I co use her name, Okay,
Speaker 1: she has this thing. She's kind of like scary. I
Speaker 1: feel like we've talked about this on this podcast before.
Speaker 1: The people who will keep calling you even though you're
Speaker 1: on Do Not Disturb. Maya and I haven't had many
Speaker 1: conversations because I just feel like at this point it's disrespectful.
Speaker 1: So the other day she called me at ten o'clock
Speaker 1: on a Thursday night. That's a no.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 1: Not only does she.
Speaker 2: Call me once okay, I said, I'm trying to think
Speaker 2: I've done that.
Speaker 3: I do not.
Speaker 1: When we had work the next day yesterday, I don't
Speaker 1: do that. So she calls me once and I don't answer, okay,
Speaker 1: and then she calls me again, and then she calls
Speaker 1: me again and I ignored her. Right it was successful.
Speaker 1: She finally stopped right okay, and then two days later
Speaker 1: she does the same thing. At that point I lost it.
Speaker 1: It was a Saturday night, so I had time to yell.
Speaker 1: If someone is not answering, I think that's when you
Speaker 1: give up, Bibbs, this is not the hill you want
Speaker 1: to want to tell me that some here that I
Speaker 1: had recommended to her was good. I'm like, you could
Speaker 1: have texted that like I was. So it was like, okay,
Speaker 1: that would make me mad. I was so mad, And
Speaker 1: then like it was facetimed, so she had this little
Speaker 1: smirk on her face, and it made it even worse
Speaker 1: for me because I'm just trying to harass you. By
Speaker 1: the end of that call, I was hot, okay. And
Speaker 1: it's the little things, because like I love you, I
Speaker 1: don't want to be mad at you for calling me.
Speaker 1: I'm happy that you care enough to want to talk
Speaker 1: to me, but not right now. I was so mad.
Speaker 1: So she's in my burn book at least for another month. Yep,
Speaker 1: this bitch, Yeah, fucker.
Speaker 2: You know who I'm putting on my burn book.
Speaker 1: Who Ice?
Speaker 2: Oh, Christy nom yeah, and Bovino and Tom Homan, just
Speaker 2: all of it, everything that's happening right now. I feel
Speaker 2: like we did a really good job of not getting
Speaker 2: political until the very end, but I do want to
Speaker 2: say fuck Ice, and I will keep that energy for
Speaker 2: all of time probably yep.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And all the people who are saying this has been
Speaker 2: going off forever. People have been getting deported, That's fine.
Speaker 2: Deportation is one thing. Killing people in cold blood is
Speaker 2: another thing. And we recorded the last podcast before Alex
Speaker 2: Pretti was murdered, and yeah, here we are now, and
Speaker 2: we've been raging inside ever since. Even talk about it.
Speaker 2: Right now, I'm getting hot and getting hot.
Speaker 1: It's disgusting and not only I don't want to say
Speaker 1: not only killing someone, but like the way that they're
Speaker 1: justifying or trying to justify their actions.
Speaker 2: It's just like the flip floppery is amazing.
Speaker 1: It's I kind of love that someone's president is conceding,
Speaker 1: and it's like it doesn't make me happy because I
Speaker 1: feel like we've we've crossed the line a long time
Speaker 1: ago that we just can't come back from. But like
Speaker 1: the fact when you lose the NRA, that's like you
Speaker 1: know that you're you've made it up. Shit's creak, you know,
Speaker 1: like it's like, good you little fucker. I can't stand
Speaker 1: his ass. I can't. I can't take it.
Speaker 2: You know, we were talking about this not too long ago,
Speaker 2: but I genuinely mean it.
Speaker 1: I really respect.
Speaker 2: People who change their mind, and I don't think you
Speaker 2: have to fall on your sword and apologize.
Speaker 1: For the way that you used to feel.
Speaker 2: If you do change your mind now you feel a
Speaker 2: different way, it's okay. I don't think people have to
Speaker 2: toe this line of well, I pick this, so I
Speaker 2: just got to go with it all the way. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Politics are basically like public transport. Just because you don't
Speaker 2: have a bus going to exactly where you want to
Speaker 2: go doesn't mean you don't get on the bus. And
Speaker 2: if you do get on the bus and you realize
Speaker 2: it's going in the wrong direction, get.
Speaker 1: Off the bus.
Speaker 2: That's okay in any direction however you want to spend
Speaker 2: it in any direction. But I really respect people who
Speaker 2: can change their mind and say, hey, you know what,
Speaker 2: based on what I am seeing with my own two eyes,
Speaker 2: or the research that I've actually done, not looked at
Speaker 2: a TikTok video like actual research, I don't feel that
Speaker 2: way anymore. There's plenty of stuff I've changed my mind about.
Speaker 2: We've talked about this, you know. I used to think
Speaker 2: the Golden rule was definitely the way to go. You
Speaker 2: treat people the way you want to be treated, and
Speaker 2: now I don't think so anymore. I think you treat
Speaker 2: people the way they want to be treated, and that's
Speaker 2: a bigger deal. So there's plenty, and I am hoping
Speaker 2: that people start to see see clearly some of the
Speaker 2: things that are happening. It doesn't make one side one
Speaker 2: hundred percent right and doesn't make the other side one
Speaker 2: hundred percent right, and one is far more right than
Speaker 2: the other.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: That's who I would like to put in my burn book,
Speaker 2: people who are trying to defend this. Maybe I'll even
Speaker 2: take those people out, because I fully believe Christina thinks
Speaker 2: that she's doing something good here.
Speaker 1: You do.
Speaker 2: I think she thinks she's a liar. She's an idiot,
Speaker 2: She's a liar.
Speaker 1: The whole book thing where she God, I met Kim?
Speaker 1: Did you meet Kim? Jo stare at him? I want
Speaker 1: she said, you stare. You've stared down dictators before, You're
Speaker 1: going to stare him down and he knew he couldn't
Speaker 1: mess with you. And also, can we just say the
Speaker 1: fact that she probably wrote this book right before, Like
Speaker 1: she's probably written this book like at least a year
Speaker 1: and a half ago, right, you thought that by this
Speaker 1: time you would have been in a room with him,
Speaker 1: And your boss doesn't think highly enough of you to
Speaker 1: put you in that situation. So not only should you
Speaker 1: be embarrassed about the fact that you've been caught in
Speaker 1: a lie, but you should be embarrassed about the fact
Speaker 1: that your boss, who clearly it doesn't take a lot
Speaker 1: for him to think highly of people, doesn't think highly
Speaker 1: of you enough to let you go into a room.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean she should be embarrassed.
Speaker 2: Absolutely should I just think she's a dip shit you
Speaker 2: know who all should be embarrassed. Laura Lumer And this
Speaker 2: video that has been circulating of her hitting on that
Speaker 2: little boy.
Speaker 1: Wait, what have you seen it?
Speaker 2: No me, stop, I'm going to She's talking to this
Speaker 2: guy who looks like he's I don't know, like eighteen
Speaker 2: twenty one years old. She looks like she's one hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty, and she's talking about how like he looks
Speaker 2: like in Eric.
Speaker 1: First of all, she called.
Speaker 2: Him an Arian goddess. She was hammered, obviously, apparently.
Speaker 1: She always allegedly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but she goes on to talk about how she's Jewish,
Speaker 2: and you know, I hope that's okay, and blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: Like this dude was so uninterested in her. She's like,
Speaker 2: maybe you and your girlfriend maybe can all hang out.
Speaker 2: He's like, Yea'll definitely ring my girlfriend. And she just
Speaker 2: kept trying embarrassing. Watch someone tell me that it's AI.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 3: It's a good one.
Speaker 1: No, I need to see it, please please.
Speaker 2: And then the last thing on AI. Man, my three
Speaker 2: days with groc Imagine was amazing.
Speaker 1: It was terrorizing and terrifying because you didn't know what
Speaker 1: was coming next. I want you to know I made
Speaker 1: videos of you.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying no, no, no, really, I got everybody,
Speaker 2: everybody my birthday gift to everyone is going to be
Speaker 2: the video that I made them when I had groc
Speaker 2: Imagine for three days. Free child.
Speaker 1: Oh God, please don't scare me. You should be terrified.
Speaker 1: I am. I want the serial Killers to use the
Speaker 1: one I made.
Speaker 2: Scott liked the video.
Speaker 1: You liked the video. He's a sick man. Andrew thought
Speaker 1: that I said that you had posted it, and the
Speaker 1: look on his face was something that I'll never forget
Speaker 1: in a good way for me. Yeah, no, if you.
Speaker 2: Don't know what we're talking about groc Imagine, which I
Speaker 2: am not trying to push onto the world by any means,
Speaker 2: because I know that this stuff is bad for the
Speaker 2: environment and people are doing bad things with it. I
Speaker 2: think I am part of the reason that it has
Speaker 2: gotten shut down in the EU and now Australia is
Speaker 2: trying to do some stuff with it too. You can
Speaker 2: basically take a picture and reanimate it. You can make
Speaker 2: it a video. And it started because I wanted to
Speaker 2: try and see my boyfriend Chad, who had mentioned earlier,
Speaker 2: who passed away. I have pictures of him. I don't
Speaker 2: really have any video. I have one video, but there's
Speaker 2: a really cute picture of us and I was like,
Speaker 2: I wonder what this would look like if I brought
Speaker 2: it back to life. And I did, and it was incredible.
Speaker 2: It was perfect. He looked just like him. He kissed
Speaker 2: me just like he used to kiss me. I felt
Speaker 2: it like when I watched that video. I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, I can understand how people go down
Speaker 2: this rabbit hole and don't get out of it. But
Speaker 2: it was kind of nice, honestly, Like it was a nice,
Speaker 2: warm feeling and they got to smile perfectly. I mean,
Speaker 2: I don't know how they do all that, but now
Speaker 2: I realize I could do bad things with it. And
Speaker 2: then I made Scotty and Andrew makeout, and I made
Speaker 2: Brody and Scary makeout, and I made Scary and Louis
Speaker 2: Tomlinson makeout and I didn't see that. Don't worry. I
Speaker 2: have so many videos.
Speaker 1: Oh God.
Speaker 2: Within my three days, all it ended up turning into
Speaker 2: was make these two people kissed passionately.
Speaker 1: It's great.
Speaker 2: I got Rob Shooter and j Low what but yeah,
Speaker 2: I was like, you know some of your some of
Speaker 2: your pictures with the celebrity, and watch what I do.
Speaker 1: I got Abby and Louis Tomlinson. God, it's so realistic.
Speaker 2: Let it go, but I'm not going to pay for it.
Speaker 2: So you know, no, you will, don't, I won't.
Speaker 1: You'll be back.
Speaker 2: I think I really exhausted everything, and you want to.
Speaker 3: Know what I do.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it's just a stupid But you know, I'm
Speaker 2: like hippy dippy about a lot of things, unapologetically. But
Speaker 2: I know that these videos are really bad for the environment.
Speaker 2: So over the years, multiple people have bought me little
Speaker 2: tree planting kits, and I planted all the trees.
Speaker 1: Why are you making that face? I wanted to offset
Speaker 1: the bad things that I did. It's not going to
Speaker 1: offset it taking down like fortes for one picture.
Speaker 2: When the last time you planted a tree?
Speaker 1: Never, idiot?
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't do not use grock It's bad. One day
Speaker 2: I will, however, just wait, you just wait for your birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh god, please, at least let it be with someone cute.
Speaker 2: Don't worry that good stuff. Also, is this a form
Speaker 2: of harassment in some way? Yep, I wonder that wasn't
Speaker 2: part of our training. It never said you can't make
Speaker 2: AI videos of your coworkers.
Speaker 1: And because of you, it will be in the next one.
Speaker 2: Well I'm safe until then. Got another year. All right,
Speaker 2: if people want to find you online, Diamond, where can they.
Speaker 1: Find you at Diamonds Sincere, I am.
Speaker 2: At Baby Hot Sauce still shadow band, So please come
Speaker 2: find me if you can. I would love to see
Speaker 2: one new follower at some point in my oh God.
Speaker 2: Please follow the podcast at Sauce on the Side. We
Speaker 2: actually post lots of clips there. You can see the
Speaker 2: clip of Diamond talking about making out being gross and
Speaker 2: people calling our caount lady. But a lot of people
Speaker 2: also supported you dental hygienis specifically, we're on your side.
Speaker 2: It's something to think about.
Speaker 1: Come. She's right.
Speaker 2: I also when I was looking things up, the anus
Speaker 2: is far dirtier than the mouth. Just in case you
Speaker 2: were wondering. I'm just saying I keep that in mind.
Speaker 1: None of us want to know about this.
Speaker 2: Keep that in mind. Yeah, So follow us at Sauce
Speaker 2: on the Side, at Diamond Sincere at Baby Hot Sauce
Speaker 2: and like follow, subscribe. We would really appreciate it. Leave
Speaker 2: us a review and thank you for listening. When people
Speaker 2: call and they tell us that they listen to the
Speaker 2: podcast and they love it, it makes me really happy.
Speaker 2: I love it, and we do see the text messages
Speaker 2: in the morning, and you guys are the real heroes,
Speaker 2: so thank you for listening. We will be back soon.
Speaker 2: Until then, Diamond say goodbye, bye bye.