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Speaker 1: The Nick. Here's Nikki. Hello here, I am welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show. It's Nicki Plaser Podcast. It's Tuesday. I'm in

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Speaker 1: studio with Andrew Colin back in St. LOUI with Noah

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Speaker 1: is in Era Zona via the computer. Even though no,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why, I just feel like over the

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Speaker 1: weekend it was it was like we didn't skip a

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Speaker 1: beat like some I kind of think that Zoom works

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Speaker 1: to make you feel like you're in the room with

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Speaker 1: the person. Do you know what I mean, Like if

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Speaker 1: you hang out with him every day on Zoom? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean you could do that. You haven't. I'm sure

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Speaker 1: you have friends that were there that you haven't talked

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Speaker 1: to you once in six months, I know, but they

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Speaker 1: felt like less tangible when I was like, your look

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Speaker 1: at your body like I can't, but no, I feel

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Speaker 1: like it does feel the same. Also when I came

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Speaker 1: to see you guys in Phoenix, because I'm so you

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Speaker 1: guys are a little tiny like blurs on my computer?

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Speaker 1: Are you saying? We were basically fucking big in person?

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Speaker 1: And then I'm this podcaster in the game is Chinese

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Speaker 1: little podcasters? But seeing you in person, I just like

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Speaker 1: I felt like my eyes kind of cross because I

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Speaker 1: had I was just kind of my brain was processing

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Speaker 1: two people that I see on a daily basis who

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Speaker 1: are now life size. Why don't why does anyone talk

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Speaker 1: about I mean, I'm sure there's articles about it, like

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Speaker 1: what does zoom actually work? Or does you know to

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Speaker 1: make us feel like we're hanging out with people? Like

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Speaker 1: is it enough? Like was it something that helped during

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Speaker 1: the Like I feel like we haven't even gotten into

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Speaker 1: now that we're out of the pandemic as much as

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Speaker 1: like you know, in denial of it now or just

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Speaker 1: tired of it. People being at the airport yesterday, no

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Speaker 1: one wearing masks, it being so crowded. I'm just like,

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Speaker 1: what changed, Like, isn't everything guide that's still the same,

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Speaker 1: Like I'm still getting COVID dusted for every time I'm

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Speaker 1: on a TV show or anything like multiple so that

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Speaker 1: Hollywood world is still like you know, April in terms

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Speaker 1: of like how much testing and masks and stuff, But um,

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Speaker 1: maybe like April little laxer than do you think that it?

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Speaker 1: Like it must be better than just phone FaceTime or whatever,

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Speaker 1: Like it's got to give you something. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: think if you're in a long distance relationship. It helps it.

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Speaker 1: You just see mannerisms if you're just yeah, mannerisms, but

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Speaker 1: if you're a man, Oh my god. Jodie Mitchell just

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Speaker 1: learned how to play guitar again after having a brain

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Speaker 1: aneurism in two fifteen. Did you see that? What happened?

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Speaker 1: So she I didn't know she had a brain aneurism,

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Speaker 1: which is always a thing you hear about just kills

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Speaker 1: you in an instant. You know, I didn't even know

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Speaker 1: you could survive them. I mean maybe I I thought

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Speaker 1: that there was different kinds. But she had a brain aneurism.

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Speaker 1: She I was just watching this clip last night. You

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Speaker 1: guys gotta go see it. Um look up Joni Mitchell.

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Speaker 1: She performed over the week with Brandy Carlyle somewhere, and

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Speaker 1: she's so old I thought we would never hear her

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Speaker 1: sing again. And she has extreme stage fright, so she

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Speaker 1: had to learn that again. But Joni Mitchell never liked

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Speaker 1: forgot Um, wait, what do you mean? She doesn't even

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Speaker 1: know where? You can't have stage fright if there's no stage.

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Speaker 1: She's afraid of stage four cancer, um, which we all

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Speaker 1: should be. I have stage four or four fright, stage

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Speaker 1: four friend. I mean I had a friend and a

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Speaker 1: friend and my uncle's friend died of a brain in

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Speaker 1: yours and my brother ran them over with a golf cart.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know if they're related, Like if those

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Speaker 1: a golf cart, get your brain checked. That's what I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: even though what about your good nephew. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: ship dude was insane, I know, okay, But Joni Mitchell,

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Speaker 1: she's talking to this guy, this reporter, and she said

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Speaker 1: she had to relearn. She was like, I'm learning how

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Speaker 1: to play guitar again watching YouTube videos. I don't know

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Speaker 1: of herself or whatever, but she's like to see where

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Speaker 1: someone who is so proficient at guitar learn again but

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Speaker 1: be very good, Like she's just naturally good, you know,

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Speaker 1: Like whatever is going on like that competitive with someone, yes,

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Speaker 1: because it's like, oh my god, Joni Mitchell started from

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Speaker 1: have what excuse do I have fingers? I'm pickslexic. Yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: one of those country stars. But Jo was saying that

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Speaker 1: like get out of bed, like things, like like things,

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Speaker 1: and some days I need to learn how to do that.

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Speaker 1: And it's because my dog needs walking. But like learn

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Speaker 1: how to get down on a bed. We all know that. Hey,

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Speaker 1: I'm drip eighteen episodes ago, maybe thirty four thirty four

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Speaker 1: mannerisms mannerisms, but yeah, FaceTime. But anyway, Joni Mitchell, it

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Speaker 1: was just interesting. I love you know. I love this.

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Speaker 1: I love seeing I have a bit in my act

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Speaker 1: the time, Like, what are you capable of learning a

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Speaker 1: like going through fishers and everything I had to become

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Speaker 1: ever been anything like that for you? Where I think

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Speaker 1: it's maybe even like death, like where you're like, oh,

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Speaker 1: then all of a sudden and it's like, obviously that's

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Speaker 1: the worst thing to happen, but you have to relearn,

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Speaker 1: like you just take things. It's about taking things. For granite,

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Speaker 1: panic attacks are like many granite granted, panic attacks are

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Speaker 1: like many like restarts of like I'm gonna die and

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Speaker 1: then you're like, Okay, I gotta do these things. Like

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Speaker 1: they're like things like little mini ones, you know, girls

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Speaker 1: trip We were talking about anxiety about like Anya's like

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Speaker 1: and then she goes oh. It's not like I know

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Speaker 1: we talked about this before. But I am so grateful

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Speaker 1: I don't have that that thing of like my head

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Speaker 1: it's so Anya goes to like something. Well, a lot

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Speaker 1: of the girls are the trip. We're saying that. It

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Speaker 1: snakes that he uses. I don't know. I'm just thinking

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Speaker 1: of what a guy would take medicine, Nikki, he's not

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Speaker 1: practicing any What was your your takeaway from Girls Weekend?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. The travel part was the worst thing

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Speaker 1: I say a few things with my dates because I've

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Speaker 1: never headlined before. Now I have eight dates and I'm

428
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Speaker 1: like freaking out that no one's gonna go, so please come.

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Speaker 1: Uh Nashville, St. Louis, Austin, Indie, Buffalo, Rally, Philly and

430
00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,639
Speaker 1: it's all there. It'll all be on Andrew Colin comedy

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Speaker 1: dot com. The dates aren't up yet because I haven't

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Speaker 1: got the links, but they will be up. Uh it's

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Speaker 1: August thirty October, saying well, yeah, it's August through January,

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Speaker 1: so anyhow, that will be fun. Go check out um

435
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:29,240
Speaker 1: tour dates at both of our websites and support our comedy.

436
00:22:29,359 --> 00:22:31,000
Speaker 1: That would be awesome. Come see us live and then

437
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:35,280
Speaker 1: meet us after the shows. Um yet, in terms of

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Speaker 1: these these European cities I have never been to. Okay,

439
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Speaker 1: I'm going to um Helsinki, never been, but very excited Oslo,

440
00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:48,520
Speaker 1: So freaking excited for Oslo because I'm obsessed with the

441
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 1: Worst Person in the World, the movie and that is

442
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Speaker 1: shot there, and I think I might. I'm only in

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Speaker 1: Oslo for one night and then I got to go

444
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Speaker 1: to Stockholm the next night, but man, I think I

445
00:22:58,720 --> 00:23:00,520
Speaker 1: want to go back to Oslo. Is low from that

446
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:04,560
Speaker 1: movie which I cannot stop watching. You've seen it, dude,

447
00:23:04,720 --> 00:23:07,680
Speaker 1: I've watched it, probably full because I just watched different

448
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,960
Speaker 1: scenes over and over that we didn't get to watch

449
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,879
Speaker 1: it this weekend. I'm so mad we didn't get to

450
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:15,280
Speaker 1: watch it because Taylor was like, no, I don't want

451
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:22,320
Speaker 1: to watch this movie. I hate movies. I only like documentaries. No,

452
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:26,960
Speaker 1: you carrots are stupid. She hates carrots and movies, any

453
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,760
Speaker 1: fictional movie. And I'm like, bitch, you introduced me to

454
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,879
Speaker 1: The Labyrinth when I was like in high school and

455
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,080
Speaker 1: made me watch The Labyrinth because it was a childhood

456
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Speaker 1: favorite of yours. What kind of magic smell to use?

457
00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:39,800
Speaker 1: Slimer snails, pubbly dogtails? Anyway, Yeah, that was my biggest

458
00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 1: regret to because that movie. I made Sarah Lena watch

459
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:44,640
Speaker 1: it with me last week, The worst person in the world.

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00:23:45,160 --> 00:23:47,800
Speaker 1: It's on Hulu streaming right now. You can watch it,

461
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Speaker 1: and you can watch it like you take your time,

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00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 1: like I think you even said, like I I watched

463
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Speaker 1: half of it, and I think some most people have

464
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Speaker 1: talked to have been chapters, right, right, but like take

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Speaker 1: your like if you need to. Well, it's subtitle, just

466
00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:04,359
Speaker 1: letting people it is a book. We I know that

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00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:06,160
Speaker 1: that's not a big thing to you, but some people

468
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,080
Speaker 1: they see subtitles and they get very didn't know that.

469
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:10,679
Speaker 1: I had to warn people about that because I got

470
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:12,159
Speaker 1: a couple of people being like, you didn't tell me

471
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 1: it was subtitled. I'm like, I didn't know. I had to.

472
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:19,440
Speaker 1: I didn't know there was a thing. Man, it is

473
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,040
Speaker 1: so freaking good. You haven't seen it yet? No? Right, no,

474
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:26,679
Speaker 1: oh my god, I wanted to walk together. I know. Well,

475
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 1: I'll watch it with you if you want to do

476
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Speaker 1: like a Hulu stream fest, because I can't stop watching it.

477
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Speaker 1: It's so freaking good. I haven't almost member watched from

478
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Speaker 1: start to finish again or do you in Norwegian? Start

479
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,680
Speaker 1: know you know when I for a while, I was

480
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Speaker 1: just going back to certain scenes because it is erotic

481
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,600
Speaker 1: and there are certain scenes that and it's so I

482
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 1: cried so hard and during it in a way that

483
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:57,240
Speaker 1: was like beautiful that it felt like this is allowing

484
00:24:57,320 --> 00:24:59,320
Speaker 1: me to get out feelings, not in a way that

485
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Speaker 1: makes me feel to us the next day, but I

486
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:03,600
Speaker 1: will say I felt hungover. I've watched it two times fully.

487
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:05,479
Speaker 1: The rest of the times I've just watched scenes over

488
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Speaker 1: and over. Um. Both times I felt hungover the next

489
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 1: day because of like how much emotion it stirred in me,

490
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,879
Speaker 1: because it's just I don't know why. I it's so

491
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,520
Speaker 1: freaking good. How did you feel about it? I mean,

492
00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:22,160
Speaker 1: as someone that dating someone considerably younger. Yes, it obviously

493
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 1: hit close to home. Yes, without giving too much away,

494
00:25:24,960 --> 00:25:29,080
Speaker 1: Without giving too much away, but I thought it was

495
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Speaker 1: extremely well done. I think it's hard to like her

496
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 1: character at times, like Fleabag much like humans. Yeah, that's

497
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Speaker 1: what I liked about is that the protagonist. You're like,

498
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Speaker 1: do I like her or not? Do I like the

499
00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:45,119
Speaker 1: the there's one character that says or she says at

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Speaker 1: one point. I think I feel like I'm the supporting

501
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:51,960
Speaker 1: role of my of the story of my life. And

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00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,920
Speaker 1: I liked that because you can really relate to every

503
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 1: single supporting role in that movie too, Like you find

504
00:25:58,800 --> 00:26:00,960
Speaker 1: yourself being like, oh, I'm like the boyfriend. Oh I'm

505
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,920
Speaker 1: like the other guy. Oh I'm like her, I'm like

506
00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:07,880
Speaker 1: and her relationship with her dad, her relationship with herself

507
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 1: relate Like I said this, uh last time I talked

508
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:15,879
Speaker 1: about it, but like, I feel like everyone can relate

509
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:17,760
Speaker 1: to this girl and if and and I think the

510
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:20,840
Speaker 1: um reviews that came out about it that were negative,

511
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 1: we're mostly from men, I believe, to be honest with

512
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 1: you saying that it's like, how could this woman be

513
00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:30,400
Speaker 1: so indecisive and not know what she wants? Because there's

514
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,360
Speaker 1: this one part and this isn't giving anything away, but um,

515
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,320
Speaker 1: you know, her and her boyfriend are talking about kids

516
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 1: and she's like, I just don't know, like I she's

517
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 1: thirty and he's quite a bit older, and she's like

518
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,719
Speaker 1: he wants kids, and she's like, I want kids too,

519
00:26:43,800 --> 00:26:45,800
Speaker 1: but like not yet. And he's like, well, what haven't

520
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 1: you done yet that you need to have kids? And

521
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,879
Speaker 1: she's like, I don't know. And he's like, what do

522
00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:51,960
Speaker 1: you well, let's figure it out so we can do it,

523
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:53,560
Speaker 1: so we can have kids. And she's like, I don't

524
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Speaker 1: know what it is. And it's like I have never

525
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Speaker 1: related to a statement more in my life of like

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Speaker 1: I don't want this, but I don't know why I

527
00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:03,520
Speaker 1: don't want it, and I don't You can't verbalize it.

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00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,280
Speaker 1: You don't know exactly, and you don't know what. It's

529
00:27:06,320 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 1: like a pilot in an air like in an airplane

530
00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,720
Speaker 1: and he doesn't know what up they am. It's like

531
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:16,920
Speaker 1: the weather patterns in your city. That because someone wants

532
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:20,880
Speaker 1: an answer and what you know, what what else could

533
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:24,679
Speaker 1: you say? Like do you want something more specific from me? Well,

534
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 1: I think some people want, especially with the kid thing.

535
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:29,800
Speaker 1: It's like I want to travel more, I want to

536
00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 1: write a book. I want to know what I'm doing

537
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 1: with my career. She didn't know that was her, that

538
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 1: was and she didn't really even and there was another

539
00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:40,600
Speaker 1: thing of you know she she is. This isn't the

540
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:42,720
Speaker 1: first scene of the movie, so it's not giving literally

541
00:27:42,720 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 1: anything away, but she's someone who just like picks different

542
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,280
Speaker 1: careers and just keeps shifting, which I really relate to have,

543
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 1: Like I'll do this now now I'm going to do this. No, this,

544
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:54,280
Speaker 1: this is who I am, and she says, and and

545
00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:58,440
Speaker 1: even this was another criticism from reporter or like one

546
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 1: review I read where she chooses to finally be um

547
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,840
Speaker 1: a photographer and then they're like, but it doesn't even

548
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,880
Speaker 1: she doesn't even we don't even see her get into

549
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,159
Speaker 1: the art of it. We just see her hooking up

550
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 1: with people she's photographing. So it's just like making everything

551
00:28:11,680 --> 00:28:14,680
Speaker 1: sexual for this woman. It's just like no, because a

552
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 1: lot of times you pick this thing that you're like,

553
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:18,280
Speaker 1: I love photography, this is what I really care about,

554
00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,360
Speaker 1: and then you do it and you're like, this isn't

555
00:28:20,400 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 1: it either. But you know what, I can't switch careers anymore.

556
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna stick with it. And how many shows

557
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:26,880
Speaker 1: what do you want to hear in a black room?

558
00:28:27,359 --> 00:28:30,120
Speaker 1: Is a dark room? I mean a black a dark room,

559
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 1: being like, oh, I figured out the contrast. And then

560
00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:40,520
Speaker 1: that's a whole fucking scene that's explained why movies aren't

561
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 1: feminist enough, Like that is so weird to me. But

562
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: and even someone did a there was a paste review

563
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,720
Speaker 1: of My special that I just sent to Anya because

564
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:51,240
Speaker 1: I knew it was negative and I didn't want to

565
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 1: read it, and she didn't. She read it and she

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00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:58,320
Speaker 1: just sent me like, you know, um, she was just like, uh,

567
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:03,280
Speaker 1: this girl. The review was the headline was Nikki Glazer

568
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:06,560
Speaker 1: is good clean filth isn't messy enough, which I freaking

569
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 1: loved because my complaint with my special, which is on

570
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:11,880
Speaker 1: HBO Max right now, I'd love if you watched it,

571
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 1: even if you've seen it already, just stream it and

572
00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 1: walk out of the room and put it on mute

573
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:18,360
Speaker 1: and it will still count for a view. Um I

574
00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 1: um my. My complaint was was that it was too messy.

575
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,640
Speaker 1: It wasn't like the jokes weren't tight enough, the setups

576
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,520
Speaker 1: like I did too many. I was a little bit

577
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 1: too loose for my style of comedy. But that's just

578
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 1: what I was feeling that night, and that's fine, and

579
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 1: it's it's it actually turned out great in that way.

580
00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 1: But that was my biggest complaint was that it was

581
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:36,880
Speaker 1: too messy. And then she said it wasn't messy enough.

582
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:39,920
Speaker 1: At her point was this girl is perfect and she's

583
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 1: lying about being gross, and she's lying about that was

584
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 1: the whole diconomy of dressing like that, being gross in

585
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,720
Speaker 1: a pretty outfit. Yeah. So I didn't read it, so

586
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:51,600
Speaker 1: I can't exactly say, but it was like, this girl

587
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 1: is just very jealous of you, which I honestly I

588
00:29:54,120 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: relate to being jealous of people that come off as

589
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 1: like so quoft. But I was very quiet, spray tan,

590
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 1: full hair and makeup, versacey, vintage dress that fit me

591
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:08,160
Speaker 1: to a t, cool boots like that made it interesting

592
00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 1: to me. What next one You're gonna be in garbage

593
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,520
Speaker 1: and you're gonna fucking talk about North Korea. Well, I

594
00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 1: just need to be more of a female comic that

595
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 1: wears you know, just like what I what John Caparulo,

596
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 1: It's like, no, I don't it. It was so I

597
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:26,520
Speaker 1: didn't read it, so I can't actually say, but it

598
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,959
Speaker 1: was just And it's also nice, like anyone who were

599
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,600
Speaker 1: good press is bad press or bad whatever. The bad

600
00:30:33,640 --> 00:30:36,320
Speaker 1: press is good press, so I'll take it. But it

601
00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: was it's nice that when you get insulted for something, um,

602
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:43,680
Speaker 1: it's nice where someone goes like it's it's on a day.

603
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 1: Like when someone called me told me I was too tall,

604
00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,640
Speaker 1: too too fit, Yes, and you go, oh my god,

605
00:30:49,680 --> 00:30:52,080
Speaker 1: because I don't feel that seriously, you're too tall and

606
00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 1: you're going to hit your head on our ceilings so

607
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:55,520
Speaker 1: you can't come in here. And you're like, oh great,

608
00:30:55,720 --> 00:31:00,959
Speaker 1: yeah house. This reminds me of um when you were

609
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 1: on Seth Myers last week. You looked so stunning. I

610
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 1: loved your outfit. Thanks, and you sat there and like myself,

611
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 1: the basis of your joke was that you and Seth

612
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 1: look like the Nelson twins or something. Yes, Andrew, I wait,

613
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,960
Speaker 1: who was it you who discovered that first? Unfortunately I

614
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 1: told you, but yeah, you told me that it looked

615
00:31:22,160 --> 00:31:23,760
Speaker 1: like the Nelson twins and then we just want picture

616
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 1: and it was you. But it was so fun to

617
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 1: have two people that look to say that both have

618
00:31:31,880 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 1: blond hair, and it was like my favorite part about

619
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 1: that was, which was so nikki to me, is he

620
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:39,000
Speaker 1: put it back down on the desk and then you

621
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 1: grabbed it because you knew that it had to be shown.

622
00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 1: It has to be shown when like Seth and I'm

623
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 1: mad that we smiled because in the picture they're not smiling,

624
00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 1: and I wish I want to look at the picture better.

625
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:58,800
Speaker 1: But I came up with that idea of like five

626
00:31:58,880 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: minutes before the show out, old school letterman. Yeah, So

627
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:10,280
Speaker 1: that was really fun like this, I Love's extremely great interviewer,

628
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 1: people's energy, like there's there's a casualness to talking to him.

629
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,719
Speaker 1: That is. I was more comfortable doing that show than

630
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,520
Speaker 1: maybe anyone I've ever done, even podcast where you're like

631
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:26,920
Speaker 1: alone with a person, but his audience they're really far away,

632
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,760
Speaker 1: like further than you would think. And um, and also

633
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:33,160
Speaker 1: on that show, the craziest thing is the director Alex

634
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 1: Viedemeyer and then his stage manager Tom I forget his

635
00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 1: last name. Um. They they both started on that show

636
00:32:42,040 --> 00:32:44,520
Speaker 1: in around I think when seth Meyer started two thousand,

637
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 1: or maybe they came on a little bit after that,

638
00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 1: but they were both my director and my stage manager

639
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:51,040
Speaker 1: on Nicki and Sarah Live, which was my first team.

640
00:32:51,920 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 1: And so they left I think right after we got

641
00:32:56,280 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 1: canceled or maybe um shortly before, and Tom was like,

642
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,960
Speaker 1: we didn't Nicki and Sarah Live, Like it was so terrifying.

643
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 1: It was the first TV show I ever had. I'm

644
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,960
Speaker 1: hosting Sarah and I are in Times Square with the

645
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: you know t R a window behind us, and it

646
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 1: is we are going live, like no, I don't even

647
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,840
Speaker 1: know why we did it, and just going to Times

648
00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:20,160
Speaker 1: square I get. I can't even beat myself, yes, because

649
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: it's just such a fucking energy, mind fun. Every day

650
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:25,760
Speaker 1: you had to do that. Not every day it was

651
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 1: like yes, but it was once a week. And um.

652
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 1: But Tom was like our stage manager, and he was

653
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 1: the guy that was like, you know, did the countdown

654
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 1: came up to us right before? I mean, he's he's

655
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:38,320
Speaker 1: the dude on on set who we are communicating with,

656
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:40,560
Speaker 1: and he was so gentle and so kind, and so

657
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 1: I just loved him so much, and so I got

658
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:45,320
Speaker 1: to see him as Mothers Smyers. And then who stops

659
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:48,760
Speaker 1: by my room? It's Alex Edermeyer, who was the director,

660
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:53,560
Speaker 1: who was just also so freaking awesome and such a sweet, warm, compassionate,

661
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 1: cool guy, and like it felt like a little bit

662
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 1: of a homecoming. And then there's Seth Meyers who looks

663
00:33:58,240 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 1: like me, and he came back and was so nice

664
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 1: and um, and I've hung out with him socially a

665
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:08,040
Speaker 1: little bit. Um. I think I went to a Scar

666
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 1: Joe and m Collins Christmas party one year. I got

667
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 1: to talk to him there, and then he stopped by

668
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,360
Speaker 1: Amy's when I was there in the Hamptons, and so

669
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,239
Speaker 1: we we've hung out a little bit so and Amy's wedding,

670
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 1: I saw him and there's a great picture of us together.

671
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 1: But he was just so um. He was so nice

672
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,800
Speaker 1: and it was really fun to come up with. Like

673
00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 1: Chris was there and my publicist was in the green

674
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:34,800
Speaker 1: room with me, and we're just brainstorming things too, like

675
00:34:34,960 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: jokes to tell and and things to do on the show,

676
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:39,520
Speaker 1: and it was ended up being so much freaking fun

677
00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,319
Speaker 1: and easy. How do you feel when you go out there?

678
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:45,399
Speaker 1: Because you know, you you you killed it. You had

679
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:49,880
Speaker 1: a lot of jokes. Do you feel how do you

680
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 1: prepare for something like that? And do you do you

681
00:34:52,920 --> 00:34:55,759
Speaker 1: do you want to get to your jokes more than like,

682
00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:58,120
Speaker 1: I don't know, like kind of walk through because I

683
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: don't think people people don't really know it's going on backstage.

684
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:04,719
Speaker 1: And so like three or four days before you do

685
00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:07,560
Speaker 1: the show, you talk to a producer and they just say, hey,

686
00:35:07,640 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: do you have anything like usually with comedians. I mean,

687
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:13,400
Speaker 1: the guy that I talked to forget his um what's

688
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 1: his name? Oh, he was so nice. I'm sorry I

689
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 1: forgot your name. You were awesome, such a good producer.

690
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:20,440
Speaker 1: I mean, that's why the segments shines is when I

691
00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:23,560
Speaker 1: have good producers. Uh there's a woman Rachel at Conan

692
00:35:23,600 --> 00:35:25,800
Speaker 1: that would always produce my segments. But you talk with

693
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 1: the producer, they kind of ask you if you have anything,

694
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 1: and generally they come to the table with a bunch

695
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 1: of ideas because they've scoured your instagram, they've read every

696
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,000
Speaker 1: interview you're doing. They kind of like look for funny

697
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 1: things that you can maybe talk about. And that's the

698
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: thing with like New York compared to anywhere else, is like, Oh,

699
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 1: they're gonna do their homework, like this is their job.

700
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 1: Like they treat it like the biggest job on earth

701
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:53,800
Speaker 1: to go through your instagram like that pared l a to.

702
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:55,960
Speaker 1: Like even when I did the talk the producer at

703
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 1: the talk to was also awesome. She was like, Okay,

704
00:35:58,360 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 1: we found this one photo on your Instagram of you

705
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 1: in your b and I'm like, that's from years ago,

706
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,239
Speaker 1: Like how did you find that? And then just they

707
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 1: come up with ideas and then I go, actually, that

708
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 1: one's not great, but you know what it makes me

709
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:10,400
Speaker 1: think of is this other story I can tell? And

710
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 1: so I start going through kind of like my act

711
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,759
Speaker 1: because I also David Spade, I think is one of

712
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:19,919
Speaker 1: the best UM talk show guests there is, and I've

713
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: noticed through the years that he incorporates stuff from his special,

714
00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:26,080
Speaker 1: even especially they're promoting, He'll just do jokes from that

715
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:28,600
Speaker 1: in person something. He even gave me the advice he

716
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 1: was like, if you can't show a clip from your special,

717
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 1: just say, instead of showing a clip, let me just

718
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 1: do the joke for you and just take over and

719
00:36:34,719 --> 00:36:37,160
Speaker 1: do the joke. And really, what it's about, I find

720
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,919
Speaker 1: is like get having good jokes. I don't like going

721
00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 1: into talk shows and just being like, oh, I'll just

722
00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:45,280
Speaker 1: tell you an anecdote, like I need to have the boom,

723
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:47,440
Speaker 1: but like I need to have the punch lines to

724
00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 1: get me out of it. Interesting stories are fine, but

725
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 1: that's what sets me apart from a Demilovado or a

726
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: Alison Bree is that I actually have punch lines and

727
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:58,280
Speaker 1: I know how to tell a various discinct like punchy story.

728
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:04,600
Speaker 1: And I think that UM. I also realized that talk

729
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 1: show hosts, as as someone who's been one before, you

730
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 1: love when, I guess just like you can just kind

731
00:37:11,880 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 1: of like put on the you know, what's the auto

732
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 1: auto drow? What is it called drive? When you drive

733
00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:22,080
Speaker 1: cruise control cruise control, and you can kind of just

734
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,000
Speaker 1: let them go, set them up and let them go.

735
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:27,840
Speaker 1: And so I used to think that they would be

736
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,760
Speaker 1: upset because I'm trying to take over their show or something.

737
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:34,239
Speaker 1: But then I realized they do this every fucking day,

738
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,520
Speaker 1: and usually they're interviewing musicians and actors who don't have

739
00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:40,480
Speaker 1: the ability to do what I do, And so it's

740
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:43,880
Speaker 1: nice once in a while to just let someone just

741
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 1: take the ball and just go. When Ronnie Dangerfield would

742
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,359
Speaker 1: sit there, you're gonna say, Ronnie King a little bit.

743
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:54,319
Speaker 1: I felt beaten down after watching, but you know, by

744
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:57,680
Speaker 1: more cops. But anyhow, it was cool though. I like, no,

745
00:37:57,880 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: it's very punchy. Yeah, no, no, Rannie Dangervie would sit

746
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,839
Speaker 1: there and Carson would just let him. Yes, the ones

747
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,279
Speaker 1: I like to watch. I like to watch people get

748
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:10,680
Speaker 1: set up for just jokes or like a story that

749
00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:12,600
Speaker 1: they are telling for the first time on there, like

750
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:15,680
Speaker 1: I've never told the first pitch story before. Oh dude,

751
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 1: that played so well, and seeing the throw for the

752
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:21,800
Speaker 1: first time, like yeah, like forcing and from that angle

753
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,360
Speaker 1: you actually did throw bad, yeah, like it was actually

754
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:31,080
Speaker 1: like way, it wasn't I saw two time. I only

755
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 1: lived it once and then it was bad and the

756
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 1: audience grown it was perfect. That is perfect. It was

757
00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:40,759
Speaker 1: funny because they were like, do you do you want to?

758
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 1: Because I go, I still haven't watched it, and he

759
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:43,800
Speaker 1: was like, would it be Is it okay if we

760
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,319
Speaker 1: watched it? And I go, I don't want to at all,

761
00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:48,960
Speaker 1: but I will do anything for entertainment. So that's the

762
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 1: only way, which is why I watched my special with

763
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 1: my parents. For those promo clips that I posted on

764
00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 1: my Instagram, I didn't want to do that in a

765
00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: million years. I didn't want to do that. But for

766
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: the sake of entertainment, I will do pretty much anything,

767
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 1: and sometimes it's the only way to get me to

768
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 1: do things that I probably need to do, uncomfortable things

769
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,560
Speaker 1: because when you watch yourself do a bad first pitch,

770
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 1: when you watch look at a picture of yourself where

771
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,239
Speaker 1: you might not be the size you want to be,

772
00:39:12,520 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 1: or you might not you know whatever, you force yourself

773
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:16,560
Speaker 1: to watch your special even though you know it's uncomfortable.

774
00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,440
Speaker 1: You learn on the other side of things that it's

775
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:21,120
Speaker 1: not that bad, and it's also like so funny, so

776
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: funny to make fun of yourself, maybe a little space

777
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 1: which you threw to the left. I need to think

778
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:29,800
Speaker 1: of that as much space as there was between and

779
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:33,399
Speaker 1: where I threw it from every video of myself from

780
00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: a little league field, they would also have been bad.

781
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you would like Misterrects. Listen once you

782
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 1: watch again. It's doctor bomb Boon or whatever they was. Okay,

783
00:39:46,880 --> 00:40:00,040
Speaker 1: we have to get in to the newsst Oh. I

784
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,919
Speaker 1: hope you're having all the swells out there. It's nice

785
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:05,200
Speaker 1: to be back in person in here. Uh, it's Tuesday, folks.

786
00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 1: You know what that means. It is definitely Tuesday, is it?

787
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 1: Maybe not? Who knows? Left Turn Turn? I know one

788
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: show that Nicky does like to watch that she's involved in,

789
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:22,520
Speaker 1: and that's one through six now on HBO Max. The

790
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:27,800
Speaker 1: next three episodes or maybe four, I don't dropping on Thursday.

791
00:40:27,920 --> 00:40:30,279
Speaker 1: And if you have not seen it yet, I do

792
00:40:30,480 --> 00:40:32,960
Speaker 1: not think that you can get away with not watching

793
00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 1: it because it is not something that takes that long

794
00:40:36,360 --> 00:40:39,320
Speaker 1: to get You will get invested in it, and you

795
00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:41,600
Speaker 1: will you'll pick it on. It's not going to be

796
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:46,440
Speaker 1: something that you're like watching it. It's so fun and

797
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: I don't even being there. We don't know anything that

798
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:53,200
Speaker 1: happens right now the cliffhangers is Peter an employe or not?

799
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 1: And so I Brenna going what is he? What is he?

800
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,160
Speaker 1: And that we all try to get it out and

801
00:40:58,239 --> 00:41:02,960
Speaker 1: she did not give it at anything. Go he's Asian? Letter?

802
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 1: Um it's I uh yeah. It is so captivating, it

803
00:41:08,520 --> 00:41:11,480
Speaker 1: is so interesting, it's so it's so funny. How funny

804
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,239
Speaker 1: is that one clip of Nico going, if she does

805
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:18,479
Speaker 1: not hear from you that you called her a don black,

806
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:21,839
Speaker 1: you will be fucked. Like there's so many funny things

807
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,319
Speaker 1: like that. What about on the date with um what's

808
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,440
Speaker 1: his name? That was boring? So they just go the state.

809
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 1: We're cutting to the next scene, dude. And one of

810
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:34,560
Speaker 1: my favorite things that makes me laugh The boys. It's

811
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: the Boys the songs. Why what is that? I think

812
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,120
Speaker 1: that that song was the song originally to the first season.

813
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 1: That song started out as I think, like serious, like

814
00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,120
Speaker 1: they were trying to and then now it's just so

815
00:41:50,360 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 1: funny because it's so oh my god. Carston was doing

816
00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 1: the bust tomorrows like I don't even know, Like she

817
00:42:01,080 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: was talking like like like I don't know, like Tom's

818
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:08,520
Speaker 1: abs like you gotta listen. I'll get her to do

819
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:11,800
Speaker 1: it for you. Cherson's impression of Tamaris is so funny.

820
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 1: And how about on this on the sixth episode? I

821
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:19,720
Speaker 1: think maybe on the fifth when Mia has the panic attack,

822
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:25,560
Speaker 1: can we give the real details behind that scene? Yes? Okay,

823
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:29,000
Speaker 1: So if you have seen the you know the scene

824
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:34,160
Speaker 1: at the elimination where remember and she's just being a

825
00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,520
Speaker 1: little bit like she was already off that night. She

826
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 1: was probably underslept, stressed out. She doesn't want to send

827
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:43,520
Speaker 1: I think Duwayne home is who she sends. Spoiler alert. Sorry,

828
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,000
Speaker 1: it really doesn't give it. You can still watch the show.

829
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,360
Speaker 1: It's not going to give anything away. The honestly, Duyne

830
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: is an afterthought. Um what about when Duyne asked for

831
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 1: a hug and she goes, no, remember that? I remember that.

832
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,520
Speaker 1: I remembered it. I think I was looking at my

833
00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:59,759
Speaker 1: body in the mirror. You were with your shirt off

834
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,439
Speaker 1: in my green room during that. Um so my green

835
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:05,280
Speaker 1: room was at that house where those eliminations are happening,

836
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:11,120
Speaker 1: and Andrew is looking at my body. But um so

837
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 1: what happened? Has a panic attack that Danny goes down

838
00:43:15,120 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 1: and like helps her reason and she I know that

839
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 1: guy to the side. The reason that she and I,

840
00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:27,320
Speaker 1: you know, the reasons are always like dozens of reasons

841
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 1: adding creating this situation. But I did not know. I

842
00:43:32,040 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 1: um so when I do the elimination Kirsten, I think

843
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:36,520
Speaker 1: or someone asked me, like, do you have Q cards

844
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 1: And I don't have CUT cards. I have an earpiece

845
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 1: in and the producers are telling me what to say,

846
00:43:41,600 --> 00:43:44,319
Speaker 1: and then I go, you know, it's there's a loose

847
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:48,880
Speaker 1: script and then we uh, you know. Then I just

848
00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 1: like kind of ad lib stuff along the way. But

849
00:43:51,719 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 1: that's how that's how we run the show, is that

850
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: there's someone in my ear. And at the end of

851
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:58,440
Speaker 1: that scene, it was to the point where we were

852
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 1: just about to reveal who's an boy, who's a nice guy.

853
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:04,080
Speaker 1: Everyone's going to reveal their status. I think it was

854
00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,840
Speaker 1: the episode before that, so we needed to kind of

855
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 1: do a final tally of like, Louise, you've not you've

856
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:13,280
Speaker 1: eliminated this many F boys and this many nice guys, Tamaris,

857
00:44:13,360 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 1: this many F boys, this many nice guys. Now Tamari's

858
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 1: eliminated all I think all F boys at this point.

859
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:22,359
Speaker 1: Louise eliminated like mostly F boys and me, I think

860
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,960
Speaker 1: maybe all nice guys she eliminated, and the show is about,

861
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: you know, if the girl. So what the premises If

862
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:31,879
Speaker 1: the girl at the end chooses an F boy, which

863
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 1: she can do because by the end they do know

864
00:44:33,719 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 1: the status of everyone. She chooses an F boy, she's

865
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 1: taking a risk because all the money will go to him,

866
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 1: and he will decide whether or not he splits it

867
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 1: with her or takes it all for himself. And if

868
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 1: they choose a nice guy, they definitely split the money.

869
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 1: So you're trying to eliminate F boys because these guys

870
00:44:46,480 --> 00:44:48,719
Speaker 1: are guys that came into the show. Yes, maybe they

871
00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 1: can change by the end, but it's not likely. It's

872
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 1: way more safe to choose a nice guy, and it's

873
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:56,239
Speaker 1: safe for your heart too, even though F boys are

874
00:44:56,320 --> 00:45:01,000
Speaker 1: so attractive for whatever reason. So when I tablished at

875
00:45:01,040 --> 00:45:05,080
Speaker 1: the end, Bill Dixon's in my ear saying like or whoever, uh,

876
00:45:05,239 --> 00:45:07,759
Speaker 1: Sam Dean is saying, like, you know, let's just go

877
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:10,920
Speaker 1: through and say how many F boys each girl eliminated,

878
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:13,839
Speaker 1: just to reset. It wasn't about like shaming, like Mia,

879
00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 1: you idiot, you only eliminated this many, you know, F boys.

880
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,480
Speaker 1: It was just to to you know, set it up.

881
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 1: But Mia, I think was in a state that night

882
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:26,480
Speaker 1: that was vulnerable and when I said, and Mia, you've

883
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: eliminated all nice guys, it just I think it made

884
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:32,800
Speaker 1: her feel like I was shaming her, which I understand

885
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,480
Speaker 1: completely after after the fact, I was like, Oh, I'm

886
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:37,480
Speaker 1: just like repeating a voice in my head. I'm not

887
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:40,240
Speaker 1: thinking about the context of this. How how she's already

888
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:43,120
Speaker 1: feeling so upset, and she was already a little off

889
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:46,640
Speaker 1: that night, and so I walk off and then all

890
00:45:46,640 --> 00:45:48,319
Speaker 1: of a sudden, all hell breaks loose because she's having

891
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,319
Speaker 1: a panic attack. And I found out the next day

892
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 1: it was because of me, And I'm so glad that

893
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:54,439
Speaker 1: they didn't keep it in. But apparently she was saying,

894
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:56,840
Speaker 1: why would she say that? Why would she say that?

895
00:45:56,960 --> 00:46:01,080
Speaker 1: I go because Bill Dixon told me to, and honestly,

896
00:46:01,120 --> 00:46:04,879
Speaker 1: and Bill didn't have any nefarious uh needs to say,

897
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 1: we weren't trying to give it. That just shows you

898
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:10,160
Speaker 1: how like she she got so enthralled in it, like

899
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:12,279
Speaker 1: she forgot that it was a TV show and the

900
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 1: cameras were there and stuff. So maybe she just didn't

901
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 1: even see that this whole process was happening that's how

902
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 1: much emotions boys. I mean, it's a real thing. I

903
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:24,719
Speaker 1: mean I think day yeah, yeah, you have to look like,

904
00:46:24,880 --> 00:46:27,279
Speaker 1: oh my god, I can't believe it. It's like, yeah,

905
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,480
Speaker 1: but that's who you knew. You know what Peter was

906
00:46:30,600 --> 00:46:34,759
Speaker 1: before you knew. And she even said I think it

907
00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:37,680
Speaker 1: may have been her early on, was like, I don't

908
00:46:37,760 --> 00:46:39,680
Speaker 1: care if they're enough boy, I'm still gonna go. Like

909
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 1: and for me, if I was one of the girl

910
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:44,399
Speaker 1: playing this game, I wouldn't care who was a nice

911
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 1: guy and who like I would just I I think

912
00:46:46,719 --> 00:46:48,600
Speaker 1: that I can switch anyone. And I know these girls

913
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:51,640
Speaker 1: feel the same way. Like I almost want enough boy

914
00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 1: so I can prove that I've flipped one. You know,

915
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:55,759
Speaker 1: I get it depends if I could pay rent, you

916
00:46:55,840 --> 00:46:59,800
Speaker 1: know my money situation going in, Yeah, I think you.

917
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 1: I would definitely go for a good girl just so

918
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,799
Speaker 1: I can make sure to get to get the fifty grand.

919
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 1: But there's a really fun episode coming up where we

920
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,040
Speaker 1: do this challenge where these boys are kind of put

921
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:11,360
Speaker 1: under the in a pressure situation where they have to

922
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: answer questions or they have to do this thing. And

923
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 1: what I tho that I didn't Nico getting drunk. Did

924
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,280
Speaker 1: you see that? What do you mean? He got hammered

925
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 1: and he was trying to talk to t Maris And

926
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that was one of the reasons why

927
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:30,040
Speaker 1: she also eliminated him. I never knew that when we

928
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 1: were there. Oh, I didn't see that scene. Maybe I

929
00:47:32,080 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 1: was going in the bathroom or something. He was hammered

930
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 1: and he was like crossyde and that and that he

931
00:47:37,760 --> 00:47:40,320
Speaker 1: was so cute, was trying to apologize, but he was

932
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 1: just coming off. That's why that makes sense, because I

933
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: was wondering, why is Samara is so upset with Nico

934
00:47:46,560 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 1: that he is not standing up for her instead of um,

935
00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: I forget who he was upset with at that time,

936
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:55,560
Speaker 1: he stood up for Kylan. When Gayland said that she

937
00:47:55,719 --> 00:47:59,320
Speaker 1: was a kissing a kissing machine, Louise was confused of

938
00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 1: what was about her. She was like, I'm not a

939
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:03,879
Speaker 1: kissing machine. And it was just like, wait, see what's

940
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:07,320
Speaker 1: happening here because a kissing booth is like literally nineteen

941
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:10,400
Speaker 1: fifties throwback, Like who then knows what a kissing booth is? So,

942
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:12,720
Speaker 1: but what I do want to say the next challenge

943
00:48:13,120 --> 00:48:15,320
Speaker 1: the next day, after me as panic attack, we have

944
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:18,360
Speaker 1: like this challenge, and I hear that, like I'm like,

945
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:20,359
Speaker 1: oh no, Me is like mad at me and thinks

946
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:22,440
Speaker 1: that I was like trying to like get her and

947
00:48:22,560 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 1: like make her feel bad, which was never my no

948
00:48:24,840 --> 00:48:29,640
Speaker 1: one's attent the show. But I went up to her

949
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 1: right afterwards or like right before the challenge that you'll

950
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 1: see on the next episode, and I was like, Mia, listen,

951
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 1: I am so freaking sorry that, like I don't even

952
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 1: know what I said. I was just repeating what was

953
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:44,880
Speaker 1: said to me. And I don't give a funk what

954
00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:47,280
Speaker 1: you do, girl, Like I don't care if you eliminate

955
00:48:47,480 --> 00:48:49,279
Speaker 1: boys are nice guys, it doesn't matter to me. I

956
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 1: have no judgment. If I were you, I'd eliminating all

957
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 1: nice guys because gross, they're like too trusted. And so

958
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 1: we it was good for us because we we had

959
00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 1: a moment where it was like I got to be

960
00:48:59,760 --> 00:49:02,359
Speaker 1: like reel with her and be like, listen, this show

961
00:49:02,480 --> 00:49:06,320
Speaker 1: is stupid, it's nothing matters, let's have fun. I was not.

962
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 1: I will never ever try to make you feel bad

963
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:11,280
Speaker 1: or try to like shame you for any of this process,

964
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 1: because I don't think there's any I know that it

965
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,239
Speaker 1: is very like fraud, Like, oh my god, they're gonna

966
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,719
Speaker 1: choose an way or nice guy. But like, I don't think.

967
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 1: I didn't think Sarah was dumb last year for choosing Garrett.

968
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't think. I don't have any judgment

969
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,640
Speaker 1: on these people because and neither should you watching it,

970
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,960
Speaker 1: because you don't know what it's like being there. You

971
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 1: don't know what it's like to eat, sleep and breathe.

972
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 1: Boys and everyone you talk to talk to you about boys,

973
00:49:34,719 --> 00:49:36,600
Speaker 1: and you don't have a cell phone, and you don't

974
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 1: have TV, and you don't have you are like sleeping

975
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:41,720
Speaker 1: a little out of me because I mean you sleep.

976
00:49:41,960 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 1: All you do is sleep and talk about boys. That's

977
00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,200
Speaker 1: all you get to do. And be in hair and makeup,

978
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:49,320
Speaker 1: and you know the phone or internet. No phone or internet.

979
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:51,399
Speaker 1: I mean that is insane. You don't. Sometimes they would

980
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:54,160
Speaker 1: give them like a DVD player, like with like just

981
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 1: a screen and a DVD player and they could watch

982
00:49:56,680 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 1: like their on this island? Where are these guys? And

983
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,080
Speaker 1: Peter comes in and everyone's like, why does me like

984
00:50:10,120 --> 00:50:13,960
Speaker 1: Peter so much? He's famous, dude, he watched him last season?

985
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 1: And I kept telling all these and I told all

986
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 1: these girls, listen all. I told the guys I'm like,

987
00:50:21,120 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 1: and I think I told the girls too, the reason

988
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 1: you're attracted to Peter so much is because you have

989
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:28,520
Speaker 1: you have familiarity with him, which is how I feel

990
00:50:28,520 --> 00:50:31,280
Speaker 1: about celebrities, Like I get so nervous with new people,

991
00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:33,320
Speaker 1: but if I am able to stalk them on the

992
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:36,080
Speaker 1: Internet or watch their interviews on a podcast, I feel

993
00:50:36,080 --> 00:50:37,799
Speaker 1: like I already know them and I want to date

994
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 1: them more. And I think that people would say, like

995
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,040
Speaker 1: Peter got a lot of air time on the first season,

996
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:45,880
Speaker 1: Yes he did. I told all the guys stopping jealous

997
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 1: of Peter, You're all gonna be him next season, like

998
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:51,080
Speaker 1: you have been on this show, Like he just has

999
00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 1: one episode more than you. Like, just chill out and

1000
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 1: it's It is interesting though, because Garret and Peter fight.

1001
00:50:58,560 --> 00:51:01,759
Speaker 1: Remember being there and hearing about it, Oh my god,

1002
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,760
Speaker 1: And that was so fun to watch. It was reminded

1003
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:07,280
Speaker 1: me of like a Zoolander ski. Garrett was so ridiculous,

1004
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,080
Speaker 1: and I was proud of Peter for standing up to

1005
00:51:09,160 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 1: that gigantic tower of a man and almost getting punched, honestly,

1006
00:51:13,200 --> 00:51:14,839
Speaker 1: and would have it would have been bad because Peter

1007
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:19,560
Speaker 1: is much smaller than Garrett. Um who, no, uh would

1008
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 1: you be into on f Boy Island if you were contested.

1009
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:25,920
Speaker 1: I think we all asked all my girlfriends in um

1010
00:51:26,800 --> 00:51:30,360
Speaker 1: on like who do you think is Brenna clearly into someone?

1011
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:32,239
Speaker 1: And being like and rooting for someone, you can you

1012
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: get a sense because you probably don't want to know,

1013
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:41,080
Speaker 1: but who at We text her which guy would you

1014
00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 1: be going for on f Boy Island? And I'll tell

1015
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,279
Speaker 1: you who. I was just like, please don't let it

1016
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:47,319
Speaker 1: be enough boy, Please don't let him be a enough boy.

1017
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:50,120
Speaker 1: I kind of had the hunch and then I was like, no, no,

1018
00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:52,880
Speaker 1: he's like And at first I did not like him.

1019
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: I was like the guy from stann Island, Danny, Like

1020
00:51:56,280 --> 00:51:59,520
Speaker 1: that's Danny Staten Island. Accent just rubs me the wrong way.

1021
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 1: And I was just like this guy. But then first

1022
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 1: of the things he was saying, he was so attentive

1023
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:07,960
Speaker 1: to me, and I was like, no, he's a good guy.

1024
00:52:08,200 --> 00:52:10,520
Speaker 1: Please And then I don't want to say what he is.

1025
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:15,000
Speaker 1: But but either got confirmed or denied that yes, um,

1026
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,239
Speaker 1: he would have been the most attracted to him his hair,

1027
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 1: though you wouldn't. You couldn't you could get past that. Yeah,

1028
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 1: you know what the beard makes up for the hair.

1029
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 1: It's a nice beard. Yeah, and he's so nice like

1030
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 1: he was, and he was there for me, and he

1031
00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:31,359
Speaker 1: didn't seem full of ship like I know these guys

1032
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,839
Speaker 1: coming as f boys, but sometimes they really do get

1033
00:52:33,880 --> 00:52:37,760
Speaker 1: swept up in in the like being and he disassociated

1034
00:52:37,880 --> 00:52:42,520
Speaker 1: himself from uh Mikey d or whatever when he realized

1035
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 1: this guy was lying to everybody. Yes, I think when

1036
00:52:47,120 --> 00:52:50,120
Speaker 1: he went off about being cheated on and it just

1037
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:52,920
Speaker 1: kept going like four times, like he goes, I had

1038
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:55,319
Speaker 1: this girlfriend, she cheated on me, and then I got

1039
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:58,200
Speaker 1: this girlfriend he did four times. I mean four times.

1040
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 1: I know, poor guy, I know, but it's just like

1041
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 1: like you could just say like going like you could

1042
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 1: just do times for um. I don't think I can

1043
00:53:12,239 --> 00:53:14,120
Speaker 1: say who I would go for because that would compromise

1044
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:17,319
Speaker 1: my position as a but I think we all can

1045
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:22,800
Speaker 1: kind of probably guess because unbelievable, I beg Brenna and

1046
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:29,839
Speaker 1: I picked the same persont Benedict. Benedict is definitely Andrew's guy,

1047
00:53:29,960 --> 00:53:32,799
Speaker 1: Like Andrew would probably go for Benedict. You guys had

1048
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 1: stuff in common. I never talked to him, and I

1049
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 1: wanted to talk to him. Yes, um, I think that's

1050
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:45,880
Speaker 1: for Bennett. Well, I'll tell you. I have an affection

1051
00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 1: for Casey because he's been on the show for two

1052
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 1: seasons and he's he's someone I look at as a

1053
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: little brother, like because I've I've given him advice with

1054
00:53:54,160 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 1: his career, like we I like have an affection for him,

1055
00:53:57,200 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 1: but it's not there's it would just be too weird

1056
00:54:00,840 --> 00:54:02,680
Speaker 1: to say him. But I think he is adorable and

1057
00:54:03,320 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 1: a younger version of me would be like have posters

1058
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:07,600
Speaker 1: of him on my wall. I'm sure, but I gotta

1059
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:14,400
Speaker 1: say the asante is so cute and fun. And also

1060
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:19,399
Speaker 1: I can't deny it. I am Mercedes. I think he's

1061
00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:24,719
Speaker 1: there's something charming about me. I know he does, and

1062
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:28,879
Speaker 1: I hate that that is my Auntie can't with him.

1063
00:54:29,040 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 1: He's too cocky. He's like he plays the game well

1064
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:36,560
Speaker 1: when he goes hey man, thanks Austin for doing all

1065
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 1: my works? How bad was Auston? Oh my god? Oh?

1066
00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:45,160
Speaker 1: And Brandon? I I mean I like Peter. I think

1067
00:54:45,440 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 1: I would be a mess on this show because I

1068
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,600
Speaker 1: would be upset that the other girls like God, because

1069
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:52,600
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be able to just choose the problem on

1070
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:54,440
Speaker 1: I would want all of them. I think that's not

1071
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:58,920
Speaker 1: the problem. But like, once things are locked in, he

1072
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:01,440
Speaker 1: shows up into Marris's, he's on my tea and Louise

1073
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 1: is like, Okay, I guess it's like, well, it's I

1074
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:08,360
Speaker 1: called DIBs. Um what she's saying. I swear I'm not

1075
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:14,759
Speaker 1: a chuckle fucker. What did someone say about Benedict that

1076
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:18,520
Speaker 1: I laughed so hard over the weekend? God? Man, he

1077
00:55:19,040 --> 00:55:21,200
Speaker 1: I do like Benedict a lot. He's a stand up comedian.

1078
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:23,680
Speaker 1: I did not like though. Noah sent me a video

1079
00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:26,600
Speaker 1: of him. He did a real on Instagram where that

1080
00:55:26,680 --> 00:55:30,719
Speaker 1: he was asking Benedict. He was answering questions about f

1081
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:33,680
Speaker 1: Boy Island and the last question on this series that

1082
00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:37,520
Speaker 1: Noah sent me was who was your favorite girl on

1083
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:42,040
Speaker 1: the show? And he said, honestly, none of them said

1084
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:44,800
Speaker 1: they were all bad. They were all bad, is what

1085
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:48,879
Speaker 1: he said. I under it. I go, um that last question, yeah,

1086
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 1: because Noah sent it to me, being like, I go,

1087
00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:52,880
Speaker 1: it's probably he was joking, like, there's no way he

1088
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:57,319
Speaker 1: would say that because you and I both know Benedict. Well.

1089
00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:59,600
Speaker 1: At this point, Benedict is still very much in the running,

1090
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,279
Speaker 1: it's like, why would you say that you fucking like?

1091
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:06,080
Speaker 1: And so I wrote underneath this thing, like the last question,

1092
00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 1: what what is that answer? Is that supposed to be funny?

1093
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:11,240
Speaker 1: Because there's not. And they weren't all bad. The girls

1094
00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:14,239
Speaker 1: were awesome, by the way, and I want to know.

1095
00:56:14,719 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 1: I want to write to Louise and say, will you

1096
00:56:17,800 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 1: tell us if your lips are God given or doctor given?

1097
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:23,840
Speaker 1: Because if they're doctor given, I need to know exactly

1098
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:25,680
Speaker 1: what is in those lips because I wanted in mind

1099
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:29,600
Speaker 1: because she is so sexual and so beautiful, and um,

1100
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:33,040
Speaker 1: they're just the girls were just gorgeous and so sweet

1101
00:56:33,120 --> 00:56:35,680
Speaker 1: and I think smart and I'm really proud of the

1102
00:56:35,840 --> 00:56:39,800
Speaker 1: casting this season. Um, and all the extra jokes in

1103
00:56:39,880 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 1: the editing was more than the first season. They did

1104
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 1: so good. Yeah, they're really leading into it and I

1105
00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:49,520
Speaker 1: think next season God Willing is going to be even

1106
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:52,680
Speaker 1: funnier because it's just the show is learning what it is.

1107
00:56:52,760 --> 00:56:54,320
Speaker 1: And I think the show's a hit. I mean, I

1108
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 1: if you watch the show, you won't stop watching it.

1109
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:59,400
Speaker 1: I don't know anyone who really can stop watching it

1110
00:56:59,480 --> 00:57:02,879
Speaker 1: and isn't cited for more episodes, But um, I want

1111
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,360
Speaker 1: to do more of the show. It's so fun. I

1112
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 1: want to be on the show so bad. Because now

1113
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:10,600
Speaker 1: I'm watching the reality of it, I'm like, God, damn it,

1114
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:12,160
Speaker 1: I want to be on. I would be great like

1115
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:15,200
Speaker 1: you versus two other like well, I guess they don't

1116
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:19,800
Speaker 1: know Old f Boy islands. Like you know, if if

1117
00:57:19,880 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 1: there was a different world, I would definitely do it.

1118
00:57:24,760 --> 00:57:29,480
Speaker 1: They come. It's not even at the beach. It's just

1119
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:34,480
Speaker 1: like at a coffee shop. I don't know. I was

1120
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:39,760
Speaker 1: trying to think of the ailment and with Tuesday's segment

1121
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:48,400
Speaker 1: Reddit dump karaoke mode. This is your redit dum alrighty

1122
00:57:48,560 --> 00:57:54,080
Speaker 1: boom boom boom um. Okay, I uh it's loading. Okay.

1123
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 1: So this is from the subreddit me I r L.

1124
00:57:56,680 --> 00:57:59,320
Speaker 1: It's just like funny tweets and different things. This is

1125
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 1: a tweet from It doesn't even say. It looks like

1126
00:58:01,760 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 1: maybe a Facebook post. The name is blocked out, but

1127
00:58:04,480 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 1: it said when I bought my giant crystal ball, the

1128
00:58:06,840 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 1: lady looked at me and looked me in there and said,

1129
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:11,920
Speaker 1: whatever you do, never ever leave it uncovered when you're

1130
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:14,840
Speaker 1: not home. And I said, oh wow, because of spirits,

1131
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 1: And she said what no, because if the sun hits

1132
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:18,080
Speaker 1: in a weird way, it will burn your house down.

1133
00:58:21,320 --> 00:58:23,800
Speaker 1: And I liked that. Um oh, this was something that

1134
00:58:23,880 --> 00:58:26,960
Speaker 1: I felt like you and all our male listeners or

1135
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 1: those of our listeners, and yeah, um are what's the

1136
00:58:33,920 --> 00:58:39,320
Speaker 1: way to our testies? Instead are listeners who have male

1137
00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:46,960
Speaker 1: genitalia our besticles. This is from the subpreddit you should know,

1138
00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 1: and it says y sk you should know that for guys,

1139
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:53,280
Speaker 1: you can get the quote last drop out quickly by

1140
00:58:53,320 --> 00:58:56,240
Speaker 1: a simple gesture last drop meaning of p Okay, guys,

1141
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:59,000
Speaker 1: I'll tell you something you'll thank me for for your life.

1142
00:58:59,080 --> 00:59:01,680
Speaker 1: For when you finished peeing, put your finger down there

1143
00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:05,560
Speaker 1: behind your balls, just between your legs, and push gently upwards.

1144
00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:08,280
Speaker 1: You'll feel the last drop stuck coming forward and going

1145
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 1: out of your penis. In fact, your your wreatha does

1146
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,920
Speaker 1: something like a valley, and the last drop is the

1147
00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:15,440
Speaker 1: lake in this valley. You can see it here and

1148
00:59:15,480 --> 00:59:18,760
Speaker 1: there's a diagram. Um. So yeah. The last drop is

1149
00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:21,160
Speaker 1: a struggle for many men, as it often finishes its

1150
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:24,040
Speaker 1: course in the underwear, and this inconvenience can be avoided easily.

1151
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,800
Speaker 1: So behind your penis shoot up and then the last

1152
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:30,440
Speaker 1: drop will like drop out and not a yeah, I

1153
00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:36,080
Speaker 1: guess yeah, I've gone back into bed with and with

1154
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:39,080
Speaker 1: a wet penis and it's women don't love that. Yeah,

1155
00:59:39,760 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 1: it's a lot. It's not cool when the guy's wet. Um.

1156
00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:45,800
Speaker 1: This is another one from me I r L. This

1157
00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:49,720
Speaker 1: is from a tweeter or Twitter named John how three

1158
00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:51,439
Speaker 1: o eight and he says, I have a very huge

1159
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:53,760
Speaker 1: respect for those who didn't watch Game of Thrones at all,

1160
00:59:54,000 --> 00:59:56,439
Speaker 1: not even a single episode, even with all the noise

1161
00:59:56,520 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 1: made online and offline, these set of people cannot be

1162
00:59:59,480 --> 01:00:01,960
Speaker 1: affected by social pressure, peer pressure, or any kind of

1163
01:00:02,000 --> 01:00:05,200
Speaker 1: pressure in this world. And I felt like I'm one

1164
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:08,680
Speaker 1: of them, Like I'm think I watched one episode, but

1165
01:00:08,840 --> 01:00:12,120
Speaker 1: I do not understand how people were like that became

1166
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:14,760
Speaker 1: like it's like football from Game of Thrones and football

1167
01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 1: are the same for me, of like, this is a

1168
01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:19,880
Speaker 1: thing that Americans widely and the worldwide agree is like

1169
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:24,360
Speaker 1: so addictive and important and I could not get on board.

1170
01:00:24,400 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 1: And I wanted to. I wanted to be in the club.

1171
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 1: My boyfriend I was obsessed with Game of Thrones and

1172
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:31,400
Speaker 1: would have people over and I would just have to

1173
01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,680
Speaker 1: go take a nap in the next room because I

1174
01:00:33,840 --> 01:00:36,880
Speaker 1: couldn't I couldn't get I couldn't understand it, I couldn't

1175
01:00:36,880 --> 01:00:40,680
Speaker 1: follow it. There's a lot of um different families. I

1176
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:43,480
Speaker 1: never if I watched every episode, I still have no

1177
01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:46,280
Speaker 1: idea what happened. So I'm like your brain, but I

1178
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:48,760
Speaker 1: like stuck with it for some reason. But there's a

1179
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:51,320
Speaker 1: lot of shows I have. I mean, there's so many

1180
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 1: shows that we have. We haven't seen Sopranos Breaking Bad,

1181
01:00:55,160 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 1: but you have seen those. No, you've never watched. Really

1182
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:03,240
Speaker 1: you would love those though, because you love football. I

1183
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:08,400
Speaker 1: do think they Football and Game of Thrones and sopranos

1184
01:01:08,640 --> 01:01:12,000
Speaker 1: all are like in the same thing that of things

1185
01:01:12,120 --> 01:01:14,240
Speaker 1: I and I do know that I love the sopranos.

1186
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:16,160
Speaker 1: I just can't stand violence. But I did watch every

1187
01:01:16,200 --> 01:01:20,360
Speaker 1: episode of SO but a soprano guy died recently yesterday

1188
01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:28,600
Speaker 1: and yes, and he also played um Mr circapulate on

1189
01:01:28,800 --> 01:01:31,720
Speaker 1: in Romeo and Juliet Boslerman's Romeo and Juliet. He was

1190
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:37,360
Speaker 1: like jat. He was like the mean Claridians Dad in that. Um. Okay,

1191
01:01:37,400 --> 01:01:40,000
Speaker 1: here's another from me to me. I r L for me,

1192
01:01:40,120 --> 01:01:43,200
Speaker 1: I r L. It says, babe, you're not an EmPATH.

1193
01:01:43,640 --> 01:01:46,480
Speaker 1: You have PTSD from an unstabled household and are sensitive

1194
01:01:46,520 --> 01:01:50,960
Speaker 1: to emotional change is a defense mechanism. But I think

1195
01:01:50,960 --> 01:01:53,320
Speaker 1: the empaths are always like I just I just like

1196
01:01:53,440 --> 01:01:57,320
Speaker 1: feel people's emotions. You feel people's emotions because you're scared

1197
01:01:57,360 --> 01:01:58,840
Speaker 1: that your mom or dad is going to haul off

1198
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:01,560
Speaker 1: and smack you, and so you have to be super sensitive.

1199
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:03,200
Speaker 1: And yeah, you're right, it is the same thing. But

1200
01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:05,760
Speaker 1: I think some people associate being an EmPATH with like

1201
01:02:06,440 --> 01:02:08,720
Speaker 1: like it's like they're a fortune teller, you know what

1202
01:02:08,760 --> 01:02:10,880
Speaker 1: I mean, Like it's just a skill they were born with,

1203
01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:13,360
Speaker 1: like their teel swan which you have to watch this

1204
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:19,800
Speaker 1: documentary with it's called The Deepest. Really it just turns

1205
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:23,480
Speaker 1: into a real big about Yes, we were just talking

1206
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:27,600
Speaker 1: about weird a conspiracy. Like three years ago was kind

1207
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:30,360
Speaker 1: of like okay, they're okay. You know, there was like

1208
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:33,400
Speaker 1: maybe twenty people really into conspiracies, and now it's like

1209
01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:36,520
Speaker 1: it's the biggest thing on earth is diving into the

1210
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:41,160
Speaker 1: Victoria sc one, the one that they present in that one. Yeah,

1211
01:02:41,320 --> 01:02:43,479
Speaker 1: I think I think it's not even conspiracy. I'm guessing

1212
01:02:43,520 --> 01:02:46,080
Speaker 1: it's like it's this isn't about like having a pizza

1213
01:02:46,120 --> 01:02:49,840
Speaker 1: place and having sex. No Wexler gave Epstein like Furner

1214
01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:53,560
Speaker 1: million dollars. Will we ever know the truth of all that?

1215
01:02:54,800 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 1: Final thought over the weekend, we want on a boat

1216
01:02:57,480 --> 01:03:01,280
Speaker 1: ride too in the Hampton's on the amazing boat. And

1217
01:03:01,280 --> 01:03:03,919
Speaker 1: then we went to this weird island that the boat

1218
01:03:04,000 --> 01:03:06,600
Speaker 1: captain told Angel. The boat captain told us that, um

1219
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:10,200
Speaker 1: what was that? It was the second biggest privately owned

1220
01:03:10,240 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 1: island in um in America. And I was like, um,

1221
01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:17,640
Speaker 1: and I was like, and it's the only one that

1222
01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:20,840
Speaker 1: isn't overrun by pedophiles. I said some pedophile joke. And

1223
01:03:21,320 --> 01:03:22,960
Speaker 1: I think a couple of people were just like, oh,

1224
01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:26,080
Speaker 1: Nikki and Er and I was like, and I think

1225
01:03:26,080 --> 01:03:27,800
Speaker 1: the Angel, the guy that was talking about it, was

1226
01:03:27,880 --> 01:03:34,280
Speaker 1: like laughed a little bit but was deeply uncomfortable. But um, yeah,

1227
01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:38,120
Speaker 1: it was just us. It was speed, but we were going.

1228
01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:41,760
Speaker 1: We got sixty miles an hour on in the I

1229
01:03:41,840 --> 01:03:46,840
Speaker 1: don't even know where we were exactly, some kind of sound, yeah, yeah,

1230
01:03:46,920 --> 01:03:50,320
Speaker 1: long island sound we were going. So it was so amazing.

1231
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:53,480
Speaker 1: Kirsten was like, we were acting like Golden retrievers because

1232
01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:57,120
Speaker 1: our faces were like and I was getting we looked

1233
01:03:57,200 --> 01:04:00,960
Speaker 1: so wind blown. Um, it was so freaking fun, and

1234
01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:02,919
Speaker 1: the wind was whipping my hair around and it felt

1235
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:05,200
Speaker 1: like a guy was like grabbing it, like it almost

1236
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:07,680
Speaker 1: felt sexual. Like the wind made me feel like like

1237
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:10,640
Speaker 1: I love it. It was kind of get the idea

1238
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:12,440
Speaker 1: of why a cigarette boat is such a turn on

1239
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:18,360
Speaker 1: for so fast. Oh my god. And then he had

1240
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:21,120
Speaker 1: this little thing that you can go under the water

1241
01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:25,640
Speaker 1: on down. It was so fun. But my swimsuit bottoms

1242
01:04:25,680 --> 01:04:27,720
Speaker 1: were loose because I did my sister didn't come on

1243
01:04:27,800 --> 01:04:29,520
Speaker 1: this trip. She was supposed to bring me a swimsuit

1244
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:31,120
Speaker 1: because I ended up saying in New York longer and

1245
01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:32,919
Speaker 1: I was supposed to come home. I didn't have some suit,

1246
01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:34,240
Speaker 1: so I had to borrow one. It was too big

1247
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:37,000
Speaker 1: on me. And Angels like this hot boat captain and

1248
01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:39,000
Speaker 1: all my friends are getting naked in front of Angel

1249
01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:41,000
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I am not. And when you went

1250
01:04:41,040 --> 01:04:43,440
Speaker 1: on this thing, your your swims trunks they would fall

1251
01:04:43,440 --> 01:04:45,560
Speaker 1: off immediately, and I just didn't want Halla is on

1252
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:49,480
Speaker 1: this thing completely butt naked, just going through and Catherine

1253
01:04:49,520 --> 01:04:51,680
Speaker 1: has her tids out. Everyone's naked, and I'm like, I

1254
01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:55,160
Speaker 1: don't want my butt exposed. To angel and Um, so

1255
01:04:55,240 --> 01:04:56,800
Speaker 1: I didn't get to ride on it as fast as

1256
01:04:56,840 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 1: I wanted to because my swim trunks were trunks. My

1257
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:03,040
Speaker 1: bottoms were falling off. Um, but yeah, everyone was getting

1258
01:05:03,080 --> 01:05:06,120
Speaker 1: naked so much. It was so fun. And I would

1259
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:08,200
Speaker 1: have had we had like a boat captain that wasn't

1260
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:10,200
Speaker 1: like kind of a babe. Not that I was like

1261
01:05:10,240 --> 01:05:13,120
Speaker 1: trying to be like he needs to see me naturally,

1262
01:05:14,160 --> 01:05:16,800
Speaker 1: I was just like it was just having a man

1263
01:05:16,920 --> 01:05:19,080
Speaker 1: on it was a woman boat captain. I wouldn't have cared,

1264
01:05:19,120 --> 01:05:21,040
Speaker 1: but it was just too much. But that thing was

1265
01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:24,320
Speaker 1: so cool and Hollow was writing it and she said that, um,

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Speaker 1: the jets coming out like we're right on her click.

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Speaker 1: She was getting turned on by that thing. So it

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Speaker 1: basically it's a jet. It's a jet skip that you

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Speaker 1: hold onto and she said she went all the way

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Speaker 1: to the bottom of the ocean and then back up

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Speaker 1: because we were like in nine ft deep water water

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Speaker 1: and we're diving off. And we taught Selena how to dive,

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Speaker 1: which I didn't know was the thing people couldn't do,

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Speaker 1: like it just a natural gentle dive. So she was

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Speaker 1: it was really cute to like teach her how to dive,

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Speaker 1: like it was like teaching a a kid, but she's

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Speaker 1: never learned, so I would she know? It was so

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Speaker 1: sweet and she was like proud of herself. It was adorable. Love.

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Speaker 1: One of the stull doesn't know. Brenna tried to swim underwater.

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Speaker 1: We did that? You know how you have the competition? Yeah,

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01:06:05,640 --> 01:06:08,560
Speaker 1: she swam. She held her nose with one hand and swam.

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Speaker 1: I go, what is this is a joke and but

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Speaker 1: it's real, Like people can swim lessons. What the funk?

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Speaker 1: How would you know? Um? Yeah, Chris has a hard time,

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Speaker 1: uh spelling, like he's not the best speller underwater. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: san language. He he struggles with it, I think, and

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Speaker 1: it is and I know he does, but not terribly.

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Speaker 1: He's not It's not dyslexia or anything like. It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: He's one of He's one of the most intelligent people

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Speaker 1: I know in my life. And it does no bearing

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Speaker 1: on his intelligence. Some people just can't spell, like like

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Speaker 1: I can't understand football, and I'm it's like this one

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Speaker 1: thing that I'm like, how can I checked? It's bad?

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Speaker 1: To me? Is so fucking cute. I it's one of

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Speaker 1: my I would never say this to him, but I

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Speaker 1: think it's one of the most adorable things in the

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Speaker 1: world to me. I mean I would say it to him,

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Speaker 1: but like the fact that he and he's not the

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Speaker 1: best swimmer either, and though I'm a decent speller and

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Speaker 1: probably like I would say, but he's not the best swimmer,

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Speaker 1: and but he doesn't care. He still tries very hard

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Speaker 1: and doesn't even know he's not a good swimmer. I

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Speaker 1: recently was like, and you know, because you're not the

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Speaker 1: strongest swimmer, and he's like what, And I was like,

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Speaker 1: you know, you just like struggle to swim a little bit.

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Speaker 1: I'm not you know, you're just it's not you're you're

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Speaker 1: an NBA but your swim skills, natural word athlete, but

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Speaker 1: you're just not that. And he's just like, wait, I

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Speaker 1: didn't And I was like, oh, you thought you good,

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Speaker 1: baby boy. And I just I think there's so much

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Speaker 1: cuteness when a man like he's so good at so

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01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:51,240
Speaker 1: many things, but he I know, that's probably makes men

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Speaker 1: feel like when they're not good at things, especially that

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01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:55,840
Speaker 1: their girlfriend might be good at that, it might make

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Speaker 1: us be like, you like, you're not a man. But

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Speaker 1: I don't know, it's just so freak and cute. How

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Speaker 1: do you feel if he lets you win? Is that terrible? No?

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Speaker 1: I don't mind that at all, But I don't. I

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Speaker 1: wanted to be like acknowledged, like I am severely downgrading

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Speaker 1: my talent in order for us to have an A

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01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:15,400
Speaker 1: guy played ping pong with you on a date, and

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01:08:15,480 --> 01:08:19,200
Speaker 1: he played left handed to let me win. But try

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01:08:19,200 --> 01:08:20,760
Speaker 1: as hard as you can left handed or with a

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01:08:20,800 --> 01:08:23,080
Speaker 1: hand behind your back or whatever it is. I would

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01:08:23,120 --> 01:08:27,320
Speaker 1: like that, or blindfolded or not at all. Uh, it's

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Speaker 1: still where are we now? I don't even know, But yeah,

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Speaker 1: I think that our flaws are cute. It was the

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Speaker 1: cutest thing ever. Yes, that she didn't know that she

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Speaker 1: didn't have to hold her. It literally looked like a

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Speaker 1: man he had special needs, like it was. It was

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Speaker 1: figure out that too. Yeah, it was unbelievable. And I

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Speaker 1: sent three you know, I did three or four before

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Speaker 1: you had to breathe. That's pretty cool. But she's probably

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Speaker 1: underwater just as long because it took that. It was.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I love Yeah, I love a flaw.

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01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:04,160
Speaker 1: I love a flaw. I love just a cute like

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Speaker 1: oh you no, no, no, nothing like it's so so cute.

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Speaker 1: All right, we gotta go. Thank you for listening to

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Speaker 1: the show. Do not be cute. We will be back

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Speaker 1: here tomorrow and yeah, be quick,