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Speaker 1: Get an ice pack ready, because we're all about to

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Speaker 1: get punched in the face with our Hero of the

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Speaker 1: Week Jeff's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. In today's

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Speaker 1: hero is a convenience store owner from Tacoma, Washington named

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Speaker 1: Naif Quatsman. He was working behind the cash register last

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Speaker 1: week when at around eight pm, a guy came up

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Speaker 1: to the counter, held up a knife and said, listen,

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Speaker 1: this is a hold up.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, this video is unbelievable.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I've seen it.

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Speaker 4: It went viral.

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Speaker 1: He demanded all the money from the cash register if

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Speaker 1: you didn't see it, but Naif didn't panic. Instead, he

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Speaker 1: calmly says, that's not a knife. This is a knife

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Speaker 1: and pulls out a giant machete.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's huge.

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Speaker 4: It's like probably three feet long, just laying next to

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Speaker 4: the register.

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Speaker 1: So Naif starts waving the machete at the robber and

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Speaker 1: the thief stumbles backwards. Then reaches into his backpack and

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Speaker 1: pulls out a Samurai sword.

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Speaker 2: Wait, who's got throwing stars?

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Speaker 4: Just kidding?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the suspect with the machete an He waited for

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Speaker 1: the police to arrive, but it would have been funny

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Speaker 1: if they had gone back and forth, I got a grenade.

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Speaker 2: Just a full cannon comes out of the back.

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Speaker 1: So there's a longer story to this. Basically, the robber

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Speaker 1: escapes because NIAF's wife gets in the middle of it,

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Speaker 1: ends up getting caught by the authority.

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Speaker 4: Like she interrupted this, she did she felt bad for

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Speaker 4: the robber.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, seriously, she was like, I'm worried that he's gonna

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Speaker 1: get hurt, so she steps in front. Robber gets away,

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Speaker 1: ends up getting caught by the authorities, is brought to jail.

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Speaker 4: He gets released the.

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Speaker 1: Same day, goes back to the convenience store to threaten Naif,

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Speaker 1: and at that point Naif's son and his friends tackle

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Speaker 1: him and keep him in the market till the cops

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Speaker 1: arrive and arrest him.

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Speaker 3: Again.

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Speaker 1: Guys, I keep telling you, yeah, what an idiot. His

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Speaker 1: son and his son's friends are Hero of the Week honors,

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Speaker 1: just edging out our own digital Jake for the shot

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Speaker 1: collar question of the day.

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Speaker 4: Where's your machete? Jake?

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Speaker 3: I lost to the quad knife Guys again, you.

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Speaker 1: Know it's okay, just give us some trivia and we'll

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Speaker 1: forgive you.

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Speaker 3: Well, they say, the quickest way to instantly double your

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Speaker 3: money is to rob a bank.

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Speaker 2: Okay where we were just at.

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Speaker 3: However, I have checked with several lawyers and most of

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Speaker 3: them told me it's not legal. Probably don't attempt that.

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Speaker 3: If you were thinking about the next fastest way to

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Speaker 3: increase your wealth is to buy a professional sports team.

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Speaker 3: Michael Jordan did it. Michael B. Jordan did it. Now

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Speaker 3: we're just waiting on Brooks husband. Michael, He'll jump into

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Speaker 3: the owner. He would love that and to help inspire

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Speaker 3: Michael Fox. Today, you're gonna need to name the top

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Speaker 3: twenty most valuable sports teams on Earth in a substantial

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Speaker 3: financial edition of Polenti of twenty Oh this is NU.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna start with the closest thing we have to

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Speaker 3: a real athlete on the show. I say that with quotes.

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Speaker 3: That's Alexis. I mean I immediately go to Messi and

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Speaker 3: who he plays for. Yeah, I know the.

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Speaker 2: Miami, but I don't if it'd be like old like

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Speaker 2: PSG or Barcelona.

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Speaker 3: Like that one of his other ones. That's where I'm

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Speaker 3: torn on which it would be. But PSG has These are.

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Speaker 4: Soccer teams that you're talking. Yeah, you're in the whole world.

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Speaker 3: I feel like they've got to be on there.

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Speaker 4: You're absolutely on pot.

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Speaker 3: I'll go like PSG Jake, Paris and Germaine is not

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Speaker 3: in the top twenty. It's around twenty eight or twenty nine.

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Speaker 3: He does. But there's a lot of NFL teams, a

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Speaker 3: couple soccer, couple.

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Speaker 1: Basketball, no cricket teams on there.

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Speaker 3: We'll see Joff Okay, Brook Europe next, think of think

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Speaker 3: of large markets. Yeah, he's with a lot of history.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I am gonna go really rabid fan base. We're

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Speaker 2: gonna say Dallas Cowboys.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Dallas Cowboys. Brook their number one on my list,

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Speaker 3: number nine billion dollars of last time.

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Speaker 2: We can tell you, I'm gonna need that silver safe.

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Speaker 3: Good here, great use of it. Let's go to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take inspiration from Brook on this because she's

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Speaker 1: always going online and calling herself a proud Patriot, always.

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Speaker 3: Like a capital PA.

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Speaker 1: I assume I assume that she's talking about the football team. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so let me show me the New England Patriots.

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Speaker 3: The New England Patriots number four on my last case.

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Speaker 4: Brook, keep cheering them.

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Speaker 3: Mind, all those Super bowls are worth of value. There

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Speaker 3: weren't seven billion dollars Wow, Jose, biggest sports fan in

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Speaker 3: the room, You're up next. I'm gonna play it safe

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Speaker 3: and say the New York Yankees. New York Yankees number

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Speaker 3: two on my list, seven point one billion dollars.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna go back to football, and I think

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Speaker 2: the only team that's like owned by the fans, We're

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Speaker 2: gonna say the Green Bay Packers.

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Speaker 3: The Green Bay Packers are in the thirties. No, they're

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Speaker 3: not in the top twenty.

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Speaker 2: The fans are not doing a good job making that

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Speaker 2: much terrible.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Brook, Yeah, you're silver saved though, so you're still

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Speaker 3: in it. Okay, back to Jeffrey.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let's go with a team that was literally named

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Speaker 1: after rich people digging up gold.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with the.

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Speaker 3: San Francisco for the forty nine Ers are number fourteen

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Speaker 3: on my list, six billion dollars worth of worth.

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Speaker 2: I like, how you picture forty nine ers being rich

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Speaker 2: people digging up the suit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, their masters too.

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Speaker 4: They took off their monocle so they wouldn't get dirt on.

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Speaker 4: They were practical, and I put my top hatch back on.

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Speaker 4: Read a history book.

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Speaker 3: You'll see pose three, five, six, seven. Most of the

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Speaker 3: boards still there for you.

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Speaker 4: Ja, gimme Dodgers.

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Speaker 3: The Los Angeles Dodgers did not make the top twenty.

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Speaker 4: Wow does that mean I just win? No, I'm still

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Speaker 4: in it, bro.

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Speaker 2: Oh dang it.

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Speaker 3: Here in the twenties, they're in between twenty and thirty

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Speaker 3: on there. Yes, the lowest number on my list is

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Speaker 3: five point two billion. The Dodgers are just under five

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Speaker 3: billion dollars.

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Speaker 4: Like mind blowing?

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Speaker 3: Brook?

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Speaker 2: Oh man, I mean I feel like we're leaving out

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Speaker 2: hockey right now.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't I would, I would read hockey.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, wonting is like a Knick shirt just because

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Speaker 2: it's cute.

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Speaker 3: There.

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Speaker 2: No, I think with NBA before any of them, you

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Speaker 2: have to go La Lakers.

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Speaker 3: Yeap, Los Angeles Lakers number fifteen on the list. Zive

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Speaker 3: point nine billion dollars. Jeffrey, Well, now, let's see.

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Speaker 1: I'm just thinking the biggest cities have the biggest markets

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Speaker 1: and the most money to put towards their team. So

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Speaker 1: I'm going Chicago.

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Speaker 4: Give me the Bears.

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Speaker 3: The Bears. The Bears number seven on the list, six

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Speaker 3: point three billion dollars. The NFL runs everything back to Brook.

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Speaker 2: A god, Okay, if we're gonna do big cities again.

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Speaker 2: How about Miami Heat.

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Speaker 3: The Miami Heats, it did not make the top twenties,

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Speaker 3: So proud. That means that Jeffrey is our winner today.

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Speaker 3: Here's some of the teams you guys missed a new

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Speaker 3: stadium recently. The Golden State Warriors were number three at

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Speaker 3: seven billion. Los Angeles Rams another new stadium six point

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Speaker 3: nine billion. The New York Giants were number six at

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Speaker 3: six point eight the Las Vegas Raiders, the Knicks, the Jets.

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Speaker 3: Real Madrid was the highest ranked soccer teams. The Commanders

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Speaker 3: recently sold for six point five billion. Manchester United, the

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Speaker 3: Philadelphia Eagles, Miami Dolphins made the list. Brook not off

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Speaker 3: the Heat, Barcelona, the Houston Texas. Number twenty was Liverpool,

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Speaker 3: the soccer team that was plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 1: Since I lasted the longest, I'm gonna choose who get

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Speaker 1: shot today.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna be singing crazy.

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Speaker 1: My Narls Barkley and I have to give it to

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Speaker 1: the woman who besmirched the good name of proud forty

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Speaker 1: nine ers everywhere Hoop Fox.

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Speaker 3: I'll remember, I'll remember when I lost my.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna do a phone tap in just a few

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Speaker 4: minutes

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Speaker 2: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,