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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour today

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Speaker 1: it will be the Strawberry Letter, and uh this subject

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Speaker 1: is I'm a rule breaker. Wait till you hear this.

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Speaker 1: It's not what you think. I'm a rule breaker? All right? Uhh.

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Speaker 1: We'll get into that in just a few because right

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Speaker 1: now it is time for today's prank phone call with

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Speaker 1: Junior and for our beloved nephew Junior, what's you guy

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Speaker 1: for us today? What's on the menu? Well, Schirlotte, you know,

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Speaker 1: I just want to just remind Steve harmen Nation that

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Speaker 1: tomorrow night I will be in hunts Bill, Alabama and

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Speaker 1: stand up life. I'm doing everything that I'm doing when

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Speaker 1: I do my show, asking people about how much they

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Speaker 1: how much day Bill was just for no reason? How

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Speaker 1: much would your be not gonna pay it? Though? I

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Speaker 1: just want to know this? Yeah, how about not paying it?

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Speaker 1: Thinking all this stuff I'll be doing. Man, we have

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Speaker 1: a great time. It's gonna be nice and spared of

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Speaker 1: last Yeah, it's gonna be y'all come down there and

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Speaker 1: hang out and tell you home wanting show. We actually

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Speaker 1: do a late night show. If y'all coach coming, We're

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Speaker 1: really coming. We're coming to see you. Yeah, yeah, but

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Speaker 1: we need to get the t on what's going on

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Speaker 1: with Martell? And men aren't talking to my tail? He coming?

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Speaker 1: Okay right now? I just lied, Right now, I ain't

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Speaker 1: talked to my tail. Kill everybody, everybody, come on down

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Speaker 1: to Yeah. I can't wait, man, it's gonna be exciting.

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Speaker 1: So let's get today's prank, man and if you left

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Speaker 1: us one and just find out how this is gonna

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Speaker 1: turn out, because I know it's gonna be crazy. Today's

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Speaker 1: prank is called how much is in the account? Pastor?

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Speaker 1: P Yeah, how much is in the account? Pastor? Come

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Speaker 1: on cat, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Pastor Hayes. U.

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Speaker 1: Pastor Hayes, how you doing? This is? This is brother

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Speaker 1: Lynna Lynna Thompson. How you doing? I'm good brother? How

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Speaker 1: and how can I help you today? House? I'm actually

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Speaker 1: one of your members at the church, and I want

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Speaker 1: to just commend you that you're doing a good job

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Speaker 1: the way you are displaying safety. Let me say that

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Speaker 1: first and foremost thank you. You know, we just want

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Speaker 1: everybody to be safe and healthy. And and your name

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Speaker 1: again the brother Lenna Thompson. Okay, and and and other

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Speaker 1: times I'm I'm trying about to be in the middle

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Speaker 1: of then, and how can I help your brother? Well? Here,

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Speaker 1: here's what I wanted to ask you, man, uh house,

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Speaker 1: I want to ask you this. I know, you know

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Speaker 1: a lot of people are going through different things and

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Speaker 1: and and people are you know, trying to make sure

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Speaker 1: they keep food and stuff in the house because you know,

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Speaker 1: time like this, you know you kind of want to

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Speaker 1: stay put and and but you want to make sure

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Speaker 1: you got enough food and water and things like that.

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Speaker 1: So but but but what I wanted my reason for

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Speaker 1: calling you is I wanted to ask you how how

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Speaker 1: much money do we have in the account? Come again,

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Speaker 1: the church account? How much money do we have in there? Brother? Brother?

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Speaker 1: What what do you say? Your name was? Again? Brother,

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Speaker 1: My name is Brother Lennah Thompson. Okay, Brother Thompson. How

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Speaker 1: did you get my personal self on number to be

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Speaker 1: calling me at home this time of day? Well? I

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Speaker 1: got this numb from one of the brothers at the church.

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Speaker 1: What what, brother, the church do they know not to

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Speaker 1: give my person a number out to to people I

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Speaker 1: don't know? Well, I'm I'm a but I'm a but

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Speaker 1: I'm a member though I'm a member. Well, how how

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Speaker 1: long you've been a member, Because I've been passing this

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Speaker 1: church for ten years and your name ain't familiar to me.

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Speaker 1: How long? How long have you been a member of

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Speaker 1: my church? I've been a member of probably going on

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Speaker 1: going on three years now, but I ain't. I ain't

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Speaker 1: been since, you know, since that day I joined. You know,

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Speaker 1: you know, I kind of got caught out there, you

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Speaker 1: know how I go. But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

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Speaker 1: So you you've been a member of my church two

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Speaker 1: or three years? You ain't been to the church, and

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Speaker 1: two to three years are you calling me to ask

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Speaker 1: me about finances of my church? Well, I'm understand what

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Speaker 1: you're looking for. Well, I am a member, so I

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Speaker 1: mean I do how to Don't I have the right

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Speaker 1: need to understand what is your purpose? Well, like I say,

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Speaker 1: everybody going through hard times, I'm trying to see what

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Speaker 1: pick up a few things from the stow. I don't

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Speaker 1: have the money right now, but shouldn't I be able

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Speaker 1: to lean it on my church though? You lean on that.

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Speaker 1: We We've done a lot of stuff in the community.

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Speaker 1: We've been seeing the elderly. We got a food bank.

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Speaker 1: We've been cashed at for people some money that when

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Speaker 1: we can. But you ain't been at this church and

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Speaker 1: three years. You can't call me after three years and

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Speaker 1: think I'm about to give you some money for something.

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Speaker 1: I don't even know if you're a real member. I

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Speaker 1: am a real man. I'm a real member. So hold on,

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Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, hold on, past hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 1: hold on, no, no, no, you hold on what boy?

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Speaker 1: Look here, I'm trying to sit down here dinner with

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Speaker 1: my family. You're sitting here on my last nor Look here,

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Speaker 1: brother Thompson. I don't know you. I ain't never heard

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Speaker 1: of you. You am not not to call here and

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Speaker 1: try to get some money out of me. You ain't

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Speaker 1: even re member of the church. You can't. I am

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Speaker 1: a member of the church because you come to the

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Speaker 1: church one time, you ain't been back in three years,

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Speaker 1: and you come to me for some money. I am

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Speaker 1: a memptor your mama. You are not a member of

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Speaker 1: this church, sir, I am a member of the church. Look, look, look,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I know. This ain't no, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't let me. Let me tell you where you

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Speaker 1: can't go on my church two or three years ago

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Speaker 1: and called me three years later, get my number from

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Speaker 1: somebody and asked me for money because you're going through

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Speaker 1: hard time. Now, if you was a true member of

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Speaker 1: the church, you'll understand how we work and how we

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Speaker 1: give money to people that are struggling. I just delivered

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Speaker 1: forty meals today to our elderly. Huh. Last week we

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Speaker 1: cash people money to go kick up? Gross? What do

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Speaker 1: you need my Do you need my cash app? Then

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Speaker 1: do you need my ca? Boy? Boy? You gonna make

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Speaker 1: me cuse you ain't even tied them? So how are

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Speaker 1: you not tired? I told you I have fell on

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Speaker 1: bad times? Didn't I say I fell on bad times?

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Speaker 1: You feel bad times for three years? Hey? Hey, you

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Speaker 1: know it takes longer for some people. Okay, why are you?

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Speaker 1: Why are you judging me in opposed to trying to

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Speaker 1: figure out how to cash apt me so I can

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Speaker 1: if you some scam are just trying to get money

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Speaker 1: from the church. Sir, I have never met you. I

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Speaker 1: why they would give my number to some points to

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Speaker 1: call me and ask me for some money. Hey, let

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Speaker 1: me say this to you. If you don't cash at me,

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Speaker 1: then I'm finding at all the members that I know you.

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Speaker 1: I know our church ain't no mega church. You know

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Speaker 1: we got three members already know so. But but I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't let every member know that you're not cash happing

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Speaker 1: me to help me in the time I need, I

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Speaker 1: will do that. Rob Thompson, you you can let him know.

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Speaker 1: You can Facebook and Instagram and you can put it

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Speaker 1: on that TikTok and tag me in it. I ain't

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Speaker 1: giving you a dime. I don't know you, I ain't

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Speaker 1: never heard of you. A matter of fact. You need

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Speaker 1: to get off my phone. I got dinner with my

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Speaker 1: wife about to go on, man, and I ain't got

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Speaker 1: to know who gave you my number so I can

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Speaker 1: call them up and tell them. Don't be giving my

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Speaker 1: to three years and gonna ask me for some money,

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Speaker 1: some cash out or if you don't get off this phone.

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Speaker 1: Who Okay, so let me ask you something. So so

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Speaker 1: you know deacon uh, Marvin Dillet don't know Dickon Martha heah,

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Speaker 1: what about him? Do you know he listened to the

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Speaker 1: radio every morning. Yeah, he's listening to the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Marty Show. Pastor Haze. You just got pranked by your boy, deacon, mom. Boy,

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Speaker 1: I see, and that's why not to get kicked off

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Speaker 1: the board. Boy, you got me in my yard. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: My neighbors looking at me like I'm crazy. They know

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Speaker 1: I'm not on the block. You almost made me cause

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Speaker 1: you can't be doing that during this time. Mant you

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Speaker 1: all right, man, man, I'm good man, good baby, baby,

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Speaker 1: everything good. My wife then came out here. Boy. You

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Speaker 1: don't want her to set it off. You don't want

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Speaker 1: the first lady to go out, okay, man, But now

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Speaker 1: we take care of our church. Man, We feed them,

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Speaker 1: sending the money, man delivering mills. Man, make sure abody

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Speaker 1: good during this time. That's good man, hey man, Before

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Speaker 1: we get off. You gotta let me know, baby, what

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Speaker 1: is the baddest and I mean the baddest radio show

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Speaker 1: in the land. Man, it's a Steve who have been

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Speaker 1: morning show with? That isn't nephew Timmy realing him? Brother Nerve.

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Speaker 1: He hasn't been there since he joined Brother Lannie Thompson.

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, look in Thank you Jr. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next, it is a strawberry letter. The subject

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Speaker 1: is I'm a rule breaker. I'm a rule breaker and

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Speaker 1: we'll get into that right after this. You're listening to

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