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Speaker 1: Let me see if I have the quote from Jason

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Speaker 1: Kelsey about the roast. I think it was exactly something

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Speaker 1: that one of us I or somebody else said about it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: here it is. So this is Travis and Jason Kelsey

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Speaker 1: talking about Tom Brady's roast. This is I feel the

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Speaker 1: exact same way about this. By the way, I don't

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Speaker 1: know why he did that. I don't know why he

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Speaker 2: Would you subject yourself to a roast Tom Brady style?

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Speaker 1: Of course, that was unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: First off, I commend everybody because nobody seemed to get

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Speaker 2: like their feelings hurt.

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Speaker 1: I just do not get the roasts.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand why people do them.

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Speaker 1: Because it's comedy is good.

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Speaker 2: It was star studded.

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Speaker 1: Chelza killed it. Jeff Ross rocks it every time.

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Speaker 2: The best part about it was how many just iconic

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Speaker 2: NFL and celebrities just of immense stature that were there,

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Speaker 2: not to mention, just the entire Patriots dynasty showed up

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Speaker 2: for Tom.

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Speaker 1: That was so cool man.

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Speaker 2: That being said, I really don't get it. I don't

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Speaker 2: get why people do roast.

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Speaker 1: I don't get why the.

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Speaker 2: Thing hah, my family's runs.

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Speaker 1: It's so funny. Exactly, No, that's exactly what I thought.

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Speaker 1: I mean, they're just ripping on this guy. They're ripping

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Speaker 1: on his kids, they're ripping on his parenting, they're ripping

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Speaker 1: on his ex wife. All the girls'd he's dated, and

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Speaker 1: I'm just going, why you're Tom Brady bro, Like you

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Speaker 1: don't have to subject yourself to that.

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Speaker 3: But he also got celebrated so much, Like even the

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Speaker 3: intro was like about how dope he was, Like I

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Speaker 3: was fired up and I'm not a Patriots or tom girl.

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Speaker 3: And then like to see all the people that came

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Speaker 3: out for just you, I would be so honored.

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Speaker 1: He came out to be on TV, they came out

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Speaker 1: for the publicity. I mean it's he packed a room

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Speaker 4: It's also like there's been so many ROAs in the past,

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Speaker 4: but like you have to have like a stature to

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Speaker 4: be wrote, you know what.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying, Like Justin bieber One was good.

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Speaker 4: He's all just like some like Rob Low, Like.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you think Tom Brady doesn't know that? Do you

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Speaker 1: think he needs to have an event where they tell

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Speaker 1: him how much he sucks? Haha? In order for him

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Speaker 1: to feel like he's famous. I mean, he's the goat,

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Speaker 1: there's no doubt about it.

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Speaker 4: But it's it's it's all jokes people have said for years,

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Speaker 4: so it's nothing new, like it's you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: It's just it's a good time, it's hilarious, and they

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Speaker 4: all they all tell him how great he is at

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Speaker 1: Anyway, Yeah, I don't know. I don't think. I don't

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Speaker 1: think that guy wakes up with any down about how

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Speaker 1: great he was as an NFL player. And I'm sure

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Speaker 1: that translates into his personal life. I'm sure he believes

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Speaker 1: he's great at everything, but could you not that just.

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Speaker 4: Means you're a good sport about it, Like if you

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Speaker 4: get mad at a roast, if someone's roasting you, then

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Speaker 4: you're not the right person.

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Speaker 5: They're trying to show another side of him, like he

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Speaker 5: has a sense of humor, a personality, especially now he's

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Speaker 5: going to go into broadcasting, so it's like he can

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Speaker 5: take a joke everybody.

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Speaker 1: He's just like us. He's cool, but really he's the ghost.

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Speaker 1: But it's not even it's not even whether he can

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Speaker 1: take it. Like I mean, I realized that Giselle signed

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Speaker 1: up for some of this too, but I guess they

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Speaker 1: didn't talk about stuff like that, and then basically, you know,

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Speaker 1: the roast of tom Brady became the roast of everybody

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Speaker 1: to wonder, like, why why put yourself up to that

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Speaker 1: I guess I just wonder, like why, I mean that

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Speaker 3: It's like an honor, though I don't know not everyone

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Speaker 1: I feel like it's cool, all right, we'll have the

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Speaker 1: roast of kailin tomorrow morning. Around that's every day around here, ye,

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Speaker 1: a roast of Kaylen. I actually will not be participating,

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Speaker 1: but well, but it's an honor, So why I'm not

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Speaker 1: roasting Kaylen? Absolutely not. I don't want to be in prison.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to die. I don't I don't want

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Speaker 1: a blow dart to the head from across the room.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I would like it. I mean, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'd be more scared to roast you than you roast me.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I also get roasted around here all

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Speaker 1: the time. I mean, I don't get mad about it.

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Speaker 1: I don't really care. I just I'm not going to

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Speaker 1: my kids that I don't have, and all my girlfriends

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Speaker 1: and whatever else, because that's that's them. You want to

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Speaker 1: tell jokes about me, you know, making balls less inflated

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Speaker 1: than that's fine.

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Speaker 4: Think it's harder to be a roaster than to be

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Speaker 4: the roasty because some of them jokes don't land. Some

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Speaker 4: of them like some of them just crickets. No one's responding,

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Speaker 4: or they're getting booed, or like there's just so mean

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Speaker 4: like you have. There's a certain way to roast someone

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Speaker 4: as well without being a jerk.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, KI, would you sign up for

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Speaker 1: to get roasted? Yeah? Not now?

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Speaker 5: Maybe later in life. Now am I star swinging? Like

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Speaker 5: after six jokes, I'm gonna be like, all right, now,

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Speaker 5: let's say ask from time because I don't appreciate the jokes,

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Speaker 5: so I'm too sensitive probably right now, but I can

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Speaker 5: see if I'm Tom Brady and then like I really

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Speaker 5: am thego and I am rich and I have everything

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Speaker 5: that I want in life.

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Speaker 1: Roast me, like, let's do it right. Maybe there's nothing

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Speaker 1: to like. Yeah, he's like, whatever, you can't hurt me.

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Speaker 4: Paulinus at the Constitution, by the way, in the text.

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Speaker 1: Tell Fred it's called being human all capital letters.

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Speaker 4: What Fred, it's called being human humans human.

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Speaker 1: Roaster for fun. I don't know if Gazelle was laughing,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know that Gazelle. Why are we telling

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Speaker 1: jokes about Joe ry instructure? That's hilarious.

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Speaker 4: I was going to tell you to tell all the

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Speaker 4: jokes about my ex wife.

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Speaker 1: But that's my point. It's why he was with.

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Speaker 3: Her all day when she was married and now she's

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Speaker 3: banging it because it's stuff he can't say.

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Speaker 1: He can't say any of that stuff, so let someone

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Speaker 1: else say it for you, Okay, So that it's mean spirited,

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Speaker 1: then I mean it's it's a rose like. I don't

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Speaker 1: I don't think he needed to do it. I don't

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Speaker 1: think you would never do you would never subject yourself

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Speaker 1: Like I don't care. I just he doesn't need it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Plus again, if the joke's gonna be

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Speaker 1: or like how I'm a bad parents or whatever, No,

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Speaker 1: I guess I don't really need everyone to be reminded

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Speaker 4: It's comedy, Like this is the one space where you

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Speaker 4: should be able to say anything and it's just me

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Speaker 4: funny and not be offense.

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Speaker 1: But you're making it sound like this has to happen,

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Speaker 1: Like it doesn't have to happen. You don't have to

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Speaker 1: do this. It's about money. Everyone's saying it's about money.

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Speaker 1: And the people who were roasting him they went to

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Speaker 1: the roast because and they wrote routines because then they

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Speaker 1: get talked about, right, So it's not that they necessarily

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Speaker 1: adore Tom Brady or think he's the greatest thing ever.

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Speaker 1: It's that they know that if they are funny, then

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Speaker 1: they're going to be talked about for a week. But

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Speaker 1: it's a publicity of an event for them.

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Speaker 4: It's all jokes that me and you and everyone else

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Speaker 4: has said about Tom Brady for gap probuately, it's just

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Speaker 4: like he's human, he could accept these jokes too. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: but it's like I said, it's it's you have to

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Speaker 4: be someone of stature. Like there's been so many roasted.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, why are you roasting whatever?

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Speaker 1: Who? What? Like, it's not funny, They're not relevant. Tom

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Speaker 1: Brady's still relevant. Not friends saying he wouldn't get mad

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Speaker 1: if he got roasted. Well, I'm also not going to

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Speaker 1: sign up for it for the same reason, Kiki, as

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Speaker 1: I can accept my own weakness, I don't. I don't.

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Speaker 1: I'm good. Yeah, trust me, no one roast himself more

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Speaker 1: than me. Privately, in my own head, I roast myself

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Speaker 1: the worst, worse than any if you can, every day

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Speaker 1: within myself. So no, I've already told the joke to myself,

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Speaker 1: right and even at the end, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I didn't watch the roast, But normally they like Tom

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Speaker 4: Brady will get to speak and the roast back. You

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Speaker 4: know what I'm saying, I would correct people on their

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Speaker 4: jokes and be like that was I would have made

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Speaker 4: this funnier, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: I think he's too famous for it. But I can

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Speaker 1: see right right, Rob Low does it because no one's

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Speaker 1: talking about Rob Low, you know, so so go Rose

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Speaker 1: rob Low. I mean nothing wrong with the guy. Nobody

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Speaker 1: watch it, well, that's what I mean. But like that,

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Speaker 1: he's that's why he did it for his own publicity,

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Speaker 1: like Tom Brady. Aybody knows about Tom Brady. So I

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Speaker 1: don't know how many times can we say the goat

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Speaker 1: in ninety seconds? A lot of times, apparently,