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Speaker 1: Why do I need an app to hate up my coffee?

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Speaker 1: It's one more thing.

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Speaker 2: I'm one more thing.

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Speaker 3: There's an app for that.

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Speaker 1: I was getting so angry at my new microwave last night.

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Speaker 3: But before that, this, oh, just a little fun nugget.

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Speaker 1: I go to the gym.

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Speaker 3: I hear, Hey, thank you so much. I'm trying to

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Speaker 3: go to the gym as much as possible. Okay, And

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Speaker 3: the people that I work out with, I wouldn't consider

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Speaker 3: them friends. They're I see them daily, but their acquaintances,

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Speaker 3: you know, we would we wouldn't make kind of like

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Speaker 3: insulting jokes to each other. This chick the other day

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Speaker 3: comes up to me and in front of the entire class, goes, damn, Katie,

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Speaker 3: your boobs look like they're about to explode. Wow, And

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Speaker 3: I went, yeah, I'm aware, And then she doubled down

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Speaker 3: and said, no, like really, I'm having trouble making eye

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Speaker 3: contact with you. They're just they're they're out of control. Well,

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Speaker 3: so what the hell I swear to all that is

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Speaker 3: holy as a guy, I don't know, is this the

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Speaker 3: sort of thing that women ever say to each other?

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Speaker 1: I don't know this.

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Speaker 2: I mean, if you're good friends, it is probabah.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I could see myself joking around if one

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Speaker 3: I can see the boobs are about to explode. One

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Speaker 3: because I've been there. Two I'm close to you. But

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Speaker 3: I mean, for starters, my coaches jaw almost fell off

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Speaker 3: to hear it. And my dad was standing like.

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Speaker 2: That's a jackass right there. So I'm ready to diagnose

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Speaker 2: a clear case of jack assidy. Was she angry?

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Speaker 1: Did she want you to do something about it?

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Speaker 2: So she was threatened?

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Speaker 3: I don't, I don't know. I'm I'm trying to figure

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Speaker 3: out what it is about being pregnant that makes people

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Speaker 3: think like, oh, I'm just gonna say the dumbest thing

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Speaker 3: Yeah, hilarious, souh. Anyway, just a psa that if you

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Speaker 1: Let them bring it up. Yes, it's gonna come up

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Speaker 2: Yeah, boy. I hate the idea of crossing boundaries like that.

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Speaker 2: I'm just mortified by the very idea of it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and I I reacted playfully because I'm not gonna

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Speaker 3: I don't have the energy for that kind of drama.

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Speaker 3: But it was the back of my mind was going,

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Speaker 1: The dad being so close by is definitely an added

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Speaker 1: level of uncomfortable because nobody wants that.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: See, I'm just the opposite.

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Speaker 2: I'm extra sensitive and make sure that I don't say

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Speaker 1: You know I do too.

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Speaker 3: But for some reason, man, you you get pregnant and

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Speaker 3: everybody's like, here I come with the comments.

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Speaker 2: It's funny. I wouldn't worry about the dad thing so much.

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Speaker 2: I mean, pregnant wife and raised a child and the.

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Speaker 1: Rest of touch. I'm not talking about some dad's daughter's

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Speaker 1: What do you think of my boobs?

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Speaker 2: Eh, you know big they are? Okay if I've gotta yeah, yeah, craziness.

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Speaker 1: So let's take away. We don't make any comments on

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So my microwave put on me a week ago

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Speaker 1: I just want to heat up this coffee for thirty seconds.

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Speaker 1: That should to me, that should be intuitively. You could

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Speaker 1: This one had has so many different screens and knobs

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Speaker 3: So does this thing not have like a thirty second button?

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Speaker 1: No, No, it doesn't have any easy thing like that.

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Speaker 1: Most micro if you open the door, it turns it off. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: This thing and you had to call your offspring down.

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Speaker 2: Oh do I turn this off?

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Speaker 1: So he figured out some way, and I don't know

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Speaker 1: Then I unplugged it that I probably have cancer.

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Speaker 3: Now is there something There's got to be something wrong

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Speaker 1: If that's something wrong with me, I'm sure it's operator error.

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Speaker 1: There's something wrong. I felt a tuber growing on my

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Speaker 1: Yes, I I'm a the reason I like Tesla and Apple.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, and lately I had high, high hopes that

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Speaker 2: Just go to file, click on that, then open function

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Speaker 2: and you click on file. There's no effing function anywhere

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Speaker 2: that was updated six years ago, or six months ago

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Speaker 1: Well, I broke out the manual, which I almost never do.

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Speaker 1: I'm just a big I'm a big. If I can't

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Speaker 1: figure it out, I'm taking it back. I want it

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Speaker 1: to be stupid simple everything I use, and most of

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Speaker 1: that's why by apples come. But I actually broke out

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Speaker 1: the manual, and this has happened in recent times. I

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Speaker 1: It's almost entirely pictures with no words. I guess that

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Speaker 1: made their money. They've made more money than I spent

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Speaker 3: Almost certainly, the most frustrating things for me is when

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 2: They want you to go to the website because they

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Speaker 2: don't want to print and distribute manuals, which I get it.

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Speaker 2: I mean, economically speaking, it's no brainer. But I like

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Speaker 2: it and open it and and forth there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's much better. And then sometimes a

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Speaker 1: QR code takes you to a you gotta log in

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Speaker 1: thing because again they want you dialed into their system.

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Speaker 1: I'm not to have a freaking app to heat something

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Speaker 1: I'm just not.

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Speaker 2: Oh you know what, I it was a similar topic.

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Speaker 2: This could cause me to go on, like if I

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Speaker 2: ever get diagnosed, god forbid, with a dread disease and

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Speaker 2: I've only got a few weeks left, I'm going to

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Speaker 2: go on a tour of vengeance taking out my enemies.

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Speaker 2: That's my plan. Anyway. It's good to have a plan,

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Speaker 2: and the one of the groups of people I will

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Speaker 2: take out. This is a new thing, you go on.

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Speaker 2: What was I looking at the other day, I can't remember.

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Speaker 2: Is I do photography for fun. I'm getting pictures like

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Speaker 2: blown up and put on the wall, and it's super common.

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Speaker 2: Now give us your give us your email address, and

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Speaker 2: we'll give you twenty percent off your first order. And

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Speaker 2: I think, oh, great, okay, cool, Yeah, I'll do that.

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Speaker 2: I'll give them my usual email address and that I

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Speaker 2: use for this sort of thing, and no problem. I'll

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Speaker 2: go and hunt down the coupon code and you fill

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Speaker 2: it out, and they say, yep, we're almost there. Just

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Speaker 2: give us your text number and right, you can have

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Speaker 2: twenty percent off. You motherfuckers. This is fraud, it's deception.

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Speaker 2: You lied to me. Our relationship is over, says me,

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Speaker 2: and I'm gone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I had a similar thing a couple of different

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Speaker 1: times with online tests for things health things free online

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Speaker 1: and it looks like a legit site. You do the

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Speaker 1: whole thing, takes like fifteen minutes, and then if you

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Speaker 1: want your results, all you got to do is fill in,

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Speaker 1: you know, give us your email and your ven and

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Speaker 1: we'll send you the results. Screw you and your free

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Speaker 1: online diagnostic whatever. Well, I hate you. Yeah, I can understand.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna come to their house. I'm gonna fight you.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have you in a head locked, just pounding

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Speaker 1: in the notes.

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Speaker 3: Show the amount, the amount of things I have not

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Speaker 3: purchased because of that happened.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, screw you.

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Speaker 3: Oh you got my email? That's enough.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, made an enemy for life. How do they not

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Speaker 1: realize that? I think they probably will?

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Speaker 2: Are there enough soft heads? Go ahead and think, ah

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Speaker 2: for twenty percent off a first order y'all have them

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Speaker 2: text me for the rest of my natural life.

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Speaker 1: Here's my social Security number, my blood type and my address,

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Speaker 1: my bank account.

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Speaker 2: Mom's maiden name, my first pet. What else do you need? Man?

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Speaker 2: Twenty percent off?

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Speaker 1: This is great. Well, I guess that's it.