WEBVTT - Phone Tap: Almost First Class

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<v Speaker 1>your phone tap. And today Brook calls a guy who

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<v Speaker 1>will be boarding a plane tomorrow to let him know

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<v Speaker 1>some unfortunate news. He's been bumped, but it could be

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<v Speaker 1>an opportunity of a lifetime for him to try out

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<v Speaker 1>the new airline seating policy that was just invented by

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<v Speaker 1>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning genius stuff here. Yeah, Now,

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<v Speaker 1>instead of just first class business and economy, there's a

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<v Speaker 1>whole bunch of new options that I promise you've never

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<v Speaker 1>thought of before. And I think he's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>surprised by the underwhelming choices in your phone tap right now,

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<v Speaker 1>Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Hi, my name is Kelsey

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm calling from Airlines customer support. I'm looking to

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<v Speaker 1>speak with Corey. Yeah this of course. Hey Corey, how

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<v Speaker 1>are you today? I'm doing fantastic great. I was calling

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<v Speaker 1>because I see here that you have a first class

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<v Speaker 1>ticket to Boston tomorrow at ten am. I do. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sorry to inform you, but we did have a booking

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<v Speaker 1>error and we overbooked that flight, and unfortunately we will

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<v Speaker 1>have to bump you. Well, yes, I apologize. We take

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<v Speaker 1>full responsibility. I mean, that's why I'm calling. Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 1>I know it can feel like a lot these changes,

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<v Speaker 1>but we are going to help you rebook your flight

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<v Speaker 1>free of charge, so don't worry. All right, So, what

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<v Speaker 1>a great question. We just have to figure out the

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<v Speaker 1>right seat for you, the right see, you should be

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<v Speaker 1>back to your first class. Well that's interesting. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know if you realize this, but since you booked, the

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<v Speaker 1>airline has revamped their seat policies and we have many

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<v Speaker 1>more options for you to pick from. What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 1>The problem is, we don't have any premium first class available,

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<v Speaker 1>but we do have an economy first class seat. The

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<v Speaker 1>economy first class. It's one of our newest packages we're offering,

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<v Speaker 1>so you'll be in that first class section of the plane,

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<v Speaker 1>but with all the amenities of economy. I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you say it first class. Yes, well, it's

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<v Speaker 1>located in first class. It's located in first class, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have any first class of mindy. Pick of

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<v Speaker 1>it this way. So you know those large, plush first

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<v Speaker 1>class seats. Yeah, so everyone else around you will have those,

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<v Speaker 1>but you won't. I'll scale a little confus here. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I should be more direct. I'll say that you

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<v Speaker 1>will have one economy chair, but you will be in

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<v Speaker 1>the first class section. What you'll see the first class people,

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<v Speaker 1>smell the first class food. You'll still be served with

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<v Speaker 1>the economy class meal. Why would anybody want that? It

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<v Speaker 1>sounds really terrible. So I'm hearing that that's not an

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<v Speaker 1>option for you. Okay, that's fine, we have some other options.

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<v Speaker 1>Anything about economy first class? Okay, I'm making a note,

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<v Speaker 1>no economy first class. Now you might be interested in

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<v Speaker 1>first class economy. That pretty much sounds no, it's very different, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>So you'll actually be an economy class, but you will

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<v Speaker 1>get a first class napkin, first class napkin. Yeah, that's right.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll get a little taste of first class and a

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<v Speaker 1>complimentary class of champagne. You know, if someone in first

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<v Speaker 1>class doesn't finish theirs, I mean, are you kidding me? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I am sensing that you are not into the first

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<v Speaker 1>class economy or the economy first class options. Am I right? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not as any of those options. You don't have

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<v Speaker 1>any normal first class seats like the one I paid for? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>let me see. Oh wait a second, we do have

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<v Speaker 1>a spot in the first class overhead lounge that's directly

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<v Speaker 1>above the first class seats. Do you mean like the

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<v Speaker 1>luggist apartment? Oh, so you've flown it before. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>have not flown it. I am a full grown man.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I think you have the wrong idea. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>you're picturing being all crammed in a normal overhead compartment.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the first class one, so much roomier, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean almost forty more space and they have holes so

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<v Speaker 1>you can breathe Do you hear your hand to me?

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<v Speaker 1>You want me to fly side of the luggist apartment? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you crazy? But it's in first class? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>who doesn't want to be in first class? Not trying

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<v Speaker 1>to make it better because you put first class in

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<v Speaker 1>part of it? Say first class does not make it better? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Does it make it better? If I say this is

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<v Speaker 1>a first class overhead economy? Prank? A first class Let

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<v Speaker 1>make a prank. What are you talking about? I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>about My name is actually Brooke for the radio show

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<v Speaker 1>Brook at Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a

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<v Speaker 1>phone tap on you. No, get outa here. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a joke. Yes, your buddy Guyler set you up. He

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<v Speaker 1>said you booked a first class ticket for the first time,

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<v Speaker 1>which is awesome, so he wanted us to mess with you.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you a serious I thought you really wanted me

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<v Speaker 1>to stay in the overhead compartment. Are you sure we

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<v Speaker 1>can't offer you a first class napkin? And it's got

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<v Speaker 1>the airline logo on it? No way? Wake up every

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<v Speaker 1>morning with funk tabs weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke

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<v Speaker 1>and Jeffrey in the Morning