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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's taking the worst part of

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Speaker 1: air travel and making it fun. With wheel of Seats

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Speaker 1: before you board, each passenger spins the wheel to find

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Speaker 1: out which seat you get on the plane.

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Speaker 2: Come on first class, first Class.

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Speaker 1: Thirty eight D, right next to the lavatory.

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Speaker 3: Darn yeah, you'll be next to Alexis.

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Speaker 2: Better luck next time.

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Speaker 1: With Laser Stories, a segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser.

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Speaker 2: Those other layover lovers just don't.

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Speaker 1: This first laser story is out of Florida. A twenty

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Speaker 1: one year old woman named Alexandra Dominguez came home from

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Speaker 1: work and he immediately noticed something was off. She lived

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Speaker 1: with her family, mom, dad, and her brother. Yeah, no

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Speaker 1: one was home at the time, Okay, but that wasn't

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Speaker 1: the weird thing. Alexandra became angry because she was missing

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Speaker 1: her favorite PlayStation video game. That's why I download all

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Speaker 1: my games now.

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Speaker 3: Isn't it why you refuse to ever live with your

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Speaker 3: family again too, just in case they messed your video game? Shout.

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Speaker 1: So when her family came home about an hour later,

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Speaker 1: no questions were asked. She immediately shoved her mother to

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Speaker 1: the ground and placed her hands around her neck, trying

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Speaker 1: to choke her.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, maybe your brother not your mom.

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Speaker 1: Well then Alexandra's younger brother tried to break it up,

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Speaker 1: but she turned on him as well, quote grabbing his

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Speaker 1: groin and squeezing.

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Speaker 2: My gosh, just how siblings fight. Not the old plunger

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Speaker 2: move if.

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Speaker 3: You're twenty one years old said about a video game,

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Speaker 3: like just say it out loud and realize how stupid

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Speaker 3: that shouts.

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Speaker 1: Luckily mom got free and managed to call the cops. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and Alexandra was arrested for domestic battery that happened last spring,

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Speaker 1: and the case already went to court. The evidence was

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Speaker 1: so convincing the jury only needed twenty minutes to convict her. Okay,

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Speaker 1: took a Florida record.

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Speaker 2: Why didn't just email me and tell me how much

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Speaker 2: time I'm going to do?

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Speaker 3: So?

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Speaker 2: Where does it stand now?

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Speaker 1: Alexandra is facing up to five years in prison for

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Speaker 1: attacking her family over a missing video game. Turns out

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Speaker 1: it was found underneath a pair of her jeans that

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Speaker 1: she accidentally left out.

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Speaker 3: That's why the rule in our house is you can't

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Speaker 3: ask mom until you looked for at least thirty seconds.

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Speaker 2: All that rule I thought.

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Speaker 1: You was going to be like, keep your pants on

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Speaker 1: when you play your video.

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Speaker 2: I don't care about that.

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Speaker 3: There's no rule about pants in my house. Absolutely.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of the far East.

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Speaker 1: If you're a non confrontational person who's tired of being

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Speaker 1: annoyed by loud neighbors, wouldn't it be great if you

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Speaker 1: could just hire a tough guy on door dash to

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Speaker 3: Especially because that guy's gonna be a lot more intimidating

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Speaker 3: than say, alexis knocking right down or else.

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Speaker 2: Choir, I'm so sorry, I'm saying sorry, I'm sorry. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, Japan has a rent a person industry, which has

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Speaker 1: all sorts of options, like you can rent grandmothers, pretend siblings, friends,

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Speaker 2: Like muscle for big moves.

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Speaker 1: There's also some niche offerings like kawhi hito, which is

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Speaker 1: the term for scary people, and they say that's people

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Speaker 1: with intimidating appearances, like men with a lot of tattoos,

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Speaker 1: shaved heads, and bulky physiques, and those.

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Speaker 3: Guys are usually the biggest teddy bears out of bad.

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Speaker 3: You know, it's not funny how.

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Speaker 1: That works, But if you pay them enough, they'll turn

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Speaker 1: on the scariness. The company says these scary people are

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Speaker 1: available for accompanying customers when resolving interpersonal disputes.

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Speaker 2: Such as dealing with people who bully you in the.

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Speaker 1: Workplace or school okay, neighbor issues, settling your financial disagreements,

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Speaker 1: or even trouble with extramarital.

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Speaker 3: Affairs that's gonna get messy.

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Speaker 1: On one hand, this seems like it actually could be

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Speaker 1: kind of useful as a support system, although critics would

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Speaker 1: say hiring thugs like this kind of makes you a

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Speaker 1: gangster yourself.

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Speaker 3: If you just call it rent a person, it doesn't

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 3: I give you say I hired a thug. That sounds criminal,

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Speaker 3: But I.

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Speaker 2: Rented a person to physically intimidate. Yeah, yeah, sounds sounds

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Speaker 2: so normal.

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Speaker 1: It's also unclear what happens if your target also hires

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Speaker 1: scary people, so then you got scary versus scary.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I hope that there's a picture on the

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Speaker 3: bio of the person you're hiring, just so you know, yea,

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Speaker 3: you don't want to be catfish.

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Speaker 1: It hasn't happened yet where both parties have both hired

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Speaker 1: scary rent to people, but it wear each other. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but when it does, it will be featured in a

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Speaker 1: laser story and I will tell you how that went down.

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Speaker 1: This next laser story is out of toy town.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 1: Star Wars fans, get ready to drain your savings accounts

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Speaker 1: for Lego because they just announced their most expensive set ever.

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Speaker 3: I walk into a Lego store and my kid will

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Speaker 3: be like, I want that one. I look at the

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Speaker 3: price tag. I'm like, You've got to be kidd, unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: You need to hire one of those scary rent to

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Speaker 2: people to tell your child.

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Speaker 3: No, Oh, I tell him no, I'm not scared to

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Speaker 3: tell him. My kid nom that other people would rent.

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Speaker 2: That's true, but this one is not a millennium Falcon.

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Speaker 2: It will cost you one thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: Though.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, do I go in on this with friends.

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Speaker 3: I have seen in the storefront they have a full

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Speaker 3: sized storm Trooper. Is that what it is?

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Speaker 1: It's not that this one is the infamous Death Star.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. How big is it?

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Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, it's really big. I will say it's

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Speaker 2: it's not the entire orb.

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Speaker 1: It's a very large cross section of so it's split

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Speaker 1: down the middle, and it's part of the Ultimate Collector series.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't look like it's worth one thousand dollars said

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Speaker 3: the same. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: If you look at the Millennium Falcon, which is like

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Speaker 1: six or something, it's.

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Speaker 2: Way cooler, Brooks. How dare you say that?

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Speaker 1: It has over nine thousand pieces and comes with thirty

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Speaker 1: eight original Star Wars characters including hold On, hold On,

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Speaker 1: you can bash it when I'm done, including three versions

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Speaker 1: of Luke Skywalker and two separate versions of Hans Solo,

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Speaker 1: not to mention all of the different droids.

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Speaker 3: It looks like it has. It doesn't look like it

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Speaker 3: has very many moveable pieces that you build.

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Speaker 2: It's like a Star Wars Barbie dollhouse. Yeah, the dream.

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Speaker 3: House Star Wars.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not done with the description yet. So yeah,

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Speaker 1: it also comes with many different rooms like the trash Compactor,

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Speaker 1: Emperor Palpatine's Throne, Princess Leah's Holding Cell, and the Imperial

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Speaker 1: Shuttle Hanger.

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Speaker 3: The Force will be with you.

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Speaker 2: Let's see Barbie do that? Yeah, I mean she's a limo.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, an elevator that goes up and down.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, Luke, you lose this round.

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Speaker 3: They would have put a slide on it into a pool.

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Speaker 3: Maybe we would have bought it. Yeah, there's no slides

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Speaker 3: in Star Wars. There should be.

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Speaker 1: If you're going through the trouble of building it yourself,

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Speaker 1: you'll want to make sure you have a spot to

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Speaker 1: display it because it is about two and a half

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Speaker 1: feet tall and three feet wide. So the new Lego

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Speaker 1: Death Star comes out on October fourth, but you can

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Speaker 1: sign up for early access and we'll have the link

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Speaker 1: on our Insta stories at Brook and Jeffrey. And speaking

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Speaker 1: of expensive Star Wars items, Darth Vader's lightsaber, the actual

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Speaker 1: lightsaber from both the Empire Strikes Back in Return of

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Speaker 1: the Jedi, just sold all the real one for three million,

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Speaker 1: six hundred and fifty four thousand dollars at auction yesterday.

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Speaker 3: My god, my god, actual evil billionaire most likely the world.

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Speaker 1: It is the most ever that a Star Wars item

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Speaker 1: has been auctioned off four of all time.

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Speaker 3: Do you think that the actors are like God? I

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Speaker 3: wish I would have stole that from a set.

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Speaker 1: The only item that could possibly go for more is

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Speaker 1: Princess Leiah's sandal because a certain mystery buyer has his

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Speaker 1: little green hands all over it. When do you have

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Speaker 1: it for personal use? And that sound means Laser Stories

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Speaker 1: has come to an end for the day. We'll do

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Speaker 1: it again the same time on Wednesday

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,