Speaker 1: The Nick. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am welcome to
Speaker 1: the show. It's Nicki Plaser Podcast. It's Tuesday. I'm in
Speaker 1: studio with Andrew Colin back in St. LOUI with Noah
Speaker 1: is in Era Zona via the computer. Even though no,
Speaker 1: I don't know why, I just feel like over the
Speaker 1: weekend it was it was like we didn't skip a
Speaker 1: beat like some I kind of think that Zoom works
Speaker 1: to make you feel like you're in the room with
Speaker 1: the person. Do you know what I mean, Like if
Speaker 1: you hang out with him every day on Zoom? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean you could do that. You haven't. I'm sure
Speaker 1: you have friends that were there that you haven't talked
Speaker 1: to you once in six months, I know, but they
Speaker 1: felt like less tangible when I was like, your look
Speaker 1: at your body like I can't, but no, I feel
Speaker 1: like it does feel the same. Also when I came
Speaker 1: to see you guys in Phoenix, because I'm so you
Speaker 1: guys are a little tiny like blurs on my computer?
Speaker 1: Are you saying? We were basically fucking big in person?
Speaker 1: And then I'm this podcaster in the game is Chinese
Speaker 1: little podcasters? But seeing you in person, I just like
Speaker 1: I felt like my eyes kind of cross because I
Speaker 1: had I was just kind of my brain was processing
Speaker 1: two people that I see on a daily basis who
Speaker 1: are now life size. Why don't why does anyone talk
Speaker 1: about I mean, I'm sure there's articles about it, like
Speaker 1: what does zoom actually work? Or does you know to
Speaker 1: make us feel like we're hanging out with people? Like
Speaker 1: is it enough? Like was it something that helped during
Speaker 1: the Like I feel like we haven't even gotten into
Speaker 1: now that we're out of the pandemic as much as
Speaker 1: like you know, in denial of it now or just
Speaker 1: tired of it. People being at the airport yesterday, no
Speaker 1: one wearing masks, it being so crowded. I'm just like,
Speaker 1: what changed, Like, isn't everything guide that's still the same,
Speaker 1: Like I'm still getting COVID dusted for every time I'm
Speaker 1: on a TV show or anything like multiple so that
Speaker 1: Hollywood world is still like you know, April in terms
Speaker 1: of like how much testing and masks and stuff, But um,
Speaker 1: maybe like April little laxer than do you think that it?
Speaker 1: Like it must be better than just phone FaceTime or whatever,
Speaker 1: Like it's got to give you something. I mean, I
Speaker 1: think if you're in a long distance relationship. It helps it.
Speaker 1: You just see mannerisms if you're just yeah, mannerisms, but
Speaker 1: if you're a man, Oh my god. Jodie Mitchell just
Speaker 1: learned how to play guitar again after having a brain
Speaker 1: aneurism in two fifteen. Did you see that? What happened?
Speaker 1: So she I didn't know she had a brain aneurism,
Speaker 1: which is always a thing you hear about just kills
Speaker 1: you in an instant. You know, I didn't even know
Speaker 1: you could survive them. I mean maybe I I thought
Speaker 1: that there was different kinds. But she had a brain aneurism.
Speaker 1: She I was just watching this clip last night. You
Speaker 1: guys gotta go see it. Um look up Joni Mitchell.
Speaker 1: She performed over the week with Brandy Carlyle somewhere, and
Speaker 1: she's so old I thought we would never hear her
Speaker 1: sing again. And she has extreme stage fright, so she
Speaker 1: had to learn that again. But Joni Mitchell never liked
Speaker 1: to perform live unless she forgot it probably, But she
Speaker 1: said she was doing an interview and she said she
Speaker 1: forgot Um, wait, what do you mean? She doesn't even
Speaker 1: know where? You can't have stage fright if there's no stage.
Speaker 1: She's afraid of stage four cancer, um, which we all
Speaker 1: should be. I have stage four or four fright, stage
Speaker 1: four friend. I mean I had a friend and a
Speaker 1: friend and my uncle's friend died of a brain in
Speaker 1: yours and my brother ran them over with a golf cart.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if they're related, Like if those
Speaker 1: two things, oh, like, I mean, we would have to
Speaker 1: have like a neurows if you've been run over by
Speaker 1: a golf cart, get your brain checked. That's what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: even though what about your good nephew. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: ship dude was insane, I know, okay, But Joni Mitchell,
Speaker 1: she's talking to this guy, this reporter, and she said
Speaker 1: she had to relearn. She was like, I'm learning how
Speaker 1: to play guitar again watching YouTube videos. I don't know
Speaker 1: of herself or whatever, but she's like to see where
Speaker 1: my fingers go on the guitar. It's interesting to see
Speaker 1: someone who is so proficient at guitar learn again but
Speaker 1: be very good, Like she's just naturally good, you know,
Speaker 1: Like whatever is going on like that competitive with someone, yes,
Speaker 1: because it's like, oh my god, Joni Mitchell started from
Speaker 1: the same place I did, and yet she is so
Speaker 1: good you have a full brain. I know, and I
Speaker 1: have what excuse do I have fingers? I'm pickslexic. Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: that would I want to get that last name, so
Speaker 1: maybe it would help me hold the pick. I think
Speaker 1: one of those country stars. But Jo was saying that
Speaker 1: she not only had to relearn how to play guitar,
Speaker 1: she had to relearn how to get up from a chair,
Speaker 1: like get out of bed, like things, like like things,
Speaker 1: and some days I need to learn how to do that.
Speaker 1: And it's because my dog needs walking. But like learn
Speaker 1: how to get down on a bed. We all know that. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm drip eighteen episodes ago, maybe thirty four thirty four
Speaker 1: mannerisms mannerisms, but yeah, FaceTime. But anyway, Joni Mitchell, it
Speaker 1: was just interesting. I love you know. I love this.
Speaker 1: I love seeing I have a bit in my act
Speaker 1: about it about like I like seeing YouTube videos of
Speaker 1: like the beautiful, the beauty queen who fell in a
Speaker 1: fire and had to develop a personality because her face
Speaker 1: is burned off, so she is like when you're stripped
Speaker 1: away of this thing that you totally depend on all
Speaker 1: the time, Like, what are you capable of learning a
Speaker 1: new face? I don't know, well, no, it's like my asshole,
Speaker 1: like going through fishers and everything I had to become
Speaker 1: a new man. Did you have to, like, has there
Speaker 1: ever been anything like that for you? Where I think
Speaker 1: it's maybe even like death, like where you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: I came on my spouse to always be there and
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden and it's like, obviously that's
Speaker 1: the worst thing to happen, but you have to relearn,
Speaker 1: like you just take things. It's about taking things. For granite,
Speaker 1: panic attacks are like many granite granted, panic attacks are
Speaker 1: like many like restarts of like I'm gonna die and
Speaker 1: then you're like, Okay, I gotta do these things. Like
Speaker 1: they're like things like little mini ones, you know, girls
Speaker 1: trip We were talking about anxiety about like Anya's like
Speaker 1: hand hurts a little bit, and yeah, she goes oh,
Speaker 1: and then she goes oh. It's not like I know
Speaker 1: we talked about this before. But I am so grateful
Speaker 1: I don't have that that thing of like my head
Speaker 1: hurts and I go tumor I just go, oh, my
Speaker 1: head probably just hurts right now, it's gonna go away.
Speaker 1: I mean I almost have the opposite of it, of
Speaker 1: like it'll go it's fine. And then you never hear
Speaker 1: that old joke where the guy goes, h he goes
Speaker 1: to a doctor. He goes, I'm in so much pain.
Speaker 1: I touched myself here, it hurts. I touch myself here,
Speaker 1: it hurts. I touched myself a broken finger. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like kind of a metaphor for something something out there. Um,
Speaker 1: it's so Anya goes to like something. Well, a lot
Speaker 1: of the girls are the trip. We're saying that. It
Speaker 1: was like they struggle with that of like a little
Speaker 1: cough and they go, oh, I have lunk or like
Speaker 1: I have my I see like a little floater and
Speaker 1: it's like okay, or my my eye twitches. It's as
Speaker 1: l Yes, I've used to do that sl American sign language. No,
Speaker 1: I meant uh a L s we no, No, that's
Speaker 1: American language sign No a L S yeah, Gara. My
Speaker 1: eye twitches, and I'm like I'm learning sign language. I
Speaker 1: think this might be a symptom whatever. Just kindn't want
Speaker 1: to learn sign language. I think it's like a, well,
Speaker 1: that's loud and glare. No, that's not that's you don't
Speaker 1: know what they're inside. Language was like, um, well this
Speaker 1: in England means you too, which is interesting sign turned
Speaker 1: around because we do p signs with the palm forward.
Speaker 1: This is fine, This is not good anywhere. I just
Speaker 1: feel like there's it's there's something there. It almost figure
Speaker 1: my desire to suddenly learn sign language, which has been
Speaker 1: about for like a year and a half now, this
Speaker 1: creeping like whenever I see it online, I watch it
Speaker 1: and I'm just fascinated by it. That makes me think
Speaker 1: something's going to happen to my voice, because why would
Speaker 1: I all of a sudden feel this urge to like prepare.
Speaker 1: It's almost like I'm a prepper, like I need to
Speaker 1: get beef jerky and stuff because something's going to happen.
Speaker 1: Like I feel like I might fall on a fire
Speaker 1: and then you inhale flames in your vocal cords are
Speaker 1: burned like I'm and for me that would be my guitar,
Speaker 1: like my voice. Obviously your hands would be fine when
Speaker 1: you volut the fire. But because the girl that fell
Speaker 1: in the fire on YouTube, she did full face first,
Speaker 1: and I think her hands were fine because she just
Speaker 1: passed out. She was just on a diet. Yes, and
Speaker 1: face And what did you get from Anya though? Like
Speaker 1: what was her conclusion about fearing that her hands, I
Speaker 1: don't think she had did she have one? Noah. I
Speaker 1: think she was just like struggling with it, and I
Speaker 1: was just I guess my conclusion was I was grateful
Speaker 1: of all the things that I struggle with, jumping to
Speaker 1: conclusions of I'm going to die because I am going
Speaker 1: to die, and I just don't I do know that
Speaker 1: it's I have none. This here when I sleep like this,
Speaker 1: you're radially radially in hand and your arm and then
Speaker 1: this would go numb, just this l and then started
Speaker 1: in the L inside his hand, like if you're making
Speaker 1: like a like a loser symbol, like the L like
Speaker 1: along the L. And I told you this story where
Speaker 1: I was in the fraternity and I was I wasn't
Speaker 1: hazing the kid bad, but I was, and he blew
Speaker 1: his nose in the dark, and some of them went
Speaker 1: in his in my mouth, and from there I go,
Speaker 1: this guy focks a lot of girls. I'm starting to
Speaker 1: get radio numb. This this is where I get my
Speaker 1: aids from. I get it. Man, the brain is insane,
Speaker 1: having a man, but and then like having the numb
Speaker 1: this and then living with that and then asking my dad,
Speaker 1: I checked my not when you ask him to touch
Speaker 1: Did he touch your penisogue? Wh for so long? What
Speaker 1: do you need to tug it? So? How the come
Speaker 1: helps me get rid of the cancer out? Well, it's
Speaker 1: he uses it for the medicines he makes like dead
Speaker 1: snakes that he uses. I don't know. I'm just thinking
Speaker 1: of what a guy would take medicine, Nikki, he's not
Speaker 1: practicing any What was your your takeaway from Girls Weekend?
Speaker 1: Now that we've had like a day to process. I
Speaker 1: mean I barely had a day because I was in
Speaker 1: the did you did you have you would? Flight delays? Two? Right?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. The travel part was the worst thing
Speaker 1: in the world for me. But four in the morning
Speaker 1: after we stayed up to like two and a half hours,
Speaker 1: or we stayed up till two thirty, and then I
Speaker 1: couldn't betting everyone just sleeping on the floor, like well
Speaker 1: camp no Celina's house. I'm not kidding you. Every room
Speaker 1: is besides two, like the I'm in the second third
Speaker 1: best room and it's like, wait, why are you third best?
Speaker 1: Because it's like, because it's third best, it still looks
Speaker 1: like a master metas just kind of no, we kind
Speaker 1: of just were like who because we had to double
Speaker 1: up in beds, but they were all like king or
Speaker 1: queen beds, and we love sleeping together anyway, and um,
Speaker 1: I love sleeping in a bed with another man on
Speaker 1: a on one of those kinds. It's so fun, like
Speaker 1: you feel protected somehow more in all of the friends
Speaker 1: that I sleep with sleep like little like sarcophic guy.
Speaker 1: Like they don't like they're not splaying out like gross.
Speaker 1: They're just all very quiet. They all like white noise.
Speaker 1: They all wear sleep masks. We're all like girls who
Speaker 1: are going to take care of ourselves, so we're all
Speaker 1: just like peaceful like and um, yeah, I mean this
Speaker 1: house was insane. I talked about it on yesterday's podcast,
Speaker 1: but it is insane how nice it is and um,
Speaker 1: just the way it's decorated, like it was a nightmare
Speaker 1: for me because spray tan and like I can't touch
Speaker 1: anything because all white, all everything is white or babage.
Speaker 1: Hampton's houses are a lot like like you like they're
Speaker 1: like it's just summer, relax, but don't sit on any furniture.
Speaker 1: But I mean, I want to say I was thinking
Speaker 1: about it and Sarah Lena was such a gracious host,
Speaker 1: because when you have eight people in your house that
Speaker 1: you designed and you put so much effort into and
Speaker 1: everything is brand new, she did not give a ship
Speaker 1: about us leaving our stuff around, how we like use things.
Speaker 1: Not once did I see her getting annoyed. She she
Speaker 1: not wonderful. She didn't know. I'm kidding, like it is
Speaker 1: actually wild, how chill she is like she I mean,
Speaker 1: every single piece of furniture she has is like top
Speaker 1: not like really well designed. She picked it out like
Speaker 1: she's she'sn't and she could not. She didn't care at all.
Speaker 1: All her towels had so much orange all over them.
Speaker 1: She did not care. She didn't care. There was crap everywhere,
Speaker 1: and like you walked in this place, it was immaculate.
Speaker 1: I don't even know where she put her stuff. She started.
Speaker 1: I was like, where are your things? She started opening
Speaker 1: cabinets and like the cabinet would be completely clear, and
Speaker 1: then there would be a bin with things in it.
Speaker 1: But I'm like the bin was even organized, Like the
Speaker 1: bin was tucked away in an organized way. It was
Speaker 1: just it was so nice, I would say. And then
Speaker 1: we left. So Noah left it four in the morning,
Speaker 1: and then he got to the airport and you had
Speaker 1: like so many delays. My uh, the pilot was late,
Speaker 1: he was stuck in traffic. So of course first the
Speaker 1: flight was delayed initially for some reason. They board us
Speaker 1: on the plane and they kept us waiting an hour
Speaker 1: and a half on a plane there was no air conditioning.
Speaker 1: Did give us jet fumes. Yes, it's only about a
Speaker 1: pilot being like he's hung over, he left too late
Speaker 1: to get to it. Yeah, it just humanizes your pilot
Speaker 1: in a way that you're like, I don't need that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Remember we had that the one time we're on the
Speaker 1: flight and some guy that had to check out the engine.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, there's only one guy in town, and
Speaker 1: we're like, what the Like, I don't want to hear
Speaker 1: that he has a gender, a name, like I wanted
Speaker 1: to be machine, like I wanted to be. Yes, I
Speaker 1: was pilot. I would never be upset at anyone who's
Speaker 1: like running late, because I know how tense that is,
Speaker 1: especially if it's to work. What I was upset about
Speaker 1: was like, why didn't you just like let us off
Speaker 1: the plane, wait at the gate again and then scan
Speaker 1: us back in and just totally you know what, I
Speaker 1: am upset? At pilots, and I seriously want to make
Speaker 1: a statement, Why do you not alert us more of
Speaker 1: updates about what is going on? Why do we have
Speaker 1: to wait forty five minutes for each update? I don't
Speaker 1: even care if the update is. There's no new updates.
Speaker 1: Stop just sitting up there in silence. Stop telling us.
Speaker 1: And I've said this before, No one needs to know
Speaker 1: the temperature where we land, the direction of the speed,
Speaker 1: the speed um nor the wind the wind speed. We
Speaker 1: don't need to know anything else except when are we
Speaker 1: going to leave? When are we gonna land? And then
Speaker 1: when they're delayed, no one tells you what the new
Speaker 1: landing time is. You have to pull up your app
Speaker 1: and find it. I don't care about takeoff time. I
Speaker 1: want to know when I land. And now we're delayed
Speaker 1: and I have to do fucking math, and then I've
Speaker 1: just subtracted time zones the simplest ship that we need
Speaker 1: to know, pilots, what some pilot right to me? Why
Speaker 1: are you not telling us more updates? And I know
Speaker 1: you're like, because we don't have updates. Tell us then
Speaker 1: that we don't have updates, pilot right like saying, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: still waiting on updates. This is frustrating for us as well.
Speaker 1: Like I've heard pilots say that before. Yesterday, My the
Speaker 1: guy at El LaGuardia was like, um, he didn't say
Speaker 1: cluster of updated goes. You know, I appreciate your patience
Speaker 1: for the cluster fuck that is LaGuardia. But he didn't
Speaker 1: say cluster, but he said that the nightmare of travel
Speaker 1: that is LaGuardia Airport. Like he acknowledged it. I know
Speaker 1: you have the ability to do that without getting fired.
Speaker 1: Let us know what's going on. And by the way,
Speaker 1: when there's turbulence and you are not updating us of
Speaker 1: like how it is for you up there. I don't
Speaker 1: have stress when there's turbulence, but everyone else on the
Speaker 1: like I would say fifty percent of people on a
Speaker 1: plane have extreme fear of dying in a plane crash,
Speaker 1: yet they're still traveling. Have a little empathy for those
Speaker 1: people and let them know when there's turbulence that everything's okay.
Speaker 1: Because when there is silence and there's nothing coming from
Speaker 1: the pilot and it's getting very bumpy in the back,
Speaker 1: and you warned us about turbulence an hour ago, it
Speaker 1: might be a bumpy flight or you just go, uh,
Speaker 1: take your seats like that is not enough because then
Speaker 1: when the when it gets really bumpy, I'm picturing you
Speaker 1: up there going, oh my god, so just get over
Speaker 1: the thing and just go. Uh ladies, gentlemen, this is
Speaker 1: very average, like, don't worry about it, everything's fine, Like
Speaker 1: give us something. Why what prevents you from giving people
Speaker 1: peace of mind when you know as a pilot that
Speaker 1: things are not going to go in a and if
Speaker 1: you do crash and you've lied to us and say
Speaker 1: we're not gonna crash, we're all gonna die, No one's
Speaker 1: gonna hold you accountable for that. Just fucking lie to us.
Speaker 1: Why why? I don't understand. If there was an airline
Speaker 1: that communicated all the time with its passengers, they would
Speaker 1: get more people flying than any other one because the
Speaker 1: rest of them don't communicate at all, and the people
Speaker 1: at the desk working the counter. I know you deal
Speaker 1: with rude people all the time, but the way you
Speaker 1: are able to completely ignore people who aren't standing right
Speaker 1: in front of you, even though I know you can
Speaker 1: see me in your periphery is fucking expert mind boggling um.
Speaker 1: Disassociative psychopathic behavior and I want to understand how that
Speaker 1: develops over time and how I mean it's just yesterday
Speaker 1: I was like, I was telling on you about my
Speaker 1: five hour delaid flight, which was it's fine. I understand
Speaker 1: planes don't work, people don't show up. But here's the problem,
Speaker 1: and my final statement on this. You don't let us
Speaker 1: know that you don't know when the plane is going
Speaker 1: to take off. But when my plane is not even
Speaker 1: it says we're gonna take off at two thirty, and
Speaker 1: then now it's three and it still says to thirty
Speaker 1: on the board. Well, I don't feel safe going to
Speaker 1: get a sandwich or something to feed myself because you're
Speaker 1: the plane still says it's taking off any second. Now
Speaker 1: it actually says it took off, and they won't update it.
Speaker 1: They won't actually put it to like, okay, it's delayed
Speaker 1: till five, and you know it's four o'clock so I
Speaker 1: have time. No, it's every every time we go past
Speaker 1: the time, then it will jump to fifteen minutes before.
Speaker 1: It was infuriating, and so I couldn't eat all day
Speaker 1: because I couldn't leave the gate area. So five hours
Speaker 1: I'm waiting. I'm tethered to this fucking gate. It was
Speaker 1: so rude, and I wrote to Anya I was complaining
Speaker 1: about it, and then she sent me a text back
Speaker 1: that said air travel is rape. Nikki, like, is was
Speaker 1: the quote? And I was like, when did I say that? Oh?
Speaker 1: I said all air travel is rape? And she said
Speaker 1: probably two thousand fourteen, and I'm like, it is. It's
Speaker 1: just they can just take advantage of us. They know
Speaker 1: we can't do anything. We are at their fucking it's
Speaker 1: And I know the people behind it are nice people
Speaker 1: just trying to make a living. But please, a pilot
Speaker 1: or someone who works for the airlines, let me know
Speaker 1: why there is no communication to passengers, because that is
Speaker 1: what causes us to lose our minds and scream at
Speaker 1: you because you're you're you're shunning us, cutting someone out,
Speaker 1: giving them the silent treatment is not the way to
Speaker 1: on a business, but it is how Nikki Glazer is
Speaker 1: running for mayor get behind her right here on the
Speaker 1: screen for me. And that's all I'm gonna say, because
Speaker 1: I'm not going to talk to you at because I
Speaker 1: know how well it works. The other candidate was a
Speaker 1: pilot who fucking didn't say anything. I just cannot anymore.
Speaker 1: But you don't have a choice. That's the thing. They
Speaker 1: have a monopoly is fast. What are you gonna take
Speaker 1: a train? Train? Fast train? Chug chug chug chucker. Get
Speaker 1: take a break, We'll be right back and drop coming
Speaker 1: in now, Welcome back to the show. Feeling. I feel
Speaker 1: better after I got that out. I was usually someone
Speaker 1: who doesn't complain about air travel, but man, it got
Speaker 1: to me yesterday. It was a long especially after a
Speaker 1: nice trip like that's alone's when it's worse because you
Speaker 1: want to go in. It's kind of like when you
Speaker 1: take the subway in New York effort having like a
Speaker 1: good show or a nice dinner, and then a guy's
Speaker 1: screaming and there's a piss puddle that's making its way
Speaker 1: down and all that happiness is gone. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: And and and being alone to just being around eight
Speaker 1: girls all weekend and then all of a sudden, I'm
Speaker 1: alone at a gate with just a bunch of people
Speaker 1: going to St. Louis, and I go, God, St. Louis
Speaker 1: is a full of ugly people, and I'm just like,
Speaker 1: I've just came from the hands are like this is
Speaker 1: the ugliest group. Like every single gate was going somewhere else,
Speaker 1: and I could see, like what those people looked like
Speaker 1: in my gate. I was like St. Louis, boy, we
Speaker 1: need to step it up. No offense to ugly people.
Speaker 1: I'm one many days of my life. Um, I have
Speaker 1: some tour dates coming up in the fall, if you wanna, um,
Speaker 1: come see me. Las Vegas, Sarasota, Florida, West Palm Beach, Florida,
Speaker 1: Oklahoma City, Tulsa, New York. Um, New York. I would
Speaker 1: really like you guys to come see at the Beacon.
Speaker 1: I just was there last week taking some video to
Speaker 1: promote those shows. And um, the Beacon Theater is a
Speaker 1: big old theater, So I would love if you could
Speaker 1: buy tickets to that and come see me in New
Speaker 1: York City. It would be awesome. And then, um, fucking
Speaker 1: a lot of European dates might wait for your travel
Speaker 1: in Europe. And what that's going to be like, well
Speaker 1: I did, um it's it's gonna be like thirteen cities
Speaker 1: and like twelve days. I don't even understand what my
Speaker 1: schedule is, but I'm going to tell Aviv And I
Speaker 1: did an interview with uh, the guy from there. Yeah
Speaker 1: they know it. Gave me a word to Baba to say,
Speaker 1: and I go, you know what, it's all, I just
Speaker 1: really want to get into like the culture and like,
Speaker 1: you know, just your way of life, so baba and
Speaker 1: he was like yes, the baba. He was excited that right,
Speaker 1: all you have to do is no one word and
Speaker 1: they're like you are I always feel yeah, of course
Speaker 1: because they're like what else again? Yeah, and it does
Speaker 1: sound like a brand of hummus. Do you mind if
Speaker 1: I say a few things with my dates because I've
Speaker 1: never headlined before. Now I have eight dates and I'm
Speaker 1: like freaking out that no one's gonna go, so please come.
Speaker 1: Uh Nashville, St. Louis, Austin, Indie, Buffalo, Rally, Philly and
Speaker 1: it's all there. It'll all be on Andrew Colin comedy
Speaker 1: dot com. The dates aren't up yet because I haven't
Speaker 1: got the links, but they will be up. Uh it's
Speaker 1: August thirty October, saying well, yeah, it's August through January,
Speaker 1: so anyhow, that will be fun. Go check out um
Speaker 1: tour dates at both of our websites and support our comedy.
Speaker 1: That would be awesome. Come see us live and then
Speaker 1: meet us after the shows. Um yet, in terms of
Speaker 1: these these European cities I have never been to. Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to um Helsinki, never been, but very excited Oslo,
Speaker 1: So freaking excited for Oslo because I'm obsessed with the
Speaker 1: Worst Person in the World, the movie and that is
Speaker 1: shot there, and I think I might. I'm only in
Speaker 1: Oslo for one night and then I got to go
Speaker 1: to Stockholm the next night, but man, I think I
Speaker 1: want to go back to Oslo. Is low from that
Speaker 1: movie which I cannot stop watching. You've seen it, dude,
Speaker 1: I've watched it, probably full because I just watched different
Speaker 1: scenes over and over that we didn't get to watch
Speaker 1: it this weekend. I'm so mad we didn't get to
Speaker 1: watch it because Taylor was like, no, I don't want
Speaker 1: to watch this movie. I hate movies. I only like documentaries. No,
Speaker 1: you carrots are stupid. She hates carrots and movies, any
Speaker 1: fictional movie. And I'm like, bitch, you introduced me to
Speaker 1: The Labyrinth when I was like in high school and
Speaker 1: made me watch The Labyrinth because it was a childhood
Speaker 1: favorite of yours. What kind of magic smell to use?
Speaker 1: Slimer snails, pubbly dogtails? Anyway, Yeah, that was my biggest
Speaker 1: regret to because that movie. I made Sarah Lena watch
Speaker 1: it with me last week, The worst person in the world.
Speaker 1: It's on Hulu streaming right now. You can watch it,
Speaker 1: and you can watch it like you take your time,
Speaker 1: like I think you even said, like I I watched
Speaker 1: half of it, and I think some most people have
Speaker 1: talked to have been chapters, right, right, but like take
Speaker 1: your like if you need to. Well, it's subtitle, just
Speaker 1: letting people it is a book. We I know that
Speaker 1: that's not a big thing to you, but some people
Speaker 1: they see subtitles and they get very didn't know that.
Speaker 1: I had to warn people about that because I got
Speaker 1: a couple of people being like, you didn't tell me
Speaker 1: it was subtitled. I'm like, I didn't know. I had to.
Speaker 1: I didn't know there was a thing. Man, it is
Speaker 1: so freaking good. You haven't seen it yet? No? Right, no,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I wanted to walk together. I know. Well,
Speaker 1: I'll watch it with you if you want to do
Speaker 1: like a Hulu stream fest, because I can't stop watching it.
Speaker 1: It's so freaking good. I haven't almost member watched from
Speaker 1: start to finish again or do you in Norwegian? Start
Speaker 1: know you know when I for a while, I was
Speaker 1: just going back to certain scenes because it is erotic
Speaker 1: and there are certain scenes that and it's so I
Speaker 1: cried so hard and during it in a way that
Speaker 1: was like beautiful that it felt like this is allowing
Speaker 1: me to get out feelings, not in a way that
Speaker 1: makes me feel to us the next day, but I
Speaker 1: will say I felt hungover. I've watched it two times fully.
Speaker 1: The rest of the times I've just watched scenes over
Speaker 1: and over. Um. Both times I felt hungover the next
Speaker 1: day because of like how much emotion it stirred in me,
Speaker 1: because it's just I don't know why. I it's so
Speaker 1: freaking good. How did you feel about it? I mean,
Speaker 1: as someone that dating someone considerably younger. Yes, it obviously
Speaker 1: hit close to home. Yes, without giving too much away,
Speaker 1: Without giving too much away, but I thought it was
Speaker 1: extremely well done. I think it's hard to like her
Speaker 1: character at times, like Fleabag much like humans. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: what I liked about is that the protagonist. You're like,
Speaker 1: do I like her or not? Do I like the
Speaker 1: the there's one character that says or she says at
Speaker 1: one point. I think I feel like I'm the supporting
Speaker 1: role of my of the story of my life. And
Speaker 1: I liked that because you can really relate to every
Speaker 1: single supporting role in that movie too, Like you find
Speaker 1: yourself being like, oh, I'm like the boyfriend. Oh I'm
Speaker 1: like the other guy. Oh I'm like her, I'm like
Speaker 1: and her relationship with her dad, her relationship with herself
Speaker 1: relate Like I said this, uh last time I talked
Speaker 1: about it, but like, I feel like everyone can relate
Speaker 1: to this girl and if and and I think the
Speaker 1: um reviews that came out about it that were negative,
Speaker 1: we're mostly from men, I believe, to be honest with
Speaker 1: you saying that it's like, how could this woman be
Speaker 1: so indecisive and not know what she wants? Because there's
Speaker 1: this one part and this isn't giving anything away, but um,
Speaker 1: you know, her and her boyfriend are talking about kids
Speaker 1: and she's like, I just don't know, like I she's
Speaker 1: thirty and he's quite a bit older, and she's like
Speaker 1: he wants kids, and she's like, I want kids too,
Speaker 1: but like not yet. And he's like, well, what haven't
Speaker 1: you done yet that you need to have kids? And
Speaker 1: she's like, I don't know. And he's like, what do
Speaker 1: you well, let's figure it out so we can do it,
Speaker 1: so we can have kids. And she's like, I don't
Speaker 1: know what it is. And it's like I have never
Speaker 1: related to a statement more in my life of like
Speaker 1: I don't want this, but I don't know why I
Speaker 1: don't want it, and I don't You can't verbalize it.
Speaker 1: You don't know exactly, and you don't know what. It's
Speaker 1: like a pilot in an air like in an airplane
Speaker 1: and he doesn't know what up they am. It's like
Speaker 1: the weather patterns in your city. That because someone wants
Speaker 1: an answer and what you know, what what else could
Speaker 1: you say? Like do you want something more specific from me? Well,
Speaker 1: I think some people want, especially with the kid thing.
Speaker 1: It's like I want to travel more, I want to
Speaker 1: write a book. I want to know what I'm doing
Speaker 1: with my career. She didn't know that was her, that
Speaker 1: was and she didn't really even and there was another
Speaker 1: thing of you know she she is. This isn't the
Speaker 1: first scene of the movie, so it's not giving literally
Speaker 1: anything away, but she's someone who just like picks different
Speaker 1: careers and just keeps shifting, which I really relate to have,
Speaker 1: Like I'll do this now now I'm going to do this. No, this,
Speaker 1: this is who I am, and she says, and and
Speaker 1: even this was another criticism from reporter or like one
Speaker 1: review I read where she chooses to finally be um
Speaker 1: a photographer and then they're like, but it doesn't even
Speaker 1: she doesn't even we don't even see her get into
Speaker 1: the art of it. We just see her hooking up
Speaker 1: with people she's photographing. So it's just like making everything
Speaker 1: sexual for this woman. It's just like no, because a
Speaker 1: lot of times you pick this thing that you're like,
Speaker 1: I love photography, this is what I really care about,
Speaker 1: and then you do it and you're like, this isn't
Speaker 1: it either. But you know what, I can't switch careers anymore.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna stick with it. And how many shows
Speaker 1: what do you want to hear in a black room?
Speaker 1: Is a dark room? I mean a black a dark room,
Speaker 1: being like, oh, I figured out the contrast. And then
Speaker 1: that's a whole fucking scene that's explained why movies aren't
Speaker 1: feminist enough, Like that is so weird to me. But
Speaker 1: and even someone did a there was a paste review
Speaker 1: of My special that I just sent to Anya because
Speaker 1: I knew it was negative and I didn't want to
Speaker 1: read it, and she didn't. She read it and she
Speaker 1: just sent me like, you know, um, she was just like, uh,
Speaker 1: this girl. The review was the headline was Nikki Glazer
Speaker 1: is good clean filth isn't messy enough, which I freaking
Speaker 1: loved because my complaint with my special, which is on
Speaker 1: HBO Max right now, I'd love if you watched it,
Speaker 1: even if you've seen it already, just stream it and
Speaker 1: walk out of the room and put it on mute
Speaker 1: and it will still count for a view. Um I
Speaker 1: um my. My complaint was was that it was too messy.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like the jokes weren't tight enough, the setups
Speaker 1: like I did too many. I was a little bit
Speaker 1: too loose for my style of comedy. But that's just
Speaker 1: what I was feeling that night, and that's fine, and
Speaker 1: it's it's it actually turned out great in that way.
Speaker 1: But that was my biggest complaint was that it was
Speaker 1: too messy. And then she said it wasn't messy enough.
Speaker 1: At her point was this girl is perfect and she's
Speaker 1: lying about being gross, and she's lying about that was
Speaker 1: the whole diconomy of dressing like that, being gross in
Speaker 1: a pretty outfit. Yeah. So I didn't read it, so
Speaker 1: I can't exactly say, but it was like, this girl
Speaker 1: is just very jealous of you, which I honestly I
Speaker 1: relate to being jealous of people that come off as
Speaker 1: like so quoft. But I was very quiet, spray tan,
Speaker 1: full hair and makeup, versacey, vintage dress that fit me
Speaker 1: to a t, cool boots like that made it interesting
Speaker 1: to me. What next one You're gonna be in garbage
Speaker 1: and you're gonna fucking talk about North Korea. Well, I
Speaker 1: just need to be more of a female comic that
Speaker 1: wears you know, just like what I what John Caparulo,
Speaker 1: It's like, no, I don't it. It was so I
Speaker 1: didn't read it, so I can't actually say, but it
Speaker 1: was just And it's also nice, like anyone who were
Speaker 1: good press is bad press or bad whatever. The bad
Speaker 1: press is good press, so I'll take it. But it
Speaker 1: was it's nice that when you get insulted for something, um,
Speaker 1: it's nice where someone goes like it's it's on a day.
Speaker 1: Like when someone called me told me I was too tall,
Speaker 1: too too fit, Yes, and you go, oh my god,
Speaker 1: because I don't feel that seriously, you're too tall and
Speaker 1: you're going to hit your head on our ceilings so
Speaker 1: you can't come in here. And you're like, oh great,
Speaker 1: yeah house. This reminds me of um when you were
Speaker 1: on Seth Myers last week. You looked so stunning. I
Speaker 1: loved your outfit. Thanks, and you sat there and like myself,
Speaker 1: the basis of your joke was that you and Seth
Speaker 1: look like the Nelson twins or something. Yes, Andrew, I wait,
Speaker 1: who was it you who discovered that first? Unfortunately I
Speaker 1: told you, but yeah, you told me that it looked
Speaker 1: like the Nelson twins and then we just want picture
Speaker 1: and it was you. But it was so fun to
Speaker 1: have two people that look to say that both have
Speaker 1: blond hair, and it was like my favorite part about
Speaker 1: that was, which was so nikki to me, is he
Speaker 1: put it back down on the desk and then you
Speaker 1: grabbed it because you knew that it had to be shown.
Speaker 1: It has to be shown when like Seth and I'm
Speaker 1: mad that we smiled because in the picture they're not smiling,
Speaker 1: and I wish I want to look at the picture better.
Speaker 1: But I came up with that idea of like five
Speaker 1: minutes before the show out, old school letterman. Yeah, So
Speaker 1: that was really fun like this, I Love's extremely great interviewer,
Speaker 1: people's energy, like there's there's a casualness to talking to him.
Speaker 1: That is. I was more comfortable doing that show than
Speaker 1: maybe anyone I've ever done, even podcast where you're like
Speaker 1: alone with a person, but his audience they're really far away,
Speaker 1: like further than you would think. And um, and also
Speaker 1: on that show, the craziest thing is the director Alex
Speaker 1: Viedemeyer and then his stage manager Tom I forget his
Speaker 1: last name. Um. They they both started on that show
Speaker 1: in around I think when seth Meyer started two thousand,
Speaker 1: or maybe they came on a little bit after that,
Speaker 1: but they were both my director and my stage manager
Speaker 1: on Nicki and Sarah Live, which was my first team.
Speaker 1: And so they left I think right after we got
Speaker 1: canceled or maybe um shortly before, and Tom was like,
Speaker 1: we didn't Nicki and Sarah Live, Like it was so terrifying.
Speaker 1: It was the first TV show I ever had. I'm
Speaker 1: hosting Sarah and I are in Times Square with the
Speaker 1: you know t R a window behind us, and it
Speaker 1: is we are going live, like no, I don't even
Speaker 1: know why we did it, and just going to Times
Speaker 1: square I get. I can't even beat myself, yes, because
Speaker 1: it's just such a fucking energy, mind fun. Every day
Speaker 1: you had to do that. Not every day it was
Speaker 1: like yes, but it was once a week. And um.
Speaker 1: But Tom was like our stage manager, and he was
Speaker 1: the guy that was like, you know, did the countdown
Speaker 1: came up to us right before? I mean, he's he's
Speaker 1: the dude on on set who we are communicating with,
Speaker 1: and he was so gentle and so kind, and so
Speaker 1: I just loved him so much, and so I got
Speaker 1: to see him as Mothers Smyers. And then who stops
Speaker 1: by my room? It's Alex Edermeyer, who was the director,
Speaker 1: who was just also so freaking awesome and such a sweet, warm, compassionate,
Speaker 1: cool guy, and like it felt like a little bit
Speaker 1: of a homecoming. And then there's Seth Meyers who looks
Speaker 1: like me, and he came back and was so nice
Speaker 1: and um, and I've hung out with him socially a
Speaker 1: little bit. Um. I think I went to a Scar
Speaker 1: Joe and m Collins Christmas party one year. I got
Speaker 1: to talk to him there, and then he stopped by
Speaker 1: Amy's when I was there in the Hamptons, and so
Speaker 1: we we've hung out a little bit so and Amy's wedding,
Speaker 1: I saw him and there's a great picture of us together.
Speaker 1: But he was just so um. He was so nice
Speaker 1: and it was really fun to come up with. Like
Speaker 1: Chris was there and my publicist was in the green
Speaker 1: room with me, and we're just brainstorming things too, like
Speaker 1: jokes to tell and and things to do on the show,
Speaker 1: and it was ended up being so much freaking fun
Speaker 1: and easy. How do you feel when you go out there?
Speaker 1: Because you know, you you you killed it. You had
Speaker 1: a lot of jokes. Do you feel how do you
Speaker 1: prepare for something like that? And do you do you
Speaker 1: do you want to get to your jokes more than like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, like kind of walk through because I
Speaker 1: don't think people people don't really know it's going on backstage.
Speaker 1: And so like three or four days before you do
Speaker 1: the show, you talk to a producer and they just say, hey,
Speaker 1: do you have anything like usually with comedians. I mean,
Speaker 1: the guy that I talked to forget his um what's
Speaker 1: his name? Oh, he was so nice. I'm sorry I
Speaker 1: forgot your name. You were awesome, such a good producer.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's why the segments shines is when I
Speaker 1: have good producers. Uh there's a woman Rachel at Conan
Speaker 1: that would always produce my segments. But you talk with
Speaker 1: the producer, they kind of ask you if you have anything,
Speaker 1: and generally they come to the table with a bunch
Speaker 1: of ideas because they've scoured your instagram, they've read every
Speaker 1: interview you're doing. They kind of like look for funny
Speaker 1: things that you can maybe talk about. And that's the
Speaker 1: thing with like New York compared to anywhere else, is like, Oh,
Speaker 1: they're gonna do their homework, like this is their job.
Speaker 1: Like they treat it like the biggest job on earth
Speaker 1: to go through your instagram like that pared l a to.
Speaker 1: Like even when I did the talk the producer at
Speaker 1: the talk to was also awesome. She was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: we found this one photo on your Instagram of you
Speaker 1: in your b and I'm like, that's from years ago,
Speaker 1: Like how did you find that? And then just they
Speaker 1: come up with ideas and then I go, actually, that
Speaker 1: one's not great, but you know what it makes me
Speaker 1: think of is this other story I can tell? And
Speaker 1: so I start going through kind of like my act
Speaker 1: because I also David Spade, I think is one of
Speaker 1: the best UM talk show guests there is, and I've
Speaker 1: noticed through the years that he incorporates stuff from his special,
Speaker 1: even especially they're promoting, He'll just do jokes from that
Speaker 1: in person something. He even gave me the advice he
Speaker 1: was like, if you can't show a clip from your special,
Speaker 1: just say, instead of showing a clip, let me just
Speaker 1: do the joke for you and just take over and
Speaker 1: do the joke. And really, what it's about, I find
Speaker 1: is like get having good jokes. I don't like going
Speaker 1: into talk shows and just being like, oh, I'll just
Speaker 1: tell you an anecdote, like I need to have the boom,
Speaker 1: but like I need to have the punch lines to
Speaker 1: get me out of it. Interesting stories are fine, but
Speaker 1: that's what sets me apart from a Demilovado or a
Speaker 1: Alison Bree is that I actually have punch lines and
Speaker 1: I know how to tell a various discinct like punchy story.
Speaker 1: And I think that UM. I also realized that talk
Speaker 1: show hosts, as as someone who's been one before, you
Speaker 1: love when, I guess just like you can just kind
Speaker 1: of like put on the you know, what's the auto
Speaker 1: auto drow? What is it called drive? When you drive
Speaker 1: cruise control cruise control, and you can kind of just
Speaker 1: let them go, set them up and let them go.
Speaker 1: And so I used to think that they would be
Speaker 1: upset because I'm trying to take over their show or something.
Speaker 1: But then I realized they do this every fucking day,
Speaker 1: and usually they're interviewing musicians and actors who don't have
Speaker 1: the ability to do what I do, And so it's
Speaker 1: nice once in a while to just let someone just
Speaker 1: take the ball and just go. When Ronnie Dangerfield would
Speaker 1: sit there, you're gonna say, Ronnie King a little bit.
Speaker 1: I felt beaten down after watching, but you know, by
Speaker 1: more cops. But anyhow, it was cool though. I like, no,
Speaker 1: it's very punchy. Yeah, no, no, Rannie Dangervie would sit
Speaker 1: there and Carson would just let him. Yes, the ones
Speaker 1: I like to watch. I like to watch people get
Speaker 1: set up for just jokes or like a story that
Speaker 1: they are telling for the first time on there, like
Speaker 1: I've never told the first pitch story before. Oh dude,
Speaker 1: that played so well, and seeing the throw for the
Speaker 1: first time, like yeah, like forcing and from that angle
Speaker 1: you actually did throw bad, yeah, like it was actually
Speaker 1: like way, it wasn't I saw two time. I only
Speaker 1: lived it once and then it was bad and the
Speaker 1: audience grown it was perfect. That is perfect. It was
Speaker 1: funny because they were like, do you do you want to?
Speaker 1: Because I go, I still haven't watched it, and he
Speaker 1: was like, would it be Is it okay if we
Speaker 1: watched it? And I go, I don't want to at all,
Speaker 1: but I will do anything for entertainment. So that's the
Speaker 1: only way, which is why I watched my special with
Speaker 1: my parents. For those promo clips that I posted on
Speaker 1: my Instagram, I didn't want to do that in a
Speaker 1: million years. I didn't want to do that. But for
Speaker 1: the sake of entertainment, I will do pretty much anything,
Speaker 1: and sometimes it's the only way to get me to
Speaker 1: do things that I probably need to do, uncomfortable things
Speaker 1: because when you watch yourself do a bad first pitch,
Speaker 1: when you watch look at a picture of yourself where
Speaker 1: you might not be the size you want to be,
Speaker 1: or you might not you know whatever, you force yourself
Speaker 1: to watch your special even though you know it's uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: You learn on the other side of things that it's
Speaker 1: not that bad, and it's also like so funny, so
Speaker 1: funny to make fun of yourself, maybe a little space
Speaker 1: which you threw to the left. I need to think
Speaker 1: of that as much space as there was between and
Speaker 1: where I threw it from every video of myself from
Speaker 1: a little league field, they would also have been bad.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you would like Misterrects. Listen once you
Speaker 1: watch again. It's doctor bomb Boon or whatever they was. Okay,
Speaker 1: we have to get in to the newsst Oh. I
Speaker 1: hope you're having all the swells out there. It's nice
Speaker 1: to be back in person in here. Uh, it's Tuesday, folks.
Speaker 1: You know what that means. It is definitely Tuesday, is it?
Speaker 1: Maybe not? Who knows? Left Turn Turn? I know one
Speaker 1: show that Nicky does like to watch that she's involved in,
Speaker 1: and that's one through six now on HBO Max. The
Speaker 1: next three episodes or maybe four, I don't dropping on Thursday.
Speaker 1: And if you have not seen it yet, I do
Speaker 1: not think that you can get away with not watching
Speaker 1: it because it is not something that takes that long
Speaker 1: to get You will get invested in it, and you
Speaker 1: will you'll pick it on. It's not going to be
Speaker 1: something that you're like watching it. It's so fun and
Speaker 1: I don't even being there. We don't know anything that
Speaker 1: happens right now the cliffhangers is Peter an employe or not?
Speaker 1: And so I Brenna going what is he? What is he?
Speaker 1: And that we all try to get it out and
Speaker 1: she did not give it at anything. Go he's Asian? Letter?
Speaker 1: Um it's I uh yeah. It is so captivating, it
Speaker 1: is so interesting, it's so it's so funny. How funny
Speaker 1: is that one clip of Nico going, if she does
Speaker 1: not hear from you that you called her a don black,
Speaker 1: you will be fucked. Like there's so many funny things
Speaker 1: like that. What about on the date with um what's
Speaker 1: his name? That was boring? So they just go the state.
Speaker 1: We're cutting to the next scene, dude. And one of
Speaker 1: my favorite things that makes me laugh The boys. It's
Speaker 1: the Boys the songs. Why what is that? I think
Speaker 1: that that song was the song originally to the first season.
Speaker 1: That song started out as I think, like serious, like
Speaker 1: they were trying to and then now it's just so
Speaker 1: funny because it's so oh my god. Carston was doing
Speaker 1: the bust tomorrows like I don't even know, Like she
Speaker 1: was talking like like like I don't know, like Tom's
Speaker 1: abs like you gotta listen. I'll get her to do
Speaker 1: it for you. Cherson's impression of Tamaris is so funny.
Speaker 1: And how about on this on the sixth episode? I
Speaker 1: think maybe on the fifth when Mia has the panic attack,
Speaker 1: can we give the real details behind that scene? Yes? Okay,
Speaker 1: So if you have seen the you know the scene
Speaker 1: at the elimination where remember and she's just being a
Speaker 1: little bit like she was already off that night. She
Speaker 1: was probably underslept, stressed out. She doesn't want to send
Speaker 1: I think Duwayne home is who she sends. Spoiler alert. Sorry,
Speaker 1: it really doesn't give it. You can still watch the show.
Speaker 1: It's not going to give anything away. The honestly, Duyne
Speaker 1: is an afterthought. Um what about when Duyne asked for
Speaker 1: a hug and she goes, no, remember that? I remember that.
Speaker 1: I remembered it. I think I was looking at my
Speaker 1: body in the mirror. You were with your shirt off
Speaker 1: in my green room during that. Um so my green
Speaker 1: room was at that house where those eliminations are happening,
Speaker 1: and Andrew is looking at my body. But um so
Speaker 1: what happened? Has a panic attack that Danny goes down
Speaker 1: and like helps her reason and she I know that
Speaker 1: guy to the side. The reason that she and I,
Speaker 1: you know, the reasons are always like dozens of reasons
Speaker 1: adding creating this situation. But I did not know. I
Speaker 1: um so when I do the elimination Kirsten, I think
Speaker 1: or someone asked me, like, do you have Q cards
Speaker 1: And I don't have CUT cards. I have an earpiece
Speaker 1: in and the producers are telling me what to say,
Speaker 1: and then I go, you know, it's there's a loose
Speaker 1: script and then we uh, you know. Then I just
Speaker 1: like kind of ad lib stuff along the way. But
Speaker 1: that's how that's how we run the show, is that
Speaker 1: there's someone in my ear. And at the end of
Speaker 1: that scene, it was to the point where we were
Speaker 1: just about to reveal who's an boy, who's a nice guy.
Speaker 1: Everyone's going to reveal their status. I think it was
Speaker 1: the episode before that, so we needed to kind of
Speaker 1: do a final tally of like, Louise, you've not you've
Speaker 1: eliminated this many F boys and this many nice guys, Tamaris,
Speaker 1: this many F boys, this many nice guys. Now Tamari's
Speaker 1: eliminated all I think all F boys at this point.
Speaker 1: Louise eliminated like mostly F boys and me, I think
Speaker 1: maybe all nice guys she eliminated, and the show is about,
Speaker 1: you know, if the girl. So what the premises If
Speaker 1: the girl at the end chooses an F boy, which
Speaker 1: she can do because by the end they do know
Speaker 1: the status of everyone. She chooses an F boy, she's
Speaker 1: taking a risk because all the money will go to him,
Speaker 1: and he will decide whether or not he splits it
Speaker 1: with her or takes it all for himself. And if
Speaker 1: they choose a nice guy, they definitely split the money.
Speaker 1: So you're trying to eliminate F boys because these guys
Speaker 1: are guys that came into the show. Yes, maybe they
Speaker 1: can change by the end, but it's not likely. It's
Speaker 1: way more safe to choose a nice guy, and it's
Speaker 1: safe for your heart too, even though F boys are
Speaker 1: so attractive for whatever reason. So when I tablished at
Speaker 1: the end, Bill Dixon's in my ear saying like or whoever, uh,
Speaker 1: Sam Dean is saying, like, you know, let's just go
Speaker 1: through and say how many F boys each girl eliminated,
Speaker 1: just to reset. It wasn't about like shaming, like Mia,
Speaker 1: you idiot, you only eliminated this many, you know, F boys.
Speaker 1: It was just to to you know, set it up.
Speaker 1: But Mia, I think was in a state that night
Speaker 1: that was vulnerable and when I said, and Mia, you've
Speaker 1: eliminated all nice guys, it just I think it made
Speaker 1: her feel like I was shaming her, which I understand
Speaker 1: completely after after the fact, I was like, Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: just like repeating a voice in my head. I'm not
Speaker 1: thinking about the context of this. How how she's already
Speaker 1: feeling so upset, and she was already a little off
Speaker 1: that night, and so I walk off and then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, all hell breaks loose because she's having
Speaker 1: a panic attack. And I found out the next day
Speaker 1: it was because of me, And I'm so glad that
Speaker 1: they didn't keep it in. But apparently she was saying,
Speaker 1: why would she say that? Why would she say that?
Speaker 1: I go because Bill Dixon told me to, and honestly,
Speaker 1: and Bill didn't have any nefarious uh needs to say,
Speaker 1: we weren't trying to give it. That just shows you
Speaker 1: how like she she got so enthralled in it, like
Speaker 1: she forgot that it was a TV show and the
Speaker 1: cameras were there and stuff. So maybe she just didn't
Speaker 1: even see that this whole process was happening that's how
Speaker 1: much emotions boys. I mean, it's a real thing. I
Speaker 1: mean I think day yeah, yeah, you have to look like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I can't believe it. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's who you knew. You know what Peter was
Speaker 1: before you knew. And she even said I think it
Speaker 1: may have been her early on, was like, I don't
Speaker 1: care if they're enough boy, I'm still gonna go. Like
Speaker 1: and for me, if I was one of the girl
Speaker 1: playing this game, I wouldn't care who was a nice
Speaker 1: guy and who like I would just I I think
Speaker 1: that I can switch anyone. And I know these girls
Speaker 1: feel the same way. Like I almost want enough boy
Speaker 1: so I can prove that I've flipped one. You know,
Speaker 1: I get it depends if I could pay rent, you
Speaker 1: know my money situation going in, Yeah, I think you.
Speaker 1: I would definitely go for a good girl just so
Speaker 1: I can make sure to get to get the fifty grand.
Speaker 1: But there's a really fun episode coming up where we
Speaker 1: do this challenge where these boys are kind of put
Speaker 1: under the in a pressure situation where they have to
Speaker 1: answer questions or they have to do this thing. And
Speaker 1: what I tho that I didn't Nico getting drunk. Did
Speaker 1: you see that? What do you mean? He got hammered
Speaker 1: and he was trying to talk to t Maris And
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that was one of the reasons why
Speaker 1: she also eliminated him. I never knew that when we
Speaker 1: were there. Oh, I didn't see that scene. Maybe I
Speaker 1: was going in the bathroom or something. He was hammered
Speaker 1: and he was like crossyde and that and that he
Speaker 1: was so cute, was trying to apologize, but he was
Speaker 1: just coming off. That's why that makes sense, because I
Speaker 1: was wondering, why is Samara is so upset with Nico
Speaker 1: that he is not standing up for her instead of um,
Speaker 1: I forget who he was upset with at that time,
Speaker 1: he stood up for Kylan. When Gayland said that she
Speaker 1: was a kissing a kissing machine, Louise was confused of
Speaker 1: what was about her. She was like, I'm not a
Speaker 1: kissing machine. And it was just like, wait, see what's
Speaker 1: happening here because a kissing booth is like literally nineteen
Speaker 1: fifties throwback, Like who then knows what a kissing booth is? So,
Speaker 1: but what I do want to say the next challenge
Speaker 1: the next day, after me as panic attack, we have
Speaker 1: like this challenge, and I hear that, like I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh no, Me is like mad at me and thinks
Speaker 1: that I was like trying to like get her and
Speaker 1: like make her feel bad, which was never my no
Speaker 1: one's attent the show. But I went up to her
Speaker 1: right afterwards or like right before the challenge that you'll
Speaker 1: see on the next episode, and I was like, Mia, listen,
Speaker 1: I am so freaking sorry that, like I don't even
Speaker 1: know what I said. I was just repeating what was
Speaker 1: said to me. And I don't give a funk what
Speaker 1: you do, girl, Like I don't care if you eliminate
Speaker 1: boys are nice guys, it doesn't matter to me. I
Speaker 1: have no judgment. If I were you, I'd eliminating all
Speaker 1: nice guys because gross, they're like too trusted. And so
Speaker 1: we it was good for us because we we had
Speaker 1: a moment where it was like I got to be
Speaker 1: like reel with her and be like, listen, this show
Speaker 1: is stupid, it's nothing matters, let's have fun. I was not.
Speaker 1: I will never ever try to make you feel bad
Speaker 1: or try to like shame you for any of this process,
Speaker 1: because I don't think there's any I know that it
Speaker 1: is very like fraud, Like, oh my god, they're gonna
Speaker 1: choose an way or nice guy. But like, I don't think.
Speaker 1: I didn't think Sarah was dumb last year for choosing Garrett.
Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't think. I don't have any judgment
Speaker 1: on these people because and neither should you watching it,
Speaker 1: because you don't know what it's like being there. You
Speaker 1: don't know what it's like to eat, sleep and breathe.
Speaker 1: Boys and everyone you talk to talk to you about boys,
Speaker 1: and you don't have a cell phone, and you don't
Speaker 1: have TV, and you don't have you are like sleeping
Speaker 1: a little out of me because I mean you sleep.
Speaker 1: All you do is sleep and talk about boys. That's
Speaker 1: all you get to do. And be in hair and makeup,
Speaker 1: and you know the phone or internet. No phone or internet.
Speaker 1: I mean that is insane. You don't. Sometimes they would
Speaker 1: give them like a DVD player, like with like just
Speaker 1: a screen and a DVD player and they could watch
Speaker 1: like their on this island? Where are these guys? And
Speaker 1: Peter comes in and everyone's like, why does me like
Speaker 1: Peter so much? He's famous, dude, he watched him last season?
Speaker 1: And I kept telling all these and I told all
Speaker 1: these girls, listen all. I told the guys I'm like,
Speaker 1: and I think I told the girls too, the reason
Speaker 1: you're attracted to Peter so much is because you have
Speaker 1: you have familiarity with him, which is how I feel
Speaker 1: about celebrities, Like I get so nervous with new people,
Speaker 1: but if I am able to stalk them on the
Speaker 1: Internet or watch their interviews on a podcast, I feel
Speaker 1: like I already know them and I want to date
Speaker 1: them more. And I think that people would say, like
Speaker 1: Peter got a lot of air time on the first season,
Speaker 1: Yes he did. I told all the guys stopping jealous
Speaker 1: of Peter, You're all gonna be him next season, like
Speaker 1: you have been on this show, Like he just has
Speaker 1: one episode more than you. Like, just chill out and
Speaker 1: it's It is interesting though, because Garret and Peter fight.
Speaker 1: Remember being there and hearing about it, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: And that was so fun to watch. It was reminded
Speaker 1: me of like a Zoolander ski. Garrett was so ridiculous,
Speaker 1: and I was proud of Peter for standing up to
Speaker 1: that gigantic tower of a man and almost getting punched, honestly,
Speaker 1: and would have it would have been bad because Peter
Speaker 1: is much smaller than Garrett. Um who, no, uh would
Speaker 1: you be into on f Boy Island if you were contested.
Speaker 1: I think we all asked all my girlfriends in um
Speaker 1: on like who do you think is Brenna clearly into someone?
Speaker 1: And being like and rooting for someone, you can you
Speaker 1: get a sense because you probably don't want to know,
Speaker 1: but who at We text her which guy would you
Speaker 1: be going for on f Boy Island? And I'll tell
Speaker 1: you who. I was just like, please don't let it
Speaker 1: be enough boy, Please don't let him be a enough boy.
Speaker 1: I kind of had the hunch and then I was like, no, no,
Speaker 1: he's like And at first I did not like him.
Speaker 1: I was like the guy from stann Island, Danny, Like
Speaker 1: that's Danny Staten Island. Accent just rubs me the wrong way.
Speaker 1: And I was just like this guy. But then first
Speaker 1: of the things he was saying, he was so attentive
Speaker 1: to me, and I was like, no, he's a good guy.
Speaker 1: Please And then I don't want to say what he is.
Speaker 1: But but either got confirmed or denied that yes, um,
Speaker 1: he would have been the most attracted to him his hair,
Speaker 1: though you wouldn't. You couldn't you could get past that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what the beard makes up for the hair.
Speaker 1: It's a nice beard. Yeah, and he's so nice like
Speaker 1: he was, and he was there for me, and he
Speaker 1: didn't seem full of ship like I know these guys
Speaker 1: coming as f boys, but sometimes they really do get
Speaker 1: swept up in in the like being and he disassociated
Speaker 1: himself from uh Mikey d or whatever when he realized
Speaker 1: this guy was lying to everybody. Yes, I think when
Speaker 1: he went off about being cheated on and it just
Speaker 1: kept going like four times, like he goes, I had
Speaker 1: this girlfriend, she cheated on me, and then I got
Speaker 1: this girlfriend he did four times. I mean four times.
Speaker 1: I know, poor guy, I know, but it's just like
Speaker 1: like you could just say like going like you could
Speaker 1: just do times for um. I don't think I can
Speaker 1: say who I would go for because that would compromise
Speaker 1: my position as a but I think we all can
Speaker 1: kind of probably guess because unbelievable, I beg Brenna and
Speaker 1: I picked the same persont Benedict. Benedict is definitely Andrew's guy,
Speaker 1: Like Andrew would probably go for Benedict. You guys had
Speaker 1: stuff in common. I never talked to him, and I
Speaker 1: wanted to talk to him. Yes, um, I think that's
Speaker 1: for Bennett. Well, I'll tell you. I have an affection
Speaker 1: for Casey because he's been on the show for two
Speaker 1: seasons and he's he's someone I look at as a
Speaker 1: little brother, like because I've I've given him advice with
Speaker 1: his career, like we I like have an affection for him,
Speaker 1: but it's not there's it would just be too weird
Speaker 1: to say him. But I think he is adorable and
Speaker 1: a younger version of me would be like have posters
Speaker 1: of him on my wall. I'm sure, but I gotta
Speaker 1: say the asante is so cute and fun. And also
Speaker 1: I can't deny it. I am Mercedes. I think he's
Speaker 1: there's something charming about me. I know he does, and
Speaker 1: I hate that that is my Auntie can't with him.
Speaker 1: He's too cocky. He's like he plays the game well
Speaker 1: when he goes hey man, thanks Austin for doing all
Speaker 1: my works? How bad was Auston? Oh my god? Oh?
Speaker 1: And Brandon? I I mean I like Peter. I think
Speaker 1: I would be a mess on this show because I
Speaker 1: would be upset that the other girls like God, because
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able to just choose the problem on
Speaker 1: I would want all of them. I think that's not
Speaker 1: the problem. But like, once things are locked in, he
Speaker 1: shows up into Marris's, he's on my tea and Louise
Speaker 1: is like, Okay, I guess it's like, well, it's I
Speaker 1: called DIBs. Um what she's saying. I swear I'm not
Speaker 1: a chuckle fucker. What did someone say about Benedict that
Speaker 1: I laughed so hard over the weekend? God? Man, he
Speaker 1: I do like Benedict a lot. He's a stand up comedian.
Speaker 1: I did not like though. Noah sent me a video
Speaker 1: of him. He did a real on Instagram where that
Speaker 1: he was asking Benedict. He was answering questions about f
Speaker 1: Boy Island and the last question on this series that
Speaker 1: Noah sent me was who was your favorite girl on
Speaker 1: the show? And he said, honestly, none of them said
Speaker 1: they were all bad. They were all bad, is what
Speaker 1: he said. I under it. I go, um that last question, yeah,
Speaker 1: because Noah sent it to me, being like, I go,
Speaker 1: it's probably he was joking, like, there's no way he
Speaker 1: would say that because you and I both know Benedict. Well.
Speaker 1: At this point, Benedict is still very much in the running,
Speaker 1: it's like, why would you say that you fucking like?
Speaker 1: And so I wrote underneath this thing, like the last question,
Speaker 1: what what is that answer? Is that supposed to be funny?
Speaker 1: Because there's not. And they weren't all bad. The girls
Speaker 1: were awesome, by the way, and I want to know.
Speaker 1: I want to write to Louise and say, will you
Speaker 1: tell us if your lips are God given or doctor given?
Speaker 1: Because if they're doctor given, I need to know exactly
Speaker 1: what is in those lips because I wanted in mind
Speaker 1: because she is so sexual and so beautiful, and um,
Speaker 1: they're just the girls were just gorgeous and so sweet
Speaker 1: and I think smart and I'm really proud of the
Speaker 1: casting this season. Um, and all the extra jokes in
Speaker 1: the editing was more than the first season. They did
Speaker 1: so good. Yeah, they're really leading into it and I
Speaker 1: think next season God Willing is going to be even
Speaker 1: funnier because it's just the show is learning what it is.
Speaker 1: And I think the show's a hit. I mean, I
Speaker 1: if you watch the show, you won't stop watching it.
Speaker 1: I don't know anyone who really can stop watching it
Speaker 1: and isn't cited for more episodes, But um, I want
Speaker 1: to do more of the show. It's so fun. I
Speaker 1: want to be on the show so bad. Because now
Speaker 1: I'm watching the reality of it, I'm like, God, damn it,
Speaker 1: I want to be on. I would be great like
Speaker 1: you versus two other like well, I guess they don't
Speaker 1: know Old f Boy islands. Like you know, if if
Speaker 1: there was a different world, I would definitely do it.
Speaker 1: They come. It's not even at the beach. It's just
Speaker 1: like at a coffee shop. I don't know. I was
Speaker 1: trying to think of the ailment and with Tuesday's segment
Speaker 1: Reddit dump karaoke mode. This is your redit dum alrighty
Speaker 1: boom boom boom um. Okay, I uh it's loading. Okay.
Speaker 1: So this is from the subreddit me I r L.
Speaker 1: It's just like funny tweets and different things. This is
Speaker 1: a tweet from It doesn't even say. It looks like
Speaker 1: maybe a Facebook post. The name is blocked out, but
Speaker 1: it said when I bought my giant crystal ball, the
Speaker 1: lady looked at me and looked me in there and said,
Speaker 1: whatever you do, never ever leave it uncovered when you're
Speaker 1: not home. And I said, oh wow, because of spirits,
Speaker 1: And she said what no, because if the sun hits
Speaker 1: in a weird way, it will burn your house down.
Speaker 1: And I liked that. Um oh, this was something that
Speaker 1: I felt like you and all our male listeners or
Speaker 1: those of our listeners, and yeah, um are what's the
Speaker 1: way to our testies? Instead are listeners who have male
Speaker 1: genitalia our besticles. This is from the subpreddit you should know,
Speaker 1: and it says y sk you should know that for guys,
Speaker 1: you can get the quote last drop out quickly by
Speaker 1: a simple gesture last drop meaning of p Okay, guys,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you something you'll thank me for for your life.
Speaker 1: For when you finished peeing, put your finger down there
Speaker 1: behind your balls, just between your legs, and push gently upwards.
Speaker 1: You'll feel the last drop stuck coming forward and going
Speaker 1: out of your penis. In fact, your your wreatha does
Speaker 1: something like a valley, and the last drop is the
Speaker 1: lake in this valley. You can see it here and
Speaker 1: there's a diagram. Um. So yeah. The last drop is
Speaker 1: a struggle for many men, as it often finishes its
Speaker 1: course in the underwear, and this inconvenience can be avoided easily.
Speaker 1: So behind your penis shoot up and then the last
Speaker 1: drop will like drop out and not a yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess yeah, I've gone back into bed with and with
Speaker 1: a wet penis and it's women don't love that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a lot. It's not cool when the guy's wet. Um.
Speaker 1: This is another one from me I r L. This
Speaker 1: is from a tweeter or Twitter named John how three
Speaker 1: o eight and he says, I have a very huge
Speaker 1: respect for those who didn't watch Game of Thrones at all,
Speaker 1: not even a single episode, even with all the noise
Speaker 1: made online and offline, these set of people cannot be
Speaker 1: affected by social pressure, peer pressure, or any kind of
Speaker 1: pressure in this world. And I felt like I'm one
Speaker 1: of them, Like I'm think I watched one episode, but
Speaker 1: I do not understand how people were like that became
Speaker 1: like it's like football from Game of Thrones and football
Speaker 1: are the same for me, of like, this is a
Speaker 1: thing that Americans widely and the worldwide agree is like
Speaker 1: so addictive and important and I could not get on board.
Speaker 1: And I wanted to. I wanted to be in the club.
Speaker 1: My boyfriend I was obsessed with Game of Thrones and
Speaker 1: would have people over and I would just have to
Speaker 1: go take a nap in the next room because I
Speaker 1: couldn't I couldn't get I couldn't understand it, I couldn't
Speaker 1: follow it. There's a lot of um different families. I
Speaker 1: never if I watched every episode, I still have no
Speaker 1: idea what happened. So I'm like your brain, but I
Speaker 1: like stuck with it for some reason. But there's a
Speaker 1: lot of shows I have. I mean, there's so many
Speaker 1: shows that we have. We haven't seen Sopranos Breaking Bad,
Speaker 1: but you have seen those. No, you've never watched. Really
Speaker 1: you would love those though, because you love football. I
Speaker 1: do think they Football and Game of Thrones and sopranos
Speaker 1: all are like in the same thing that of things
Speaker 1: I and I do know that I love the sopranos.
Speaker 1: I just can't stand violence. But I did watch every
Speaker 1: episode of SO but a soprano guy died recently yesterday
Speaker 1: and yes, and he also played um Mr circapulate on
Speaker 1: in Romeo and Juliet Boslerman's Romeo and Juliet. He was
Speaker 1: like jat. He was like the mean Claridians Dad in that. Um. Okay,
Speaker 1: here's another from me to me. I r L for me,
Speaker 1: I r L. It says, babe, you're not an EmPATH.
Speaker 1: You have PTSD from an unstabled household and are sensitive
Speaker 1: to emotional change is a defense mechanism. But I think
Speaker 1: the empaths are always like I just I just like
Speaker 1: feel people's emotions. You feel people's emotions because you're scared
Speaker 1: that your mom or dad is going to haul off
Speaker 1: and smack you, and so you have to be super sensitive.
Speaker 1: And yeah, you're right, it is the same thing. But
Speaker 1: I think some people associate being an EmPATH with like
Speaker 1: like it's like they're a fortune teller, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean, Like it's just a skill they were born with,
Speaker 1: like their teel swan which you have to watch this
Speaker 1: documentary with it's called The Deepest. Really it just turns
Speaker 1: into a real big about Yes, we were just talking
Speaker 1: about weird a conspiracy. Like three years ago was kind
Speaker 1: of like okay, they're okay. You know, there was like
Speaker 1: maybe twenty people really into conspiracies, and now it's like
Speaker 1: it's the biggest thing on earth is diving into the
Speaker 1: Victoria sc one, the one that they present in that one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I think it's not even conspiracy. I'm guessing
Speaker 1: it's like it's this isn't about like having a pizza
Speaker 1: place and having sex. No Wexler gave Epstein like Furner
Speaker 1: million dollars. Will we ever know the truth of all that?
Speaker 1: Final thought over the weekend, we want on a boat
Speaker 1: ride too in the Hampton's on the amazing boat. And
Speaker 1: then we went to this weird island that the boat
Speaker 1: captain told Angel. The boat captain told us that, um
Speaker 1: what was that? It was the second biggest privately owned
Speaker 1: island in um in America. And I was like, um,
Speaker 1: and I was like, and it's the only one that
Speaker 1: isn't overrun by pedophiles. I said some pedophile joke. And
Speaker 1: I think a couple of people were just like, oh,
Speaker 1: Nikki and Er and I was like, and I think
Speaker 1: the Angel, the guy that was talking about it, was
Speaker 1: like laughed a little bit but was deeply uncomfortable. But um, yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just us. It was speed, but we were going.
Speaker 1: We got sixty miles an hour on in the I
Speaker 1: don't even know where we were exactly, some kind of sound, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: long island sound we were going. So it was so amazing.
Speaker 1: Kirsten was like, we were acting like Golden retrievers because
Speaker 1: our faces were like and I was getting we looked
Speaker 1: so wind blown. Um, it was so freaking fun, and
Speaker 1: the wind was whipping my hair around and it felt
Speaker 1: like a guy was like grabbing it, like it almost
Speaker 1: felt sexual. Like the wind made me feel like like
Speaker 1: I love it. It was kind of get the idea
Speaker 1: of why a cigarette boat is such a turn on
Speaker 1: for so fast. Oh my god. And then he had
Speaker 1: this little thing that you can go under the water
Speaker 1: on down. It was so fun. But my swimsuit bottoms
Speaker 1: were loose because I did my sister didn't come on
Speaker 1: this trip. She was supposed to bring me a swimsuit
Speaker 1: because I ended up saying in New York longer and
Speaker 1: I was supposed to come home. I didn't have some suit,
Speaker 1: so I had to borrow one. It was too big
Speaker 1: on me. And Angels like this hot boat captain and
Speaker 1: all my friends are getting naked in front of Angel
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I am not. And when you went
Speaker 1: on this thing, your your swims trunks they would fall
Speaker 1: off immediately, and I just didn't want Halla is on
Speaker 1: this thing completely butt naked, just going through and Catherine
Speaker 1: has her tids out. Everyone's naked, and I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't want my butt exposed. To angel and Um, so
Speaker 1: I didn't get to ride on it as fast as
Speaker 1: I wanted to because my swim trunks were trunks. My
Speaker 1: bottoms were falling off. Um, but yeah, everyone was getting
Speaker 1: naked so much. It was so fun. And I would
Speaker 1: have had we had like a boat captain that wasn't
Speaker 1: like kind of a babe. Not that I was like
Speaker 1: trying to be like he needs to see me naturally,
Speaker 1: I was just like it was just having a man
Speaker 1: on it was a woman boat captain. I wouldn't have cared,
Speaker 1: but it was just too much. But that thing was
Speaker 1: so cool and Hollow was writing it and she said that, um,
Speaker 1: the jets coming out like we're right on her click.
Speaker 1: She was getting turned on by that thing. So it
Speaker 1: basically it's a jet. It's a jet skip that you
Speaker 1: hold onto and she said she went all the way
Speaker 1: to the bottom of the ocean and then back up
Speaker 1: because we were like in nine ft deep water water
Speaker 1: and we're diving off. And we taught Selena how to dive,
Speaker 1: which I didn't know was the thing people couldn't do,
Speaker 1: like it just a natural gentle dive. So she was
Speaker 1: it was really cute to like teach her how to dive,
Speaker 1: like it was like teaching a a kid, but she's
Speaker 1: never learned, so I would she know? It was so
Speaker 1: sweet and she was like proud of herself. It was adorable. Love.
Speaker 1: One of the stull doesn't know. Brenna tried to swim underwater.
Speaker 1: We did that? You know how you have the competition? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she swam. She held her nose with one hand and swam.
Speaker 1: I go, what is this is a joke and but
Speaker 1: it's real, Like people can swim lessons. What the funk?
Speaker 1: How would you know? Um? Yeah, Chris has a hard time,
Speaker 1: uh spelling, like he's not the best speller underwater. Yeah,
Speaker 1: san language. He he struggles with it, I think, and
Speaker 1: it is and I know he does, but not terribly.
Speaker 1: He's not It's not dyslexia or anything like. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: He's one of He's one of the most intelligent people
Speaker 1: I know in my life. And it does no bearing
Speaker 1: on his intelligence. Some people just can't spell, like like
Speaker 1: I can't understand football, and I'm it's like this one
Speaker 1: thing that I'm like, how can I checked? It's bad?
Speaker 1: To me? Is so fucking cute. I it's one of
Speaker 1: my I would never say this to him, but I
Speaker 1: think it's one of the most adorable things in the
Speaker 1: world to me. I mean I would say it to him,
Speaker 1: but like the fact that he and he's not the
Speaker 1: best swimmer either, and though I'm a decent speller and
Speaker 1: probably like I would say, but he's not the best swimmer,
Speaker 1: and but he doesn't care. He still tries very hard
Speaker 1: and doesn't even know he's not a good swimmer. I
Speaker 1: recently was like, and you know, because you're not the
Speaker 1: strongest swimmer, and he's like what, And I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, you just like struggle to swim a little bit.
Speaker 1: I'm not you know, you're just it's not you're you're
Speaker 1: an NBA but your swim skills, natural word athlete, but
Speaker 1: you're just not that. And he's just like, wait, I
Speaker 1: didn't And I was like, oh, you thought you good,
Speaker 1: baby boy. And I just I think there's so much
Speaker 1: cuteness when a man like he's so good at so
Speaker 1: many things, but he I know, that's probably makes men
Speaker 1: feel like when they're not good at things, especially that
Speaker 1: their girlfriend might be good at that, it might make
Speaker 1: us be like, you like, you're not a man. But
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just so freak and cute. How
Speaker 1: do you feel if he lets you win? Is that terrible? No?
Speaker 1: I don't mind that at all, But I don't. I
Speaker 1: wanted to be like acknowledged, like I am severely downgrading
Speaker 1: my talent in order for us to have an A
Speaker 1: guy played ping pong with you on a date, and
Speaker 1: he played left handed to let me win. But try
Speaker 1: as hard as you can left handed or with a
Speaker 1: hand behind your back or whatever it is. I would
Speaker 1: like that, or blindfolded or not at all. Uh, it's
Speaker 1: still where are we now? I don't even know, But yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that our flaws are cute. It was the
Speaker 1: cutest thing ever. Yes, that she didn't know that she
Speaker 1: didn't have to hold her. It literally looked like a
Speaker 1: man he had special needs, like it was. It was
Speaker 1: figure out that too. Yeah, it was unbelievable. And I
Speaker 1: sent three you know, I did three or four before
Speaker 1: you had to breathe. That's pretty cool. But she's probably
Speaker 1: underwater just as long because it took that. It was.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I love Yeah, I love a flaw.
Speaker 1: I love a flaw. I love just a cute like
Speaker 1: oh you no, no, no, nothing like it's so so cute.
Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go. Thank you for listening to
Speaker 1: the show. Do not be cute. We will be back
Speaker 1: here tomorrow and yeah, be quick,