WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Eyes Closed Mouth Open 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:02.080 Hey, it's a Second Date podcast. We got a brand 0:00:02.120 --> 0:00:04.320 new one for you today with Brooke and Jeffrey. Of course, 0:00:04.360 --> 0:00:05.960 we are the home of the Second Date Update. 0:00:06.120 --> 0:00:08.240 I just gotta say that the. 0:00:08.200 --> 0:00:11.039 End of today's date may be the most shocking thing 0:00:11.080 --> 0:00:11.840 we've ever heard. 0:00:12.200 --> 0:00:13.200 Really, I don't know. 0:00:13.560 --> 0:00:15.320 It's just like I don't know who I'm more upset 0:00:15.360 --> 0:00:18.640 for her or him? Yeah I'm messy or both of them. 0:00:18.880 --> 0:00:22.160 Yeah, So definitely stay till the end because it will 0:00:22.200 --> 0:00:23.040 reward you. 0:00:23.520 --> 0:00:23.680 Now. 0:00:24.560 --> 0:00:27.920 Yeah, we got a great message on our Instagram, actually 0:00:27.920 --> 0:00:30.760 from Leah. She DMed us and said, hey, I found 0:00:30.760 --> 0:00:32.760 your show on TikTok a few months back and started 0:00:32.760 --> 0:00:36.720 listening to the Second Date updates every single one I 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:41.320 could find online. Yes, oh, didn't think it could get better. 0:00:41.400 --> 0:00:44.120 But the new episodes with the friendly vibe and the 0:00:44.120 --> 0:00:45.879 four of you is so nice to listen to. 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:47.000 Yeah. 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:49.159 So, hey, thanks for being here and sticking with us 0:00:49.159 --> 0:00:50.640 through it all. So listen. 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:52.640 We love it when you like. Subscribe, and don't forget. 0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:54.720 We got that second eight merch for sale. It's only 0:00:54.760 --> 0:00:56.760 for a limited time, so do not live and regret. 0:00:57.240 --> 0:00:59.880 Click the link in the show notes and order. Now 0:01:00.080 --> 0:01:01.600 let's get your second day started. 0:01:02.120 --> 0:01:03.440 Second date up dated. 0:01:04.720 --> 0:01:07.319 Here's a dilemma you might face in the dating world. 0:01:07.760 --> 0:01:08.800 Let's say you have. 0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:12.600 A hot date scheduled okay, but the day of you 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:16.520 are just out of it, whether you're sick, or you're 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:19.440 jet lagged, or just depressed because. 0:01:19.240 --> 0:01:22.360 Of what happened on Love Island earlier, whatever it is. 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:26.160 You know you're not in the best shape. Do you cancel, 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:29.560 you reschedule? Do you ask a friend to sub in 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:30.480 that night for you? 0:01:31.880 --> 0:01:34.679 There's a lot of things you could do. But yeah, 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:36.160 I wasn't. 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:39.280 But I bring it up because one of our listeners 0:01:39.319 --> 0:01:43.319 knew he wasn't in peak form for date night, and 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:46.840 now he needs our help. His name is Laurence So Lawrence, 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:47.600 welcome to the show. 0:01:48.040 --> 0:01:49.160 Hey, thanks for having me. 0:01:49.280 --> 0:01:51.600 Yeah, Bro, zero to one hundred, Where are you at 0:01:51.680 --> 0:01:52.040 right now? 0:01:53.160 --> 0:01:55.360 I'm like twenty nineteen. 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:57.440 Oh you're still wow. 0:01:57.600 --> 0:01:58.240 Most people don't. 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:00.760 Brook doesn't normally ask people to rate the selves on 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:03.840 attractiveness on a scale of one, But you know. 0:02:05.520 --> 0:02:08.120 It was like how he was, oh, okay. 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:09.640 Okay, before we move on a scale of one to 0:02:09.720 --> 0:02:13.760 ten thousand. Al Right, enough with the rating scales. 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:15.960 Tell us you said in your email that you knew 0:02:15.960 --> 0:02:18.359 you weren't in the best form the night of your day. 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:19.720 Why did you say that? 0:02:20.280 --> 0:02:22.320 So the day before I had gotten back from this 0:02:22.440 --> 0:02:24.040 bachelor party in Vegas. 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:25.119 It was crazy. 0:02:26.720 --> 0:02:29.600 No, you were you were hungover. I feel wayless bad. 0:02:29.760 --> 0:02:31.000 Yeah, I'm sorry. 0:02:31.400 --> 0:02:32.080 This is different. 0:02:32.160 --> 0:02:34.639 Why would you schedule a date the day after a 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:35.720 bachelor party? 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:39.080 Yeah, because I really thought this girl was cute and 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:40.720 I thought it was my only shot. 0:02:41.440 --> 0:02:44.920 I really just wanted to meet her where she was at. 0:02:44.800 --> 0:02:47.079 And you were going to be a responsible guy at 0:02:47.080 --> 0:02:48.560 the bachelor party in Vegas. 0:02:49.200 --> 0:02:51.440 Yeah, it was a plan, but obviously I didn't follow 0:02:51.440 --> 0:02:51.720 it through. 0:02:52.680 --> 0:02:54.160 It seems like when you have a plates class in 0:02:54.160 --> 0:02:56.280 the morning after a night out, you know, you're like, 0:02:56.320 --> 0:02:57.120 I'm gonna make it. 0:02:57.120 --> 0:02:59.000 So there's more at steak when it comes to a 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:00.400 day plus are expensive. 0:03:00.680 --> 0:03:02.840 Yeah, But at the same time, if you feel like 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:05.480 this is my one chance to actually go out with 0:03:05.520 --> 0:03:07.960 this really cool person, you're not going to skip or 0:03:08.080 --> 0:03:08.720 like pass on it. 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:10.040 You're going to do whatever it takes. 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:10.360 Yeah. 0:03:10.440 --> 0:03:12.560 So I get why you would go out with her, 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:15.640 But the Vegas thing from the night before, you were 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:17.400 sleep deprived, that's what you were trying to tell him 0:03:17.560 --> 0:03:18.160 on top. 0:03:17.960 --> 0:03:20.760 Of ye over, Yeah, took forever to get a ride 0:03:20.760 --> 0:03:21.640 home from the airport. 0:03:21.720 --> 0:03:23.520 When I finally get home, I. 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:27.440 Ended up staying up editing my fantasy baseball lineup, which 0:03:27.480 --> 0:03:28.680 was not a good choice. 0:03:28.680 --> 0:03:30.640 Hey, dude, you know I just took one too, so 0:03:30.680 --> 0:03:31.680 I don't blame him at all. 0:03:31.760 --> 0:03:33.240 Guys, I half an hour to. 0:03:33.240 --> 0:03:33.880 Edit your lineup. 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:35.720 The sympathy I had is gone now. 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:37.320 Jeff set it up like you were gonna get really 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:39.440 sick or something out of your control happened. 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:42.840 Yeah, well, maybe stayed up all night. 0:03:42.960 --> 0:03:43.440 Do we know? 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:45.840 Maybe he was sick on top of all of this. 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:48.920 Look, I came in last place last year. That can't 0:03:49.320 --> 0:03:50.000 be CAUs. 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:52.240 Okay, okay, girls, you can understand. 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:53.520 This is so dumb. 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:56.280 And then I finally get to sleep and my dog 0:03:56.320 --> 0:03:57.640 woke me up in the middle of the night for 0:03:57.720 --> 0:03:58.240 no reason. 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:00.600 I'll complain. 0:04:00.720 --> 0:04:03.200 So tell us what did you do with April? What 0:04:03.280 --> 0:04:04.200 was your date idea? 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:06.880 I ended up taking her to do a bowling alley. 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:08.920 I did it on purpose because it was annoys me, 0:04:09.040 --> 0:04:10.640 and you know, I wanted to get some of my 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:12.920 energy up, and I took some of the focus off 0:04:12.960 --> 0:04:13.160 of me. 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:17.599 I mean, the thing is you can have a couple 0:04:17.600 --> 0:04:21.000 of beers feel a little bit better. You thought, you know, 0:04:21.279 --> 0:04:23.920 like you don't have to be the entertainment because you're not. 0:04:24.080 --> 0:04:25.760 Up for that right exactly. 0:04:26.240 --> 0:04:28.280 You know, as soon as she turns around to throw 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:29.240 a strike, you could just. 0:04:29.240 --> 0:04:30.080 Take a little nap. 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:34.480 So tell us how how was the vibe between you 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:35.120 and April? 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:38.360 It was good? If I remembered anything that she said, 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:41.280 or like anything betimes inside of my eye. 0:04:41.560 --> 0:04:43.840 Okay, anytime someone says it was good. But I don't 0:04:43.839 --> 0:04:45.119 remember anything she said. 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:47.880 I'm exaggerating a little bit. I remember some of it, 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:51.080 but I being really tired and not being best. 0:04:51.480 --> 0:04:53.440 Okay, what do you remember? 0:04:54.800 --> 0:04:57.960 I remember we ended up having some greasy food, had 0:04:58.000 --> 0:05:00.640 some laugh and then after that we left and I 0:05:00.680 --> 0:05:03.480 was walking out of the bowling at alley and as 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:05.479 she was leaving, I guess she thought I was funny 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:06.960 or something, so she was like, do you want to 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:08.640 get another drink somewhere else? 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:11.960 Okay, sign, that's a great sign. 0:05:12.440 --> 0:05:15.479 And my mouth said yes, but my body was like 0:05:15.640 --> 0:05:16.000 hell no. 0:05:17.560 --> 0:05:20.160 She could just tell yeah, my mouth does stuff that 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:22.440 my brain never agrees to you all the time, so 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:24.520 I'm I. 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:25.839 Know, but you know, it's life. 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:28.480 Okay, So now you're going out for another drink even 0:05:28.520 --> 0:05:30.360 though you don't really feel up for it, or did 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:31.120 you go? Yeah? 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:32.839 No, we went out for another drink. 0:05:32.880 --> 0:05:35.479 We went to this too little bourbon bar that she's 0:05:35.520 --> 0:05:38.159 been dying to go to, and we had a couple 0:05:38.200 --> 0:05:38.880 more drinks. 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:42.039 Is this a moment of regret like things had gone well, 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:44.360 you should have just chopped it up to a victory. 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:46.839 Yeah, that would have been smart. 0:05:47.600 --> 0:05:50.719 I just wanted to do anything that she suggested because 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:51.760 she was so cute. 0:05:51.880 --> 0:05:52.960 Yeah. 0:05:53.000 --> 0:05:54.960 Did she know you were at a bachelor party the 0:05:55.040 --> 0:05:55.479 night before? 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:56.200 No? 0:05:56.360 --> 0:05:58.280 I didn't tell her that because I didn't want her 0:05:58.279 --> 0:06:00.400 to get the wrong idea about what we were doing there. 0:06:00.520 --> 0:06:05.120 Oh yeah, why would that be the I don't get it. 0:06:05.120 --> 0:06:08.280 It was chill. We just played pop golf and dragged. 0:06:08.520 --> 0:06:10.880 But honestly, that's not. 0:06:11.000 --> 0:06:13.560 What people think of when they say bachelor party. 0:06:13.520 --> 0:06:16.080 Right, lots of glitter at those talk golf places. It 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:22.440 gets on your your He's really tired. 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:26.320 So anyway, let's fast forward to the end. When you 0:06:26.440 --> 0:06:28.040 and April left from each other. 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:28.640 How did that go? 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:32.480 So we were leaving the little bourbon bar, and I 0:06:32.560 --> 0:06:33.920 walked her to her car. 0:06:34.360 --> 0:06:37.119 And we had a nice hug and that felt good. 0:06:37.440 --> 0:06:40.239 And then I went home and I slept for fifteen hours. 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:44.720 My god, wow, so good. 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:46.920 Yeah, it really, it felt so good. 0:06:47.000 --> 0:06:49.120 But then when I woke up and I texted her, 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:53.520 she didn't answer. And then she hasn't answered me since. Okay, 0:06:54.120 --> 0:06:56.400 that's why I contacted you guys, so you can call 0:06:56.440 --> 0:06:57.760 her and find out what's up. 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:03.720 And she hasn't even gotten full you you know night 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:06.679 that night when you're on it's gonna be great. 0:07:06.760 --> 0:07:09.200 Yeah, let's do that for you. We're gonna reach out 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:09.680 to April. 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:12.000 You get about three minutes to take a quick nap, 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:16.000 so you're at one hundred percent when we come back. Everybody, Yeah, 0:07:16.000 --> 0:07:18.680 we'll all do it, and then full energy for our 0:07:18.760 --> 0:07:21.160 second date update when we continue right after this hold 0:07:21.200 --> 0:07:26.400 on Second Date update. This Second Date Update is brought 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:29.720 to you by our new sponsor, Holy Sheet, Mattress and 0:07:29.760 --> 0:07:35.360 Pillow Emporium Heavenly Comfort at unholy prices. 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April super cute. 0:08:22.320 --> 0:08:24.320 I don't know if I did something wrong or if 0:08:24.360 --> 0:08:26.920 she got back together with like an action or something. 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:30.200 Okay, I don't think that's it, my man. I mean. 0:08:31.880 --> 0:08:35.200 I think that maybe a good area of growth for 0:08:35.320 --> 0:08:38.680 you would be maybe admitting when you made a mistake. 0:08:39.400 --> 0:08:42.160 It's a second date update, not a therapy. Well, I just. 0:08:42.200 --> 0:08:46.840 Say he played victim a lot to those fantasy baseball teams, victim. 0:08:46.559 --> 0:08:47.240 To the bachelor. 0:08:47.280 --> 0:08:50.080 Nothing is more unattractive than someone playing victim of stuff 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:51.720 like that. I am with you there, like, those are 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:54.600 your choices, and you made bad ones and that's fine. 0:08:54.600 --> 0:08:56.640 And maybe I made a bad decision coming to this. 0:08:56.840 --> 0:08:58.880 I don't need to hear this from my mom. 0:08:59.080 --> 0:09:03.439 Okay, slow it down. You opened my thoughts, and that 0:09:03.640 --> 0:09:04.480 was my honest thoughts. 0:09:04.600 --> 0:09:06.760 Well, maybe you can sugarcoat them a little bit for 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:07.880 our lovely listeners. 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:11.760 If people want advice, they need to be open to criticism. 0:09:11.920 --> 0:09:13.959 Anyone that comes on our show does know, all right? 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:16.240 You know? Bottom line, I don't think she knew I 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:18.920 was tired. I think it's something else, something else that 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:19.560 did wrong. 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:21.319 Ruely. Okay, there we go. 0:09:21.440 --> 0:09:24.280 All right, see, and that's being open and I appreciate 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:25.760 there's other options. 0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:28.240 It's the optimism that we've been waiting for for the 0:09:28.240 --> 0:09:29.040 first three minutes. 0:09:29.080 --> 0:09:30.760 Now, let's just dial your date, April. 0:09:30.760 --> 0:09:33.480 We'll see if she answers, and hopefully we can get 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:34.440 some information out of her. 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:47.200 Here we go dialing you right now. Hello, Hey, is 0:09:47.200 --> 0:09:47.720 this April? 0:09:49.000 --> 0:09:49.840 Does is she? Who's this? 0:09:50.200 --> 0:09:50.760 Hey? April? 0:09:50.960 --> 0:09:53.920 We're actually an entire morning radio show called Brook and 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:55.040 Jeffrey in the Morning. 0:09:55.240 --> 0:09:57.200 Hey, welcome to the show April. 0:09:57.240 --> 0:10:00.480 Good morning, Hi am, I only a right now. 0:10:00.920 --> 0:10:05.640 You sure are with the most positive and optimistic, uplifting 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:07.040 show that you will ever talk to. 0:10:07.400 --> 0:10:08.880 Yeah, that's what we're known for. 0:10:09.080 --> 0:10:11.160 It is Okay, what's going on? 0:10:11.200 --> 0:10:11.680 What is this? 0:10:11.760 --> 0:10:13.800 Well, this is a segment that we do called second 0:10:13.840 --> 0:10:16.000 Date Update. I don't know if you've ever heard of 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:18.200 that before, but basically it's where we try to help 0:10:18.200 --> 0:10:21.320 our listeners get back in touch with somebody after going 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:23.920 on a great first date with them. 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:30.839 Well, I mean, we hope that it's great. 0:10:31.880 --> 0:10:35.959 Okay, Sorry, I didn't say who who you went out 0:10:35.960 --> 0:10:37.680 with the other night. It's one of our our friends 0:10:37.760 --> 0:10:38.520 named Lawrence. 0:10:39.679 --> 0:10:47.120 Ah, okay, right, you guys went bowling. Oh she means 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:49.240 that not sarcastically anyway. 0:10:49.559 --> 0:10:53.360 I didn't actually mean sarcasm, though it sounded like a 0:10:53.440 --> 0:10:53.839 fun night. 0:10:53.880 --> 0:10:56.480 We're wondering to get your perspective on how the whole 0:10:56.480 --> 0:10:57.040 evening went. 0:10:59.240 --> 0:11:04.520 The fine, mostly fine, mostly fine, okay, okay, like mostly fine. 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:06.280 Like I'm planning on calling him back. 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:08.760 I mean, I don't know, I just I'm mostly like. 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:10.719 This is kind of strange to be like blasting out 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:11.760 on the radio, you know what I mean? 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:16.520 Yeah, and all we're really looking for is to help 0:11:16.559 --> 0:11:19.200 out Lawrence because he is a little bit confused. 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:25.040 Okay, well, I mean, look, most of the date was positive. 0:11:25.120 --> 0:11:28.760 He's a fun guy, he's cute, good okay, but I 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:32.320 mean I'm surprised that he doesn't know, Like I mean, 0:11:32.360 --> 0:11:34.640 I think there was a point where we kind of 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:38.120 at least I definitely couldn't and I thought he probably 0:11:38.200 --> 0:11:39.800 also felt we could not come back from. 0:11:40.240 --> 0:11:40.680 Oh oh. 0:11:42.880 --> 0:11:45.880 Yeah, you can't come back from Could you tell us 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:46.840 more about that? 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:48.400 It's pretty bad? 0:11:52.559 --> 0:11:53.280 Yeah? 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:56.880 All right, Well we went out to you know whatever, 0:11:56.920 --> 0:11:59.120 We're out for the whole night, and he walks me 0:11:59.360 --> 0:12:00.280 to my car. 0:12:00.480 --> 0:12:02.840 Okay, this is the very very end of the evening. 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:04.760 It's the very end of the evening, and I like 0:12:04.800 --> 0:12:07.240 things had gone well. We were certainly flirty and. 0:12:07.559 --> 0:12:09.400 At that point where you're like hoping for a kiss 0:12:09.559 --> 0:12:10.240 or like. 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:12.440 How well, that's the vibe I was getting for sure. 0:12:13.000 --> 0:12:15.240 And then we get to my car and he just 0:12:15.320 --> 0:12:18.200 kind of stands there and I'm like, okay, I'll make 0:12:18.200 --> 0:12:21.959 the first move. I lean in to kiss him, and 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:25.200 he was very like what I thought was polite, like 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:28.160 just like being very gentle and he's just kind of 0:12:28.200 --> 0:12:31.120 like not really doing too much with the kissing, and 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:33.400 then it's kind of just like not much. 0:12:33.280 --> 0:12:34.000 As happy at all. 0:12:34.600 --> 0:12:37.239 And then my eyes well, yeah. 0:12:37.240 --> 0:12:39.120 You could say that, because when I opened my eyes, 0:12:39.240 --> 0:12:43.079 I realized that he's sleeping. He has fallen asleep. 0:12:43.120 --> 0:12:44.760 Oh wait, standing up. 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:48.120 I mean he was kind of leaning against my cars. 0:12:47.800 --> 0:12:49.200 But he was out. 0:12:49.400 --> 0:12:56.120 He fell asleep mid kiss. 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:59.240 Focused a lot. When did he wake up? 0:12:59.640 --> 0:13:02.760 When I was like, dude, are you asleep? And then 0:13:02.800 --> 0:13:04.360 he just kind of like opened his eyes and laughed 0:13:04.360 --> 0:13:06.160 a little bit and was like, okay, see ya. 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:12.880 Oh god, yeah, this is a little awkward. But are 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:13.400 we kidding? 0:13:13.520 --> 0:13:17.440 Okay, yeah, wait is that him? 0:13:17.559 --> 0:13:17.719 Yes? 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:18.120 Sorry. 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:21.080 The way the segment works is we have the other 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:23.600 person waiting on hold on the other line to talk 0:13:23.640 --> 0:13:25.720 to you, and normally we call them in. 0:13:25.760 --> 0:13:29.520 But you had to say something, Lawrence, Are. 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:31.480 You joking me right now? He's been listening this whole time. 0:13:31.559 --> 0:13:33.760 He needed to hear it. He really did. 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:36.760 He doesn't even remember kissing you, Lawrence. You didn't bring 0:13:36.840 --> 0:13:38.880 up anything about a first kiss when we talked to. 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:41.920 You because I thought it was a super long hug. 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:45.040 I don't know, Oh. 0:13:44.600 --> 0:13:47.679 My god, This is exactly This is exactly what I'm 0:13:47.679 --> 0:13:49.240 talking about. This is humiliating. 0:13:50.679 --> 0:13:54.400 It's embarrassing to him. Not to you, it's actually impressive. Yeah, Laurence, 0:13:54.480 --> 0:13:55.760 you've got to explain to her. 0:13:56.400 --> 0:13:58.360 Oh oh, here's what you don't know. 0:13:58.640 --> 0:14:02.240 Okay, Oh God to a batchelor party the night before 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:06.280 in Vegas, and then when I got back finally, I 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:09.000 was up until like four in the morning editing my 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:10.520 fantasy baseball. 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:12.000 Yeah. 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:15.280 I didn't really get a lot of rest the night before, 0:14:15.360 --> 0:14:16.480 but I just. 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:19.400 Thought you were so cute and funny and I just 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:20.480 wanted to power through. 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:25.200 I really liked you, and I'm sorry, and okay, okay, 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:26.200 it wasn't my best. 0:14:26.360 --> 0:14:29.880 All right, that was a lot. 0:14:30.360 --> 0:14:32.360 I was expecting you to say that much. But April, 0:14:32.600 --> 0:14:34.760 do you hear what he's saying. He was exhausted from 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:35.640 a long trip before. 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:39.000 Yeah, I mean, I'm hearing him. It sounds like he's 0:14:39.080 --> 0:14:43.840 super responsible. I mean fantasy baseball priorities. No, I get it. 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:45.280 Well, he showed up. 0:14:45.520 --> 0:14:49.200 Yeah, it was so important for him to meet you that, 0:14:49.400 --> 0:14:51.880 despite how tired he was, he was willing to do 0:14:51.920 --> 0:14:52.480 this anyway. 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:54.320 That's a good angle, know, if we can spin it 0:14:54.360 --> 0:14:56.280 that way. I mean I think more is that he 0:14:56.320 --> 0:14:59.480 made a mistake and he would love a redo, right 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:01.000 because he he screwed it up. 0:15:01.400 --> 0:15:03.560 Well, I didn't kiss there better than I thought, so 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:04.440 I didn't really screw that. 0:15:04.800 --> 0:15:07.480 Yeah, I mean ninety percent of the date was awesome. 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:09.400 You don't remember the kiss. 0:15:09.520 --> 0:15:11.560 You definitely don't get to count it. And no, you're 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:14.240 not getting like points for that at all. 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:16.560 She said you were a bad kisser, dude, because you're 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:18.520 basically like kissing a dead person. 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:22.080 Well, she was the one who initiated the kiss. 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:24.360 I was a dead person. 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:28.520 But the next time I will be fully a lot. 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:32.640 I mean, he did have pretty nice lips. 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:36.600 But still, you did stick around for a very long 0:15:36.640 --> 0:15:39.360 time with a very tired man. Just imagine how great 0:15:39.400 --> 0:15:42.320 he's gonna be when he's fully rested at one hundred percent, right, 0:15:42.400 --> 0:15:42.920 be a bowling. 0:15:43.000 --> 0:15:44.480 I actually, Jeff on that. 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:46.520 I mean, like you wanted that kiss at the end 0:15:46.600 --> 0:15:48.920 of the night. I mean, sure it was the death 0:15:48.960 --> 0:15:51.640 of the date, but if you could redo it, it may 0:15:51.720 --> 0:15:52.280 be great. 0:15:52.720 --> 0:15:54.520 I bet on the next date he'll even let you 0:15:54.640 --> 0:15:57.040 change his fantasy baseball lineup for him. 0:15:57.080 --> 0:15:59.840 No, that is not cool. 0:15:59.280 --> 0:16:05.400 Well, Okay, you know, okay, maybe that's date three material, 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:08.040 but we are interested in date number two, April. 0:16:08.200 --> 0:16:09.080 He's not lying. 0:16:09.440 --> 0:16:11.200 We really want you to go out with him again, 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:12.760 and we'll pay for it if you say yes. 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:16.480 I mean, can you promise that you're gonna get a 0:16:16.480 --> 0:16:19.360 full night's sleep? And like, never ever tell anybody besides 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:21.400 everybody that's listening to the show that you fell asleep 0:16:21.440 --> 0:16:22.320 during our first kiss. 0:16:23.800 --> 0:16:24.800 Would be a great story. 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:27.680 I will not do that again. 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:28.400 All right. 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:31.920 The promise is there, April, all right, but I'm not 0:16:31.960 --> 0:16:34.680 paying for a single thing, not one single thing. 0:16:34.880 --> 0:16:38.160 Okay, you're like all the women that we have on 0:16:38.200 --> 0:16:42.240