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Speaker 1: your second date update. And I just read this in
Speaker 1: the news today, But did you know that they now
Speaker 1: have a new dating app specifically meant for guys that
Speaker 1: are small in the pants. Oh my god, it's not
Speaker 1: a joke. It's a real thing. Oh you're serious, it's real.
Speaker 1: It's it's called Tiny Buddies. Oh man, I guess they
Speaker 1: work harder for you. I guess that's not The tiny
Speaker 1: Buddies thing was a joke, though I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know what the app is actually called Buddy Buddies.
Speaker 1: Would be good? That would be good? YEA, someone looking up?
Speaker 1: I really want to go. The only reason I bring
Speaker 1: it up is because one of our listeners named Tommy
Speaker 1: emailed the show and he said that he met a
Speaker 1: girl on a dating app. So Tommy, oh, oh, you
Speaker 1: got a little week. It's just a dating app that
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of. Oh, it's not that dating you app.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. He is going to spend the next
Speaker 1: ten minutes trying to prove to us. And you have
Speaker 1: a big junk now large. I can say picks if
Speaker 1: I have to. No, No, put the phone up to
Speaker 1: it right now, Tommy, you don't be self conscious. Okay,
Speaker 1: whatever size you got, I'm sure that some girl will
Speaker 1: tell you it's perfect for her. It's not about the
Speaker 1: size of the ship. Is about the motion of the ocean. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what small wieners say. All right, Tommy, Well, tell
Speaker 1: us about the girl that you want to call today.
Speaker 1: What's her name? Well, her name is Heather, and we
Speaker 1: actually met on a dating app, not the one you
Speaker 1: guys are speaking of. Okay, if you say so, which one?
Speaker 1: No comment? Okay? And what struck you about Heather? She
Speaker 1: was very interesting and we're both in the boxing, which
Speaker 1: shocked me because you don't find a lot of women
Speaker 1: that are really getting in the boxing. She actually boxes,
Speaker 1: kick boxes, she knows the history. You don't want to
Speaker 1: piss her off, that's not at all. I like that
Speaker 1: she can protect you. Well, I mean, that's the thing
Speaker 1: I like a man who likes a strong woman. So
Speaker 1: what did you guys do for your date? Well, here's
Speaker 1: the kicker. The night before our big date, I had
Speaker 1: this wonderful idea we plan to meet at five pm.
Speaker 1: And I called her and say, wait, wait, wait, let's
Speaker 1: meet at five am. Uh huh, five in the morning. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was my special plan to go watch the sunrise.
Speaker 1: I know this really cool spot and I wanted to
Speaker 1: take her. Oh my god, did she agree to this?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, as a persant who wakes up way before
Speaker 1: the sunrises every day, I could go a whole lifetime
Speaker 1: without another sunrise and be totally satisfied. But that's cute,
Speaker 1: It's romancer it is romantic bro at five am? Man?
Speaker 1: She agree? Yeah, she definitely agreed. I mean, we get
Speaker 1: up for work every day five am or other things.
Speaker 1: Why not for a little enjoyment? Okay, okay, So how
Speaker 1: did the five am sunrise date? While I pick her
Speaker 1: up and we're driving to the special place to watch
Speaker 1: the sunrise, and it was a bit stormy and cloudy,
Speaker 1: so well, we didn't get to see much. I told you,
Speaker 1: there's always a disappointment. Maybe you should have checked the
Speaker 1: weather app before you tried to set up this date. Then, well,
Speaker 1: you know I have basic cable, I don't have the
Speaker 1: weather channel. Do you have an app that you can
Speaker 1: look at? It has weather on there? Oh? Really? Is
Speaker 1: it a weather app for guys with small pepiece? I'm
Speaker 1: sure that's out there too. That's why it's so cold today?
Speaker 1: Is I could tell that's your barometer? So what how
Speaker 1: did it go? It's just that works from there because
Speaker 1: it started raining and we had to run to the
Speaker 1: car and we were so so it wasn't one of
Speaker 1: those romantic downpour rains where you end up making out that. No,
Speaker 1: it wasn't that. It was like, what is going on?
Speaker 1: We gotta get out of here? Yeah, okay, all right?
Speaker 1: Were you able to turn it around? Um? Yo? We
Speaker 1: gotta bit at her. We went to a coffee shop.
Speaker 1: We were a bit both sleepy and groggy, so the
Speaker 1: conversation wasn't fact great. What point did you regret your
Speaker 1: five am date decision? Um? Definitely when I started raining? Okay, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Was there something good that you enjoyed about this date
Speaker 1: or was it all just a tragedy? Just being with her?
Speaker 1: It was awesome? Okay? So you did like her? Through
Speaker 1: all of this, it's just that maybe she's what what
Speaker 1: do you think she doesn't like you? Or what's your theory? Well,
Speaker 1: after the coffee shop, since we were both tired and said,
Speaker 1: let's go home, take naps, and then we'll meet up
Speaker 1: at nine thirty to go have breakfast. I go to
Speaker 1: the restaurant, she's not there. Call her, no answer, and
Speaker 1: I haven't heard from her in a while. And that's
Speaker 1: why I need you guys to help me figure this out. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: she was really tired. She could possibly still be sleeping. Honestly,
Speaker 1: if it was all the time, long has it been
Speaker 1: since that was supposed to happen? Yeah, about I would
Speaker 1: say roughly a week. Yeah, she's not sleeping, beauty, you guys,
Speaker 1: I've been sleeping for a week. Wake up, Hey man,
Speaker 1: I think that if you get to do over, you
Speaker 1: need to try to go for an evening date. That's
Speaker 1: probably more feasible. Well, how many times have you tried
Speaker 1: to get a hold of her? I reached out a
Speaker 1: few times, but she's not responding at all. And the
Speaker 1: worst thing is I could see that she read the messages.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's got her read on that. That's brutal.
Speaker 1: Take that off your phone everyone right now. Hurts people's feelings. Yes, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, Tommy. Well, here's what we're gonna do. We're
Speaker 1: gonna play a song. We're gonna come back, call Heather
Speaker 1: for you and see if we can get you a
Speaker 1: second date update. Okay, thank you guys. All right, hold
Speaker 1: on if you're just tuning in for today's second date update,
Speaker 1: we're on the phone with Tommy. Tommy asked, Hi, Tommy,
Speaker 1: I was still gonna keep talking, but you're there. He's excited. Thanks, guys.
Speaker 1: I didn't mean interruption. All right, pipe down, let me finish.
Speaker 1: Tommy asked, okay, you keep talking. Not very good at
Speaker 1: taking instructions, are you, Tommy? Oh sorry, okay, you're done.
Speaker 1: All right, okay, Tommy asked his date. Okay, you know, Tommy,
Speaker 1: I'm about to cut this date chart like I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna do it. This is why you're not getting to
Speaker 1: call back, Tommy. Do you always interrupt when people are
Speaker 1: talking and then he doesn't talk when you want him
Speaker 1: to talk? Here we go, yeah, oh my god, okay,
Speaker 1: so awkward. Tommy recap the date Jeff. Tommy made his
Speaker 1: date wake up at five in the morning so they
Speaker 1: could go watch the sunrise. Good you didn't check the
Speaker 1: weather the morning of, because if he did, he would
Speaker 1: have noticed that there was rain and clouds in the
Speaker 1: foreigncast and you wouldn't have been able to see it
Speaker 1: come up anyway. So instead he suggested they both go
Speaker 1: home and nap and meet for breakfast. But Heather never
Speaker 1: showed up to breakfast. Yeah, that was a real bomber. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so now he wants us to call Heather and figure
Speaker 1: out where'd she go. Yeah, and you know, I will say, Tommy,
Speaker 1: although not good on you that you didn't do a
Speaker 1: little bit of planning by checking the weather. She could
Speaker 1: have easily done the same thing. You guys could have
Speaker 1: looked at it while you were driving out there before
Speaker 1: you got rained on. That's true equal rights. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: are correct, That's exactly what I'm saying, Tommy. All right,
Speaker 1: so we can call her and blame it on her
Speaker 1: when we get the state. I was saying that I
Speaker 1: think that she could be open to accepting some responsibility
Speaker 1: and thus be open to going on another date with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that'll be amazing. Hope, that's what we have here. All right.
Speaker 1: Let's see if we can make it happen. We're going
Speaker 1: to dial the phone number right now and try and
Speaker 1: get your second date update. Okay, all right, here we go. Hello. Hi,
Speaker 1: I'd like to speak to Heather please. Yeah, Susa, Hi Heather.
Speaker 1: My name is young Jeffrey from the radio. How you doing.
Speaker 1: I'm fine? How are you? I'm good. We're doing something
Speaker 1: with you called the second date Update. That's where if
Speaker 1: someone goes out on a date with someone and afterwards
Speaker 1: they're getting blown off, they can ask us to call
Speaker 1: their date and try and figure out why. Okay, okay, congrats.
Speaker 1: Oh so wait this has to do with me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why I'm calling you. Definitely. We're calling because you
Speaker 1: went out with a guy named Tommy. Oh god, I know.
Speaker 1: He told us about his terrible date idea about five am.
Speaker 1: Terrible brook. We're trying to help this guy. Well, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying I want to you're already hold on. This
Speaker 1: was a nice date, a nice idea for a date,
Speaker 1: and we'd like to know what happened from your perspective.
Speaker 1: I mean, I was trying to be open minded. I
Speaker 1: was like, you know what this differend, but maybe it'll
Speaker 1: be fun and it wasn't. It sounded like a series
Speaker 1: of unfortunate events, Like, first, you guys couldn't see the sunrise.
Speaker 1: He's unfortunate. Actually, oh, why would you say that. I'm
Speaker 1: not sure what he told you or didn't tell you.
Speaker 1: I mean, did he tell you that when we got
Speaker 1: up there it started raining, And yeah, he took blame
Speaker 1: for that for sure. Yeah, he said that you guys
Speaker 1: tried to walk around a little bit, but you ended
Speaker 1: up getting all wet, and so you had to go
Speaker 1: back in the car grab some coffee. But then he said,
Speaker 1: you guys should go home and take a nap and
Speaker 1: get breakfast afterwards. But you never showed up to breakfast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I just couldn't. I was so weirded out
Speaker 1: by the whole situation. Wait, I thought, well, okay, here's
Speaker 1: the thing. You know, I don't think that there's any
Speaker 1: excuse for just standing somebody up, Like, why would you
Speaker 1: agree to breakfast and then just not show up. I
Speaker 1: was just trying to get out of there alive. I mean,
Speaker 1: it was just what a lot. His behavior was very strange.
Speaker 1: He started yelling at the sun. What he was angry
Speaker 1: with the sun? What was he saying? He was just
Speaker 1: ranting and raving, angry with mother nature that it like
Speaker 1: ruined our date. But honestly, like we kind of laughed
Speaker 1: about it. He ruined our date. Oh okay, it's definitely
Speaker 1: weird behavior. I mean I could give him a pass
Speaker 1: on being frustrated or whatever, but I am in no
Speaker 1: rush to hang out with someone who reacts like that. Wow.
Speaker 1: Oh man, it's just so weird because when we talked
Speaker 1: to him, he seemed so calm. I mean, yeah, I
Speaker 1: agree with you. When we spoke on the phone, he
Speaker 1: seemed so nice and at the coffee shop he was great.
Speaker 1: But then there was this other side of his personality
Speaker 1: and his anger towards the sun. I mean, it was
Speaker 1: it was concerning. Well, maybe we should see which out
Speaker 1: of the personality is on the phone, because he's been
Speaker 1: on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Hey,
Speaker 1: I just I don't even know what to say. You
Speaker 1: don't like passionate people, that's Tommy, what? What? What did
Speaker 1: you set me up for this? Now you're on the phone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just don't understand. You don't like passion. The sun
Speaker 1: ruined dark Gate, So of course I was a little upset.
Speaker 1: You were more than a little upset. Listen, I felt
Speaker 1: that the song roamed us, so I got a little
Speaker 1: upsetting yellow. Yeah, he was standing up for you against
Speaker 1: the sun. He can protect you exactly. I mean spu
Speaker 1: to twenty five Tommy, you were no hold up and
Speaker 1: hold up for real though you were screaming at the sun.
Speaker 1: I mean, hey, it was actually the clouds fault. Okay
Speaker 1: that you didn't see the damn sunrise, but whatever. The
Speaker 1: sun is supposed to be more powerful than the clouds.
Speaker 1: Were you joking when you were jumping up and down? No,
Speaker 1: I wasn't joking. This date with Heather meant a heck
Speaker 1: of a lot to me, and I was really frustrated,
Speaker 1: so I let it out on the sky. All right,
Speaker 1: But can you understand that, like Heather was weirded out
Speaker 1: by that, Hey, if she doesn't understand passionate people, I
Speaker 1: don't know what to say. I understand passionate people. You
Speaker 1: were erratic. It's two completely different things, you know what, Heather.
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about this a lot, and when I'm
Speaker 1: with you, I realized I don't even need the sun.
Speaker 1: What is that? A lie? That's so cute? No, Heather,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you are my I had my only son's son,
Speaker 1: you make me have you would? That's no good? How
Speaker 1: much son like you? Please don't take my son's side.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Okay, Heather, he's cute, you're his sunshine is
Speaker 1: a wait? Is that a cute giggle or is that
Speaker 1: a like this is insane giggle? Both? But like part
Speaker 1: of it's cute, part of it's insane. Like I don't
Speaker 1: know what to say though, I'm just saying I love
Speaker 1: this guy. I don't want crazy, I want healthy. Okay,
Speaker 1: tell me. The singing seems to be working, though, so
Speaker 1: maybe do another one. You're walking on sunshine now, I
Speaker 1: don't know that song, not even like here comes the Sun, Tommy.
Speaker 1: You don't have any backup sun songs? All right, you
Speaker 1: have to listen. Look, I apologize. I got a little
Speaker 1: upset about our date not working out, but it really
Speaker 1: meant a lot to me. So instead of a sunrise date,
Speaker 1: let's do a sunset date. Tommy. I really think you
Speaker 1: should not be scheduling your dates around the sun all
Speaker 1: the time, because you're over here. Why not? Our whole
Speaker 1: life is planned around the fun. But then you get
Speaker 1: a few clouds again and all of a sudden, you're
Speaker 1: gonna be screaming at the sky. Have you not seen
Speaker 1: the Mayan calendar? Hello? What do anything? Life is based
Speaker 1: around the fun? Oh okay, you're right, Heather, Heather, you
Speaker 1: could be his son. Have you not seen the Matrix?
Speaker 1: Come on, people, have you not seen Cloudy with a
Speaker 1: Chance of Meatballs? Tommy? I have seen it and it's
Speaker 1: a terrible movie. Oh sorry, Dams, Tommy's not a fan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but let's bring it back to the conversation at hand. Heather,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out on another date with Tommy?
Speaker 1: We'll pay for it. Oh man, I heard you laughing
Speaker 1: there at the end. Heather, I feel like I would
Speaker 1: give him one chance for a normal date. No, none
Speaker 1: of the sun one day, dinner or a drink, only
Speaker 1: because you sang and I found that hilarious. Okay, he
Speaker 1: did it. He's romance. Congratulations, Good job, Tommy, you got
Speaker 1: another date? You know what you got? You are my sunshine?
Speaker 1: Oh we get? Can we get a song? Tommy? You
Speaker 1: are my song shine, my oldie sons shine. You make
Speaker 1: me have threat. God, you're a terrible singer, Tommy. Thank
Speaker 1: you