WEBVTT - 12 Inches or Less (with Brandon Kyle Goodman) 0:00:01.440 --> 0:00:03.280 I feel like if I had, if I was walking 0:00:03.320 --> 0:00:05.240 around naked, I would have to have some weird kind 0:00:05.240 --> 0:00:08.440 of except like not a belly chain per se. But 0:00:08.560 --> 0:00:10.920 I feel like I would have to have I don't 0:00:10.960 --> 0:00:14.320 think I could. I mean I could just be naked. 0:00:14.320 --> 0:00:17.200 I'd have to have like a like a new hat. Kid. 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:22.079 I love the idea of you being fully naked except 0:00:22.120 --> 0:00:27.320 for a thick Gucci bell. Yeah, you just wear a 0:00:27.320 --> 0:00:33.680 gorgeous Gucci bed and the rest is Yeah. I like 0:00:33.800 --> 0:00:37.800 that for you. That I'm just saying. I don't think 0:00:37.800 --> 0:00:40.840 it would be like I need some garnish on the plate, 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:49.920 Like I'm not just gonna have to stay chips in 0:00:50.000 --> 0:01:07.479 your racist ahostly money stuff. I can't tell me Bang 0:01:07.560 --> 0:01:11.480 bang bang skeet skeet skeet. There it is, there it is. 0:01:11.600 --> 0:01:16.720 Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another another phenomenal episode of 0:01:16.800 --> 0:01:20.160 My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep 0:01:20.200 --> 0:01:23.920 into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally 0:01:24.120 --> 0:01:27.840 worked to prove that Ta Diggs maybe, in fact the 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:32.119 only man in history to work his way back from 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:37.160 the title of Oreo. They were shaman ting, they were 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:41.760 shaman tang. They told him all he did was service 0:01:41.880 --> 0:01:46.280 the white devil. But look at him now, because Dicks 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:52.320 used to follow me on Twitter, we're very close, bangs. 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:55.640 They called him all the mean words you can call 0:01:55.680 --> 0:01:57.920 a black man, and now look at him. He's the 0:01:57.960 --> 0:02:00.240 funniest man on the internet. And he got a bad 0:02:00.280 --> 0:02:02.480 bitch on his arm. And sure as you fuck little Fizz, 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:06.080 but that's none of my business. Doesn't matter. I ain't 0:02:06.080 --> 0:02:11.800 got nothing to do with nothing. Come on, and yes, 0:02:12.000 --> 0:02:15.560 and little Fizz is a cutey pot but he's like like, 0:02:15.639 --> 0:02:18.520 he's like that cute where he's never gonna look like 0:02:18.560 --> 0:02:23.840 a man. And I'm David Bortan. Yeah, Little Fizz is 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:28.720 always gonna look like the coolest dude in the eleventh grade. 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:33.600 That's that's that makes sense to me. Yeah he's got Yeah, 0:02:33.600 --> 0:02:36.520 he's got big. When I graduate, I'm gonna do this 0:02:36.720 --> 0:02:39.919 and yeah, yeah, like you heard, he might go D two, 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:42.680 but I don't know. He's probably going to a juco 0:02:42.800 --> 0:02:44.960 and it's gonna get uh sort of stuck in in 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:47.720 that transition. Yeah, then he just ends up working for 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:52.880 Costco Corporate. But you know, he's a fine life for 0:02:52.960 --> 0:02:55.440 Little Fizz, but it's not what he dreamt of. No, 0:02:55.680 --> 0:02:57.840 did he think he was gonna live in Tulsa forever? 0:02:58.000 --> 0:03:03.800 But that's how that's where it took. All Right, we 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:06.639 can't we can't talk a Little Fiz forever. I don't 0:03:06.680 --> 0:03:09.520 know how a conspiracy about Tight Diggs ended up being 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:13.040 a Little Fizz conversation, but that's the mastery of this podcast. 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:17.000 I'd say our guests today, I'm very excited that they're here. 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:21.040 Been a part of so much cool shit, specifically Big 0:03:21.080 --> 0:03:24.800 Mouth on Netflix, very responsible for all the great work 0:03:24.800 --> 0:03:31.200 over their human resources. Also responsible, brilliant writer, thinker, talker, motherfucker. 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:34.280 Give it up for our guests, Brandon, Kyle good Man. 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:42.080 Can't nobody got time for it. Yeah, I'm just quick, 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:49.119 good one. I like that intro? Yeah, yeah, hell yeah. 0:03:49.160 --> 0:03:53.160 How are you doing? I'm good? How you doing chilling? Yeah? 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:56.680 Any thoughts on on Little Fiz and what he brings 0:03:56.720 --> 0:03:59.720 to the table or Ta Digs either either one really 0:03:59.760 --> 0:04:05.160 all be two ka um a lot, that's the game one. No, 0:04:05.680 --> 0:04:09.480 littap is is the maybe two straight one. He's he's 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:16.200 the rapper, the light skinned rapper in the group who 0:04:16.320 --> 0:04:21.120 was now t Dig's lover. Gotta see I was I 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:23.440 haven't kept up with my Tay Dick since. Uh, and 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:26.159 that's that's your fault. We're not that we didn't do 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:28.640 that to you. You have the chance, you know. I 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:30.480 love it, but I love a good take dicks. I 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:33.479 saw him on and um head with in the Angry 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:37.280 In That was the last time I saw it, which 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:41.120 was he was incredible, accomplished Broadway actor. Don't do that 0:04:41.160 --> 0:04:46.640 to come on and then you can go to Broadway. Yes, 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:51.279 investment is good enough TV series. Listen, I'm a big fan. 0:04:51.360 --> 0:05:01.200 I'm saying the world had turned on him. U ain't 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:06.800 nothing wrong with that? Well, well, we we can't bullshit 0:05:07.040 --> 0:05:10.520 any longer. We have. We have a a wonderful conspiracy 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:12.720 theory that you came to us today with. And I 0:05:13.080 --> 0:05:16.479 will say this has been a conspiracy theory that sort 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:18.719 of has just been sitting there for a while and 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:21.840 nobody's touched it. Literally, no one has brought it up now. 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:24.680 It's not even one that we've I think broached in 0:05:24.720 --> 0:05:27.000 any kind of way. And it's a very simple one. 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:42.680 You said, my mama told me black men had big dicks. You. Yeah, 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:48.599 I love being here. This is great, great chaotic. Whatever 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:52.080 you wanna call it love, We'll take it. Tell me more, 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:54.839 tell tell us more about this this black men and 0:05:54.880 --> 0:05:57.480 they're big, they're big penises. I mean, I feel like 0:05:57.520 --> 0:05:59.880 everyone knows that as a as a theory and the 0:06:00.080 --> 0:06:02.839 the ideas that black men have like nine inch dicks 0:06:03.040 --> 0:06:08.440 or above, and then is on the small side you 0:06:08.440 --> 0:06:11.120 have put so if you are under nine inches and 0:06:11.160 --> 0:06:12.600 you don't, you're not black if you don't have a 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:14.400 nine inch Because it's really what I'm trying to say. 0:06:14.400 --> 0:06:16.360 I want to I want to start some controversy here, 0:06:17.240 --> 0:06:19.960 but I feel like it's impossible to be double black. 0:06:20.040 --> 0:06:27.280 Then asking ship David, what looks like I'm still half black? 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:33.200 All right? We got a double black and half black. 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:36.160 I love it. Um, Yeah, I mean, you know that's 0:06:36.200 --> 0:06:38.160 the thing. And then and then, as you know, I 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:40.440 feel like you hear that theory really young, like when 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:42.640 people start talking about dicks at like fourteen and fifteen, 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:44.520 you start hearing that, and then you start measuring your 0:06:44.560 --> 0:06:46.799 dick to make sure that you're actually full black. Yeah, 0:06:47.040 --> 0:06:49.279 and then you're like, do I go balls? Do I do? 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:52.239 Do I pin the balls back and go yes? Yeah. 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:55.480 There's a lot of strategies to make up. So if 0:06:55.480 --> 0:06:57.240 you were like me, you're a chubby kid, you got 0:06:57.279 --> 0:06:59.040 a little bit you can push back. I call it 0:06:59.080 --> 0:07:04.320 the reserve. Like, like, well, what do y'all think? Where 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:06.600 do you measure from? Do you measure from the balls? 0:07:06.720 --> 0:07:09.560 You measure from? Like? Where where would you measure your 0:07:09.560 --> 0:07:16.760 penis from? I measure penetrable? WHOA, that's respectable. I like 0:07:16.920 --> 0:07:20.160 that answer. That's that's a great answer. I will say that. 0:07:20.200 --> 0:07:22.920 And I don't mean to jump jump the gun here, 0:07:22.920 --> 0:07:26.280 but in my research, I actually read about the the 0:07:26.480 --> 0:07:30.400 technical way in which researchers measure, and it's from the 0:07:30.440 --> 0:07:34.440 top where the pelvic bones sort of starts above the 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:39.520 penis that you're allowed to measure. You're not allowed. Yeah, 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:43.000 you're not allowed to measure from the side nor underneath, 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:46.640 because you're going to gain to your point some some 0:07:46.800 --> 0:07:51.600 impenetrable inches and or at least like a boost from 0:07:51.640 --> 0:07:54.480 the side and underneath. Well, now I'm having identity crisis. 0:07:54.520 --> 0:07:59.840 Not gota you've been You've been cooking your books for 0:08:00.000 --> 0:08:07.240 by a while. Somebody has been juicing you know what 0:08:07.280 --> 0:08:14.600 I mean? Damn y'all, yell growing up my whole, my 0:08:14.640 --> 0:08:18.080 whole sense of self Okay, great. I think this whole 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:20.400 topic has needed to be approached for a long time. 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:25.040 Though it's been it's been necessary. It's a lot of pressure. No, 0:08:25.440 --> 0:08:29.240 like it feels like to live under this, as you 0:08:29.280 --> 0:08:33.120 know Lenggstone, to be very dark skin and live under this. 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:35.560 It's like you gotta have waves and you gotta have 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:39.640 a big old dick, and that's what you do. And 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:44.000 you look great and gold and green and yellow, yellow 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:52.240 and yellow, and you look at my old yellow. Yeah, 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:56.360 I don't know that. I I've what you're describing does 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:59.280 not feel like the anxiety that I necessarily had to 0:08:59.280 --> 0:09:02.040 grow up under. And I acknowledge that you never felt 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:04.800 like you were you would never felt big dick anxiety. 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:07.680 Oh no, I had massive big dick anxiety. I'm saying 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:11.520 that none of it felt like I was. It didn't 0:09:11.520 --> 0:09:14.440 feel like I would be like, uh laughed out of 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:17.080 the building if I didn't have the biggest dick. Do 0:09:17.120 --> 0:09:20.000 you know what I'm saying? And what you're describing feels 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:23.760 like it's not just have a healthy sized penis, it's 0:09:23.840 --> 0:09:27.400 have a penis worth talking about. And or you are 0:09:27.520 --> 0:09:32.400 less black than you appear, yes, for sure, which is 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:34.640 porn culture too, right. I mean, like a lot of 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:38.520 us as young adults would also as grown adults. Yet 0:09:38.559 --> 0:09:40.960 our idea of what sexism, what body should look like 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:43.040 from porn culture. I mean, I think it's what women 0:09:43.080 --> 0:09:46.160 are currently in the state unpacking, right, Like that the 0:09:46.200 --> 0:09:48.680 male gaze has had an idea of what women look 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:51.120 like and look like during sex. It's all from porn. 0:09:51.200 --> 0:09:53.199 And so the same thing is true for ethnic groups. 0:09:53.200 --> 0:09:55.400 It's like the idea of what an Asian man or 0:09:55.400 --> 0:09:57.600 an Asian one looks like, what a Black man looks like. 0:09:58.040 --> 0:10:03.240 It's all from porn. It's all like fetish and not real. 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:05.960 I mean, those dicks are real, but like the pressure 0:10:06.000 --> 0:10:10.120 that the entire community has, some of them, some of 0:10:10.160 --> 0:10:17.160 them I don't know. Yes, yes, yeah. Sometimes you're like, whoa, hey, brother, 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:22.680 it's new. You can't I will say, I will say, 0:10:22.679 --> 0:10:25.040 there's every and maybe you all have experienced this. Every 0:10:25.080 --> 0:10:27.040 once in a while you bump into a porn where 0:10:27.040 --> 0:10:29.760 it's just a man with a regular size, faintness, and 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:32.280 a part of me is like, hell, yeah, let's go, 0:10:33.080 --> 0:10:48.319 let's go bookmark look at him doing it. Yes, yes, 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:56.360 it's normal to me. No that I think that this 0:10:56.440 --> 0:10:59.680 one though, this we do all. I don't think there's 0:10:59.679 --> 0:11:03.560 any black men who have never come into situations where 0:11:03.600 --> 0:11:06.800 that was what was expected, right, we all live under 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:09.280 this umbrella, right, Yeah, No, I think I think this 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:13.560 is it's a it's a very universal pressure I think 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:17.440 placed on black men, especially about their penis size, in 0:11:17.480 --> 0:11:19.680 a way that then maybe you all have experienced this. 0:11:20.000 --> 0:11:24.520 White guys can openly joke about their penis being inadequate 0:11:24.640 --> 0:11:27.679 or or not big, and it sort of becomes like 0:11:27.720 --> 0:11:29.840 an easy punch line that they don't ever have to 0:11:29.960 --> 0:11:38.560 run from there. They're always saying, whoa, I can't dance 0:11:38.600 --> 0:11:43.120 like a little just like that. Well, I have a question. 0:11:43.520 --> 0:11:44.880 I grew up going to a lot of p w 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:48.040 I predominantly white institutions, and so I felt that pressure, 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:51.400 especially about dick size. But we're either of you around 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:54.520 mostly like grew up in mostly black high schools or 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:58.400 black schools with the pressure the same. No. I moved 0:11:58.400 --> 0:12:01.880 to the country when I was fourteen, not the country 0:12:02.080 --> 0:12:12.200 of America, no, like yeah, yeah, like the country area. Yeah, 0:12:12.520 --> 0:12:14.320 when I was kind of you know, just off the 0:12:14.760 --> 0:12:19.760 porch if you will. Yeah, that's all. That's all that is. 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:23.040 Every and especially when you're a kid because you have 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:26.880 no like yeah, the point is, yeah, that's all those 0:12:26.920 --> 0:12:32.200 little those little trollops wanted damn that big day my 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:41.079 high school. No, that was the correct way to behave 0:12:42.000 --> 0:12:45.480 inside of this podcast, we don't apologize to anybody for 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:50.160 anything we do. I grew up in a neighborhood that 0:12:50.280 --> 0:12:55.360 was weirdly like mixed, like not not. It was probably 0:12:55.400 --> 0:12:58.960 predominantly white, but not in a way that was like, oh, ship, 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:02.560 we're like one of few, so we have like a 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:06.520 nice mixture. And that meant that I don't necessarily know 0:13:06.559 --> 0:13:10.600 that I felt any special pressure from a white community 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:13.280 versus a black community. It kind of felt like just 0:13:13.600 --> 0:13:16.640 whoever you were trying to funk meant you didn't want 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:18.720 that anxiety spreading, you know what I mean, Like we 0:13:18.800 --> 0:13:21.280 all knew the same ship. I just wondered, like he 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:23.400 went to like a southern black church, if like you 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:25.520 felt the same pressure that your dick had to be 0:13:26.480 --> 0:13:28.839 big or in the black church, we like there was 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:31.800 a grounding reality of black No, like you know, Dick's 0:13:31.840 --> 0:13:36.520 coming off side. Yeah, the preachers like he has ain't 0:13:36.559 --> 0:13:41.719 that as long as your money's greed, you're good over here. 0:13:44.000 --> 0:13:46.120 As long as you tried that ten percent, we don't care, 0:13:46.320 --> 0:13:50.760 right he once small ones want to climb on rocks. Hey, 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:53.000 guy took ten percent off me from the top. You 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:59.199 know we'll get it back in heaven. You get back. 0:14:01.920 --> 0:14:05.199 And that's that's what the Jehovah's witnesses are talking about. 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:12.679 It's really a tax, faith tax. They take a faith 0:14:12.679 --> 0:14:16.480 bax right off the tip. Brother, do you believe or 0:14:16.520 --> 0:14:25.480 not God, It's gonna give you that dick back. God's 0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:30.280 donna give me that dick back. Yes, yes Na, have 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:35.040 you heard the good news. God, it's gonna give you 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:44.280 the ren give you that dick back. Okay, we we 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:47.920 have gone a while now and we haven't made much 0:14:48.000 --> 0:14:51.960 progress in terms of understanding this conspiracy for yourself, Brandon, 0:14:52.040 --> 0:14:56.920 tell me do you personally believe in this conspiracy? How 0:14:57.000 --> 0:14:59.680 much or how much are you bought it? Well, So, 0:15:00.280 --> 0:15:03.280 the thing that I like, I'm I'm I'm a homosexual. 0:15:03.800 --> 0:15:08.000 So I research and I've done some data. So I 0:15:08.720 --> 0:15:11.760 yet some dick research, um, some honatomy as we call it. 0:15:11.880 --> 0:15:15.320 So what I fully know is uh that that is 0:15:15.360 --> 0:15:19.160 not true, that that black dicks comes on many sizes 0:15:19.200 --> 0:15:23.000 and there some that are you know, really really quite large, 0:15:23.000 --> 0:15:29.280 and something that are something that are very tiny and 0:15:29.280 --> 0:15:31.720 and and to me, the biggest thing that I have 0:15:31.880 --> 0:15:34.920 learned is it's how you use it. You know, like 0:15:35.560 --> 0:15:38.560 which you hear the motion of the ocean, but you're like, nah, 0:15:38.680 --> 0:15:41.840 I still wanted tennishes, But as an adult at thirty five, 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:44.320 I'm like, oh, yeah, it really is more about how 0:15:44.360 --> 0:15:45.640 you use it, because there are people who have twelve 0:15:45.640 --> 0:15:48.800 inch dicks and are it's a weapon and what else 0:15:48.840 --> 0:15:51.320 would you do? You have to rob the pharmacy with that? 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:55.520 What are you just gonna You're just gonna pick up 0:15:55.520 --> 0:16:00.400 your medication and buy candy corn? No, you hurt people 0:16:01.120 --> 0:16:03.320 how you go so far as to say a twelve 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:06.720 inch stick is a burden? Yeah, it's it's someone with 0:16:06.760 --> 0:16:13.720 an eleven and a half inch stick. I can that's 0:16:13.720 --> 0:16:17.760 the way you want to stop? What does it say, 0:16:17.800 --> 0:16:20.880 say any more than two dollars a year and it 0:16:20.920 --> 0:16:24.680 doesn't feel any different. That's the same with penis, Like, yeah, 0:16:24.760 --> 0:16:27.280 I can see that you have to go to porn 0:16:27.400 --> 0:16:30.360 right because like regular freak ain't trying to deal with that. 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:35.120 Everything freak you are. You are a fucking weed. Don't 0:16:35.600 --> 0:16:42.320 you get out of here with big dicks. That's good energy. 0:16:42.480 --> 0:16:44.400 I've been trying to do it for years. Because here's 0:16:44.440 --> 0:16:47.200 what I'm saying. You don't have a twelve inch penis. 0:16:47.360 --> 0:16:52.160 It might have been too big before, so extrapolate that 0:16:52.360 --> 0:16:57.840 by however, many twelve is crazy, twelves a burden. I 0:16:58.160 --> 0:17:01.760 don't much. I don't think that that's even at least 0:17:01.800 --> 0:17:04.679 in talking to too many of my female friends. It 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:07.399 it never seems to be the desire, like it's a 0:17:07.400 --> 0:17:09.920 desire to see it. I think we all want to 0:17:09.960 --> 0:17:13.840 see the motherfucker, but nobody wants that inside of them. 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:16.280 I have had like we can do this. Uh, this 0:17:16.359 --> 0:17:18.320 is really interesting. I've had a twelve inch dick inside 0:17:18.359 --> 0:17:21.600 me once, and yeah, I'm I'm a brag about that 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:23.240 because you know that took a lot of breathing, a 0:17:23.280 --> 0:17:25.800 lot of douche, and a lot of praying God, and 0:17:25.880 --> 0:17:27.360 it was great. But it's one of those things where 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:29.240 you're like, that's a that's a vacation dick. You know 0:17:29.240 --> 0:17:31.480 what I'm saying. That's not like, but I want to 0:17:31.520 --> 0:17:34.440 be with every day. I don't want to marry that dick, 0:17:34.480 --> 0:17:36.440 you know, I want to I don't want to write 0:17:36.440 --> 0:17:40.760 a roller coaster after work on two No no, yeah, yeah, 0:17:40.800 --> 0:17:43.320 that's that's like, which is why I said twelve is 0:17:43.320 --> 0:17:45.040 a porn dick. It's like that's something you're like, Oh, 0:17:45.040 --> 0:17:47.280 I'm I'm gonna look at that. I'm gonna see it 0:17:47.359 --> 0:17:49.600 one time, but I'm not I'm not trying to. Yeah, 0:17:49.600 --> 0:17:52.199 you know how you know how Kumal got buff and 0:17:52.280 --> 0:17:56.000 like uh and like then we found out how he 0:17:56.040 --> 0:17:57.879 did it and it's like, oh, he hasn't had an 0:17:57.880 --> 0:18:01.360 almond for like two years, and it's like that's that's 0:18:01.359 --> 0:18:03.120 what that seems like, you know what I mean, where 0:18:03.160 --> 0:18:05.639 it's like you gotta really be down to put in 0:18:05.680 --> 0:18:09.359 the work every single day to experience that that level 0:18:09.400 --> 0:18:13.240 of of buffness and big dick would have to be 0:18:13.240 --> 0:18:16.960 in a vent, like you couldn't just like lazy right 0:18:17.000 --> 0:18:19.800 before we go to bed sex no no no, or 0:18:19.840 --> 0:18:23.240 like wake up sex not because you really get into 0:18:23.240 --> 0:18:31.360 the intestines at that point, like like that's when you're 0:18:31.359 --> 0:18:36.040 really beating guts because you were beating that time never 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:41.280 felt applicable to what I do and I'm not. You 0:18:41.280 --> 0:18:44.560 are beating the out somebody's guts, so you know you can't. 0:18:44.600 --> 0:18:46.879 You can't surprise somebody with that. You really have to 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:49.520 plan that out, are you? Are you at all afraid 0:18:49.560 --> 0:18:51.639 that at some point down the line, your doctor is 0:18:51.680 --> 0:18:54.480 gonna sit you down and be like, Brandon, we've got 0:18:54.520 --> 0:18:57.879 some bad news. Your guts are beat to death from 0:18:57.880 --> 0:19:02.680 from that that twelve and Dick, you too, honestly and honor. 0:19:02.760 --> 0:19:05.600 I hope I got that all want for that if 0:19:05.760 --> 0:19:08.640 if that happens, like I feel like wi thanks. There's 0:19:08.680 --> 0:19:11.640 there's no technical term for this, but but there's bruises. 0:19:11.640 --> 0:19:15.400 I'll love you your guts from the beating. If it's 0:19:15.400 --> 0:19:20.920 a gay doctor like congratulations. My ship wasn't foot long. 0:19:21.119 --> 0:19:24.320 Every time I completed with someone, I would put a 0:19:24.440 --> 0:19:32.560 notch in it like a bed buon. All right, I 0:19:32.600 --> 0:19:35.040 think we did enough to earn a break. We're gonna 0:19:35.080 --> 0:19:36.879 take a break. We'll get back with more, Brandon Cole 0:19:36.960 --> 0:19:55.200 good Man more. My mama told me anyway, welcome back 0:19:55.240 --> 0:19:58.480 to my mama told me the podcast where we are 0:19:58.640 --> 0:20:03.960 today actually talk you know about Dick than the way 0:20:04.000 --> 0:20:06.840 that y'all are not acknowledging that drop David is crazy. 0:20:09.040 --> 0:20:12.359 You're just going into your script like that. You know 0:20:13.040 --> 0:20:16.640 it was you know too. It's just it's just one 0:20:16.640 --> 0:20:19.800 of them drops me bick. Oh my god, that was unhinged. 0:20:20.119 --> 0:20:24.679 I like it. But we are back in Yeah, we 0:20:24.760 --> 0:20:29.720 are talking about do black men have big old hanging hogs, 0:20:30.359 --> 0:20:33.280 big old hanging hogs. And now now, Brandon, you you've 0:20:33.320 --> 0:20:37.959 experienced a big old black dick, You've had the twelve venture, 0:20:38.600 --> 0:20:40.800 do you? And this this is the question. I guess 0:20:40.800 --> 0:20:44.119 I've always wanted to ask, what is the preferred size? 0:20:44.240 --> 0:20:46.520 Is there a preferred size where you're like, that is 0:20:46.640 --> 0:20:49.800 exactly correct? Yes, I'm glad you're asking this. I'm like, 0:20:50.359 --> 0:20:52.159 it's funny because my publicist is on here and I'm like, 0:20:52.160 --> 0:20:54.680 I wonder if they're like listening to me talk about 0:20:54.880 --> 0:20:56.800 the dicks that I've taken and they're like, what, how 0:20:56.800 --> 0:20:59.880 are you going to spend this? I think I think 0:20:59.880 --> 0:21:06.480 you're spinning a chest right and spin. This is the book. 0:21:06.720 --> 0:21:12.520 This is We've got the follow up, seventy pages about 0:21:12.600 --> 0:21:15.520 me riding twelve InChIs um nine inches to me, it's 0:21:15.520 --> 0:21:19.800 like perfects, like a perfect that's still pretty big for 0:21:19.920 --> 0:21:23.760 regular dicks, right, yeah, that's just still a pretty you know. 0:21:23.800 --> 0:21:26.800 I would say that I like a big dick. So 0:21:26.920 --> 0:21:30.000 eight to nine is like the right, like if it's like, 0:21:30.040 --> 0:21:33.000 oh it's big, and also like it's not too much 0:21:33.040 --> 0:21:36.560 work for me personally. Not to brag, but that's that's 0:21:36.600 --> 0:21:39.840 my that's my jam. Like eight to nine. I love 0:21:39.920 --> 0:21:43.040 that for you. That's good for you, that that's that 0:21:43.119 --> 0:21:46.520 you even have that choice like that you because we 0:21:46.640 --> 0:21:50.960 have no choice. I can't be like, oh, seven to 0:21:51.080 --> 0:21:57.680 fifteen centimeters, there's no we don't get to talk about that. 0:21:57.800 --> 0:21:59.679 You don't get to you just get to say all 0:21:59.760 --> 0:22:01.879 you can say. It's like it was great or I 0:22:01.920 --> 0:22:04.480 didn't like it that much. I want to point out. 0:22:05.760 --> 0:22:08.960 I want to point out that that ten centimeters is 0:22:09.840 --> 0:22:16.320 full dilation for a woman in labor. So seven seven 0:22:16.440 --> 0:22:20.399 to fifteen for a woman just walking around is maybe 0:22:20.440 --> 0:22:23.400 the loosest pussy in all of history. Oh so now 0:22:23.440 --> 0:22:27.240 you're shaming people. Okay, I didn't know it was that 0:22:27.480 --> 0:22:31.800 kind of fucking podcast. I apologize. I don't know. You're 0:22:31.840 --> 0:22:37.080 out the goose. I'm on your side. I think tight 0:22:37.160 --> 0:22:40.960 loos's good. Yeah, it's it's like pizza man, It's all 0:22:41.080 --> 0:22:45.159 pretty good. Yeah. I feel like I mean, like, have 0:22:45.240 --> 0:22:49.760 you all had any sex, Like penetrated name but no, no, no, no, no, 0:22:49.880 --> 0:22:54.440 I no not yeah, but like have you fucked somebody's ass? Yeah, 0:22:54.480 --> 0:22:56.480 it's it's too much of what to do for me. Yeah, 0:22:56.520 --> 0:22:58.480 I don't. I don't care for it. It's it's not 0:22:58.840 --> 0:23:01.280 it's not my jam. It's just a lot of it's 0:23:01.320 --> 0:23:04.640 just like a lot of like I'm not that patient. 0:23:05.280 --> 0:23:06.919 Got it, got it, got it? Yes, you do have 0:23:06.960 --> 0:23:10.520 to be patient. Yeah, but maybe I always wonder maybe 0:23:10.840 --> 0:23:13.320 had it has it? Maybe if it was somebody who 0:23:13.320 --> 0:23:15.480 did it more often, it would be like more of 0:23:15.520 --> 0:23:18.520 a kid do it? But every times feeling a production? 0:23:19.000 --> 0:23:22.359 How long did it take usually? I'm so fascinating about this, 0:23:23.040 --> 0:23:28.520 like an extra couple of minutes of just like really though, 0:23:28.640 --> 0:23:34.399 like head in and then a little bit uh and 0:23:34.400 --> 0:23:37.720 then a little bit more and you know what. So 0:23:37.800 --> 0:23:39.560 it's like this, it's like it's like a little bit 0:23:40.400 --> 0:23:43.880 and get that used to and then used to that 0:23:44.040 --> 0:23:46.439 and then used to that. This is great for an 0:23:46.480 --> 0:23:51.119 audio medium. Well, I think we can explain it, David 0:23:50.680 --> 0:23:57.600 was my mom does listen to this. I think I 0:23:57.680 --> 0:23:59.760 think this won't be the thing that jumps her off 0:23:59.760 --> 0:24:07.040 board with this conversation is very open, so I've never 0:24:07.720 --> 0:24:11.120 I love shut out some moms. I've never vagina, So 0:24:11.240 --> 0:24:14.840 I want to ask a whole that is generally how 0:24:14.880 --> 0:24:19.199 it works? Always? Yes, yeah, you're like it can be 0:24:19.320 --> 0:24:24.560 like that vagina Okay, okay, Vaginas aren't always as blossomed 0:24:24.720 --> 0:24:26.920 as as you would love them to be and or 0:24:27.320 --> 0:24:30.400 ready for whatever is that already feels like a bad word. 0:24:31.200 --> 0:24:36.119 It feels wild. I don't love. I didn't have to 0:24:36.160 --> 0:24:38.240 tune tag in on this. I could have just let 0:24:38.280 --> 0:24:50.080 the con the research you started, all right, I did 0:24:50.160 --> 0:24:53.639 do some research on this. No, You're not good. Okay, okay, No, 0:24:54.000 --> 0:24:58.320 what I'm saying is sometimes vaginas are not as warmed 0:24:58.400 --> 0:25:00.760 up as they need to be in us. It takes 0:25:00.800 --> 0:25:05.400 longer to enter that is. That is how from the conversation. 0:25:05.480 --> 0:25:08.240 Are y'all part of the warming up of the vagina? 0:25:08.640 --> 0:25:12.400 For sure? Oh? I eat everything on my plate? Oh yeah, 0:25:12.840 --> 0:25:15.679 that's what we like to hear. Never never, never, not 0:25:15.760 --> 0:25:18.600 attempted to warm that thing up. I've failed a few times. 0:25:18.600 --> 0:25:21.680 How long do you warm it up for you? Outside 0:25:21.680 --> 0:25:25.760 of time? Outside of time? Will I grew up? I 0:25:25.800 --> 0:25:27.760 grew up with a weird body. You gotta make up 0:25:27.800 --> 0:25:31.800 for it I eat. I don't give a ship. We 0:25:31.880 --> 0:25:35.400 can go for a long long What if I never 0:25:35.480 --> 0:25:39.480 checked my watch? Now near? Whatever? Do you? Is that? Okay? 0:25:39.520 --> 0:25:42.320 I want to ask because I feel like so often 0:25:42.400 --> 0:25:45.359 that is not how straight men respond to this question. 0:25:45.440 --> 0:25:48.840 So like, was that something you learned from from your community, 0:25:49.000 --> 0:25:51.679 from other like how did y'all get so in tune 0:25:51.720 --> 0:25:53.760 and sensitive? Feel like? No, Oh, I gotta eat this 0:25:53.800 --> 0:25:55.800 for a while and take care of it. I think 0:25:55.840 --> 0:25:59.080 I'm just a person who's eager to please in general. Yeah, 0:26:00.000 --> 0:26:02.800 I think it's I think it's a personality trade looking 0:26:02.840 --> 0:26:05.840 for validation. Probably I was about saying I I similarly 0:26:06.000 --> 0:26:10.040