Speaker 1: Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio the George
Speaker 1: Washington Broadcast Center. Jack Armstrong's Joe Getty.
Speaker 2: Arm Strong and Getty and he.
Speaker 1: Armstrong and Yetty.
Speaker 2: I want everybody to think about a New Year's resolution,
Speaker 2: because I'm gonna ask everybody because for whatever reason, I
Speaker 2: find it interesting more directionally than like whether you actually
Speaker 2: succeed with your resolution or that's just what's on a
Speaker 2: person's mind that they want to do for self improvement
Speaker 2: for the next year.
Speaker 1: Spending time on doctor Jack's couch.
Speaker 2: Hmm, maybe that's it. As I've mentioned, I have sworn
Speaker 2: off baked goods for twenty twenty four and I don't
Speaker 2: even think I can actually do it. This is the
Speaker 2: most challenging one I've ever taken on. I was going
Speaker 2: to try to start already because one thing I know
Speaker 2: about addictions and bad habits. The whole I'll do it
Speaker 2: on this date is not the way to do it.
Speaker 2: Do it today. If it's important, do it now. But
Speaker 2: I can't pass up Christmas cookies whatever you call those,
Speaker 2: those kind of cookies that have the special I only
Speaker 2: make it once a year. Christmas frosting. What are those?
Speaker 2: They got a name. They're white cookies. I move frosting
Speaker 2: on top of the Christmas cooking. I only ever seen
Speaker 2: it Christmas. It's like a sugar cookie. Sugar cookie, yeah,
Speaker 2: and I never seen any at a time of the year,
Speaker 2: especially with that kind of frosting. I gotta eat those.
Speaker 3: All of this coming from the man who just pulled
Speaker 3: a fork out of his pocket so he could eat
Speaker 3: a pie.
Speaker 2: In the parking lot, an actual metal fork from a
Speaker 2: table I had in my pocket of my jack.
Speaker 1: I would say for my occasional swearing off alcohols for
Speaker 1: a period, it desists to become more aware, not be
Speaker 1: in a habit. Think I'm going to go have a
Speaker 1: drink because I want to have drink, not because I
Speaker 1: always do it this time of day, that sort of thing.
Speaker 1: And perhaps you could do the same with pie. No,
Speaker 1: just become more conscious.
Speaker 2: I can't do that. I'm an all or nothing perp.
Speaker 1: No I'm saying. No, I'm saying, but if you take
Speaker 1: a break for a while and you can't do the
Speaker 1: whole as you just suggested, you will have a more
Speaker 1: aware relationship with the pot.
Speaker 2: I doubt it, but it's a good thought. I certainly
Speaker 2: didn't with donuts I swore them off for an entire year,
Speaker 2: and then I came back as.
Speaker 1: Strong as I. Well, there's no help in you.
Speaker 2: No, no, there's not other than abstinence on the things
Speaker 2: that I can't amble.
Speaker 1: Well, there you go, do you do you? We have
Speaker 1: a lot of great clips to get to where into
Speaker 1: October we're narrowing it down to the clip of the year.
Speaker 1: The pressure is building. I'm actually starting to get stressed
Speaker 1: about this. This is the beginning of October clips of
Speaker 1: the year. So you took you in here.
Speaker 4: I had a lot of fun here everybody.
Speaker 2: Honestly, Tim, I think you got a tough job here.
Speaker 5: So I've become friends with school shooters, and I'm proud
Speaker 5: of that service.
Speaker 1: Never use a lot of fancy words.
Speaker 2: And I'm a knucklehead at times. That's what I've said,
Speaker 2: and from that I learned a lot. Thank you, Governor.
Speaker 4: There's something wrong with Kamala.
Speaker 6: It's only a mentally disabled person could have allowed this
Speaker 6: to happen.
Speaker 4: She's a stupid person.
Speaker 2: I only got one vote.
Speaker 4: It's one of the most precious possessions that I have.
Speaker 5: Shut up.
Speaker 6: I am proudly casting my vote for Vice President Kamala Harris,
Speaker 6: Bye bye bye Donald Talk.
Speaker 4: You never see him around strong intelligent women.
Speaker 7: Ever, today we've decided to officially endorse communist Kamala Harris
Speaker 7: for president.
Speaker 2: She's a pemenomenon.
Speaker 7: She gave Drew Barrymore a hug, an act that symbolized
Speaker 7: her willingness to wrap her arms around the country and
Speaker 7: give us all a hug whenever Republicans make us feel sad.
Speaker 2: There's a lot to discuss. We have to move on.
Speaker 8: She's barely supset that they have launched a ground incursion
Speaker 8: into southern Lebanon.
Speaker 9: We do need to look for ways to de escalate
Speaker 9: the tensions.
Speaker 2: The United States should help Israel drive Hasbla to the
Speaker 2: mat and choke it out. You know, I'm dead, I'm dead.
Speaker 9: I'm lely dead.
Speaker 2: Tonight Israel is under attack from Iran. Israel says Iran
Speaker 2: will pay a price.
Speaker 1: Deadly, precise, and above all surprising.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm hoping you reaper doesn't go off. The thing
Speaker 2: is that.
Speaker 9: You should not know.
Speaker 1: You just said I should be killed.
Speaker 2: I don't know it.
Speaker 8: We have a lot to get to ahead, gentlemen, on
Speaker 8: many topics.
Speaker 2: Because what they're telling you is complete. Boys News and
Speaker 2: these politicians don't their line. What are the face of
Speaker 2: the storm bone? What do they need after what you
Speaker 2: call today? How on the storm zone?
Speaker 6: Yeah, sir, I'm learning more storm or children roone he.
Speaker 1: But never gave a sh about us until now.
Speaker 10: The dock workers calling this a tentative deal, which means
Speaker 10: pay raises eventually, I.
Speaker 1: Will cripple you. In particularly, they are supposed to use
Speaker 1: the term bonus hole.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they turned us into the last shot at the
Speaker 3: miniature golf course, is what they did.
Speaker 5: Too.
Speaker 2: I d never mind that was right, Michael's complete inability
Speaker 2: X for the TikTok challenge. Oh that was so good.
Speaker 1: As a proud moment Katie with one of the great
Speaker 1: lines in the history of the show, discussing how the
Speaker 1: woke crowd wanted to rename the vagina the bonus hole.
Speaker 1: And you said, they've turned us into the last hole
Speaker 1: of the miniature golf course.
Speaker 2: In particularly particularly needs to be one of the clipstic
Speaker 2: definitely needs to be on the Clipse here and it's
Speaker 2: not a clip of the year, but maybe the worst
Speaker 2: moment in the debates of all the bad moments in
Speaker 2: the debates between Biden Kamala and Tim Wall, that long
Speaker 2: answer that we played over and over again, trying to
Speaker 2: explain what he claimed he fought in a war that
Speaker 2: he didn't fight in or whatever. That was one of
Speaker 2: the most embarrassing things ever.
Speaker 9: This was so horrible.
Speaker 1: It's difficult to picture a worse choice than Tim Walls.
Speaker 1: And we need to plunge on. Is everybody emotionally ready?
Speaker 1: I think I says October was a blockbuster month. We're
Speaker 1: looking for the clip of the year, roll on, Michael,
Speaker 1: Clips of the year. Our biggest threat to democracy was
Speaker 1: Stirci Purple. Thanks most important election of our lifetime.
Speaker 2: She's in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 1: She can't talk to the press. What would the major
Speaker 1: changes be and what would say the same?
Speaker 8: Sure, well, I mean I'm obviously not Joe Biden, and
Speaker 8: so that would be one change.
Speaker 2: Services that's done. A thing that comes to mind.
Speaker 1: Do you think Donald Trump is a fascist?
Speaker 5: Yes? I do?
Speaker 1: Leo Nazis fascists in America.
Speaker 4: People still follow this fascist pig.
Speaker 2: Then, I don't know what else to say. Spring time
Speaker 2: for head Lo and Germany. Meanwhile, here's Harris leading a
Speaker 2: rally that apparently came with free vodka.
Speaker 1: What I'm talking about there's a lot going.
Speaker 2: On, Like I don't know if you guys know this,
Speaker 2: but there's literally a floating island of garbage in the
Speaker 2: middle of the ocean right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's called Puerto Rico.
Speaker 11: Obviously, that joke does not reflect the views of President Trump.
Speaker 1: Never saw him, never heard of him, and don't.
Speaker 2: Want to hear of him.
Speaker 5: The fallout from racist and sexist comments that Donald Trump's
Speaker 5: and Madison Square Garden rally.
Speaker 1: But I think that we have to stop getting so
Speaker 1: offended at every little thing in the States of America.
Speaker 4: You know, the word garbage is the hottest thing right now.
Speaker 4: Only garbage I see floating out there is your supporters.
Speaker 2: The content of that section would not be out of
Speaker 2: place in the backpack of an extremist. It's clear there
Speaker 2: are times we have not met our editory in students.
Speaker 1: De nik you, why won't you stand up for me?
Speaker 9: Why won't you stand up for me?
Speaker 12: We're going to recommend to the court that the life
Speaker 12: without the possibility of parole be removed.
Speaker 1: There will be eligible for parole you needed.
Speaker 6: He is the talk of the baseball world in English
Speaker 6: and Spanish and any other language that's close at hand,
Speaker 6: Fernando Valezuela, I.
Speaker 9: Go back, please, I got some nervous plaiting a miss.
Speaker 4: And the Dodgers are wide serious champions.
Speaker 11: It seems like the celebrations definitely got out of hands.
Speaker 13: Reports are four to five hundred people inside of this
Speaker 13: Nike flagship Storre.
Speaker 1: Oh his hand blue, I know igain.
Speaker 9: Oh my goodness, broke O god, I went.
Speaker 8: I went on from.
Speaker 2: I like a girl breaking down in the national anthem?
Speaker 2: Can I go back in time so that this didn't happen?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: No, that's not yes or no.
Speaker 1: There are no rules for this.
Speaker 2: This is not supposed to happen. The damage is done
Speaker 2: regardless of what you do at this point. Yes, Michael,
Speaker 2: I'm back here making notes of my favorite clips.
Speaker 1: I have a huge list.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm We're gonna have to weed it down, man, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Next, get to the commercial breaks. You're going to be busy.
Speaker 2: We got to get it down to a manageable level.
Speaker 1: One thing that struck me from that set was how
Speaker 1: desperately the media liars tried to turn that stupid joke
Speaker 1: about Puerto Rico into the scandal that will lose the election.
Speaker 1: And there was not a vote in America that was
Speaker 1: cast in either direction because of that, and if it
Speaker 1: was nothing, and if our Kamala, I'd be upset about that.
Speaker 2: You made that the big news story leading up to
Speaker 2: that final week, the Puerto Rico thing that didn't matter
Speaker 2: to anybody, that that didn't help her any And I
Speaker 2: was hoping from that previous section with Bruce Springsteen. I've
Speaker 2: seen a lot of people write that maybe it was
Speaker 2: the death of the whole celebrity influencer with politics. I
Speaker 2: hope so, because I really think, like Bruce with that
Speaker 2: got Trump more votes than it got Kamala Harris and
Speaker 2: a lot of that stuff with Beyonce and Oprah and
Speaker 2: that sort of stuff, I just don't I don't think
Speaker 2: it works anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, partly because Trump had the working class and they
Speaker 1: had the zillionaires.
Speaker 2: Whatever whatever guitar players. We got more clips of the
Speaker 2: air and then we're gonna name the clip of the year,
Speaker 2: and I want to hear abou New Year's resolutions and
Speaker 2: some predictions and stuff like that. So stay here, we're
Speaker 2: in to this segment or one this segment.
Speaker 1: You tide.
Speaker 2: One here and one in the after the bottom.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's do it, though, one here and two after
Speaker 1: the bottom of the hour. Okay, we got three left.
Speaker 1: Why don't we Why don't we dive right into it
Speaker 1: and then reconsider our options.
Speaker 2: Okay, this is the Clips of the Year show, and
Speaker 2: we're also trying to nail down what is the clip
Speaker 2: of the year.
Speaker 1: It's a heavy heavyweight. You think Times Person of the
Speaker 1: Year is a lot of pressure. This is excume. You
Speaker 1: could make diamonds in the studio today, friends.
Speaker 2: Because what if we get it wrong?
Speaker 1: Right right? God help us. This is November looking for
Speaker 1: the clip of the year. It's the clips of the year.
Speaker 5: The American people want to stop the chaos and.
Speaker 2: And the dramaa.
Speaker 1: It is entirely possible that we will not have the
Speaker 1: opportunity to ever cast a ballot again.
Speaker 4: These are the kind of guys who are like a
Speaker 4: smacking ass.
Speaker 2: I'm going to be toasting Madam President tonight. The winner
Speaker 2: is Donald Trump only smokes. Look what happened?
Speaker 5: Is this crazy?
Speaker 1: Clearly fear and anger is what he was marketing. And
Speaker 1: it worked.
Speaker 6: See, the majority has spoken and they said they don't
Speaker 6: care that much about democracy and shall.
Speaker 3: We keep it?
Speaker 2: A lot of our fellow Americans say we shouldn't. There's misogyny.
Speaker 2: Some of the most misogynoust things I've heard came from
Speaker 2: Bright meant what Alice in Wonderland nightmares is going on
Speaker 2: right now?
Speaker 1: It's the economy stupid.
Speaker 13: Do you want to stand up to Trump? I suggest
Speaker 13: you don't ever mention him. I suggest you governed well.
Speaker 13: The American experiment endors We're going to be okay.
Speaker 9: Only when it is dark enough.
Speaker 2: Can you see the stars?
Speaker 9: Joe and I went to.
Speaker 11: Mar A Lago to meet personally with President elect Trump.
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't we He's killing us?
Speaker 1: Can we cook the crap here?
Speaker 8: I am very fastly picking the most epic cabinet of
Speaker 8: all time.
Speaker 2: Who are you thinking about?
Speaker 8: Well, we've got Elon and Matt Gates that it's an
Speaker 8: alien versus predator.
Speaker 5: You as Attorney General, Matt Gaates, that's one of the
Speaker 5: most intelligent members of Congress.
Speaker 2: I think he's qualified. The more you get to know
Speaker 2: Matt Gags, the less you're gonna like him. You have
Speaker 2: this stunning reversal.
Speaker 5: One.
Speaker 2: It is clear that my confirmation was unfairly becoming a distraction.
Speaker 13: Except denied the allegations and told police happened in the
Speaker 13: hotel that night was consensual.
Speaker 11: It's increasingly clear it is Donald Trump's world and we're
Speaker 11: just living in it.
Speaker 2: I would describe it as god tier level trolling. So
Speaker 2: he said that's part of his aim here to shake
Speaker 2: up Washington.
Speaker 1: The most effective ad that the Trump campaign ran was,
Speaker 1: you know, Kama Harris is for they them and Donald
Speaker 1: Trump is for us.
Speaker 2: Like that's where the left has a problem. They become
Speaker 2: the party of the faculty lounge.
Speaker 8: I'll tell you right, told the president.
Speaker 4: He comes back. I come back, We fix.
Speaker 3: Marry my.
Speaker 1: Sweet leading jagga there, sorry, col is the home and clip.
Speaker 1: He comes back. I come back, We fix this as
Speaker 1: we're good? Is that worthy of the finals? I don't
Speaker 1: know the stress, damn it, there's too much. I'm looking
Speaker 1: at my list here, I don't know what. I'm checking
Speaker 1: it twice. I'm sure which way to turn.
Speaker 2: How much time do we got, Michael.
Speaker 1: Depends on your eating habits check. Yeah, you don't look
Speaker 1: good at me? Is the last time I can say it.
Speaker 5: This year.
Speaker 1: We got about a minute.
Speaker 2: You have any interesting on that front. This is a
Speaker 2: little bit of a a brag, probably because I've been
Speaker 2: trying to take care of myself in the last year
Speaker 2: or so, common thing divorced people do. So my Henry
Speaker 2: and I watched Gladiator the other night, the original Gladiator
Speaker 2: from two thousand, because we want to go to the
Speaker 2: new Gladiator, but I wanted to see the first Gladiator first.
Speaker 2: I'd forgotten how good that movie is. That's among my
Speaker 2: favorite movies of all time. That movie is fantastic. But anyway,
Speaker 2: Russell Crowe is such a stud in that movie. We're
Speaker 2: the same age almost exactly. Oh boy, I look better
Speaker 2: than him today. Now, at this age, I look better
Speaker 2: than he does back then. Obviously not even close.
Speaker 5: But you know.
Speaker 2: When right there, Jack, that's funny though in two thousand,
Speaker 2: if you'd have told me in a few years you'll
Speaker 2: look better than him, how was that happening?
Speaker 1: Well, he's said, let himself go a tad. It happens.
Speaker 2: I think he's got a lifestyle. So we got to
Speaker 2: get some more eclips of the year. We'll pick out
Speaker 2: the clip of the air. I do want to get
Speaker 2: to the New Year's resolutions, and I got a couple
Speaker 2: of predictions for next year. Next year twenty five is
Speaker 2: going to be quite a year, certainly politically anyway, hopefully
Speaker 2: not global war e all that stuff on the way.
Speaker 1: Armstrong and Getty.
Speaker 2: I've been looking up at predictions. There's a lot of
Speaker 2: Travis and Taylor get married, or Travis and Taylor break up.
Speaker 2: His predictions for the next year.
Speaker 1: My money is on breakup. I'm hoping married just because
Speaker 1: I like people getting married being happy. But well, I
Speaker 1: tell you what, Let's get the work done then we
Speaker 1: can play later. It's time to you know, business before pleasure.
Speaker 1: Let's plunge on. It's the second half of November. Clips
Speaker 1: of the year.
Speaker 11: And I'll day now all the monkeys that escaped Wednesday
Speaker 11: from a research lab in South Carolina, at least twenty
Speaker 11: five have been recaptured.
Speaker 4: I like to solve the puble.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, let's hear it. Treat yourself a round of sausage.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's it's.
Speaker 2: Being called the four B movement.
Speaker 6: We're not going to settle for low value men that
Speaker 6: don't respect us anymore.
Speaker 1: The fact of these crazoes are out here.
Speaker 4: They're like, we're not touching men.
Speaker 1: I hope that means the more for me.
Speaker 2: I agreed to this, right, and I started a training.
Speaker 6: What the.
Speaker 9: And then he hit it with the right along.
Speaker 1: I stood coming forward, But Paul is lending the clean,
Speaker 1: reffective watchet.
Speaker 2: We need justice, Sabina.
Speaker 8: Hours after Mahomes was targeted and with the chiefs about
Speaker 8: to kick off Monday night, police say burglars stole twenty
Speaker 8: thousand dollars in cash from Kelsey's home and damaged the
Speaker 8: back doors.
Speaker 2: Put a pound.
Speaker 4: How are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: My brother and our professional actors, and we thought, oh,
Speaker 1: this is our introduction to Hollywood.
Speaker 2: Still owes us five hundred dollars?
Speaker 1: Is there anything do they like? Shellack the banana praise?
Speaker 2: Shellac in the banana is not something we need. Everything's house.
Speaker 1: And the sad and discouraging Tyson Paul fight.
Speaker 2: Tyson landed seventeen punches, and the other day in an interview,
Speaker 2: he said he doesn't remember a lot of the fight.
Speaker 2: He got hit hard enough early that he just doesn't
Speaker 2: remember a lot of the rest of the fight, which
Speaker 2: ain't good for your brain when you're sixty years old.
Speaker 1: And how about that whole stupid four B movement that
Speaker 1: was a thing for about a cup of coffee. I
Speaker 1: remember when girls women were smart and fun and tough
Speaker 1: and cute and great to hang out with and on lines,
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to give myself up to a
Speaker 1: man who was unworthy. Oh my god, the internet is
Speaker 1: killing humanity. Good luck with that, well whatever, indeed, good luck. Indeed,
Speaker 1: we're working our way towards the Clip of the year.
Speaker 1: What should it be? Text now? Four one KFTC. December
Speaker 1: is epic, it's sprawling. Here we go, the final month
Speaker 1: of clips of the year.
Speaker 2: Those mysterious drones in the skies for weeks. Now, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna tell you the real deal. Iran launched a mothership.
Speaker 2: A mothership. Yeah, I'm gonna tell.
Speaker 1: You the deal.
Speaker 11: Okay, So off the east coast of the United States
Speaker 11: of America, there.
Speaker 1: Is no evidence of any foreign based involvement from coastal vessels.
Speaker 2: It is our job to be vigilant in the federal
Speaker 2: government on behalf of the American public, and we can
Speaker 2: assure their safety by reason of that vigilance.
Speaker 1: He needs to wake up, Pink. He's ignoring the Iranian mothership.
Speaker 2: The new rage item this season is a pardon.
Speaker 8: President issue clemency for nearly fifteen hundred Americans.
Speaker 2: Have you ruled out a pardon for your son? Yes,
Speaker 2: but he also believes.
Speaker 11: That the war politics infected the process and led to
Speaker 11: a miscarriage of justice.
Speaker 1: Why don't you go ahead and pardon with Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: They are the goats of this favorite form of corruption.
Speaker 2: Government is too big, there's too many things, and it
Speaker 2: does almost nothing well, and the.
Speaker 10: Taxpayers deserve better, Trump joked to him. Then maybe Canada
Speaker 10: should become the fifty first state and Trudeau could become
Speaker 10: its governor.
Speaker 2: A second grade student called nine to point one to
Speaker 2: report a shooting how occurred.
Speaker 1: At school.
Speaker 2: Syria. He's a dangerous cocktail.
Speaker 5: This is an amazing geopolitical disaster, particularly for the Russians.
Speaker 4: You know, twenty five percent chance it turns out really well.
Speaker 2: The rebel tells him. There's no more army, no more prisons.
Speaker 2: Are you seriously?
Speaker 5: Says?
Speaker 11: His real name is in fact Salama, Mohammed Salama, And
Speaker 11: it's clear that far from being an ordinary guy as
Speaker 11: he presented himself to be, he was a part of
Speaker 11: Bashar al Assad's brutal regime.
Speaker 10: That if the hostages are not released prior to January twentieth,
Speaker 10: twenty twenty five, there will be all hell to pay
Speaker 10: in the Middle East.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to have a dream at all.
Speaker 8: We really believe that he is not that man he
Speaker 8: was seven years ago.
Speaker 2: Cash Plateau. He is the most unfairly maligned person that
Speaker 2: I work with. Trump's enemies quote should be very afraid.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're going to come after the people in the media.
Speaker 8: The true test of our commitment is weather, in the
Speaker 8: face of an obstacle, roll up.
Speaker 1: Our hands or do we roll up our sleeves?
Speaker 4: And as we.
Speaker 2: Prowse was Daniel Penny cleared of all criminal charges?
Speaker 4: We need some black visialities.
Speaker 1: That's right, Louis G.
Speaker 2: MANGIONI hear me on this.
Speaker 1: He is no hero.
Speaker 9: Why I felt joy unfortunately, you know, because seriously, I mean, I.
Speaker 1: Love that the CEOs are afraid right now. You should be.
Speaker 1: But I can't tell you nobody enjoys flying in your airlines.
Speaker 1: It's a disaster.
Speaker 2: Now go poop in a bucket, you beasts. That reminds
Speaker 2: me of a fortune I got at Panda Express the other.
Speaker 1: Night, say IPEd your rights. It was handwritten. That's more
Speaker 1: a confession than a fortune.
Speaker 2: And I can't. I can't, I can't let it go.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'll never say it again after this year. Kamala
Speaker 2: Harris's belief that she is clever or poetic or something
Speaker 2: is so misplaced. The do we throw up our arms
Speaker 2: or do we roll up our sleeves? Oh, and she's
Speaker 2: rolling through the just people like she's weak for people
Speaker 2: to put them on her shoulders and carry her out
Speaker 2: of the room because it's a Oh they're both arm
Speaker 2: related situations.
Speaker 3: I see.
Speaker 2: That is devastating.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she drops a cliche on you then struts around
Speaker 1: like she unleashed. I have a dream.
Speaker 2: It's pathetic. God, please go away. We got another cliffs
Speaker 2: a dream, We got another clip. Joe and I both
Speaker 2: gave each other the eyeball Mike Johnson's the government's too big,
Speaker 2: It spends too much money and it does nothing well.
Speaker 2: Is I could make that the clip of the year,
Speaker 2: just because I want it to be, you know, the
Speaker 2: clip of the want to be the national motto.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I ought to be printed on the money.
Speaker 1: Every time you finger one of your decreasingly valuable dollar bills,
Speaker 1: you'd see those words.
Speaker 2: We're gonna break a break, damn it, all these things
Speaker 2: I want to talk about, and we're gonna run out
Speaker 2: of time. Okay, swear all you want, brother, The clock
Speaker 2: doesn't lie. We gotta get a clip of the year
Speaker 2: and a bunch of other stuff. Stay tuned. The quick
Speaker 2: predictions I've got for next year. I think we are
Speaker 2: going with Israel, but we are going to take out
Speaker 2: Iran's nuclear capabilities, which could lead to regime change or not.
Speaker 2: I don't know. But we're gonna take out the nuclear
Speaker 2: which is gonna be a big deal. That's gonna be
Speaker 2: a big deal, but I think Trump will do it.
Speaker 2: I think the Ukraine Russia things get settled. Not to
Speaker 2: my dissatisfaction. Ukraine loses a big chunk of land and
Speaker 2: it's over.
Speaker 1: The security assurance. Is there going to be the key? There?
Speaker 2: No doubt.
Speaker 1: I got one for you. On the domestic scene, the
Speaker 1: war against woke actually begins as the Trump administration looks
Speaker 1: at college campuses and the Department of Education looks at
Speaker 1: elementary education, high schools, that sort of thing. The fight
Speaker 1: hasn't yet begun.
Speaker 2: The tax battle is going to be the dominant news
Speaker 2: story political story I think of the year, and it's
Speaker 2: going to be really maddening the way it's covered. But
Speaker 2: we'll be here every day to sort through that. Katie,
Speaker 2: do you have a new Year's resolution I have. I
Speaker 2: have a couple.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I want to try to start journaling because when I
Speaker 3: write it helps a lot.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 3: And then the other one is I'm hopefully going to
Speaker 3: make a baby.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Now that's a new year's resolution.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you need any tips? I've joined in three of them.
Speaker 1: I guess some ideas for you.
Speaker 2: Thanks, guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jack, I assume you're about to U You're gonna
Speaker 1: turn to Michael next, or either Michael, what's your New
Speaker 1: Year's resolution? I want to put a little muscle on
Speaker 1: my frame and maybe a stretch more, stretch more.
Speaker 2: That's interesting. I need to get good health.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to you know. Yeah, I want to get
Speaker 1: in good health.
Speaker 2: You know. I dedicated to myself to that this year,
Speaker 2: and it it feels a lot better. I can tell
Speaker 2: you that it feels a lot better. But no big goods.
Speaker 2: As I've mentioned many times, I'm going to try to
Speaker 2: not eat big goods the entire year.
Speaker 1: Similar to Katie who not only stole my thunder, but
Speaker 1: then did a much cooler one than anybody. I can't imagine.
Speaker 1: I don't want.
Speaker 5: Yes, I can, yes, I can as women or women.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, I have a book.
Speaker 1: I have been organizing. I have barely started working on
Speaker 1: the actual writing, but it's going well. I am going
Speaker 1: to finish it in the year twenty twenty five. Cool
Speaker 1: writing a book, by God? Are you gonna give us
Speaker 1: some hint as to what it is? No fiction or nonfiction?
Speaker 1: It's the Time of the Beavers, my seventh part science
Speaker 1: fiction series. I assume it's not nonfiction. Nonfiction. Correct.
Speaker 2: That's a great project to have, I.
Speaker 1: Think, so I'm very exciting to aout it. So Hanson
Speaker 1: has prepared the finalst everybody's got all these cool New
Speaker 1: Year's resolutions. Miney is I'm gonna stop eating so much pie. Well,
Speaker 1: sound like a paint roll it.
Speaker 12: Don't mess with them in work unless you want to
Speaker 12: get them back from wasn't Trump.
Speaker 4: I really don't know what he said at the end
Speaker 4: of this, and I don't think he knows what he
Speaker 4: said either.
Speaker 1: Joe, you did such a great job.
Speaker 4: You answered every question you know.
Speaker 9: I love you, Joe.
Speaker 6: One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness.
Speaker 9: And I come from the.
Speaker 8: Middle class, and I grew up in a neighborhood of
Speaker 8: folks who are very proud of their lawn.
Speaker 1: And particularly the return of the sussg the hostigue. I've
Speaker 1: got a busy day to day after the show, a
Speaker 1: busy day of work.
Speaker 11: I've got a busy see day Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and
Speaker 11: so on.
Speaker 8: Let's talk about the fact that President Trump incited an erection, and.
Speaker 9: Maybe that too.
Speaker 4: It spelled fanny. It's spelled fanny like your ass.
Speaker 2: Right, somebody's leash blind, bad built bush body that would
Speaker 2: not be engaging in personalities. Correct. Oh what now, Yeah
Speaker 2: you're not. You don't have enough intelligence?
Speaker 1: True?
Speaker 2: Oh girl, baby girl. Oh really, government is too big.
Speaker 5: There's too many things, and it does almost nothing well and.
Speaker 2: The taxpayers deserve better.
Speaker 4: If you want to really see something that said, take
Speaker 4: a look at what happened in Springfield. They're eating the
Speaker 4: dogs the people that came in. They're eating the cats,
Speaker 4: they're eating they're eating the pets.
Speaker 2: Of the people that live there.
Speaker 4: And this is what's happening in our country, and it's
Speaker 4: a shame.
Speaker 13: They're eating the dogs, the people that came in, they're
Speaker 13: eating the cats, they're eating they're eating the pets of
Speaker 13: the people that live there.
Speaker 9: They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats, salmon.
Speaker 3: They're eating the pens, the people that live They're.
Speaker 1: Eating the dogs, eating the cats.
Speaker 2: They're eating the pens, the people.
Speaker 3: That live there.
Speaker 2: Those are your finalists for clips of the year. Those
Speaker 2: are all really good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a montage. Because the number of the
Speaker 1: clips were long issue, we would have run out of time.
Speaker 1: We had intense discussions during the commercial break, in which
Speaker 1: there was a great deal of affection for the Peanuts
Speaker 1: version of their eating the dogs, They're eating the cat's.
Speaker 2: We almost went with the assassination attempt, just because all
Speaker 2: of us were struck emotionally by it hearing today and
Speaker 2: I'm not exactly sure why I hadn't heard it in
Speaker 2: a while or something, or just the full realization of Wow,
Speaker 2: how different things could have.
Speaker 1: Turned out right, and how miserable the Secret Service failures were.
Speaker 1: It's an incredibly impactful clip. What we ended up going
Speaker 1: with barely barely. This is one of the toughest decisions ever.
Speaker 1: This is the longer version because it tells the whole
Speaker 1: story and changed history.
Speaker 12: What I've done since I've changed the law, what's happened,
Speaker 12: I've changed it in a way that now you're in
Speaker 12: a situation where there are forty percent fewer people coming
Speaker 12: across the border illegally. That's better when he left office,
Speaker 12: and I'm going to continue to move until we get
Speaker 12: the total ban on the total initiative relative to what
Speaker 12: we're going to do with more border patrol, more.
Speaker 4: President Trump, I really don't know what he said at
Speaker 4: the end of this.
Speaker 2: I don't think he knows what he said either. There
Speaker 2: was a lot of build up to that moment, obviously,
Speaker 2: as we all know, but that was the turning point.
Speaker 2: That's when it was cooked. That's when Biden was done.
Speaker 2: He held on for a while, but that you know,
Speaker 2: that's when Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, all the media, that's
Speaker 2: when everybody's like, okay, this is or And there was
Speaker 2: so much more.
Speaker 1: Than the Trump wise crack. It was saying out loud
Speaker 1: what everybody saw.
Speaker 2: Right, And I don't think he does either. Is the
Speaker 2: key right right? Hanson? Real quick? You got a New
Speaker 2: Year's resolution? Are you gonna you're gonna do Final Thought? Okay,
Speaker 2: we'll let you do Final Thought. Awesome, Coot, no intro
Speaker 2: for this one. We had our special clothes. Here's your
Speaker 2: host for finals, that is Joe Getty.
Speaker 1: Let's get a final thought from everybody on the crew.
Speaker 1: Michael Angelow lead us off, just said big thank you
Speaker 1: to everybody on the staff for working so hard. You
Speaker 1: guys do a great job, and I hope you all
Speaker 1: have a great Merry Christmas and New Year's love working
Speaker 1: with you guys. Thank you. M Dog right back at you,
Speaker 1: Katie Green, our steamed new as woman. A final final thought, Katie.
Speaker 2: I totally echo what Michael just said.
Speaker 3: Working with you guys as a blast, and I hope
Speaker 3: everyone has a merry Christmas.
Speaker 2: Nap you here as well.
Speaker 1: That's fabulous. Thank you for saying so. Jackie final thought.
Speaker 2: We gotta get handsome the first time.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, Hanson, I forgot go ahead. That's right.
Speaker 2: I'm not used to it perfectly fine. Thank god for you, Jack, Joe,
Speaker 2: Katie and Michael. Without you, I don't know what I'd
Speaker 2: be doing, Probably collecting knits next to the curb in
Speaker 2: front of the gas station or something that's.
Speaker 1: Similar. Yeah. Jack final thought.
Speaker 2: I love this job. Happy every year that I get
Speaker 2: to do it. Can't wait to come back and talk
Speaker 2: about twenty twenty five. Thank you to everybody that works
Speaker 2: on this show.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: My final thought, it is a pleasure and honor to
Speaker 1: work with you all. You're just so terrific. We're lucky
Speaker 1: to do what we do. Thanks everybody for your support,
Speaker 1: your beautiful notes and emails and stuff like that. We'll
Speaker 1: be back raring to go in January.
Speaker 2: You can't believe you have New Year's resolutions like have
Speaker 2: a baby, write a book, and my nies, eat less pie.
Speaker 2: See you next year. God bless America.
Speaker 13: Hey, any of you are looking for any blast minted
Speaker 13: gift ideas for me?
Speaker 1: I have one. I like Frank Shirley, my boss, right
Speaker 1: here tonight.
Speaker 5: I want him bought from his happy holiday slumber over
Speaker 5: there Melody Lane with all the other rich people. And
Speaker 5: I want to balk right here with a big ribbon
Speaker 5: on his head, and I want to look him straight
Speaker 5: in the eye, and I want to tell him what
Speaker 5: a cheap lyne, no good, rotten for fleshing, low life
Speaker 5: snake looking, dirt eating and bread over stuffed, ignorant, blood sucking,
Speaker 5: dog kissing, brainless, hopeless, heartless, fat ass, bug eyed stiff
Speaker 5: leg It's funny lift wear a headed sack of mon
Speaker 5: is he he?
Speaker 9: Loia?
Speaker 5: Really, where's the title?
Speaker 1: Armstrong and Getty