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Speaker 1: I don't always carry all of my groceries on one arm,

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Speaker 1: but when I do, my keys are always in the

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Speaker 1: wrong pocket.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 1: The only struggle that's more depressing and hilarious to witness

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Speaker 1: is when we go around the room here sharing what's

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Speaker 1: been on our minds, starting with Brooke, Brooke, what's on

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Speaker 1: your mind?

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Speaker 2: Well, I ran.

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Speaker 3: Out of contact to where so I haven't been doing

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Speaker 3: any like physical activity because it sucks to do it

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Speaker 3: with my glasses.

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Speaker 2: One, Like my glasses all sweaty and.

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Speaker 3: They come down and then I've tried running with them before,

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Speaker 3: but like my vision is bouncing and it makes me nauseous.

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Speaker 4: Time in the back like a basketball player.

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Speaker 3: Well, I called the eye doctor and I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 3: I just need like a pair of emergency trials, no problem.

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Speaker 2: And I can hear a type in the background. What's

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Speaker 2: your name? You know your birthday?

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Speaker 3: And then after I give her my information, she audibly says.

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Speaker 2: Ew after the birthday year?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh god.

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Speaker 2: Yes, And I go did you just see my prescription?

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Speaker 3: And she goes, yeah, you it's you, And she's like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: we're not going to be able to get you any

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Speaker 3: context and anytime soon. There's only like two companies I

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Speaker 3: can even buy them from, and so I'm.

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Speaker 4: Just are they like the Hubble telescope company basically?

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Speaker 2: And they're like back orders. So I don't get contacts

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Speaker 2: for another three weeks.

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Speaker 3: So if I didn't, you get rumpy because I haven't

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Speaker 3: worked out, you'll know you can get those little speed

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Speaker 3: goggles people where to work out I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if they come emergency swimming goggles. There's

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Speaker 2: no prescription in a.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to make you look cool. Bro, Come on,

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Speaker 1: I want to help, Jose. What's been on your mind?

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Speaker 2: Well, if you.

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Speaker 4: Guys didn't know, my other job other than being on

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Speaker 4: the radio is a video game streamer. Follow me on YouTube.

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Speaker 4: Hilarious Jose. Anyways, recently I did an entire wrap where

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Speaker 4: you could win a date with me. Yeah, and it's

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Speaker 4: like it could be a dinner date, it could be

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Speaker 4: a sporting event, it could literally be whatever you want.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I will pay for it.

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Speaker 4: A lot of people interested. I got over one thousand entries.

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Speaker 2: It does make me feel good.

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Speaker 4: And so the night of the Raffle happens, I spin

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Speaker 4: the wheel and who wins? A lady who goes by

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Speaker 4: the name Booby.

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Speaker 2: I love Booby.

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Speaker 4: Now I get a hold of her, she's super excited.

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Speaker 4: She tells me she does want to go out for dinner,

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Speaker 4: but also wants to bring her husband, who's a huge follower.

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Speaker 1: And it's a married.

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Speaker 2: Married because anybody can win.

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Speaker 4: Like if a bro con a one, we could do

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Speaker 4: a bro date.

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Speaker 2: I don't so now I'm like, but that's the thing.

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Speaker 4: It's like I'm only supposed to do with the winner.

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Speaker 2: He can sit at one table behind you and just watch.

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Speaker 4: Well, then I realized, like, I can't tell her you

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Speaker 4: can't bring your husband, because it's like, yes I can,

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Speaker 4: And that's.

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Speaker 2: Kind of weird, even if.

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Speaker 4: It's raffles for my own YouTube. I somehow end up

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Speaker 4: third wheeling it.

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Speaker 2: I think you're actually dat. I'm actually used to get

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Speaker 2: a separate table at this Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're.

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Speaker 1: Paying for how's your guys' lobster tails?

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Speaker 2: They're good? Okay, Yeah, here's my credit card.

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Speaker 3: So I like it.

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Speaker 2: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: On your mind.

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Speaker 5: So I've been talking to this guy for a little

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Speaker 5: bit and he's a pro athlete. He gets recognized sometimes

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Speaker 5: when we go out places, Okay, and I noticed it's

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Speaker 5: like when we just are like popping into a nice

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Speaker 5: place for fun, Like the time we were like Louis Vuitton,

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Speaker 5: for example, and he's recognized.

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Speaker 2: We weren't buying anything. Do they let you in there?

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean we just went quick and okay, buying anything,

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Speaker 5: like the nicer restaurants in the city.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 5: And I never get noticed.

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Speaker 2: Not at those places. Not at those places.

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Speaker 5: And I'm like, come on, like, just one listener, come

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Speaker 5: up to me somewhere, you know, so I can match this.

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Speaker 5: The other night, at one am, we decided to go

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Speaker 5: to a dive bar.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we'll pull through or listen here of them we're

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Speaker 2: at that dive bar. Yeah, the way back.

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Speaker 5: To take a photo with me fifty plus year old men.

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Speaker 5: I don't care. I felt good that it was my moment,

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Speaker 5: and so thank you.

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Speaker 2: To those people. And maybe one of them was named Louis, maybe,

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Speaker 2: but maybe something.

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Speaker 5: And so I realized I need to go to those

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Speaker 5: places more with him, you.

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Speaker 1: Know, was the guy impressed by your fifty year old admirers?

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Speaker 2: Well, he thought I.

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Speaker 5: Purposely chose the place for that reason.

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Speaker 2: He's like, he didn't.

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Speaker 5: Think that I'm reading so normally, Yeah, we make fun

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Speaker 5: of people for this, and it's desperate. But if you

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Speaker 5: see me with a guy out, you better come up

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Speaker 5: to me and take a photo.

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Speaker 3: There.

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Speaker 2: I'm in a competition. I don't even care.

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Speaker 5: Just come on, I need to win this every Yeah,

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Speaker 5: I love it.

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey, what's on your mind this past weekend? I thought,

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Speaker 1: you know what I need? I need more earthiness in

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Speaker 1: my life. Sure, I'm surrounded by forest and my house

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Speaker 1: is made of wood, but I would like more shrubbery

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Speaker 1: inside of my house. Exactly. I already I have a

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Speaker 1: few already, but I want it to be more lush inside.

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Speaker 1: So I grabbed Bagel's backpack and we headed to a

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Speaker 1: plant oasis that I call Low's.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I thought, you want to like a Q garden shop.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I can't afford that, Brook, I gotta go to Low's.

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Speaker 1: We get in there and I put him into one

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Speaker 1: of the shopping carts with the little red car on

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Speaker 1: the front. Babel, Yeah, I put Bagel in there. So

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Speaker 1: he's got his paws on the steering wheel and we're

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Speaker 1: just cruising around the store. We go to the green section.

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Speaker 1: I grabbed three hanging flower pots and then two extra

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Speaker 1: large piece lilies and At that point, I faced a

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Speaker 1: dilemma because I wanted more plants, but my shopping cart

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Speaker 2: It's because you picked the one with a race car

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Speaker 2: on it.

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Speaker 1: But that's when I met an angel, a young man

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Speaker 1: named Dylan who worked at Low's, and he was nice

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Speaker 1: enough to bring me a second cart, and because I

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Speaker 1: couldn't push both, he ended up pushing a cart with me.

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Speaker 2: How do you end up with like a rich assistant

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Speaker 2: everywhere you go.

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Speaker 1: And talking about plants and walking around Lows together. It

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Speaker 1: looked like two dudes hanging out buying plants together with

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Speaker 1: a dog in a race car. And it seemed like

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Speaker 1: he was happy to not be working the register for

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Speaker 1: a little while. So if I just want to say,

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Speaker 1: if you want to have a personal shopper without having

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Speaker 1: to pay for one, just create a problem like buying

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Speaker 1: too much stuff but not enough cart space, and maybe

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Speaker 1: you'll get lucky and get your own Dylan one day.

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Speaker 2: WOWE visit Dylan every weekend. Now it's like you're your buddy.

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Speaker 1: He's like my best friend. Now it's still and the

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Speaker 1: text in to seven eighty five nine two and tell

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Speaker 1: us what's been on your mind? It's Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 1: in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,