1 00:00:01,440 --> 00:00:03,280 Speaker 1: I feel like if I had, if I was walking 2 00:00:03,320 --> 00:00:05,240 Speaker 1: around naked, I would have to have some weird kind 3 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:08,440 Speaker 1: of except like not a belly chain per se. But 4 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:10,920 Speaker 1: I feel like I would have to have I don't 5 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:14,320 Speaker 1: think I could. I mean I could just be naked. 6 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:17,200 Speaker 1: I'd have to have like a like a new hat. Kid. 7 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:22,079 Speaker 1: I love the idea of you being fully naked except 8 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:27,320 Speaker 1: for a thick Gucci bell. Yeah, you just wear a 9 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:33,680 Speaker 1: gorgeous Gucci bed and the rest is Yeah. I like 10 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:37,800 Speaker 1: that for you. That I'm just saying. I don't think 11 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:40,840 Speaker 1: it would be like I need some garnish on the plate, 12 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:49,920 Speaker 1: Like I'm not just gonna have to stay chips in 13 00:00:50,000 --> 00:01:07,479 Speaker 1: your racist ahostly money stuff. I can't tell me Bang 14 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:11,480 Speaker 1: bang bang skeet skeet skeet. There it is, there it is. 15 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another another phenomenal episode of 16 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:20,160 Speaker 1: My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep 17 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:23,920 Speaker 1: into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally 18 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:27,840 Speaker 1: worked to prove that Ta Diggs maybe, in fact the 19 00:01:27,959 --> 00:01:32,119 Speaker 1: only man in history to work his way back from 20 00:01:32,240 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 1: the title of Oreo. They were shaman ting, they were 21 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:41,760 Speaker 1: shaman tang. They told him all he did was service 22 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:46,280 Speaker 1: the white devil. But look at him now, because Dicks 23 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:52,320 Speaker 1: used to follow me on Twitter, we're very close, bangs. 24 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,640 Speaker 1: They called him all the mean words you can call 25 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,920 Speaker 1: a black man, and now look at him. He's the 26 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:00,240 Speaker 1: funniest man on the internet. And he got a bad 27 00:02:00,280 --> 00:02:02,480 Speaker 1: bitch on his arm. And sure as you fuck little Fizz, 28 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:06,080 Speaker 1: but that's none of my business. Doesn't matter. I ain't 29 00:02:06,080 --> 00:02:11,800 Speaker 1: got nothing to do with nothing. Come on, and yes, 30 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,560 Speaker 1: and little Fizz is a cutey pot but he's like like, 31 00:02:15,639 --> 00:02:18,520 Speaker 1: he's like that cute where he's never gonna look like 32 00:02:18,560 --> 00:02:23,840 Speaker 1: a man. And I'm David Bortan. Yeah, Little Fizz is 33 00:02:23,880 --> 00:02:28,720 Speaker 1: always gonna look like the coolest dude in the eleventh grade. 34 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 1: That's that's that makes sense to me. Yeah he's got Yeah, 35 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:36,520 Speaker 1: he's got big. When I graduate, I'm gonna do this 36 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:39,919 Speaker 1: and yeah, yeah, like you heard, he might go D two, 37 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:42,680 Speaker 1: but I don't know. He's probably going to a juco 38 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:44,960 Speaker 1: and it's gonna get uh sort of stuck in in 39 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:47,720 Speaker 1: that transition. Yeah, then he just ends up working for 40 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 1: Costco Corporate. But you know, he's a fine life for 41 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaker 1: Little Fizz, but it's not what he dreamt of. No, 42 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,840 Speaker 1: did he think he was gonna live in Tulsa forever? 43 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:03,800 Speaker 1: But that's how that's where it took. All Right, we 44 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,639 Speaker 1: can't we can't talk a Little Fiz forever. I don't 45 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:09,520 Speaker 1: know how a conspiracy about Tight Diggs ended up being 46 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:13,040 Speaker 1: a Little Fizz conversation, but that's the mastery of this podcast. 47 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:17,000 Speaker 1: I'd say our guests today, I'm very excited that they're here. 48 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:21,040 Speaker 1: Been a part of so much cool shit, specifically Big 49 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:24,800 Speaker 1: Mouth on Netflix, very responsible for all the great work 50 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:31,200 Speaker 1: over their human resources. Also responsible, brilliant writer, thinker, talker, motherfucker. 51 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 1: Give it up for our guests, Brandon, Kyle good Man. 52 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:42,080 Speaker 1: Can't nobody got time for it. Yeah, I'm just quick, 53 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:49,119 Speaker 1: good one. I like that intro? Yeah, yeah, hell yeah. 54 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 1: How are you doing? I'm good? How you doing chilling? Yeah? 55 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,680 Speaker 1: Any thoughts on on Little Fiz and what he brings 56 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:59,720 Speaker 1: to the table or Ta Digs either either one really 57 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:05,160 Speaker 1: all be two ka um a lot, that's the game one. No, 58 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 1: littap is is the maybe two straight one. He's he's 59 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 1: the rapper, the light skinned rapper in the group who 60 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:21,120 Speaker 1: was now t Dig's lover. Gotta see I was I 61 00:04:21,120 --> 00:04:23,440 Speaker 1: haven't kept up with my Tay Dick since. Uh, and 62 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:26,159 Speaker 1: that's that's your fault. We're not that we didn't do 63 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:28,640 Speaker 1: that to you. You have the chance, you know. I 64 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:30,480 Speaker 1: love it, but I love a good take dicks. I 65 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:33,479 Speaker 1: saw him on and um head with in the Angry 66 00:04:33,480 --> 00:04:37,280 Speaker 1: In That was the last time I saw it, which 67 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:41,120 Speaker 1: was he was incredible, accomplished Broadway actor. Don't do that 68 00:04:41,160 --> 00:04:46,640 Speaker 1: to come on and then you can go to Broadway. Yes, 69 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:51,279 Speaker 1: investment is good enough TV series. Listen, I'm a big fan. 70 00:04:51,360 --> 00:05:01,200 Speaker 1: I'm saying the world had turned on him. U ain't 71 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:06,800 Speaker 1: nothing wrong with that? Well, well, we we can't bullshit 72 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:10,520 Speaker 1: any longer. We have. We have a a wonderful conspiracy 73 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:12,720 Speaker 1: theory that you came to us today with. And I 74 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:16,479 Speaker 1: will say this has been a conspiracy theory that sort 75 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:18,719 Speaker 1: of has just been sitting there for a while and 76 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:21,840 Speaker 1: nobody's touched it. Literally, no one has brought it up now. 77 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:24,680 Speaker 1: It's not even one that we've I think broached in 78 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 1: any kind of way. And it's a very simple one. 79 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:42,680 Speaker 1: You said, my mama told me black men had big dicks. You. Yeah, 80 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:48,599 Speaker 1: I love being here. This is great, great chaotic. Whatever 81 00:05:48,680 --> 00:05:52,080 Speaker 1: you wanna call it love, We'll take it. Tell me more, 82 00:05:52,200 --> 00:05:54,839 Speaker 1: tell tell us more about this this black men and 83 00:05:54,880 --> 00:05:57,480 Speaker 1: they're big, they're big penises. I mean, I feel like 84 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,880 Speaker 1: everyone knows that as a as a theory and the 85 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,839 Speaker 1: the ideas that black men have like nine inch dicks 86 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:08,440 Speaker 1: or above, and then is on the small side you 87 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:11,120 Speaker 1: have put so if you are under nine inches and 88 00:06:11,160 --> 00:06:12,600 Speaker 1: you don't, you're not black if you don't have a 89 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:14,400 Speaker 1: nine inch Because it's really what I'm trying to say. 90 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:16,360 Speaker 1: I want to I want to start some controversy here, 91 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:19,960 Speaker 1: but I feel like it's impossible to be double black. 92 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:27,280 Speaker 1: Then asking ship David, what looks like I'm still half black? 93 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:33,200 Speaker 1: All right? We got a double black and half black. 94 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:36,160 Speaker 1: I love it. Um, Yeah, I mean, you know that's 95 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:38,160 Speaker 1: the thing. And then and then, as you know, I 96 00:06:38,200 --> 00:06:40,440 Speaker 1: feel like you hear that theory really young, like when 97 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:42,640 Speaker 1: people start talking about dicks at like fourteen and fifteen, 98 00:06:42,680 --> 00:06:44,520 Speaker 1: you start hearing that, and then you start measuring your 99 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,799 Speaker 1: dick to make sure that you're actually full black. Yeah, 100 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:49,279 Speaker 1: and then you're like, do I go balls? Do I do? 101 00:06:49,279 --> 00:06:52,239 Speaker 1: Do I pin the balls back and go yes? Yeah. 102 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:55,480 Speaker 1: There's a lot of strategies to make up. So if 103 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,240 Speaker 1: you were like me, you're a chubby kid, you got 104 00:06:57,279 --> 00:06:59,040 Speaker 1: a little bit you can push back. I call it 105 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:04,320 Speaker 1: the reserve. Like, like, well, what do y'all think? Where 106 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:06,600 Speaker 1: do you measure from? Do you measure from the balls? 107 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:09,560 Speaker 1: You measure from? Like? Where where would you measure your 108 00:07:09,560 --> 00:07:16,760 Speaker 1: penis from? I measure penetrable? WHOA, that's respectable. I like 109 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:20,160 Speaker 1: that answer. That's that's a great answer. I will say that. 110 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:22,920 Speaker 1: And I don't mean to jump jump the gun here, 111 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:26,280 Speaker 1: but in my research, I actually read about the the 112 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:30,400 Speaker 1: technical way in which researchers measure, and it's from the 113 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:34,440 Speaker 1: top where the pelvic bones sort of starts above the 114 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:39,520 Speaker 1: penis that you're allowed to measure. You're not allowed. Yeah, 115 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:43,000 Speaker 1: you're not allowed to measure from the side nor underneath, 116 00:07:43,120 --> 00:07:46,640 Speaker 1: because you're going to gain to your point some some 117 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:51,600 Speaker 1: impenetrable inches and or at least like a boost from 118 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:54,480 Speaker 1: the side and underneath. Well, now I'm having identity crisis. 119 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:59,840 Speaker 1: Not gota you've been You've been cooking your books for 120 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:07,240 Speaker 1: by a while. Somebody has been juicing you know what 121 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:14,600 Speaker 1: I mean? Damn y'all, yell growing up my whole, my 122 00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:18,080 Speaker 1: whole sense of self Okay, great. I think this whole 123 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:20,400 Speaker 1: topic has needed to be approached for a long time. 124 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:25,040 Speaker 1: Though it's been it's been necessary. It's a lot of pressure. No, 125 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:29,240 Speaker 1: like it feels like to live under this, as you 126 00:08:29,280 --> 00:08:33,120 Speaker 1: know Lenggstone, to be very dark skin and live under this. 127 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,560 Speaker 1: It's like you gotta have waves and you gotta have 128 00:08:35,679 --> 00:08:39,640 Speaker 1: a big old dick, and that's what you do. And 129 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:44,000 Speaker 1: you look great and gold and green and yellow, yellow 130 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:52,240 Speaker 1: and yellow, and you look at my old yellow. Yeah, 131 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:56,360 Speaker 1: I don't know that. I I've what you're describing does 132 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:59,280 Speaker 1: not feel like the anxiety that I necessarily had to 133 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:02,040 Speaker 1: grow up under. And I acknowledge that you never felt 134 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:04,800 Speaker 1: like you were you would never felt big dick anxiety. 135 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,680 Speaker 1: Oh no, I had massive big dick anxiety. I'm saying 136 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:11,520 Speaker 1: that none of it felt like I was. It didn't 137 00:09:11,520 --> 00:09:14,440 Speaker 1: feel like I would be like, uh laughed out of 138 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:17,080 Speaker 1: the building if I didn't have the biggest dick. Do 139 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:20,000 Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? And what you're describing feels 140 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:23,760 Speaker 1: like it's not just have a healthy sized penis, it's 141 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:27,400 Speaker 1: have a penis worth talking about. And or you are 142 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:32,400 Speaker 1: less black than you appear, yes, for sure, which is 143 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:34,640 Speaker 1: porn culture too, right. I mean, like a lot of 144 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:38,520 Speaker 1: us as young adults would also as grown adults. Yet 145 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:40,960 Speaker 1: our idea of what sexism, what body should look like 146 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,040 Speaker 1: from porn culture. I mean, I think it's what women 147 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:46,160 Speaker 1: are currently in the state unpacking, right, Like that the 148 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,680 Speaker 1: male gaze has had an idea of what women look 149 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:51,120 Speaker 1: like and look like during sex. It's all from porn. 150 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:53,199 Speaker 1: And so the same thing is true for ethnic groups. 151 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,400 Speaker 1: It's like the idea of what an Asian man or 152 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:57,600 Speaker 1: an Asian one looks like, what a Black man looks like. 153 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:03,240 Speaker 1: It's all from porn. It's all like fetish and not real. 154 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,960 Speaker 1: I mean, those dicks are real, but like the pressure 155 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:10,120 Speaker 1: that the entire community has, some of them, some of 156 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:17,160 Speaker 1: them I don't know. Yes, yes, yeah. Sometimes you're like, whoa, hey, brother, 157 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:22,680 Speaker 1: it's new. You can't I will say, I will say, 158 00:10:22,679 --> 00:10:25,040 Speaker 1: there's every and maybe you all have experienced this. Every 159 00:10:25,080 --> 00:10:27,040 Speaker 1: once in a while you bump into a porn where 160 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:29,760 Speaker 1: it's just a man with a regular size, faintness, and 161 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:32,280 Speaker 1: a part of me is like, hell, yeah, let's go, 162 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:48,319 Speaker 1: let's go bookmark look at him doing it. Yes, yes, 163 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:56,360 Speaker 1: it's normal to me. No that I think that this 164 00:10:56,440 --> 00:10:59,680 Speaker 1: one though, this we do all. I don't think there's 165 00:10:59,679 --> 00:11:03,560 Speaker 1: any black men who have never come into situations where 166 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:06,800 Speaker 1: that was what was expected, right, we all live under 167 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,280 Speaker 1: this umbrella, right, Yeah, No, I think I think this 168 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:13,560 Speaker 1: is it's a it's a very universal pressure I think 169 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:17,440 Speaker 1: placed on black men, especially about their penis size, in 170 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:19,680 Speaker 1: a way that then maybe you all have experienced this. 171 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:24,520 Speaker 1: White guys can openly joke about their penis being inadequate 172 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,679 Speaker 1: or or not big, and it sort of becomes like 173 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,840 Speaker 1: an easy punch line that they don't ever have to 174 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:38,560 Speaker 1: run from there. They're always saying, whoa, I can't dance 175 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:43,120 Speaker 1: like a little just like that. Well, I have a question. 176 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:44,880 Speaker 1: I grew up going to a lot of p w 177 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:48,040 Speaker 1: I predominantly white institutions, and so I felt that pressure, 178 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:51,400 Speaker 1: especially about dick size. But we're either of you around 179 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,520 Speaker 1: mostly like grew up in mostly black high schools or 180 00:11:54,720 --> 00:11:58,400 Speaker 1: black schools with the pressure the same. No. I moved 181 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:01,880 Speaker 1: to the country when I was fourteen, not the country 182 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:12,200 Speaker 1: of America, no, like yeah, yeah, like the country area. Yeah, 183 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,320 Speaker 1: when I was kind of you know, just off the 184 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:19,760 Speaker 1: porch if you will. Yeah, that's all. That's all that is. 185 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:23,040 Speaker 1: Every and especially when you're a kid because you have 186 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:26,880 Speaker 1: no like yeah, the point is, yeah, that's all those 187 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:32,200 Speaker 1: little those little trollops wanted damn that big day my 188 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:41,079 Speaker 1: high school. No, that was the correct way to behave 189 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:45,480 Speaker 1: inside of this podcast, we don't apologize to anybody for 190 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:50,160 Speaker 1: anything we do. I grew up in a neighborhood that 191 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:55,360 Speaker 1: was weirdly like mixed, like not not. It was probably 192 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:58,960 Speaker 1: predominantly white, but not in a way that was like, oh, ship, 193 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:02,560 Speaker 1: we're like one of few, so we have like a 194 00:13:02,679 --> 00:13:06,520 Speaker 1: nice mixture. And that meant that I don't necessarily know 195 00:13:06,559 --> 00:13:10,600 Speaker 1: that I felt any special pressure from a white community 196 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:13,280 Speaker 1: versus a black community. It kind of felt like just 197 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:16,640 Speaker 1: whoever you were trying to funk meant you didn't want 198 00:13:16,679 --> 00:13:18,720 Speaker 1: that anxiety spreading, you know what I mean, Like we 199 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:21,280 Speaker 1: all knew the same ship. I just wondered, like he 200 00:13:21,360 --> 00:13:23,400 Speaker 1: went to like a southern black church, if like you 201 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,520 Speaker 1: felt the same pressure that your dick had to be 202 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:28,839 Speaker 1: big or in the black church, we like there was 203 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:31,800 Speaker 1: a grounding reality of black No, like you know, Dick's 204 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:36,520 Speaker 1: coming off side. Yeah, the preachers like he has ain't 205 00:13:36,559 --> 00:13:41,719 Speaker 1: that as long as your money's greed, you're good over here. 206 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,120 Speaker 1: As long as you tried that ten percent, we don't care, 207 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:50,760 Speaker 1: right he once small ones want to climb on rocks. Hey, 208 00:13:50,880 --> 00:13:53,000 Speaker 1: guy took ten percent off me from the top. You 209 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:59,199 Speaker 1: know we'll get it back in heaven. You get back. 210 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:05,199 Speaker 1: And that's that's what the Jehovah's witnesses are talking about. 211 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:12,679 Speaker 1: It's really a tax, faith tax. They take a faith 212 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:16,480 Speaker 1: bax right off the tip. Brother, do you believe or 213 00:14:16,520 --> 00:14:25,480 Speaker 1: not God, It's gonna give you that dick back. God's 214 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:30,280 Speaker 1: donna give me that dick back. Yes, yes Na, have 215 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:35,040 Speaker 1: you heard the good news. God, it's gonna give you 216 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:44,280 Speaker 1: the ren give you that dick back. Okay, we we 217 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:47,920 Speaker 1: have gone a while now and we haven't made much 218 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:51,960 Speaker 1: progress in terms of understanding this conspiracy for yourself, Brandon, 219 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:56,920 Speaker 1: tell me do you personally believe in this conspiracy? How 220 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,680 Speaker 1: much or how much are you bought it? Well, So, 221 00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:03,280 Speaker 1: the thing that I like, I'm I'm I'm a homosexual. 222 00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:08,000 Speaker 1: So I research and I've done some data. So I 223 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:11,760 Speaker 1: yet some dick research, um, some honatomy as we call it. 224 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:15,320 Speaker 1: So what I fully know is uh that that is 225 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:19,160 Speaker 1: not true, that that black dicks comes on many sizes 226 00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:23,000 Speaker 1: and there some that are you know, really really quite large, 227 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:29,280 Speaker 1: and something that are something that are very tiny and 228 00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,720 Speaker 1: and and to me, the biggest thing that I have 229 00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:34,920 Speaker 1: learned is it's how you use it. You know, like 230 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,560 Speaker 1: which you hear the motion of the ocean, but you're like, nah, 231 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,840 Speaker 1: I still wanted tennishes, But as an adult at thirty five, 232 00:15:41,880 --> 00:15:44,320 Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, yeah, it really is more about how 233 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,640 Speaker 1: you use it, because there are people who have twelve 234 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,800 Speaker 1: inch dicks and are it's a weapon and what else 235 00:15:48,840 --> 00:15:51,320 Speaker 1: would you do? You have to rob the pharmacy with that? 236 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,520 Speaker 1: What are you just gonna You're just gonna pick up 237 00:15:55,520 --> 00:16:00,400 Speaker 1: your medication and buy candy corn? No, you hurt people 238 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,320 Speaker 1: how you go so far as to say a twelve 239 00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:06,720 Speaker 1: inch stick is a burden? Yeah, it's it's someone with 240 00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:13,720 Speaker 1: an eleven and a half inch stick. I can that's 241 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:17,760 Speaker 1: the way you want to stop? What does it say, 242 00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:20,880 Speaker 1: say any more than two dollars a year and it 243 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:24,680 Speaker 1: doesn't feel any different. That's the same with penis, Like, yeah, 244 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:27,280 Speaker 1: I can see that you have to go to porn 245 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,360 Speaker 1: right because like regular freak ain't trying to deal with that. 246 00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:35,120 Speaker 1: Everything freak you are. You are a fucking weed. Don't 247 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:42,320 Speaker 1: you get out of here with big dicks. That's good energy. 248 00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:44,400 Speaker 1: I've been trying to do it for years. Because here's 249 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:47,200 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You don't have a twelve inch penis. 250 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:52,160 Speaker 1: It might have been too big before, so extrapolate that 251 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:57,840 Speaker 1: by however, many twelve is crazy, twelves a burden. I 252 00:16:58,160 --> 00:17:01,760 Speaker 1: don't much. I don't think that that's even at least 253 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,679 Speaker 1: in talking to too many of my female friends. It 254 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,399 Speaker 1: it never seems to be the desire, like it's a 255 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,920 Speaker 1: desire to see it. I think we all want to 256 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:13,840 Speaker 1: see the motherfucker, but nobody wants that inside of them. 257 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,280 Speaker 1: I have had like we can do this. Uh, this 258 00:17:16,359 --> 00:17:18,320 Speaker 1: is really interesting. I've had a twelve inch dick inside 259 00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:21,600 Speaker 1: me once, and yeah, I'm I'm a brag about that 260 00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,240 Speaker 1: because you know that took a lot of breathing, a 261 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:25,800 Speaker 1: lot of douche, and a lot of praying God, and 262 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,360 Speaker 1: it was great. But it's one of those things where 263 00:17:27,359 --> 00:17:29,240 Speaker 1: you're like, that's a that's a vacation dick. You know 264 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,480 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. That's not like, but I want to 265 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,440 Speaker 1: be with every day. I don't want to marry that dick, 266 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,440 Speaker 1: you know, I want to I don't want to write 267 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:40,760 Speaker 1: a roller coaster after work on two No no, yeah, yeah, 268 00:17:40,800 --> 00:17:43,320 Speaker 1: that's that's like, which is why I said twelve is 269 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,040 Speaker 1: a porn dick. It's like that's something you're like, Oh, 270 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:47,280 Speaker 1: I'm I'm gonna look at that. I'm gonna see it 271 00:17:47,359 --> 00:17:49,600 Speaker 1: one time, but I'm not I'm not trying to. Yeah, 272 00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:52,199 Speaker 1: you know how you know how Kumal got buff and 273 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:56,000 Speaker 1: like uh and like then we found out how he 274 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,879 Speaker 1: did it and it's like, oh, he hasn't had an 275 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:01,360 Speaker 1: almond for like two years, and it's like that's that's 276 00:18:01,359 --> 00:18:03,120 Speaker 1: what that seems like, you know what I mean, where 277 00:18:03,160 --> 00:18:05,639 Speaker 1: it's like you gotta really be down to put in 278 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:09,359 Speaker 1: the work every single day to experience that that level 279 00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:13,240 Speaker 1: of of buffness and big dick would have to be 280 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:16,960 Speaker 1: in a vent, like you couldn't just like lazy right 281 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,800 Speaker 1: before we go to bed sex no no no, or 282 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:23,240 Speaker 1: like wake up sex not because you really get into 283 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:31,360 Speaker 1: the intestines at that point, like like that's when you're 284 00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:36,040 Speaker 1: really beating guts because you were beating that time never 285 00:18:36,119 --> 00:18:41,280 Speaker 1: felt applicable to what I do and I'm not. You 286 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:44,560 Speaker 1: are beating the out somebody's guts, so you know you can't. 287 00:18:44,600 --> 00:18:46,879 Speaker 1: You can't surprise somebody with that. You really have to 288 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,520 Speaker 1: plan that out, are you? Are you at all afraid 289 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,639 Speaker 1: that at some point down the line, your doctor is 290 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,480 Speaker 1: gonna sit you down and be like, Brandon, we've got 291 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:57,879 Speaker 1: some bad news. Your guts are beat to death from 292 00:18:57,880 --> 00:19:02,680 Speaker 1: from that that twelve and Dick, you too, honestly and honor. 293 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:05,600 Speaker 1: I hope I got that all want for that if 294 00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:08,640 Speaker 1: if that happens, like I feel like wi thanks. There's 295 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:11,640 Speaker 1: there's no technical term for this, but but there's bruises. 296 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:15,400 Speaker 1: I'll love you your guts from the beating. If it's 297 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:20,920 Speaker 1: a gay doctor like congratulations. My ship wasn't foot long. 298 00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:24,320 Speaker 1: Every time I completed with someone, I would put a 299 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:32,560 Speaker 1: notch in it like a bed buon. All right, I 300 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:35,040 Speaker 1: think we did enough to earn a break. We're gonna 301 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,879 Speaker 1: take a break. We'll get back with more, Brandon Cole 302 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:55,200 Speaker 1: good Man more. My mama told me anyway, welcome back 303 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:58,480 Speaker 1: to my mama told me the podcast where we are 304 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:03,960 Speaker 1: today actually talk you know about Dick than the way 305 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,840 Speaker 1: that y'all are not acknowledging that drop David is crazy. 306 00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:12,359 Speaker 1: You're just going into your script like that. You know 307 00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:16,640 Speaker 1: it was you know too. It's just it's just one 308 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,800 Speaker 1: of them drops me bick. Oh my god, that was unhinged. 309 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:24,679 Speaker 1: I like it. But we are back in Yeah, we 310 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:29,720 Speaker 1: are talking about do black men have big old hanging hogs, 311 00:20:30,359 --> 00:20:33,280 Speaker 1: big old hanging hogs. And now now, Brandon, you you've 312 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:37,959 Speaker 1: experienced a big old black dick, You've had the twelve venture, 313 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,800 Speaker 1: do you? And this this is the question. I guess 314 00:20:40,800 --> 00:20:44,119 Speaker 1: I've always wanted to ask, what is the preferred size? 315 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,520 Speaker 1: Is there a preferred size where you're like, that is 316 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:49,800 Speaker 1: exactly correct? Yes, I'm glad you're asking this. I'm like, 317 00:20:50,359 --> 00:20:52,159 Speaker 1: it's funny because my publicist is on here and I'm like, 318 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,680 Speaker 1: I wonder if they're like listening to me talk about 319 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,800 Speaker 1: the dicks that I've taken and they're like, what, how 320 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,880 Speaker 1: are you going to spend this? I think I think 321 00:20:59,880 --> 00:21:06,480 Speaker 1: you're spinning a chest right and spin. This is the book. 322 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:12,520 Speaker 1: This is We've got the follow up, seventy pages about 323 00:21:12,600 --> 00:21:15,520 Speaker 1: me riding twelve InChIs um nine inches to me, it's 324 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:19,800 Speaker 1: like perfects, like a perfect that's still pretty big for 325 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:23,760 Speaker 1: regular dicks, right, yeah, that's just still a pretty you know. 326 00:21:23,800 --> 00:21:26,800 Speaker 1: I would say that I like a big dick. So 327 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:30,000 Speaker 1: eight to nine is like the right, like if it's like, 328 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:33,000 Speaker 1: oh it's big, and also like it's not too much 329 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:36,560 Speaker 1: work for me personally. Not to brag, but that's that's 330 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,840 Speaker 1: my that's my jam. Like eight to nine. I love 331 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:43,040 Speaker 1: that for you. That's good for you, that that's that 332 00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:46,520 Speaker 1: you even have that choice like that you because we 333 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:50,960 Speaker 1: have no choice. I can't be like, oh, seven to 334 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:57,680 Speaker 1: fifteen centimeters, there's no we don't get to talk about that. 335 00:21:57,800 --> 00:21:59,679 Speaker 1: You don't get to you just get to say all 336 00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,879 Speaker 1: you can say. It's like it was great or I 337 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,480 Speaker 1: didn't like it that much. I want to point out. 338 00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,960 Speaker 1: I want to point out that that ten centimeters is 339 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:16,320 Speaker 1: full dilation for a woman in labor. So seven seven 340 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:20,399 Speaker 1: to fifteen for a woman just walking around is maybe 341 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,400 Speaker 1: the loosest pussy in all of history. Oh so now 342 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:27,240 Speaker 1: you're shaming people. Okay, I didn't know it was that 343 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:31,800 Speaker 1: kind of fucking podcast. I apologize. I don't know. You're 344 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:37,080 Speaker 1: out the goose. I'm on your side. I think tight 345 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:40,960 Speaker 1: loos's good. Yeah, it's it's like pizza man, It's all 346 00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:45,159 Speaker 1: pretty good. Yeah. I feel like I mean, like, have 347 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:49,760 Speaker 1: you all had any sex, Like penetrated name but no, no, no, no, no, 348 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:54,440 Speaker 1: I no not yeah, but like have you fucked somebody's ass? Yeah, 349 00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,480 Speaker 1: it's it's too much of what to do for me. Yeah, 350 00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,480 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't care for it. It's it's not 351 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:01,280 Speaker 1: it's not my jam. It's just a lot of it's 352 00:23:01,320 --> 00:23:04,640 Speaker 1: just like a lot of like I'm not that patient. 353 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:06,919 Speaker 1: Got it, got it, got it? Yes, you do have 354 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:10,520 Speaker 1: to be patient. Yeah, but maybe I always wonder maybe 355 00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:13,320 Speaker 1: had it has it? Maybe if it was somebody who 356 00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,480 Speaker 1: did it more often, it would be like more of 357 00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:18,520 Speaker 1: a kid do it? But every times feeling a production? 358 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:22,359 Speaker 1: How long did it take usually? I'm so fascinating about this, 359 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:28,520 Speaker 1: like an extra couple of minutes of just like really though, 360 00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:34,399 Speaker 1: like head in and then a little bit uh and 361 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:37,720 Speaker 1: then a little bit more and you know what. So 362 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,560 Speaker 1: it's like this, it's like it's like a little bit 363 00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:43,880 Speaker 1: and get that used to and then used to that 364 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:46,439 Speaker 1: and then used to that. This is great for an 365 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:51,119 Speaker 1: audio medium. Well, I think we can explain it, David 366 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:57,600 Speaker 1: was my mom does listen to this. I think I 367 00:23:57,680 --> 00:23:59,760 Speaker 1: think this won't be the thing that jumps her off 368 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:07,040 Speaker 1: board with this conversation is very open, so I've never 369 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:11,120 Speaker 1: I love shut out some moms. I've never vagina, So 370 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,840 Speaker 1: I want to ask a whole that is generally how 371 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:19,199 Speaker 1: it works? Always? Yes, yeah, you're like it can be 372 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:24,560 Speaker 1: like that vagina Okay, okay, Vaginas aren't always as blossomed 373 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,920 Speaker 1: as as you would love them to be and or 374 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,400 Speaker 1: ready for whatever is that already feels like a bad word. 375 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:36,119 Speaker 1: It feels wild. I don't love. I didn't have to 376 00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,240 Speaker 1: tune tag in on this. I could have just let 377 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:50,080 Speaker 1: the con the research you started, all right, I did 378 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:53,639 Speaker 1: do some research on this. No, You're not good. Okay, okay, No, 379 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:58,320 Speaker 1: what I'm saying is sometimes vaginas are not as warmed 380 00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:00,760 Speaker 1: up as they need to be in us. It takes 381 00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:05,400 Speaker 1: longer to enter that is. That is how from the conversation. 382 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:08,240 Speaker 1: Are y'all part of the warming up of the vagina? 383 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:12,400 Speaker 1: For sure? Oh? I eat everything on my plate? Oh yeah, 384 00:25:12,840 --> 00:25:15,679 Speaker 1: that's what we like to hear. Never never, never, not 385 00:25:15,760 --> 00:25:18,600 Speaker 1: attempted to warm that thing up. I've failed a few times. 386 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:21,680 Speaker 1: How long do you warm it up for you? Outside 387 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:25,760 Speaker 1: of time? Outside of time? Will I grew up? I 388 00:25:25,800 --> 00:25:27,760 Speaker 1: grew up with a weird body. You gotta make up 389 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:31,800 Speaker 1: for it I eat. I don't give a ship. We 390 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:35,400 Speaker 1: can go for a long long What if I never 391 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:39,480 Speaker 1: checked my watch? Now near? Whatever? Do you? Is that? Okay? 392 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,320 Speaker 1: I want to ask because I feel like so often 393 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:45,359 Speaker 1: that is not how straight men respond to this question. 394 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:48,840 Speaker 1: So like, was that something you learned from from your community, 395 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,679 Speaker 1: from other like how did y'all get so in tune 396 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,760 Speaker 1: and sensitive? Feel like? No, Oh, I gotta eat this 397 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,800 Speaker 1: for a while and take care of it. I think 398 00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:59,080 Speaker 1: I'm just a person who's eager to please in general. Yeah, 399 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:02,800 Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's a personality trade looking 400 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,840 Speaker 1: for validation. Probably I was about saying I I similarly 401 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:10,040 Speaker 1: seek affirmation in a way that is probably poisonous to 402 00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:21,560 Speaker 1: my but also great for eating pussy you know what that? Yeah, 403 00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:23,919 Speaker 1: because I do know that's not the thing. I know 404 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,320 Speaker 1: a lot of people who don't even do it, which 405 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:31,879 Speaker 1: seems like and then do you even like pussy? Yeah? Anytime, 406 00:26:32,240 --> 00:26:34,800 Speaker 1: anytime I've talked to a man who has said some 407 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:37,840 Speaker 1: shing like that, be like, weird ass, nigga, what's wrong 408 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:41,800 Speaker 1: with you? Like there, come on, dog, that's it's dope 409 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:47,040 Speaker 1: down there. Oh, that's a that's a learn learn on 410 00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:50,720 Speaker 1: the fly for your buy. Yeah, the first time was 411 00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:53,280 Speaker 1: probably bad. The first time is bad. Well, now you 412 00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,199 Speaker 1: get older and then you've yeah, you've met a lot 413 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:58,080 Speaker 1: of women who have you know, slow down or don't 414 00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:02,280 Speaker 1: like this or whatever. So like it's definitely time on 415 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,320 Speaker 1: task and like listening to partners. But at the beginning, 416 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:08,960 Speaker 1: I was just go. I just was like, right, have 417 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,959 Speaker 1: you ever seen the Tasmanian Devil? I was like, if 418 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:18,159 Speaker 1: I could take an aspect of that incorporating into my game. Yeah, 419 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:20,640 Speaker 1: it's a weird thing. And I'm not sure if this 420 00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,240 Speaker 1: is true for for the gay community, but certainly in 421 00:27:23,280 --> 00:27:26,280 Speaker 1: the strike community, it's a weird thing where we are 422 00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:29,920 Speaker 1: not often afforded the option to not know what we're doing. 423 00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:34,359 Speaker 1: And so you you kind of gotta you gotta show 424 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,680 Speaker 1: up like your fucking Tom Cruise and Top Gun, even 425 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:40,920 Speaker 1: if you're you're one of them other ones in Top 426 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:42,960 Speaker 1: Gun that died, you know what I mean? Like, you 427 00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:46,640 Speaker 1: gotta really be be ready to do whatever and not 428 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:50,239 Speaker 1: not doubt yourself, right right, right, right? Well wait, who 429 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:53,359 Speaker 1: taught you how to do you? That's the first question. Yeah, 430 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:59,960 Speaker 1: taught you to suck dick? Specifically, a friend of mine 431 00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:03,720 Speaker 1: named Michael. Damn, that's nice Michael's it was a white 432 00:28:03,720 --> 00:28:06,400 Speaker 1: boy Michaels know how to suck dick? Um we met 433 00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:11,760 Speaker 1: my Yes, if you want to get topped off or 434 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:18,239 Speaker 1: you need a corkboard, Michael, it was like freshman year 435 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:21,960 Speaker 1: of college. He taught me, which now people follow me 436 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,680 Speaker 1: called the b kg y. The Brandon called him a 437 00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,240 Speaker 1: yawn because it's all about yawning so you can open 438 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:27,879 Speaker 1: up the back of your throat. If you're a singer, 439 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:29,879 Speaker 1: you know this like opening your your soft palet. I 440 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,440 Speaker 1: think so you can get more of the dick in 441 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:36,960 Speaker 1: the community service. This should maybe the clip. Honestly, this 442 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,960 Speaker 1: was super informative and not in a way that I 443 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:42,920 Speaker 1: can offer anything. But why do I feel wiser than 444 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,520 Speaker 1: I I started today? Yeah? If you if people have 445 00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,560 Speaker 1: problems like gagging on dicks, it's because you're you're blocking 446 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:52,000 Speaker 1: or throat, so you have to yawn opening. That's almost 447 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:56,640 Speaker 1: like up you're blocking your blessing. Blocking. Say that to 448 00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:00,200 Speaker 1: your neighbor. You're blocking your blessed. Open that throat. Uh, 449 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:13,360 Speaker 1: that's a different service than the one we started. Okay, 450 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,840 Speaker 1: we can't deadly dally anymore. We've got to get into 451 00:29:15,880 --> 00:29:19,200 Speaker 1: this research. I did. I did do a fair amount 452 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:22,040 Speaker 1: of research on this subject, and there are surprisingly fewer 453 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:26,320 Speaker 1: studies about this conversation than one would expect. Part of 454 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:29,440 Speaker 1: the issue, I think is the reporting and or the 455 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:33,680 Speaker 1: collecting of data. Right, how many people essentially are willing 456 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:37,920 Speaker 1: to have their penises measured and then documented for science? 457 00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:42,120 Speaker 1: And then the alternative is if they're not willing self reporting, 458 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:48,160 Speaker 1: which objectively seems like flawed science. I'm not buying that, right, 459 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:53,840 Speaker 1: you always want toad next, right, I'm not. Come on, man, 460 00:29:54,360 --> 00:30:04,920 Speaker 1: I can't. I couldn't possibly tell a professional this person 461 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,000 Speaker 1: has a briefcase. Goddamn it, they're gonna hear a little 462 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,959 Speaker 1: extra Yeah, you're you're a scientist, you went to college. 463 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:17,520 Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm lying. Yeah. In fact, a study from 464 00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:20,920 Speaker 1: the Kinsey Institute in nineteen eighty nine found that all 465 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,600 Speaker 1: of the participants who initially claimed in the wreck cock 466 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:27,600 Speaker 1: length of ten insues they did not say cock. And 467 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:31,560 Speaker 1: that's listen, I am. I am telling you. I don't 468 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:36,600 Speaker 1: use cock personally as a descriptor. Ever, It's not my thing. 469 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,840 Speaker 1: But this is the way that the community thing like, 470 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,959 Speaker 1: I think, right, I always I always thought it was smut. 471 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,719 Speaker 1: Like it's like people who were really into smut in general, 472 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:50,480 Speaker 1: it's like it's like filthy people. Yeah, like when you 473 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:53,320 Speaker 1: hear somebody say like twat and you're like, yeah, yeah 474 00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:59,080 Speaker 1: you are British. Why are you talking like that? Friend? Yeah, 475 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,480 Speaker 1: I got you. But they said those who claimed in 476 00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:06,000 Speaker 1: the wreck penis length of ten inches are more turned 477 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:10,600 Speaker 1: out to have a considerably smaller length. What is considerably smaller? 478 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:13,760 Speaker 1: One participan thank you for asking that. One participant even 479 00:31:13,800 --> 00:31:16,480 Speaker 1: claimed to have an eleven inch dick, but it turned 480 00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:22,440 Speaker 1: out to actually be six and a half inches. You 481 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,320 Speaker 1: can't do six and a half to eleven, Okay, you 482 00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:34,080 Speaker 1: can do, but yeah, that's that's double different. Even Listen, 483 00:31:34,320 --> 00:31:37,880 Speaker 1: I look, I've told people I can dunk before, and 484 00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:42,320 Speaker 1: I know I can't. I've been there, big dog, I 485 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,960 Speaker 1: see your vision, my mom. I'm sorry. That's just crazy. 486 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:52,640 Speaker 1: He really doubled it. Thought nobody was gonna find out. 487 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:57,640 Speaker 1: To the study, he was like, that's that's crazy. He 488 00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,880 Speaker 1: really he really bugged the funk out. But but the 489 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:04,400 Speaker 1: point is that in general, it seems like lying on 490 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:08,400 Speaker 1: your own dick is a tendency. Also not for nothing, 491 00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,719 Speaker 1: And this was me putting my conspiratorial head on, I 492 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,400 Speaker 1: think part of the reason that there are fewer studies 493 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:18,200 Speaker 1: here is because white scientists might be avoiding the study 494 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:22,800 Speaker 1: that that largely largely would would prove their fears to 495 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,480 Speaker 1: be true. Do you know what I mean? Like, it's 496 00:32:24,520 --> 00:32:26,240 Speaker 1: one thing to find out that your pain is is 497 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,960 Speaker 1: smaller than another person's pain is it's another thing to 498 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:33,160 Speaker 1: do actual science work to find out that your pains 499 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,600 Speaker 1: is smaller than another man's pain. Now I have a theory. 500 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:41,720 Speaker 1: Go with me here. I'm ultimately because like you've done 501 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:44,080 Speaker 1: the research, she said, it's it's it's across the board. 502 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:49,120 Speaker 1: I think white men actually have an easier time living 503 00:32:49,240 --> 00:32:52,600 Speaker 1: under the fallacy that they have smaller dicks, because then 504 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,880 Speaker 1: if you just have normal, you're amazing, You're exciting. Yeah, 505 00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,320 Speaker 1: you understand what I'm saying. They have. It's easier for them. 506 00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,800 Speaker 1: They once again ship rolls downhill and we have to 507 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:09,240 Speaker 1: carry the burden of this big fucking boy nothing about 508 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:13,760 Speaker 1: the come on and true. If a white guy pulls 509 00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:15,400 Speaker 1: out a nine inch dick, you're like, oh my god, 510 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:19,400 Speaker 1: if I'm okay, well that's what I wanted to And 511 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:23,160 Speaker 1: they're boats above average. They so they we have to 512 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,800 Speaker 1: be normal to be that's we have to be twice 513 00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:30,120 Speaker 1: as good as they do, which Obama was right. Chris 514 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,880 Speaker 1: Black's dad said to him, we gotta be twice as worth, 515 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:37,320 Speaker 1: twice as hard. Can't have the rewards twice the dicks 516 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,600 Speaker 1: and all you do it's online posting these big gass 517 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,720 Speaker 1: too foot black dicks. You're not helping us. Yeah, you're 518 00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:51,440 Speaker 1: hurting the community. But Twitter, please just normal dicks rise. 519 00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:54,440 Speaker 1: We need a normal dick and porn for black men. 520 00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,560 Speaker 1: Move Come on, a little fizz. If you're listening and 521 00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:59,960 Speaker 1: using him like you got a normal dick pulled out, 522 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:05,880 Speaker 1: let everybody see it. Stand up, stand up for us. 523 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,800 Speaker 1: Come on. Now that said, I did find a study 524 00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:13,960 Speaker 1: that supports there being some legitimacy. Brandon, This is actually 525 00:34:14,080 --> 00:34:16,680 Speaker 1: jetting a little bit against what you're saying. But there 526 00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:19,480 Speaker 1: seems to be some reporting that at least supports the 527 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:23,160 Speaker 1: legitimacy of the claim that there is there are racial 528 00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:27,520 Speaker 1: designations in terms of size. A two thousand thirteen paper 529 00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:31,440 Speaker 1: published in the Journal of Personality and Individual Differences. You 530 00:34:31,480 --> 00:34:35,000 Speaker 1: know that one that we all read. Researchers reviewed penis 531 00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:38,040 Speaker 1: size reported from a hundred and thirteen countries, and what 532 00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:41,319 Speaker 1: they found was that men of African descent tended to 533 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:46,520 Speaker 1: report the longest penises on average, around six point three 534 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:52,400 Speaker 1: three inches. I've heard, and this might be somebody, so 535 00:34:52,560 --> 00:35:05,680 Speaker 1: I'm not what he said, Graham rising and then and 536 00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:13,040 Speaker 1: then what did he say after that? I have I 537 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:16,680 Speaker 1: have heard that it's not a race thing. It is 538 00:35:16,719 --> 00:35:24,120 Speaker 1: a climate thing because places with warmer climates, the body, 539 00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:29,279 Speaker 1: like the extremities are free to flow longer, but in 540 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:36,319 Speaker 1: colder climates it assures you well to be constricted. Wow. Yeah, 541 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:39,000 Speaker 1: that's just what I've heard. Now, Now this would I 542 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:43,160 Speaker 1: think possibly disagree with that, where you know, black black 543 00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:45,800 Speaker 1: men were coming in at six point three three inches, 544 00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:49,839 Speaker 1: while people of East Asian descent were averaging around four 545 00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:54,520 Speaker 1: point three one inches, and most Europeans tended to fall 546 00:35:54,560 --> 00:35:59,000 Speaker 1: somewhere near five point seven one in this study. Mm hmm. 547 00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,160 Speaker 1: I And I've always wondered about the other side of 548 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:06,080 Speaker 1: the coin, which is obviously Asian men and tight. Okay, 549 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:09,320 Speaker 1: here's the question, Brandon, because I hadn't done the research 550 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:13,520 Speaker 1: on this, have you seen a huge Asian one? Yeah? 551 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:25,359 Speaker 1: You see, there we go. That's why I'm like, yeah, yeah, Yeah, 552 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:28,359 Speaker 1: that's why. That's why I said, like even there there 553 00:36:28,400 --> 00:36:32,239 Speaker 1: might be something to the studies of like like majority 554 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:34,920 Speaker 1: of black people have bigger dicks, but it's not across 555 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:36,719 Speaker 1: the board, and I think that's what any race like. 556 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:39,120 Speaker 1: I mean, I've seen some white guys with like massive dicks. 557 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,920 Speaker 1: You're just like, how the same with whenever you see 558 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:43,680 Speaker 1: a white person with a fat ass, You're like, oh 559 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,839 Speaker 1: my god, like how it's you know, it's not it's 560 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:49,560 Speaker 1: not a one to one, it's not a complete rule. Yeah, 561 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:54,840 Speaker 1: it's like saying a norwall, what's that with the horn 562 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,160 Speaker 1: on it? Yeah, that's that whale with the horn. It 563 00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:01,719 Speaker 1: is like, as soon as I said it, I felt like, 564 00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:05,680 Speaker 1: either this is gonna kill or these niggas don't know normal. 565 00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:10,319 Speaker 1: But it's it's now, it's not mythical at all. I 566 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:14,200 Speaker 1: was talking about the one from ELF. That's the same thing, 567 00:37:14,280 --> 00:37:19,680 Speaker 1: but that was real. Oh I know that. See we 568 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:23,479 Speaker 1: all learned something today. Yeah, look at that. Now. It's 569 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,399 Speaker 1: worth noting that the information that I told you is 570 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:30,000 Speaker 1: from a self report, right. That obviously makes the information 571 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,839 Speaker 1: a little rocky. But part of what they argue with 572 00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:36,440 Speaker 1: this is that a different research study published in the 573 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,799 Speaker 1: and I can't believe this is a real place, the 574 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:44,120 Speaker 1: International Journal of Impotence Research, in which the measurements were 575 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:48,120 Speaker 1: performed by trained researchers. This wasn't a self report. These 576 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:51,720 Speaker 1: were researchers measuring penises. And this study, which was taken 577 00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:55,280 Speaker 1: in Brazil, involved six d twenty seven men ages eighteen 578 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:58,480 Speaker 1: to eighty six, and they found that black participants had 579 00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:01,680 Speaker 1: an average penis size of about six and a half inches, 580 00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:05,000 Speaker 1: while white participants had an average penis size at about 581 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:10,120 Speaker 1: six point to two inches. So just shy of of 582 00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:13,480 Speaker 1: the black penises. Interesting. I don't know what to make 583 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:15,960 Speaker 1: of that, because Brazilian it's all crazy down there. And 584 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,440 Speaker 1: that's part of what they say with the ship is 585 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:21,319 Speaker 1: that like, while this does sort of affirm the the 586 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:26,320 Speaker 1: original ship, it also is specifically in Brazil. They're also 587 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:30,239 Speaker 1: only factoring for white and black people, and they they 588 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:32,879 Speaker 1: aren't considering any of the other races. And if it's 589 00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,600 Speaker 1: all in Brazil, maybe the brazil they just got big 590 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:38,960 Speaker 1: old dicks and they don't in other places, and they're 591 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:42,000 Speaker 1: super racially mixed, right, that's why they're so beautiful, right, 592 00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:45,479 Speaker 1: because it's like, yeah, it's not as clearly, I think 593 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,600 Speaker 1: defined in terms of black and white, the way that 594 00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:52,680 Speaker 1: our ship is brandon You you had I think an 595 00:38:52,680 --> 00:38:56,080 Speaker 1: important question here. I was wondering, like, where where did 596 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:59,920 Speaker 1: the kind of obsession with or the important cynic size 597 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:04,719 Speaker 1: come from. I mean maybe, but I think it's the 598 00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:06,880 Speaker 1: white man. You don't see a lot of black cock colds, 599 00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:15,879 Speaker 1: That's all I'm saying. Yet, Yet that's true. That's true 600 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:20,799 Speaker 1: equality when we start being into holding and then there's 601 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:24,839 Speaker 1: like a video for white guys, it's like breeder black guy. 602 00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,799 Speaker 1: I do think, I do think to some extent, and 603 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,600 Speaker 1: this feels like the easy answer, but I think it's 604 00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:35,919 Speaker 1: very true. It's patriarchal, right, that like, it's a form 605 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:40,640 Speaker 1: of us creating power and or reducing power from another 606 00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:45,000 Speaker 1: individual as a way of of essentially, you know, being 607 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:48,320 Speaker 1: able to to own more property in people and stuff. 608 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:54,760 Speaker 1: It's not it's not without its own weaponized intention. Yeah. Yeah, 609 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,200 Speaker 1: I mean I think that that is the smart, real answer. 610 00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:15,799 Speaker 1: I'm color commentary, Betty. One of the things that I 611 00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:19,320 Speaker 1: actually stumbled upon in this that I did not expect 612 00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:23,200 Speaker 1: to find was information about the differences between gay and 613 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:27,800 Speaker 1: straight dicks's that ended up somehow becoming part of the 614 00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:32,680 Speaker 1: research that I bumped into, and in fact in researchers 615 00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:35,400 Speaker 1: in the US found that gay men are likely to 616 00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:38,080 Speaker 1: have an average dick size of six point three two 617 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:41,680 Speaker 1: inches when I wrecked, compared to five point nine nine 618 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:46,080 Speaker 1: inches in straight men. Likewise, gay men were found to 619 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:49,080 Speaker 1: have penises at the average of point one five inches 620 00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:54,879 Speaker 1: larger in circumference. WHOA, yeah, yeah, ya sat me. Good 621 00:40:54,880 --> 00:41:00,440 Speaker 1: for you, Brandon, that's this is great for me happy. 622 00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:04,120 Speaker 1: It's like, I can't even understand, Yeah, what's the demographic 623 00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:07,480 Speaker 1: of the game, Like do they like they oh my god, 624 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:10,239 Speaker 1: like as there are there as it a melting pot 625 00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:12,520 Speaker 1: of different ethnic backgrounds of these gays, or it's just 626 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,640 Speaker 1: like these are some some gays over here and something 627 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:18,480 Speaker 1: dog the research happened in you know, damn well, this 628 00:41:18,640 --> 00:41:22,160 Speaker 1: wasn't uh a warm melting pot of anything. This is 629 00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,240 Speaker 1: those are six white dudes that they pulled off the street. 630 00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:29,280 Speaker 1: That's still that that that raises all kinds of questions 631 00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:33,359 Speaker 1: because then maybe your your research is a little off 632 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,640 Speaker 1: because you've been out here in the valley of the 633 00:41:35,719 --> 00:41:42,480 Speaker 1: huge dicks. These poor straight ladies they're over they're over 634 00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:47,399 Speaker 1: play these ones, right, they're over here fucking five eight, 635 00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:51,360 Speaker 1: you know what I mean, you know, five eight claiming 636 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,719 Speaker 1: five eleven and just like nah na no no. I 637 00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:56,759 Speaker 1: also have wanted to say this as soon as I 638 00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:59,000 Speaker 1: found out that we were doing this. I think there 639 00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:02,280 Speaker 1: goes to a level of people not having a good 640 00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:05,520 Speaker 1: sense of spatial relation. I think that's what throws this 641 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:09,759 Speaker 1: all off. I mean, understanding the size of things and 642 00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:14,200 Speaker 1: being able to eyeball the size of something without without 643 00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:17,319 Speaker 1: a ruler is a skill that I don't think that 644 00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:21,640 Speaker 1: most people have. Like I've done construction worked before, so 645 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,600 Speaker 1: that's the only reason that I feel like I can 646 00:42:23,640 --> 00:42:26,399 Speaker 1: even eyeball something. But I just I've met too many 647 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:30,359 Speaker 1: people I've met I guess more women than men, where 648 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:33,160 Speaker 1: they're like he has a six fo penis and you're like, 649 00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,160 Speaker 1: how it's all am I And she's like seven four, 650 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:40,200 Speaker 1: and I'm like, you don't even know what you're talking about. 651 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:43,000 Speaker 1: Like I feel like that that had because we all 652 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:45,880 Speaker 1: converted into inches, But what is six inches off the 653 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,799 Speaker 1: top of your head? Do you know? Like? And I 654 00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:51,080 Speaker 1: don't think that is that common of a skill exactly exactly, 655 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,799 Speaker 1: So we all add this, like so many people have 656 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:56,760 Speaker 1: this thing, specifically with dicks. I've heard so many people 657 00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:59,480 Speaker 1: swear to God, how big this dick is or this 658 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:01,799 Speaker 1: thing is, but it's like, you don't know how long 659 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:05,160 Speaker 1: the foot is? Yeah, no, my so, my daughter, we 660 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:08,600 Speaker 1: had to buy her new shoes just because kids grow, 661 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:13,080 Speaker 1: You get the concept. But she, uh, she you know, 662 00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,720 Speaker 1: you see the shoes and you're like, that's a big 663 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:19,440 Speaker 1: fucking shoe. My daughter's foot is is what like two inches? 664 00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:22,040 Speaker 1: And then you measure and it's like, no, her foot 665 00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,520 Speaker 1: is like four and a half inches, and she's you 666 00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,680 Speaker 1: know what I mean, Like, I'm I'm not close at 667 00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:31,000 Speaker 1: all to the correct size of what this body is doing, 668 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:34,960 Speaker 1: and I'm probably not more generous with my own body 669 00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:37,880 Speaker 1: or more accurate with my own body. Wait, this is 670 00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,279 Speaker 1: now giving me an identity crisis because I said, I 671 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:41,879 Speaker 1: said on a twelve inch tick, but I know it's 672 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,920 Speaker 1: twelve in just because they told me. But can I 673 00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:47,239 Speaker 1: rely on them if I can't tell, I can't have 674 00:43:47,280 --> 00:43:49,560 Speaker 1: all it? And we always though they had an inch. 675 00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:55,479 Speaker 1: Maybe it was like no, I mean you should still 676 00:43:55,520 --> 00:44:01,680 Speaker 1: take wasn't the biggest dick you've ever seen? For sure? 677 00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:04,040 Speaker 1: Yeah it can be twelve but but just know that 678 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:06,319 Speaker 1: that person made you a liar and uh and you 679 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:09,279 Speaker 1: gotta live with that on the inside. I live with 680 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:10,600 Speaker 1: that guilt on the inside. But I'm gonna tell you, 681 00:44:11,640 --> 00:44:19,040 Speaker 1: yeah you are you were vacation. Yeah, yeah, you're sandals 682 00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:31,279 Speaker 1: Jamaic trying to take it. So. So the last thing 683 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,680 Speaker 1: that I think is worth mentioning in relation to the 684 00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:38,680 Speaker 1: gay big penis of it all. It does introduce, at 685 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:43,239 Speaker 1: least to me, the possibility that that's another piece of 686 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:46,200 Speaker 1: information y'all should be bringing as evidence that you were 687 00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:49,080 Speaker 1: born this way like this is you need to be 688 00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:52,839 Speaker 1: laying that on the table, like come on, come on, 689 00:44:53,480 --> 00:44:55,120 Speaker 1: if you don't think I was born this way, show 690 00:44:55,200 --> 00:44:58,320 Speaker 1: me a dick, let me see. Damn. That would really 691 00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:03,520 Speaker 1: that would really push the conversation forward. I think. So 692 00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:07,400 Speaker 1: we had to if it was had along those because 693 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,879 Speaker 1: a bunchet, cowardly straight men are not gonna pull their 694 00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,799 Speaker 1: dicks out. We're really scared of taking our ship out. 695 00:45:12,800 --> 00:45:15,759 Speaker 1: But y'all, I'm seen with gay clubs. Look like, y'all 696 00:45:15,760 --> 00:45:18,200 Speaker 1: don't out in the clubs here. Yeah, and on the 697 00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:22,160 Speaker 1: street you go to fullsom San Francisco had accident. We 698 00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:27,440 Speaker 1: walked through the fulsom Street fan. You accidentally walked through 699 00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:32,280 Speaker 1: the full how's going to the brainwash? It's on seventh 700 00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:37,160 Speaker 1: and full, So this doesn't matter. This matters. I was 701 00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:39,920 Speaker 1: going to the brainwash on seventh and full sum to 702 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,320 Speaker 1: tell jokes, it was a weekly open mic shoutout Tony Sparks. 703 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,680 Speaker 1: I didn't know the culture of San Francisco yet it 704 00:45:45,719 --> 00:45:48,359 Speaker 1: was along the same time. You're like, oh, the street fair. 705 00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:49,840 Speaker 1: Let me walk in and show my I D and 706 00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:52,480 Speaker 1: see what's going on. And then it was like and 707 00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:56,080 Speaker 1: then you're like that that's a hard s prize. Meant 708 00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:58,200 Speaker 1: San Franciscans get They get naked all the time, though, 709 00:45:58,280 --> 00:46:01,480 Speaker 1: Beta Breakers Pride are always taking it out. Like if 710 00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:05,239 Speaker 1: you could take it out over there. I'm not saying 711 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,719 Speaker 1: just fly up there and take it out, but if 712 00:46:08,719 --> 00:46:11,319 Speaker 1: there's like tvelry going on, you could probably get away 713 00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,919 Speaker 1: with and yeah, become one with the culture and then 714 00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:16,359 Speaker 1: take it out, don't just I was actually in San 715 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,600 Speaker 1: Francisco three weeks ago and I was at in a 716 00:46:19,680 --> 00:46:21,720 Speaker 1: bar and we were like, it had like a patio, 717 00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:23,480 Speaker 1: We're staying on the patio, and then suddenly I saw 718 00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,440 Speaker 1: like a full on naked man walking across the street. 719 00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:29,719 Speaker 1: I took a videoo because I'm so shocked. And then 720 00:46:29,760 --> 00:46:31,920 Speaker 1: he crossed the street. And then two more naked men 721 00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:35,080 Speaker 1: And this is at like one in the afternoon, and 722 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:36,600 Speaker 1: then and I don't know where they were going, but 723 00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:40,560 Speaker 1: they were fully nude and and no one was stopping them. 724 00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:44,320 Speaker 1: So it wasn't like Castro. Yeah, so it's not that 725 00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,080 Speaker 1: it's so this is how I've understood it, because I 726 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:50,239 Speaker 1: remember this was a big deal. It's not that it's 727 00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,680 Speaker 1: not illegal. It's like even like in the wire how 728 00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:55,920 Speaker 1: they had the open air drug market. It's like that 729 00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:59,480 Speaker 1: for Dickson the Castro, Like you can't nobody's gonna prosecute 730 00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:03,640 Speaker 1: you for like within that neighborhood, you're allowed to do that. Yeah, 731 00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:06,920 Speaker 1: there's a rule in New York City that you can't 732 00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:09,439 Speaker 1: take it for women, you can't take your top off 733 00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:12,960 Speaker 1: in public, but if you leave your house with your 734 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:17,040 Speaker 1: shirt off, you could just be titties out all day 735 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:20,640 Speaker 1: anywhere you want to be interesting. Yeah, so it feels 736 00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,640 Speaker 1: like one of those loophole type ships. Yeah, my dick 737 00:47:23,680 --> 00:47:26,960 Speaker 1: has been out this whole time, So let these good 738 00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:31,080 Speaker 1: luck coppers I get on the street and take it 739 00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:33,759 Speaker 1: out but if I come out with it, you know 740 00:47:33,800 --> 00:47:37,880 Speaker 1: what I was on today. I just couldn't walk out 741 00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:39,480 Speaker 1: naked like that because I feel like there would be 742 00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:41,239 Speaker 1: a moment where I'm like, I wish I had clothes on, 743 00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,000 Speaker 1: you know, like there would just be a moment in 744 00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,960 Speaker 1: your day where you're like, I just I feel seen, 745 00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:51,960 Speaker 1: And yeah, I don't want to at all. I think 746 00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,440 Speaker 1: it's probably fun at funk when you're like walking through 747 00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:57,400 Speaker 1: a park, when you're like hanging out somewhere or whatever 748 00:47:57,440 --> 00:47:59,960 Speaker 1: the funk. But when you gotta like go to Walgreen 749 00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:04,359 Speaker 1: and decide between like which which contact solution to buy 750 00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,360 Speaker 1: and you're just asked maggy, you probably feel like an idiot. 751 00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,279 Speaker 1: That's it exactly. Are like you're in there going to 752 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,439 Speaker 1: get some chips for your super Bowl party, Dick all 753 00:48:13,520 --> 00:48:20,880 Speaker 1: on the doritos? Do I want scoops or traditional? Hi 754 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:26,800 Speaker 1: is just resting on that shitty salt. So they also 755 00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:37,839 Speaker 1: refrigerate that sal animals. That's the real takeaway. REFERRF now 756 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:43,120 Speaker 1: that is the same faster, that's the originals from the beginning. 757 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:50,560 Speaker 1: He's like, he's like, you give some dick back also refrigerator. Well, 758 00:48:50,920 --> 00:48:52,879 Speaker 1: I think we did it y'all. I think I think 759 00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:55,880 Speaker 1: we nailed this. This This feels like we we fucking 760 00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,479 Speaker 1: covered the ship out of it. Brandon, could you tell 761 00:48:58,520 --> 00:49:00,239 Speaker 1: the people at home where they can find on you 762 00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:02,600 Speaker 1: and what cool ship you have going on? Yeah? For sure, 763 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,600 Speaker 1: they can find me on Instagram at Brandon how good man? 764 00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:07,200 Speaker 1: That'll take it everywhere? Else? Uh, big mouth? I don't 765 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:10,040 Speaker 1: know this drops a big Mouth season six October. And 766 00:49:10,120 --> 00:49:14,080 Speaker 1: also my book you gotta be you available everywhere. Just 767 00:49:14,440 --> 00:49:18,000 Speaker 1: support your local bookstores if you can. Hell, yeah, go 768 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,960 Speaker 1: go buy the book. Watch big mouth Brandon is great 769 00:49:21,040 --> 00:49:23,560 Speaker 1: and and boy, you want to tell people everywhere they 770 00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:27,120 Speaker 1: can get to you? Cool guy jokes seven on Instagram. 771 00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,960 Speaker 1: I take you everything. I got some stand up dates coming. 772 00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:33,399 Speaker 1: I also say, support your local book story. We won't. 773 00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:38,520 Speaker 1: Don't let Walden in in all these other big book chains. 774 00:49:38,640 --> 00:49:41,799 Speaker 1: Get your money. Shout out to the tattered cover and 775 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:49,719 Speaker 1: how right it's impressive. Well, well, I'll say let's get 776 00:49:49,760 --> 00:49:54,240 Speaker 1: Barnes and Noble back, baby, those local book stories. I 777 00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:58,440 Speaker 1: want borders back in business. Bring borders back in the 778 00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:02,920 Speaker 1: day the little c miss big corporations that couldn't survive 779 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:07,680 Speaker 1: on their own. Bail them out. Bail them out. You 780 00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:10,759 Speaker 1: can follow me at Langston Kermit on on whatever platforms, 781 00:50:10,800 --> 00:50:12,600 Speaker 1: and as always, if you want to send us your 782 00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:15,400 Speaker 1: own drops, your own conspiracy theories, If you want to 783 00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:17,840 Speaker 1: tell us how big your penis is, please send it 784 00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,480 Speaker 1: to my Mama pod at gmail dot com. We would 785 00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:24,000 Speaker 1: love to hear from you. Okay, that's it, Bye, bitch. 786 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:31,239 Speaker 1: Why are you on? Something's going on? Can I smell you? 787 00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:48,320 Speaker 1: Dick my crop chips in your mails? Quali bears are racists? 788 00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:53,920 Speaker 1: Money stuff? I can't tell me