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Speaker 1: One of our listeners wanted us to prank her husband,

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Speaker 1: who's a longtime Chicago Bears fan. In fact, he's been

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Speaker 1: a season ticket holder for the past eleven years, has

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Speaker 1: attended almost every home game in that span. So yeah, sorry,

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Speaker 1: Jake knows he's been sure some rough times, but it's

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Speaker 1: about to get even rougher because Team Customer Relations is

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Speaker 1: about to tell him about the new policy change at

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Speaker 1: the stadium, one that he might find very surprising. In

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Speaker 1: your phone tap right now? Hello, Hi, am I speaking

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Speaker 1: with mister Marlin? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, who is this?

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Speaker 1: Hi, sir? Thank you? I work for the Chicago Bears.

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Speaker 1: I'm vice president of crowd Customer Relations over at Soldier Field. Really, yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: what's going on?

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Speaker 2: What's happening?

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Speaker 1: Well, first of all, I just wanted to reach out

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Speaker 1: and thank you for being a season ticket holder for

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Speaker 1: the last eleven years. Yeah, yeah, you know, that's quite

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Speaker 1: a run. That's why we're calling all of our longtime fans,

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Speaker 1: just to let them know we're going to be moving

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Speaker 1: towards a more quiet stadium experience going forward.

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Speaker 2: Quiet quiet, quite right? You are you kidding me? Man?

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: It's part of a new policy where the Bears are

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Speaker 1: testing out a more family friendly fan experience.

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Speaker 2: How does that work?

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Speaker 1: Well, you can still root for the team, just silently,

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Speaker 1: you know, in a way that won't disturb others, especially

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Speaker 1: the visiting team.

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Speaker 2: Now you got to be kidding me.

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Speaker 1: Well, sir, sir, No, this isn't a joke. I'm serious.

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Speaker 1: Your section section four forty five has been designated as

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Speaker 1: a note sir? Can you please stop laughing? Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: we really do sound like a Bears fan, I'll give

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Speaker 1: you that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, do you really work for the Bear?

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Speaker 1: I do, sir, and I'm trying to let you know

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Speaker 1: that your section section four forty five has been designated

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Speaker 1: as a no cheering zone.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, you know I needed this man.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, I know it's been a rough go for

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Speaker 1: us over the years, so I know you needed a laugh.

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Speaker 1: But I'm being very serious with you.

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Speaker 2: Oh oh man, you gonna give me a heart attack.

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Speaker 1: Man. Okay, you got your laughs out and you understand

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Speaker 1: that we are changing your section to a no cheering zone.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's great. I want to come to it. I

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Speaker 2: want to experience that, right. Can I drink? Can I

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Speaker 2: bring a couple of beers in there.

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Speaker 1: You can drink. But here's what you need to know

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Speaker 1: going forward. You are allowed to clap politely. So what

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Speaker 1: you're doing right now, ul sir, it would not fly.

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Speaker 1: This is too loud. It would violate the no noise

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Speaker 1: policy we're installing.

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Speaker 2: Man, you know that's why I will be drinking talking.

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Speaker 2: Calms down, man, Okay, Well.

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Speaker 1: That's probably highly recommended for you. Okay. In addition to

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Speaker 1: the light clapping, you are allowed to whisper chance.

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Speaker 2: Give me an example.

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Speaker 1: Well, if we're on defense, you could chant defense.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, that's hey, look that sounds creepy, man.

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Speaker 1: Well it's an option for you, and it'll sound a

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Speaker 1: lot better when the entire section is doing it. But

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Speaker 1: yelling or screaming or laughing maniacally will lead to immediate

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Speaker 1: removal and we would have to revoke your tickets as well.

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Speaker 2: Hey, do do your bosses know that you're on the

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Speaker 2: phone talking like this?

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Speaker 1: Man, they're the ones who came out up with this policy.

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Speaker 1: So my job is to relay it to the fan base.

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Speaker 2: This is a ridiculous fans what part exactly? Oh but

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Speaker 2: I hey, I give it to you, man, it's funny.

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Speaker 1: I'm not really sure what's funny here, Sir. You're being

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Speaker 1: told that your section is being redesignated as a no

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Speaker 1: cheering zone.

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Speaker 2: So if I cheer, am I going to go to jail?

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Speaker 1: All right, sir? Are you mocking me right now? Oh

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Speaker 1: my god?

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Speaker 2: Oh man, you wasted my time, buddy, I gotta go

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Speaker 2: to work, man, So like, I accept the no cheering

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Speaker 2: thing and all of that. Okay, you got anything else

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Speaker 2: on me?

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Speaker 1: Actually it's one more note. Well, when the Lions come

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Speaker 1: into town, you are going to have to cheer for them.

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Speaker 2: Now you're talking crazy.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean you can understand that they don't have

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Speaker 1: enough fans. They don't have enough fans to cheer for

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Speaker 1: their team. We need, right, you need to give them

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Speaker 1: a little bit of support.

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Speaker 2: I've been nice. I listened to all this garbage money.

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Speaker 1: Well, you kind of laughed through it. It wasn't very nice. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the joke's over now, buddy, Not according to your wife, Kathy.

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Speaker 1: She wants the joke to keep going.

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Speaker 2: Kathy, what oh buddy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so maybe you're catching on that You're right. I

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Speaker 1: don't work for the Bears. I'm actually from a radio

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Speaker 1: show called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Oh, we're

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Speaker 1: doing a prank on you.

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Speaker 2: You know what, You know what? You made my day.

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Speaker 1: You should thank your wife Kathy for it because she

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Speaker 1: said that you're a huge Bears fan, so she wanted

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Speaker 1: to mess with you.

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Speaker 2: I knew it was kind of creepy, but I had

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Speaker 2: a long day. O. Man, it was nothing like having

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Speaker 2: a nice long laugh.

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Speaker 1: Dan, can I get a whisper chant for defense before

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Speaker 1: we go?

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Speaker 2: Say enough?

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Speaker 1: That's super creepy.

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Speaker 2: Weakcause every morning was tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning