Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone.
Speaker 2: Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tab. Dear Elvis Durant.
Speaker 2: Our daughter Natalie just turned eighteen, and she wants a tattoo.
Speaker 2: My wife is so against it. But I'm a little
Speaker 2: more liberal since I have a few tattoos myself. I
Speaker 2: think it'd be great if I call my wife and
Speaker 2: told her my daughter doesn't care what we think. She's
Speaker 2: away at college. She can make her own decisions. She's
Speaker 2: decided to get her first tattoo. My wife will flip.
Speaker 2: This comes to us from Tom Buddetti. All right, Tom's
Speaker 2: gonna phone tap his wife. Tom starts to call to
Speaker 2: his wife on his own with Skeary on the line
Speaker 2: as the tattoo artist, and then Natalie will call her
Speaker 2: mom as she's on her way to the tattoo parlor.
Speaker 2: If you're a mom with a kid about to get
Speaker 2: a tattoo, you can relate. If you're like us and
Speaker 2: you want a tattoo, you can relate. This is a
Speaker 2: phone tap for everyone. Let's listen in to today's phone tap.
Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, Hi, how are you.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 3: Natalie made an appointment to get a tattoo today. Appointment
Speaker 3: What she made an appointment to get a tattoo today
Speaker 3: at four o'clock, and I got him on the line. Now,
Speaker 3: I conferenced him. He was calling me to ask our
Speaker 3: permission because she was uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: She's waited an appointment to get a tattoo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I spoke her before.
Speaker 4: She didn't say one god damn thing about it.
Speaker 3: He's on the line, Hey, I don't hello.
Speaker 5: Hey, how you doing hello, missus Bedetti. Yes, Brad from
Speaker 5: Rad's Tattoos, has everything?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 5: Your daughter had made an appointment to come out here.
Speaker 5: She was looking for something on the lower back.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm not giving my permission.
Speaker 5: But yeah, you know I was talking to her husband
Speaker 5: here and like he's like mad chill you know, Nope.
Speaker 4: She doesn't have my permission.
Speaker 3: Well I don't see the big deal.
Speaker 4: Really, you and I were supposed to discuss things before
Speaker 4: they were agreed.
Speaker 1: You know, all the cool kids are doing it.
Speaker 4: Ma, I don't really care.
Speaker 5: We had a lot of tattoos here. We got Sculling
Speaker 5: the Crossbones is really popular right now?
Speaker 4: Sculling Crossbones? What is she out of her mind?
Speaker 3: But they were all getting it.
Speaker 4: Rob, I'm not giving my permission.
Speaker 1: We're very clean it's a very sanitary place.
Speaker 4: You know what, I gotta go. I can't talk about
Speaker 4: this right now.
Speaker 1: You know, we're board certified, we have our license.
Speaker 3: He stand that, But that's what your concern is.
Speaker 4: No, and I'm not happy if you say yes to her,
Speaker 4: I'm not going to be happy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she's eighteen. Now what am I going to say?
Speaker 3: You know, the rules don't apply anymore that they did
Speaker 3: when she was a minor and she was living at home.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well they'll apply if I take all her money
Speaker 4: from her checking account and put it into mind.
Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, you guys can hash this out.
Speaker 5: I got to run in the back and make sure
Speaker 5: we get these needles sterilized.
Speaker 4: We're at a hot water that's just great, just great.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't see what you're making a big deal
Speaker 3: about it. I think we should just let it get
Speaker 3: a tattoo.
Speaker 4: But you were kidding At first. I thought this is
Speaker 4: a phone tag or something.
Speaker 3: No, it's not a joke or anything. It's legitimate. Why
Speaker 3: do you think I'm upset? I mean because I don't
Speaker 3: want to get in the middle of it. But what
Speaker 3: am I going to do? I'm trying to talk in
Speaker 3: the middle of it.
Speaker 4: Because obviously you gave her permission. I'm not saying yes
Speaker 4: the end. Okay, I have to go a goodbye there.
Speaker 1: All right, Natalie, how you doing?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Now you call your mom and tell you're on your
Speaker 1: way to the tattoo place.
Speaker 3: All right, all right, cool?
Speaker 1: All right? Here I'm dialing out.
Speaker 4: What hey, mom? Are you ready phone? What are you
Speaker 4: talking about? Are you going to start tattoo at four o'clock? Yeah?
Speaker 4: How could you not tell me that all the times
Speaker 4: you spoke to me because I knew that you'd be
Speaker 4: upset with me?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: Yeah, of course I can't believe you, Natalie. All the
Speaker 4: trust that I had in you is gone. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I am not happy. Where is the tattoo going? I'm
Speaker 4: not sure yet. I thought when Daddy called me it
Speaker 4: was a joke. I thought he was phone tagging me.
Speaker 4: Do you have nothing to say? I don't know what
Speaker 4: to say. Okay, am I gonna have to leave like
Speaker 4: one hundred dollars in your checking account all the time
Speaker 4: because I can't trust you to take money up for
Speaker 4: certain things. No, well, obviously you're gonna do what you
Speaker 4: want anyway, but I'm not happy about it, and I've
Speaker 4: lost all my respect for you. I'm walking into the
Speaker 4: place right now. Yeah, I'm not happy with you, Natalie.
Speaker 4: My mom.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I spoke to her before. She wasn't really
Speaker 1: cool about this.
Speaker 4: Natalie, are you out of your mind? No, she's not
Speaker 4: very happy.
Speaker 1: I shall get over. She's probably got some meat and
Speaker 1: tattoos herself. No, Hi, where do you want to put this?
Speaker 4: I was thinking maybe like on my back.
Speaker 1: You want to do two, I'll tell you. I'll give
Speaker 1: you one the front, one in the back.
Speaker 4: How does that sound all right? I'm trying to hold back, Natalie, Okay,
Speaker 4: I'm trying to hold back by screaming I have to go.
Speaker 4: I can't. I can't even talk to you mom.
Speaker 1: Yes, you want another choice?
Speaker 4: What's the other choice? Bad?
Speaker 1: I phone tap you.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm going to kill your father.
Speaker 1: It's scary jokes.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. I am shaking my blood pressures sky high.
Speaker 4: I was going to pass out. I was just about
Speaker 4: to get in my car and come to New Paulton
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