1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:03,000 Speaker 1: Being a mom is hard. It's a jewel show. And 2 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:06,440 Speaker 1: I know that because as a mother of six, I 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:10,000 Speaker 1: can tell you it's difficult. Six one. It's the Jewel Show. 4 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,640 Speaker 1: But now, being a mom is a difficult job. And 5 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:16,239 Speaker 1: the other day Alex, who has two children's, yeah, did 6 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:18,960 Speaker 1: something that made her go, Am I a bad mom? 7 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:21,960 Speaker 1: For that? It wasn't the first time. We'll also take 8 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:24,320 Speaker 1: your hashtag bad mom stories right now eight at eight 9 00:00:24,360 --> 00:00:26,279 Speaker 1: three four three one oh six one text in four 10 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,520 Speaker 1: one oh six one. Okay, Alex, what did you do 11 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:30,880 Speaker 1: that made you a hashtag bad mom? So for anyone 12 00:00:30,920 --> 00:00:32,680 Speaker 1: listening who doesn't have kids, I mean, you were a 13 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,720 Speaker 1: kid once. You know how disrespectful to other people's things 14 00:00:34,720 --> 00:00:37,840 Speaker 1: you are? Yes, they're disrespectful to your things. So here's 15 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:40,120 Speaker 1: an example. If you have carpet in your house, They're like, 16 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:42,280 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna spill this paint all over the carpet. 17 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:45,000 Speaker 1: Or why is there a hole in the wall. I 18 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:48,680 Speaker 1: don't know because I found a hammer. Fun. And another 19 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:51,600 Speaker 1: thing they're disrespectful of is the backseat of the car. 20 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,480 Speaker 1: They destroy the backseat of the car. I don't even 21 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:56,760 Speaker 1: know how they do it. Plain it gets so messy. 22 00:00:56,880 --> 00:01:02,240 Speaker 1: It looks like a dirty friar. So anyways, I was 23 00:01:02,320 --> 00:01:04,320 Speaker 1: cleaning out the car the other day and I discovered 24 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,880 Speaker 1: something that when I saw it, I was actually pretty 25 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:10,959 Speaker 1: pissed and felt really disrespected. Yeah, at first I thought 26 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,679 Speaker 1: that it had to have been from my eight year 27 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:15,399 Speaker 1: old son, Jack's, but he told me that no, my 28 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:18,039 Speaker 1: fifteen year old daughter did it. My fifteen year old 29 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:21,039 Speaker 1: daughter stuck her chewed gum on the inside door handle 30 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:24,039 Speaker 1: of my car. Not in a rapper, doesn't even I 31 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:26,560 Speaker 1: just have to give Yes, there was some gum chewed 32 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:28,680 Speaker 1: dumb in the door handle, so like not even in 33 00:01:28,720 --> 00:01:31,760 Speaker 1: a wrapper. No, no, oh, but this isn't the first 34 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:34,440 Speaker 1: time that it's happened that there's been chewed gum stuck 35 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:37,920 Speaker 1: in the handle of the door. What you're in the car, 36 00:01:38,880 --> 00:01:41,600 Speaker 1: you could you could just throw it out the window, right, 37 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:44,039 Speaker 1: there's a button for that. You could just it. But 38 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:46,480 Speaker 1: you don't even spit it out. You take the like 39 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:49,760 Speaker 1: it was. Fifteen year olds are lazy. Oh, I didn't 40 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:52,120 Speaker 1: want to do anything clean the room. It tricks me 41 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,800 Speaker 1: out because I'm I'm thinking, instead of just rolling down 42 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:57,600 Speaker 1: the window and spitting your gum out, you literally take 43 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,920 Speaker 1: more steps your hand. You put your hand in your mouth, 44 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:02,600 Speaker 1: grab it, roll it up so it wasn't sticking on 45 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:05,160 Speaker 1: your fingers, and then stick it to the door. You 46 00:02:05,280 --> 00:02:09,080 Speaker 1: took more steps to ruin the car door handle with 47 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:11,560 Speaker 1: your gum than just spitting it out. Why all of 48 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:14,440 Speaker 1: a sudden do you show initiative and motivation in that moment? 49 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:16,520 Speaker 1: So I went to ask Bell. I was like, did 50 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:18,640 Speaker 1: you put your gums in the side door? And she 51 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,880 Speaker 1: literally like looked at me like, oh, oh, well, you've 52 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:22,640 Speaker 1: got to be kidding me. Okay, But that's that's only 53 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:24,600 Speaker 1: what I did. That's only why I'm a bad mom, 54 00:02:24,680 --> 00:02:27,520 Speaker 1: k not because I discovered her gum and my car 55 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:29,840 Speaker 1: door handle. So fast forward a few weeks and I 56 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:34,400 Speaker 1: find some sweaty meat. Oh yep, there were leftovers in 57 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:36,960 Speaker 1: the back seat of the car, and it smelled terrible kidding. 58 00:02:37,160 --> 00:02:39,640 Speaker 1: So here's my hashtag bad mom moment. What did I 59 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 1: do with this food? What did you do? I marched 60 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:46,120 Speaker 1: my booty upstairs with this food in my hand, and 61 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:50,720 Speaker 1: I put it under her bed. Oh you did that's awesome, 62 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:54,440 Speaker 1: left her bed. It's cool to make our car smell 63 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 1: like that, because you won't pick up her food. Do 64 00:02:55,760 --> 00:02:57,240 Speaker 1: you know what, I'm gonna see how she feels when 65 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:58,799 Speaker 1: I put this food under her bed and now she's 66 00:02:58,840 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 1: wondering why her bedrooms? And I'm like, I'm such a 67 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,359 Speaker 1: bad mom. I wonder how long it's going to take 68 00:03:04,360 --> 00:03:10,200 Speaker 1: for her to realize. So, Jenna, you're a bad mom. Well, 69 00:03:10,240 --> 00:03:12,720 Speaker 1: it depends on what you define is bad. Well, you 70 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,720 Speaker 1: know all my definition because I actually didn't have a 71 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 1: very great childhood, so it couldn't be much worse than 72 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:20,680 Speaker 1: what I Okay, well, Jenna, why are you a bad mom? Um? 73 00:03:20,760 --> 00:03:29,040 Speaker 1: So I've been recently single for the past year and okay, 74 00:03:29,040 --> 00:03:32,360 Speaker 1: and I have a young six year old daughter. Okay, Um, 75 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 1: she has a bed time of eight o'clock. Yeah, okay, 76 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:39,280 Speaker 1: And I don't typically bring many guys over and I 77 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,400 Speaker 1: don't really want her to meet them yet, so when 78 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 1: I do have So you're not one of those like 79 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: that introduces the kids to someone you date on the 80 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:51,840 Speaker 1: first dated. Yeah, No, I usually waited about like six months. 81 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:54,720 Speaker 1: If it's something serious, then I'll introduce her, but not 82 00:03:54,880 --> 00:03:58,560 Speaker 1: right off the bat, right Yeah. Yeah, okay, So she 83 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 1: has a bed time of eight o'clock. Yeah, So when 84 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:04,760 Speaker 1: I do have a guy over. I set the clock 85 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:08,360 Speaker 1: in her room, so she goes to bed earlier. Oh 86 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 1: my god, just light her about the time so that 87 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:14,160 Speaker 1: you can bring a dude. Does it work? It does work. 88 00:04:15,520 --> 00:04:17,120 Speaker 1: So she knows her bedtime is eight, and so she 89 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,440 Speaker 1: has what like a clock in her room. Yeah, yeah, okay, 90 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:21,039 Speaker 1: so then check it so she knows when to start 91 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:25,840 Speaker 1: getting ready for bed and start doing her nightly routine. Okay, 92 00:04:25,839 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 1: that's pretty genius. It's gonna be funny when she eventually 93 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 1: puts it together, though, what you're doing or will she 94 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:36,159 Speaker 1: she sents all the clocks back your house, it's always 95 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,680 Speaker 1: going to be an hour later than Yeah, all the time. 96 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:42,400 Speaker 1: Hope that doesn't make me a bad mom. No, no, no, 97 00:04:42,800 --> 00:04:45,599 Speaker 1: I think that's a great idea. I think you'd be 98 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:48,880 Speaker 1: a bad mom if you were introducing them to the guy. 99 00:04:49,120 --> 00:04:51,520 Speaker 1: You're looking out for your kids. Yeah, if you didn't 100 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:53,360 Speaker 1: care about the bed time and her being in bed 101 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:54,920 Speaker 1: so that you could bring a guy over. That would 102 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:57,560 Speaker 1: make you. If you're like, hey, Chad's going to stop 103 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,760 Speaker 1: buying about an hour, mom is gonna be busy. If 104 00:04:59,760 --> 00:05:02,560 Speaker 1: you heard me saying, oh god, James, we're praying. Yeah, yeah, 105 00:05:02,560 --> 00:05:06,719 Speaker 1: that would be bad. Also, she's getting more sleep. Yeah, 106 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 1: you're a great mom. Oh, thank you, thank you. All Right, 107 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:11,799 Speaker 1: your phone prank's coming up in just a few minutes. 108 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:12,600 Speaker 1: It's a jewel show.