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Speaker 1: The Nicky Glazer Podcast. Nicky, Hello here, I am welcome

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Speaker 1: to the show. It's the Nicki Glaser Podcast. It's Thursday

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Speaker 1: when you're listening to this. I didn't say this yesterday

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Speaker 1: upon our coming back from break, but our podcast will

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Speaker 1: be out now Wednesday and Thursday. Just so you know,

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Speaker 1: we'll be taping them the day before. But this is

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Speaker 1: so that we can kind of sync up the audio

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Speaker 1: release with the video release on YouTube a little bit,

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Speaker 1: a little bit close. Seemed closer, not perfectly close, but yeah. Um,

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Speaker 1: and I'll give us time to edit out all the

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Speaker 1: slurs that we say throughout the show and all the

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Speaker 1: rants I go on about chrystallia or whatever. Um. Oh wait,

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Speaker 1: we didn't take that one out, and there are separate

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Speaker 1: YouTube compilations about it online. Now, Um, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: It's um, it's a great day today. I'm surrounded by

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Speaker 1: friends both afar and near. It's Brian Franzie's here. He's

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Speaker 1: the new permanent sidekick. What's up, Brian? Yeah? Can I

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Speaker 1: just say that I thought of something funny that I

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Speaker 1: should have said yesterday during my Creed story. Yes, and

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Speaker 1: because I felt it was lacking about ten percent funny

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Speaker 1: all day I go, you know what? There was something missing?

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Speaker 1: What was it? I lost sleep over it? Okay, so

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Speaker 1: that Brian, I'm sorry I didn't. Greg's here. He hasn't

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Speaker 1: heard the story. So Greg Warren is here. Wait, hold on,

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Speaker 1: let's just bring Greg and let me just said. Okay, Brian,

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Speaker 1: Franzie's here on your Marina is here in New York,

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Speaker 1: Noah's here in Arizona. And then with me in studio

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Speaker 1: is Greg Warren, one of my dear friends from UM

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Speaker 1: I mean since two thousand three, I think is when

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Speaker 1: I met you two thousand and three. He is one

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Speaker 1: of the best comedians in the game, has been even

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Speaker 1: since two thousand and three. You were just one of

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Speaker 1: the ones we all looked up to and still look

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Speaker 1: up to. Just one of the best comics going. And

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Speaker 1: if you've never heard of him, what a treat for

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Speaker 1: you that you get to experience him for the first

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Speaker 1: time with his new special called The Salesman, which is

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Speaker 1: out April twenty first, that is next Friday, correct on YouTube,

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Speaker 1: but you can watch it for free. Directed by n

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Speaker 1: Nate Bargotzi hands selected Greg Warren because Nate you probably

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Speaker 1: know who Nate is he's blowing up, you know, and

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Speaker 1: one of the best comics out there as well. And

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Speaker 1: if you give you know, Nate gets Nats is choosing

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Speaker 1: now to produce and direct specials of his hero of

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Speaker 1: people that he's looked up to and thinks that more

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Speaker 1: people need to have eyes on. And he selected Greg Warren,

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Speaker 1: which I mean we've all known forever that Greg. Greg

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Speaker 1: is like the um Brian you know this too, like

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Speaker 1: as a Midwest comic that kind of came up in Bloomington, Illinois.

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Speaker 1: Like Greg Warren is a force. Greg Warren is one

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Speaker 1: of the nicest maybe v nicest, there's a couple in

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Speaker 1: the top. He can be a dick, he's he's generous,

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Speaker 1: he's generous, he is a guy. He's like a Yoda

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Speaker 1: of and then I've never seen I don't know that

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Speaker 1: reference entirely, but he's he's guided so much any comedians

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Speaker 1: being a comedian. And he's we'll get into like, um, Greg,

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Speaker 1: I know. That's I've had about six meals with Greg

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Speaker 1: in my lifetime, and I have never paid for one

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Speaker 1: of them. That is so true. I was just telling Greg,

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Speaker 1: we so prior to the show, we'll get to Brian

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Speaker 1: Francie's Creed um bonus content. After that guy lost sleep,

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Speaker 1: I was like, I felt like I was going to

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Speaker 1: gonna lose even more sleep because he heard that Nikki

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Speaker 1: also lost sleep over the Creed story. No, I was

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Speaker 1: disappointed in my own not like pulling more out of

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Speaker 1: the Creed story, because I know that there was so

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Speaker 1: down as a host. It was. It was nothing to

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Speaker 1: do with you, Brian. Honestly, you brought a great story

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Speaker 1: with um tons of fodder to be had, and I

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Speaker 1: shouting I sleep last night, Ali, who doesn't sleep in

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Speaker 1: separate bedrooms. By the way, Greg, Oh really, yes, Wow,

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Speaker 1: Brian Franjie and his betrothed beautiful. Yeah, nice too, Nice

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Speaker 1: fact that she is a stunners. She's so hot, she's

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Speaker 1: I just want to say, Um, Greg Warren has bought me.

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Speaker 1: He spent thousands of dollars on me, thousands, Greg, He

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Speaker 1: and and other people too, I know. I mean you

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Speaker 1: extend this to everyone in your friend space. Because we

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Speaker 1: were just talking on the way here, um goes we

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Speaker 1: He met me at Starbucks where they were running behind.

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Speaker 1: Like the whole time you would just sip it and

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Speaker 1: It's crazy. I do remember you when you were broke,

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Speaker 1: and that's what you said. I was like that. I

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Speaker 1: remember you were too, because I needed you a warm meal.

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Speaker 1: These like kind of silly sketches for serious radio. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: and they played a bunch of them, and Nikki was

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Speaker 1: You still send me money from that, but like Greg

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Speaker 1: does not need to. I would never expect that, but

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Speaker 1: I could once every two years from that your money.

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Speaker 1: But I mean we divvied up the royalties and like,

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Speaker 1: Oh you were so generous and wasn't generous. It was

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Speaker 1: everybody's money. You continue to be that way. You're Oh,

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Speaker 1: anytime I'm going to meet you for anything, you always

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Speaker 1: stuff up when the pandemic. That was like, my you're

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Speaker 1: have a case for at home. That could charge these

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Speaker 1: and they can't be yours. No, you can't do that. Well,

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Speaker 1: I stole something, No can. They can track them. I

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Speaker 1: Because I don't like to say, Grace is the name

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Speaker 1: bad headspace that day. You were vindictive about something that

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Speaker 1: guilt over me stealing because Chris the right away. I

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Speaker 1: you air pods. No one's ever returned them to the

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Speaker 1: pods because you're not going to dump those anywhere. These

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Speaker 1: air pods are amazing. Yeah, even though you're confessing, you're

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Speaker 1: you're coming clean. But even if you weren't, she'd be

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Speaker 1: able to track you by your tour schedules. She'd be like,

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Speaker 1: the air pods are now in Grease rather into the Netherlands,

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Speaker 1: and then she'd be able to look it up and

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Speaker 1: cross check. Oh that's such a good point. Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: that would that would take a lot of Well, I'm

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Speaker 1: going to do something really good for the world because

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Speaker 1: front desk would have stolen them. But I gotta put

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Speaker 1: some good out in the world. Okay. So but yeah, Greg,

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Speaker 1: dinner and stuff. You're just a generous person. But um

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Speaker 1: Greg's the best. So you guys can like suck it,

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Speaker 1: knew you were going to do it, and it just

424
00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,080
Speaker 1: you forget and it's the best thing that you could

425
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,760
Speaker 1: have done, and it's the thing that would have changed

426
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:30,360
Speaker 1: the course of your life, you know. And I think

427
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,240
Speaker 1: that's so relatable. And luckily, you know, this is the

428
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:35,119
Speaker 1: podcast you can jump on the next day and say, hey,

429
00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:36,359
Speaker 1: I want to do this. But a lot of times

430
00:21:36,359 --> 00:21:39,119
Speaker 1: you can't. There was one time you can't. I mean,

431
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:44,200
Speaker 1: I appreciate, I really appreciate you taking this with arms

432
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:50,560
Speaker 1: wide open to oh he's back, he's back, baby. Yeah.

433
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:54,040
Speaker 1: So the one time it happened to me was during

434
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Speaker 1: the roast of It was the last one I did.

435
00:21:56,880 --> 00:22:00,879
Speaker 1: It was ALC Baldwin, and so I had I had

436
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,719
Speaker 1: already done my set and I was comp it was

437
00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:04,600
Speaker 1: it went well. There was a couple There was a

438
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,560
Speaker 1: couple jokes I forgot. I've talked about this a lot

439
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,800
Speaker 1: where I forgot to do two jokes which ended up

440
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,800
Speaker 1: being see this thing. The whole time I'm sitting there

441
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:14,560
Speaker 1: and I realized, you know, when I'm backstage copying and pasting,

442
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:17,160
Speaker 1: like I'm in my trailer, it's last minute, they're giving

443
00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:19,119
Speaker 1: me extra jokes at the end that other people are

444
00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:21,880
Speaker 1: too scared to use. So I'm editing my set, and

445
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,480
Speaker 1: you know, something would happen where I would I would

446
00:22:24,480 --> 00:22:27,520
Speaker 1: copy a bunch of text and then I would press

447
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:31,480
Speaker 1: you know, apple X to cut it, which means it's

448
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:33,919
Speaker 1: it's copied, but you got to place it somewhere or

449
00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:37,200
Speaker 1: it gets lost in the world. I would Yes, I

450
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:40,359
Speaker 1: would cut it, and then I would someone would go, hey,

451
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:41,720
Speaker 1: do you want to They'd come to my trailer do

452
00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,359
Speaker 1: you want a coffee? And be like, yeah, actually, can

453
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:44,719
Speaker 1: I get it? And then I go back to it

454
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:47,480
Speaker 1: and it's gone and it's not been pasted, and I'm

455
00:22:47,520 --> 00:22:50,359
Speaker 1: backed and then so but then that one goes to

456
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:53,960
Speaker 1: prompter and then I do my set, and afterwards I'm like, oh,

457
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:56,000
Speaker 1: someone does like a similar type joke and you can.

458
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure there's a footage on my face

459
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:01,120
Speaker 1: just going like, oh God, I forgot this joke because

460
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:02,840
Speaker 1: there was this one joke I did about Caitlyn Jenner,

461
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:05,680
Speaker 1: which I feel more good, more good, gooder. I think

462
00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,280
Speaker 1: the word's good er about doing it now because she's

463
00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:12,480
Speaker 1: like now, like you know, she's anti trans now, even

464
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,400
Speaker 1: though she's like I don't even fucking understand what's going

465
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,960
Speaker 1: on with Caitlyn Jenner. Chris last night told me it's

466
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:21,119
Speaker 1: all about getting attention. Like whatever you can say to

467
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:24,160
Speaker 1: just keep getting attention is get like what these not

468
00:23:24,359 --> 00:23:28,040
Speaker 1: trans people? But like what you know, celebrities, So yes,

469
00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:32,439
Speaker 1: so pretty much celebrities narcissists do. So anyway, the joke was, um,

470
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:37,399
Speaker 1: oh it was, and I've done it on Stern, but

471
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:40,960
Speaker 1: it was like Alec Baldwin. Alec Baldwin has a podcast

472
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:43,479
Speaker 1: called Here's the Thing, which is also how he introduced

473
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:49,400
Speaker 1: Caitlyn Jenner to me backstage God, which really made me laugh.

474
00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 1: It's so inappropriate, I'm very and it's not even an

475
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,800
Speaker 1: anti trans joke. It's just like what is going on

476
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,440
Speaker 1: with you? So it could have been when when when

477
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 1: she was bruced, you know, you could have said that,

478
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 1: So it was so I I but I don't regret

479
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 1: doing that because it does strike me as pretty anti

480
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:08,600
Speaker 1: trans and it could have been like a world of

481
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,040
Speaker 1: issues for me. And then I got to do it

482
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 1: on the Howard Sterns Show as like jokes that I

483
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 1: didn't do that, we're too so it ends up being good.

484
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 1: But the one that I regret so much was at

485
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:21,120
Speaker 1: one point, Jeff Ross is doing his set and he's

486
00:24:21,119 --> 00:24:23,399
Speaker 1: done a bunch of jokes about me already that of

487
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,800
Speaker 1: like either I'm not attractive or not whatever it was,

488
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:28,720
Speaker 1: and it's it's you know, that's just the rules of

489
00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:31,400
Speaker 1: the game, and so I'm like, ha ha. So it's

490
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 1: perfect because he's already insulted me. And then he kind

491
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,080
Speaker 1: of gets parched at one point and he has no

492
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:37,919
Speaker 1: water up there, so he I'm the closest thing, so

493
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:39,840
Speaker 1: he reaches down and takes my water and takes a

494
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,400
Speaker 1: sip and then he places him back down and just

495
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 1: three seconds too fast. I thought of the idea to

496
00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 1: just pour it out behind me, just like he touched

497
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,440
Speaker 1: it and just like like which it would have been

498
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 1: so funny, but I waited. It was just three seconds

499
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,440
Speaker 1: too long. It would have been missed. So then I'm

500
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 1: kicking myself about that. There are just those moments where

501
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 1: you go that would have been the defining my career

502
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:06,640
Speaker 1: um or just in't like you just have those moments

503
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:10,199
Speaker 1: with people and arguments or like what you should have

504
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,760
Speaker 1: said to someone to keep so they wouldn't break up

505
00:25:13,800 --> 00:25:15,399
Speaker 1: with I don't even know, like do you are you

506
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:19,800
Speaker 1: haunted by regret? I mean smaller mostly just like yeah,

507
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:22,840
Speaker 1: but it's tiny, dumb stuff. I mean I just got

508
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 1: creed stuff. Yeah, I just yeah that yeah, that kind

509
00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:27,720
Speaker 1: of thing. Yeah yeah, No, I mean I didn't do

510
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:32,760
Speaker 1: anything horrible like steal somebody's eye, Like I just got

511
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 1: done editing a special and there's just these there's there's

512
00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 1: this moment, it's this joke and it's the smallest thing,

513
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,359
Speaker 1: and I know it's not gonna matter, but to me,

514
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:42,680
Speaker 1: I'm like, what what were you thinking? Why? Wait? What

515
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,360
Speaker 1: was can you tell us what it was? Because just

516
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:49,680
Speaker 1: to show how Soto about so it was, I used

517
00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:52,520
Speaker 1: to sell pringles, yes and back and like when they

518
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,919
Speaker 1: came out, Um, the government got clear about what you

519
00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 1: mean when you said sell pringles. It wasn't like on

520
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:03,680
Speaker 1: the sidewalk outside of door to door. I was big

521
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:06,880
Speaker 1: accounts grocery worked for Procter and Gamble, and you would

522
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:10,640
Speaker 1: sell princles to grocery stores. Yeah. Yeah, it's funny because

523
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 1: I remember when I first got that job. I was

524
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 1: talking to like this girl in the bar. It was

525
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 1: when I was just still in college or right after.

526
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,280
Speaker 1: It was like, yeah, I just got a pretty big

527
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:22,680
Speaker 1: job of him selling you know, she's like door to door.

528
00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:26,280
Speaker 1: It's so funny when you get so used to what

529
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 1: you do for a living that you kind of say

530
00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 1: it in a way that does not convey the yeah

531
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,359
Speaker 1: it actually is. So you worked for Proctor and Gamble,

532
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:35,880
Speaker 1: which is an interesting facet of Greg's careers, which he

533
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,439
Speaker 1: had a he was he didn't just have a day

534
00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 1: job like walking dogs or working in the cafe. He

535
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 1: was you're an executive or like a sales exact. Yeah,

536
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 1: I was like mid management. I was doing well, but

537
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,639
Speaker 1: you're I mean, Greg went to West Point, Greg was

538
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 1: a is a state champion, UM wrestler. I mean, he's

539
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:57,280
Speaker 1: a hard worker. He's someone who achieves the you know,

540
00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,480
Speaker 1: the limits of He like pushes him helf and he's

541
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: just he's just an achiever. Um and so, but you

542
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:07,479
Speaker 1: gave that all up to do comedy because saw you

543
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:11,160
Speaker 1: did that. Yeah, you gave it all achieving, gave up achieving.

544
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,080
Speaker 1: He said, you know what, I want to stop reaching

545
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:18,920
Speaker 1: the highest levels of whatever I out to do, and

546
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a much more comfortable person with mediocrity.

547
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 1: There's no mediocre away. Greg does comedy. And you'll see

548
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,280
Speaker 1: that in the Salesman April twenty first on YouTube. Make

549
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 1: sure mark your calendar is to check that out. Um. Okay, so,

550
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,679
Speaker 1: so tell us what you said. So the joke was

551
00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:40,200
Speaker 1: like it was, it's true. And when they launched pringles

552
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,920
Speaker 1: they were doing well, and then the government stepped in

553
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:45,359
Speaker 1: and they were like, hey, you're not made up of

554
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:49,040
Speaker 1: one hundred percent potatoes. You're made up of corn and

555
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:53,640
Speaker 1: soy and wheat and potatoes. So you can't call yourselves

556
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:58,400
Speaker 1: potato chips. You have to call yourselves potato crisps got

557
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,200
Speaker 1: it and the joke should say, I should say, and

558
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 1: we did, and people were like, yeah, we still like them,

559
00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:08,120
Speaker 1: you know, like and the government was like, you know,

560
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,440
Speaker 1: you know, they're not made hundred percent potatoes, and people like, yeah,

561
00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,600
Speaker 1: we kind of figured that when they were uniformly stacked

562
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 1: on top of each other in the perfect shape of

563
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 1: a horse saddle. You know, those gummy orange sliced candies

564
00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 1: not real oranges. We figured that out. But this is

565
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,920
Speaker 1: how small. It's because I didn't. I forgot to say

566
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 1: the thing. Yeah, okay, so I said, um, and we

567
00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:32,520
Speaker 1: did and and and people are like, yeah, we still

568
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:35,199
Speaker 1: like them. You didn't say they didn't care. I didn't know.

569
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:38,080
Speaker 1: I said. I didn't. I forgot to say, and we did.

570
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 1: I go did yeah, and I go And people were like, yeah,

571
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:44,040
Speaker 1: we still like them. I forgot. I forgot to say,

572
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:46,520
Speaker 1: and we did. And it just makes the joke a

573
00:28:46,600 --> 00:28:50,560
Speaker 1: little more specifically still clearer, yes, so that they understand

574
00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,520
Speaker 1: the punchline a little bit more. Clarity is such so

575
00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:56,760
Speaker 1: important that's crystallized. That's one of the biggest problems. I

576
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,479
Speaker 1: think when I watch stand ups, is I go, the

577
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 1: joke you're telling is hilarious you are, and you're thinking

578
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: that it's not funny enough because you're not getting the response.

579
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 1: The audience doesn't understand. You're not help you're not holding

580
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,040
Speaker 1: their hand to the finish line. You're kind of just

581
00:29:11,080 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 1: going like, come on, come on, and they're kind of

582
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:15,720
Speaker 1: just they're figuring it out. They get there, but you

583
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 1: gotta be you gotta be so crystal clear. And that's

584
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 1: what leads to people sometimes over explaining things, whereas oh, yeah,

585
00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 1: you don't. And my biggest pet feeve is like, you

586
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:26,000
Speaker 1: guys know about this tender thing. Well, it's this thing

587
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:30,760
Speaker 1: where like everyone knows what tender is shut off and

588
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 1: I know you have to fill twenty minutes and you're scared,

589
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: but we don't need to know. Like the one person

590
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,960
Speaker 1: who doesn't know tinder, you don't need that person's laugh.

591
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 1: Everyone else is on board. You're you. You don't over explain,

592
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:45,760
Speaker 1: and yeah, because I remember, I mean not only you,

593
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,920
Speaker 1: but I just remember the one thing that really got

594
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,040
Speaker 1: through to me Chris Porter one time at an open

595
00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 1: mic and Stanford and Sons in Kansas City, who was

596
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 1: like kind of the Greg Warren of a comedy scene

597
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 1: there of like everyone's scared of him. He's had some

598
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 1: success and U and he was just the best Tom Yes,

599
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 1: so funny Chris Porter. Really yeah, I want a good friend.

600
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,320
Speaker 1: That helped me out a lot in the beginning as well.

601
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 1: But he I remember at the time, we were not friends.

602
00:30:07,760 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 1: He was just this intimidating tall guy that would kind

603
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,400
Speaker 1: of just you know, walk into the open mic and

604
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 1: watch from the back. He was like almost too funny

605
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 1: to like go up, you know. And so he called

606
00:30:16,600 --> 00:30:18,240
Speaker 1: me to the back and he's a Glazer and it

607
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 1: was the first time I've been summoned by Chris Porter.

608
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,280
Speaker 1: And I walked back and he's like, tell the joke,

609
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:27,960
Speaker 1: and I was just like what he goes, tell the joke.

610
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 1: And I couldn't understand what he was saying because I

611
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 1: was just so like scared of him even talking to me.

612
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: But what he meant was shut stop rambling. And I

613
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 1: still do it. I mean I still I watched myself.

614
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 1: I just posted a clip today and it's full of

615
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,920
Speaker 1: likes and ums and it's like, you shouldn't be liking

616
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 1: and umming Special Glazer. I overliked on this, I was

617
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 1: saying right now, I liked so much on this Special

618
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:54,240
Speaker 1: it is an affectation. Yeah, Luckily I don't think it

619
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 1: was ruined the whole thing. But you're not a woman,

620
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,680
Speaker 1: so people aren't fine tuned to go to dismiss you.

621
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:02,800
Speaker 1: It became it was just affectation. It was like part

622
00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: of the character that I was, and I do have

623
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 1: a little bit of an awkward character. Um. I feel

624
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 1: like you are very much there is I was just

625
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 1: saying this to Greg. You know, I don't like stand

626
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 1: ups who completely transform on stage unless they acknowledge it.

627
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: Like I do a character Larry the camera. But when

628
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,160
Speaker 1: you're talking to someone at the comedy cellar at the

629
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,920
Speaker 1: table and then they go downstairs and you go watch

630
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:25,320
Speaker 1: a set and they're doing a completely different voice, and

631
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 1: and they don't acknowledge it, That's where I go, what's

632
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:30,800
Speaker 1: going on here? Yeah? This isn't I don't mind a

633
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 1: character if we're all aware that this is a character. Um.

634
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 1: But you I think are very true to um, more

635
00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 1: so than ever to who you are now. But you, yeah,

636
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 1: you get amped up, you have there has to be here.

637
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:49,400
Speaker 1: You're a little dopeier. You're a little dopier on stage. Yes, yeah, um, thanks, yeah, yeah, yeah,

638
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: you play into well you, and you've You've got done

639
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 1: a really good job, I think because I've seen your progression.

640
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 1: Even even when I first met you, you were like

641
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:02,840
Speaker 1: the great I'm but now I realized like you were.

642
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:05,800
Speaker 1: You were just like a type. Yeah, you were like

643
00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 1: a new headliner. But to me, I had barely two minutes,

644
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 1: so to me it was like extraordinary. But you but

645
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,720
Speaker 1: you were really good back then and your bits stand

646
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:17,480
Speaker 1: the test of time. But um, from even back then,

647
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,240
Speaker 1: I mean Greg just redid a Taylor swift and rerecorded

648
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 1: a lot of your bits from back in the day

649
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:27,480
Speaker 1: to release and they still hold up. Yeah, I mean Chris,

650
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 1: like my boyfriend, Yeah, Chris went down and filmed these

651
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 1: things because I started, I was never doing social media

652
00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,160
Speaker 1: and I had a few clips. Yeah, and I ran

653
00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 1: out of clips and I was like, why these clips

654
00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,640
Speaker 1: you can't even find? So Chris like smart went down

655
00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 1: and just He's like, I'm like, we can't produce a special.

656
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 1: But he was like, yeah, yeah, let me figure it out.

657
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,080
Speaker 1: So Chris just shot this thing. Oh. I remember when

658
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,440
Speaker 1: he told me I can't hang out with you this week.

659
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:57,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to Arkansas to shoot Greg's four. Really, I

660
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:00,239
Speaker 1: think flute man is very accessible on YouTube. You can

661
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: probably just pull it from that. You're so right. But no, Greg, well, no,

662
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: Chris and I are such Greg fans. I mean we

663
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,200
Speaker 1: quote your jokes to each other. Chris is the biggest

664
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 1: Greg Warre fan. It's it's so sweet and um, but

665
00:33:15,960 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: I want to just talk about um. I like some

666
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: of the stuff that you get into. You know when

667
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:24,440
Speaker 1: you were first talking about you just have like vulnerable stuff.

668
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:26,960
Speaker 1: The one that sticks out to me. And during the pandemic,

669
00:33:27,160 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 1: Greg and I would meet at Caldi's Coffee shopping Kirkwood,

670
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,840
Speaker 1: Missouri constantly to like talk about bits and work on bits.

671
00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 1: And I think it was there that you first told

672
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 1: me about. And I don't know if this ended up

673
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:39,800
Speaker 1: in your special. I think it did where you're doing

674
00:33:39,840 --> 00:33:42,760
Speaker 1: sit ups in the park. Yeah, it didn't go in

675
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,600
Speaker 1: and you just I just remember that I have that

676
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:47,040
Speaker 1: joke still. You gotta do it. Well, you just to

677
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:50,120
Speaker 1: say what happened here? I don't totally remember. I'm gonna

678
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,080
Speaker 1: I don't help, but I'll tell you, but you just

679
00:33:53,120 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 1: tell us. It's so funny. It was an historia and

680
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,640
Speaker 1: I was in the park. Oh yeah, that's right. And

681
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 1: I was doing sit ups in this group of like

682
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:09,359
Speaker 1: middle school girls rode by on their bikes and one

683
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:15,560
Speaker 1: of them started counting my situps and she was doing

684
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: it like not in a supportive way, like she was like, one,

685
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 1: you're fat. Two you're old. Free. No matter how many

686
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 1: sit ups you do, you're not gonna look as good

687
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: as you did when you were forty four. You didn't

688
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 1: even look that good when you were forty and the like.

689
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 1: And I don't remember all of it. It's it was

690
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 1: a something about me and Eminem's in the Walgreen parking lot. Yeah,

691
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm always interested in like food stuff, body stuff,

692
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,720
Speaker 1: and like as a man, when I see a grown

693
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 1: man who, by all accounts seems just like I mean,

694
00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: you were a a wrestler, and like you just are.

695
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:56,919
Speaker 1: You're like an athletic, like you're like a guys guy

696
00:34:57,160 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 1: into sports. But then you hear you talk about like

697
00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 1: you know, shoveling oreos in your face and like the

698
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 1: parking lot in the car, it makes me really hell Yeah,

699
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: that so many people can relate man like, and I

700
00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:11,400
Speaker 1: don't think men really talk about like their like food

701
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,680
Speaker 1: problems or whatever and like and there and so or

702
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 1: like the st or even like you going on walks

703
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:21,000
Speaker 1: like that was a real when you started talking about

704
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 1: but you know exactly what. I don't know what you're

705
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 1: talking about. You have a problem with me walking. Greg

706
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:30,759
Speaker 1: used to have a bit about like I just like

707
00:35:31,080 --> 00:35:33,399
Speaker 1: you know, I started walking like I have a walk now,

708
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:35,560
Speaker 1: like a walk that and that's like a part of

709
00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:36,719
Speaker 1: your life when you can do a part of your

710
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:39,440
Speaker 1: life where you have a walk. Like your neighbors said, hey,

711
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:43,040
Speaker 1: are you going on your walk? I was like my walk,

712
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:46,680
Speaker 1: my walk, like like no, and I'm not gonna go

713
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:53,719
Speaker 1: watch my stories. Yeah that was so good that that,

714
00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,439
Speaker 1: Yeah that, I'm so glad you remind me yet because

715
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 1: you know how you do a special okay, and then

716
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 1: you're like you have to start over, and I am

717
00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,880
Speaker 1: don't you got no dying right now? And I'm like,

718
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,359
Speaker 1: oh no, I have this other thing that hasn't been

719
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 1: out there yet that that's now I have a little

720
00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:14,680
Speaker 1: yeah material. I'm I'm starting to feel dry as well

721
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 1: with my I'm at this part with my special, like

722
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 1: well I talk about feeling dry and my stand up,

723
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:21,799
Speaker 1: but I'm at this part of my stand up where

724
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,840
Speaker 1: it's like the jokes have been working. They're kind of

725
00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 1: like what they are, and I'm getting kind of bored

726
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,399
Speaker 1: with them, and it's getting to this place of like

727
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: it's almost like in a relationship, like the honeymoon period

728
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 1: is over with my jokes of these of this new batch,

729
00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:37,319
Speaker 1: and I'm kind of just like I need something new

730
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 1: to come in there trying to open my success. I

731
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:44,600
Speaker 1: want you are I wanted to feel like every time

732
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 1: I tell like I don't know if this is going

733
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 1: to work or like let's push the bounds, and when

734
00:36:48,520 --> 00:36:50,640
Speaker 1: it's yeah, you're right, when it's safe, I'm kind of

735
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: just like, what's what's next. So I'm excited to go

736
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,200
Speaker 1: on the road this weekend because I do have some

737
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 1: new ideas that you know, give me life, give me hope, Like, well,

738
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 1: one joke can breathe life into an hour set. One

739
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:05,560
Speaker 1: joke it can make you be like, oh that was

740
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 1: a good set. Yes, I did that thing. Did you

741
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 1: see that line? And I'm sure people like our friends

742
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,759
Speaker 1: my new line. No, I didn't see the thing, man, Yeah,

743
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 1: did you see that thing where I did the thing

744
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,000
Speaker 1: where it was like yes, Well, the one new line

745
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,600
Speaker 1: I have that I'm obsessed to with that I don't

746
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:22,839
Speaker 1: even want to share on this pisite will just ruin

747
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,799
Speaker 1: it because it's just one little joke. It's maybe the

748
00:37:24,840 --> 00:37:28,439
Speaker 1: best joke I've ever had and it's just a one liner.

749
00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: And fucking Chris wrote it, and I'm so and it's great.

750
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,160
Speaker 1: He wrote one in my special. Yeah he has a

751
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 1: joke from it. He wrote we were in doing a

752
00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:43,000
Speaker 1: show and great. He's not a comic, hey man, um,

753
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,920
Speaker 1: and you know crazy, He's like, I don't this thing

754
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 1: right there. I'm like, oh, you had to listen to

755
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 1: like thirty minutes of him going like, I know I'm

756
00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:51,839
Speaker 1: not a comic. I would never even to be able

757
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:56,200
Speaker 1: to do what you do. And the thing is, you're

758
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 1: so programmed for it to not be a good idea

759
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,880
Speaker 1: ninety percent of a time, it's just a call back

760
00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,240
Speaker 1: from comics. Just they just got comic so the worst.

761
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:08,879
Speaker 1: Hey man, what if you said flute man again? I'm like, yeah, yeah,

762
00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 1: like but Chris says this thing and I'm like yeah, wait, wait,

763
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:15,839
Speaker 1: wait a minute, wait, wait say that. I'm gonna write

764
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:19,800
Speaker 1: that down, this son of a bitch in paraphrase what

765
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 1: you just said. I just totally And the joke was

766
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 1: an eight and he made it at ten. That's whe

767
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,080
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're not going to improve on this joke.

768
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,719
Speaker 1: It took yeah, yeah, And I was like the one

769
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:30,799
Speaker 1: he gave me he just said as a joke. He

770
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: was just you know, it's almost like a play on words.

771
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 1: I'll just say what it is. It's it's it's about

772
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:38,799
Speaker 1: He was saying like, um, you know, I uh. He

773
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: made some joke about a trans sister radio and just

774
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 1: saying like you have a trans sister and it was

775
00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:48,160
Speaker 1: just trans sister radio and just trans and I was

776
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,440
Speaker 1: like that is great, and he goes, I don't know

777
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,080
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do with it, and I go and

778
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,080
Speaker 1: then that's where the magic happens, where it's like how

779
00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 1: do I make that into a joke? How? I mean,

780
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:59,080
Speaker 1: it's no you And we've always said this, like Gross

781
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:01,880
Speaker 1: talks about it like you work backwards better than anybody.

782
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:05,040
Speaker 1: I know. Oh that's nice. Yeah, because like I'll be like,

783
00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,840
Speaker 1: I I'm such a like I have to be like, okay,

784
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:09,400
Speaker 1: this is this thing that I happened or this thing

785
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 1: that I saw on these and then we just move

786
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 1: it to like now it's going to be absurd and

787
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,799
Speaker 1: we're going to You're like, I hear that, I see

788
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 1: the end, So now I have to go I have

789
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:19,840
Speaker 1: to write this thing to get to the thing that

790
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:21,399
Speaker 1: I know is going to be a good joke. Yeah,

791
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:24,359
Speaker 1: because I need the guarantee that there's something really good

792
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:25,920
Speaker 1: to pay off at the end of this, whereas like

793
00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 1: when I'm working with something that's just like I think

794
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:30,560
Speaker 1: this could have legs, like there's not that promise of

795
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 1: the great ending. I need the I need the that reward,

796
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,799
Speaker 1: and then I build backwards. I think that's also the

797
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:39,040
Speaker 1: thing to a Franjie's story without the thing that, yeah,

798
00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:44,840
Speaker 1: you know the creature, Is there any sort of discernible

799
00:39:46,760 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 1: when it's like everybody knows there's this got to be

800
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: this ending, and then it doesn't happen. She didn't give

801
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 1: it to us, can I lost sleep west Side and

802
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 1: I didn't hear it felt something in Yeah, there was

803
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:02,319
Speaker 1: a Chris Convey joke that made me laugh out loud.

804
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: I still think about it. It was, um, we were

805
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 1: in the parking lot of the Ludo shows in Saint

806
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:10,520
Speaker 1: Louis and there was this person in the booth, the

807
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 1: parking attendant in the booth, and then we left and

808
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 1: then we came back and the parking attendant, uh like,

809
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 1: wasn't there anymore, And just as quick as he can go,

810
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,680
Speaker 1: he said she just couldn't handle the booth. And I

811
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,840
Speaker 1: thought that was so funny. I don't get it. You

812
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:31,760
Speaker 1: don't get it. Oh to the truth, you can't handle

813
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 1: the couldn't handle. I was like, oh, I was like

814
00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 1: the booth ladies gone. She just could handle the booth,

815
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 1: just like that. Okay, there there is a He does

816
00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:42,319
Speaker 1: great word play, which I you know, punt, some could

817
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: say dad joke puns, but the level he does the Matt,

818
00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:47,839
Speaker 1: I'm always tickled by. Last night we were doing this thing.

819
00:40:47,880 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 1: We were at the soccer game and my sister brought

820
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 1: her kids and so it was kind of like babysitting

821
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: the whole time and kind of corraling these little kids

822
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 1: running around, and he's so good with kids. I've never

823
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 1: seen a little girl love her aunt's boyfriend. Like it's

824
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 1: just just to me. I would have been like, oh,

825
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 1: who's this guy, Like my aunt's a boyfriend. I don't

826
00:41:04,520 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 1: even know what that is, like this weird guy. But

827
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,040
Speaker 1: she was so obsessed with them she wouldn't say good

828
00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,040
Speaker 1: bye to me. She's four. She just would say she

829
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 1: would call me poopy, and then she would go like

830
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 1: buy Chris, and she kept like giving him hugs, and

831
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:16,879
Speaker 1: I was just like, what's happening. So we started playing

832
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:19,799
Speaker 1: telephone where I would whisper something and then she would

833
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,120
Speaker 1: go whisper at him and tell him, and it was

834
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,480
Speaker 1: It's a fun game with kids because it makes them

835
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 1: run back and forth, so it's less having to like

836
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 1: hold them and wrangle them. So at one point she

837
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 1: comes up to me and she can deliver some message

838
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: from Chris, and she goes, will you marry me? Just kidding,

839
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 1: I just hit me. Like. One of the reason I

840
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 1: think you guys are good is like because both of

841
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,920
Speaker 1: you guys do that thing where you just play those

842
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:48,279
Speaker 1: dumb games I used to do with you all the time.

843
00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: I had this friend, my friend Carol from high school,

844
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 1: like one of my favorite people in the world, and

845
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,680
Speaker 1: her daughter. We ran into her daughter at Starbucks and

846
00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,319
Speaker 1: this was a long time ago when you were there

847
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,440
Speaker 1: with me, and she was talking about going to cheerleading camp,

848
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,359
Speaker 1: and me and Nikki just immediately started doing this bit

849
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 1: where Nicky's like, well, I mean I want to go.

850
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:08,920
Speaker 1: I'm like well he can't go, Nikki, She's like, well

851
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:11,799
Speaker 1: I could go, I could go. Is there a age

852
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 1: got off? They say that I can't. Yeah, they're just

853
00:42:14,080 --> 00:42:17,040
Speaker 1: laughing sort and Nikki's playing it right. She's like, no,

854
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:18,920
Speaker 1: I mean, do you want me to do a cheer?

855
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: I can remember too late. And then Chris. Chris did

856
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,880
Speaker 1: this thing when a show we were doing I think

857
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: I told you about it, where he was like somehow

858
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,120
Speaker 1: we got this thing going. We were just annoying everybody

859
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:35,719
Speaker 1: where Chris was like speaking like fake Italian, yeah, yes,

860
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: and I was just I was interpreting for my friend

861
00:42:39,920 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 1: here thinks of that very very verio, very legs of

862
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 1: the pizza thigh, and I was like, what my friend

863
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 1: is trying to say is he wants he wants to

864
00:42:47,760 --> 00:42:51,239
Speaker 1: know if you'd like a piece of pizza. And I

865
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:57,279
Speaker 1: love Chris one because he was He stayed with me

866
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,920
Speaker 1: for half an hour and it was there was everybody

867
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 1: was when you guys are doing bits where I literally

868
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 1: just go, where where are kids that I can play with?

869
00:43:07,640 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: Because this is this is too immature from me. I

870
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 1: want to play telephone with Poppy because this is intolerable. There. Yeah,

871
00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:17,120
Speaker 1: there was one that he was doing on the phone

872
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 1: with me where he kept sending me jokes and I

873
00:43:19,080 --> 00:43:20,640
Speaker 1: couldn't get out of it. I'd go like ha ha

874
00:43:20,719 --> 00:43:23,240
Speaker 1: ha and then ask a normal question. He'd keep responding

875
00:43:23,239 --> 00:43:24,799
Speaker 1: with a joke. And it got to the point where

876
00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:26,400
Speaker 1: I just wrote him back and I said, this is

877
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:30,760
Speaker 1: this is fun, but this is borderline not funny anymore,

878
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 1: and I don't want to be a part of it.

879
00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 1: Like I had to get like stern with him, like

880
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:37,880
Speaker 1: please stop this bit double down and then it gets funny.

881
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 1: I'm really excited on your new special about a particular

882
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:45,160
Speaker 1: bit that I didn't even know you were going to do.

883
00:43:45,239 --> 00:43:47,320
Speaker 1: But I went to the I went to these tapings.

884
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:50,280
Speaker 1: By the way of Greg doing it was so funny,

885
00:43:50,320 --> 00:43:53,360
Speaker 1: it's so good. I'm so excited for people to see it. Um.

886
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 1: But Chris and I went and uh, it was in Kentucky.

887
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 1: It was really fun. And as I watching the show,

888
00:44:01,160 --> 00:44:02,600
Speaker 1: all of a sudden, I start to hear a very

889
00:44:02,719 --> 00:44:06,839
Speaker 1: familiar story and I was like, wait, I was there

890
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 1: for the and then I was like, oh my god,

891
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:11,840
Speaker 1: I am in a bit. It was totally it is

892
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:16,640
Speaker 1: so flattering to be in your bit. Was this, Yeah,

893
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 1: you want to tell everyone, no, you tell it was

894
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 1: during the pandemic. Yeah. So during the pandemic, me and

895
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:24,880
Speaker 1: Nikki drove to Bloomington, Indiana to do a show for

896
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:26,799
Speaker 1: the comedy act there. And we're just like doing a

897
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:29,320
Speaker 1: show to help raise money thatase clubs were about to

898
00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: go out of business. And we were like we had

899
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 1: been writing during the pandemic. We didn't have anywhere to

900
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 1: do it, and like you had to wear masks on

901
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:40,200
Speaker 1: stage or whatever. So we stopped with the Starbucks and

902
00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:42,879
Speaker 1: and I go to the bathroom and I come back

903
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 1: and Nicki's like, like it's Starbucks member during the pandemic.

904
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,439
Speaker 1: They didn't want you to go in their bathroom. Yeah

905
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,319
Speaker 1: you could go there, but there were signs up that

906
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 1: don't come in here. It's like skull and crossbones or

907
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 1: what like, you know, like there's probably COVID in here,

908
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 1: Like they didn't keep the can't go. Yeah, yeah, you

909
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 1: can't go in the bathroom. So I just learned, you know,

910
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: the staff has to go somewhere, so they're open, they're

911
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 1: not locked. Just go and when you go, commit act

912
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:08,880
Speaker 1: like you know what you're doing and do not pause.

913
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 1: Just go. So I go, I just head down, go

914
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:13,799
Speaker 1: come out. Nikki's like, I gotta go to I'm like,

915
00:45:13,800 --> 00:45:17,040
Speaker 1: we'll just go. She's like they're gonna say something. I'm like,

916
00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:19,439
Speaker 1: breaking the rules. Yeah, you're do you like they're gonna

917
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,279
Speaker 1: say they're gonna say something. I'm like, I promise you.

918
00:45:21,280 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 1: They weren't cone in front of it. They didn't have

919
00:45:24,719 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 1: a go it was a cone. She's like, but I

920
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,879
Speaker 1: watched Greg do it, and he's so confidently just walks

921
00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 1: in and they're so busy at the bar, and like

922
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,000
Speaker 1: with all the drinks they didn't notice, but also your

923
00:45:35,080 --> 00:45:38,680
Speaker 1: second going seconds dangerous. They already might have caught wind

924
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:41,320
Speaker 1: of this. But I was like, I was like, Nikky,

925
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:43,680
Speaker 1: just do it, just stop it. She's like they're gonna

926
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,880
Speaker 1: say something, they're gonna yell at me and whatever, and

927
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:49,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, Nicky, just just go. So she does. Finally,

928
00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 1: like she goes and she walks, and I swear to

929
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 1: guide I did not have this idea until like literally

930
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:57,840
Speaker 1: three steps from the bathroom, I go, ma'am, you're not

931
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 1: supposed to go in there, and Square the Starbucks goes,

932
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:08,239
Speaker 1: He's right, man, you cannot go in, and she was

933
00:46:08,760 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 1: like on the verge of never speaking to me again.

934
00:46:12,200 --> 00:46:16,799
Speaker 1: I had to go, and oh I loved it. I

935
00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 1: loved it, but I was so mad because I had

936
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,319
Speaker 1: to go so bad, and you know, we have to

937
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:22,160
Speaker 1: go so bad. And then you've decided that you're gonna go,

938
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:25,719
Speaker 1: your body starts going like get ready. I'm at the

939
00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:32,319
Speaker 1: precipice of being like I'm ready exactly, and I'm so

940
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 1: embarrassed because now I've been like busted for trying. It

941
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 1: was like it brought back all these memories of getting

942
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 1: caught stealing, like it was just and so then I

943
00:46:40,840 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 1: was so and so then we have to wait for

944
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:43,919
Speaker 1: a drink and I've just been called out in front

945
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 1: of the whole cafe. I try to be like he

946
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:49,920
Speaker 1: just used it, you know, And then Greg is so

947
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 1: apologetic immediately he was like I'm so sorry and like

948
00:46:52,560 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 1: it's fine, but I'm kind of annoyed because I have

949
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,120
Speaker 1: to pee so bad. So then we leave and Greg

950
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 1: is like, um, and you did double Oh god. Greg's like,

951
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 1: I don't worry, I've done this. There's another bathroom right

952
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 1: on the same exit at a Panera. You can go

953
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:05,279
Speaker 1: in there. And I'm just like okay, good. So we

954
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 1: drive this Panera. I get in their same situation. Man,

955
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 1: you can't use I'm like hi, And then we went

956
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 1: to a great sweat trip. But it was it was

957
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:17,359
Speaker 1: so funny, just just that moment where you there's all

958
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:19,880
Speaker 1: that is. What's kind of thrilling about being a comedian

959
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:23,840
Speaker 1: is that you risk a lot with with jokes or bits.

960
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 1: You do more than most. I mean, I don't enough,

961
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,840
Speaker 1: but that like that one, and you have to be

962
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:30,919
Speaker 1: I was like, I don't want to lose a friend

963
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 1: over this, right, she's going to kill me. Compulsive, it was,

964
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 1: it is compulsive because it's just that was worth it.

965
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:39,920
Speaker 1: I mean, it's definitely worth it because it's like a

966
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 1: it's it's a great joke and it's in your special

967
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: and I'm I'm so proud to be a part of it.

968
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:47,200
Speaker 1: It makes me feel so cool. In fact, you performed

969
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 1: at my um at my old high school, at your

970
00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 1: old high We went to the same high school. Actually,

971
00:47:51,880 --> 00:47:54,239
Speaker 1: and my sister is a teacher there. Now, oh yeah,

972
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:56,719
Speaker 1: she was there and was like, Greg doesn't joke about you.

973
00:47:56,840 --> 00:47:58,800
Speaker 1: It's just some side of the Noah watched your special,

974
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 1: I think last night. It was like, right, there's a

975
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:02,040
Speaker 1: joke about you. I was like, I know I was there,

976
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 1: so it is it's just so cool to be name

977
00:48:04,360 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 1: checked in a joke. I think one other time Amy

978
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 1: Schumer said, um, I have a friend, um Nikki who

979
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:12,040
Speaker 1: keeps losing weight, and I'm like, she's out of my phone,

980
00:48:12,040 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 1: out of my life. Like, so there was something about that.

981
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:15,239
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, I'm skinny and Amy joke,

982
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 1: Like I love any kind of name check. It's it's

983
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 1: just so it's so nice. Um. Yeah. And I remember

984
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:26,719
Speaker 1: telling like Tim Chris's brother, Yeah, Sean, Yeah, who opened

985
00:48:26,760 --> 00:48:28,520
Speaker 1: for you? And like, I'm older than you buy a

986
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 1: long shot and I was doing it before, but and

987
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 1: those guys are not there, you know, they're way like

988
00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:36,960
Speaker 1: you know they're openers. Yeah, And I like told him

989
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 1: they were like, oh god, did she kill you? They

990
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:45,640
Speaker 1: were like they're like, man, you're like one of them.

991
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:47,239
Speaker 1: Only if I would have done that, she would have

992
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: killed me. I would have been like you think you are.

993
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I would have respected it, but I would

994
00:48:52,600 --> 00:48:54,120
Speaker 1: have gone a little bit like that's on the line.

995
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 1: I normally wouldn't do it. I was just like, it's perfect. Well,

996
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 1: I do that stuff a lot, like I feel like

997
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 1: even yesterday I was or two days ago, I got

998
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 1: to do like interviews with the US women's soccer team,

999
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: like the Cody they're like social media guy is a

1000
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 1: fan of the podcast. Shout out to Cody, thank you

1001
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:15,399
Speaker 1: so much for this opportunity and for the tickets last

1002
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:17,799
Speaker 1: night to the game. But he asked me if I

1003
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: wanted to do like a little bit with them, and

1004
00:49:20,080 --> 00:49:21,840
Speaker 1: I just had like a tiny mic and was asking

1005
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:24,720
Speaker 1: them questions. And I had prepared so many funny questions,

1006
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,319
Speaker 1: most of which I couldn't use because they were just

1007
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 1: like kind of two out of line. But there was

1008
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,759
Speaker 1: there's this thing why it didn't work the way I

1009
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 1: wanted to is like I realized when I go into

1010
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,040
Speaker 1: these situations where these girls don't know who I am,

1011
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:40,000
Speaker 1: a lot of they didn't know, and I know people

1012
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,839
Speaker 1: are like, oh, they just didn't, you know, there's too

1013
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,680
Speaker 1: much media. I don't even get offended with people don't

1014
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:46,760
Speaker 1: know who I am at all. That there's not even

1015
00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:49,520
Speaker 1: a part of me that's like, oh, don't you know so?

1016
00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:51,480
Speaker 1: And I didn't really know who they were either, even

1017
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 1: though everyone does apparently, so we were both kind of

1018
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,560
Speaker 1: in the dark about each other. But I when I

1019
00:49:57,560 --> 00:50:01,120
Speaker 1: go into those situations you need. Even when I was

1020
00:50:01,120 --> 00:50:04,279
Speaker 1: shopping with Paris and Kathy Hilton, which I talked about

1021
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:05,719
Speaker 1: on the podcast couple of weeks ago, I did a

1022
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 1: bit on Paras Hilton's reality show. It's hard to be

1023
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:12,800
Speaker 1: funny when people don't know that you're funny without someone

1024
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 1: else there to kind of like co sign on it.

1025
00:50:15,440 --> 00:50:17,279
Speaker 1: Like if I would have just had a producer there

1026
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 1: who you know, Cody was filming it, but he's behind

1027
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 1: the camera and he's more on the soccer side of things,

1028
00:50:22,440 --> 00:50:24,040
Speaker 1: so if I say something out of line, he's not

1029
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 1: gonna laugh. If I would have just had you need

1030
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:30,279
Speaker 1: someone there, Because when you're a comedian out in the

1031
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:31,759
Speaker 1: world and people don't know you're a comic, and you

1032
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,279
Speaker 1: take chances like that most of the time, which it

1033
00:50:34,360 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 1: happened to me until I became a comedian, like my

1034
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 1: whole life saying in appropriate things and getting just like

1035
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:41,319
Speaker 1: why would you say that? You know, you get that

1036
00:50:41,400 --> 00:50:44,360
Speaker 1: reaction more so, and so it's it's always this gamble

1037
00:50:44,400 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: of saying something that just is a little bit over

1038
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:51,200
Speaker 1: the line and isn't people aren't ready for it. And

1039
00:50:51,239 --> 00:50:53,399
Speaker 1: I feel like that happens a lot to me where

1040
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:56,439
Speaker 1: I think I learned a lesson in doing that, where

1041
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:59,680
Speaker 1: next time I will just bring a friend to be

1042
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: able to laugh with me, maybe not even in the moment,

1043
00:51:02,440 --> 00:51:04,520
Speaker 1: but later about it, because it will make me more

1044
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:07,120
Speaker 1: comfortable because at least I made Chris laugh, or at

1045
00:51:07,160 --> 00:51:09,279
Speaker 1: least I made Brian laugh, or at least you know,

1046
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:10,839
Speaker 1: we could walk, we can talk about on the car

1047
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:13,360
Speaker 1: ride home. Whereas if I'm saying a joke that bombs

1048
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 1: with these soccer players who are just like, who is

1049
00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:17,160
Speaker 1: this girl, it just I feel so alone. Tree falls

1050
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:20,080
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, yeah, there has to be somebody, So

1051
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:23,360
Speaker 1: I just I think I just need someone else to coast.

1052
00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 1: You just kind of need to be known as a

1053
00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:27,799
Speaker 1: comedian when you go into those situations, so people kind

1054
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:29,520
Speaker 1: of expected out of you. But at the same time,

1055
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:31,799
Speaker 1: sometimes they expect too much and they they laugh at

1056
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:33,319
Speaker 1: everything you say, and you're like, I haven't even said

1057
00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 1: anything funny yet you're giving me too much credit. Yeah, God,

1058
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:40,640
Speaker 1: that's um. It makes sense to me sort of that

1059
00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 1: they don't know who you are, because athletes at that

1060
00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:46,080
Speaker 1: they're just it is laser focused on like yeah, they

1061
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 1: probably watch and they do anything A comedian that's a

1062
00:51:49,320 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 1: soccer comedian. Yeah, yeah, Like like I just because I

1063
00:51:52,960 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 1: know wrestlers and they're just they're pretty um that I mean,

1064
00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,480
Speaker 1: I guess the question I just kept wanting to ask

1065
00:51:58,600 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 1: is like, what are you going to do after this?

1066
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:03,600
Speaker 1: Like this, I just worry about, like what are you

1067
00:52:03,680 --> 00:52:06,239
Speaker 1: gonna do? I mean, they're gonna coach soccer or they're

1068
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:09,959
Speaker 1: gonna I know, but like is that the only path? No,

1069
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:12,960
Speaker 1: they don't. Yeah, I mean it's a sad question though.

1070
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 1: It's like asking a stripper. A lot of players get

1071
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 1: depressed after they after professionals. That's that's what I wanted

1072
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:22,760
Speaker 1: to get into. But imagine your whole life. You're you're

1073
00:52:22,760 --> 00:52:25,640
Speaker 1: when you're a kid, you're practicing towards this goal your

1074
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:27,920
Speaker 1: entire life, and then you get to high school and

1075
00:52:27,960 --> 00:52:29,319
Speaker 1: you're doing it. In college, you're doing it. You get

1076
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 1: to talk about strippers or soccer. You know, you got

1077
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:35,680
Speaker 1: to start them young and then they get older and

1078
00:52:35,719 --> 00:52:37,600
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden they can't do it anymore,

1079
00:52:37,800 --> 00:52:41,239
Speaker 1: and what do they do after that? It's a coach

1080
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:46,640
Speaker 1: other strippers. Well, let's just take a quick break and

1081
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 1: we'll come back with more about this because it isn't. Um, Yeah,

1082
00:52:53,360 --> 00:52:56,600
Speaker 1: I mean you were an athlete, Greg, Yeah, I mean

1083
00:52:56,640 --> 00:52:58,880
Speaker 1: you were a state wrestler. Is that what they call it?

1084
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 1: A state champion? Champs? What do I mean if we're

1085
00:53:01,480 --> 00:53:04,800
Speaker 1: going to get technical? Yeah, get technical? An All American?

1086
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,840
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, big deal? Right? Nice to people who know

1087
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 1: what was the name of your album? Too? Right? What's that?

1088
00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:16,000
Speaker 1: How many All Americans in that state that you were competing? Well?

1089
00:53:16,040 --> 00:53:18,239
Speaker 1: I mean when I was in high school, I won

1090
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 1: the state a couple of times, and then in college

1091
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 1: I was an All American. And in wrestling there's there's

1092
00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:26,120
Speaker 1: eight per weight class, so there's eighty a year. That

1093
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 1: is it catch or as your weight class? What's that? Oh?

1094
00:53:30,640 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 1: I was one fifty and then one fifty eight? What

1095
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 1: did you ask? I asked if it was catch wrestling?

1096
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:39,279
Speaker 1: I don't know what that is. It's like when you

1097
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:41,360
Speaker 1: wear the singlet and you have to stay within the

1098
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 1: circle and you have to like pin their shoulders. Because

1099
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,319
Speaker 1: I think sometimes when you say wrestling, people think of

1100
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 1: like WWE. No, that wasn't what is your persona throwing chairs? Yeah,

1101
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 1: you know, fringe is a good question. I kind of

1102
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:58,840
Speaker 1: went with a little more understated. I was the accountant,

1103
00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:07,960
Speaker 1: the salesman. Um, yeah, so you mean you and there's

1104
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 1: Anya was also a figure skater really for a while, yeah,

1105
00:54:12,120 --> 00:54:15,080
Speaker 1: until an injury, until I was yeah, a girl cut

1106
00:54:15,120 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 1: my leg open. And then I did go back after

1107
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:19,880
Speaker 1: I rehabbed, but I was never the same, you know.

1108
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:22,319
Speaker 1: Plus it was like during early adolescence and I was like,

1109
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 1: I'm like turning fourteen, I kind of want to hang

1110
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:27,560
Speaker 1: out with my friends, and so I stopped. A girl

1111
00:54:27,600 --> 00:54:34,879
Speaker 1: cut your leg open, like on purpose. Yeah. She looked

1112
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:38,160
Speaker 1: a lot like Tanya. I remember she came to the hospital.

1113
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:41,480
Speaker 1: I was in the ICU and she came to apologize,

1114
00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 1: and I remember, um or she just came to, you know,

1115
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 1: check on me, and my mom was see what she did,

1116
00:54:47,560 --> 00:54:52,440
Speaker 1: see her works. We were all in I know, I

1117
00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 1: was sitting there. The girl came and she was just

1118
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 1: like I just wanted to say. She was like a tomboy,

1119
00:54:56,600 --> 00:54:59,239
Speaker 1: really looked like Tanya Harding, had a brown mullet. I

1120
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:01,359
Speaker 1: was just like, I just wanted to say, you know,

1121
00:55:01,719 --> 00:55:06,919
Speaker 1: like sorry, and my mom's like, we do not need

1122
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:10,000
Speaker 1: your apology and we do not accept it. And I

1123
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 1: was like, whoa, it was an accident. Wow. Wow, Yeah,

1124
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:17,680
Speaker 1: you don't have to accept apologies. That's that's a lesson.

1125
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:21,680
Speaker 1: I feel like you just do you don't like, just

1126
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 1: do if someone apologies and not like you don't have

1127
00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:26,760
Speaker 1: to you don't have to like be friends with them again,

1128
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:30,520
Speaker 1: but like just yeah, let it go. Well you do.

1129
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:37,200
Speaker 1: Grace is going to be coming. Come on, Grace. I

1130
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:40,000
Speaker 1: feel bad about it. I've talked about it on two podcasts.

1131
00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:42,880
Speaker 1: Can we just humor the idea that maybe Grace is

1132
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:46,040
Speaker 1: not a good person, like maybe you stole go you

1133
00:55:46,120 --> 00:55:50,560
Speaker 1: stole EarPods from a bad person who keys people's cars.

1134
00:55:50,719 --> 00:55:54,960
Speaker 1: She stole those. Maybe maybe they weren't even Grace, maybe

1135
00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:57,960
Speaker 1: they were stolen from someone. Yeah, that's true. She could

1136
00:55:58,000 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 1: be about She probably is. Most people are law so

1137
00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:02,759
Speaker 1: I think I had that instinct when I install them.

1138
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:04,879
Speaker 1: I'm not saying this is the case at all because

1139
00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:09,440
Speaker 1: I really like this guy, but that is the beginning.

1140
00:56:09,560 --> 00:56:11,880
Speaker 1: That's like a quality of a sociopath. Like what you

1141
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:17,400
Speaker 1: just said. Yes, I'm just like, yes, Yes, it's good.

1142
00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:20,160
Speaker 1: I like it. I mean, it's it's effective. Yeah, and

1143
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 1: I do some of it. But I I do think,

1144
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 1: like when I was talking to these soccer stars, though

1145
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:29,600
Speaker 1: I kept wanting to ask them, like, what are you

1146
00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:32,840
Speaker 1: gonna do? Not like it? There was interesting to me

1147
00:56:32,880 --> 00:56:36,279
Speaker 1: because I'm always thinking about what am I gonna do?

1148
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 1: When's it gonna be taken from me? What am I

1149
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 1: gonna greg? It's it gets taken from people, man, like

1150
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:48,080
Speaker 1: you should know you're old, like it's never had it.

1151
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:51,719
Speaker 1: So it's no, I never quite had it. So I'm

1152
00:56:52,320 --> 00:56:56,759
Speaker 1: you're still I'm still trying to get it. But I'm

1153
00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:59,360
Speaker 1: telling you you're at a level that it's not going

1154
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:02,000
Speaker 1: to be taken from you. But we've seen people at

1155
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:05,279
Speaker 1: levels get taken down like it does happen, like Meg.

1156
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:07,279
Speaker 1: I was watching to Sleep Us in Seattle last night.

1157
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 1: Why aren't we seeing Meg Ryan and a ton of things?

1158
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:11,239
Speaker 1: Is it because she doesn't want to work? I don't

1159
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:13,359
Speaker 1: think so. I don't think so. Man. I think it's

1160
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:15,440
Speaker 1: because people don't like her face anymore because it's a

1161
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: little bit older and we don't really want to see

1162
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:21,800
Speaker 1: it as much and so that. But that's not a comedian. Yeah,

1163
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:27,080
Speaker 1: Meg Ryan's not a comedian, Okay, but yeah, well there's thanks.

1164
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:29,960
Speaker 1: I don't think give an examples of waiting for people

1165
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:34,280
Speaker 1: to call them up to give them jobs comedians show

1166
00:57:34,360 --> 00:57:37,080
Speaker 1: up at clubs that need them. They you know, you

1167
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 1: have a career. You can go into lots of things, producing, directing,

1168
00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 1: being on game shows. You'll do it until you die, Yes,

1169
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:51,320
Speaker 1: you will. That's true. There's always a place that will

1170
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,920
Speaker 1: have me. I mean, I saw Carlos Mencia go for

1171
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:55,720
Speaker 1: I remember I was on the last tour with him

1172
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:57,320
Speaker 1: when he was doing clubs and then he went to

1173
00:57:57,440 --> 00:58:00,000
Speaker 1: he made it to Arenas. Guess where he's back to clubs.

1174
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to go back to CLU Like I'm

1175
00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:03,760
Speaker 1: not talking. I still want to do it, but I

1176
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:07,640
Speaker 1: don't want to go back to having to But but

1177
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 1: it's not really up to you. It really isn't up

1178
00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:12,720
Speaker 1: to you. Don't know what life has in store. And

1179
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:16,160
Speaker 1: for me, I think it's very brave to put all

1180
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:20,000
Speaker 1: of your chips into his eggs into a basket that

1181
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:29,720
Speaker 1: is syne a ball can. That is like there's just

1182
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:34,560
Speaker 1: no um. It's just even being being a model is

1183
00:58:34,600 --> 00:58:36,120
Speaker 1: the same thing. I look at models and I'm like,

1184
00:58:36,760 --> 00:58:39,040
Speaker 1: enjoy it well last because I mean, that's why I

1185
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:41,439
Speaker 1: do comedy, because it is less likely that I will

1186
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:43,160
Speaker 1: age out of it. I mean, I really do think

1187
00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 1: it was a conscious decision to choose something that can't

1188
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 1: be taken by me so quickly. But um, I do

1189
00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 1: worry for people who who who because they do make

1190
00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 1: I mean, these girls are making millions of dollars endorsements

1191
00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 1: and then like they're they're getting paid now as much

1192
00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 1: as male soccer players because they fought for right. So

1193
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:04,000
Speaker 1: like they're making good money. But who's good at saving

1194
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,920
Speaker 1: and spent? Like when you're a star, you can spend

1195
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:09,680
Speaker 1: too much. I mean, it's some there are I want

1196
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:11,720
Speaker 1: to make one. I want to make one point though, Okay,

1197
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:17,000
Speaker 1: like this is important. Your mother is hot, like she

1198
00:59:17,120 --> 00:59:23,200
Speaker 1: looks really your mother like your mother age is extremely

1199
00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:26,880
Speaker 1: well yes, yeah, I mean it's just insane. She's a

1200
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,880
Speaker 1: good looking older woman. But that doesn't mean that people

1201
00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:34,080
Speaker 1: still good looking older women are even not as valuable

1202
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 1: as mediocre looking young people. So it's still there's still

1203
00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:40,400
Speaker 1: a valued Uh. I don't know about with comedy though, detriment.

1204
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:42,800
Speaker 1: I want to hear from the young comics all that,

1205
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:46,800
Speaker 1: you know, like I don't have I that is nice

1206
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:48,960
Speaker 1: that when I come across a new female young comic,

1207
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:51,280
Speaker 1: most of the time they're not good because they haven't

1208
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:53,040
Speaker 1: been doing it long enough so they're kind of awkward.

1209
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:55,480
Speaker 1: On stage, they look amazing. So I just watched them

1210
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 1: on mute and read the captions because I don't want

1211
00:59:58,080 --> 01:00:00,360
Speaker 1: to hear their delivery. It's off, it's not come table,

1212
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:02,280
Speaker 1: but I do, and then I read the captions. I go,

1213
01:00:02,360 --> 01:00:04,760
Speaker 1: there's no fucking joke here. But I like her middriff.

1214
01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:07,040
Speaker 1: I like the top she's wearing. Her eye makeup is amazing.

1215
01:00:07,400 --> 01:00:09,920
Speaker 1: I want to look like her. Um. But it is

1216
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:12,320
Speaker 1: nice that it is. There is something of it that

1217
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:15,160
Speaker 1: it feels like a meritocracy of like it. It is

1218
01:00:15,160 --> 01:00:18,720
Speaker 1: something that you are rewarded if you're good. It's the

1219
01:00:18,720 --> 01:00:21,000
Speaker 1: only thing that you continue to get better at. Really,

1220
01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 1: I think business until you get dementia and then it

1221
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 1: gets funnier. I was. I was thinking about you know,

1222
01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:35,680
Speaker 1: Rashaan Hershberg. Is that his name? Ron? Ronin ya Rashaan. Sorry,

1223
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:38,960
Speaker 1: that's me just like being racist, so um Ron and

1224
01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:41,840
Speaker 1: he's so funny. But he has this joke about um,

1225
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:45,479
Speaker 1: like if you're racist, like get that shit figured out

1226
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:47,360
Speaker 1: like now, like I know you can like hide it

1227
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:49,560
Speaker 1: and just talk about it like amongst your friends or

1228
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:51,360
Speaker 1: even like keep it in your head of these racist

1229
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:54,560
Speaker 1: loss because when you get dementia, it's all kind of

1230
01:00:55,720 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 1: good with it now. It's so funny. My god, damn,

1231
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:05,160
Speaker 1: I wish I wrote that because it's so funny, like,

1232
01:01:05,280 --> 01:01:08,120
Speaker 1: oh God, because it is true when your mind starts

1233
01:01:08,160 --> 01:01:10,600
Speaker 1: to go, you have no control and we all start

1234
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:12,680
Speaker 1: to go. No one is immune to dementia. It's not

1235
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 1: like just Alzheimer's patients, like if you live long enough,

1236
01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:18,920
Speaker 1: you will become demented. And um, it's just yeah, get

1237
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:24,320
Speaker 1: get right with God before like really become an ally,

1238
01:01:24,680 --> 01:01:27,160
Speaker 1: before you get in a nursing home, because it's all

1239
01:01:27,160 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 1: gonna come out on your nurse. From Trinidad, it's my

1240
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:35,600
Speaker 1: dad plays at nursing homes, you know, plays guitar. And yes,

1241
01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:37,760
Speaker 1: the other day there was some woman that you know,

1242
01:01:37,800 --> 01:01:40,760
Speaker 1: looked like ninety five white woman that was having a tantrum, like,

1243
01:01:40,800 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 1: you know, just an episode and she had leaves black

1244
01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:46,520
Speaker 1: nurses like helping her, and my dad was just getting

1245
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:48,720
Speaker 1: out of the room to get out just just because

1246
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,600
Speaker 1: it's just there's there's no way this woman doesn't have

1247
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:52,680
Speaker 1: that on the tip of her old tongue. Um. But

1248
01:01:52,760 --> 01:01:55,160
Speaker 1: she didn't, And my dad was so proud that she

1249
01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 1: didn't when he was scared. I mean, they must hear

1250
01:01:57,440 --> 01:02:00,520
Speaker 1: horrible things because and you can't. Really that's not like

1251
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:03,000
Speaker 1: who they are truly inside. I think it's also a

1252
01:02:03,040 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 1: really ugly side of them comes up. Yesterday, my dad

1253
01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:08,919
Speaker 1: was playing and this woman was like scooting up. He's

1254
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:12,280
Speaker 1: been like fondled by these women like he's and this

1255
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:15,360
Speaker 1: woman just uses her walker to scoot all the way

1256
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:23,920
Speaker 1: up and then kicked over his micst because it was

1257
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:27,240
Speaker 1: just you care for it. He's too loud. It maybe

1258
01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:30,480
Speaker 1: too loud, maybe just like maybe and she's in a

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01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:33,440
Speaker 1: fucking nursing home or family hasn't visited. Maybe it's a

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Speaker 1: song that made her feel something that like, you don't know,

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01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:38,960
Speaker 1: these people are not in control of anything they're doing anymore.

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01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:42,680
Speaker 1: So it was just a hilarious, kind of cute, sad story.

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Speaker 1: I did one of those. This girl that I knew

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Speaker 1: I was in town and she was like, hey, I

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01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:51,320
Speaker 1: work at a nursing home and it was an erie, Pennsylvania,

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Speaker 1: and she was like, hey, would you do come to

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Speaker 1: like a show? You know, I was during the day.

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Speaker 1: I was like okay, you know, like she was hot

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01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:07,720
Speaker 1: and okay, yeah, yeah, and so I I went to

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Speaker 1: do the show and I'm like, I'm doing a good thing,

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01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:11,080
Speaker 1: right then doing a thing that you know, I don't

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01:03:11,120 --> 01:03:12,360
Speaker 1: want to do, but I'm doing a thing. So I

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01:03:12,400 --> 01:03:14,240
Speaker 1: do it, and I'm fighting so hard up there and

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01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:16,240
Speaker 1: I'm doing what In my mind, I'm like, this is

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01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:19,640
Speaker 1: the hardest thing is to do this gig? And I'm

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01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:22,120
Speaker 1: what is the what is the gig? I'm just doing

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01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:24,760
Speaker 1: a show in this like day room for a bunch

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Speaker 1: of old people. Okay, all the people are there, and

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm I'm working so hard and I'm like

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01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:31,120
Speaker 1: to get a little bit. Yeah, but I'm like this

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01:03:31,240 --> 01:03:33,800
Speaker 1: is going pretty good. Man, I'm and they're I'm getting

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01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 1: crowd work. And then one by one they just get

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01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:40,160
Speaker 1: up and leave, and I was like, finally there's like

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01:03:40,160 --> 01:03:42,280
Speaker 1: half I'm like, what's going on. The guy's like lunch.

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01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:50,520
Speaker 1: You can't beat you can't in the next room. Yeah,

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01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:54,320
Speaker 1: you can't. You left your That's so funny. I um

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01:03:54,680 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 1: as you were saying that, what was I thinking about? Oh,

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01:03:57,040 --> 01:04:00,640
Speaker 1: they are oftentimes on stage where you'll be bombing or

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01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:02,240
Speaker 1: it's like one of those really hard rooms and I

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01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:06,320
Speaker 1: will disassociate, like I will just go on autopilot. I

1291
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:08,280
Speaker 1: will just you have to leave your body because you

1292
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:10,640
Speaker 1: if you take it personally, which you start to at first,

1293
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:13,800
Speaker 1: it's hard not to, but you really learn to not

1294
01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:16,400
Speaker 1: be there and to go on autopilot in a way

1295
01:04:16,400 --> 01:04:17,960
Speaker 1: that's different than like, oh, I'm just thinking about what

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01:04:17,960 --> 01:04:19,400
Speaker 1: I'm going to do tomorrow. I'm kind of bordering this

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01:04:19,440 --> 01:04:22,680
Speaker 1: that it's like just for survival for your ego. Yeah,

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01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:26,720
Speaker 1: you just I kind of go to like I start

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01:04:26,760 --> 01:04:30,160
Speaker 1: even thinking about how it's going to feel in the

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01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:31,720
Speaker 1: drive home. I start to go to the drive home

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01:04:31,760 --> 01:04:34,360
Speaker 1: where it's already over. I'm living in another dimension where

1302
01:04:34,360 --> 01:04:36,640
Speaker 1: it's over already, Which is actually some advice I've been

1303
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:38,680
Speaker 1: getting recently with things I've been dreading. I had to

1304
01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:41,480
Speaker 1: confront someone recently about something and I was dreading it

1305
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:44,240
Speaker 1: so much, and my girlfriends, who I always talked to

1306
01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:46,760
Speaker 1: and ask for advice on you included in it. We're

1307
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:49,320
Speaker 1: saying one of them gave me advice of like, think

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01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:52,320
Speaker 1: how you're gonna feel when it's done, just and which

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01:04:52,360 --> 01:04:56,040
Speaker 1: doesn't normally help me, but it is a little disassociated

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01:04:56,080 --> 01:04:59,560
Speaker 1: which I've been seeing this new therapist who works with

1311
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:02,000
Speaker 1: like so matic therapy, which is all just like feeling

1312
01:05:03,200 --> 01:05:08,000
Speaker 1: your emotions through how they manifest in your body. And

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01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:10,320
Speaker 1: she was talking, this is very interesting. I just want

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01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:12,360
Speaker 1: to share it in case you encounter a baby. She

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01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:14,600
Speaker 1: was staring this thing about because she thinks that I

1316
01:05:14,640 --> 01:05:18,200
Speaker 1: have disassociated qualities where I'll just like tap out something

1317
01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:20,520
Speaker 1: traumatic happens and you just leave your body. It happens

1318
01:05:20,520 --> 01:05:22,760
Speaker 1: a lot to like rape victims, in like molestation victims,

1319
01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:24,280
Speaker 1: where they just are like this is too much and

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01:05:24,320 --> 01:05:27,080
Speaker 1: they leave and they're just like not there. So she

1321
01:05:27,280 --> 01:05:30,000
Speaker 1: thinks she thinks that I maybe something traumatic happened to me,

1322
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:31,560
Speaker 1: but I don't know, and she goes it doesn't even

1323
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,680
Speaker 1: have to be something that traumatic. There's a thing when

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01:05:33,720 --> 01:05:37,960
Speaker 1: babies are little A lot of time it's their babies

1325
01:05:38,000 --> 01:05:41,480
Speaker 1: are so overly s like sensitive that a lot of

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01:05:41,480 --> 01:05:43,280
Speaker 1: times people will be like, look at this baby and

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01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:45,000
Speaker 1: like get up in its face, and the baby will

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01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:48,360
Speaker 1: look away because it's just too much, and the person

1329
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:50,160
Speaker 1: will just you know, you just want to follow the

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01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:52,120
Speaker 1: baby's gaze, and so you go to where the baby

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01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:55,439
Speaker 1: starts looking and you keep following whatever. Wherever the baby looks,

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01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:57,800
Speaker 1: you kind of get in its face and if that

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01:05:57,840 --> 01:06:00,640
Speaker 1: happens to you as a child, you a baby, just

1334
01:06:00,800 --> 01:06:02,560
Speaker 1: go well, I can't escape this. I'm going to go

1335
01:06:02,640 --> 01:06:05,120
Speaker 1: somewhere else. And they start to learn how to disassociate.

1336
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:07,160
Speaker 1: And so that blew my mind because I've done that

1337
01:06:07,160 --> 01:06:08,880
Speaker 1: to babies before, where I'm like, I just want to

1338
01:06:08,960 --> 01:06:10,960
Speaker 1: look in your eyes and you kind of follow it around.

1339
01:06:11,120 --> 01:06:13,959
Speaker 1: Stop doing that to babies everywhere. If a baby looks

1340
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:17,160
Speaker 1: away from you, let it look away. Give And that

1341
01:06:17,240 --> 01:06:19,640
Speaker 1: changed the way that I even yesterday was dealing with

1342
01:06:19,680 --> 01:06:23,200
Speaker 1: my nephew because it made so much sense. But that's

1343
01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:26,040
Speaker 1: we don't know we're doing these things. It's like Drew

1344
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:28,280
Speaker 1: Barrymore on her show has to be like right up

1345
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:33,240
Speaker 1: in everybody's face, like, oh my god, I love her too.

1346
01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:36,640
Speaker 1: She's she's a real one. But she Please just go

1347
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:39,760
Speaker 1: to Drew Barrymore show Instagram and look at how she

1348
01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:45,520
Speaker 1: interviews because she's on their laps or she's on the

1349
01:06:45,560 --> 01:06:47,760
Speaker 1: ground with them. I was on zoom and even then

1350
01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:50,560
Speaker 1: she showed up in my living room in Saint Louis

1351
01:06:52,480 --> 01:07:02,439
Speaker 1: next to me, Jesus Christ, true, Hi, Nikki um, I'm here.

1352
01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:05,960
Speaker 1: But you know what if if she was anyone else

1353
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:08,880
Speaker 1: I would be like, this is so annoying and gross

1354
01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:11,520
Speaker 1: and like you're just trying to it's like faux sincerity,

1355
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:15,520
Speaker 1: but she is someone that seems extremely empathetic and like

1356
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,920
Speaker 1: and it it works. But it is funny to look

1357
01:07:18,920 --> 01:07:21,240
Speaker 1: at every single clip of her. It's like she looks

1358
01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:24,880
Speaker 1: like she's proposing to every per She's just like kneeling

1359
01:07:24,920 --> 01:07:28,840
Speaker 1: by her chair. I'm like, why she's on the floor

1360
01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:31,240
Speaker 1: next to them. It's really cute. And then there's this

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01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:33,800
Speaker 1: one clip that um someone set me of her doing

1362
01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,120
Speaker 1: machine Gun. Kelly and her were doing an interview and

1363
01:07:36,160 --> 01:07:38,560
Speaker 1: they were painting each other's nails and it got really

1364
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:40,439
Speaker 1: intimate and people were sharing it like crazy a couple

1365
01:07:40,480 --> 01:07:41,959
Speaker 1: months ago when it came out. But they're talking about

1366
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:44,160
Speaker 1: like their family trauma and they're they're they're like this,

1367
01:07:45,080 --> 01:07:46,800
Speaker 1: but it was just the act of doing something that

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01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:49,440
Speaker 1: wasn't just like paying attention to the lights and camera

1369
01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:52,800
Speaker 1: that made them more comfortable. It was very interesting. But

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01:07:53,680 --> 01:08:00,280
Speaker 1: final thought, um Greg Specials coming out Friday, uh next Friday,

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01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:03,160
Speaker 1: April twenty first on YouTube. What is that going to

1372
01:08:03,240 --> 01:08:04,840
Speaker 1: be like for you? Are you someone who's going to

1373
01:08:04,840 --> 01:08:08,320
Speaker 1: be obsessively checking the numbers, checking the views, reading the comments.

1374
01:08:08,360 --> 01:08:13,080
Speaker 1: Are you one of those people? Yeah? I guess yeah,

1375
01:08:13,080 --> 01:08:14,680
Speaker 1: can you? How can we get you to not be?

1376
01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:16,800
Speaker 1: Because you can't control it, and no amount of you

1377
01:08:16,880 --> 01:08:20,439
Speaker 1: reading comments is going to make them more positive or negative,

1378
01:08:21,160 --> 01:08:23,000
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like, I just recently looked

1379
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:26,200
Speaker 1: at some girls late night set a friend of mine

1380
01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:28,800
Speaker 1: and I won't say who, but um, and the first

1381
01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:30,920
Speaker 1: comment it was great, and the first comment was it

1382
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:33,200
Speaker 1: was pretty good, and it was like they just couldn't

1383
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:34,280
Speaker 1: give it to it and it was the most up

1384
01:08:34,320 --> 01:08:36,160
Speaker 1: voted one. It was like, Oh, they just can't give

1385
01:08:36,200 --> 01:08:38,040
Speaker 1: it to and I know she's seen it. That's the

1386
01:08:38,040 --> 01:08:40,360
Speaker 1: problem with YouTube. I don't ever read a comment about

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01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:43,400
Speaker 1: myself ever, ever, ever on any video. I don't and

1388
01:08:43,479 --> 01:08:45,920
Speaker 1: I especially on my Instagram videos. If I posted, you

1389
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:48,800
Speaker 1: can write whatever the fuck you want underneath that, I'll

1390
01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:51,759
Speaker 1: never fucking read it. I'll never read anything on Instagram

1391
01:08:51,880 --> 01:08:54,559
Speaker 1: underneath pictures. I'll read those comments. I'll never read a

1392
01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:56,640
Speaker 1: comment under the video. It just isn't helpful to me.

1393
01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:58,680
Speaker 1: There's nothing you could say that will change what I

1394
01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:01,200
Speaker 1: already did, or you like it or whether you don't

1395
01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:04,600
Speaker 1: like it. It's already happened, so maybe think of it.

1396
01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:06,360
Speaker 1: That was like you can do you can do what

1397
01:09:06,400 --> 01:09:07,800
Speaker 1: I do, which is you post what do you do?

1398
01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:10,080
Speaker 1: We post a video on YouTube and then no one

1399
01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:16,040
Speaker 1: comments on it? Yeah, no one watches. It's worry about it?

1400
01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:18,880
Speaker 1: Is your YouTube channel? Can we get people to watch stuff? Well,

1401
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:21,640
Speaker 1: this is all cartoons, there's yeah, you've been doing that

1402
01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:24,599
Speaker 1: animated stuff. Yeah, it is great. Yeah, it's just Brian

1403
01:09:24,640 --> 01:09:28,960
Speaker 1: Frangie YouTube is fr a g Yeah, check out Brian Franjie.

1404
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:32,240
Speaker 1: Give him a shoot him a couple comments to the psyche.

1405
01:09:32,320 --> 01:09:36,160
Speaker 1: Yeah pretty good? Say pretty good? Yeah, pretty good? Yeah.

1406
01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:42,479
Speaker 1: Uh It's it's like what pain And that was probably

1407
01:09:42,520 --> 01:09:45,759
Speaker 1: the biggest compliment that idiot's ever given. Was pretty good? Yeah,

1408
01:09:46,120 --> 01:09:48,400
Speaker 1: I mean you know it pain. Like we hate to

1409
01:09:48,439 --> 01:09:50,400
Speaker 1: make it a female comic thing, but I got it.

1410
01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:52,599
Speaker 1: Like if it were a male it would have been

1411
01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:55,840
Speaker 1: like this is hilarious. It's like that's when a woman

1412
01:09:55,960 --> 01:09:58,519
Speaker 1: is super good. It's like, Okay, I guess this one

1413
01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:00,400
Speaker 1: was funny. That's what I get a lot out of, Like,

1414
01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:03,280
Speaker 1: well that one was funny, but the rest of her stuff.

1415
01:10:03,439 --> 01:10:08,120
Speaker 1: And then yesterday someone that I'm close with who doesn't

1416
01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:11,120
Speaker 1: know my policy on this stuff. Of like most of

1417
01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:14,200
Speaker 1: my friends and family, no, never anything negative they read

1418
01:10:14,240 --> 01:10:16,599
Speaker 1: about me, don't don't tell me. I don't. It doesn't

1419
01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:18,559
Speaker 1: help me. But this person didn't know and was like

1420
01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:21,679
Speaker 1: a lot of people say, you know, you're very dirty

1421
01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:23,120
Speaker 1: and you don't need to be that dirty. And I

1422
01:10:23,200 --> 01:10:26,240
Speaker 1: was just like uh, And even when they were about

1423
01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:28,080
Speaker 1: to start saying it, I was like, please, please just

1424
01:10:28,320 --> 01:10:29,920
Speaker 1: get no. No no, no, no no no. They're like

1425
01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:31,960
Speaker 1: a lot of people and I already felt it. Tommy,

1426
01:10:32,000 --> 01:10:33,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no no, no, no, And it's like I

1427
01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:38,400
Speaker 1: know that stuff's being said, but um, it's really helped me.

1428
01:10:38,439 --> 01:10:41,760
Speaker 1: So do you feel that there's any I mean, I'll

1429
01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:43,679
Speaker 1: ask this to everyone. Do you feel like there's ever

1430
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:47,960
Speaker 1: anything good to be gleaned from reading comments? Like? Is

1431
01:10:47,960 --> 01:10:51,320
Speaker 1: it ever going to steer you, whether it's a negative

1432
01:10:51,360 --> 01:10:53,800
Speaker 1: or positive comment in the right direction or in a

1433
01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:58,080
Speaker 1: better direction for you, or is it just cutting? No?

1434
01:10:58,240 --> 01:11:00,599
Speaker 1: I mean it's there's probably you get that little jolt

1435
01:11:00,600 --> 01:11:03,840
Speaker 1: of because they're I guarant whatever whoever's out there, if

1436
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:07,040
Speaker 1: you're good eighty percent and we're good. Yeah, so it's

1437
01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:10,839
Speaker 1: you you get that you're not someone who just ignores

1438
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:13,040
Speaker 1: all the good ones and just only sees the bad one.

1439
01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:16,760
Speaker 1: Um no, but I certainly probably focus more on the

1440
01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:18,240
Speaker 1: bad one. If you write a bad comment, can you

1441
01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:21,800
Speaker 1: just misspell something in it so I can Or if

1442
01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:24,240
Speaker 1: you write a comment, it should be a deal. If

1443
01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:25,720
Speaker 1: you write a bad comment, you need to have a

1444
01:11:25,760 --> 01:11:27,760
Speaker 1: public profile so then we can go click on it

1445
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:30,160
Speaker 1: and look at who you are. Yeah, I know I

1446
01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:32,720
Speaker 1: really want, Brian, I want to create a TV show

1447
01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:34,200
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to do this. Have I talked

1448
01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:36,960
Speaker 1: about this on the show? Where you find people that

1449
01:11:37,040 --> 01:11:41,080
Speaker 1: have written negative comments and who have speculated about your

1450
01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:44,719
Speaker 1: like celebrities, love lives, and especially anyone who is weighing

1451
01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:46,840
Speaker 1: in on the vander Pump rules thing, and like you

1452
01:11:46,880 --> 01:11:50,320
Speaker 1: can't believe Raquel would have cheated with her best friend

1453
01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:53,240
Speaker 1: or whatever, And then we investigate your life and see

1454
01:11:53,240 --> 01:11:55,960
Speaker 1: if you've ever done that, because I guarantee you have.

1455
01:11:56,240 --> 01:11:57,800
Speaker 1: I guarantee you've had a crush on a guy with

1456
01:11:57,840 --> 01:11:59,920
Speaker 1: a girlfriend and it might have been your friend. No

1457
01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:03,000
Speaker 1: one is immune to having bad thoughts and wanting things

1458
01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:07,439
Speaker 1: that aren't theirs and taking AirPods that aren't yours. Ever done,

1459
01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:13,720
Speaker 1: we got we investigate and that we confront them. The

1460
01:12:13,720 --> 01:12:15,360
Speaker 1: time you confront a commander, it's going to be a

1461
01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:19,000
Speaker 1: twelve year old boy who was Yes, they're all not

1462
01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:22,240
Speaker 1: the comments I read man. Man. No, the people that

1463
01:12:22,280 --> 01:12:24,040
Speaker 1: are wighing in on the vander Pump stuff are all

1464
01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:29,639
Speaker 1: women in their twenties who who are projecting because they've

1465
01:12:29,680 --> 01:12:32,960
Speaker 1: all done the same thing and they're so disgusted with themselves.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I've talked about it before, but this whole

1467
01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:40,200
Speaker 1: thing of like villainizing people who cheat. Do you know

1468
01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:42,759
Speaker 1: most people I'm not saying, like you and your relationship.

1469
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:45,880
Speaker 1: It's a very common thing, and so it's people have

1470
01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:48,120
Speaker 1: been a part of either a person who's been the

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01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:51,360
Speaker 1: one that's um cheating or the other woman or the

1472
01:12:51,400 --> 01:12:54,599
Speaker 1: other man. Most people have been one of those people

1473
01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:57,439
Speaker 1: either have cheated or have been the other person that

1474
01:12:57,520 --> 01:13:00,559
Speaker 1: is outside of relationship. So for their there's no way

1475
01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:03,080
Speaker 1: that every single one of these thousands of Commoners have

1476
01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:04,880
Speaker 1: never done anything like that in their life. It's just

1477
01:13:04,960 --> 01:13:07,000
Speaker 1: hypocritical and I just want to like shove it in

1478
01:13:07,040 --> 01:13:08,880
Speaker 1: their face and go like, look what you did too,

1479
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:13,080
Speaker 1: because you can't. When they're anonymous, like they'll comment negatively

1480
01:13:13,080 --> 01:13:15,800
Speaker 1: about cheating because they hate themselves for having cheated because

1481
01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:18,720
Speaker 1: they that's exactly what it is you because I know

1482
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:22,000
Speaker 1: that's what I do. Whenever I'm disgusted by anyone or

1483
01:13:22,080 --> 01:13:24,920
Speaker 1: like feel the need to weigh in on something, it's

1484
01:13:25,000 --> 01:13:28,760
Speaker 1: because I mean, even Taylor Swift stuff, like I'm like

1485
01:13:28,920 --> 01:13:32,960
Speaker 1: a little bit devastated because there was a man seen

1486
01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:36,200
Speaker 1: leaving her apartment this morning, I guess, and he like

1487
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:38,920
Speaker 1: is a guy that's like, he's a guy that I

1488
01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:41,639
Speaker 1: remember being like who is this? And I like research

1489
01:13:41,720 --> 01:13:44,400
Speaker 1: to be like, where's this guy hanging out you know

1490
01:13:44,800 --> 01:13:47,519
Speaker 1: in the past when I've been single and um, and

1491
01:13:47,560 --> 01:13:50,120
Speaker 1: I immediately I was just like, oh no, Like I

1492
01:13:50,160 --> 01:13:52,599
Speaker 1: was mad, and I convinced myself. I was upset because

1493
01:13:52,920 --> 01:13:54,519
Speaker 1: I want her to be with Joe, who she just

1494
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:56,240
Speaker 1: broke up with, and like I don't want her to

1495
01:13:56,240 --> 01:13:58,759
Speaker 1: move on from Joe. But I was really like, I'm jealous.

1496
01:13:58,800 --> 01:14:05,439
Speaker 1: She's like probably buying. Yeah, yeah, and I wanted him. Um,

1497
01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:10,200
Speaker 1: but I do think that your own guy. Yeah, it's

1498
01:14:10,240 --> 01:14:13,439
Speaker 1: he was on my you know, on my vision board. Um,

1499
01:14:14,240 --> 01:14:17,439
Speaker 1: it's uh, the one I think the one thing that

1500
01:14:17,560 --> 01:14:20,960
Speaker 1: is motivated. Do you ever get motivated by negative, negative comments,

1501
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:23,280
Speaker 1: like does anyone like weighing in on ya? Do you

1502
01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:25,640
Speaker 1: ever feel like someone being like I don't really like

1503
01:14:25,720 --> 01:14:29,000
Speaker 1: that she does this? And what if it's something that

1504
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:31,040
Speaker 1: you already don't like about yourself that they're calling out

1505
01:14:31,080 --> 01:14:35,720
Speaker 1: and someone else notices something that you horrible? Horrible, just

1506
01:14:35,880 --> 01:14:38,120
Speaker 1: go away. I just want to hide and go away.

1507
01:14:38,200 --> 01:14:41,320
Speaker 1: And it makes me like not like that stuff at all. Yeah,

1508
01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:43,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to know that, Like, I already know

1509
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:45,400
Speaker 1: what you guys are saying, you don't think I've like

1510
01:14:45,479 --> 01:14:48,000
Speaker 1: replayed it in my mind a thousand times before someone

1511
01:14:48,080 --> 01:14:51,280
Speaker 1: called it out. Yeah, if there's a law or if

1512
01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:55,800
Speaker 1: there's a yeah, we've thought about it, Yeah, I've It

1513
01:14:55,800 --> 01:14:58,040
Speaker 1: reminds me of my friend that this is a little bit.

1514
01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:01,439
Speaker 1: I don't know this is a perfect comparison, but my

1515
01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:04,360
Speaker 1: friend that owned a bar was like my friend Freddie

1516
01:15:04,400 --> 01:15:06,479
Speaker 1: that owned bars. You like people would away. Everybody knows

1517
01:15:06,479 --> 01:15:08,920
Speaker 1: how to run a bar. Hey, man, have you ever

1518
01:15:08,960 --> 01:15:12,280
Speaker 1: thought about every every waking hour of my day? I

1519
01:15:12,439 --> 01:15:15,240
Speaker 1: thought about what you're what if you got like two

1520
01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:19,320
Speaker 1: hot girls in the back. Yeah, I spend my whole

1521
01:15:19,320 --> 01:15:23,200
Speaker 1: life obsessing over what to do about this? So your

1522
01:15:23,240 --> 01:15:25,519
Speaker 1: thing isn't helping. Well, that's why I like, like I

1523
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:27,559
Speaker 1: made fun of Chris for having the caveat of like,

1524
01:15:27,560 --> 01:15:29,320
Speaker 1: I don't understand what it's like to do this, but

1525
01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:32,759
Speaker 1: I do appreciate that he always has that start before

1526
01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:34,760
Speaker 1: he gives me some advice of like, I don't know,

1527
01:15:34,840 --> 01:15:36,639
Speaker 1: I can't imagine what it's likes to put yourself out

1528
01:15:36,680 --> 01:15:39,280
Speaker 1: there in that way, but maybe you should try doing this.

1529
01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:42,519
Speaker 1: So there's always that caveat because I think that it

1530
01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:44,640
Speaker 1: is just so easy to judge other people. But the

1531
01:15:44,680 --> 01:15:48,240
Speaker 1: one thing that I found to be highly motivating is

1532
01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:54,639
Speaker 1: spending money frivolessly and knowing that you need buying Taylor

1533
01:15:54,680 --> 01:15:56,800
Speaker 1: Swift tickets for as much as you would buy a

1534
01:15:56,840 --> 01:15:59,680
Speaker 1: small car for and then going, well, I need to

1535
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:01,599
Speaker 1: make that. I want to make that up, not because

1536
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:03,479
Speaker 1: I need to, not because I'm gonna struggle without it,

1537
01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:05,920
Speaker 1: but because I want to just I want to earn

1538
01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:08,920
Speaker 1: that specifically, and I'm gonna do something where I can

1539
01:16:08,960 --> 01:16:12,880
Speaker 1: have I can. I think that really motivates me. I'm learning,

1540
01:16:12,920 --> 01:16:14,519
Speaker 1: so I think I just need to spend more money.

1541
01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:18,280
Speaker 1: You got to figure it out by fans, like who

1542
01:16:18,320 --> 01:16:21,479
Speaker 1: give you creative ideas. You know how fans do that

1543
01:16:21,520 --> 01:16:22,960
Speaker 1: a lot, Like I would love to hear you talk

1544
01:16:22,960 --> 01:16:26,280
Speaker 1: about Blank or yes you should do a collaboration with Blank.

1545
01:16:26,920 --> 01:16:28,760
Speaker 1: I mean, I get that shit all the time, but

1546
01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:32,280
Speaker 1: I guess people like t positions. I always appreciate it

1547
01:16:32,280 --> 01:16:34,240
Speaker 1: and wish I were a more open mind to like

1548
01:16:34,320 --> 01:16:37,320
Speaker 1: Matt is really open, Like he has a Patreon if

1549
01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:39,360
Speaker 1: y'all to say, like, I love a few cover this

1550
01:16:39,439 --> 01:16:42,240
Speaker 1: song and he'll do it, and I'm kind of like

1551
01:16:42,280 --> 01:16:45,799
Speaker 1: a you know, seven percent of those people will get

1552
01:16:45,880 --> 01:16:48,559
Speaker 1: my attention. I mean, I'll listen, but I'm always like, oh,

1553
01:16:48,560 --> 01:16:52,160
Speaker 1: that's a good idea, and I do I enjoy it.

1554
01:16:52,200 --> 01:16:53,400
Speaker 1: Most of the time, I don't do it. It's like

1555
01:16:53,439 --> 01:16:55,360
Speaker 1: a tag, like with someone gives you a tag on

1556
01:16:55,439 --> 01:16:59,080
Speaker 1: a joke. It's usually just not exactly your voice, and

1557
01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:01,559
Speaker 1: even though it's fun and it would work for anyone else,

1558
01:17:01,600 --> 01:17:04,120
Speaker 1: you just go, it's not gonna be me. But I

1559
01:17:04,160 --> 01:17:07,360
Speaker 1: do appreciate those once in a long while, though. Yeah,

1560
01:17:07,360 --> 01:17:09,840
Speaker 1: Like it's like that thing where sometimes they'll shout it out.

1561
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:13,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they'll shout it out, and you'll be like, yeah,

1562
01:17:13,439 --> 01:17:15,439
Speaker 1: wait a minute, oh one of my best one of

1563
01:17:15,479 --> 01:17:17,960
Speaker 1: my closers was a guy just mumbling to himself and

1564
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:19,840
Speaker 1: I go, what'd you say? And he goes, it's Uber eats,

1565
01:17:19,840 --> 01:17:21,360
Speaker 1: because I was talking about like getting in an uber

1566
01:17:21,400 --> 01:17:23,439
Speaker 1: and like having them give you sectual favors, and he

1567
01:17:23,479 --> 01:17:25,320
Speaker 1: goes Uber eats and I was like, wait, that's good.

1568
01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:28,040
Speaker 1: I go, I'm gonna literally use that. There's been a

1569
01:17:28,080 --> 01:17:33,000
Speaker 1: couple of times where I've taken suggestions. You know. Most

1570
01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:36,840
Speaker 1: of the time, suggestions lead me to feel like I'm

1571
01:17:36,880 --> 01:17:39,240
Speaker 1: not doing enough, and it makes me refocus on the

1572
01:17:39,240 --> 01:17:41,240
Speaker 1: fact that like, oh, you're right, I should do that,

1573
01:17:41,320 --> 01:17:43,599
Speaker 1: and it doesn't turn into me taking action, turns into

1574
01:17:43,640 --> 01:17:45,880
Speaker 1: me beating myself up that I'm not a person that

1575
01:17:46,360 --> 01:17:49,720
Speaker 1: does more stuff. I do love a suggestion, though, I

1576
01:17:49,760 --> 01:17:52,240
Speaker 1: want to say that, like, I appreciate people that take

1577
01:17:52,280 --> 01:17:55,080
Speaker 1: the time, like just Nicky and I just read this

1578
01:17:55,360 --> 01:17:58,400
Speaker 1: Justine Bateman memoir and she talks about how, like, of

1579
01:17:58,479 --> 01:18:01,320
Speaker 1: all your fans, really like two percent are going to

1580
01:18:01,400 --> 01:18:04,000
Speaker 1: actually get to you, you know, or back in the

1581
01:18:04,040 --> 01:18:06,400
Speaker 1: old days when people would write fan mail, but like

1582
01:18:06,439 --> 01:18:09,679
Speaker 1: the ones that actually write you are probably like really

1583
01:18:09,720 --> 01:18:12,639
Speaker 1: hardcore fans. So I do appreciate when people take the time,

1584
01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:15,160
Speaker 1: and like, think about it'd be cool to hear you

1585
01:18:15,200 --> 01:18:18,000
Speaker 1: do this type of song, or collaborate with this person,

1586
01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:19,880
Speaker 1: or have you ever thought about covering X y Z.

1587
01:18:20,080 --> 01:18:23,400
Speaker 1: I love that so many besties said me suggestions with

1588
01:18:23,520 --> 01:18:26,000
Speaker 1: like videos, I'd like animal videos, I'd like I mean,

1589
01:18:26,040 --> 01:18:28,640
Speaker 1: I feel like it happens all the time. Last night,

1590
01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:31,120
Speaker 1: I turned on this Hulu show and I'm going as

1591
01:18:31,160 --> 01:18:33,360
Speaker 1: I'm watching it, it's called like I forget what's called

1592
01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:37,800
Speaker 1: some British funny woman. I forget the name of it,

1593
01:18:37,840 --> 01:18:39,599
Speaker 1: but it showed up right on Hulu. I'm like, oh,

1594
01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:41,479
Speaker 1: let me check the show out. And then I opened

1595
01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:44,840
Speaker 1: up my DMS and as I'm watching the opening credits

1596
01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:46,479
Speaker 1: to this, a girl goes, you should watch this new

1597
01:18:46,560 --> 01:18:48,760
Speaker 1: Hulu show and I'm like, I'm watching it right now.

1598
01:18:48,800 --> 01:18:50,840
Speaker 1: So there's there's moments like that where it really does

1599
01:18:51,320 --> 01:18:54,160
Speaker 1: pay off. But most of the time, I'm like I

1600
01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:56,800
Speaker 1: said yesterday with them when we announced Brian, and Brian

1601
01:18:56,880 --> 01:18:58,320
Speaker 1: was like, I know you're gonna be upset with me,

1602
01:18:58,360 --> 01:19:01,280
Speaker 1: and it's like, you, whatever you feel about me, I've

1603
01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:03,840
Speaker 1: already feeled about myself. I have low self esteem, Like

1604
01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:06,400
Speaker 1: I struggle with stuff, so You're not gonna do better

1605
01:19:06,439 --> 01:19:10,080
Speaker 1: at hurting me than I am already doing. You're you're

1606
01:19:10,160 --> 01:19:13,040
Speaker 1: you're saying, you're speaking, you're preaching to the choir, like

1607
01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:15,320
Speaker 1: we have more in common than people who like me.

1608
01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:21,519
Speaker 1: Probably you're most liked after you're dead. Ain't that the truth?

1609
01:19:22,120 --> 01:19:26,840
Speaker 1: Wise words, Brian, It's true you're so celebrated after like

1610
01:19:27,240 --> 01:19:30,880
Speaker 1: she lit up a room. Yeah, when people say at

1611
01:19:30,880 --> 01:19:34,320
Speaker 1: your funeral they'll never say to you in real life, yes,

1612
01:19:34,479 --> 01:19:35,880
Speaker 1: and they don't. They don't really say a lot of

1613
01:19:35,880 --> 01:19:38,360
Speaker 1: the negative stuff. And weddings they say nice things about

1614
01:19:38,360 --> 01:19:40,400
Speaker 1: you too, And yeah, they don't say that. But she

1615
01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:42,840
Speaker 1: every room, she would light up a room. I want

1616
01:19:43,160 --> 01:19:44,720
Speaker 1: you said a joke where I just wanted to start

1617
01:19:44,760 --> 01:19:46,599
Speaker 1: walking into rooms and turning on all the lamps so

1618
01:19:46,640 --> 01:19:50,720
Speaker 1: that it would be actually literal accurate. Okay, we have

1619
01:19:50,800 --> 01:19:53,040
Speaker 1: to go. Um, I have to get to a voice lesson.

1620
01:19:53,240 --> 01:19:56,120
Speaker 1: Greg Warren, thank you so much for being here. And um,

1621
01:19:56,160 --> 01:19:57,680
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see your special. Even though I've

1622
01:19:57,680 --> 01:19:59,280
Speaker 1: already seen it twice, I want to watch it again.

1623
01:19:59,320 --> 01:20:01,519
Speaker 1: It's so good. You guys are gonna love it so much.

1624
01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:05,000
Speaker 1: The Salesman, April twenty first, Friday. You have plans next

1625
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:08,240
Speaker 1: Friday night. Watch that on YouTube for free. Nate Bargatzi

1626
01:20:08,680 --> 01:20:11,559
Speaker 1: directed it, and check out Greg Warren Comedy dot com

1627
01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:13,840
Speaker 1: for all of Greg's tour dates. He's constantly on tour.

1628
01:20:13,960 --> 01:20:18,240
Speaker 1: He is such just he's clean, he's just a he's

1629
01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:22,120
Speaker 1: a guaranteed everyone will like him. That you bring. You

1630
01:20:22,200 --> 01:20:25,479
Speaker 1: capture what everyone is dealing with. And you're just fucking great.

1631
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:28,080
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you. Yeah, one of the best ever

1632
01:20:28,240 --> 01:20:30,360
Speaker 1: to do it. And if you've just heard of him,

1633
01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:32,920
Speaker 1: what what a how lucky you are to check out

1634
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:35,559
Speaker 1: his body of work, um and his body just go

1635
01:20:35,640 --> 01:20:39,920
Speaker 1: check it out in the park. It's so nice to

1636
01:20:39,960 --> 01:20:44,880
Speaker 1: see you again. I haven't seen him for everything looks great. Um,

1637
01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:49,679
Speaker 1: yeah's there. I saw him at the wedding of the one.

1638
01:20:49,800 --> 01:20:55,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right. Well we uh, we will be

1639
01:20:55,960 --> 01:20:59,479
Speaker 1: back next week with shows Wednesday and Thursday. Don't you

1640
01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:01,479
Speaker 1: think we will? Don't? Um, thank you so much for

1641
01:21:01,520 --> 01:21:04,880
Speaker 1: listening this week. Don't be cook and dig digit already

1642
01:21:04,920 --> 01:21:07,160
Speaker 1: push