1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:09,239 Speaker 1: This is a Headgun podcast. Good morning, South Bend. It's 2 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:13,399 Speaker 1: a bright, beautiful sunny day and beautiful Indiana. The sun's 3 00:00:13,520 --> 00:00:17,760 Speaker 1: rising over the reclaimed beer Hall. Our badgers are sure 4 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:21,239 Speaker 1: to give it there all this Friday night, and I 5 00:00:21,280 --> 00:00:25,560 Speaker 1: think Mayor Pete Buddha Jedge is gonna give an appearance. 6 00:00:25,840 --> 00:00:27,840 Speaker 1: He might even take a swig of some of our 7 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 1: homegrown ale from the Fiddler's Hearth Brewery. M love that 8 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:39,120 Speaker 1: ipa four dollar points and two for one wing Wednesdays. 9 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:42,920 Speaker 1: Come over in Hearth with us. Book your two nights 10 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:46,839 Speaker 1: day now at the down on South on South seven 11 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:52,479 Speaker 1: New bed and Breakfast. Excuse me, I didn't have my 12 00:00:52,680 --> 00:00:58,440 Speaker 1: caribou coffee this morning. Now let's get back to the hits, eighties, 13 00:00:58,760 --> 00:01:04,800 Speaker 1: nineties and today. Who's that knocking at the door. It's 14 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 1: all your friends, your filthy horse. Your husband's gone and 15 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,880 Speaker 1: you've got books and a bottle of wine to kill. 16 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:16,080 Speaker 1: It's books. It's gossip. I'm shook. It's memoir. It's Martinius. 17 00:01:18,400 --> 00:01:22,840 Speaker 1: Clebrit book Club. Come read it while it's hot. Celebrity 18 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:27,960 Speaker 1: book Club. Tell your secrets. We won't talk clebrity books. 19 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:33,240 Speaker 1: No boys are alloud celebrit Book Say It Loud and 20 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:39,200 Speaker 1: Cloud Celebrity book Club Buzzman, I brought the Queer Voe. Hey, 21 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:44,160 Speaker 1: best friends, Hey, best friend? Um? What literally is up? Um? 22 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 1: Oh my god? This speak has been crazy, so much coop, 23 00:01:47,880 --> 00:01:51,600 Speaker 1: a lot of coup. But first, but first the real coup, 24 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:54,600 Speaker 1: which is the mark that we read and we're about 25 00:01:54,600 --> 00:01:56,280 Speaker 1: to talk about. I think it's like really important to 26 00:01:56,320 --> 00:01:59,920 Speaker 1: private context about current events by not just looking at 27 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:03,160 Speaker 1: the main players, but who's the woman or in some 28 00:02:03,240 --> 00:02:08,640 Speaker 1: cases the man behind the man. The book we read, 29 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:14,240 Speaker 1: it breaks stereotypes, It shatters norms, you might say, I 30 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:18,079 Speaker 1: would say shatters norms in what can even be conceived 31 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:21,240 Speaker 1: as a book because it basically reads as a family newsletter. 32 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 1: Truly is one of the least necessary books to have 33 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,320 Speaker 1: ever been written. Of course, we were talking about the 34 00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:34,320 Speaker 1: memoir of Chasten, So Chasta it is Chasta, and he 35 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,160 Speaker 1: does explain this, so I'm part of the book, and 36 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,000 Speaker 1: I knew he did explain the book, but I just 37 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:42,160 Speaker 1: couldn't wrap my tiny mouth around what well, it is 38 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:44,679 Speaker 1: a made up word because Chasen is of course this 39 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:47,880 Speaker 1: like Shakespearean word which means like you know, to make something, 40 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:52,600 Speaker 1: make something more chaste, Oh like chaste, and he is 41 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:56,200 Speaker 1: kind of he is very chaste. Oh, he's pretty chased. Yeah. 42 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:59,639 Speaker 1: But of course, Chaston Booty Judge is the husband to 43 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:04,920 Speaker 1: Pete Bota Judge, the failed twenty twenty presidential candidate, the 44 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:12,000 Speaker 1: failed twenty sixteen DNC chair, Yes, off chair. And you 45 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:15,800 Speaker 1: know what's kind of ironic is that in twenty sixteen, 46 00:03:15,919 --> 00:03:18,240 Speaker 1: Peg sort of this like dark Horse Cannon who didn't 47 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:21,239 Speaker 1: really win, but ultimately there was like a very tight 48 00:03:21,320 --> 00:03:23,560 Speaker 1: race for the actual chair between Tom pres and Keith Ellison, 49 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:26,639 Speaker 1: and the sort of establishment swooped in, mister politico, I'm 50 00:03:26,680 --> 00:03:29,520 Speaker 1: just gonna stop you there for a while a second, okay, 51 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:32,560 Speaker 1: before we get into this DNC nonsense, just to let 52 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:36,240 Speaker 1: our readers know we are reading. And again it's Chasten 53 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:41,400 Speaker 1: boot Judge's book called I Have Something to tell You, 54 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:45,160 Speaker 1: which ironically he doesn't. He doesn't have. It's like, on 55 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 1: the one hand, he does have something to tell us, 56 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 1: and it's every single goddamn moment of his life because 57 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,120 Speaker 1: he has something to tell us, because he has nothing 58 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 1: to tell us. Let me get into the cover for 59 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:59,040 Speaker 1: a second. Um, I've never seen something so dealist. It's 60 00:03:59,320 --> 00:04:01,880 Speaker 1: let's actually seen list, it's defining C list. So it's 61 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 1: a pale he's wearing like a pale blue polo and 62 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 1: a dark blue Banana Republic sweater over the pale blue 63 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 1: Warby Warby. Glass says, he's got this sharp little two 64 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:16,120 Speaker 1: thief smiles smile, classic sharp little gay te The teeth 65 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:18,160 Speaker 1: felt to really like go back fast, you know what 66 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:20,360 Speaker 1: I mean. It's kind of bugs up front. Well, can 67 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:24,240 Speaker 1: I explain this? It's gay mouth. But a lot of 68 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:28,640 Speaker 1: gays have receding gums because they brush too hard. Oh yeah, 69 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:32,040 Speaker 1: it's a self conscious thing that's related to gay's having 70 00:04:32,080 --> 00:04:34,279 Speaker 1: acnets cars because they pick at their faces. Right, And 71 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 1: I would say his hair is classic forehead. It's a 72 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,520 Speaker 1: five head, honey, it's a sixth head. I mean that's 73 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,120 Speaker 1: what I look like if I had this haircut. And 74 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:45,760 Speaker 1: he's just smiling the dorkiest little smile, a big feed 75 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,640 Speaker 1: or group smiles. I have something to tell you. It 76 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:51,039 Speaker 1: was written in like classic like wine mom Hawk wine 77 00:04:51,080 --> 00:04:55,960 Speaker 1: momont pillows at TJ. Max. Yeah, so he actually also 78 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:59,360 Speaker 1: reveals himself to be a Maxies. Well, right, he does. 79 00:04:59,480 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 1: And I think he comes from a very Maxinista place, 80 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 1: and I think that was probably the point of this book, 81 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,760 Speaker 1: is to like tell America that, like, he is a 82 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:12,520 Speaker 1: Maxinista and not this like East Coast gay who's so snobby. 83 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,520 Speaker 1: And you can tell that the book is going to 84 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:17,560 Speaker 1: be an absolute meaningless fluff because the blurbs in the 85 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,880 Speaker 1: back are just like all of the most like HRC 86 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:23,400 Speaker 1: no hate campaign people who are just praising it for 87 00:05:23,520 --> 00:05:27,960 Speaker 1: being like an inspiring story of a husband. The joke 88 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:31,760 Speaker 1: that Katie Kirk actually read this, No, of course, are 89 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:35,440 Speaker 1: you getting she did not read this? Um anyway, So Chastin, 90 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,040 Speaker 1: you know, obviously for those who just need a quick 91 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:42,040 Speaker 1: refresher beat, puta judge. Obviously field presidential candidate, first major 92 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:45,040 Speaker 1: gay president, openly gay presidential Candida. Obviously we know James 93 00:05:45,040 --> 00:05:47,480 Speaker 1: Buchanan was gay. I love there's a lot to talk 94 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:50,920 Speaker 1: about Lincoln's talk about Lincoln. Yeah, and Uly sees us 95 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:54,960 Speaker 1: grant by famous Toxic Bye of course, the original Toxic 96 00:05:55,040 --> 00:05:59,080 Speaker 1: by Um. But Chaston is just this like musical theater 97 00:05:59,279 --> 00:06:02,360 Speaker 1: nerd who is sadly younger than us, which is right. 98 00:06:02,440 --> 00:06:04,279 Speaker 1: I'm I was like, oh, it's so sad he's younger 99 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:06,880 Speaker 1: than us, which is also so Chaston in the book. 100 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:10,680 Speaker 1: He's always like, here I am just a loser substitute 101 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:13,160 Speaker 1: teacher with my fifty dollars h and M blazer, and 102 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:16,840 Speaker 1: here's my cool boyfriend who's the mayor of south manor 103 00:06:17,080 --> 00:06:20,680 Speaker 1: mayor of a small city. And you know, Pete obviously 104 00:06:20,760 --> 00:06:23,840 Speaker 1: did not win the presidential campaign. He succeeded in like 105 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:25,800 Speaker 1: kind of fucking over Bernie in the way that he 106 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:28,080 Speaker 1: dropped out in this very coordinated effort along with Clovid 107 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:31,120 Speaker 1: Chart to like give all the rust of the delegates 108 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:35,000 Speaker 1: to Biden in March, like after Super Tuesday. But his 109 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:38,919 Speaker 1: husband is like so such an inconsequential character, And it 110 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:41,440 Speaker 1: was like after the campaign ended, Chaston was like, oh 111 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:44,160 Speaker 1: now I need to release a memoir. I'm thirty three. 112 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:48,760 Speaker 1: I've just like he's thirty one. Thirty one, Like you 113 00:06:48,880 --> 00:06:52,159 Speaker 1: just shouldn't be allowed in less you've really lived a 114 00:06:52,200 --> 00:06:54,919 Speaker 1: life of sex, drugs, and rock and Roll has absolutely 115 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,520 Speaker 1: not lived a life. This is an alternative title for 116 00:06:57,560 --> 00:07:00,560 Speaker 1: this book, I might say, is Memoirs of a Barista. Yeah, 117 00:07:00,680 --> 00:07:03,400 Speaker 1: members of a Starbucks barista. You can tell in this 118 00:07:03,480 --> 00:07:06,640 Speaker 1: book he as much as I would say in Pete's book. 119 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:11,640 Speaker 1: He thought he was Obama writing Chasten Chaston thinks he's 120 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:15,480 Speaker 1: David Sedaris, like writing the Santa Land Diaries, being like, 121 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:18,120 Speaker 1: and I worked these ridiculous part time jobs, but it's 122 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:21,880 Speaker 1: like your he just tells us actually every single part 123 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:24,520 Speaker 1: time job, it's like, yeah, we've all been young and 124 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:27,520 Speaker 1: like work. No, it's like job's confessions of a retail 125 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,280 Speaker 1: game and it's just like okay, so but they're not 126 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:32,200 Speaker 1: even like crazy store. Like then you move back to 127 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:35,480 Speaker 1: Madison and you worked at Caribou Coffee, then you started 128 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,840 Speaker 1: working at Starbucks. Then you put in for a transfer 129 00:07:37,880 --> 00:07:40,280 Speaker 1: to the Chicago Starbucks. I mean, I feel like the 130 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:42,160 Speaker 1: point of him writing this book was to like show 131 00:07:42,200 --> 00:07:45,600 Speaker 1: that he was this like midwestern you know, came up 132 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:50,560 Speaker 1: in agriculture and it's kind of like okay, yes, yeah, 133 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:53,640 Speaker 1: like your parents didn't have much money and sure and 134 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:57,440 Speaker 1: you like showed steer at the local county fairs and 135 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,840 Speaker 1: it's like, I don't know, a little too late, babe, 136 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:02,080 Speaker 1: Well like shouldn't have you like come up with this 137 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:06,200 Speaker 1: book about your steer life before the see not just 138 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,960 Speaker 1: being like if he did it as a way to 139 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:12,120 Speaker 1: like um closeted he did it as you mean the 140 00:08:12,120 --> 00:08:17,040 Speaker 1: book or being steer. Yeah, so sorry him. Yeah, him 141 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,880 Speaker 1: being in fourage was like closet and find I'm sure 142 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:21,680 Speaker 1: that's true, like growing up in like the northern Michigan Peninsula. 143 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:25,000 Speaker 1: But like him writing about this like you know, down home, 144 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:30,040 Speaker 1: small town, real America backstory, it's very him, just kind 145 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:32,920 Speaker 1: of like copying Pete. And Pete was already completely fake 146 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,880 Speaker 1: as a bolitical politician, and like you know, we've talked 147 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:36,679 Speaker 1: about in this pass and I was. I was very 148 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:39,040 Speaker 1: hard on him during the campaign, thank you, But like 149 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:42,559 Speaker 1: you know, Pete is very very fake, doesn't believe in anything. 150 00:08:43,240 --> 00:08:46,199 Speaker 1: Politics is like purely just like naked ambition for him. 151 00:08:46,200 --> 00:08:48,320 Speaker 1: It's like a total careers choice, and he doesn't really 152 00:08:48,360 --> 00:08:51,439 Speaker 1: have political philosophy, but he kind of like you know, 153 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:55,959 Speaker 1: he mimics like all of these time. I'm just from 154 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:58,680 Speaker 1: the Midwest. I'm a small town guy who's really polite 155 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:01,920 Speaker 1: and nice and I like fishing and that's normally not 156 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,840 Speaker 1: normally considered gay. If I can read a passage here, 157 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,440 Speaker 1: this is like please Jim trying to be like, oh, 158 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:09,920 Speaker 1: I was so persecuted for being gay and you're kind 159 00:09:09,960 --> 00:09:12,640 Speaker 1: of like this isn't that crazy When it came to 160 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:14,920 Speaker 1: getting ready for school, like we're supposed to be crying here. 161 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:17,840 Speaker 1: I was so absorbed with making sure I looked normal, 162 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:20,520 Speaker 1: I eat straight, that I put on an outfit, go 163 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:23,920 Speaker 1: to the bathroom, look in the mirror, return to my room, 164 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:31,200 Speaker 1: and try another option. It's like age, It's like, yeah, 165 00:09:31,360 --> 00:09:34,040 Speaker 1: high school. Yeah, it's like you put on two outfits. 166 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:37,040 Speaker 1: It's like we all did, like everyone with self conscious 167 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:40,280 Speaker 1: and secure in high school, you put on two different shirts. Yeah. 168 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,959 Speaker 1: It's like can you believe I mean him putting a 169 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:47,080 Speaker 1: George Bush digger on his massive like minivan, Like, yes, 170 00:09:47,280 --> 00:09:51,840 Speaker 1: that's closeted and sad. I guess it's also so random. 171 00:09:51,880 --> 00:09:54,160 Speaker 1: I know, like we live in a bubble up from 172 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,000 Speaker 1: the East Coast. But I'm just like, so we're the 173 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:58,120 Speaker 1: same age, and you were like fifteen and had no 174 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,679 Speaker 1: idea that George Bush was bad. I guess that was 175 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:03,520 Speaker 1: him being closeted and being and his like funky friend 176 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:05,800 Speaker 1: was like, ah, why do you have that in your car? Yeah? 177 00:10:05,800 --> 00:10:08,199 Speaker 1: But you know you're surrounded by I mean listen, like 178 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:11,199 Speaker 1: you know it's not just bubble, right, Like you grew 179 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:14,160 Speaker 1: up like you grew up in Cambridge, Massonship. It's like 180 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:19,040 Speaker 1: Horror the app the absolute epicenter of just like you know, no, 181 00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:21,760 Speaker 1: I know, you know, the start of like woke liberalism 182 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:24,440 Speaker 1: happened in Cambridge. So it's like, of course you're around 183 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:26,720 Speaker 1: people who are just being like fuck bush, fuck the war, 184 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,920 Speaker 1: and it's just like you're right, So you know, I 185 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,800 Speaker 1: take that back. So yeah, I mean I remember, you know, Darling, 186 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,400 Speaker 1: I remember, okay, I remember driving in the Volvo with 187 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:38,600 Speaker 1: my mother okay, around the start of the Iraq War. 188 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:40,559 Speaker 1: And you know, you know, even me as a kid, 189 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,199 Speaker 1: you know, you're reading the Funnies whatever. I'm not. You know, 190 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:44,640 Speaker 1: I'm not fucking glued to God. I'm not something. Do 191 00:10:44,679 --> 00:10:46,959 Speaker 1: you remember in middle school we did like a fake 192 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:50,240 Speaker 1: vote for president. Yeah, anyway, and it was like we 193 00:10:50,280 --> 00:10:52,600 Speaker 1: all got to vote, and like I remember, like it 194 00:10:52,640 --> 00:10:55,280 Speaker 1: actually was kind of half and half, and I remember 195 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,720 Speaker 1: being like so fucking disturbed. Man. I was like, where 196 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:04,360 Speaker 1: do you guys? Fucking guys, dude, Okay, there's a war 197 00:11:04,720 --> 00:11:08,360 Speaker 1: going on and you were just like twelve living in Cambridge. 198 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,640 Speaker 1: She just like never experienced hardship in her life, like 199 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:12,520 Speaker 1: going up to another twelve year old just being like, 200 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:16,480 Speaker 1: and you're about and that student mock election is violence. 201 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,719 Speaker 1: I mean you definitely were not confronting anymore. No, I 202 00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:23,120 Speaker 1: don't think I was confronting like the random repubs um, 203 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,280 Speaker 1: but I guess I'll say. I do remember my mom 204 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:28,000 Speaker 1: explaining something to me about the recording young age, and 205 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,599 Speaker 1: I was like, you know, I never heard this for 206 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:31,839 Speaker 1: And I was like, you know, mom, like as the 207 00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:36,760 Speaker 1: war a good idea, and she was like, oh oh, 208 00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:39,840 Speaker 1: she goes, I think we're going to war for all 209 00:11:39,920 --> 00:11:46,400 Speaker 1: the wrong reasons. I think it's she you know, your 210 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:49,280 Speaker 1: mother has a dramatic tale. She was like, I think 211 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:53,160 Speaker 1: it's about oil. I think it's about money. I think 212 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:55,640 Speaker 1: he wants to go there because Saddam tried to kill 213 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:59,360 Speaker 1: his daddy and he wants revenge. And you know that 214 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:02,960 Speaker 1: actually realists, because I do think politics is very personal, 215 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:07,440 Speaker 1: very personal. It's a very vindictive world. I mean, not 216 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,560 Speaker 1: everyone necessarily knows that that age. So I'm not like 217 00:12:09,559 --> 00:12:13,000 Speaker 1: it's not shocking that him is this. Like was just like, yes, 218 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,760 Speaker 1: bush Well, and he was also just like doing it 219 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:17,840 Speaker 1: to look bad ass. Okay, I will say like as 220 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:23,360 Speaker 1: much as I will, we will roast Chasen, I did like, okay, 221 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:27,120 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna met like up front. I chuckled at 222 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:29,080 Speaker 1: some stuff. I chuckled a few times at like his 223 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:32,120 Speaker 1: Starbucks like anecdote his Starbus antidocs and like him like 224 00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:34,839 Speaker 1: mentioning his was like totally bad cars. I guess. Let 225 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:36,800 Speaker 1: me just say this though, I just found it very 226 00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:41,080 Speaker 1: a very transparent attempt to like, you know, have this 227 00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:44,600 Speaker 1: sort of neoliberal fantasy of like I'm a do gooder 228 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:46,760 Speaker 1: person from the do gooder heart of the country and 229 00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:50,000 Speaker 1: my parents were hard scrabbled people who cared about community, 230 00:12:50,280 --> 00:12:53,160 Speaker 1: and it's this absolute complete lie that it's just like we, 231 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,480 Speaker 1: you know, we heartland folk like know how to look 232 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:57,680 Speaker 1: out for each other when and everything is like and 233 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:00,679 Speaker 1: that's northern Wisconsin and I'm just like you are like 234 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:03,680 Speaker 1: a fucking little bitch Chastin and like you and Pete 235 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:07,440 Speaker 1: like invented like Karen culture, and you're like such like 236 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,079 Speaker 1: and it's like you are like why we live in 237 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:13,040 Speaker 1: that's just like downward spiral of just like Karenning everyone 238 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,240 Speaker 1: and just like everyone's fucking bitch, and it's like you 239 00:13:15,280 --> 00:13:17,440 Speaker 1: don't represent a society that like looks out for each 240 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:19,280 Speaker 1: other and like doesn't call the cops and actually like 241 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,000 Speaker 1: goes and talk to her neighbor first, and so just 242 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:25,319 Speaker 1: like I just found that to be um inauthentic. Well, 243 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:30,920 Speaker 1: he never actually like says what his politics. It's like, so, babe, 244 00:13:31,000 --> 00:13:33,520 Speaker 1: you're going to go on and on about just like 245 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:37,640 Speaker 1: the way you applied to this teacher job and like 246 00:13:37,960 --> 00:13:40,840 Speaker 1: the third admission process and then when they called you 247 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,960 Speaker 1: back and then like you parked in this parking spot. 248 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:47,800 Speaker 1: But then I'm like that's the point. But that's the point, 249 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:50,280 Speaker 1: and he actually staying behind is a wife, and I'm 250 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,960 Speaker 1: kind of just like maybe just like go off with 251 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,040 Speaker 1: your wife's self, and it's kind of like, no, I 252 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,920 Speaker 1: don't need the wife to be so fake and like 253 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,080 Speaker 1: pretending that she knows everything about politics because he's like 254 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,400 Speaker 1: going to Europe for the campaign and being like okay, 255 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,080 Speaker 1: and then they were asking me about Brexit and I 256 00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:03,960 Speaker 1: was literally like panicking because they didn't know an evening 257 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,599 Speaker 1: about breaksit, and I'm like, Okay, that's actually kind of honest, no, 258 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,800 Speaker 1: And I think he's also very honest about like always 259 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:12,480 Speaker 1: kind of being insecure about Pete, like being like a 260 00:14:12,559 --> 00:14:14,640 Speaker 1: Rhodes scholar and he's like hot, and then like I 261 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:16,839 Speaker 1: would like make fun of him because like I actually 262 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:19,640 Speaker 1: have a master's degree. I guess like I really wanted 263 00:14:19,680 --> 00:14:21,680 Speaker 1: to know him, Like, can we talk about your first 264 00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:24,640 Speaker 1: night together? Making laugh, Oh, it certainly it's not going 265 00:14:24,720 --> 00:14:26,720 Speaker 1: to talk about that. So he talked about their first date, 266 00:14:26,880 --> 00:14:31,600 Speaker 1: which like actually sounded pretty rom COM's like he rents 267 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:35,440 Speaker 1: a car from O'Hair, drives to Indiana, they met on 268 00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,760 Speaker 1: Hinge and their whole things that they met on a Hinge, 269 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:40,920 Speaker 1: but he was chatting him in O'Hair, Yeah, and that 270 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:43,760 Speaker 1: became their place during the campaign when they were always 271 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:46,840 Speaker 1: ships in the night, like they would stop by Gate 272 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:51,120 Speaker 1: D five where Chasten was sitting texting him on Hinge 273 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:54,080 Speaker 1: for the first time. It's like that's their place. It's 274 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:56,560 Speaker 1: it's a it's really kind of dark. I sort of 275 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:59,680 Speaker 1: like an assembol of like fucking modern romances. And he's 276 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:02,560 Speaker 1: always like, um, yes, I met a mayor Pete bit 277 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,520 Speaker 1: of Jedge on Hinge. Also, it's like kind of those 278 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:08,800 Speaker 1: gross way of how he calls them like Peter bar 279 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:12,000 Speaker 1: throughout the book, and we haven't mentioned if you haven't 280 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,840 Speaker 1: guessed it, chasing as a huge bottom. Oh, I was 281 00:15:14,880 --> 00:15:17,200 Speaker 1: just gonna say, like, do we need to state the obvious? Yeah, 282 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:20,560 Speaker 1: like Pete pounds him again. I guess every man we 283 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,480 Speaker 1: read has a medium dick. I feel like that just 284 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:25,680 Speaker 1: did every episode where was like and the dick, But 285 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:28,480 Speaker 1: I feel like pet is like thin right, it's thin 286 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:32,200 Speaker 1: bod medium m There's all these points where he like 287 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:36,000 Speaker 1: really kind of like psychosexualizes the like you know, the 288 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:38,320 Speaker 1: top bottom dynamic in their relationship in this way where 289 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:41,160 Speaker 1: he's obviously so turned on, where he's just like, yeah, 290 00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,200 Speaker 1: I got home and I changed the wall collar and 291 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:46,840 Speaker 1: Pete didn't. He didn't notice. He's like if you'll notice 292 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:49,680 Speaker 1: in some of those like random documentaries and it's like, no, 293 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:53,000 Speaker 1: I don't remember. I don't remember this specific Morning America 294 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,840 Speaker 1: like five minutes segment from twenty eighteen, and he's I 295 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:58,800 Speaker 1: mean the whole time he's being so meme straight guys, 296 00:15:58,960 --> 00:16:01,120 Speaker 1: like how do you live with like this like bet 297 00:16:01,120 --> 00:16:03,920 Speaker 1: on floor. It's pretending that Pete's so mattress on floor 298 00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,960 Speaker 1: and it's like, babe, not even yes, It's like it's 299 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:09,400 Speaker 1: just when he moves in with Pete. That's where the 300 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,960 Speaker 1: book so basically first half of the book is him. 301 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:16,280 Speaker 1: The way he organizes this book is cuckoo, Like, I 302 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,840 Speaker 1: feel like it's just kind of chronological. No, I feel 303 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:21,640 Speaker 1: like it's not chronological. That's what's crazy. Like he goes 304 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:25,160 Speaker 1: on for chapters and chapters about transferring to different University 305 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:28,600 Speaker 1: of wisconsins and then we go back in time in 306 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:31,320 Speaker 1: the next chapter to talk about each part time job 307 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:33,800 Speaker 1: in each area of Wisconsin. But I guess like we 308 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:36,600 Speaker 1: could have condensed this, But that's kind of like, I 309 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:39,480 Speaker 1: feel like that's his section of his just like gay 310 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:42,640 Speaker 1: and again there's this gay panic of just like transferring 311 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:45,000 Speaker 1: to a million different you Wisconsin campuses and be like, 312 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,920 Speaker 1: and then I went back to Eclaire and then I 313 00:16:46,960 --> 00:16:48,480 Speaker 1: was in debt again, and then I moved back with 314 00:16:48,520 --> 00:16:50,600 Speaker 1: my parents, and then I went to Madison. Now I 315 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:53,120 Speaker 1: know what you're thinking, Madison not exactly New York City. 316 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:55,920 Speaker 1: But here's the thing. I was scared. And it's like, no, 317 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,080 Speaker 1: we got it. You're a terrified bottom who's afraid of 318 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:01,600 Speaker 1: his own shadow. Okay, when he finally gets to like 319 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,080 Speaker 1: University of Wisconsin and Claire, this is also kind of 320 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,600 Speaker 1: crazy because my girlfriend went to University of Wisconsin. Wow. 321 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:10,000 Speaker 1: But not sorry, that's actually spooky, but not any of 322 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,200 Speaker 1: the ones that he went to. She went to Madison 323 00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:18,760 Speaker 1: State School and he went to Milwaukee and of Claire. Wow, 324 00:17:18,800 --> 00:17:21,119 Speaker 1: so they so they never overlap. Hey, yeah, they really 325 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:23,000 Speaker 1: were just kind of I wonder if they would have 326 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:27,880 Speaker 1: been friends. Um, he works at this gay bar called Sidetracks, 327 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,879 Speaker 1: you know Claire, that like did sound so fun. And 328 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:32,679 Speaker 1: he wears and he's like, and they told me the 329 00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:34,720 Speaker 1: uniform and was in V neck and you know that 330 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:38,159 Speaker 1: was like prime American apparel time. And he was like 331 00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:44,879 Speaker 1: the deepest in his absolute like alabaster, just like looking 332 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:50,720 Speaker 1: like a goddamn thumb, just like the pinkest little he does. Like, yeah, 333 00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:53,360 Speaker 1: and it's sad that like he only really lasted for 334 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,399 Speaker 1: six months. And he was like, and I asked this 335 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,399 Speaker 1: drag queen how to make a cosmo and she was like, honey, 336 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:00,119 Speaker 1: this is the only time and I'm until you how 337 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,560 Speaker 1: to make it calls and he was like and I 338 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,320 Speaker 1: never ever forgot. No, it is so and you see 339 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:05,199 Speaker 1: it coming. He's kind of admitting to the reader. He's like, 340 00:18:05,440 --> 00:18:07,040 Speaker 1: but you know, I kind of couldn't really deal with 341 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:09,199 Speaker 1: the sort of the flirting and the late night and 342 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,600 Speaker 1: the shots and the drinking. It's like, oh no, honey, 343 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:15,359 Speaker 1: you couldn't. Yeah, like, wasn't your seeing Chasten and Pete 344 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:18,639 Speaker 1: define the type of couple, the couple that goes to 345 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:22,240 Speaker 1: bar trivia. Yeah, and this is someone who was hosted 346 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,560 Speaker 1: a bar trivia night. Well, you hosted like lesbian bar 347 00:18:25,600 --> 00:18:27,959 Speaker 1: trivia in New York. Yeah, in New York City. So 348 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,480 Speaker 1: it's actually totally different. I'm talking about mixed trivia where 349 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,920 Speaker 1: it's like sports geography Harry Potter. Yeah, it's not. It's 350 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:37,680 Speaker 1: not specific to any sort of like queer cannon. It's 351 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:39,520 Speaker 1: literally just Harry Potter and Star Wars. Oh and we 352 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:42,119 Speaker 1: haven't even talked about how the book starts at a 353 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:47,720 Speaker 1: tie restaurant. That's actually how that's like defines B list. Yeah, 354 00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,400 Speaker 1: Thai Food. And then there's later in the book where 355 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:52,680 Speaker 1: Tie comes up again and he's just like and there 356 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,760 Speaker 1: I was working at Starbucks dating yet another nurse practitioner 357 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,679 Speaker 1: and going to a night at Thai Food, and I 358 00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:00,399 Speaker 1: was too embarrassed to bring them home to my like aired, 359 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:04,199 Speaker 1: sub level basement apartment. And I'm just like, God, I'm 360 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,600 Speaker 1: embarrassed just reading this. And then one time. This is 361 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:10,040 Speaker 1: towards the end of the book. He wants to like 362 00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:14,560 Speaker 1: respond to some sassy homophobe on Twitter, and he's like, 363 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,760 Speaker 1: I wish I would have posted a gift of Kate 364 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:21,479 Speaker 1: from the office, but I didn't. Well, he keeps kind 365 00:19:21,520 --> 00:19:24,000 Speaker 1: of referring to I think the justification for writing this 366 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:27,840 Speaker 1: book as the fact that he was able to grow 367 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,800 Speaker 1: this like incredible social media presence over the course for campaign, 368 00:19:31,040 --> 00:19:32,840 Speaker 1: and just like I was the one they looked to 369 00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:35,240 Speaker 1: for reaction gifts, I was the one they looked to 370 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:38,440 Speaker 1: for Hamilton references. And it's kind of just like, sure, 371 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,840 Speaker 1: but it's just like, this isn't exactly like a skill. 372 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,920 Speaker 1: This is just literally you being like every other person 373 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,840 Speaker 1: on Twitter. Sorry, you don't have a unique voice, right. 374 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:47,560 Speaker 1: I think there's a moment in the book where he's like, 375 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,840 Speaker 1: and then something happened that I never expected, and then 376 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:55,120 Speaker 1: it's just that he got a Twitter following. So as 377 00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:57,119 Speaker 1: we're talking about sort of writing the technique and I 378 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:58,840 Speaker 1: buy this book it's good or not, I do want 379 00:19:58,840 --> 00:19:59,960 Speaker 1: to read what I think is one of the fun 380 00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:02,879 Speaker 1: passages in the book, which is the part about his 381 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,560 Speaker 1: time at Starbucks and the bitchy customers. There was a 382 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:08,359 Speaker 1: woman I'll call Cassie whose loud car would roll up 383 00:20:08,359 --> 00:20:12,840 Speaker 1: to the drive through multiple times a day. Hi, it's coffee. 384 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,240 Speaker 1: Her script began. We knew her order by heart. Triple 385 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:20,600 Speaker 1: ventis zebramoca with extramocha, extramoca drizzle and extra whipped cream. 386 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:24,400 Speaker 1: Around Christmas, Starbucks offers mocha shavings. They're fast of, so 387 00:20:24,600 --> 00:20:27,800 Speaker 1: during the holidays she'd request those as well. In practical terms, 388 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,960 Speaker 1: this drink involved a good inch or two of mocha 389 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:32,440 Speaker 1: sauce and a mere five or six ounces of milk 390 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:36,480 Speaker 1: and espresso, and the remainder consisted of whip cream and drizzle. Nevertheless, 391 00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,240 Speaker 1: it was not in common for her to swing back 392 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:41,480 Speaker 1: around a couple minutes later, insane to the loudspeaker. Hi, 393 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:47,240 Speaker 1: there's not enough moca. I want to meet Cassie so bad. No, 394 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:51,159 Speaker 1: this was actually funny, and it's like okay, Like you know, 395 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,520 Speaker 1: I was like, yes, Chase, it is so blest. But 396 00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:57,160 Speaker 1: like if I was, say, in a math class with him, 397 00:20:57,280 --> 00:21:01,200 Speaker 1: over a study abroad program, you would have been beast. 398 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:05,000 Speaker 1: We would have been absolute chicas. Yeah, no, I mean you, 399 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:08,040 Speaker 1: I mean you're a hag and anyway, I am, well, 400 00:21:08,119 --> 00:21:11,199 Speaker 1: did you see this comedian? I saw did post that 401 00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,560 Speaker 1: they went to UCB with him in Chicago. I did 402 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:19,080 Speaker 1: see that comedian in question. Yeah, we could say she 403 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:23,040 Speaker 1: was open about him. I'm being like and I and 404 00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:26,040 Speaker 1: I this like that part like endeared me. You know, 405 00:21:26,320 --> 00:21:28,359 Speaker 1: he endeared himself to me much more than Pete, because 406 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:30,520 Speaker 1: I'm just kind of just like Okay, like you do 407 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,679 Speaker 1: get it, and like you actually like you've worked on service, 408 00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,080 Speaker 1: you got that, just like girls can be insane and 409 00:21:35,119 --> 00:21:37,040 Speaker 1: like that is funny, and like that's an important leson 410 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,280 Speaker 1: to learn him. Like Pete has literally just like went 411 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:42,000 Speaker 1: to Afghanist, like chose to go to Afghanistan to be 412 00:21:42,240 --> 00:21:44,560 Speaker 1: later in life, like later in life, like not because 413 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,399 Speaker 1: he needed the money, because he just like literally wanted 414 00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:49,879 Speaker 1: the resume builder and it like like freedom for America. 415 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:54,200 Speaker 1: Psycho absolute psychopath. To add on to that psychopath, turns 416 00:21:54,200 --> 00:21:58,800 Speaker 1: out Pete drives a Jeep Patriot. Oh yeah, how much 417 00:21:58,840 --> 00:22:01,040 Speaker 1: that is a top gay car because it's kind of 418 00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:05,120 Speaker 1: this squished Yeah, not a Cherokee, not a wrangler. It's 419 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,000 Speaker 1: not that insane jeep that I had a one day rent. No, 420 00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:10,160 Speaker 1: that was the full pickup. Are you renting this summer? 421 00:22:10,480 --> 00:22:13,760 Speaker 1: You real cool? I rented. I rented a car, and 422 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,880 Speaker 1: I asked, you know, the cheapest option, and you're you're 423 00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:18,720 Speaker 1: driving over the home deep and you're gotting like a 424 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:21,600 Speaker 1: fifteen dollar plant and put in the back. And I 425 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:25,040 Speaker 1: was actually visiting my mother. Thank you very much. You're 426 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:27,000 Speaker 1: putting in the bed. Why did you need the bed? 427 00:22:27,720 --> 00:22:30,159 Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I rented the cheap economy car. But 428 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:33,480 Speaker 1: there's been such a rush pandemic stuff, so everyone's the 429 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:37,639 Speaker 1: only the only car left was this massive, massive and 430 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,560 Speaker 1: they were like, excuse me, so did you want this 431 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:43,080 Speaker 1: super butcher? And you were like, oh, yeah, I guess 432 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:45,880 Speaker 1: I do. And then of course I was so awkward, 433 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:50,240 Speaker 1: like in the garage, Jake and I speaking like baby 434 00:22:50,359 --> 00:22:53,400 Speaker 1: baby and making eighty point turns. It was the scene 435 00:22:53,400 --> 00:23:01,600 Speaker 1: in Austin Powers. Yeah, yeah, we did it. 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I mean talk about prices in 472 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:26,159 Speaker 1: these countries that Chaston was like I was in the 473 00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:30,240 Speaker 1: country these countries. Chaston was like, oh, my hourly for 474 00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:33,080 Speaker 1: being like a nurse's assistant was just like nine dollars 475 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,480 Speaker 1: an hour. And that's just that man. Yeah. Well, you know, 476 00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:39,359 Speaker 1: it's interesting minimum wages that it does vary across the country. Yes, no, 477 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,440 Speaker 1: so with you know, lower cost of living states Milwaukee, 478 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:44,760 Speaker 1: you're getting rent for nine hundred a month. Maybe so 479 00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,320 Speaker 1: you're getting but it is shocking and I do support 480 00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:50,960 Speaker 1: a national minimum wage of twenty well and also control. 481 00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:53,719 Speaker 1: It's classic also that chasing is such a little bit 482 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,240 Speaker 1: and it's just like has no idea what Pete even 483 00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:59,640 Speaker 1: is for, and it's just like and he's like and yeah, 484 00:25:59,760 --> 00:26:02,040 Speaker 1: we beat Bernie, and it's just like, maybe if you 485 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:04,560 Speaker 1: believed in Bernie, you could have gotten fucking paid more 486 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,080 Speaker 1: as a nursing. Another ensuing part of the book is 487 00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:09,320 Speaker 1: that this book is basically about a barista with student 488 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,840 Speaker 1: debt and then like and then also a medical debt 489 00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,480 Speaker 1: because he has this like medical episode where he goes 490 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,280 Speaker 1: stomach ache. I've had a stomach ache and then I 491 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,120 Speaker 1: lost a lot of blood. I won't tell you anymore. 492 00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:20,000 Speaker 1: And I'm a little like, oh, I'd like to know, 493 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:21,720 Speaker 1: but actually don't. I was like, thank you, just like 494 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,720 Speaker 1: for the privacy, for the privacy, let's keep it moving. 495 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:26,080 Speaker 1: But he talks so much about medical debt and how 496 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:27,800 Speaker 1: questioning it's in this country, and he's like being so 497 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,520 Speaker 1: politician late in the book because he's just kind of 498 00:26:29,520 --> 00:26:31,920 Speaker 1: trying to fill pages and just like whatever, like copy 499 00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,679 Speaker 1: pasting Pete stump speech and I'm just kind of like 500 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:37,160 Speaker 1: and yet y'all were like not supporting Medicare for all 501 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:43,720 Speaker 1: during the campaign, so and then he'll just be like, 502 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,720 Speaker 1: but I don't speak for Pete and I don't know 503 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:49,399 Speaker 1: his policy is, and he's like, and Pete all basically 504 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,399 Speaker 1: he says, is like, the same guy you see on 505 00:26:52,600 --> 00:26:55,040 Speaker 1: you see on stage, is the same guy that comes 506 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,040 Speaker 1: home to me and I'm like, sad, Yeah, that same 507 00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:03,040 Speaker 1: boring ass man rolling up his sleeves is who's like, hey, Chaston, 508 00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,600 Speaker 1: do you want to watch the latest episode of Game? 509 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:10,399 Speaker 1: Are you like hard? Right now? Episode of the Game 510 00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:15,840 Speaker 1: of Thrones? I got us tripot labels for dinner. I 511 00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:24,399 Speaker 1: mean that is looking at Chasten and going, god, damn it, 512 00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:28,040 Speaker 1: you got it all. Oh got it? You really did it. 513 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:31,920 Speaker 1: You know, you bounced around, you went on hand. There's 514 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,719 Speaker 1: a point in my life if I was single, and 515 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:35,800 Speaker 1: I was you know, maybe not as like, you know, 516 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:40,600 Speaker 1: cravenly ambitious and fame seeking, like I would have met 517 00:27:40,640 --> 00:27:45,840 Speaker 1: a mayor and said, yes, done, sign me up, Wipe 518 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,760 Speaker 1: me the fuck up, you know, and I would have 519 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:52,480 Speaker 1: been just so there's an envious to some extent of 520 00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,040 Speaker 1: how much he is willing to just sort of like 521 00:27:55,160 --> 00:27:58,760 Speaker 1: sublimate his life to Pete. And how like he takes 522 00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,359 Speaker 1: pride in that and he'll just be like yeah, and 523 00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:03,200 Speaker 1: I'm there to just be this apart. There is actually 524 00:28:03,359 --> 00:28:06,120 Speaker 1: a moment I found kind of cute between Pete and Chasten. 525 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:12,080 Speaker 1: Now I'm just their full hag where Pete discovers Chasten's 526 00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,760 Speaker 1: medical bills and student loans and he comes up to 527 00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:18,760 Speaker 1: Chasten He's like what are these and chased In starts 528 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:22,720 Speaker 1: sobbing and thinks he's gonna dump him, which family trigger 529 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,920 Speaker 1: warning and won't really go into that, but that kind 530 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,280 Speaker 1: of brings me back because you went through a financial 531 00:28:28,280 --> 00:28:30,240 Speaker 1: crisis and you thought that, Well, I don't think you 532 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,919 Speaker 1: thought your girlfriend was gonna dump you. No, I'm just 533 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:36,679 Speaker 1: more I would say, me overwhelmed at bills, overwhelmed, you know, 534 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:39,560 Speaker 1: overwhelmed bills, And actually I feel like maybe yeah, MYO 535 00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:42,360 Speaker 1: was actually the pee like and being so like what 536 00:28:42,560 --> 00:28:44,680 Speaker 1: is this random dental bill? And I'm just being so 537 00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:47,800 Speaker 1: like I can't handle it, like rootnal, and it's like, yeah, 538 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,400 Speaker 1: you can actually like pay it off. They are the 539 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,120 Speaker 1: couple that's like you know in like ads for like 540 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,600 Speaker 1: TD bank and like where a couple is at a 541 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:59,000 Speaker 1: big kitchen table piled with papers with their heads down 542 00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:01,120 Speaker 1: and they're like, how are we going to do this? 543 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:07,160 Speaker 1: And it's like womo, yeah, mutual funds, which also just 544 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,800 Speaker 1: like defined Pete's entire like political perspective. It's just like 545 00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,720 Speaker 1: he just sees himself as in a political ad, just 546 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,320 Speaker 1: like not actually as having like any really career, and 547 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,560 Speaker 1: he could like and he saw like McKenzie and just 548 00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:20,640 Speaker 1: like did make Chased In the spreadsheet, but he's still 549 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,760 Speaker 1: not just being like Medicare for all, like you shouldn't 550 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,840 Speaker 1: have this medical debt. I feel like Pete is still 551 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:27,360 Speaker 1: just like, well, you went to the hospital and that's 552 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:30,400 Speaker 1: your medical debt and that's your responsibility. But we'll get 553 00:29:30,400 --> 00:29:32,440 Speaker 1: through it. We'll get through it together, and I'll make 554 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:36,760 Speaker 1: a spreadsheet. And what was super toppy again of Pete 555 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:39,200 Speaker 1: is when like Chased In stops eating on the campaign 556 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:42,560 Speaker 1: because they only give him cliff bars, and he's like, oh, 557 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:46,400 Speaker 1: cliff bars are disgusting, which they are. I will say, though. 558 00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:50,240 Speaker 1: Sometimes I'm rushing in the morning, I'm dashing to the 559 00:29:50,280 --> 00:29:52,960 Speaker 1: office for a high powered ad executive meeting, and I 560 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,920 Speaker 1: grab a cliff bar and it gives you the fucking calories. 561 00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,160 Speaker 1: Now are you through the next six hours? I say 562 00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:01,480 Speaker 1: they're disgusting because I've like odeed on cliff bars from 563 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,480 Speaker 1: like made life, because it is always like I grab 564 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:06,560 Speaker 1: a sandwich, but then it's four pm and I become 565 00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:10,680 Speaker 1: like deathly starving and I still have two bathrooms to clean. Honestly, 566 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,560 Speaker 1: I kind of like cliff bars and so but flavor 567 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:15,800 Speaker 1: is good, you eat them, but they are I think 568 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,000 Speaker 1: the same amount of calories as a kit cat, is 569 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,360 Speaker 1: what Pete was saying. I mean, Chasten, And then that 570 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,760 Speaker 1: comes back the whole calories in calories out. Yeah, does 571 00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:24,760 Speaker 1: any kind of calory matter as long as it's a calorie. 572 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:27,320 Speaker 1: So he's like he stops eating the cliff bars, and 573 00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:31,080 Speaker 1: then he's like the staff has have an intervention with him, 574 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:35,240 Speaker 1: which is insane. And then I think he was dramatizing 575 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,640 Speaker 1: the whole of that right, and then because they needed 576 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,840 Speaker 1: the drama at the end of the selection cycle. So 577 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:43,280 Speaker 1: then Pete, in front of all of his staffers tells Chasten. 578 00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:47,120 Speaker 1: He's like, hey, Chasten, if the staff gives you nuts, 579 00:30:47,200 --> 00:30:53,680 Speaker 1: eat the fucking nuts. And it's like, damn respect the staffers. Yeah, 580 00:30:53,960 --> 00:31:01,360 Speaker 1: eat the fucking nuts, but um Chasten Tosseden, he like 581 00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:03,400 Speaker 1: considered that he he was thinking he was going to 582 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:09,240 Speaker 1: become Michelle. Yeah, he's a public education movement for the kids, 583 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:12,320 Speaker 1: you know, and have the most vague ass first lady 584 00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:16,960 Speaker 1: initiative and right, and I think ladies are always teachers. 585 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,640 Speaker 1: Well yeah, it's like the classic most like Laura Bush, 586 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,240 Speaker 1: because your hours are actually too crazy, and a teacher 587 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,560 Speaker 1: you can be like take off time where I feel 588 00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:30,560 Speaker 1: like nurses are like heroes for life. Yeah, no, they're working. Yeah, 589 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:36,120 Speaker 1: teachers are slack. Sorry, absolutely respect to all of the 590 00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:40,239 Speaker 1: teacher of folks out there. I want to talk a 591 00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:44,320 Speaker 1: little bit about their wedding and again, like their wedding 592 00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:48,640 Speaker 1: which had official colors purple and purple, it was purple 593 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,480 Speaker 1: and blue. And again this is the I'm going to 594 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,440 Speaker 1: the mall and chaste and being like I thought I 595 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:55,719 Speaker 1: was going to have this like sex in this city, 596 00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:59,200 Speaker 1: like montage of me trying on suits and like drinking 597 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:02,280 Speaker 1: champagne and all these girls I'd really related to that. 598 00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,000 Speaker 1: I was like, well, that's literally the reason you want 599 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,440 Speaker 1: to get married. I want to say yes to the 600 00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:08,320 Speaker 1: dress montage And he was like, and so we just 601 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:12,240 Speaker 1: like walked into like what was it they got? They 602 00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:14,239 Speaker 1: got a ted Baker Yeah, but it was like, I 603 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,280 Speaker 1: feel like ad a Nordstorm. Like it wasn't even like 604 00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:18,320 Speaker 1: they went to the ted Baker store. Just back up 605 00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:24,480 Speaker 1: and pronounced that department store again, nord Storm, nord Storm. 606 00:32:25,280 --> 00:32:29,640 Speaker 1: How do you pronounce it? Nord's Storm. I guess I 607 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:33,400 Speaker 1: really kind of went in there with it. It's Nordstrums. Oh, 608 00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:38,240 Speaker 1: nords Strums. No. But back to the way anyway, So 609 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,120 Speaker 1: and again super Top, they went to Nordstorm and they 610 00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,520 Speaker 1: were like, we want like purple and blue suits, and 611 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:47,000 Speaker 1: then like a guy just gave them two suits. They 612 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:48,800 Speaker 1: tried them on, then they fit, and then he was 613 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:50,400 Speaker 1: like when he was like, it was a dark blue 614 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:54,880 Speaker 1: suit with undertones, which I can tell actually remember this 615 00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:56,920 Speaker 1: New York Times vows article with them and it like 616 00:32:56,960 --> 00:32:59,600 Speaker 1: that actually does accurately describe it. And you, I can't 617 00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:02,120 Speaker 1: think of anything more just like five eight gay than 618 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:05,360 Speaker 1: just like two undertoned purple suits. Well, I've also been 619 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,479 Speaker 1: watching a lot of Says the Dress lately, and I 620 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,800 Speaker 1: feel like the gay host of that does wear a 621 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:13,240 Speaker 1: lot of suits that are kind of purple undertoned. You 622 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,720 Speaker 1: got marriage on the brain, Darling. I don't know, it's 623 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:19,640 Speaker 1: a little bit of fun, you know, see the option. Wait, 624 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:26,080 Speaker 1: dream wedding, go Vegas. I don't know, No, that's no, Okay, 625 00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:31,520 Speaker 1: I'll go first Vatican, Okay, Oh wait Saint Patrick's Cathedral. Hello, 626 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:35,880 Speaker 1: Oh you want to St. Patrick? Yes, like historically like LGBTQ, 627 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:41,040 Speaker 1: like by like cathedral. I want to have the first 628 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:42,840 Speaker 1: gay wedding at Saint Patricks. And you want like a 629 00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:46,960 Speaker 1: twenty one like gun salu from all these like homophobic firefighters. 630 00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:50,560 Speaker 1: I want all never forget. I want just like all 631 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:54,760 Speaker 1: of FDN y there. Um, Yeah, I know that sounds 632 00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:57,120 Speaker 1: but you just want a big you want bad Yeah, 633 00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:00,280 Speaker 1: basically I want that's very Charlotte. Second wedding into Harry 634 00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:06,360 Speaker 1: No first r you just really want bagpipes. Um. I 635 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,319 Speaker 1: have to say, I hate it when gays get married 636 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:13,000 Speaker 1: and gays get married and kilts. It's just at this point, no, 637 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:16,359 Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just kind of like, what's your connection, babe. 638 00:34:16,360 --> 00:34:19,520 Speaker 1: The connection is you're gay. I'm just like you want 639 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:22,839 Speaker 1: to fetishizing you love Madonna. I'm just a little bit 640 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:25,560 Speaker 1: just like it's like if you've never worn a kilt. Before. 641 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:28,040 Speaker 1: I just find it a little bit like, No, it's 642 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,000 Speaker 1: true because I used to think I wanted to get 643 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,560 Speaker 1: married and kilt. But it's like, actually only iconic if 644 00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:34,840 Speaker 1: you're literally Scottish. Yeah, and you're not just being like 645 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,880 Speaker 1: how wacky am I? I hate it? I think I 646 00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:40,120 Speaker 1: want to get married in well, you know, to actually, 647 00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:43,359 Speaker 1: just to quote Dakla Novak on her Yeah No when 648 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:46,719 Speaker 1: she talks, Yeah, she talks on her podcast Poog about 649 00:34:46,760 --> 00:34:49,719 Speaker 1: getting married in converse and she was like, heels are 650 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:52,560 Speaker 1: never more present than when a bridebread's converse. And I 651 00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:55,920 Speaker 1: feel like that the the analogy is kilts on a man, 652 00:34:56,480 --> 00:34:59,800 Speaker 1: whereas like the suit, the tucks is never more present 653 00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,760 Speaker 1: because you've made a decision. I mean, there's all decision 654 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:06,520 Speaker 1: to show off your hairy legs and be like get it, 655 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,879 Speaker 1: I'm a man. And also I feel like most men 656 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:11,000 Speaker 1: probably who do the gays who do where the kilts 657 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,680 Speaker 1: are in like the craziest like tightest mid calf leather boots. 658 00:35:14,760 --> 00:35:17,840 Speaker 1: No I know, Um, I guess my dream Wenning outfit 659 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:22,720 Speaker 1: is just classic Sabrina the old film kind of white 660 00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:26,480 Speaker 1: dinner jacket of black tuxedo pounds. Oh wait, you want 661 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:30,000 Speaker 1: white jacket with black pants. I mean, I was picturing 662 00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:31,720 Speaker 1: you for this. I was going like, oh, she wants 663 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:36,359 Speaker 1: white suit. Cigar. No, it's that cigar because white suit 664 00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:40,040 Speaker 1: is almost like that gets too bengelan keep and clear. 665 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:42,360 Speaker 1: And I was like, someone's gonna have to stop you 666 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:46,120 Speaker 1: from getting a pimp cane because you know your wedding 667 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:48,200 Speaker 1: is gonna be like so queer anyway, and there's gonna 668 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,480 Speaker 1: be a lot of like disabled folks with games. It's 669 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:54,400 Speaker 1: gonna be such a cane check and it's like, we 670 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,239 Speaker 1: don't need the pimp game. Can you reel it in 671 00:35:56,280 --> 00:36:02,480 Speaker 1: for a minute, the back by check cane chuck police 672 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:08,360 Speaker 1: baton check, policeman with chronic pain. Okay, just back to Chastin. 673 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:11,640 Speaker 1: The best part about planning our wedding was that Peter 674 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:15,719 Speaker 1: didn't care about the little details. Cackles evilly. He came 675 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,759 Speaker 1: to our initial get to know you meeting with the 676 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:20,359 Speaker 1: wedding planner and was so out of his element that 677 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,080 Speaker 1: he helped picked the colors blue and purple and then 678 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:26,680 Speaker 1: gracefully bowed out. And then of course they got a 679 00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:30,000 Speaker 1: taco truck for the wedding. They have like the most 680 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:35,399 Speaker 1: just like absolutely like Pete South Bend ipa jar where 681 00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:38,279 Speaker 1: it was like it was it was so like and 682 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:42,080 Speaker 1: it was so like desperately political. It was like such 683 00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:48,320 Speaker 1: a ordered invitedople was the entire town of Southband. Everything 684 00:36:48,400 --> 00:36:51,200 Speaker 1: was like a local South Bend maker, South Bend brewer, 685 00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:55,759 Speaker 1: a local southbrend Tukervilla like at the like at the 686 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:59,040 Speaker 1: at the re like everything was a fucking like reclaimed 687 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:02,720 Speaker 1: former factory term into a a ski ball our kade. 688 00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:07,120 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's like me and Pete's favorite like arcade 689 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:10,239 Speaker 1: games were ski ball, I mean, and it's like and 690 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,360 Speaker 1: I guess I wish I was sort of only economic 691 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:15,239 Speaker 1: initiative is like bulldoz like black families houses and just 692 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:18,120 Speaker 1: like reclaim factories and like build beer halls and like 693 00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:22,320 Speaker 1: everything is just this like incredibly boring, like getting unbuttoned 694 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:25,000 Speaker 1: down like five eight gay playground where everyone goes to 695 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:28,719 Speaker 1: bad at times. Speaking of Pete bulldozing black communities, Um, 696 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:32,040 Speaker 1: I think Chasting kind of really just passes over a 697 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:36,080 Speaker 1: little Pete controversy where he likes the glossing is insane. 698 00:37:36,160 --> 00:37:39,880 Speaker 1: Glossy Glossy doesn't mention a single one of my scathing 699 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,680 Speaker 1: viral tweets against Pete, he just says like yeah, and 700 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,000 Speaker 1: there's one where he's like, yeah, like leftist twitter was 701 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:47,640 Speaker 1: like gun stem and like Pete knows about leftist ideology 702 00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:50,080 Speaker 1: because he studies. But then he like doesn't actually get 703 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:52,759 Speaker 1: into any of the specifics, like doesn't talk anything, like 704 00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:55,640 Speaker 1: doesn't really like, uh, you know, respond to any of 705 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,680 Speaker 1: the criticisms, just as like now the internet can be 706 00:37:59,000 --> 00:38:03,719 Speaker 1: a weird play where people say dramatic things, shall we say? 707 00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,560 Speaker 1: And it's like thank you for sort of describing is 708 00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,239 Speaker 1: as most people. He loves also to talk about like 709 00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:13,799 Speaker 1: his amazing judgment on like when to talk back and 710 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,120 Speaker 1: when not to talk back. He's like, if I could 711 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,439 Speaker 1: tell a person was like totally crazy at the grocery store, 712 00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:21,520 Speaker 1: like I wouldn't talk back, but sometimes like I would 713 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:24,640 Speaker 1: have like an amazing comeback, and that's where his UCB 714 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:28,720 Speaker 1: skills come and play. Oh, and his retorts were always 715 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:31,359 Speaker 1: just like someone just being like, hey, can you ask 716 00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,279 Speaker 1: her husband to like fix the road, and he'd just 717 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:35,880 Speaker 1: be like huh, I'll get in touch with his staff, 718 00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:38,560 Speaker 1: and it's just like that's not really a retort, right. 719 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,399 Speaker 1: I will say one part where I did I did 720 00:38:41,480 --> 00:38:43,480 Speaker 1: think that he had a point to make, and I 721 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,440 Speaker 1: was just saying this year earlier, like I when he 722 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,359 Speaker 1: like at the end, when he some friend accuses him 723 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:52,000 Speaker 1: of becoming less funny on social media, that's true. Has 724 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:54,279 Speaker 1: that happened to you? I think it's happened to all 725 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:57,000 Speaker 1: of us. We look back at our tweets from seven 726 00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,799 Speaker 1: years ago, We look back at our Facebook posts, our 727 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:01,440 Speaker 1: Instagram posts from five years ago, and they were so 728 00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:04,400 Speaker 1: much freer and sillier. And now it's like I just 729 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:08,160 Speaker 1: feel like every post has to be like approved by committee, 730 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:14,320 Speaker 1: like I would Graham like, you know, like a ridiculous sandwich. 731 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,640 Speaker 1: And obviously I still do that, you know what I mean? Yeah, 732 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:21,440 Speaker 1: you definitely gram sandwiches. I mean and just like I 733 00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:23,279 Speaker 1: don't know, or it's more I feel like it would 734 00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,880 Speaker 1: be more like your face. That's like nineteen person Facebook 735 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:31,279 Speaker 1: album of like us at a weird like bath sauna opening, Yeah, 736 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:33,840 Speaker 1: open drinks a set and open drinks. I like, I 737 00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:37,200 Speaker 1: saw this photo. I was looking at Facebook for some reason, 738 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:39,799 Speaker 1: and I saw like one of the times that I 739 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:43,080 Speaker 1: had been brutally assaulted and and I have this like 740 00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,160 Speaker 1: black eye, and I was like looking insane and I 741 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:47,160 Speaker 1: like uploaded a photo of myself with my boyfriend at 742 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:50,840 Speaker 1: the time, just being like Hazrihanna taught us nothing, and 743 00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:56,040 Speaker 1: it's just like actually canceled books back in the day, 744 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,040 Speaker 1: we could just make those sort of jokes about domestic violence. 745 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:00,960 Speaker 1: And it's like, you know, I do miss those Times 746 00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:08,480 Speaker 1: segment Boots, How does he live? What does she wear? 747 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:12,080 Speaker 1: What is she? What is she? Okay, so let's start 748 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:16,879 Speaker 1: with what does she eat? He's the most like Chicago gay. 749 00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:22,560 Speaker 1: So it's literally just Chipotle and like a salad lunch food. 750 00:40:22,840 --> 00:40:25,040 Speaker 1: I don't they don't care about food. They're not food 751 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,520 Speaker 1: ease at all. They like they might go to a 752 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:32,160 Speaker 1: new restaurant. Yeah, it's tie. It's not that they're not. 753 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:36,200 Speaker 1: But he never they don't like cook fab meals. He's 754 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:40,800 Speaker 1: not into Alton Roman, Like, well, Kenneth, may I disagree 755 00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:43,360 Speaker 1: for a moment, please, do I think he made the 756 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:47,279 Speaker 1: Charlotte pasta. I don't think he did that. There's a 757 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:50,040 Speaker 1: moment where he's stirring a spaghetti sauce. I just feel 758 00:40:50,040 --> 00:40:53,279 Speaker 1: like he was reading the Times and they he had 759 00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:55,680 Speaker 1: more time in his hands and he was like, I'm 760 00:40:55,680 --> 00:40:57,919 Speaker 1: gonna do it and he's been like the whole day 761 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:02,080 Speaker 1: making That's what I'm saying, Like one recipe once and 762 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:03,759 Speaker 1: like spent the whole day doing it and they were 763 00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:05,640 Speaker 1: like hmm, this is nice, and then they order to 764 00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:08,080 Speaker 1: take out again the next night. But he doesn't derive 765 00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:11,120 Speaker 1: pleasure from either making food or like or like being 766 00:41:11,160 --> 00:41:14,319 Speaker 1: interested in like different flavors, unless it's like, you know, 767 00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:17,160 Speaker 1: the restaurant was just like recently opened by a veteran, 768 00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,759 Speaker 1: like in town, but in this Chicago way. Like I 769 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:24,080 Speaker 1: think he also just like loves deep dish, you know 770 00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:27,319 Speaker 1: what I mean, Like, yeah, I mean there is a 771 00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:31,200 Speaker 1: point in the book where he's having gained weight when 772 00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,680 Speaker 1: he also repaces how he doesn't fit into the Bananna 773 00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:36,439 Speaker 1: Republic suit anymore. And it's like even though and what's 774 00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:40,200 Speaker 1: probably happening is like he's not eating the nuts and 775 00:41:40,239 --> 00:41:46,960 Speaker 1: the cliff bars, and then eleven PM he's like wolfing, Yeah, 776 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:49,920 Speaker 1: a Chrippote label, because when I haven't eaten and then 777 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:53,760 Speaker 1: I have Chipotle, it's like you get so full so fast, 778 00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,680 Speaker 1: and your wolf you don't even know, you know, it's 779 00:41:55,680 --> 00:41:57,799 Speaker 1: like you're the first two bites are good, and then 780 00:41:57,840 --> 00:42:01,920 Speaker 1: she becomes like a slop it's a shock to the body. Yeah, yeah, 781 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,080 Speaker 1: I just think I'm not saying like I think he 782 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:08,080 Speaker 1: does he appreciates food in this like Daddy makes a 783 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:11,279 Speaker 1: good bass after we go fishing. But but but here's 784 00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,960 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. I don't think that he could like 785 00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:15,840 Speaker 1: taste three basses and like appreciate the difference between the 786 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,600 Speaker 1: three basses. I think they may eat a bunch of 787 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:21,239 Speaker 1: different foods sometimes for on whatever occasion it is. But 788 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,719 Speaker 1: I don't think he has like a palette to be like, 789 00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:27,000 Speaker 1: oh this, like this restaurant's pasta was really good. This 790 00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:30,040 Speaker 1: restaurant's pasta was like a little overcooked, like this like 791 00:42:30,160 --> 00:42:32,279 Speaker 1: bond me, like how it was like too like you know, 792 00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:34,680 Speaker 1: too sweet or whatever. I don't think that. Yeah, maybe 793 00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:37,360 Speaker 1: he's not like like you and like the hugest little 794 00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:41,279 Speaker 1: bit food. It's like I don't think that, But like, 795 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:43,640 Speaker 1: but he may he's not foodies. But I think he 796 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:47,239 Speaker 1: loves food, is what I'm saying. He's well, you're just 797 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,919 Speaker 1: saying he's like a little bit of an eater. Yeah, 798 00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:52,880 Speaker 1: do you think they're going to one of our favorite 799 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:57,440 Speaker 1: restaurants in Chicago, Halstad Bar and Grill, Massive Goat cheese salad. 800 00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:00,640 Speaker 1: It's the salad, but it's twelve hundred cal right where 801 00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,800 Speaker 1: it's just like huge pieces of goat cheese, huge pieces 802 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:07,440 Speaker 1: of cranberries, huge breaded chickens. And he's like, oh my god, 803 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,800 Speaker 1: like I'm so excited to show you my favorite restaurant 804 00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:11,600 Speaker 1: and it's a gay bar and girl and then they're 805 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,400 Speaker 1: getting the popcorn chicken. Yeah, because I think Pete is 806 00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,160 Speaker 1: probably driven's one of our other books. He's a little 807 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:20,600 Speaker 1: chicken on the side. No sauce. Well, he's like pretending 808 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:24,000 Speaker 1: to be busy. Yeah, it was not eating. So what 809 00:43:24,080 --> 00:43:26,520 Speaker 1: does he wear? I mean, just like H and M. 810 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,880 Speaker 1: He literally says that he hasn't gone shopping in the years. 811 00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:32,640 Speaker 1: Everything is purple, purple button down, purple ganging um, purple 812 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:36,560 Speaker 1: deep V neck. But now I think it's right. It's 813 00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:41,400 Speaker 1: this like ill this Jay crew super thin or H 814 00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:45,400 Speaker 1: and M super thin sweater overcolored shirt and Jay crubing 815 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,799 Speaker 1: and Republic Gappar'll warned me the same company famously, and 816 00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:52,040 Speaker 1: I think that he patronizes all three quite frequently. Always 817 00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:56,160 Speaker 1: say he is just a boring prepee five eight DC gay. 818 00:43:56,200 --> 00:43:59,120 Speaker 1: I mean DC style is the worst style, the worst 819 00:43:59,120 --> 00:44:01,399 Speaker 1: style in the country, the biggest insult you can give 820 00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:03,480 Speaker 1: to anyone. It's certainly not like he has like you know, 821 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:05,520 Speaker 1: I mean, I guess mid Western style is kind of 822 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:07,600 Speaker 1: like the mid Western gay style is kind of I mean, 823 00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:11,480 Speaker 1: he defines heathered soft, heathered tea. And there's a moment 824 00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:13,000 Speaker 1: in the book where he talks about like all these 825 00:44:13,080 --> 00:44:16,280 Speaker 1: people coming up to him in shirts to say team husband, 826 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:20,160 Speaker 1: which I mean, I have a tattoo that's hiss husband, 827 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:22,240 Speaker 1: but that's like ironic or whatever. But yes, I agree 828 00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:28,040 Speaker 1: horrifying his tattoos. Oh, the Jiffy. The Jiffy has the 829 00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:34,240 Speaker 1: Jeff logo without the jiff text. Oh, which is the 830 00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:40,520 Speaker 1: most psycho like corporate gay like culture by committee like 831 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:44,120 Speaker 1: decision where you're just like, I love this Jeff brand 832 00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:46,480 Speaker 1: peanut butter. Because this anecdot about his dad always said, 833 00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:50,320 Speaker 1: if you can afford Jeff, it was like this like whatever, 834 00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,080 Speaker 1: like lower middle class like badge of honor to have 835 00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,600 Speaker 1: like a Jiff on the capitet, and so he like 836 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:58,359 Speaker 1: has it as this like small town like hero thing, 837 00:44:58,840 --> 00:45:01,960 Speaker 1: but he literally didn't want to have. It's like this 838 00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:04,400 Speaker 1: is what would happen if you like consulted a team, 839 00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,840 Speaker 1: and they were like, well, in case like Jeff gets 840 00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,600 Speaker 1: canceled in the future, we don't want to have the 841 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,840 Speaker 1: word Jeff on your body, So you can have the 842 00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:14,319 Speaker 1: Jeff colors and logo without the actual word Jeff. And 843 00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,680 Speaker 1: it's like, that is the most chychotic thing I've ever heard. 844 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,799 Speaker 1: I totally did I miss that. I thought he had 845 00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:26,959 Speaker 1: like a big ass block lettering Jiffy tat, but it's yeah, 846 00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:29,960 Speaker 1: just says like jiffy and like little times. Okay, so 847 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:33,239 Speaker 1: you're confused. There's Jeff and there's Skippy. Oh right, it's 848 00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:40,440 Speaker 1: just Jiffy. You're thinking, I think car gearhead. You're always 849 00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:45,000 Speaker 1: thinking cal pedal? Tis this that the other know, stick 850 00:45:45,080 --> 00:45:50,760 Speaker 1: shift engines, gas fuel hybrids. Yeah, he has the Jeff 851 00:45:50,760 --> 00:45:54,239 Speaker 1: logo without the word Jeff, which as which is just 852 00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:56,960 Speaker 1: such a clear cut metaphor, which is the absolute emptiness 853 00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:01,239 Speaker 1: of their political point of view. Um, okay, how does 854 00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:05,160 Speaker 1: he live? I mean he's clearly slowly renowing. I mean 855 00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,320 Speaker 1: that whole part of the book just turned into a 856 00:46:07,320 --> 00:46:10,600 Speaker 1: House Center's episode. Um kind of you know what I'm 857 00:46:10,640 --> 00:46:14,120 Speaker 1: gonna say? High bed? Oh yeah, I mean you're bay 858 00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:19,240 Speaker 1: define high bed. They define beagle shavings on every legal, 859 00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:25,560 Speaker 1: massive overstuffed brown leather or microfiber couch in the house. 860 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,000 Speaker 1: I think I have like a disgust well, he says, 861 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,840 Speaker 1: it's disgusting floral food down that He's like, and you know, 862 00:46:31,160 --> 00:46:33,080 Speaker 1: I wanted to get rid of it and didn't have 863 00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:35,200 Speaker 1: a couch budget. And it's like, even if you did 864 00:46:35,239 --> 00:46:37,960 Speaker 1: have a couch budget, you would have gotten oh disgusting 865 00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:42,080 Speaker 1: fiber couch. And it's like the fact that you even 866 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:44,000 Speaker 1: had the floor of futon, it's just like if that 867 00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,200 Speaker 1: was ever an option in your mind, like that means 868 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,400 Speaker 1: that you have horrible taste. And you have the highest 869 00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:52,560 Speaker 1: bed ever. There's like six plastic bins stored underneath. There's 870 00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:56,560 Speaker 1: dog hair on every surface as the hugest dog beds 871 00:46:56,600 --> 00:47:00,440 Speaker 1: you could ever ever ever imagine a match. And it's 872 00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:04,080 Speaker 1: it's very I feel like our friend Daniel's parents bedroom, 873 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:08,920 Speaker 1: huge cages in bedroom, so suburban, it's so snack drawer. 874 00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:12,239 Speaker 1: It's just like no, literally, like this is where my 875 00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,440 Speaker 1: fucking libido goes to die. Like I walk in this 876 00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,680 Speaker 1: house that I'm like, I am no longer hard, Like yes, 877 00:47:16,760 --> 00:47:18,640 Speaker 1: he's topping him and he's telling him to eat the 878 00:47:18,680 --> 00:47:23,080 Speaker 1: fucking nuts. But like the beagle got to clean that house, 879 00:47:23,480 --> 00:47:25,399 Speaker 1: and I okay, I don't like a lot of dogs, 880 00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:28,600 Speaker 1: but I do like beagles because my gay uncle you 881 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:33,560 Speaker 1: to beagles, well my gagle with the beagle, our beagle 882 00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,320 Speaker 1: fix with beagle, like the like the like long eared 883 00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:38,480 Speaker 1: ones that's Bassett house. But I also like them. I 884 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,560 Speaker 1: like a short stout dog. Beagles like thinking docsins, No, 885 00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:44,920 Speaker 1: what is a beagle? A beagle is like what Daniel's 886 00:47:44,920 --> 00:47:48,239 Speaker 1: parents said. Oh, they're kind of cute. They're like kind 887 00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:49,840 Speaker 1: of cute and a docs in wear or whatever. But 888 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,960 Speaker 1: I'm just kind of like dogs whatever, they're dogs. You know. 889 00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:56,960 Speaker 1: I hate dogs. Yes, we're so insecure. They're absolutely desperate 890 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,359 Speaker 1: and disgusting. Get away from me. But if you're gonna 891 00:47:59,360 --> 00:48:01,279 Speaker 1: have dog, I don't mind a big old but I'm 892 00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:05,920 Speaker 1: sure the hair is. Oh it's a nightmare everywhere. I 893 00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,920 Speaker 1: feel so bad for the maid that must clean their home. 894 00:48:08,080 --> 00:48:13,760 Speaker 1: Oh things that I'm sure. It's like she comes once 895 00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:16,600 Speaker 1: a month and is like there's so much and she's 896 00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,960 Speaker 1: only getting paid four hundred to clean this entire old 897 00:48:20,120 --> 00:48:22,560 Speaker 1: old house that has like so much dust in the baseboard. 898 00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:25,000 Speaker 1: I think they're like two twenty five and her I 899 00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:26,799 Speaker 1: think it's a two twenty five and they're like, that's 900 00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:28,640 Speaker 1: true because it's South Bend and it's South Bend and 901 00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:30,759 Speaker 1: they're like like literally the maximide is even making in 902 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:32,640 Speaker 1: so and they're like, can you do four hours? They 903 00:48:32,640 --> 00:48:34,839 Speaker 1: want her out in four hours. And I'm sure she's 904 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,960 Speaker 1: doing a good ass. She's doing an amazing jod bitch clean. 905 00:48:38,040 --> 00:48:40,640 Speaker 1: And I'm sure you know, Chaston, as a good wife 906 00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,799 Speaker 1: should like, is cleaning up for the maid. So he's 907 00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:45,200 Speaker 1: doing a pre made tidy absolutely, which you need to 908 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,000 Speaker 1: do to do the actual clean. But the thing is 909 00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:49,920 Speaker 1: the clean that she's doing. It's like those baseboards, those cushions, 910 00:48:50,080 --> 00:48:52,640 Speaker 1: those fabrics covered in all that fucking hair and all 911 00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:56,600 Speaker 1: the fucking dust and it's an old house. Like, oh god, 912 00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:58,120 Speaker 1: I would you couldn't pay me a thousand dollars to 913 00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:00,200 Speaker 1: clean that fun Let's start to go fund me. Were 914 00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:03,359 Speaker 1: Chasten and Pete's made? Yeah, they're nameless maid who does 915 00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,160 Speaker 1: not go thanked in the acknowledgements. Okay, I mean have 916 00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:09,040 Speaker 1: we dragged this fact? Yeah? I think I guess we're 917 00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:11,560 Speaker 1: never going to a high top with him. Sad, but 918 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:15,239 Speaker 1: I think we made our high belt. I haven't done. 919 00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:16,440 Speaker 1: Who are you in the Oh my god, who are 920 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:20,759 Speaker 1: you in the book? So, first off, I'm his I'm 921 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:26,120 Speaker 1: the German friend. You're super dry and like just Zi 922 00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:29,640 Speaker 1: Ronzie who like connect like mixed plans for him on 923 00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:32,839 Speaker 1: weekends and luck but also tells him that he's gay. 924 00:49:32,880 --> 00:49:37,200 Speaker 1: When and you're you're chased. You're you're the sturdy German, 925 00:49:37,600 --> 00:49:40,640 Speaker 1: sturdy German who's like, you should come with us to 926 00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:45,520 Speaker 1: the club this weekend. Am I chasing? He sucks? Well, 927 00:49:45,640 --> 00:49:49,200 Speaker 1: I'm saying you're chased in in that moment in relationship, 928 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:52,880 Speaker 1: me being the sturdy German, I'm not saying. I'm just 929 00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:55,440 Speaker 1: saying more Pete because I'm like so pretentious that I'm 930 00:49:55,440 --> 00:50:00,959 Speaker 1: like so obnoxious and like being so politics. Um, you're 931 00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:04,960 Speaker 1: just not Pete though, because you're just not sleeves rolled up. No, 932 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:11,759 Speaker 1: I'm wae, I'm waking up at one one. No, Like, yes, 933 00:50:11,840 --> 00:50:16,120 Speaker 1: you're politics, but like yeah, yeah, sorry, So I mean 934 00:50:16,200 --> 00:50:19,120 Speaker 1: the other option for you as I saw that, like 935 00:50:19,560 --> 00:50:22,000 Speaker 1: maybe you're the boyfriend that like took him by the 936 00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:25,319 Speaker 1: collar and was like shut up. Oh my god, I'm 937 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:28,680 Speaker 1: not that violent. I've never been violent. No, you've actually 938 00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:30,920 Speaker 1: you've never been violent in a nonconventional way. I just 939 00:50:30,960 --> 00:50:34,080 Speaker 1: think you would have been annoyed dating. But am I 940 00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,439 Speaker 1: at that one political dinner, am I the consultant comes 941 00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:39,319 Speaker 1: up to chat that it tells him he needs to 942 00:50:39,360 --> 00:50:46,600 Speaker 1: lose weight. Oh yeah, ever thought about losing weight? Right? 943 00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:48,920 Speaker 1: I think you're part that. But I think you're a 944 00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:51,880 Speaker 1: little more chased in the in the youth, you know, 945 00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,440 Speaker 1: not chased in now. I mean I literally was a 946 00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:56,160 Speaker 1: boy scout. That makes a lot of sense. Yeah, you're 947 00:50:56,160 --> 00:51:01,880 Speaker 1: a boy scout. Your travel Yeah, sorry, clock me yea 948 00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:06,520 Speaker 1: from here to Berlin, sweetheart. Okay, so well we're going 949 00:51:06,560 --> 00:51:10,040 Speaker 1: to go board an amtrack. Um, listen to me, this 950 00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:13,239 Speaker 1: is a skip. I have nothing. Yeah, he doesn't have 951 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,120 Speaker 1: really anything to tell you. Yeah, it's not. I mean 952 00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,839 Speaker 1: it's funny if you kind of want like a if 953 00:51:18,840 --> 00:51:21,000 Speaker 1: you come upon it and maybe open it up and 954 00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:22,560 Speaker 1: read it with your friends a little bit. Read the 955 00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:26,120 Speaker 1: Starbucks chops are not a page turner though, Like it's 956 00:51:26,200 --> 00:51:29,040 Speaker 1: you're just kind of like, thanks, babe, you know your 957 00:51:29,080 --> 00:51:31,760 Speaker 1: speed written half of it? Like I was page turning. 958 00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:34,120 Speaker 1: Once we got to the wedding a little bit. The 959 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,440 Speaker 1: wedding was good, the Starbucks action was fine, but it 960 00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:40,240 Speaker 1: was like a lot of it was just like next, really, yeah, next? 961 00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:43,319 Speaker 1: So this is a skip unless you find it for 962 00:51:43,360 --> 00:51:45,560 Speaker 1: free on the street. Yeah, and like bring it home 963 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:48,359 Speaker 1: and then put it back on the street. Yeah. I mean, 964 00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:51,160 Speaker 1: you know, if you are a gay person who works 965 00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:54,520 Speaker 1: in politics, like maybe you grew up doing four h 966 00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,200 Speaker 1: or from northern Michigan, there might be content that you 967 00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,840 Speaker 1: that's it's super relevant to you. But even then I 968 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:04,040 Speaker 1: just kind of like this doesn't really go there for me. Yeah, 969 00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:08,040 Speaker 1: one meat ball, I yeah, I give it to Heather 970 00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:10,719 Speaker 1: Gravy nexs um oh sorry, Yeah, I guess it's like 971 00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:14,440 Speaker 1: I give it one and a half I PA's triple hazy, IPAs, 972 00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:18,719 Speaker 1: I give it one dog walk. Shall we promo the 973 00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:21,400 Speaker 1: next book? Yeah? So next week we're gonna be reading 974 00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:25,680 Speaker 1: David Chang's book, CEO of Momofuku. I'm super excited. I'm 975 00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:31,239 Speaker 1: wicked excited. Good ass food, talk about foodies. There's a 976 00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:34,279 Speaker 1: food there's a guy who loves food. So we're reading that. 977 00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:38,160 Speaker 1: So like, follow, subscribe, like follow, subscribe, follow us at 978 00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:46,680 Speaker 1: CBC the Pod, et cetera. Bye see what Starbucks best Chow. Okay, sorry, 979 00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:48,919 Speaker 1: I'm super stressed. Today has been a very long day, 980 00:52:48,960 --> 00:52:51,680 Speaker 1: but I just had my second shot up called Bruce. 981 00:52:51,719 --> 00:52:55,359 Speaker 1: So here we go. It's the credits. Celebrity Book Club 982 00:52:55,440 --> 00:52:58,560 Speaker 1: is presented by Prolog Projects and head Gum and everyone 983 00:52:58,600 --> 00:53:00,640 Speaker 1: there is so nice and I they really am so 984 00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,759 Speaker 1: grateful to them for all their work. The show is 985 00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:05,400 Speaker 1: produced by Meg Barnade, who I'm obsessed with, with editorial 986 00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:09,960 Speaker 1: support from Andrew Parsons and Leon nay Fock. Engineering by 987 00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:13,439 Speaker 1: Barris Mounchi who actually helped me through a really really 988 00:53:13,480 --> 00:53:17,480 Speaker 1: tough time. 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