1 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:16,960 Speaker 1: This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse 2 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:20,760 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on 3 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:25,680 Speaker 1: a magnificent Friday, and ask doctor Jesse Friday. And we're 4 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:29,360 Speaker 1: going to talk about everything from parallel parking to primary 5 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:34,040 Speaker 1: Republican senators. We're gonna talk about digging into you know what. 6 00:00:34,040 --> 00:00:36,560 Speaker 1: We're about to dig into this right now, the attempt 7 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:40,839 Speaker 1: on Donald Trump's life. Someone wants to discuss how I 8 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,520 Speaker 1: get dressed in the morning. All that and so much 9 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:46,920 Speaker 1: more coming up on the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now, 10 00:00:47,760 --> 00:00:51,120 Speaker 1: let's dig into this. This guy says Urchin Stomper. Do 11 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:53,840 Speaker 1: you think that Donald will find out who is responsible 12 00:00:53,880 --> 00:00:56,800 Speaker 1: for the attempt on his life? The corruption in this 13 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:59,360 Speaker 1: country is so deep it will be impossible to clean 14 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:02,440 Speaker 1: up the mess. God bless you and your family. He 15 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,880 Speaker 1: didn't say I could say his name. He did request 16 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:13,120 Speaker 1: the bar though. All right, the attempt on Trump's life. 17 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:19,280 Speaker 1: Here's my concern. I'm concerned the government was involved. Dad 18 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:22,160 Speaker 1: just said it. I have the same concern you do. 19 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 1: If it's just some deranged kami kid. Okay, that's one thing. 20 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:32,120 Speaker 1: It's bad, don't get me wrong, But that's one thing. 21 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 1: In fact, if it's some deranged comedy kid working in 22 00:01:37,319 --> 00:01:41,480 Speaker 1: conjunction with a foreign country, that's one thing, and it's bad. 23 00:01:41,520 --> 00:01:43,679 Speaker 1: You know, if he was working with Iran, and he 24 00:01:43,720 --> 00:01:46,200 Speaker 1: may have been working with China, working with to try 25 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:50,360 Speaker 1: to assassinate the Republican nominee for president, that's bad. It's bad. 26 00:01:50,400 --> 00:01:56,120 Speaker 1: It's bad. However, all those things pale in comparison to 27 00:01:56,200 --> 00:02:00,960 Speaker 1: the seriousness of it. If it was the United States 28 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:07,520 Speaker 1: government trying to kill Donald Trump. Now that brings us 29 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:12,799 Speaker 1: to some things that we know, some startling things. If 30 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:17,120 Speaker 1: you suspect that may be the case. They cremated his 31 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:23,520 Speaker 1: body almost right away. That never happens. That never is 32 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:27,080 Speaker 1: done on a high profile case like this, and you 33 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 1: keep those things around for ages. We want to do 34 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,920 Speaker 1: an autopsy, We want to check this. Oh we just 35 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 1: found this, We better go check that. Oh did he 36 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:39,919 Speaker 1: have this tattoo? They sent him right to the friar immediately. 37 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:43,720 Speaker 1: He's ash. He can't be examined now. That never happens. 38 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:50,920 Speaker 1: They sprayed off the roof immediately. Now, I've only ever 39 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 1: been a temporary cop. I was a cop for six 40 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:55,960 Speaker 1: months in the Marine Corps when they made me go 41 00:02:56,040 --> 00:02:58,160 Speaker 1: be a cop for a little while. But even if 42 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:01,480 Speaker 1: I had never done that, and I came on a 43 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:04,880 Speaker 1: crime scene of some kind, now I'm a civilian. I'm 44 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:06,720 Speaker 1: not a cop. I don't know anything about being a cop. 45 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:10,320 Speaker 1: I'm not one of you detective types. I if I 46 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:14,320 Speaker 1: walked into a crime scene, I wouldn't want to touch anything. 47 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,920 Speaker 1: This is me who doesn't know anything about it. I 48 00:03:18,919 --> 00:03:21,079 Speaker 1: would know I don't want to touch anything. I don't 49 00:03:21,080 --> 00:03:24,240 Speaker 1: want to move anything. I don't want to put fingerprints somewhere. 50 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:27,119 Speaker 1: I don't want to move something around. I'm a moron, 51 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:29,920 Speaker 1: and I would know. You don't touch things like that. 52 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:33,280 Speaker 1: You don't move things around. I certainly wouldn't go grab 53 00:03:33,320 --> 00:03:35,800 Speaker 1: the wind decks and start spraying down the windows and 54 00:03:35,800 --> 00:03:37,880 Speaker 1: cleaning all the blood and brain matter off of it. 55 00:03:38,480 --> 00:03:41,360 Speaker 1: I am a moron who knows nothing, and I know 56 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 1: you don't touch the crime scene. They immediately sprayed it off. 57 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:55,600 Speaker 1: How can you even claim negligence for that. There is 58 00:03:55,920 --> 00:04:00,200 Speaker 1: no claim you can make to explain spraying down the 59 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:03,920 Speaker 1: roof and cleaning off the crime scene of the guy 60 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:08,560 Speaker 1: who came two inches away from assassinating Donald Trump. And 61 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:11,760 Speaker 1: that brings us to the ATF agent. Again, this is 62 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 1: a known thing, not an Internet rumor. Senator Ron Johnson 63 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 1: of Wisconsin told me this to my face. A man 64 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:24,839 Speaker 1: got on the roof a man in a suit. A 65 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:28,400 Speaker 1: man kept telling the cops who were there. The cops 66 00:04:28,440 --> 00:04:31,400 Speaker 1: were there taking pictures in video of the dead guy's 67 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:34,279 Speaker 1: brains are blown out, the teeth and the blood everything. 68 00:04:34,560 --> 00:04:39,480 Speaker 1: Cops are there gathering pictures. This man tells these cops, Hey, 69 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:44,080 Speaker 1: all these pictures you're gathering, I want you to text 70 00:04:44,120 --> 00:04:48,840 Speaker 1: them all to me. He gives them the cell phone. Well, 71 00:04:49,160 --> 00:04:51,919 Speaker 1: all we knew initially was there was a man in 72 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,799 Speaker 1: a suit who wanted the cops to text him things. 73 00:04:55,320 --> 00:05:01,400 Speaker 1: Senator Ron Johnson looked into it. That man with the ATF. 74 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:06,479 Speaker 1: Ron Johnson reached out, not the Internet bomb throwing, just 75 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:10,839 Speaker 1: reached out and said, hey, buddy, I want you to 76 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:14,160 Speaker 1: come in so we can talk about that. You got 77 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,720 Speaker 1: all these pictures and videos and stuff like that. I 78 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,400 Speaker 1: want you to come in and talk about that. Boom. 79 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:25,520 Speaker 1: The guy clammed up and lawyered up immediately. Now, what's 80 00:05:25,560 --> 00:05:30,600 Speaker 1: the explanation for that? If you're there in an official 81 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:35,800 Speaker 1: capacity with the ATF, Let's say you're gathering crime scene 82 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:39,720 Speaker 1: photos or something like that. Well, that's a very easy explanation. 83 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:42,040 Speaker 1: You don't need to lawyer up or anything like that. 84 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:44,359 Speaker 1: You go in and say, yeah, Senator, we're at the 85 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:47,159 Speaker 1: atf We're kind of working with the FBI Secret Service. 86 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:49,880 Speaker 1: I'm figuring this out. I gathered up all the pictures 87 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:53,559 Speaker 1: because I've started a file on That's a two minute 88 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:58,080 Speaker 1: conversation when you immediately call your lawyer in Stonewall the 89 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:04,680 Speaker 1: United States Senate, Well, that's a concern. And as you 90 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:08,280 Speaker 1: can probably tell, you know, I don't quote crazy with 91 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,480 Speaker 1: rumor stuff and theory stuff. As you can probably tell, 92 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:15,360 Speaker 1: I suspect somebody in the government was involved. I do. 93 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:23,159 Speaker 1: I simply do just the level of reconnaissance that moron did. 94 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:27,840 Speaker 1: I am very suspicious. Now to your question, do I 95 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:32,320 Speaker 1: think he will find out who's responsible? No, I don't. 96 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:37,120 Speaker 1: I think that he will direct his Attorney General cash 97 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,800 Speaker 1: be tail all them. I think he will direct them 98 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:45,359 Speaker 1: all into a no holds bar investigation. Wouldn't you somebody 99 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,360 Speaker 1: tried to blow your head off? I think he will 100 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:50,039 Speaker 1: tell them all bets are off, you go all in. 101 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:54,880 Speaker 1: I want to know everything. But just like we talked about, 102 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:57,320 Speaker 1: I think it was last night with the announcement that 103 00:06:57,320 --> 00:07:00,120 Speaker 1: they're releasing the JFK files and the RFK files, in 104 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:05,320 Speaker 1: the MLK files and things like that. Powerful people they 105 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:09,440 Speaker 1: do not use the high powered assassin to take out 106 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:12,880 Speaker 1: their opponent. A he did twenty years on Special Forces 107 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:15,520 Speaker 1: and now he can shoot a guy from twenty miles away. 108 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:20,520 Speaker 1: That's in the movies. In real life, when you want 109 00:07:20,560 --> 00:07:24,120 Speaker 1: a powerful person taken out, and you yourself are powerful, 110 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:28,480 Speaker 1: you find a patsy, a fall guy. You find somebody 111 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:32,600 Speaker 1: who will do the deed for you, somebody who's stupid, 112 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:37,520 Speaker 1: easy to manipulate, maybe on drugs you find I hate 113 00:07:37,600 --> 00:07:41,120 Speaker 1: using this term, but you find a nobody, you get 114 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:44,200 Speaker 1: him to do the deed and then you kill him 115 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:47,320 Speaker 1: or you know he'll die in the process of it, 116 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:52,760 Speaker 1: and when he dies, all roads leading back to you 117 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:57,760 Speaker 1: die with him. Why do you think Lee Harvey Oswald 118 00:07:58,040 --> 00:08:03,239 Speaker 1: was gunned down by no notorious Jewish gangster Jack Ruby. 119 00:08:04,160 --> 00:08:07,640 Speaker 1: Why do you do you think Jack Ruby, after having 120 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:11,440 Speaker 1: been an enforcer for may Or Lansky, after having run 121 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:15,400 Speaker 1: a Dallas area strip club, do you think he woke 122 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:18,680 Speaker 1: up that morning and was just full of patriotic fervor 123 00:08:18,960 --> 00:08:21,720 Speaker 1: and he loved his president, and I can't believe this 124 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:23,480 Speaker 1: Lee Harvey guy would do it. You know what, I'm 125 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:25,480 Speaker 1: gonna grab me a thirty eight special one. I'm gonna 126 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:27,520 Speaker 1: go down there and do something about that. Do you 127 00:08:27,560 --> 00:08:31,920 Speaker 1: think that the notorious gangster was just overwhelmed with patriotism 128 00:08:31,960 --> 00:08:36,280 Speaker 1: in that moment? Or do you think he was tying 129 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:42,520 Speaker 1: up loose ends? Oh? Come on, you're not naive. No, 130 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:46,719 Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not of the impression we will ever 131 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:49,680 Speaker 1: get to the bottom of these kinds of things. But 132 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,400 Speaker 1: maybe I'm wrong. Look, I don't know that. Maybe I'm wrong. 133 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:56,000 Speaker 1: Maybe there's maybe there are enough breadcrumbs laying around me 134 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Speaker 1: and we can dig in and look. Maybe it was 135 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:01,040 Speaker 1: just that kid, you know, maybe he was just a 136 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:06,040 Speaker 1: kid who Look, you spend enough time online, the internet 137 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:08,920 Speaker 1: can be a wonderful and a very dangerous place. You 138 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:14,800 Speaker 1: can gather all manner of expertise online. There's a dark 139 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:18,319 Speaker 1: web place you can go. Now. I will admit I'm 140 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,920 Speaker 1: really unfamiliar with the dark web. I've never been there. 141 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:22,920 Speaker 1: I don't even know how to log in. But from 142 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:25,400 Speaker 1: what I understand, what Chris and the nerds tell me 143 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:29,200 Speaker 1: is there's a dark web thing for anything you might want, 144 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:32,199 Speaker 1: and that's a frightening thing. So maybe the kid was 145 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:37,319 Speaker 1: just some Internet nerd, lefty radical wanted to get famous 146 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:41,680 Speaker 1: out there, and he did enough recon figured out what 147 00:09:41,760 --> 00:09:43,960 Speaker 1: the best way to kill someone is, spend a little 148 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,439 Speaker 1: time at the range making sure you can make the shot. 149 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:50,760 Speaker 1: And maybe it comes down to just that, Hey, commander 150 00:09:50,800 --> 00:09:54,600 Speaker 1: of the airwaves, Kelly, it's obvious who wears the pants 151 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,480 Speaker 1: and the Kelly household, and I commend you for that. 152 00:09:57,480 --> 00:10:01,000 Speaker 1: My question is about the selection of pants and shirts 153 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,760 Speaker 1: when you dress in the morning. Are you a pants 154 00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:08,439 Speaker 1: first or a shirt first? To dresser, Oh, I always 155 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:12,520 Speaker 1: put the pants on first. You don't put your Women 156 00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:15,920 Speaker 1: put their shirt on first. That's a woman, Yeah, Chris, 157 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:19,000 Speaker 1: you know that's what women do. They put their shirt 158 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:21,839 Speaker 1: on first because they still want you checking them out 159 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:24,680 Speaker 1: while they're getting ready. All everyone knows that's what women do. 160 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:24,920 Speaker 2: Me. 161 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:27,600 Speaker 1: I put just my jeans on first. Then I go 162 00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:30,120 Speaker 1: strutting around the house and whenever I see ab I'm like, hey, 163 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,200 Speaker 1: do you see anything you like? And then she normally 164 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:34,280 Speaker 1: doesn't have something nice to say after that. 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I think, frankly, FEMA is not good. 191 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:19,600 Speaker 2: I think when you have a. 192 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,200 Speaker 4: Problem like this, I think you want to go and 193 00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:24,679 Speaker 4: whether it's a Democrat or Republican governor, you want to 194 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:27,320 Speaker 4: use your state to fix it and not waste time 195 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:30,080 Speaker 4: calling FEMA. And then FEMA gets here and they don't 196 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,400 Speaker 4: know the area, they've never been to the area, and 197 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,520 Speaker 4: they want to give you rules that you've never heard about. 198 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,720 Speaker 4: They want to bring people that aren't as good as 199 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:40,800 Speaker 4: the people you already have. And FEMA's turned out to 200 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:42,199 Speaker 4: be a disaster. 201 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,079 Speaker 1: Maybe we can get rid of FEMA. I'll be all 202 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,360 Speaker 1: on board for it. Remember that Haitian dude who said 203 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:51,040 Speaker 1: he's not going back to Haiti. Tom Homan talked about him. 204 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,600 Speaker 2: Oh, he's wrong, He's going back to Haiti. 205 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:58,240 Speaker 1: I got that, Jesse. I live in Louisiana and Bill 206 00:12:58,320 --> 00:13:01,559 Speaker 1: Cassidy is up for reelection next year. I've started talking 207 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:04,120 Speaker 1: with people in my area to help put in work 208 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:07,880 Speaker 1: to push his challenger, Scott Presler's early vote app is 209 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:11,760 Speaker 1: something we will be utilizing, so on and so forth. 210 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:18,280 Speaker 1: We listen. This is our challenge. Can we stay motivated, 211 00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:23,440 Speaker 1: stay in the fight, and care about races where Trump 212 00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:28,800 Speaker 1: isn't involved? Our challenge is a primary challenge. Now. The 213 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:32,079 Speaker 1: reason we are not moving as fast as we should 214 00:13:32,160 --> 00:13:35,439 Speaker 1: be moving is all of us, myself included, have been 215 00:13:35,520 --> 00:13:39,439 Speaker 1: negligent and lax when it comes to the primary process. 216 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:42,440 Speaker 1: We don't get involved, and when we do get involved, 217 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,560 Speaker 1: we vote for the same loser who's been in there. 218 00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:49,560 Speaker 1: That must change, because, as we talked about, these are 219 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:55,680 Speaker 1: not leaders. Most of these people are not leaders. They're followers. 220 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:59,400 Speaker 1: They go whichever way the wind blows. Now that's a negative. 221 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,520 Speaker 1: We would that they be leaders. We would rather they 222 00:14:02,559 --> 00:14:05,320 Speaker 1: see the right thing and do the right thing, come 223 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:08,200 Speaker 1: what may, because that's just how they see things. But 224 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:12,160 Speaker 1: that's not how they are. They're cowards. So we have 225 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:17,199 Speaker 1: to use their cowardice, and we use that by making 226 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:22,240 Speaker 1: sure they're afraid, afraid for their position. Right now, Lisa 227 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:26,400 Speaker 1: Murkowski pulled what she pulled yesterday. Why's she announced that 228 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:28,520 Speaker 1: she's going to publicly vote She's going to vote against 229 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:31,400 Speaker 1: the confirmation of hag Seth. She's not going to stop him. 230 00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:33,960 Speaker 1: He's still going to get confirmed. Why would you do that? 231 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,600 Speaker 1: Donald Trump? Just one year state, one year state easily, 232 00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:38,280 Speaker 1: Why would you do that? Let me tell you why 233 00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,720 Speaker 1: she did that. She has no fear of the primary voter. None. 234 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:46,320 Speaker 1: She feels like the primary voter is weak, has short 235 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:52,560 Speaker 1: term memory, stupid, lazy. She feels like, next time there's 236 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:56,200 Speaker 1: a GOP primary, she's going to be able to spend ten, fifteen, 237 00:14:56,320 --> 00:15:00,800 Speaker 1: twenty million dollars in Alaska, saturate the airwaves how Magashi 238 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,520 Speaker 1: is and the GOP primary voter who doesn't pay attention 239 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:07,720 Speaker 1: now won't know any better, and he'll run out and 240 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:09,880 Speaker 1: vote for her. Again. That's what she's banking on. I'm 241 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,440 Speaker 1: not saying that's what's going to happen, but that's why 242 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:16,080 Speaker 1: these senators constantly do the things they do because up 243 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:18,680 Speaker 1: to this point, that is what has happened up to 244 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,440 Speaker 1: this point. They're used to doing whatever they want to do, 245 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,760 Speaker 1: and these six year terms give them tons of freedom 246 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:27,920 Speaker 1: to do that. You know, you can screw up three 247 00:15:28,040 --> 00:15:31,360 Speaker 1: or four years before you're up for reelection because you know, 248 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:34,120 Speaker 1: as a Senator, You're going to raise enough money to 249 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:39,280 Speaker 1: splash how brave you are all over the airwaves, and 250 00:15:39,320 --> 00:15:42,960 Speaker 1: the people will forget how bad you screwed them when 251 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,920 Speaker 1: they needed you the most. And they have been right 252 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:50,880 Speaker 1: about that assumption for the longest time. For the longest time, 253 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:56,320 Speaker 1: it's been virtually impossible to primary out a GOP Senator. 254 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,200 Speaker 1: I do not believe those days are going to last forever, though. 255 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:02,320 Speaker 1: I think the GEO primary voter is waking up, and 256 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:05,240 Speaker 1: I will continue to bull whip him until he wakes up. 257 00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:08,040 Speaker 1: All the way, Jesse, we all know the King of 258 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,160 Speaker 1: not giving credit has the button of self park in 259 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:15,320 Speaker 1: his midlife crisis vehicle. Great job taking credit when approached, 260 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,600 Speaker 1: But us longtime listeners know you will take credit for 261 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:29,160 Speaker 1: other people's work. Need the Kamala cackle. It's crazy how 262 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:33,520 Speaker 1: much envy can just take over people. Ever, since you've 263 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:37,360 Speaker 1: found out that I'm a superior parallel parker, I've been 264 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:39,960 Speaker 1: accused of lying. Don't roll your eyes, Chris, I've been 265 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:43,720 Speaker 1: accused of lying. I've been accused of using some kind 266 00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:47,520 Speaker 1: of automatic system with the car that parks itself. And 267 00:16:47,560 --> 00:16:51,040 Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you right now. Look I'm bearing 268 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:55,560 Speaker 1: my soul here for you. My car. It does, in 269 00:16:55,560 --> 00:16:59,600 Speaker 1: fact have a self park function. I don't use it. 270 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,400 Speaker 1: You know that. I used it one time when I 271 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:05,080 Speaker 1: first got it, just to see if it would work, 272 00:17:05,359 --> 00:17:09,320 Speaker 1: how it would work. And it works, It works perfectly, 273 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:13,120 Speaker 1: and I feel gross using it, and I decided right 274 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,479 Speaker 1: then and there that's the last time I'll use it. 275 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:18,160 Speaker 1: I don't need it. It doesn't work as fast as 276 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:23,320 Speaker 1: I do. It doesn't have that that artist's feel to it. 277 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:28,240 Speaker 1: It feels too mechanical to me. What Chris now, I 278 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:30,320 Speaker 1: do hate it, Chris, I'm not pretending to hate it. 279 00:17:30,359 --> 00:17:32,720 Speaker 1: I do hate it. I don't want to I don't 280 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,280 Speaker 1: want to park like a robot. I want to park 281 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:38,960 Speaker 1: like a magician. That's what I am, A magician. I 282 00:17:39,119 --> 00:17:43,359 Speaker 1: it's just like menu whispering. I feel my way. I 283 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:46,600 Speaker 1: don't know exactly which techniques I'm going to use when 284 00:17:46,640 --> 00:17:48,880 Speaker 1: I'm pulling into this parking spot. I don't know whether 285 00:17:48,920 --> 00:17:52,119 Speaker 1: I'm going to go in forward or I really prefer 286 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:54,119 Speaker 1: to go in backward. That way, I'm always ready for 287 00:17:54,119 --> 00:17:56,440 Speaker 1: an exit. I learned that from the spy movies. Chris, 288 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:58,320 Speaker 1: why do you have to be immature? Okay, why do 289 00:17:58,359 --> 00:18:01,760 Speaker 1: you have to immature? I don't know what technic I'm 290 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:05,200 Speaker 1: gonna use. I need to feel my way like all 291 00:18:05,240 --> 00:18:10,000 Speaker 1: great artists do. And that you're jealous of me saddens me. Actually, 292 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:13,320 Speaker 1: all right, why are we still getting text on overtime? Pay? 293 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:18,560 Speaker 3: Hang on the Jesse Kelly Show on air and online 294 00:18:18,560 --> 00:18:21,000 Speaker 3: at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. 295 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:25,720 Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, A 296 00:18:25,880 --> 00:18:29,639 Speaker 1: wonderful ass Doctor Jesse Friday reminding you you can email 297 00:18:29,680 --> 00:18:33,720 Speaker 1: the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. If you 298 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:36,240 Speaker 1: miss a single minute of the show. You can download 299 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:40,040 Speaker 1: the whole thing on iHeart, Spotify, iTunes, or leave us 300 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:44,920 Speaker 1: a voicemail. Ladybird Johnson and LBJ were a major stockholder 301 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:49,159 Speaker 1: in Bell Techtron. Bell Techtron made the holicapters for the 302 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,040 Speaker 1: Vietnam War. 303 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:52,320 Speaker 2: Was Kennedy getna pull us out of the war? 304 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:59,160 Speaker 1: Enough said? Follow the money trail? I love JFK. Murder assassinator, murder, 305 00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:03,560 Speaker 1: assassinate theories. I love them and I don't laugh at 306 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:06,280 Speaker 1: any of them. But I don't know that could be. 307 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:11,760 Speaker 1: I don't know, but this is this is what the government, 308 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,679 Speaker 1: and really a lot of evil people in power throughout 309 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:18,199 Speaker 1: history have never understood, which is wild because it's so 310 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:26,680 Speaker 1: very obvious. You need to maintain the connection between the government, government, 311 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:30,480 Speaker 1: governing body, whatever it is, and the citizens, the people themselves. 312 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:37,479 Speaker 1: The people themselves must feel connected to their government. You 313 00:19:37,520 --> 00:19:40,240 Speaker 1: can't just break away from them and rule over them. 314 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:45,080 Speaker 1: Even all powerful kings and pharaohs cannot survive in power 315 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:48,240 Speaker 1: if the people feel that there is no connection with 316 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:51,080 Speaker 1: them to their government. That is a fact. You can 317 00:19:51,119 --> 00:19:53,520 Speaker 1: go read all the crazy things kings have done to 318 00:19:53,520 --> 00:19:56,439 Speaker 1: try to appeal to the people. So they get that 319 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:59,960 Speaker 1: they need that connection. But what they never seem to 320 00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:07,800 Speaker 1: understand is being open and honest creates more trust in 321 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:13,680 Speaker 1: a better connection, a better connection when you're open and honest. Now, 322 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,720 Speaker 1: the JFK assassination is just one example. We could use 323 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:20,560 Speaker 1: a million different things, but the JFK assassination. You have 324 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:24,159 Speaker 1: all these files. It looks bad, it looks weird, the 325 00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:29,159 Speaker 1: grassy no, the mobs Cia Cuba, they'll be j but 326 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,719 Speaker 1: no one knows. But you collect all these files and 327 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:37,200 Speaker 1: then you classify them and tell everybody, oh, we'll show 328 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:43,720 Speaker 1: you in like ah fifty years. That creates suspicion. That 329 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:49,040 Speaker 1: creates distrust when you tell me I can't see what 330 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:52,000 Speaker 1: I should be allowed to see as an American citizen, 331 00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:54,639 Speaker 1: that was my president who just got his freaking end 332 00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:57,439 Speaker 1: blown off. I have every right to know what you 333 00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:01,760 Speaker 1: know about that. And when you cover it up all 334 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:05,160 Speaker 1: these agencies and whatnot, they think they're protecting themselves. Well, 335 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,359 Speaker 1: we have to protect We'll make it about the CIA. 336 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,760 Speaker 1: We have to protect the CIA. No, you don't understand. 337 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:14,399 Speaker 1: The CIA is still part of the federal government. And 338 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:18,760 Speaker 1: if the federal government loses its connection with the people, 339 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:21,640 Speaker 1: then there's no more CIA because there's no more federal government, 340 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:25,080 Speaker 1: because then your country's gone. What you have to do 341 00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:29,119 Speaker 1: is maintain a trust with the people. Very hard to 342 00:21:29,119 --> 00:21:32,040 Speaker 1: do when you're covering everything up. Jesse, didn't Trump promise 343 00:21:32,119 --> 00:21:37,160 Speaker 1: not the tax overtime pay? Has this been ordered by Trump? Well, look, 344 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:41,080 Speaker 1: there are campaign promises and then there's Congress and other things. 345 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,920 Speaker 1: A lot of the things these politicians, all of them 346 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:46,919 Speaker 1: do when they're on the campaign trail is promise you 347 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:49,160 Speaker 1: that they're going to do this, that, and this and that. 348 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:53,120 Speaker 1: But they don't necessarily have the power to do all 349 00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:56,679 Speaker 1: that themselves. You want to change the tax laws of 350 00:21:56,720 --> 00:22:01,440 Speaker 1: the country, you need Congress. Back to what we were 351 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:05,040 Speaker 1: talking about before. Everyone was mag of this and maga that, 352 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:07,600 Speaker 1: and Trump Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump, Trump til we die. 353 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:13,400 Speaker 1: And so Trump gets elected overwhelmingly, but the GOP barely 354 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:16,480 Speaker 1: has a majority in the House of Representatives. And that 355 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,720 Speaker 1: small majority means that we will now need the biggest 356 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,960 Speaker 1: rhino of rhinos, all of them, to vote for whatever 357 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:28,000 Speaker 1: bill we pass. So allow me to remind you once again, 358 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:33,119 Speaker 1: this Congress as it's currently constituted, is not really capable 359 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:37,040 Speaker 1: of passing a great law. Oh, you'll get some very 360 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:40,160 Speaker 1: basic stuff like Lake and Riley Act. That's the bare 361 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:44,159 Speaker 1: minimum deporting criminals. What am I supposed to congratulate you 362 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:48,320 Speaker 1: for that? You should be deporting everyone. But okay, glad 363 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:52,000 Speaker 1: you did it. But that's the very basic. That's the 364 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,840 Speaker 1: bare minimum. And that's all you're going to get. Don't 365 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:59,680 Speaker 1: expect some great law. The laws, the bills, the budgets, 366 00:22:59,720 --> 00:23:02,440 Speaker 1: the propreation stuff you're gonna get from this Congress is 367 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:06,159 Speaker 1: gonna be awful. Not only right now, Jesse, the bribes, 368 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:09,760 Speaker 1: I mean ear marks you mentioned on Monday for outgoing agencies. 369 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:12,720 Speaker 1: Can they be reversed. How nice would it be for 370 00:23:12,760 --> 00:23:16,000 Speaker 1: those people to lose favor with the companies they tried 371 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:20,120 Speaker 1: to enrich. Some of that stuff can be reversed. He's 372 00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:23,359 Speaker 1: talking about what I mentioned on Monday with Jennifer grand Holme, 373 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:28,000 Speaker 1: outgoing Energy Secretary manages to copple together a whole bunch 374 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,040 Speaker 1: more cash that mysteriously is going to end up in 375 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,880 Speaker 1: the hands of her big donors from the state of Michigan, 376 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,959 Speaker 1: where she's from. And of course they do this on 377 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,680 Speaker 1: their way out the door when they don't have any 378 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:40,560 Speaker 1: power anymore. The looting of the treasury. Can it be 379 00:23:40,600 --> 00:23:44,959 Speaker 1: stopped now? Some can, some can't, depends on where that 380 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:48,760 Speaker 1: process is. Trump today came out and he stopped a 381 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:53,119 Speaker 1: lot of the Inflation Reduction Act. He stopped a lot 382 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,600 Speaker 1: of those payments because it was all just one big 383 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:58,520 Speaker 1: payoff to Democrat donors. It didn't have anything to do 384 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,600 Speaker 1: with energy or inflation or anything else. They just passed 385 00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,000 Speaker 1: a multi trillion dollar bill and called it the Inflation 386 00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:07,760 Speaker 1: Reduction Act. What a bunch of dishonest pieces of trash. Anyway, 387 00:24:07,760 --> 00:24:09,879 Speaker 1: he stopped some of those, but you're not gonna get 388 00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:12,399 Speaker 1: the ones back that already got sent out, Hey, Jesse, 389 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:16,200 Speaker 1: my name's John. I wanted to be grudgingly say congrats 390 00:24:16,200 --> 00:24:19,600 Speaker 1: to your Buckeyes on winning the national championship. However, we 391 00:24:20,119 --> 00:24:22,679 Speaker 1: can't ignore the fact that there is a massive asterisk 392 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,879 Speaker 1: on this season, and that is Michigan. We own you. 393 00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:28,760 Speaker 1: Ha ha ha. I love the show. Keep doing what 394 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:31,760 Speaker 1: you're doing, brother. That's the brutal thing about losing to 395 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:34,879 Speaker 1: your rival. We've lost to Michigan a few years in 396 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:39,360 Speaker 1: a row. Here you are your national champion, and don't 397 00:24:39,359 --> 00:24:42,040 Speaker 1: get me wrong, you'd rather be national champion than beat 398 00:24:42,040 --> 00:24:47,160 Speaker 1: your rival. But still your rival still has that over you, 399 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,320 Speaker 1: especially if they've cobbled together a few of them in 400 00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:55,800 Speaker 1: a row, and they do most definitely have some bragging rights. Gosh, 401 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:59,679 Speaker 1: I hate it, Doctor Menu Oracle, Doctor menu Oracle. Anyway, 402 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:03,359 Speaker 1: settle a debate for me. What's your opinion on sloppy Joe? 403 00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:08,480 Speaker 1: And no, I'm not referring to the president Sloppy Joe. Well, 404 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:14,000 Speaker 1: here's the deal we had, man Witch when I was 405 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,720 Speaker 1: a kid. You ever have man which have you heard? 406 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,240 Speaker 1: I don't even know if it still exists. It was 407 00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:19,240 Speaker 1: the sloppy Joe in a can. It does Chris it does. 408 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:21,120 Speaker 1: That's all we ever had when I was a kid, 409 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:25,399 Speaker 1: and so that was really my impression of sloppy Joe. 410 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:30,760 Speaker 1: Sloppy Joe for me, traditional sloppy Joe is a little 411 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:37,040 Speaker 1: too catch it be. I don't like sweet meats. I 412 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:41,479 Speaker 1: like salty meats, spicy meats. Chris, why don't you grow up? 413 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,160 Speaker 1: Can I get through a conversation talking about I didn't 414 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:49,639 Speaker 1: say it at all. I don't like like karaokee wings 415 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:54,040 Speaker 1: or barbecue wings with barbecue sauce on them. They're fine. 416 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,359 Speaker 1: It's not like I'm grossed out. Too sweet for me, 417 00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,159 Speaker 1: too sweet. I'd much rather have some sort of a 418 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:02,840 Speaker 1: dry row or even a buffalo sauce, even though that 419 00:26:02,840 --> 00:26:05,800 Speaker 1: can get too sweet. But traditional sloppy Joe, at least 420 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,720 Speaker 1: a man, which we had when I was a kid, 421 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:12,840 Speaker 1: was usually too Ketchupy Bob has started making sloppy Joe 422 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:16,080 Speaker 1: at home in the slow cooker, and she's taken most 423 00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:18,800 Speaker 1: of that ketchup out of it, so ours is browner 424 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,840 Speaker 1: instead of redder. If you looked at it, it would 425 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,240 Speaker 1: look more like a I don't even want to say 426 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:25,359 Speaker 1: a chili, I don't know, browner more the color of 427 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,080 Speaker 1: reef fried beans than anything else brown or sloppy Joe. 428 00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:36,919 Speaker 1: I buy. I buy wieners, the ballpark bun size all beef, Chris, 429 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:39,600 Speaker 1: so you people can eat them, the all beef wieners. 430 00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:42,840 Speaker 1: Whenever she makes sloppy Joe, I don't have sloppy Joe. 431 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:48,720 Speaker 1: I throw ballpark weiener cheese. Some kind of shredded cheese 432 00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:50,479 Speaker 1: is some kind of We have some in the fridge. 433 00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:54,159 Speaker 1: And then I dump that sloppy Joe over it like 434 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,400 Speaker 1: a chili dog, but more of a sloppy Joe dog. 435 00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:58,359 Speaker 1: It would be unfair to call that chili, although it's 436 00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:01,520 Speaker 1: pretty much the same friggin thing. That's how I prefer 437 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:05,159 Speaker 1: sloppy Joe. I like sloppy Joe. It's just that traditional 438 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,280 Speaker 1: sloppy Joe is way, way, way too ketch a bey 439 00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:10,480 Speaker 1: for me. It's like my thoughts on meat loaf. Everyone 440 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:12,720 Speaker 1: yells at me because I hate meat loaf. Meat loaf 441 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:14,800 Speaker 1: was always too ketch a be for me. Now maybe 442 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,280 Speaker 1: that's just because my mom can't cook to save her life. 443 00:27:17,359 --> 00:27:20,600 Speaker 1: But I don't know. I can't say what Chris, she can't. 444 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,119 Speaker 1: She got it, Honestly, her mom couldn't cook either. Whenever 445 00:27:24,119 --> 00:27:26,800 Speaker 1: we were going to grandma's house, we would stop at 446 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:29,840 Speaker 1: McDonald's on the way and we would stuff our faces 447 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:32,080 Speaker 1: because we knew she'd be serving some kind of god 448 00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:35,600 Speaker 1: awful stringy pork pork roast or something like that, and 449 00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,040 Speaker 1: every time she had to catch on at some point. 450 00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,520 Speaker 1: Every time we'd be like, oh is it dinner time? Oh? 451 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:45,960 Speaker 1: I wish we'd known we already ate Dang, that's too bad. 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It's not like 459 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,600 Speaker 1: you would log in right now ZipRecruiter dot com slash 460 00:28:13,680 --> 00:28:17,080 Speaker 1: jesse try it for free, You start your account, and 461 00:28:17,119 --> 00:28:18,919 Speaker 1: then you just kind of sit around. Well, hopefully in 462 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:24,200 Speaker 1: a week immediately you will see matches. Stop this old 463 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:27,760 Speaker 1: way of thinking where you've got to put a sign 464 00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:31,159 Speaker 1: on the door and a classified in the Newspapper newspaper, 465 00:28:31,280 --> 00:28:34,560 Speaker 1: Zip Precruiter, it's the hiring site employers prefer the most 466 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:38,240 Speaker 1: for a reason. It's where the good employees are go 467 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:46,640 Speaker 1: win ZipRecruiter dot com slash Jesse, We'll be back. You're 468 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,760 Speaker 1: listening to the oracle. You love this one. It's a 469 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:54,880 Speaker 1: scream baby. The Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse 470 00:28:55,080 --> 00:28:58,560 Speaker 1: Kelly Show. Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. On 471 00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:01,880 Speaker 1: what has been a magnificent and Friday, a magnificent week, 472 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:05,080 Speaker 1: Jewish producer Chris just said that it feels like so 473 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,640 Speaker 1: much has happened this week, like more than the last 474 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,400 Speaker 1: year of the Biden presidency. Yeah, that's what happens when 475 00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:12,360 Speaker 1: you have people who actually care about the country. That's 476 00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:12,880 Speaker 1: what happens. 477 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:13,120 Speaker 4: Big. 478 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,479 Speaker 1: Granted, it is an embarrassment of riches for Trump because 479 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:20,320 Speaker 1: they left such a gigantic pile of dog crap to 480 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,400 Speaker 1: clean up that virtually anywhere you shovel, you're gonna pick 481 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:27,640 Speaker 1: up something. There's a lot to do. Keep digging in Jesse. 482 00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:32,040 Speaker 1: It's been three years since we lost Bailey, our fourteen 483 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:36,000 Speaker 1: year old lovable knucklehead golden doodle. My wife of thirty 484 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:39,000 Speaker 1: six years has said no more dogs because of her 485 00:29:39,080 --> 00:29:42,680 Speaker 1: sadness of losing him. I have always had a dog. Yes, 486 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:45,040 Speaker 1: it is sad to lose a canine friend, a part 487 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,640 Speaker 1: of the family. I can't help but think of the 488 00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:51,080 Speaker 1: happiness and pure joy of moving on to another man's 489 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:57,880 Speaker 1: best friend like Fred. What to do? Here's how we 490 00:29:57,920 --> 00:30:02,600 Speaker 1: handled it. When I was a kid, we always had 491 00:30:02,640 --> 00:30:05,800 Speaker 1: a dog. When I was growing up, we always always 492 00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:10,040 Speaker 1: always had a dog. And when our dogs died for 493 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,040 Speaker 1: whatever reason they died got hit by a car. You 494 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:18,400 Speaker 1: remember my one dog got poisoned pet's dye. Dogs die 495 00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:24,440 Speaker 1: on you. Rarely was there a one day lag in 496 00:30:24,480 --> 00:30:27,600 Speaker 1: the Kelly household before we went out and snatched up 497 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,800 Speaker 1: another dog. I'm not saying it's the right thing to do, 498 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:34,960 Speaker 1: but I will say, like the day Jake, our black lab, 499 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:40,160 Speaker 1: got poisoned by our dirtball neighbor and he died that day. 500 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,800 Speaker 1: My dad, Now my dad didn't deal with tears all 501 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:47,560 Speaker 1: that well. He wasn't exactly the cuveliest person in the world, 502 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:51,680 Speaker 1: but he cared. He just didn't know how to show 503 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:56,080 Speaker 1: it necessarily. And if he walked in and everyone was sad, 504 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,800 Speaker 1: and he walked in that day and everyone was crying. 505 00:30:57,840 --> 00:31:00,640 Speaker 1: Everyone was sad. I'm crying, my sister Mickey crying, my 506 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:04,240 Speaker 1: mom's crying, everyone's crying. We love Jake. Jake's gone. Well, 507 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:07,240 Speaker 1: my old man doesn't know what to do but try 508 00:31:07,280 --> 00:31:09,840 Speaker 1: to fix it. Right. So immediately it was get in 509 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,560 Speaker 1: the car, everybody, get in the car, let's go. And 510 00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,880 Speaker 1: so for him, that was that was how he loved. 511 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,720 Speaker 1: We got in the car, drove right down to a 512 00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:21,360 Speaker 1: kennel and got a new puppy, and we were still 513 00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:24,760 Speaker 1: sad about Jake that night. But our next dog, Hank 514 00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:26,880 Speaker 1: was his name. I actually named him after my grandpa. 515 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:31,040 Speaker 1: Our next dog, Hank. Look, you spend enough time cuddling 516 00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:34,000 Speaker 1: with the puppy, you forget about the last one. So 517 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:40,040 Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you, because Fred has 518 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:43,600 Speaker 1: so taken ownership of the hearts of this family and 519 00:31:43,680 --> 00:31:47,240 Speaker 1: really the entire neighborhood and my mom and everybody else. 520 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:51,000 Speaker 1: Fred just owns everybody. I don't know what we're gonna 521 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,920 Speaker 1: do when he goes. I have no idea, but I 522 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,760 Speaker 1: know my wife's gonna be a wreck and my kids 523 00:31:57,760 --> 00:32:00,240 Speaker 1: are gonna be a wreck. I won't care. I'll be fine. 524 00:32:00,320 --> 00:32:04,160 Speaker 1: But what Chris, I rEFInd but they'll be upset Jesse. 525 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:07,120 Speaker 1: If the twenty four Blue states are successful in harboring 526 00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:10,720 Speaker 1: their illegals, soon they'll be begging for billions from Congress. 527 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:13,920 Speaker 1: Hopefully we will not give them any. Well, this is 528 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:18,200 Speaker 1: why we have to do, as indelicate as it may be, 529 00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,120 Speaker 1: we have to do what Trump did today, where if 530 00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:25,400 Speaker 1: you're one of these blue places that has destroyed your 531 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:29,640 Speaker 1: own place on purpose, you don't get to go begging 532 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:35,280 Speaker 1: now for federal taxpayer dollars without conditions. Trump was talking 533 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,800 Speaker 1: about California today. We need hey, we need all this money. 534 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:43,800 Speaker 1: We need billions of dollars. And Trump said, well, okay, 535 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,200 Speaker 1: so I want two things. 536 00:32:45,240 --> 00:32:48,040 Speaker 2: I want voter ID for the people of California. They 537 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:51,880 Speaker 2: all want it right now. You don't have voter ID. 538 00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:56,040 Speaker 2: People want to have voter identification. You want to have 539 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:59,840 Speaker 2: proof of citizenship. Ideally you have one day voting. But 540 00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:02,880 Speaker 2: I I just want voter ideas to start, and I 541 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,440 Speaker 2: want the water to be released. And they're going to 542 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,800 Speaker 2: get a lot of help from the US. Thank you 543 00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:09,040 Speaker 2: very much. I'll see you a little bit. 544 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:15,560 Speaker 1: You can't allow these Blue states to destroy their people, 545 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:20,400 Speaker 1: destroy their state, bankrupt the treasury and then turn and 546 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:25,760 Speaker 1: hand them my money and your money. Whenever something goes wrong. 547 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,640 Speaker 1: You can't just allow them to get away with that. 548 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:34,120 Speaker 1: These cities and states get tax payer money. The politicians 549 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,400 Speaker 1: in these states, they use that money to get re 550 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:40,200 Speaker 1: elected the hand I find a way to hand that 551 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,320 Speaker 1: money out to their friends and their campaign donors and 552 00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,280 Speaker 1: this and that, and very little of it ever gets 553 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:47,240 Speaker 1: to the people because they don't give a crap about 554 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,760 Speaker 1: the people. Hey, Jesse, Based on some of the things 555 00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,280 Speaker 1: I've heard you say on the air, I think we're 556 00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,680 Speaker 1: pretty close to each other. On Tuesday, you mentioned sending 557 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,720 Speaker 1: Cory on a cheese steak run. Where is the good 558 00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:01,200 Speaker 1: cheese steak place you sent him to. I'm glad you 559 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:03,680 Speaker 1: found a useful thing for him to do. I'm sure 560 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:07,400 Speaker 1: it's not like he's crushing it in the studio. That's true. 561 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:11,600 Speaker 1: His name was Steven. Fat Shack is the name of 562 00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:15,279 Speaker 1: this place, and I think it's run by a bunch 563 00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:18,640 Speaker 1: of stoners. We were looking. We laugh every time, me, 564 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,279 Speaker 1: Chris and Corey when we look at the menu, we 565 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:24,200 Speaker 1: laugh every time. Don't they have like a fat dooby 566 00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,160 Speaker 1: or something like that? Oh my gosh, Corey's holding up. 567 00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,600 Speaker 1: They gave us a bumper sticker with the order that 568 00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:31,920 Speaker 1: Corey went and picked up. I kid you not, that 569 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:38,920 Speaker 1: said I love fat doobies. So this place is delicious. 570 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:45,240 Speaker 1: Cheese sticks and cheese steaks, and they double fry their fries, 571 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:49,360 Speaker 1: and they have all these sandwiches that have like cheese. 572 00:34:49,480 --> 00:34:51,440 Speaker 1: They'll have a sandwich and I'm making this up, but 573 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:53,960 Speaker 1: it's not really wrong. They'll have a sandwich with a 574 00:34:53,960 --> 00:34:57,440 Speaker 1: bunch of chicken strips on it and then French fries 575 00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:00,120 Speaker 1: on it, and then mozzarella cheese sticks on it, and 576 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,080 Speaker 1: then they'll drown it and ranch and you know that 577 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,560 Speaker 1: they have. I think it's a lot of Stoner's. But 578 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:10,239 Speaker 1: the thing about our Stoner friends is they know how 579 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:14,960 Speaker 1: to eat. Stoners know how to eat. And his place 580 00:35:15,040 --> 00:35:18,080 Speaker 1: is pretty freaking good. I'll tell you that much, all right, Jesse. 581 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:21,840 Speaker 1: Yesterday I had dinner from your favorite restaurant, Red Lobster. 582 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:24,719 Speaker 1: I had the salmon dish with Brussels sprouts, clay and 583 00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:27,040 Speaker 1: buck we're talking about. I have to say that was 584 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:30,960 Speaker 1: probably the best thing about the meal. Have you tried them? No, 585 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:34,880 Speaker 1: I haven't. I haven't tried the Brussels sprouts of red lobster, 586 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:40,040 Speaker 1: because I'm not a disgusting cave man who pretends that 587 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:44,640 Speaker 1: Brussels sprouts are anything other than disgusting. Stop trying to 588 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,560 Speaker 1: sell Brussels sprouts to the masses. I don't care how 589 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:49,400 Speaker 1: many times Clay gets on the air and say I 590 00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,440 Speaker 1: love the Brussels sprouts. I'm a big fan. Sure, go 591 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:54,920 Speaker 1: send a plate of cheese sticks in front of everyone 592 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,000 Speaker 1: and a plate of Brussels sprouts, and see which one 593 00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:00,720 Speaker 1: goes away first. You put your phone down, Go enjoy 594 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:04,080 Speaker 1: your weekend. Celebrate. It's been a wonderful weekend. We'll have 595 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:09,000 Speaker 1: a wonderful next week too, all right, that's all