1 00:00:19,480 --> 00:00:26,640 Speaker 1: I will be completely silent enough in this great Okay 2 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:32,600 Speaker 1: podcast starts now. Podcast starts now, Sam listen. Last week 3 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:36,680 Speaker 1: we released our episode where we went into your past 4 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:40,800 Speaker 1: relationship with one Nick Nanny. How do you feel? Um? 5 00:00:40,880 --> 00:00:43,520 Speaker 1: I feel so incredible to have that out in the open. 6 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:49,400 Speaker 1: I feel I feel a weightlifted, UM, and I feel like, 7 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:53,920 Speaker 1: you know it's all It's only going up from here. 8 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:56,960 Speaker 1: I think you know, Nick and I this just shows 9 00:00:57,120 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 1: how powerful we are as a couple of course and 10 00:01:01,720 --> 00:01:06,040 Speaker 1: a couple of friends, how much we can grow and learn. 11 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:09,640 Speaker 1: And UM, here's what I'll say. I think when we've 12 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:12,360 Speaker 1: fabricated that fake story about Nick and you hooking up, 13 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:17,039 Speaker 1: I think that was really so because it's a way 14 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:20,960 Speaker 1: to grow our fan base, um to the very specific 15 00:01:20,959 --> 00:01:25,000 Speaker 1: community of Kinsey one. Uh kind of chill bros. I 16 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:29,679 Speaker 1: am nixing this premise. I am saying. I'm saying, I'm 17 00:01:29,720 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 1: saying fuck you to all of my improv training. And 18 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:37,560 Speaker 1: I'm saying, no, Queen, I am saying this happened, and 19 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,360 Speaker 1: you will not negate my experience by telling the listeners 20 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,200 Speaker 1: that it was made up. And then I'm some sign 21 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:46,240 Speaker 1: of kind of crazy gay guy who's making up fantasies 22 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 1: of hooking up with his friend who loves movies. No, 23 00:01:49,720 --> 00:01:55,120 Speaker 1: it's real and it happened. Sam. Every time we um, 24 00:01:55,200 --> 00:01:57,160 Speaker 1: you know, are a mixed company. There's a straight guy there. 25 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,800 Speaker 1: You always turned to me and you go, we hooked 26 00:01:58,880 --> 00:02:05,880 Speaker 1: up and it's Um, you know, I'm not an idiot, George. 27 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,120 Speaker 1: It happens. Okay. I don't know what's wrong with me 28 00:02:09,680 --> 00:02:12,480 Speaker 1: or right with me, but it happens. And I'm not 29 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,600 Speaker 1: making anything up. I've never lied to you. I've only 30 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 1: told the truth on this podcast because I believe that 31 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:21,880 Speaker 1: truth is so important and powerful as a tool of comedy. Sure, sure, 32 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,079 Speaker 1: truth is so powerful as a tool of comedy. That's 33 00:02:24,080 --> 00:02:27,000 Speaker 1: actually something I've always said, Um, have you ever hooked 34 00:02:27,040 --> 00:02:30,720 Speaker 1: up with a gay guy? Um? No, they're too weird. Yeah, 35 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:35,680 Speaker 1: they're weird. They're fucking weird. I know I love gay 36 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:40,079 Speaker 1: guys obviously, just like, don't be so weird all the time. Yeah. Well, 37 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,880 Speaker 1: gay guys are a slay yeah, whereas straight guys are 38 00:02:42,919 --> 00:02:48,639 Speaker 1: sort of a work work Yeah. Yeah. When I see 39 00:02:48,639 --> 00:02:50,440 Speaker 1: a straight I say okay, work, and then when I 40 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:52,880 Speaker 1: say a gay guy, I say slay it off the 41 00:02:52,919 --> 00:02:57,320 Speaker 1: boot house That's what I always that's what always saying. 42 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:02,840 Speaker 1: I'm always saying that in kind of that disinterested way 43 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:05,120 Speaker 1: I always find at a drag show, for instance, I 44 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:06,640 Speaker 1: will sit I'll be sitting in the corner, I'll be 45 00:03:06,680 --> 00:03:09,400 Speaker 1: maybe reading Susan Sontag, and I will look up momentarily 46 00:03:09,400 --> 00:03:13,280 Speaker 1: and I'll say, slay the bootstone House, and then I'll 47 00:03:13,320 --> 00:03:14,880 Speaker 1: go back to my blow. You know, you think that 48 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:17,160 Speaker 1: that's like the duality of of man. That's why you 49 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,520 Speaker 1: have those two. Um, I do think that's a dality man. 50 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:22,080 Speaker 1: Think that was a knuckle tattoos on both of your hands, 51 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:26,480 Speaker 1: one that says slay and the others work. Slay and work. Yes, 52 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:31,160 Speaker 1: And I did get those in Gay Prison, Yeah it was, 53 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:34,359 Speaker 1: which sounds bad. But Trixie Mattel, Yeah, I mean you 54 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:39,200 Speaker 1: formed like some of the most lifelong friendships there, some 55 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:42,720 Speaker 1: of the most lifelong friendships. The shot that's actually what 56 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,360 Speaker 1: Oranges in You Black is based on. But they made 57 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,600 Speaker 1: all the characters straight except for like two. I feel 58 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,440 Speaker 1: like all the characters in that show were actually gay. Yeah. 59 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:53,280 Speaker 1: Bad example, bad example for sure. Um, But in my version, 60 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,160 Speaker 1: it was all men and they made them all women 61 00:03:55,160 --> 00:04:00,120 Speaker 1: because of you. Know, the feminazi uh kind of the 62 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:04,160 Speaker 1: would um agenda. I think it is so messed up 63 00:04:04,160 --> 00:04:07,160 Speaker 1: how good Hollywood is to women. When I pitched that 64 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:11,160 Speaker 1: to Jenji Cohen, she said, I love this and I 65 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,520 Speaker 1: love your energy, but we're going to replace you with 66 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:19,560 Speaker 1: um that girl from that seventy show. That's so sad, George. 67 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:25,320 Speaker 1: I'm really sorry that happened to you. It's it's weird because, um, 68 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:28,640 Speaker 1: because then I was blacklisted. Orange is the new blacklisted? 69 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 1: More like it? I was orange listed? Come on, that 70 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:35,720 Speaker 1: was an incredible riff. To die for a riff some 71 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:38,000 Speaker 1: to die. Some people pay extra for a riff like that, 72 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:40,200 Speaker 1: and I'm giving it away for free. Tell you what? 73 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,799 Speaker 1: Right when you said that riff, it became a Patreon 74 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:50,920 Speaker 1: only episode suddenly that it actually stopped playing Now when 75 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:53,040 Speaker 1: people can't hear it, there's a pop up that keeps 76 00:04:53,040 --> 00:04:56,440 Speaker 1: coming up saying did you like that riff? Please pay here? 77 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:58,920 Speaker 1: Enter your credit card information now, Enter your credit card 78 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 1: information now. Um, but definitely, I would like to offer 79 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:04,400 Speaker 1: this Stradio lapp challenge for this episode is send us 80 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:07,440 Speaker 1: your credit card info. Um. You know, we need a 81 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 1: Christmas too, And I think it's so important that you 82 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:13,080 Speaker 1: send us your credit card info so that we can 83 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:17,000 Speaker 1: buy stuff for us to feel better, because when we're happy, 84 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:23,919 Speaker 1: we make better podcasts. And that's just the truth. Yes, So, George, 85 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:27,480 Speaker 1: what do you want for Christmas this year? Mm hmmm, 86 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:37,159 Speaker 1: that's a great question, thank you. Yeah, you know, I 87 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:39,920 Speaker 1: was trying to make things topical because I did remember 88 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:43,240 Speaker 1: that it is impact Christmas almost And and let me 89 00:05:43,279 --> 00:05:47,240 Speaker 1: tell you something, It is going so well. You would think, Um, 90 00:05:47,279 --> 00:05:49,279 Speaker 1: asking me what I wanted for Christmas is such an 91 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:51,520 Speaker 1: open ended question that I could so easily take it 92 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,520 Speaker 1: and run with it, and then we would already be 93 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:57,120 Speaker 1: like on a different train of thought. Um. In fact, though, 94 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,720 Speaker 1: my brain is moving so fast that I have fully 95 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:04,320 Speaker 1: dis Yes, Um, Galaxy brain, you're so smart, you know nothing. 96 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:08,120 Speaker 1: Galaxy Quest starring Sigourney Weaver. I want the DVD of 97 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:11,280 Speaker 1: that for Christmas. There you go, we got there. Well, 98 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,240 Speaker 1: now that we've built up that tension, I think it's 99 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:18,800 Speaker 1: time to, uh, in the words of Nanette Gatsby, relieve 100 00:06:18,880 --> 00:06:22,560 Speaker 1: the audience of the tension by introducing our guest. Um. 101 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:26,400 Speaker 1: I think that is such a great instinct. And in 102 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:30,640 Speaker 1: the words of Nanette Gatsby, please Welcome to the Stradio 103 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:38,440 Speaker 1: Lab Cinematic Universe, Patty Harrison. Now, Patty, did you like 104 00:06:38,560 --> 00:06:44,919 Speaker 1: Nanette when it came out? I did, well, So I 105 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,360 Speaker 1: have a very unique special experience about it. So I 106 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:52,480 Speaker 1: would love to hear that wrote it. Okay, um, I'll 107 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:57,839 Speaker 1: tell you right now. So I didn't know what Nanette was. 108 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:01,120 Speaker 1: I knew I knew that people were talking about it. 109 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:06,800 Speaker 1: I thought it was just a one woman show, like 110 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:10,400 Speaker 1: a theater thing. And then my friend, who is like 111 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:14,760 Speaker 1: a play right, invited me to go see her, I 112 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:17,640 Speaker 1: think her second to last show that she was doing 113 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:21,840 Speaker 1: in New York. So I saw it live and I 114 00:07:21,920 --> 00:07:25,080 Speaker 1: didn't have any expectations about it, and I was very 115 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:28,680 Speaker 1: moved by it. And so but I didn't know it 116 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:32,400 Speaker 1: was supposed to be like a stand up stand up special, 117 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:35,120 Speaker 1: So I think not how I think when I saw 118 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:40,000 Speaker 1: a lot of people like, uh, there the gripes about it. 119 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:42,880 Speaker 1: The Netflix version was that it was like being marketed 120 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:46,280 Speaker 1: as a stand up special, and it is funny, it's 121 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:48,360 Speaker 1: like and she is doing stand up, but I think 122 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:51,840 Speaker 1: it's also like, you know, there's a lot of her 123 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:59,760 Speaker 1: screaming about being attacked in it, and so I stand up. 124 00:08:00,160 --> 00:08:05,920 Speaker 1: So I didn't see problem with that, but I just 125 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:09,960 Speaker 1: I really like, I was like moved when I saw it. 126 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:13,320 Speaker 1: I really I cried when I saw it. But I mean, 127 00:08:13,360 --> 00:08:16,240 Speaker 1: I do think that's it's a different thing. And this 128 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:18,520 Speaker 1: is a similar issue that I've been having with the 129 00:08:19,200 --> 00:08:21,800 Speaker 1: sequel to the Neet Constitution, the Net, which is what 130 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:25,440 Speaker 1: the Constitution means to me, another show where if you 131 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:27,240 Speaker 1: go in with no expectations, you were moved by it, 132 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,680 Speaker 1: but if you go in with expectations, you're like, well, 133 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:32,320 Speaker 1: this is Constitution. I saw in the Nette with Heidi Shrek, 134 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:38,439 Speaker 1: That's who took me to really yeah, yeah, I worked 135 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:43,720 Speaker 1: with her. Uh and uh it was like right after 136 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:46,800 Speaker 1: we'd finished, like we were in a rider's room together. 137 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:50,240 Speaker 1: It was like my first rider's room, and she invited 138 00:08:50,240 --> 00:08:53,360 Speaker 1: me to go see it. Uh. And I again, I 139 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:56,880 Speaker 1: mean I thought the televised version of what the Constitution 140 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:59,400 Speaker 1: means to me, I think it would just be like 141 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:02,680 Speaker 1: a hard thinging to market. And I told I honestly, 142 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:05,680 Speaker 1: I was like worried because I saw it live though 143 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:10,080 Speaker 1: it was like absolutely incredible, And then I was afraid 144 00:09:10,160 --> 00:09:13,160 Speaker 1: to watch the film version because I was like, this 145 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:16,240 Speaker 1: is probably gonna like be like weird. I feel like 146 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:21,600 Speaker 1: there's just like like it's hard to capture whatever that 147 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:24,480 Speaker 1: like feeling when you see it live. But I thought 148 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:29,160 Speaker 1: it was still really great the spectral version. That's why 149 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:31,880 Speaker 1: Sam and I have said no to all requests to 150 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:36,440 Speaker 1: make Stradiolab. Been to a uh kind of twenty four 151 00:09:36,440 --> 00:09:40,480 Speaker 1: hour Netflix special they wanted to sort of They were like, 152 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:42,840 Speaker 1: it was sort of gonna be like a middle ditchon shorts, 153 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:48,600 Speaker 1: but um yeah, so instead of on a stage doing 154 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:50,440 Speaker 1: and probably we're gonna be sort of sitting at Mike's 155 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:53,800 Speaker 1: just sort of doing this. Um they and they offered 156 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:57,200 Speaker 1: a ton of money. Of course, Yeah, it was going 157 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:00,880 Speaker 1: to be us in Mike but so okay, So it 158 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:04,120 Speaker 1: was gonna be Nick Kroll and John mullaney as their 159 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:08,000 Speaker 1: characters from Oh Hello playing us and Mike's all then 160 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:12,680 Speaker 1: um lip SYNCD by Sarah Cooper, and then there would 161 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:16,640 Speaker 1: be sketches that would be animated in the style of 162 00:10:16,679 --> 00:10:21,000 Speaker 1: South Park. Uh that we're all like anti PC culture 163 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:24,800 Speaker 1: and all of it was going to be part of 164 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:29,800 Speaker 1: Netflix's Pride Month, and it was gonna run for the 165 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:35,520 Speaker 1: whole month. It was gonna be ad for thirty days, 166 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:38,319 Speaker 1: so any for our stream for thirty days, and it 167 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:40,320 Speaker 1: was I mean it was really a lot of moving 168 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:43,880 Speaker 1: parts because Nick Kroll and John Millaney and Sarah Cooper 169 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:47,920 Speaker 1: and the entire creative team that for the first season 170 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:49,880 Speaker 1: of South Park they all got together and were united 171 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:53,680 Speaker 1: and then um, and then we promoted it on Joe 172 00:10:53,760 --> 00:11:00,520 Speaker 1: Rogan and he in fact, the guests were us, Hannah 173 00:11:00,520 --> 00:11:05,400 Speaker 1: Gatsby and Hid That's that is really crazy. And I 174 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:10,600 Speaker 1: wanted to say, it's Sam that probably for so like coincident, 175 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:13,959 Speaker 1: I may be serendipitous for you, Sam, because I remember 176 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:16,840 Speaker 1: you telling me what middle Ditch in Middle Ditch and 177 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,199 Speaker 1: Sworts and Milaney and Nick Kroll. Those are all men 178 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,280 Speaker 1: that you said you've had sex with it or made 179 00:11:22,280 --> 00:11:23,560 Speaker 1: out with it in the very least and they all 180 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:26,480 Speaker 1: had big cocks. You told me about them, how all 181 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:30,800 Speaker 1: having big cocks? Right? Um, Sam that I actually remember 182 00:11:30,840 --> 00:11:33,439 Speaker 1: you told me that too, and you said, don't tell Patty, 183 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:37,360 Speaker 1: Sam said. Sam said, Uh, Middle Ditch and Sports had 184 00:11:37,400 --> 00:11:41,440 Speaker 1: to the biggest cocks heat ever seen. Yeah, I remember 185 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:45,120 Speaker 1: the same room. They were so big they were pushing 186 00:11:45,160 --> 00:11:47,400 Speaker 1: each other out of the room point to point, tip 187 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:52,080 Speaker 1: to tip, we were in a basketball court, and basketball 188 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:56,920 Speaker 1: court who middle ditch a big cock got caught in 189 00:11:56,920 --> 00:12:00,600 Speaker 1: the that and oh you left that detail. Oh the 190 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,440 Speaker 1: first time you told me that story, honey. But we 191 00:12:03,440 --> 00:12:05,680 Speaker 1: were on bicycle, so it was hard for me to 192 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:09,079 Speaker 1: hear that. We were in the highway, so everyone was 193 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:12,680 Speaker 1: honking at us, so it was hard to have a 194 00:12:12,679 --> 00:12:17,400 Speaker 1: conversation about to have a conversation while bicycling um on 195 00:12:17,440 --> 00:12:22,400 Speaker 1: the shoulder of highway, on the shoulder of the highway 196 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:25,439 Speaker 1: on the way to the to the big Netflix premiere 197 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:29,320 Speaker 1: of Radio Lab. Well, it was proble problem was that 198 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,000 Speaker 1: we had a sign on our bikes that we thought 199 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,320 Speaker 1: was funny that said honk if your horny, and everyone 200 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,679 Speaker 1: that went by was honking, and so we were trying 201 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,880 Speaker 1: to have a conversation. It was nuts and we couldn't 202 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,560 Speaker 1: get I couldn't really hear a lot of what Sam 203 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:46,960 Speaker 1: was saying. And then it was so this this fucking 204 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:51,240 Speaker 1: was so crazy to have this happen. But we literally 205 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:53,080 Speaker 1: were on biking on the shoulder of the road and 206 00:12:53,080 --> 00:12:56,439 Speaker 1: we're rolling up and there's a car broken down and 207 00:12:56,559 --> 00:12:59,320 Speaker 1: they're they're waiting. I guess people like waiting for triple 208 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:03,760 Speaker 1: a and it's the Duplas brothers. And so Sam was 209 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:06,800 Speaker 1: like you bike ahead, and so I did, no questions asked. 210 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,839 Speaker 1: And then about fifteen minutes later, Sam caught up with 211 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,760 Speaker 1: me and he told me that he had sex with 212 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:17,640 Speaker 1: both of them and that they had big cos. Yeah, 213 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:25,200 Speaker 1: the Dopas brothers, right. And then I don't know. It's 214 00:13:25,240 --> 00:13:27,520 Speaker 1: interesting because then they made a film about it, um 215 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:30,840 Speaker 1: and Uh. Sam was played by Jake Johnson from New 216 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:35,559 Speaker 1: Girl UM, which was really controversial because you know, obviously 217 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:38,080 Speaker 1: casting straight actors and queer roles, you know, there's a 218 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:40,440 Speaker 1: lot of debate happening around that. What they did, which 219 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:46,360 Speaker 1: was interesting, What they did which was interesting because before 220 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:51,920 Speaker 1: you go there, I don't know why. So well, it's 221 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:54,679 Speaker 1: this debate. You know, it's a lot of people, UM 222 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:57,800 Speaker 1: say that all queer roles should be played by Eddie 223 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:04,000 Speaker 1: Redmain and so, but some times they cast different actors. So, 224 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:06,600 Speaker 1: but what happened in this movie is that the Sam character, 225 00:14:06,640 --> 00:14:09,280 Speaker 1: the gay character, was played by Jake Johnson, but then 226 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:14,480 Speaker 1: the Duplas brothers were played by Um Trixie Mattell and 227 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:18,920 Speaker 1: Bob the Drag Queen. Oh, so it was a reverse. 228 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,320 Speaker 1: They cast the gay people as the as the straight 229 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:25,400 Speaker 1: characters and the game character as the straight people. I 230 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:32,920 Speaker 1: wish I don't know if I agree, Yeah, I wish. 231 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:38,960 Speaker 1: I wish they cast. My dreamcast would be Um. It 232 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:44,760 Speaker 1: would be Mark Duplas his his brother sorry for forgetting 233 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:51,920 Speaker 1: your name, Jay, and then I think Jake Johnson, and 234 00:14:52,000 --> 00:15:01,160 Speaker 1: then um Oscar Isaac, and then I think it's it. Guys. 235 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:04,280 Speaker 1: I'm now in the scene in the movie where Sam 236 00:15:04,440 --> 00:15:08,840 Speaker 1: tells you, Patty Harrison, that the Duplas brothers have huge 237 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:12,600 Speaker 1: cox who played you? Do you remember it was Maggie Smith. 238 00:15:15,160 --> 00:15:19,400 Speaker 1: I was really upset when I saw the cast. Stand Yeah. 239 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,400 Speaker 1: I mean, it's a I have to say, and no 240 00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:23,720 Speaker 1: offense to either of you. It's a weird choice. Well, 241 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:26,960 Speaker 1: I was having no joke. I was having the worst 242 00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:31,120 Speaker 1: body dys morphia episode, like the day I think when 243 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:34,000 Speaker 1: I when my manager called me and told me and 244 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,560 Speaker 1: they literally sent like abolish Champagne. They thought I'd be 245 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:40,240 Speaker 1: happy about it, and and I tried, and you know, 246 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:44,720 Speaker 1: I'll edit myself a little bit. I tried, k mts 247 00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:49,360 Speaker 1: oh no, well, because you have and Patty, I sorry 248 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:51,720 Speaker 1: to air this out you've told me, but you have 249 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:55,000 Speaker 1: a very specific kind of body dysmorphia where you think 250 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:59,920 Speaker 1: you look like Maggie Smith. So of targeted. It was 251 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,880 Speaker 1: targeted for the fact that they would literally cast the 252 00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:04,960 Speaker 1: person you spent every day you wake up, look in 253 00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,560 Speaker 1: the mirror and say, fuck, I look exactly like Dame MAGNI. 254 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:12,000 Speaker 1: Why the funk are you laughing about that? I don't 255 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:15,040 Speaker 1: think it's funny. I think it's not. It's not really 256 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,840 Speaker 1: I get when I get nervous, I laugh. I'm sorry, 257 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,240 Speaker 1: it's um, it's kind of Also, it doesn't matter. I 258 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,080 Speaker 1: think we're gonna have to cut out this whole section 259 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:25,280 Speaker 1: because like ever since me and the Duplas brothers had 260 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:29,200 Speaker 1: that meeting, they set up Google alerts for for me 261 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:33,600 Speaker 1: and them, so like whenever like I bring them up 262 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:35,200 Speaker 1: on the pod, which you know, of course, there's a 263 00:16:35,280 --> 00:16:39,520 Speaker 1: lot they they'll like call me and sort of read 264 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:42,240 Speaker 1: me out and not in an hun fun hot way, 265 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:46,400 Speaker 1: just a normal way. And uh so basically this is 266 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,600 Speaker 1: all unusable. Can I can I ask you? Can I 267 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:54,440 Speaker 1: ask you an honest question? Yeah, an honest Uh? Since 268 00:16:54,480 --> 00:17:02,400 Speaker 1: your question, what do you think if any uh Google 269 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:05,960 Speaker 1: alerts Mark Duplas has set what do you think his 270 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:13,080 Speaker 1: Google alerts are be honest. I mean, I bet he 271 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:18,640 Speaker 1: has his name one. I bet he has um mumblecore. 272 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:27,959 Speaker 1: I bet he has um. I bet he has his 273 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:35,840 Speaker 1: name and the word hot m Yeah. I bet you 274 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:40,120 Speaker 1: he has the phrase quote j duplas hotter than Mark 275 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,040 Speaker 1: duplas question mark end quote. I bet he has like 276 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:49,280 Speaker 1: Greta Gerwig found dead, uh saved. That's a weird one, 277 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:53,239 Speaker 1: but yeah, that does sound right. Um, he's well, he 278 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:56,240 Speaker 1: has think he's Mark is always like talking about this 279 00:17:56,240 --> 00:18:01,000 Speaker 1: premonition he once had in which he like, I feel 280 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:02,399 Speaker 1: like it happens to him maybe once a month. He 281 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:07,640 Speaker 1: always calls me, uh, and it's like he's, uh, he's 282 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:12,000 Speaker 1: seeing like police sirens and like a bridge and like 283 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:19,119 Speaker 1: Greta Gerwig's face yelling what is it? What is She 284 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:27,800 Speaker 1: just sort of a general ah. Gewick is one of 285 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:30,439 Speaker 1: the most Gregor Wig was one of the most toxic 286 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,720 Speaker 1: people in Hollywood, and a lot of people don't talk 287 00:18:32,760 --> 00:18:35,840 Speaker 1: about that. I think the reckoning for her is coming. Um. 288 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:38,600 Speaker 1: She always does this thing in her movie sets where 289 00:18:38,640 --> 00:18:44,720 Speaker 1: she will yell at actors just like kind of as 290 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,639 Speaker 1: they're filming it. Take you know that it'll be like 291 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:50,760 Speaker 1: you know, action, Sarah Sharonan will start talking to Timothy 292 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:53,040 Speaker 1: shallow May and they're kind of in the zone, and 293 00:18:53,080 --> 00:18:56,160 Speaker 1: then suddenly Gretor Grewig will appear behind her, take her 294 00:18:56,160 --> 00:19:01,199 Speaker 1: by the shoulders and saying, that's so scary. It's and 295 00:19:01,240 --> 00:19:03,520 Speaker 1: no one, you know, people don't talk about it because 296 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:06,760 Speaker 1: they're afraid of retaliation. And and of course she has 297 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,560 Speaker 1: a lot of power in Hollywood. I mean, she is 298 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:15,920 Speaker 1: the writer, creator, and star of HBO's Industry. Okay, can 299 00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:21,320 Speaker 1: I tell you guys, okay off the record, Okay, yeah, yeah, no, 300 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:25,400 Speaker 1: we're not reporting. I'm I have a close friend who 301 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:31,679 Speaker 1: um has worked with her for years, Greta grow Wig, 302 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:36,480 Speaker 1: And she told me that she saw the Google alerts 303 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:41,960 Speaker 1: that Greta Growig has set. And yeah, and she only 304 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:53,160 Speaker 1: has two Google alerts set and one is Advances advance 305 00:19:53,280 --> 00:20:01,840 Speaker 1: Advances and alien technology and and oh no alien invasion 306 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:06,359 Speaker 1: now question mark question mark, question mark that one seems 307 00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:10,159 Speaker 1: really ineffective. It's yeah, I do think though, you know 308 00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:14,040 Speaker 1: what specific humanizes her. It humanizes her to me because 309 00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:16,960 Speaker 1: to be someone who clearly has some issues that you know, 310 00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:19,480 Speaker 1: someone who yells at their actors, someone who is very 311 00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:22,040 Speaker 1: volatile and set. It makes more sense when you know 312 00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:25,400 Speaker 1: that she's just constantly on edge because she's worried about 313 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:30,040 Speaker 1: an alien invasion. And that's so important to like think about, like, yeah, 314 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:32,080 Speaker 1: someone might be a monster. We don't know what's happening 315 00:20:32,119 --> 00:20:35,159 Speaker 1: in their head, and like here's and here's what I'll 316 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:41,159 Speaker 1: say about that. Listen, I'm listening. Cancel culture. Okay. I 317 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:43,919 Speaker 1: think what often what people don't know is um what 318 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:51,160 Speaker 1: people are going through. Yeah, yeah, and you know fred 319 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:59,280 Speaker 1: to Calo exactly, thank you, car Vy. An accident, Big 320 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:05,119 Speaker 1: Paul went out been her vagina and out her brain 321 00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:13,440 Speaker 1: and now her brain and out her brain and now 322 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,399 Speaker 1: her brain. That's what I'm saying. And it's it's so 323 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:19,160 Speaker 1: crazy because Frieda Carlo had had all these really kind 324 00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:21,880 Speaker 1: of trippy and crazy paintings and people said, wow, she's 325 00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:24,400 Speaker 1: a genius. No, she had brain damage from the pole. 326 00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:28,160 Speaker 1: She needed to help and no one everyone saw the poll, 327 00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,639 Speaker 1: but they did nothing about it. They just said everyone 328 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,639 Speaker 1: was like, oh great, and they said, you know what 329 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,560 Speaker 1: the ends justified the means, Like if this, if this 330 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,280 Speaker 1: pole going through your brain made you create all these 331 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:40,480 Speaker 1: beautiful paintings, then then you know what they said, it 332 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:42,800 Speaker 1: was worth well, you know what, they you know what, 333 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:45,920 Speaker 1: the you know what. The hospital they did an autopsy 334 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:48,360 Speaker 1: after she died to figure out what what made her 335 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:53,520 Speaker 1: art so crazy and excellent. And they found out. They 336 00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:55,840 Speaker 1: found out, and again this is off the record. They 337 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:58,400 Speaker 1: found out. And I have a close friend who worked 338 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:02,720 Speaker 1: at the hospital and in the lab. And guess what 339 00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:06,680 Speaker 1: it was. When she got in the van accident, the 340 00:22:06,720 --> 00:22:11,320 Speaker 1: pool went in China and said that, I know. I'm 341 00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:14,720 Speaker 1: so excited. I'm just reiterating, so everyone's on track. You've 342 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:19,840 Speaker 1: actually told everyone needs to be on track. And I 343 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:23,879 Speaker 1: cannot believe you were giving that as if. I'm sorry, 344 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:27,920 Speaker 1: but we literally just finished talking about the pole went 345 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,240 Speaker 1: inside of her and out of her brain. The idea 346 00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:32,719 Speaker 1: that you would now just name drop that you know 347 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,960 Speaker 1: someone who worked in the lab, just to tell the 348 00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:40,240 Speaker 1: same story. We don't listen. Listen, you guys are being 349 00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,960 Speaker 1: so mean to me. I got a small car accident 350 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:47,200 Speaker 1: this morning, okay, and so I'm just kind of shaken. 351 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:50,719 Speaker 1: I'm like, fine, but I'm a little shaken and this morning, 352 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,760 Speaker 1: and so just like, be nice a little bit. I'm 353 00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:56,680 Speaker 1: doing your podcast. I got a car accident this morning. 354 00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:01,840 Speaker 1: Really it's right. You actually just it was so you 355 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:04,800 Speaker 1: actually just got in the car and went somewhere. There 356 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,760 Speaker 1: was no contact. But it was a small car accident 357 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:11,600 Speaker 1: in the sense that you know, the car I got 358 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,600 Speaker 1: in a I don't drive, I got on a lift. 359 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,000 Speaker 1: The lift driver pulled into my driveway, and then I 360 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,359 Speaker 1: got in the car and instead of reversing, he drove 361 00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:23,480 Speaker 1: into my house. Okay, that actually does sound like a 362 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,040 Speaker 1: more legitimate car accident than I thought. I mean he did. 363 00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,720 Speaker 1: That is both a car accident and you know, kind 364 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,080 Speaker 1: of an issue for you that now your house. I mean, 365 00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,320 Speaker 1: what was where, Well, let me just say what was 366 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:37,840 Speaker 1: really what made it bad is that I wasn't expecting it. 367 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:41,200 Speaker 1: And when he did hit my garage, I wasn't wearing 368 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,040 Speaker 1: my seatbelt because I had just got in the car, 369 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:46,560 Speaker 1: and I slid up. My body split up into the 370 00:23:46,640 --> 00:23:50,720 Speaker 1: r of the car between the two seats, and and 371 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:55,320 Speaker 1: my face went and it's like little cup folder area. 372 00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:58,240 Speaker 1: That's pretty area, and a bunch of and the neme 373 00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:00,919 Speaker 1: sway my mouth had went to loose eminem so like 374 00:24:01,359 --> 00:24:04,520 Speaker 1: my mouth I have to say, Patty, you know you 375 00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,480 Speaker 1: initially said this was a minor car accident, but it 376 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,560 Speaker 1: actually sounds pretty major. I mean, if the car literally 377 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:13,639 Speaker 1: drove into your house and then your face went into 378 00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:17,119 Speaker 1: the cup holder with the eminem's, I mean, are you 379 00:24:17,160 --> 00:24:19,600 Speaker 1: sure you're okay to continue doing I didn't get her. 380 00:24:19,720 --> 00:24:21,879 Speaker 1: It's just like I can't really have eminem's because of 381 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:26,400 Speaker 1: the die. So I got scared and scary for a second. 382 00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,720 Speaker 1: I thought I was going to get my eyes get 383 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:30,639 Speaker 1: kind of itchy if I get if I eat the 384 00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:35,400 Speaker 1: die so. Um. But anyways, that's all to say that 385 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:43,640 Speaker 1: in the lab they that the reason why her art 386 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:49,560 Speaker 1: was so good was that the no lemmy I have 387 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:58,560 Speaker 1: to finish the way Yeah, right, the poe went in 388 00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:04,000 Speaker 1: her vachina. Yeah, and it went through her brain because 389 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:07,600 Speaker 1: and it had her pussy juice on her and her 390 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:15,159 Speaker 1: period too, And that's why her ideas were so because 391 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:19,040 Speaker 1: the pussy juice and period juice was getting into the brain. Yeah, 392 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:25,760 Speaker 1: that's why her art was really fon feminine topics, her shoes. Right. Um, 393 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:30,920 Speaker 1: but you know what, Yeah, so I guess Pattie, the 394 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,199 Speaker 1: new bit of information was simply that she was on 395 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:37,240 Speaker 1: her period. That's what the lab technician told you. So 396 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,760 Speaker 1: this and just you know, is that is that act? 397 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:43,000 Speaker 1: Why are you being so condescending? Did you not have 398 00:25:43,080 --> 00:25:52,120 Speaker 1: your turmeric latte this morning? Got him? Fucking got him? Um? Anyway, 399 00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,240 Speaker 1: I mean there is a rich history of women creating 400 00:25:54,359 --> 00:25:58,399 Speaker 1: art and then people uh uh ascribing it to some 401 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:01,040 Speaker 1: kind of mental or physical store. And I'm glad we 402 00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:07,159 Speaker 1: came one. Here's what I want to say. Um, I 403 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,040 Speaker 1: have a question for both of you. So this driver 404 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,200 Speaker 1: that picked you up and drove right into the house, 405 00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:20,679 Speaker 1: not enough about the think his Google alerts are? Okay? 406 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:26,200 Speaker 1: Can I tell you something? Okay, I I know what. 407 00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:32,760 Speaker 1: I know what the Google alerts are because my driver, 408 00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:39,119 Speaker 1: who wasn't a he, was a she And it's exactly 409 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:48,240 Speaker 1: who you think it was. Greta. Yeah, she's she's side 410 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:52,320 Speaker 1: hustling right now for a role she's going to play. 411 00:26:52,560 --> 00:26:57,280 Speaker 1: She's playing a driver in the in the movie about 412 00:26:57,320 --> 00:27:06,439 Speaker 1: the Duplas brothers having huge cocks like well, well, the 413 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:11,080 Speaker 1: sequel in this the scene where Sam tells Patty played 414 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,679 Speaker 1: by Maggie Smith about the huge cox happened in a 415 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:19,159 Speaker 1: lift on the way to um the big premiere of 416 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:21,760 Speaker 1: our of the movie that in fact that it's kind 417 00:27:21,800 --> 00:27:24,240 Speaker 1: of a Charlie Kaufman situation. It's a movie within a movie. 418 00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:25,640 Speaker 1: So they're going to the premiere of the movie they're 419 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,840 Speaker 1: already in and Greta Gerwig plays the lift driver, but 420 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:31,080 Speaker 1: it's also the director. So she also kept running, you know, 421 00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:33,080 Speaker 1: turning around and yelling at both of you. Well, I learned. 422 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:37,600 Speaker 1: I learned this morning that she's not yelling because she's mad. 423 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:41,800 Speaker 1: She's yelling because she can't talk anymore. And you know 424 00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:44,600 Speaker 1: why that this bad is because she has a mania? 425 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,879 Speaker 1: What what? What is it? What? Hysteria? What a women? 426 00:27:52,040 --> 00:27:57,960 Speaker 1: Greta Gerwig has hysteria stradio exclusive. Yeah, she she she 427 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:01,000 Speaker 1: wrote it on a she wrote it on an envelope 428 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,240 Speaker 1: on a piece of mail that it was in the 429 00:28:03,320 --> 00:28:06,840 Speaker 1: car and she said, she said, hey, the screams, aren't 430 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:10,119 Speaker 1: it you? Sorry, can't really talk right now. M hysterical. 431 00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:15,240 Speaker 1: The thing with the hysteria was, of course, famously a 432 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:19,040 Speaker 1: disease that was attributed to women who were being who 433 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:23,040 Speaker 1: were exactly in a different time when people, you know, 434 00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:25,040 Speaker 1: it was a very kind of misogynist thing. But there's 435 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,480 Speaker 1: now a movement to reclaim hysteria, and there are women 436 00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:31,400 Speaker 1: who are proudly saying, yeah, I have hysteria, but I'm 437 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,960 Speaker 1: still a girl boss that she wrote that on the 438 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:38,000 Speaker 1: back of the envelope. She said, no, she said not 439 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:42,840 Speaker 1: not apostrophe, shamed of it or nothing. I'm a girl boss. 440 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:47,320 Speaker 1: I just have I just have to contextualize that. Yeah, 441 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,640 Speaker 1: I got my period so bad one time. It made 442 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:53,560 Speaker 1: me crazy and now I can't talk and I just 443 00:28:57,600 --> 00:29:01,200 Speaker 1: but she's rocking, and she's rocking, and it looks and 444 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,360 Speaker 1: and you know what we're living in the work is 445 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,520 Speaker 1: it's shown in the work. I love the work, and 446 00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,440 Speaker 1: it's shown in the work. I mean, who could forget 447 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,840 Speaker 1: that scene in Little Women where Sarah Sharon and Um 448 00:29:12,040 --> 00:29:16,120 Speaker 1: says and I my period, I'm crazy because on my 449 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:20,200 Speaker 1: period so bad? Oh my god, that's do you remember 450 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:23,520 Speaker 1: do you remember if the goose bumps you got when 451 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:27,080 Speaker 1: that scene came on? I remember, I like, I loved that. 452 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:29,400 Speaker 1: I loved the original and like when I saw this 453 00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:33,920 Speaker 1: was at it, I was like, that's actually brilliant, Like duh, right, Well, 454 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:38,120 Speaker 1: the original was not feminist. And then Greta Garwig put 455 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:40,480 Speaker 1: the scene in where Si Sharona has your period, and 456 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:43,560 Speaker 1: then it became feminist. Yeah, And when she in that 457 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,920 Speaker 1: part in the movie where she lifts her big fluffy 458 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:51,240 Speaker 1: under the thing and she's like, and the dresses back 459 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,960 Speaker 1: then had those like big wire frames or whatever. Right 460 00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:56,960 Speaker 1: is at a different time. No, we can say it's 461 00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,520 Speaker 1: this time. Okay, No, it's it's the same. Yeah, it's 462 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:02,440 Speaker 1: said in It's actually a Jane Austen nominally Laura during 463 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:05,760 Speaker 1: Laura during that part where she's like, she's like, what's 464 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:09,840 Speaker 1: going on? A little girl? What's going on? And she's like, 465 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,400 Speaker 1: go sh it, mom, I got blood on my frame. 466 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:16,680 Speaker 1: And then she did something which I thought was such 467 00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:19,200 Speaker 1: an interesting way to make it more contemporary, which is 468 00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:23,160 Speaker 1: that using the blood, she wrote nasty woman on the 469 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:25,840 Speaker 1: wall of the house they were all living. But she 470 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:32,240 Speaker 1: spelled it wrong because women didn't have that women exactly. 471 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:34,800 Speaker 1: Sometimes some people would see that and say, oh, she's stupid, 472 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,520 Speaker 1: but no, the message of the movie was that the 473 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:39,800 Speaker 1: issues are structural. They didn't have access to education. They 474 00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:41,680 Speaker 1: even show that in the movie. They show her she 475 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,720 Speaker 1: writes that on the wall, and Laura during her mom 476 00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:46,840 Speaker 1: abut like amazing performance a part where she's like, oh, no, 477 00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:53,240 Speaker 1: you're stupid. That's how you know. She called even her 478 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:55,960 Speaker 1: mom didn't her mind didn't go to the structural issue. 479 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,360 Speaker 1: She called her stupid. And that's how you see that. 480 00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,080 Speaker 1: You know, sometimes women stand in the way of other 481 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,560 Speaker 1: badass powerful when they're jealous, because that's because when there's 482 00:31:05,560 --> 00:31:08,480 Speaker 1: two badass powerful women, you can't have that because they 483 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:11,760 Speaker 1: are strong. They're both strong, and when they're both strong, 484 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:16,160 Speaker 1: they just start like clashing with each other, and you 485 00:31:15,840 --> 00:31:18,040 Speaker 1: can you just got to have the one. You just 486 00:31:18,080 --> 00:31:21,200 Speaker 1: got the one you can only you can have two 487 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,000 Speaker 1: powerful men, like the Duplas brothers for instance, but the 488 00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,600 Speaker 1: Duplas sisters. I've never heard of something like that. Oh 489 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:30,760 Speaker 1: my god, I you said that, and I got chills 490 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:36,440 Speaker 1: from my toes to my head. That's crazy, you know, 491 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:40,160 Speaker 1: it would be actually insane. George, I know what you're 492 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:44,520 Speaker 1: gonna to our first segment or I think it's time? 493 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:48,240 Speaker 1: How absolutely bonkers and twisted? Is it just like it's time, 494 00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:50,080 Speaker 1: it's time? But you know we can't. We need to 495 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,760 Speaker 1: just go right as it, okay, Patty Harrison. Our first 496 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,600 Speaker 1: segment is called straight Shooters, and it is a segment 497 00:31:56,600 --> 00:32:02,040 Speaker 1: where we give you a rapid fire ist of kind 498 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:04,120 Speaker 1: of A or B questions this or that, and you 499 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,560 Speaker 1: have to choose one or the other. And it is 500 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:09,719 Speaker 1: to gauge your familiarity with and complicity and straight culture. 501 00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:11,800 Speaker 1: And the one rule is that you can't ask any 502 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:14,320 Speaker 1: follow up questions about how the game works. Are you ready? 503 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:19,920 Speaker 1: I'm ready? Okay. Question one reading a book, reading the 504 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:30,760 Speaker 1: room or Nancy Pelosi reading Donald Trump to filth Um. 505 00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:34,520 Speaker 1: I gotta say. I gotta say. I love a good book. 506 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:40,400 Speaker 1: And I love when people can you know. I also 507 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,360 Speaker 1: love when people can just like, you know, just be 508 00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:45,400 Speaker 1: like now it's not the time, you know, they can 509 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:50,840 Speaker 1: look at a situation. Um. But when Nancy Pelosi, oh 510 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:57,080 Speaker 1: my god, when she did that clap, I said, this 511 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:01,040 Speaker 1: is I was sitting in Okay, so I was sitting 512 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:02,840 Speaker 1: in the back of the lift, and I was it 513 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:05,560 Speaker 1: was actually like because I don't drive, and there it 514 00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,880 Speaker 1: wasn't a flight fender mender, but because of what people 515 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:11,840 Speaker 1: usually kind of pick one. It's rapid fire us to 516 00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,960 Speaker 1: people to pick one then we move on. But but 517 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,240 Speaker 1: it's but I really liking the peak behind the curtain 518 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,440 Speaker 1: in terms of the answer that you haven't picked up. 519 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:28,080 Speaker 1: I love it's leaving to another lift accident anecdote. It's 520 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:36,560 Speaker 1: the Nancy policy. But for me. It's the clap for me, Okay, Patty, 521 00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:43,760 Speaker 1: Kansas City, New York City or Party City, Party City, Well, 522 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:56,160 Speaker 1: I love it, okay, Patty. Electoral politics or Alexis Bladell. Oh, 523 00:33:56,280 --> 00:34:04,520 Speaker 1: I gotta say, uh, the Alexis blade Electoral College. I think. 524 00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:09,239 Speaker 1: I think Alexis Bladell is a wonderful actor, but she 525 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:15,080 Speaker 1: just hasn't done enough. So I think electoral politics rock. Yeah. 526 00:34:15,160 --> 00:34:19,239 Speaker 1: I wish Alexe just a little less lazy. Um, I 527 00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:26,759 Speaker 1: wish she were smaller. Okay, Patty, what are you more 528 00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,560 Speaker 1: excited by the brand new Alexis and you're driveway on 529 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:32,640 Speaker 1: Christmas morning? Or the bow on top of the car. 530 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:36,399 Speaker 1: Oh my god, the fucking bow. I'm gonna wear it. 531 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:41,520 Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear it on my back like a turtle shell, Homie, Patty. 532 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:46,800 Speaker 1: E Cummings or oh God, I'm coming. Oh my god. 533 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:51,400 Speaker 1: They both sound yummy. But I do I have to 534 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:56,600 Speaker 1: pick um. Please don't make me pick George, George, don't 535 00:34:56,640 --> 00:35:01,080 Speaker 1: make me pick Oh my gosh. Man. I would say 536 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:05,040 Speaker 1: I would say, you know, hard, hard, hard to choose, 537 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:08,640 Speaker 1: But I say I say e Cummings because one of 538 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:13,120 Speaker 1: my favorite noises the weak, because he you know, Okay, 539 00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:15,640 Speaker 1: I started, I was choking. I was choking on em 540 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,480 Speaker 1: and I'm from earlier. I was going to say one 541 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,160 Speaker 1: of my favorite noises to make is e like miny 542 00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:28,120 Speaker 1: me um in awesome Powers. So him coming rest in peace? 543 00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:35,680 Speaker 1: He he died? Um? Okay, Patty White, Christmas, Black Friday, 544 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:44,360 Speaker 1: Blue Monday, Yellow Submarine or Joseph's Technicolor Dreamcoat. Um, I 545 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:50,000 Speaker 1: gotta say, oh, I gotta say Black Friday because those 546 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:53,720 Speaker 1: TVs get so big and you pay locks seven dollars 547 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,680 Speaker 1: for it if you wait for three days. You know 548 00:35:56,719 --> 00:36:07,439 Speaker 1: what I mean? Bad bed bath or beyond Beyond. There's 549 00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,680 Speaker 1: so much to learn out there in the ocean. Okay, 550 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:19,959 Speaker 1: Patty wreath or ring Raith. Okay, I'm okay. I'm gonna 551 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:24,520 Speaker 1: say I know I have a wreath in my house 552 00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:25,840 Speaker 1: and that you guys can see that because we're on 553 00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:30,399 Speaker 1: a zoom chat. The ring ways, I think, I think 554 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,239 Speaker 1: because I think because that's kind of like a kind 555 00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:36,520 Speaker 1: of like I'm kind of sci fi nerd girl, and 556 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:40,439 Speaker 1: I haven't read any of the books. No, they're so long, 557 00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:44,080 Speaker 1: and the movie is such a good job. They do 558 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:48,040 Speaker 1: such a good job. I actually really I watched I 559 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:52,080 Speaker 1: watched a couple of them, like a couple months ago. 560 00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:57,000 Speaker 1: I guess in lockdown and they did it. Told oh, 561 00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:01,720 Speaker 1: I completely disagree. I love them to death, the anime, 562 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:07,719 Speaker 1: the acting in them. Sam, No, it's so touching. We 563 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,239 Speaker 1: can't get into it because we talked about it every week. Now, 564 00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:15,080 Speaker 1: I wait, what are we talking talking about? Lord of 565 00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:19,600 Speaker 1: the Rings? And I cry. I think I will cry 566 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,680 Speaker 1: when I if I ever meet um Seawan asked it. 567 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:29,759 Speaker 1: I so I feel that I feel attached to I mean, 568 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,279 Speaker 1: I will always love it. I matched with one of 569 00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:37,920 Speaker 1: the hobbits on on a dating app, I think Tinder, 570 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:43,120 Speaker 1: and then and then he unmatched with me, like a 571 00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:44,959 Speaker 1: few minutes later, and I think it's because he didn't 572 00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:48,759 Speaker 1: see that I was transgender. Wow, was it Mary? I 573 00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:54,759 Speaker 1: assume I it was the one with the less narrow nose. 574 00:37:57,040 --> 00:38:04,440 Speaker 1: This is a this is a to drop, um wow, Patty? 575 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:05,759 Speaker 1: Can I ask them? But I don't want to hook 576 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:08,000 Speaker 1: up with him because Sam told me that he had 577 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:13,320 Speaker 1: a big cock, because he means, yeah, go ahead. Do 578 00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:18,000 Speaker 1: you think he unmatched with you because of something he 579 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:25,360 Speaker 1: signed his Google alerts? Um, I didn't think of that before, 580 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,680 Speaker 1: but I guess it's in the realm. Of possibilities. What 581 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:33,960 Speaker 1: are you getting at, George. All I'm saying, Patty is 582 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,920 Speaker 1: things aren't always what they seem, and you need to 583 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,640 Speaker 1: think about where people are coming from. You know, potentially 584 00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:40,520 Speaker 1: he could have been in some sort of lift accident 585 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:43,319 Speaker 1: at that very moment and had a poll going from 586 00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:47,239 Speaker 1: his hole to his brain exactly, and here you are 587 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,680 Speaker 1: dragging him on a podcast without even asking him. Hey, 588 00:38:52,000 --> 00:38:53,960 Speaker 1: I know you unmatched me, but were you in a 589 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:58,320 Speaker 1: deadly lift accident? I mean, I don't. I'm a pretty 590 00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:02,000 Speaker 1: smart girl. Um, I don't think you need to evoke 591 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:05,440 Speaker 1: my trauma and a dead artist's trauma to get a 592 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:13,040 Speaker 1: point across to me. I get what you're saying, I'm sorry. 593 00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:16,759 Speaker 1: It's just when when you say you're sorry like that, 594 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,520 Speaker 1: it doesn't sound like you're very sorry. It sounds kind 595 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:24,439 Speaker 1: of like you're mocking. What do you want me to say? Like? God, 596 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:28,759 Speaker 1: fucking grow up, Patty. You know you're being The world 597 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:32,839 Speaker 1: keeps spinning. What are you saying? The world? The world 598 00:39:33,400 --> 00:39:36,640 Speaker 1: spinning whether you get the apology you want from me 599 00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:40,600 Speaker 1: or not. So just like Patty, the world doesn't spin. 600 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:45,520 Speaker 1: Huh do you still believe that? Patty? That's like one 601 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:49,759 Speaker 1: of those like Facebook misinformation things that like boomers what 602 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,400 Speaker 1: they're like a whole thing that they York Times about it. 603 00:39:53,880 --> 00:39:55,439 Speaker 1: I just think, Patty, you know, you have a pretty 604 00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:58,880 Speaker 1: big platform, and it's your responsibility to not share like 605 00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:02,440 Speaker 1: perpetuate spread of misinformation about the earth. Can I tell 606 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:06,320 Speaker 1: you guys something off the record. I know I have 607 00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,879 Speaker 1: a big platform, and I was really trying to use 608 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:13,840 Speaker 1: it to like, you know, during the election cycle, to 609 00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:18,760 Speaker 1: get people involved. And but I, unfortunately, and I regret, 610 00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:24,719 Speaker 1: it fell victim to the Facebook misinformation machine and it 611 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:29,759 Speaker 1: just grew things, you know, things just kept happening for me, 612 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:33,680 Speaker 1: and I was reading a lot of misinformation anyways. The 613 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:40,440 Speaker 1: worst cos I ended up somehow voting for Harissa Cheese 614 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:47,080 Speaker 1: presidential election. Yeah, I wrote in Harissa Cheese, and I 615 00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:50,240 Speaker 1: feel so stupid, you know, stupid. I would feel Trump 616 00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:53,560 Speaker 1: wont Thank God Joe Biden one because I would be 617 00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:59,640 Speaker 1: over here screaming, I mean, our girl Greta gurbit growing 618 00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:05,680 Speaker 1: gerbiger big big. I'm just glad Harissa Cheese didn't win. 619 00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,759 Speaker 1: Can I say something, Patty? Just and I don't want 620 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,719 Speaker 1: to call you out, but you know you said you 621 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:14,480 Speaker 1: fell victim to misinformation. The thing is the memes that 622 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:20,480 Speaker 1: I saw about Harissa Cheese literally had on them copyright 623 00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:25,120 Speaker 1: nineteen Patty Harrison. So it seems to me that rather 624 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:30,240 Speaker 1: than falling victim to misinformation, you began these campaigns literally 625 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:34,080 Speaker 1: with the intent to metal in the U. S election 626 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,920 Speaker 1: by getting people And I mean you're fans, you know, 627 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:42,319 Speaker 1: young people, queer people, you know, people who really are 628 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:48,000 Speaker 1: affected most by Trump's policies to vote for Harissa Cheese. Well, yeah, yeah, 629 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,520 Speaker 1: I don't feel good about it. And you know, I 630 00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:53,000 Speaker 1: wasn't lying, George. I want to clarify, I never lie. 631 00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:57,000 Speaker 1: I when I earlier when I said something's happened, and 632 00:41:57,239 --> 00:42:00,960 Speaker 1: I got the things, you know, I got information that 633 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,520 Speaker 1: was kind of covered in me kind of just skipping 634 00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,480 Speaker 1: to the point because I didn't think you wanted to 635 00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:10,680 Speaker 1: hear all of that. And yeah, I I started a 636 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:15,319 Speaker 1: phol I started. I had people's phone, like I had 637 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:20,200 Speaker 1: people I got. I got, I got like four hundred 638 00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:24,520 Speaker 1: transgender and gender not conforming and non binary teenagers to 639 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:29,040 Speaker 1: phone bank for harrassa Cheese. And I feel so fucking 640 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:35,600 Speaker 1: stupid for just like buying into that fucking algorithm bullshit, 641 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,920 Speaker 1: which just once again, it's you're using the word buying 642 00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:42,239 Speaker 1: into and in fact you're leading the chart you're creating. 643 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,920 Speaker 1: You're not you're not really falling victim to any outside dynamics. 644 00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,560 Speaker 1: You said you're going to get an army of transgender 645 00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:54,200 Speaker 1: and non binary young people and you're going to force 646 00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:59,560 Speaker 1: them to campaign against their own best interests. Well, George 647 00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,120 Speaker 1: can I I'm going to ask you a question to 648 00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:07,120 Speaker 1: make a point. So do you believe Do you believe 649 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:12,000 Speaker 1: that I'm a woman? Yes? You believe trans woman or 650 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:17,520 Speaker 1: a woman? Yes? Okay, Well just so you know, I'm 651 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:22,279 Speaker 1: a woman. So when something happens to me or accord me, 652 00:43:22,840 --> 00:43:26,680 Speaker 1: I am a victim, and I am a victim of 653 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:33,080 Speaker 1: the choices that I made during this election. Why don't 654 00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:39,000 Speaker 1: you take your little detective hot off, take your little 655 00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:43,359 Speaker 1: magnifying class and cramming in your ass like you gave 656 00:43:43,440 --> 00:43:51,080 Speaker 1: people always seem no what with shit fucking ass? Oh 657 00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:55,400 Speaker 1: my god, wow, Patty, I did my best cramming in 658 00:43:55,520 --> 00:44:01,480 Speaker 1: your fucking ass. Did not expect this kind of attack, honestly, 659 00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:03,600 Speaker 1: I mean I thought we could maybe have a conversation 660 00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:08,680 Speaker 1: of an opportunity for healing. You know, you clearly are regretful. 661 00:44:08,760 --> 00:44:11,080 Speaker 1: You want you know, you want to change. You don't 662 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:15,440 Speaker 1: want to be spreading this misince information anymore. I do think, Patty, 663 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:22,320 Speaker 1: you know it's interesting that when questioned, your instinct is 664 00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:28,720 Speaker 1: to lash out and um, I listen. I'm not a doctor, 665 00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:34,840 Speaker 1: but I do have do have, um, some medical training 666 00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:36,959 Speaker 1: that I've done as a hobby. I've taken a master 667 00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:41,640 Speaker 1: class talk by Anthony Faucci, and I think that what 668 00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:45,120 Speaker 1: I'm seeing in you is in fact some signs of hysteria. 669 00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:54,680 Speaker 1: Um what I think he said? Um, he took a 670 00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:57,800 Speaker 1: master class with Dr Faucci and he's seeing with Dr Facci. 671 00:44:57,880 --> 00:44:59,480 Speaker 1: Have you heard of him, Patty? Has he made it 672 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:01,960 Speaker 1: into the memes you consume on Facebook? Or do you 673 00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:13,520 Speaker 1: think he's fake? Two? I know who doctor Melissa Faucci is. No, no, no, no, 674 00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:15,799 Speaker 1: I got no, I got it wrong. Okay, I'm sorry. 675 00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:19,560 Speaker 1: I don't know who it is. I'm sorry. Well here's 676 00:45:19,560 --> 00:45:22,160 Speaker 1: what you need to know. One, I've hooked up with 677 00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:26,920 Speaker 1: him too. He's got a giant cock. Oh it went 678 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,880 Speaker 1: from big to giant. Well, no, the other ones all 679 00:45:30,920 --> 00:45:33,319 Speaker 1: have big ones, but Faucci is really the top top. 680 00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,920 Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you Okay, so I know you 681 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,880 Speaker 1: shouldn't ask a game man this, but who are the 682 00:45:38,960 --> 00:45:44,040 Speaker 1: pants in that sitution? You know what I mean? Oh? 683 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,800 Speaker 1: I let him wear whatever he wanted. He was trying 684 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:51,000 Speaker 1: on anything in my closet, if you know what I mean. 685 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:56,000 Speaker 1: It's interesting. Sam. Then um. Sam then posted about it 686 00:45:56,520 --> 00:46:01,479 Speaker 1: and said, just fucked Dr Faucci socially distance of course. Wait, 687 00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:06,120 Speaker 1: because cock was so big that across the room. I 688 00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,560 Speaker 1: was exactly whatever I wanted to it and it was 689 00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:16,160 Speaker 1: socially distant. Sam, that's so fucking awesome. You fucked a doctor. Wait? Okay, 690 00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:19,359 Speaker 1: so wait, what does he do? What is he? He said, 691 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:21,919 Speaker 1: he's a doctor, But what is your doctor? And again, 692 00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:25,160 Speaker 1: why did you bring your doctor? He's in charge of 693 00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:28,879 Speaker 1: them all and he's leading the efforts to um bring 694 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:34,239 Speaker 1: visibility to doctors everywhere. He's he works mostly on visibility 695 00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:43,640 Speaker 1: for doctor. Doctor. Yeah, and I in the sense that 696 00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:46,359 Speaker 1: he focuses on visibility. Yeah, I I see where you're 697 00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:51,200 Speaker 1: coming from. Okay, yeah, yeah, that's really that's nice. You 698 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:54,640 Speaker 1: took a master class, are you? I took a master 699 00:46:54,760 --> 00:46:57,359 Speaker 1: class with him? And then Sam obviously took a master 700 00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:00,759 Speaker 1: asked with him? Because god, same, you fucked him and 701 00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,240 Speaker 1: he said his cock was giant. Okay, Am I allowed 702 00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:05,400 Speaker 1: to tell people this because this is a juicy story, 703 00:47:05,800 --> 00:47:08,719 Speaker 1: and I'll you can tell him. We're gonna have him 704 00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:12,440 Speaker 1: on the podcast probably next week or something. We thought, well, 705 00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:16,120 Speaker 1: much like Nick Nanny, he's a Kinsey one that Sam seduced. Yeah, 706 00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:18,160 Speaker 1: and we think it would make a great New Year's episode, 707 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:20,200 Speaker 1: just to sort of thank him for everything he's done 708 00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:23,919 Speaker 1: this year. Yeah, thanks, babe. You know I will say 709 00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:28,319 Speaker 1: this about Sam. I would consider myself a Kinsey one 710 00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:36,400 Speaker 1: and only attracted too straight men really, and like you know, 711 00:47:36,640 --> 00:47:39,320 Speaker 1: call me boring, but I like a guy who opens 712 00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:43,399 Speaker 1: the door. And when I met Sam, there was something 713 00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:46,279 Speaker 1: about him that I even though I knew he was 714 00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:51,680 Speaker 1: a little girl man like gay as hell, so fucking gay. 715 00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:55,640 Speaker 1: I can't help but have a dream once or twice 716 00:47:55,680 --> 00:47:58,880 Speaker 1: about us sitting on a blanket by a lake and 717 00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:05,880 Speaker 1: he made a move on me and I didn't fight it. Patty, 718 00:48:05,960 --> 00:48:08,360 Speaker 1: I can't help but think the way you are describing 719 00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:11,160 Speaker 1: the Kinsey scale means that you think zero is being 720 00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,719 Speaker 1: attracted to straight men and six is being attracted to 721 00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:20,960 Speaker 1: gay men. Yeah, and that's um many ways that is 722 00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:29,000 Speaker 1: true in many ways, that's true, you know, so dumb, 723 00:48:30,480 --> 00:48:36,040 Speaker 1: I think that's really in Wow, um, are we ums 724 00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:41,480 Speaker 1: just mentioned we can just mention wait before we do. 725 00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:46,160 Speaker 1: I think I think one of the biggest like one 726 00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:51,640 Speaker 1: of the biggest lies or you know, we're talking about misinformation, 727 00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:54,480 Speaker 1: and one of the biggest FIBs being told in this 728 00:48:55,360 --> 00:49:00,120 Speaker 1: recording is that a dog barked and no one acknowledged it. 729 00:49:00,320 --> 00:49:03,359 Speaker 1: And you're trying to gaslight me because that's what men 730 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:08,239 Speaker 1: love to do to women. And so who the hell, 731 00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:13,560 Speaker 1: who's who's dog barked? Fine, I'll say it, it was 732 00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:16,480 Speaker 1: my dog? Okay? Is that so horrible? Do you want 733 00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:18,200 Speaker 1: to lock me up? Now? Are you gonna post about 734 00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:21,160 Speaker 1: this about how Sam had a dog barking? He shouldn't 735 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:22,960 Speaker 1: be allowed to have a platform. Well, I think I 736 00:49:23,040 --> 00:49:26,040 Speaker 1: deserve to have a career despite my dog barking, So 737 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,600 Speaker 1: sue me. I think you deserve to have a career. 738 00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:32,400 Speaker 1: To Sam, I think you're very talented and a kind person, 739 00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:35,000 Speaker 1: and you work really hard and you care about your friends. 740 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:41,680 Speaker 1: But when you shut that dog the fuck up, Sam, 741 00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:44,120 Speaker 1: I'm sorry to say, but I'm with Patty on this one. Okay, 742 00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:46,840 Speaker 1: I'm listening and I'm learning, and I'm so appreciative that 743 00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,400 Speaker 1: you guys can be honest with me, because nobody in 744 00:49:49,440 --> 00:49:54,360 Speaker 1: this town is mhmm, Patty, do you think listening or 745 00:49:54,520 --> 00:50:00,960 Speaker 1: learning is more hot and sexy? I think okay, Um, 746 00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:11,560 Speaker 1: I think uh, learning is for school. Listening listening is 747 00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:14,719 Speaker 1: what you have to you have to act like you're 748 00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:18,480 Speaker 1: doing in order to get someone to fuck you, and 749 00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:22,840 Speaker 1: that is really sexy. Yeah, people. And the learning thing 750 00:50:22,920 --> 00:50:24,920 Speaker 1: is interesting. People will say I'm a lifelong learner, and 751 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:28,279 Speaker 1: it's like, no, that's stopped at school. Learning stopped when 752 00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:33,120 Speaker 1: school stopped. Learning stops at school. Imagine, okay, jokes aside, 753 00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:43,560 Speaker 1: all jokes aside, Yeah it is. It is. Uh. It 754 00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:47,400 Speaker 1: gives me goose bumps, like like kind of like a 755 00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:51,279 Speaker 1: chilly fall day shutter, uh if I didn't wear a 756 00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,960 Speaker 1: thick enough jacket kind of goose bumps when I think 757 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:57,000 Speaker 1: about the fact that there are people in the world 758 00:50:57,120 --> 00:51:01,320 Speaker 1: that earnestly tell people out loud that their lifelong learners, 759 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:07,640 Speaker 1: that they identify as a lifelong learner, right yeah, because 760 00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:13,000 Speaker 1: it's like yeah, duh, like you have consuming new information, 761 00:51:14,239 --> 00:51:16,200 Speaker 1: right right. It would be interesting if there was a 762 00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:21,160 Speaker 1: movement against that of people being anti stops would stopped 763 00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:24,200 Speaker 1: it at school. It stops at school. I stopped at 764 00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:29,479 Speaker 1: a school. Hashtag stop it at school. Seriously, you guys, 765 00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,400 Speaker 1: people are learning outside of school and it's messed up 766 00:51:31,400 --> 00:51:36,239 Speaker 1: in dark. I can't I can't learn faces. I only 767 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:42,120 Speaker 1: know the towns I knew when I was growing up. Honestly, 768 00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:50,279 Speaker 1: sometimes it feels that way with some people, like what 769 00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:54,719 Speaker 1: is that character like as a subtle, nuanced No, that's 770 00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:57,200 Speaker 1: why the window. And there was a squirrel in the 771 00:51:57,280 --> 00:52:00,600 Speaker 1: power line outside of my window, and that's kind it's 772 00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:06,640 Speaker 1: often opened. Our squirrels a trigger for you. Um No, 773 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,640 Speaker 1: they do soften me though. They remind me of my home. 774 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:17,160 Speaker 1: You grew up, um, mostly among squirrels. Yeah, yeah, and 775 00:52:17,400 --> 00:52:20,120 Speaker 1: on the on the grounds of a gay prison. But 776 00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:24,640 Speaker 1: I wasn't in prison. My daddy just worked there. You 777 00:52:24,760 --> 00:52:27,520 Speaker 1: were a warden, Well, your dad was a warden in 778 00:52:27,600 --> 00:52:32,480 Speaker 1: a gay prison, correct, Yeah? And and I was daddy's 779 00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:36,319 Speaker 1: little girl on the ground, little girl. And the men there, 780 00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:41,160 Speaker 1: they loved to watch me dance, and they taught me 781 00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:46,319 Speaker 1: in there too. Oh that's nice. Um. I learned how 782 00:52:46,360 --> 00:52:52,239 Speaker 1: to do the splits from men at a game. Oh 783 00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:57,480 Speaker 1: my god. Um, well, this actually is a great segue 784 00:52:57,560 --> 00:53:01,720 Speaker 1: to our topic, I believe, which is tradition. Okay, Patty, 785 00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:06,760 Speaker 1: welcome to the podcast. Thank you. We you know, because 786 00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:12,799 Speaker 1: this is our In many ways, Christmas episodes come out 787 00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:16,680 Speaker 1: closest to Christmas. We wanted to bring some cheer to 788 00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:22,520 Speaker 1: our listeners and talk about just some heartwarming, fun, family 789 00:53:22,640 --> 00:53:26,680 Speaker 1: friendly stuff. Um, which is why we wanted to open 790 00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:30,920 Speaker 1: with the various men who have big cocks. But now 791 00:53:31,239 --> 00:53:34,919 Speaker 1: we want to transition into a topic that we thought 792 00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:38,840 Speaker 1: of collaboratively together, which is the concept of traditions. What 793 00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:41,640 Speaker 1: are some of your favorite traditions? Well, real quick, can 794 00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:45,120 Speaker 1: I say can you? Can you? Can you edit like 795 00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:49,800 Speaker 1: a squeaky door slamming sound effect, like a in the 796 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:54,160 Speaker 1: door closing? Can I sample you noise with your mouth? Like? Well, 797 00:53:54,239 --> 00:53:56,200 Speaker 1: it's not gonna I don't think it did. Every will 798 00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:58,520 Speaker 1: like yer, I don't know how to do a door 799 00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:04,000 Speaker 1: slamming noise. Okay, we can get Okay, So I'm going 800 00:54:04,080 --> 00:54:07,760 Speaker 1: to take all this all this kind of like blue humor, 801 00:54:07,840 --> 00:54:11,640 Speaker 1: talk about big cox, and we're gonna shut the door 802 00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:17,560 Speaker 1: on it. Oh hey, that was pretty good and I'm 803 00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:19,440 Speaker 1: so happy to be here. Thank you for asking me 804 00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:24,560 Speaker 1: to be on your podcast. Um and and I'm excited 805 00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:25,840 Speaker 1: that I get to be on the one that's so 806 00:54:25,960 --> 00:54:31,080 Speaker 1: close to Christmas in like New Year's too, I suppose. Yeah, Well, 807 00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:33,080 Speaker 1: we wanted to have you because we know you're really religious. 808 00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:43,120 Speaker 1: I'm I'm not, I'm really not doing it. Wait what 809 00:54:43,239 --> 00:54:46,279 Speaker 1: made you think that? Oh? I think, well, I mean, 810 00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:48,480 Speaker 1: no offense, but your whole vibeeah, you got to give 811 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:51,799 Speaker 1: like a Christian girl thing, my whole vibe Christian girl thing. 812 00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:57,000 Speaker 1: What the fuck that's current? What? No? Not me, No 813 00:54:57,960 --> 00:55:05,719 Speaker 1: no way, not me. I've never I just never to me. 814 00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:07,839 Speaker 1: When I picture you, Patty, and I know we don't 815 00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,200 Speaker 1: know each other that well, but I picture you wearing 816 00:55:11,200 --> 00:55:18,160 Speaker 1: um kind of uh tights and then really large uggs 817 00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:22,759 Speaker 1: that are a special um holiday addition, so they'll have 818 00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:25,839 Speaker 1: maybe like a little embroidered snowflake on them, and then 819 00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:30,480 Speaker 1: a scarf that is so giant that it actually I 820 00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:33,680 Speaker 1: would say, looks like not fashionable like it is. You know, 821 00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:35,920 Speaker 1: there's like the oversize that looks good, and then it's 822 00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:38,600 Speaker 1: even larger than that, and the scarf is like a 823 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:44,080 Speaker 1: red green plaid and then you're holding a coffee um 824 00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:46,799 Speaker 1: that you asked specifically for them to put so much 825 00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:51,560 Speaker 1: hazelnut syrup in it that it is actually not biodegradable anymore. 826 00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:58,120 Speaker 1: And then you are standing in where you're starting, standing 827 00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:00,879 Speaker 1: in front of a Christmas tree, and you're looking straight 828 00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:08,080 Speaker 1: at the camera, and you're saying, it's time for all 829 00:56:08,160 --> 00:56:11,640 Speaker 1: the kids to come into my home for secret Snowflake. 830 00:56:17,160 --> 00:56:19,520 Speaker 1: And and weirdly, I have the exact same image in 831 00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:22,640 Speaker 1: my head as that weird we independ weird I was 832 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:28,840 Speaker 1: gonna just I'll just say the same for secret Snowflake, George. 833 00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:33,960 Speaker 1: I'm inviting I'm in I'm in this. You put me 834 00:56:34,239 --> 00:56:39,719 Speaker 1: in this, in this horrible outfit, this insane outfit. You 835 00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:43,880 Speaker 1: give me a really gross coffee, and then and then 836 00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:47,400 Speaker 1: I'm on camera for some reason, and then I'm inviting 837 00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:51,960 Speaker 1: children into my house for secrets. What is explained to 838 00:56:52,040 --> 00:56:56,120 Speaker 1: me what secret snowflake is? Right now, I'm really agitated. 839 00:56:57,040 --> 00:57:00,160 Speaker 1: I'm really agitated right now because where I think this 840 00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:04,600 Speaker 1: is going and what you're saying about me. I'm I'm agitated. 841 00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:07,959 Speaker 1: What do you think I'm saying. I think you're saying 842 00:57:07,960 --> 00:57:14,319 Speaker 1: I'm some sort of Christmas pedophile filming it. I think 843 00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:17,160 Speaker 1: you're saying I'm some sort of badly addressed pedophile on 844 00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:24,560 Speaker 1: the holidays like that, Patty, you're so worried about appearing 845 00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:28,280 Speaker 1: this way, it kind of feels like you weird. I mean, 846 00:57:28,520 --> 00:57:30,840 Speaker 1: you went there, you know, we we weren't saying that 847 00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:33,000 Speaker 1: at all. We were mostly just pointing out how Christian 848 00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:38,280 Speaker 1: you were, and and you ran and the normal Patty. 849 00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:41,600 Speaker 1: To me, I think of you as a millennial Mrs Clause. 850 00:57:42,080 --> 00:57:44,120 Speaker 1: But see you took it in a direction that we 851 00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:49,600 Speaker 1: were not accusing you of it all, which makes well. 852 00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:52,840 Speaker 1: I do want to say, Patty, you know, and I'm 853 00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:55,680 Speaker 1: trying to maintain a kind of calm tone in my 854 00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:58,200 Speaker 1: voice because I know how you can get um. But 855 00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:02,680 Speaker 1: this is reminding me of previously when I confronted you 856 00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:06,400 Speaker 1: about the fact that you spread misinformation during the election, 857 00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:09,880 Speaker 1: and you immediately started that I owned up to it. 858 00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:17,960 Speaker 1: I don't know, really, you technically admitted it. Well, you 859 00:58:18,040 --> 00:58:20,600 Speaker 1: admitted it and then claimed that you were a victim 860 00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:30,160 Speaker 1: because you're a woman. Both. Yeah, definitely, It's just a 861 00:58:30,240 --> 00:58:33,320 Speaker 1: different conversation, like, yes, women can be victims. Well, didn't 862 00:58:33,360 --> 00:58:35,400 Speaker 1: you see the high school musical You can be a 863 00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:38,200 Speaker 1: jock in a in a baker too. Well. Of course 864 00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:40,120 Speaker 1: we saw high school musical, but I don't think that's 865 00:58:40,160 --> 00:58:43,000 Speaker 1: relevant information. Yeah, because you can be a jock and 866 00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:46,080 Speaker 1: you can like cooking and baking, and you can be 867 00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:56,560 Speaker 1: you can be a victim and also be the aggressor. Wow. Okay, 868 00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:01,720 Speaker 1: someone took Dr Fautrey's master class? Is it? I'm kind 869 00:59:01,760 --> 00:59:05,480 Speaker 1: of worked up right now. Can I take a cleansing breath? Yeah? Please, yeah, 870 00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:19,840 Speaker 1: absolutely please? M h h oh oh oh okay, I 871 00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:23,120 Speaker 1: feel I feel back down. I feel back down to earth. 872 00:59:23,880 --> 00:59:27,240 Speaker 1: That's that's okay. Wow, that was real. I was scared. 873 00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:31,520 Speaker 1: I was scared too. Well, you know what I think? Um, 874 00:59:32,800 --> 00:59:36,840 Speaker 1: I do like, I do really think. Yes, No, you 875 00:59:36,960 --> 00:59:40,480 Speaker 1: like Christmas and and and everything that has to do 876 00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:45,080 Speaker 1: with the Christian faith. No, I don't like everything. That 877 00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:51,640 Speaker 1: book is so heavy, yeah, even the small one, even 878 00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:56,120 Speaker 1: the small one, even the small one. Peter Jackson in 879 00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,400 Speaker 1: there to make a damn movie version of it, because 880 00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:01,280 Speaker 1: this book is too long. Oh my gosh. Can you 881 01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:06,680 Speaker 1: imagine where where they shoot that at? Probably like probably 882 01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:10,000 Speaker 1: like New Zealand, probably New Zealand. Yeah, that would be sick. 883 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,200 Speaker 1: It will be I do. I understand that there have 884 01:00:13,400 --> 01:00:16,480 Speaker 1: been adaptations with various parts of the Bible, but I 885 01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:19,800 Speaker 1: do think it would be iconic if someone announced a 886 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:23,760 Speaker 1: twelve part like a huge blockbuster series called the Bible, 887 01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:29,160 Speaker 1: and it started Christian or Chris Hemsworth as God as 888 01:00:29,560 --> 01:00:33,200 Speaker 1: as God. It's like a whole it's like a list 889 01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:34,960 Speaker 1: of the cast, and then you know how at the 890 01:00:35,080 --> 01:00:37,120 Speaker 1: end when it's like one person that's extremely famous, it 891 01:00:37,120 --> 01:00:40,040 Speaker 1: will be like and Meryl Streep as whatever. It's like 892 01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:41,720 Speaker 1: the whole cast, and at the end it's like and 893 01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:45,280 Speaker 1: Chris Hemsworth as God, and it's and it's all all 894 01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:54,640 Speaker 1: music by Cia. It's like Chris Chris Hemsworth turns, he turns, 895 01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:57,080 Speaker 1: and he like moves his hand and like you see, 896 01:00:57,200 --> 01:01:00,480 Speaker 1: like all these flowers grow and like the grass is 897 01:01:00,560 --> 01:01:02,560 Speaker 1: like dead and like yellow, and he as he moves 898 01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:04,920 Speaker 1: his hand over it turns green and flowers start to 899 01:01:04,960 --> 01:01:06,840 Speaker 1: boom out of the grass and the music is like 900 01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:18,200 Speaker 1: waa waall or however she sings you all love fit, 901 01:01:18,480 --> 01:01:19,960 Speaker 1: or like she kind of sings in a path while 902 01:01:20,040 --> 01:01:24,920 Speaker 1: which I'm not she does, yeah, she which I've never understood. 903 01:01:24,960 --> 01:01:26,920 Speaker 1: Why did she do that? I was like what is 904 01:01:26,960 --> 01:01:33,080 Speaker 1: her background. She's austral Australian, so she just doesn't get it. Yeah, 905 01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:35,040 Speaker 1: well she came up in like I think, like a 906 01:01:35,160 --> 01:01:38,120 Speaker 1: trip hop scene. Like her early music is really like 907 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:41,880 Speaker 1: it's she leans even harder into it. Remember breathe Me 908 01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:46,400 Speaker 1: beautiful song? Yeah, actually a beautiful song. I remember really 909 01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:49,360 Speaker 1: enjoying that song. Um, and then it was all downhill 910 01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:52,080 Speaker 1: from there and all leading up to Bible the movie. 911 01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:54,320 Speaker 1: I think she has some good music. I think she 912 01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:56,919 Speaker 1: like her free. I actually love her and I stand 913 01:01:57,160 --> 01:02:01,160 Speaker 1: I love I really actually love see uh up to Shandelier. 914 01:02:01,280 --> 01:02:03,200 Speaker 1: Chandelier was the last song that she did that I 915 01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:06,200 Speaker 1: really thought was like that. I really liked a lot. 916 01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:11,240 Speaker 1: What's that song that's like, yeah, that's I think that's 917 01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:20,160 Speaker 1: Calvin Harris featuring Have you said you know? Is it 918 01:02:23,320 --> 01:02:26,520 Speaker 1: um David Getta have? I don't know. Have you seen 919 01:02:26,560 --> 01:02:30,360 Speaker 1: the video of her singing that song at a pulse 920 01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:34,400 Speaker 1: like a like right after the pulse shooting, she sings 921 01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:36,600 Speaker 1: that song and she starts crying, and it makes me 922 01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:39,400 Speaker 1: cry every time I see it. It's like a beautiful 923 01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:41,800 Speaker 1: it's a beautiful video. I just thing this to be 924 01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:45,800 Speaker 1: some sort of cringe cheesy thing. No, it's real. I Like, 925 01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:49,200 Speaker 1: I watched it in lockdown. I was like, I'm wanna 926 01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:51,520 Speaker 1: check on this video see how it's doing. And it 927 01:02:51,760 --> 01:02:55,720 Speaker 1: can I just say something again, us now earnestly talking 928 01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:58,880 Speaker 1: about a video of sea making us cry is like 929 01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:02,120 Speaker 1: when Hannah gats be released the tension says that in 930 01:03:02,240 --> 01:03:04,920 Speaker 1: comedy you have to release the tension. Wow, this episode 931 01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:07,840 Speaker 1: is aren't a net? I think this episode aren't. I 932 01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:11,160 Speaker 1: think what I've noticed in the internal dialogue that is 933 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:14,640 Speaker 1: happening right now is that I've been easing back into 934 01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:19,240 Speaker 1: drinking more coffee, and the coffee has hit me while 935 01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:21,480 Speaker 1: we were doing this podcast, and I was like, I 936 01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:23,959 Speaker 1: kind of I feel like I'm giving off the vibe 937 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:29,960 Speaker 1: that I'm tweaking and uh, and I feel like it's 938 01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:32,680 Speaker 1: probably exhausting, you know, for you guys, for me to 939 01:03:32,760 --> 01:03:38,200 Speaker 1: be just only only doing bits at you the whole time. No, 940 01:03:38,760 --> 01:03:41,520 Speaker 1: that's what we like. Well, I just I mean to 941 01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:43,960 Speaker 1: clarify this entire time, we have been trying to stop 942 01:03:44,000 --> 01:03:46,280 Speaker 1: you from doing bits, and every time you say something, 943 01:03:46,520 --> 01:03:48,800 Speaker 1: we say, Patty, can you please just give it a 944 01:03:48,880 --> 01:03:50,720 Speaker 1: rest for one second? I mean, this is a serious 945 01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:54,080 Speaker 1: podcast we're here. You know, I think UM as to 946 01:03:54,720 --> 01:04:00,760 Speaker 1: lgbtwo Q creators, we care a lot about UM speaking 947 01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:10,800 Speaker 1: and hearing ourselves speak. Yeah, do you make a gay baby? Yeah? 948 01:04:10,880 --> 01:04:12,720 Speaker 1: I mean George and I have like a chat going 949 01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:15,600 Speaker 1: right now where like the whole time we've been, Like, George, 950 01:04:15,720 --> 01:04:17,000 Speaker 1: I was kind of freaking out because it was like 951 01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:21,280 Speaker 1: any of this usable, and George was like, UM, honestly, 952 01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:24,120 Speaker 1: you know, we can maybe pay like I know an 953 01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:27,280 Speaker 1: editor who's like really really talented UM that can like 954 01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:29,080 Speaker 1: cut around all of this to sort of make it 955 01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:31,720 Speaker 1: so that you're not doing so many bits and so 956 01:04:31,840 --> 01:04:34,720 Speaker 1: that reg and I are talking more. UM yeah, and 957 01:04:34,960 --> 01:04:39,120 Speaker 1: so well, I know, and real quick, just add to 958 01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:44,480 Speaker 1: that chat real quick. I just want to see the purpose. Um. 959 01:04:44,880 --> 01:04:47,200 Speaker 1: It wouldn't make sense because the chat I think she 960 01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:49,200 Speaker 1: should see. I think she needs to know if just 961 01:04:49,320 --> 01:04:51,520 Speaker 1: to move forward. Okay, I'll invite you to the chat. Okay, 962 01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:55,640 Speaker 1: thank you, Okay, Oh my gosh. It's like lots of 963 01:04:55,720 --> 01:05:01,479 Speaker 1: pictures of big straight cock. You are a there's every cock, 964 01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:05,040 Speaker 1: every celebrity man I could imagine in this chat. You 965 01:05:05,120 --> 01:05:07,760 Speaker 1: said you were talking about me being exhausting, but I'm 966 01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:12,560 Speaker 1: saying lots of big straight cock. Well, the two topics 967 01:05:12,640 --> 01:05:15,080 Speaker 1: we discussed on that chat um which we've created for. 968 01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:16,640 Speaker 1: I mean, we've been talking about you behind your back 969 01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:19,200 Speaker 1: for years and we have that chat and it goes 970 01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:24,040 Speaker 1: straight cock complain about Patty, straight cock complained about seeing 971 01:05:24,080 --> 01:05:25,640 Speaker 1: some of that. I'm gonna go ahead and I'm going 972 01:05:25,720 --> 01:05:27,400 Speaker 1: to post the link to see us singing at the 973 01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:32,040 Speaker 1: vigil here so you guys can see it's really good. 974 01:05:33,040 --> 01:05:35,040 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I think that will be a really 975 01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:38,440 Speaker 1: good addition to our chat dedicated to Cox and complaints 976 01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:42,880 Speaker 1: about Patty. Harry, I'm cleaning up shop. Should we do 977 01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:46,439 Speaker 1: our final segment? I think we should. Um, I don't 978 01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:48,240 Speaker 1: know if I have. Oh you know what, I just 979 01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:51,720 Speaker 1: thought of one that I can do. Okay, Uh, describe 980 01:05:51,720 --> 01:05:54,520 Speaker 1: it to Patty and then new Yors. Okay, Patty. This 981 01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:57,640 Speaker 1: final segment is a segment that famously I think is 982 01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:59,840 Speaker 1: bad and or actually, no, I want to take that back. 983 01:05:59,880 --> 01:06:02,160 Speaker 1: I think I'm bad at it, but Sam is very 984 01:06:02,200 --> 01:06:04,439 Speaker 1: good at it. So I always feel insecure when because 985 01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:07,320 Speaker 1: it's more his, it's more his sense of humor than mine. 986 01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:10,560 Speaker 1: I would say, um, my sense of humor is more, 987 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:14,560 Speaker 1: you know, intellectual cerebral. I'm kind of reading books when 988 01:06:14,640 --> 01:06:18,680 Speaker 1: I'm on stage. Um, it's boring. His sense is boring. 989 01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:23,560 Speaker 1: It's boring. People are different. People are different, and that's 990 01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:28,360 Speaker 1: you know something. UM. We always come out. So the 991 01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:31,080 Speaker 1: segment is called shout Outs, and it's it started when 992 01:06:31,120 --> 01:06:33,840 Speaker 1: the podcast was much more straightforwardly about straight culture. So 993 01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:35,800 Speaker 1: we thought a shout at, a radio shout out, a 994 01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:38,400 Speaker 1: TRL shout out was one of the straightest things, UM 995 01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:41,840 Speaker 1: in the world, really, and it's so important in the 996 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:46,360 Speaker 1: rich tapestry of straight culture. And so for shoutouts, we 997 01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:50,040 Speaker 1: each give a shout out to something that is making 998 01:06:50,160 --> 01:06:54,760 Speaker 1: us happy or something we love that week. Sam, I 999 01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:58,800 Speaker 1: know you said you had one. Mine was previous episode specific. 1000 01:06:59,080 --> 01:07:02,479 Speaker 1: But oh, okay, then you don't have to go dry first. 1001 01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:05,440 Speaker 1: What's up, listeners. I want to give a quick shoutout 1002 01:07:05,480 --> 01:07:11,880 Speaker 1: to dried flowers the drama hon The other day, I 1003 01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:14,160 Speaker 1: was looking for flowers and they were too expensive, and 1004 01:07:14,200 --> 01:07:16,240 Speaker 1: I thought, what if I pay the same price for 1005 01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:20,320 Speaker 1: flowers that are dried and could last forever. Zombie bride 1006 01:07:20,440 --> 01:07:23,480 Speaker 1: found dead because she's a zombie, and so are these flowers. 1007 01:07:23,600 --> 01:07:27,040 Speaker 1: They're dry. I love a dry flower. I love flowers, 1008 01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:29,200 Speaker 1: but I also love it when they're dry, and in fact, 1009 01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:34,240 Speaker 1: dry flowers are more chic than normal flowers, because normal flowers, 1010 01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:37,320 Speaker 1: to me, I'm getting straight wedding, whereas with dry flowers, 1011 01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:41,560 Speaker 1: I'm getting gay diors. And so once again, a shout 1012 01:07:41,600 --> 01:07:43,360 Speaker 1: out to dry flowers and a shout out to me 1013 01:07:43,520 --> 01:07:46,720 Speaker 1: persevering with this segment, something which I have said multiple 1014 01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:52,560 Speaker 1: times I'm not good at who Um, Okay, I'll go, um, 1015 01:07:52,880 --> 01:07:54,720 Speaker 1: what's up listeners? Um. I just want to give a 1016 01:07:54,840 --> 01:07:58,000 Speaker 1: huge shout out to Needing to Be. Whenever I do 1017 01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:00,640 Speaker 1: this podcast, we do too in a row and I'm 1018 01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:03,840 Speaker 1: chugging water, I'm usually drinking a coffee and by the 1019 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,560 Speaker 1: end of the second one, Oh baby, do I have 1020 01:08:06,720 --> 01:08:09,200 Speaker 1: to peece so so bad? Sometimes I hope that it 1021 01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:12,120 Speaker 1: inspires me to, I don't know, be a little goofy 1022 01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:14,840 Speaker 1: sort of a pull through the brain situation but for 1023 01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:18,400 Speaker 1: p but I feel that also sometimes it is a 1024 01:08:18,479 --> 01:08:21,240 Speaker 1: curse and distracts me because I'm waiting for it to 1025 01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:23,920 Speaker 1: be over so that i can relieve myself. And that 1026 01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:26,320 Speaker 1: is the duality of man. And I love Needing to 1027 01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:31,320 Speaker 1: Be and I love my squad XO XO Sam okay, 1028 01:08:31,439 --> 01:08:35,240 Speaker 1: um okay. I want to give a shout out to um. 1029 01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:38,280 Speaker 1: I want to give a shout out to all the 1030 01:08:38,520 --> 01:08:41,880 Speaker 1: rotten food in my fridge. Yeah, I was. I was 1031 01:08:42,040 --> 01:08:44,519 Speaker 1: out of town for a couple of weeks. Every time 1032 01:08:44,560 --> 01:08:46,040 Speaker 1: I got out of town, I forget to clear out 1033 01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:48,040 Speaker 1: my fridge. And I was back I went on to 1034 01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:51,479 Speaker 1: do Actually, I went on three back to back trips recently, 1035 01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:53,240 Speaker 1: and I don't clean out my fridge once. And I 1036 01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:55,960 Speaker 1: got home last night and my everything in my fridge 1037 01:08:56,040 --> 01:08:59,320 Speaker 1: is rotten. It smells like someone took a big, nasty 1038 01:08:59,479 --> 01:09:02,000 Speaker 1: sick It like they're really sick, and they took a 1039 01:09:02,080 --> 01:09:04,880 Speaker 1: ship in my fridge. Because it doesn't just smell like ship, 1040 01:09:04,960 --> 01:09:07,400 Speaker 1: it's sour too. So don't give a shout out to 1041 01:09:07,680 --> 01:09:10,680 Speaker 1: not remembering ever to clean out my first before I leave. 1042 01:09:10,760 --> 01:09:12,720 Speaker 1: And guess what I didn't clean out last night either, 1043 01:09:12,760 --> 01:09:15,120 Speaker 1: And that rang ship is that ratn should smell all 1044 01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:24,160 Speaker 1: that nasty food still in my fridge. Who oh my goodness, Patty, 1045 01:09:24,840 --> 01:09:28,160 Speaker 1: this has been such a delight. I had a blast. 1046 01:09:28,720 --> 01:09:32,479 Speaker 1: I miss you, miss you too. And I know it 1047 01:09:32,560 --> 01:09:35,840 Speaker 1: sounds bad because it's like technically, anytime I see someone 1048 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:40,480 Speaker 1: I'm like, I miss you now because of the circumstances. 1049 01:09:40,800 --> 01:09:44,719 Speaker 1: The circumstances, but because the world is the hellscape dumps, 1050 01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:47,839 Speaker 1: because everything's a weird and random all the time. Everyone's 1051 01:09:47,880 --> 01:09:52,320 Speaker 1: got that awesome sauce on ice right now, they're as like, well, 1052 01:09:52,520 --> 01:09:54,799 Speaker 1: you know, in the in the tupperware in their freezer 1053 01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:59,640 Speaker 1: until God knows when, Yeah, they're they're awesome. Isn't a 1054 01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:05,400 Speaker 1: free user in the tupperware? It's sad, sad. I thank 1055 01:10:05,439 --> 01:10:06,680 Speaker 1: you for having me and I had a lot of 1056 01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:08,719 Speaker 1: fun and I don't think we actually talked about tradition 1057 01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:11,960 Speaker 1: at all, and that's actually well, maybe our new tradition 1058 01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:18,759 Speaker 1: of this podcast, the tradition of this podcast Christmas Vibe