WEBVTT - 2024 Clips Of The Year: Hour 4

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<v Speaker 1>Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio the George

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<v Speaker 1>Washington Broadcast Center. Jack Armstrong's Joe Getty.

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<v Speaker 2>Arm Strong and Getty and he.

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<v Speaker 1>Armstrong and Yetty.

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<v Speaker 2>I want everybody to think about a New Year's resolution,

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm gonna ask everybody because for whatever reason, I

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<v Speaker 2>find it interesting more directionally than like whether you actually

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<v Speaker 2>succeed with your resolution or that's just what's on a

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<v Speaker 2>person's mind that they want to do for self improvement

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<v Speaker 2>for the next year.

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<v Speaker 1>Spending time on doctor Jack's couch.

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<v Speaker 2>Hmm, maybe that's it. As I've mentioned, I have sworn

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<v Speaker 2>off baked goods for twenty twenty four and I don't

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<v Speaker 2>even think I can actually do it. This is the

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<v Speaker 2>most challenging one I've ever taken on. I was going

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<v Speaker 2>to try to start already because one thing I know

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<v Speaker 2>about addictions and bad habits. The whole I'll do it

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<v Speaker 2>on this date is not the way to do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Do it today. If it's important, do it now. But

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<v Speaker 2>I can't pass up Christmas cookies whatever you call those,

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<v Speaker 2>those kind of cookies that have the special I only

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<v Speaker 2>make it once a year. Christmas frosting. What are those?

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<v Speaker 2>They got a name. They're white cookies. I move frosting

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<v Speaker 2>on top of the Christmas cooking. I only ever seen

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<v Speaker 2>it Christmas. It's like a sugar cookie. Sugar cookie, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and I never seen any at a time of the year,

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<v Speaker 2>especially with that kind of frosting. I gotta eat those.

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<v Speaker 3>All of this coming from the man who just pulled

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<v Speaker 3>a fork out of his pocket so he could eat

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<v Speaker 3>a pie.

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<v Speaker 2>In the parking lot, an actual metal fork from a

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<v Speaker 2>table I had in my pocket of my jack.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say for my occasional swearing off alcohols for

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<v Speaker 1>a period, it desists to become more aware, not be

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<v Speaker 1>in a habit. Think I'm going to go have a

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<v Speaker 1>drink because I want to have drink, not because I

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<v Speaker 1>always do it this time of day, that sort of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And perhaps you could do the same with pie. No,

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<v Speaker 1>just become more conscious.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do that. I'm an all or nothing perp.

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<v Speaker 1>No I'm saying. No, I'm saying, but if you take

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<v Speaker 1>a break for a while and you can't do the

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<v Speaker 1>whole as you just suggested, you will have a more

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<v Speaker 1>aware relationship with the pot.

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<v Speaker 2>I doubt it, but it's a good thought. I certainly

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<v Speaker 2>didn't with donuts I swore them off for an entire year,

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<v Speaker 2>and then I came back as.

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<v Speaker 1>Strong as I. Well, there's no help in you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, there's not other than abstinence on the things

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<v Speaker 2>that I can't amble.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, there you go, do you do you? We have

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of great clips to get to where into

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<v Speaker 1>October we're narrowing it down to the clip of the year.

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<v Speaker 1>The pressure is building. I'm actually starting to get stressed

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<v Speaker 1>about this. This is the beginning of October clips of

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<v Speaker 1>the year. So you took you in here.

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<v Speaker 4>I had a lot of fun here everybody.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, Tim, I think you got a tough job here.

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<v Speaker 5>So I've become friends with school shooters, and I'm proud

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<v Speaker 5>of that service.

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<v Speaker 1>Never use a lot of fancy words.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm a knucklehead at times. That's what I've said,

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<v Speaker 2>and from that I learned a lot. Thank you, Governor.

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<v Speaker 4>There's something wrong with Kamala.

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<v Speaker 6>It's only a mentally disabled person could have allowed this

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<v Speaker 6>to happen.

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<v Speaker 4>She's a stupid person.

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<v Speaker 2>I only got one vote.

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<v Speaker 4>It's one of the most precious possessions that I have.

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<v Speaker 5>Shut up.

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<v Speaker 6>I am proudly casting my vote for Vice President Kamala Harris,

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<v Speaker 6>Bye bye bye Donald Talk.

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<v Speaker 4>You never see him around strong intelligent women.

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<v Speaker 7>Ever, today we've decided to officially endorse communist Kamala Harris

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<v Speaker 7>for president.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a pemenomenon.

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<v Speaker 7>She gave Drew Barrymore a hug, an act that symbolized

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<v Speaker 7>her willingness to wrap her arms around the country and

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<v Speaker 7>give us all a hug whenever Republicans make us feel sad.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a lot to discuss. We have to move on.

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<v Speaker 8>She's barely supset that they have launched a ground incursion

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<v Speaker 8>into southern Lebanon.

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<v Speaker 9>We do need to look for ways to de escalate

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<v Speaker 9>the tensions.

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<v Speaker 2>The United States should help Israel drive Hasbla to the

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<v Speaker 2>mat and choke it out. You know, I'm dead, I'm dead.

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<v Speaker 9>I'm lely dead.

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<v Speaker 2>Tonight Israel is under attack from Iran. Israel says Iran

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<v Speaker 2>will pay a price.

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<v Speaker 1>Deadly, precise, and above all surprising.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm hoping you reaper doesn't go off. The thing

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<v Speaker 2>is that.

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<v Speaker 9>You should not know.

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<v Speaker 1>You just said I should be killed.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know it.

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<v Speaker 8>We have a lot to get to ahead, gentlemen, on

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<v Speaker 8>many topics.

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<v Speaker 2>Because what they're telling you is complete. Boys News and

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<v Speaker 2>these politicians don't their line. What are the face of

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<v Speaker 2>the storm bone? What do they need after what you

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<v Speaker 2>call today? How on the storm zone?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, sir, I'm learning more storm or children roone he.

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<v Speaker 1>But never gave a sh about us until now.

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<v Speaker 10>The dock workers calling this a tentative deal, which means

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<v Speaker 10>pay raises eventually, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Will cripple you. In particularly, they are supposed to use

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<v Speaker 1>the term bonus hole.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they turned us into the last shot at the

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<v Speaker 3>miniature golf course, is what they did.

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<v Speaker 5>Too.

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<v Speaker 2>I d never mind that was right, Michael's complete inability

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<v Speaker 2>X for the TikTok challenge. Oh that was so good.

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<v Speaker 1>As a proud moment Katie with one of the great

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<v Speaker 1>lines in the history of the show, discussing how the

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<v Speaker 1>woke crowd wanted to rename the vagina the bonus hole.

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<v Speaker 1>And you said, they've turned us into the last hole

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<v Speaker 1>of the miniature golf course.

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<v Speaker 2>In particularly particularly needs to be one of the clipstic

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<v Speaker 2>definitely needs to be on the Clipse here and it's

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<v Speaker 2>not a clip of the year, but maybe the worst

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<v Speaker 2>moment in the debates of all the bad moments in

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<v Speaker 2>the debates between Biden Kamala and Tim Wall, that long

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<v Speaker 2>answer that we played over and over again, trying to

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<v Speaker 2>explain what he claimed he fought in a war that

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<v Speaker 2>he didn't fight in or whatever. That was one of

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<v Speaker 2>the most embarrassing things ever.

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<v Speaker 9>This was so horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>It's difficult to picture a worse choice than Tim Walls.

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<v Speaker 1>And we need to plunge on. Is everybody emotionally ready?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I says October was a blockbuster month. We're

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<v Speaker 1>looking for the clip of the year, roll on, Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>Clips of the year. Our biggest threat to democracy was

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<v Speaker 1>Stirci Purple. Thanks most important election of our lifetime.

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<v Speaker 2>She's in a lot of trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>She can't talk to the press. What would the major

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<v Speaker 1>changes be and what would say the same?

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<v Speaker 8>Sure, well, I mean I'm obviously not Joe Biden, and

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<v Speaker 8>so that would be one change.

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<v Speaker 2>Services that's done. A thing that comes to mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think Donald Trump is a fascist?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes? I do?

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<v Speaker 1>Leo Nazis fascists in America.

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<v Speaker 4>People still follow this fascist pig.

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<v Speaker 2>Then, I don't know what else to say. Spring time

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<v Speaker 2>for head Lo and Germany. Meanwhile, here's Harris leading a

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<v Speaker 2>rally that apparently came with free vodka.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm talking about there's a lot going.

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<v Speaker 2>On, Like I don't know if you guys know this,

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<v Speaker 2>but there's literally a floating island of garbage in the

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<v Speaker 2>middle of the ocean right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think it's called Puerto Rico.

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<v Speaker 11>Obviously, that joke does not reflect the views of President Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>Never saw him, never heard of him, and don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to hear of him.

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<v Speaker 5>The fallout from racist and sexist comments that Donald Trump's

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<v Speaker 5>and Madison Square Garden rally.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think that we have to stop getting so

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<v Speaker 1>offended at every little thing in the States of America.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, the word garbage is the hottest thing right now.

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<v Speaker 4>Only garbage I see floating out there is your supporters.

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<v Speaker 2>The content of that section would not be out of

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<v Speaker 2>place in the backpack of an extremist. It's clear there

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<v Speaker 2>are times we have not met our editory in students.

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<v Speaker 1>De nik you, why won't you stand up for me?

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<v Speaker 9>Why won't you stand up for me?

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<v Speaker 12>We're going to recommend to the court that the life

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<v Speaker 12>without the possibility of parole be removed.

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<v Speaker 1>There will be eligible for parole you needed.

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<v Speaker 6>He is the talk of the baseball world in English

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<v Speaker 6>and Spanish and any other language that's close at hand,

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<v Speaker 6>Fernando Valezuela, I.

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<v Speaker 9>Go back, please, I got some nervous plaiting a miss.

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<v Speaker 4>And the Dodgers are wide serious champions.

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<v Speaker 11>It seems like the celebrations definitely got out of hands.

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<v Speaker 13>Reports are four to five hundred people inside of this

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<v Speaker 13>Nike flagship Storre.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh his hand blue, I know igain.

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<v Speaker 9>Oh my goodness, broke O god, I went.

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<v Speaker 8>I went on from.

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<v Speaker 2>I like a girl breaking down in the national anthem?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I go back in time so that this didn't happen?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's not yes or no.

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<v Speaker 1>There are no rules for this.

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<v Speaker 2>This is not supposed to happen. The damage is done

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<v Speaker 2>regardless of what you do at this point. Yes, Michael,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm back here making notes of my favorite clips.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a huge list.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I'm We're gonna have to weed it down, man, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Next, get to the commercial breaks. You're going to be busy.

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<v Speaker 2>We got to get it down to a manageable level.

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<v Speaker 1>One thing that struck me from that set was how

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<v Speaker 1>desperately the media liars tried to turn that stupid joke

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<v Speaker 1>about Puerto Rico into the scandal that will lose the election.

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<v Speaker 1>And there was not a vote in America that was

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<v Speaker 1>cast in either direction because of that, and if it

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<v Speaker 1>was nothing, and if our Kamala, I'd be upset about that.

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<v Speaker 2>You made that the big news story leading up to

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<v Speaker 2>that final week, the Puerto Rico thing that didn't matter

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<v Speaker 2>to anybody, that that didn't help her any And I

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<v Speaker 2>was hoping from that previous section with Bruce Springsteen. I've

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<v Speaker 2>seen a lot of people write that maybe it was

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<v Speaker 2>the death of the whole celebrity influencer with politics. I

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<v Speaker 2>hope so, because I really think, like Bruce with that

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<v Speaker 2>got Trump more votes than it got Kamala Harris and

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of that stuff with Beyonce and Oprah and

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<v Speaker 2>that sort of stuff, I just don't I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>it works anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, partly because Trump had the working class and they

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<v Speaker 1>had the zillionaires.

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<v Speaker 2>Whatever whatever guitar players. We got more clips of the

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<v Speaker 2>air and then we're gonna name the clip of the year,

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<v Speaker 2>and I want to hear abou New Year's resolutions and

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<v Speaker 2>some predictions and stuff like that. So stay here, we're

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<v Speaker 2>in to this segment or one this segment.

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<v Speaker 1>You tide.

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<v Speaker 2>One here and one in the after the bottom.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's do it, though, one here and two after

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<v Speaker 1>the bottom of the hour. Okay, we got three left.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't we Why don't we dive right into it

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<v Speaker 1>and then reconsider our options.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is the Clips of the Year show, and

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<v Speaker 2>we're also trying to nail down what is the clip

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<v Speaker 2>of the year.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a heavy heavyweight. You think Times Person of the

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<v Speaker 1>Year is a lot of pressure. This is excume. You

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<v Speaker 1>could make diamonds in the studio today, friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Because what if we get it wrong?

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<v Speaker 1>Right right? God help us. This is November looking for

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<v Speaker 1>the clip of the year. It's the clips of the year.

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<v Speaker 5>The American people want to stop the chaos and.

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<v Speaker 2>And the dramaa.

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<v Speaker 1>It is entirely possible that we will not have the

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<v Speaker 1>opportunity to ever cast a ballot again.

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<v Speaker 4>These are the kind of guys who are like a

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<v Speaker 4>smacking ass.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to be toasting Madam President tonight. The winner

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<v Speaker 2>is Donald Trump only smokes. Look what happened?

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<v Speaker 5>Is this crazy?

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<v Speaker 1>Clearly fear and anger is what he was marketing. And

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<v Speaker 1>it worked.

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<v Speaker 6>See, the majority has spoken and they said they don't

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<v Speaker 6>care that much about democracy and shall.

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<v Speaker 3>We keep it?

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of our fellow Americans say we shouldn't. There's misogyny.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of the most misogynoust things I've heard came from

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<v Speaker 2>Bright meant what Alice in Wonderland nightmares is going on

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<v Speaker 2>right now?

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<v Speaker 1>It's the economy stupid.

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<v Speaker 13>Do you want to stand up to Trump? I suggest

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<v Speaker 13>you don't ever mention him. I suggest you governed well.

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<v Speaker 13>The American experiment endors We're going to be okay.

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<v Speaker 9>Only when it is dark enough.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you see the stars?

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<v Speaker 9>Joe and I went to.

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<v Speaker 11>Mar A Lago to meet personally with President elect Trump.

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<v Speaker 2>Why wouldn't we He's killing us?

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<v Speaker 1>Can we cook the crap here?

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<v Speaker 8>I am very fastly picking the most epic cabinet of

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<v Speaker 8>all time.

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<v Speaker 2>Who are you thinking about?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, we've got Elon and Matt Gates that it's an

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<v Speaker 8>alien versus predator.

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<v Speaker 5>You as Attorney General, Matt Gaates, that's one of the

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<v Speaker 5>most intelligent members of Congress.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's qualified. The more you get to know

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<v Speaker 2>Matt Gags, the less you're gonna like him. You have

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<v Speaker 2>this stunning reversal.

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<v Speaker 5>One.

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<v Speaker 2>It is clear that my confirmation was unfairly becoming a distraction.

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<v Speaker 13>Except denied the allegations and told police happened in the

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<v Speaker 13>hotel that night was consensual.

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<v Speaker 11>It's increasingly clear it is Donald Trump's world and we're

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<v Speaker 11>just living in it.

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<v Speaker 2>I would describe it as god tier level trolling. So

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<v Speaker 2>he said that's part of his aim here to shake

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<v Speaker 2>up Washington.

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<v Speaker 1>The most effective ad that the Trump campaign ran was,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Kama Harris is for they them and Donald

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<v Speaker 1>Trump is for us.

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<v Speaker 2>Like that's where the left has a problem. They become

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<v Speaker 2>the party of the faculty lounge.

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<v Speaker 8>I'll tell you right, told the president.

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<v Speaker 4>He comes back. I come back, We fix.

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<v Speaker 3>Marry my.

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<v Speaker 1>Sweet leading jagga there, sorry, col is the home and clip.

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<v Speaker 1>He comes back. I come back, We fix this as

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<v Speaker 1>we're good? Is that worthy of the finals? I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know the stress, damn it, there's too much. I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>at my list here, I don't know what. I'm checking

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<v Speaker 1>it twice. I'm sure which way to turn.

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<v Speaker 2>How much time do we got, Michael.

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<v Speaker 1>Depends on your eating habits check. Yeah, you don't look

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<v Speaker 1>good at me? Is the last time I can say it.

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<v Speaker 5>This year.

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<v Speaker 1>We got about a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>You have any interesting on that front. This is a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit of a a brag, probably because I've been

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<v Speaker 2>trying to take care of myself in the last year

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<v Speaker 2>or so, common thing divorced people do. So my Henry

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<v Speaker 2>and I watched Gladiator the other night, the original Gladiator

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<v Speaker 2>from two thousand, because we want to go to the

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<v Speaker 2>new Gladiator, but I wanted to see the first Gladiator first.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd forgotten how good that movie is. That's among my

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<v Speaker 2>favorite movies of all time. That movie is fantastic. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>Russell Crowe is such a stud in that movie. We're

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<v Speaker 2>the same age almost exactly. Oh boy, I look better

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<v Speaker 2>than him today. Now, at this age, I look better

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<v Speaker 2>than he does back then. Obviously not even close.

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<v Speaker 5>But you know.

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<v Speaker 2>When right there, Jack, that's funny though in two thousand,

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<v Speaker 2>if you'd have told me in a few years you'll

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<v Speaker 2>look better than him, how was that happening?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, he's said, let himself go a tad. It happens.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's got a lifestyle. So we got to

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<v Speaker 2>get some more eclips of the year. We'll pick out

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<v Speaker 2>the clip of the air. I do want to get

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<v Speaker 2>to the New Year's resolutions, and I got a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of predictions for next year. Next year twenty five is

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<v Speaker 2>going to be quite a year, certainly politically anyway, hopefully

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<v Speaker 2>not global war e all that stuff on the way.

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<v Speaker 1>Armstrong and Getty.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been looking up at predictions. There's a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>Travis and Taylor get married, or Travis and Taylor break up.

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<v Speaker 2>His predictions for the next year.

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<v Speaker 1>My money is on breakup. I'm hoping married just because

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<v Speaker 1>I like people getting married being happy. But well, I

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<v Speaker 1>tell you what, Let's get the work done then we

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<v Speaker 1>can play later. It's time to you know, business before pleasure.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's plunge on. It's the second half of November. Clips

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<v Speaker 1>of the year.

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<v Speaker 11>And I'll day now all the monkeys that escaped Wednesday

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<v Speaker 11>from a research lab in South Carolina, at least twenty

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<v Speaker 11>five have been recaptured.

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<v Speaker 4>I like to solve the puble.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well, let's hear it. Treat yourself a round of sausage.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, that's it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Being called the four B movement.

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<v Speaker 6>We're not going to settle for low value men that

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<v Speaker 6>don't respect us anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>The fact of these crazoes are out here.

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<v Speaker 4>They're like, we're not touching men.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope that means the more for me.

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<v Speaker 2>I agreed to this, right, and I started a training.

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<v Speaker 6>What the.

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<v Speaker 9>And then he hit it with the right along.

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<v Speaker 1>I stood coming forward, But Paul is lending the clean,

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<v Speaker 1>reffective watchet.

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<v Speaker 2>We need justice, Sabina.

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<v Speaker 8>Hours after Mahomes was targeted and with the chiefs about

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<v Speaker 8>to kick off Monday night, police say burglars stole twenty

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<v Speaker 8>thousand dollars in cash from Kelsey's home and damaged the

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<v Speaker 8>back doors.

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<v Speaker 2>Put a pound.

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<v Speaker 4>How are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>My brother and our professional actors, and we thought, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is our introduction to Hollywood.

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<v Speaker 2>Still owes us five hundred dollars?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there anything do they like? Shellack the banana praise?

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<v Speaker 2>Shellac in the banana is not something we need. Everything's house.

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<v Speaker 1>And the sad and discouraging Tyson Paul fight.

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<v Speaker 2>Tyson landed seventeen punches, and the other day in an interview,

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<v Speaker 2>he said he doesn't remember a lot of the fight.

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<v Speaker 2>He got hit hard enough early that he just doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>remember a lot of the rest of the fight, which

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<v Speaker 2>ain't good for your brain when you're sixty years old.

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<v Speaker 1>And how about that whole stupid four B movement that

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<v Speaker 1>was a thing for about a cup of coffee. I

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<v Speaker 1>remember when girls women were smart and fun and tough

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<v Speaker 1>and cute and great to hang out with and on lines,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not going to give myself up to a

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<v Speaker 1>man who was unworthy. Oh my god, the internet is

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<v Speaker 1>killing humanity. Good luck with that, well whatever, indeed, good luck. Indeed,

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<v Speaker 1>we're working our way towards the Clip of the year.

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<v Speaker 1>What should it be? Text now? Four one KFTC. December

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<v Speaker 1>is epic, it's sprawling. Here we go, the final month

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<v Speaker 1>of clips of the year.

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<v Speaker 2>Those mysterious drones in the skies for weeks. Now, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna tell you the real deal. Iran launched a mothership.

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<v Speaker 2>A mothership. Yeah, I'm gonna tell.

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<v Speaker 1>You the deal.

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<v Speaker 11>Okay, So off the east coast of the United States

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<v Speaker 11>of America, there.

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<v Speaker 1>Is no evidence of any foreign based involvement from coastal vessels.

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<v Speaker 2>It is our job to be vigilant in the federal

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<v Speaker 2>government on behalf of the American public, and we can

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<v Speaker 2>assure their safety by reason of that vigilance.

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<v Speaker 1>He needs to wake up, Pink. He's ignoring the Iranian mothership.

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<v Speaker 2>The new rage item this season is a pardon.

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<v Speaker 8>President issue clemency for nearly fifteen hundred Americans.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you ruled out a pardon for your son? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>but he also believes.

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<v Speaker 11>That the war politics infected the process and led to

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<v Speaker 11>a miscarriage of justice.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you go ahead and pardon with Donald Trump.

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<v Speaker 2>They are the goats of this favorite form of corruption.

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<v Speaker 2>Government is too big, there's too many things, and it

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<v Speaker 2>does almost nothing well, and the.

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<v Speaker 10>Taxpayers deserve better, Trump joked to him. Then maybe Canada

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<v Speaker 10>should become the fifty first state and Trudeau could become

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<v Speaker 10>its governor.

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<v Speaker 2>A second grade student called nine to point one to

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<v Speaker 2>report a shooting how occurred.

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<v Speaker 1>At school.

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<v Speaker 2>Syria. He's a dangerous cocktail.

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<v Speaker 5>This is an amazing geopolitical disaster, particularly for the Russians.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, twenty five percent chance it turns out really well.

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<v Speaker 2>The rebel tells him. There's no more army, no more prisons.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you seriously?

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<v Speaker 5>Says?

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<v Speaker 11>His real name is in fact Salama, Mohammed Salama, And

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<v Speaker 11>it's clear that far from being an ordinary guy as

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<v Speaker 11>he presented himself to be, he was a part of

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<v Speaker 11>Bashar al Assad's brutal regime.

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<v Speaker 10>That if the hostages are not released prior to January twentieth,

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<v Speaker 10>twenty twenty five, there will be all hell to pay

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<v Speaker 10>in the Middle East.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to have a dream at all.

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<v Speaker 8>We really believe that he is not that man he

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<v Speaker 8>was seven years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Cash Plateau. He is the most unfairly maligned person that

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<v Speaker 2>I work with. Trump's enemies quote should be very afraid.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we're going to come after the people in the media.

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<v Speaker 8>The true test of our commitment is weather, in the

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<v Speaker 8>face of an obstacle, roll up.

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<v Speaker 1>Our hands or do we roll up our sleeves?

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<v Speaker 4>And as we.

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<v Speaker 2>Prowse was Daniel Penny cleared of all criminal charges?

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<v Speaker 4>We need some black visialities.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, Louis G.

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<v Speaker 2>MANGIONI hear me on this.

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<v Speaker 1>He is no hero.

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<v Speaker 9>Why I felt joy unfortunately, you know, because seriously, I mean, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Love that the CEOs are afraid right now. You should be.

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<v Speaker 1>But I can't tell you nobody enjoys flying in your airlines.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a disaster.

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<v Speaker 2>Now go poop in a bucket, you beasts. That reminds

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<v Speaker 2>me of a fortune I got at Panda Express the other.

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<v Speaker 1>Night, say IPEd your rights. It was handwritten. That's more

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<v Speaker 1>a confession than a fortune.

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<v Speaker 2>And I can't. I can't, I can't let it go.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I'll never say it again after this year. Kamala

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<v Speaker 2>Harris's belief that she is clever or poetic or something

0:24:18.320 --> 0:24:22.720
<v Speaker 2>is so misplaced. The do we throw up our arms

0:24:23.680 --> 0:24:27.640
<v Speaker 2>or do we roll up our sleeves? Oh, and she's

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<v Speaker 2>rolling through the just people like she's weak for people

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<v Speaker 2>to put them on her shoulders and carry her out

0:24:32.680 --> 0:24:34.600
<v Speaker 2>of the room because it's a Oh they're both arm

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<v Speaker 2>related situations.

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<v Speaker 3>I see.

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<v Speaker 2>That is devastating.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she drops a cliche on you then struts around

0:24:41.280 --> 0:24:42.960
<v Speaker 1>like she unleashed. I have a dream.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pathetic. God, please go away. We got another cliffs

0:24:51.840 --> 0:24:53.680
<v Speaker 2>a dream, We got another clip. Joe and I both

0:24:53.880 --> 0:24:57.280
<v Speaker 2>gave each other the eyeball Mike Johnson's the government's too big,

0:24:57.320 --> 0:24:59.080
<v Speaker 2>It spends too much money and it does nothing well.

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<v Speaker 2>Is I could make that the clip of the year,

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<v Speaker 2>just because I want it to be, you know, the

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<v Speaker 2>clip of the want to be the national motto.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I ought to be printed on the money.

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<v Speaker 1>Every time you finger one of your decreasingly valuable dollar bills,

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<v Speaker 1>you'd see those words.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna break a break, damn it, all these things

0:25:21.320 --> 0:25:22.639
<v Speaker 2>I want to talk about, and we're gonna run out

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<v Speaker 2>of time. Okay, swear all you want, brother, The clock

0:25:25.560 --> 0:25:27.760
<v Speaker 2>doesn't lie. We gotta get a clip of the year

0:25:27.760 --> 0:25:33.200
<v Speaker 2>and a bunch of other stuff. Stay tuned. The quick

0:25:33.240 --> 0:25:37.879
<v Speaker 2>predictions I've got for next year. I think we are

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<v Speaker 2>going with Israel, but we are going to take out

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<v Speaker 2>Iran's nuclear capabilities, which could lead to regime change or not.

0:25:45.160 --> 0:25:46.720
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. But we're gonna take out the nuclear

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<v Speaker 2>which is gonna be a big deal. That's gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>a big deal, but I think Trump will do it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the Ukraine Russia things get settled. Not to

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<v Speaker 2>my dissatisfaction. Ukraine loses a big chunk of land and

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<v Speaker 2>it's over.

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<v Speaker 1>The security assurance. Is there going to be the key? There?

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<v Speaker 2>No doubt.

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<v Speaker 1>I got one for you. On the domestic scene, the

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<v Speaker 1>war against woke actually begins as the Trump administration looks

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<v Speaker 1>at college campuses and the Department of Education looks at

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<v Speaker 1>elementary education, high schools, that sort of thing. The fight

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't yet begun.

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<v Speaker 2>The tax battle is going to be the dominant news

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<v Speaker 2>story political story I think of the year, and it's

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<v Speaker 2>going to be really maddening the way it's covered. But

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<v Speaker 2>we'll be here every day to sort through that. Katie,

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<v Speaker 2>do you have a new Year's resolution I have. I

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<v Speaker 2>have a couple.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I want to try to start journaling because when I

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<v Speaker 3>write it helps a lot.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure.

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<v Speaker 3>And then the other one is I'm hopefully going to

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<v Speaker 3>make a baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, Now that's a new year's resolution.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you need any tips? I've joined in three of them.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess some ideas for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Jack, I assume you're about to U You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>turn to Michael next, or either Michael, what's your New

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<v Speaker 1>Year's resolution? I want to put a little muscle on

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<v Speaker 1>my frame and maybe a stretch more, stretch more.

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<v Speaker 2>That's interesting. I need to get good health.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to you know. Yeah, I want to get

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<v Speaker 1>in good health.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. I dedicated to myself to that this year,

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<v Speaker 2>and it it feels a lot better. I can tell

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<v Speaker 2>you that it feels a lot better. But no big goods.

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<v Speaker 2>As I've mentioned many times, I'm going to try to

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<v Speaker 2>not eat big goods the entire year.

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<v Speaker 1>Similar to Katie who not only stole my thunder, but

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<v Speaker 1>then did a much cooler one than anybody. I can't imagine.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, I can, yes, I can as women or women.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, I have a book.

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<v Speaker 1>I have been organizing. I have barely started working on

0:27:37.240 --> 0:27:40.080
<v Speaker 1>the actual writing, but it's going well. I am going

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<v Speaker 1>to finish it in the year twenty twenty five. Cool

0:27:42.880 --> 0:27:45.280
<v Speaker 1>writing a book, by God? Are you gonna give us

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<v Speaker 1>some hint as to what it is? No fiction or nonfiction?

0:27:49.320 --> 0:27:52.600
<v Speaker 1>It's the Time of the Beavers, my seventh part science

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<v Speaker 1>fiction series. I assume it's not nonfiction. Nonfiction. Correct.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a great project to have, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Think, so I'm very exciting to aout it. So Hanson

0:28:00.840 --> 0:28:05.119
<v Speaker 1>has prepared the finalst everybody's got all these cool New

0:28:05.160 --> 0:28:09.080
<v Speaker 1>Year's resolutions. Miney is I'm gonna stop eating so much pie. Well,

0:28:10.200 --> 0:28:12.240
<v Speaker 1>sound like a paint roll it.

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<v Speaker 12>Don't mess with them in work unless you want to

0:28:21.760 --> 0:28:24.080
<v Speaker 12>get them back from wasn't Trump.

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<v Speaker 4>I really don't know what he said at the end

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<v Speaker 4>of this, and I don't think he knows what he

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<v Speaker 4>said either.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe, you did such a great job.

0:28:31.320 --> 0:28:33.560
<v Speaker 4>You answered every question you know.

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<v Speaker 9>I love you, Joe.

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<v Speaker 6>One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness.

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<v Speaker 9>And I come from the.

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<v Speaker 8>Middle class, and I grew up in a neighborhood of

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<v Speaker 8>folks who are very proud of their lawn.

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<v Speaker 1>And particularly the return of the sussg the hostigue. I've

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<v Speaker 1>got a busy day to day after the show, a

0:28:58.520 --> 0:28:59.360
<v Speaker 1>busy day of work.

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<v Speaker 11>I've got a busy see day Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and

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<v Speaker 11>so on.

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<v Speaker 8>Let's talk about the fact that President Trump incited an erection, and.

0:29:09.880 --> 0:29:10.680
<v Speaker 9>Maybe that too.

0:29:12.320 --> 0:29:16.120
<v Speaker 4>It spelled fanny. It's spelled fanny like your ass.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, somebody's leash blind, bad built bush body that would

0:29:21.720 --> 0:29:25.920
<v Speaker 2>not be engaging in personalities. Correct. Oh what now, Yeah

0:29:25.960 --> 0:29:28.000
<v Speaker 2>you're not. You don't have enough intelligence?

0:29:28.080 --> 0:29:28.360
<v Speaker 1>True?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh girl, baby girl. Oh really, government is too big.

0:29:34.520 --> 0:29:36.960
<v Speaker 5>There's too many things, and it does almost nothing well and.

0:29:37.160 --> 0:29:38.440
<v Speaker 2>The taxpayers deserve better.

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<v Speaker 4>If you want to really see something that said, take

0:29:42.320 --> 0:29:53.880
<v Speaker 4>a look at what happened in Springfield. They're eating the

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<v Speaker 4>dogs the people that came in. They're eating the cats,

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<v Speaker 4>they're eating they're eating the pets.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the people that live there.

0:30:03.240 --> 0:30:06.080
<v Speaker 4>And this is what's happening in our country, and it's

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<v Speaker 4>a shame.

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<v Speaker 13>They're eating the dogs, the people that came in, they're

0:30:11.320 --> 0:30:15.520
<v Speaker 13>eating the cats, they're eating they're eating the pets of

0:30:15.640 --> 0:30:17.360
<v Speaker 13>the people that live there.

0:30:18.640 --> 0:30:23.040
<v Speaker 9>They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats, salmon.

0:30:23.240 --> 0:30:31.160
<v Speaker 3>They're eating the pens, the people that live They're.

0:30:29.240 --> 0:30:32.800
<v Speaker 1>Eating the dogs, eating the cats.

0:30:34.160 --> 0:30:36.880
<v Speaker 2>They're eating the pens, the people.

0:30:36.720 --> 0:30:37.760
<v Speaker 3>That live there.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are your finalists for clips of the year. Those

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<v Speaker 2>are all really good.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was a montage. Because the number of the

0:30:48.440 --> 0:30:50.560
<v Speaker 1>clips were long issue, we would have run out of time.

0:30:52.000 --> 0:30:55.400
<v Speaker 1>We had intense discussions during the commercial break, in which

0:30:55.800 --> 0:30:58.040
<v Speaker 1>there was a great deal of affection for the Peanuts

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<v Speaker 1>version of their eating the dogs, They're eating the cat's.

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<v Speaker 2>We almost went with the assassination attempt, just because all

0:31:05.920 --> 0:31:08.320
<v Speaker 2>of us were struck emotionally by it hearing today and

0:31:08.320 --> 0:31:10.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm not exactly sure why I hadn't heard it in

0:31:10.040 --> 0:31:13.520
<v Speaker 2>a while or something, or just the full realization of Wow,

0:31:13.600 --> 0:31:14.760
<v Speaker 2>how different things could have.

0:31:14.800 --> 0:31:18.920
<v Speaker 1>Turned out right, and how miserable the Secret Service failures were.

0:31:19.000 --> 0:31:25.840
<v Speaker 1>It's an incredibly impactful clip. What we ended up going

0:31:25.920 --> 0:31:28.880
<v Speaker 1>with barely barely. This is one of the toughest decisions ever.

0:31:29.760 --> 0:31:32.640
<v Speaker 1>This is the longer version because it tells the whole

0:31:32.720 --> 0:31:34.080
<v Speaker 1>story and changed history.

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<v Speaker 12>What I've done since I've changed the law, what's happened,

0:31:41.400 --> 0:31:43.600
<v Speaker 12>I've changed it in a way that now you're in

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<v Speaker 12>a situation where there are forty percent fewer people coming

0:31:47.160 --> 0:31:50.080
<v Speaker 12>across the border illegally. That's better when he left office,

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<v Speaker 12>and I'm going to continue to move until we get

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<v Speaker 12>the total ban on the total initiative relative to what

0:31:57.640 --> 0:32:00.440
<v Speaker 12>we're going to do with more border patrol, more.

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<v Speaker 4>President Trump, I really don't know what he said at

0:32:04.640 --> 0:32:05.080
<v Speaker 4>the end of this.

0:32:05.800 --> 0:32:12.120
<v Speaker 2>I don't think he knows what he said either. There

0:32:12.200 --> 0:32:14.040
<v Speaker 2>was a lot of build up to that moment, obviously,

0:32:14.120 --> 0:32:16.000
<v Speaker 2>as we all know, but that was the turning point.

0:32:16.080 --> 0:32:18.440
<v Speaker 2>That's when it was cooked. That's when Biden was done.

0:32:18.840 --> 0:32:21.320
<v Speaker 2>He held on for a while, but that you know,

0:32:21.520 --> 0:32:23.960
<v Speaker 2>that's when Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, all the media, that's

0:32:23.960 --> 0:32:27.920
<v Speaker 2>when everybody's like, okay, this is or And there was

0:32:27.960 --> 0:32:28.520
<v Speaker 2>so much more.

0:32:28.440 --> 0:32:31.400
<v Speaker 1>Than the Trump wise crack. It was saying out loud

0:32:31.440 --> 0:32:32.720
<v Speaker 1>what everybody saw.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, And I don't think he does either. Is the

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<v Speaker 2>key right right? Hanson? Real quick? You got a New

0:32:42.320 --> 0:32:44.520
<v Speaker 2>Year's resolution? Are you gonna you're gonna do Final Thought? Okay,

0:32:44.560 --> 0:32:50.480
<v Speaker 2>we'll let you do Final Thought. Awesome, Coot, no intro

0:32:50.600 --> 0:32:52.560
<v Speaker 2>for this one. We had our special clothes. Here's your

0:32:52.680 --> 0:32:55.320
<v Speaker 2>host for finals, that is Joe Getty.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get a final thought from everybody on the crew.

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Angelow lead us off, just said big thank you

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<v Speaker 1>to everybody on the staff for working so hard. You

0:33:02.440 --> 0:33:04.520
<v Speaker 1>guys do a great job, and I hope you all

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<v Speaker 1>have a great Merry Christmas and New Year's love working

0:33:07.320 --> 0:33:10.120
<v Speaker 1>with you guys. Thank you. M Dog right back at you,

0:33:10.280 --> 0:33:13.640
<v Speaker 1>Katie Green, our steamed new as woman. A final final thought, Katie.

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<v Speaker 2>I totally echo what Michael just said.

0:33:15.560 --> 0:33:17.640
<v Speaker 3>Working with you guys as a blast, and I hope

0:33:17.640 --> 0:33:18.640
<v Speaker 3>everyone has a merry Christmas.

0:33:18.720 --> 0:33:19.479
<v Speaker 2>Nap you here as well.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fabulous. Thank you for saying so. Jackie final thought.

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<v Speaker 2>We gotta get handsome the first time.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh sorry, Hanson, I forgot go ahead. That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not used to it perfectly fine. Thank god for you, Jack, Joe,

0:33:31.680 --> 0:33:33.840
<v Speaker 2>Katie and Michael. Without you, I don't know what I'd

0:33:33.880 --> 0:33:38.080
<v Speaker 2>be doing, Probably collecting knits next to the curb in

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<v Speaker 2>front of the gas station or something that's.

0:33:42.840 --> 0:33:44.640
<v Speaker 1>Similar. Yeah. Jack final thought.

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<v Speaker 2>I love this job. Happy every year that I get

0:33:47.480 --> 0:33:49.000
<v Speaker 2>to do it. Can't wait to come back and talk

0:33:49.000 --> 0:33:51.400
<v Speaker 2>about twenty twenty five. Thank you to everybody that works

0:33:51.440 --> 0:33:51.920
<v Speaker 2>on this show.

0:33:52.520 --> 0:33:52.680
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:33:52.760 --> 0:33:54.880
<v Speaker 1>My final thought, it is a pleasure and honor to

0:33:54.960 --> 0:33:57.160
<v Speaker 1>work with you all. You're just so terrific. We're lucky

0:33:57.200 --> 0:33:59.320
<v Speaker 1>to do what we do. Thanks everybody for your support,

0:33:59.760 --> 0:34:02.960
<v Speaker 1>your beautiful notes and emails and stuff like that. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>be back raring to go in January.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't believe you have New Year's resolutions like have

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<v Speaker 2>a baby, write a book, and my nies, eat less pie.

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<v Speaker 2>See you next year. God bless America.

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<v Speaker 13>Hey, any of you are looking for any blast minted

0:34:20.200 --> 0:34:21.040
<v Speaker 13>gift ideas for me?

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<v Speaker 1>I have one. I like Frank Shirley, my boss, right

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<v Speaker 1>here tonight.

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<v Speaker 5>I want him bought from his happy holiday slumber over

0:34:30.320 --> 0:34:32.279
<v Speaker 5>there Melody Lane with all the other rich people. And

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<v Speaker 5>I want to balk right here with a big ribbon

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<v Speaker 5>on his head, and I want to look him straight

0:34:38.280 --> 0:34:39.600
<v Speaker 5>in the eye, and I want to tell him what

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<v Speaker 5>a cheap lyne, no good, rotten for fleshing, low life

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<v Speaker 5>snake looking, dirt eating and bread over stuffed, ignorant, blood sucking,

0:34:48.560 --> 0:34:53.680
<v Speaker 5>dog kissing, brainless, hopeless, heartless, fat ass, bug eyed stiff

0:34:53.760 --> 0:34:56.600
<v Speaker 5>leg It's funny lift wear a headed sack of mon

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<v Speaker 5>is he he?

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<v Speaker 9>Loia?

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<v Speaker 5>Really, where's the title?

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<v Speaker 1>Armstrong and Getty