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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame. Doctor. This is Evan. Hey, Evan,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing. My name is Pete Eakins, and

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Speaker 1: I have an appointment coming up next week and I

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Speaker 1: just wanted to call and touch base with you guys

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Speaker 1: a little bit about something. Oh, okay, okay, what do

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Speaker 1: you need to know? Well, it's I don't think when

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Speaker 1: I made the appointment, I described exactly what I was

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Speaker 1: looking for, so I just wanted to make sure you

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Speaker 1: guys were ready. I've never been to a plastic surgery

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Speaker 1: office before, so I didn't even know like what I

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Speaker 1: should be prepared for. But I also think that you

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Speaker 1: guys should be prepared for my visit as well. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's perfectly normal that we get that all the time,

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Speaker 1: and we're very understanding, no problem. So what was the

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Speaker 1: main thing that you wanted to see doctor before? Long

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Speaker 1: story short? Okay, Um, my nanna passed recently. Your nana. Oh,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. That's all right. Nanakins passed and it's fine.

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Speaker 1: You know, she was older and we all saw it coming.

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Speaker 1: She was fine, made peace with her maker before before

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Speaker 1: kicking the old bucket. But she did pass on to

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Speaker 1: the other side. So Nannikins is no longer with us,

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Speaker 1: and I wanted to get everything ready for her funeral. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so that's why I wanted to come in. So the

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Speaker 1: passing of your Nana, Nana Nanakins. I'm just not sure,

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Speaker 1: and no offense. Why any plastic surge's officer would have

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Speaker 1: anything to do with your your Nanakins. Oh well, I

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Speaker 1: wanted to look her best. I'm sorry, yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: I want her to look her best, and it's frank frankly,

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Speaker 1: she doesn't look the greatest right now. Also, like I said,

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Speaker 1: she was one hundred and five years old, so skin's

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Speaker 1: kind of wrinkly and all that. You know, I want

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Speaker 1: her to look twenty two again. Put her in the ground,

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Speaker 1: that's all. No, sir, we don't okay, So that's I'm

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Speaker 1: so sorry again, But that's not we don't do that.

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Speaker 1: We do just for people that are like you know,

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Speaker 1: I just you know, it's it's not too much. And

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Speaker 1: the good thing is, you know, if you do rhino plastic,

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Speaker 1: you want to give her a new nose, some higher

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Speaker 1: cheek bones. Really, you could do anything. You don't even

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Speaker 1: have to put her under saves money on insurance, right, No,

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Speaker 1: and thediologists, none of that stuff. She's not gonna wake up,

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Speaker 1: So I would like to see her with um sort

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Speaker 1: of a scarlet Joe Hansen nose and a Kim Kardashian bottom. Sir,

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Speaker 1: you realize you're you're asking a plastic surge in the

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Speaker 1: office to give your grandma who's deceased blood implants, yes,

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Speaker 1: and a new nose and higher cheekbones. And maybe there's

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Speaker 1: there's nothing we can do. There's nothing we can do, okay.

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Speaker 1: So so what you're saying is that when I bring

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Speaker 1: her in there for her appointment, you cannot bring not

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Speaker 1: bring your disease grandmother in here. Okay, okay. D When

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Speaker 1: I come in, I see where you're going with this.

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Speaker 1: I'm picking up what you're putting down. When I come

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Speaker 1: in to visit doctor for my free plastic surgery consultation

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Speaker 1: for me only for me, and I happen to bring

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Speaker 1: my grandma with me because we go everywhere together. Should

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Speaker 1: I bring a Deffel bag full of extra cash so

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Speaker 1: we can get it done. It doesn't matter how much

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Speaker 1: money you bring in. You're not bribing us to put

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Speaker 1: button plants and your dead grandma. You know what I'm

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Speaker 1: actually right downstairs. I'm just gonna come up the elevator

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Speaker 1: right now and then no, no, sir, sir, you need

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Speaker 1: to stop right there. That is completely against health codes.

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Speaker 1: We could get in very serious trouble, and sir, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna have to call the police. So I think what

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Speaker 1: you're saying is there's no way you're going to give

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Speaker 1: my nana booty. Yeah, there's no way we're giving Nana

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Speaker 1: a booty and I'm calling a police. Okay, well, I'll

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Speaker 1: let you know it's a prank phone call. Then right now,

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Speaker 1: how about that? Pardon me, This is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you and

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Speaker 1: your co worker Jeans set you up. Oh, Mike. He

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Speaker 1: said that you guys get all kinds of weird phone calls,

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Speaker 1: and I thought ye had. Nothing would be weirder than

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Speaker 1: trying to get nanas Nana a new booty before she's buried.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubil phone pranks, we'd say,

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties,