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Speaker 2: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 3: We wanna welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine? Mal porn? Do you

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Speaker 1: need to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you

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Speaker 4: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 4: to ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: This is Karen Kilgara.

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Speaker 4: We almost got taken out by a FedEx man who's late.

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Speaker 3: The second I was like, how about a little bit

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Speaker 1: The FedEx guy?

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Speaker 4: That was a perfect If they were ever going to

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Speaker 4: update the driver's ad video, that would have been the scenario.

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Speaker 4: That's the new red bouncing ball.

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Speaker 1: I'm the bad one. How are you my friend?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? We have the clubs and colleges across the starting

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Speaker 4: to put your ears together for Martha Kelly? Ah, Hi,

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Speaker 4: Do you like how I almost just didn't introduce you.

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Speaker 2: I thought maybe you guys were going to do a

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, a lot of podcasts do that, even Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I hate when people do it, and I hate the

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Speaker 3: I wish terrible things on them, like you're just put

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Speaker 1: It's the height of inhumanity.

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Speaker 2: Man's inhumanity to man.

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Speaker 4: And sometimes it lasts like a half hour.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm only kidding about hating the people who do it,

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Speaker 2: But it is funny that that is a weird thing

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and they always warn you we're going to talk

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Speaker 3: We're gonna get some business out of the way. Uh

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Speaker 3: here on, do you need a ride promo code?

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Speaker 4: And then I try, well, aren't they going to wonder

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Speaker 4: who's the third laugher for the first twenty minutes? Like right?

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Speaker 3: Because I will always laugh if I'm there, but I'm

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Speaker 1: I'll still laugh at their jokes.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, if you tell me not to laugh, I

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Speaker 1: He'd become Joaquin Phoenix is the joker, a screaming loud laugh,

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Speaker 2: The sweet fellow who passed whose name escapes me, Keith

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Speaker 4: So many Australian depths that make me.

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Speaker 4: Michael Hutchins from in excess.

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Speaker 3: We must be more like Maurice in our day to

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Speaker 4: Just a great selection of hair, those gibs.

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Speaker 2: Blaming it All on the nights on Broadway? Do you

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Speaker 2: Blaming it All on the nights on Broadway, singing that.

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Speaker 3: Sweet song like they do it much higher, But I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, would you like to make a country album?

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Speaker 3: Hey, there's a lot of wiggle room in there.

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Speaker 2: I actually love Shaboozi and I love Beyonce's country album.

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Speaker 4: I don't think i've heard it.

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Speaker 4: I've heard. Yeah, that one song, but that's a whole album.

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Speaker 4: I haven't sat down and listened to the album, which

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Speaker 1: Time since seventy three.

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Speaker 4: Listen to a whole album. Yes, had a listening party,

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Speaker 1: Was it for Pink Floyd's The Wall Right?

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Speaker 2: The Dark Side of the Moon is the one that fits. Yep,

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Speaker 2: But I did that at a theater in Austin. They

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Speaker 2: That was kind of cool, but it wasn't the way

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Speaker 2: my stoner friends described it. My friends who did acid.

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Speaker 2: I was always too scared to do acid. But people

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Speaker 4: Man, Yeah, you can do that with anything. I remember

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Speaker 4: Oh? Boy? I mean when you have your own basement

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Speaker 1: No, oh, you just had a bunch of oranges.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it squeezed them into my eye.

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Speaker 1: Was it cold as hell in that basement in Montana?

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Speaker 4: Yes? Always. I had a heated waterbed and it was

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Speaker 4: I would warm my body and the waterbed had half

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Speaker 4: So my back has a perfect waterbed back. I'm not

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Speaker 4: I think because my cat had come in and make

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Speaker 2: Yes, that's a that is CPS calling time it is.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he slept in a wet water for three years.

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Speaker 1: Now it's time for him to go down. Do you

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Speaker 1: ever go to Arawan, either of you?

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Speaker 2: For collagen smoothies, for any looks, any kind of recent

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Speaker 2: Last week is the first time I went there, and

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Speaker 1: Are you really? Yeah? What did you like about it?

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Speaker 2: I get a smoothie that has strawberry banana, blueberry, spinach,

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Speaker 1: It's so good.

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Speaker 4: That does sound good?

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Speaker 2: And then they have a bunch of wacky salads that

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Speaker 4: cardboard box of cottage cheese, it's gonna cost you thirty

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Speaker 4: it's a perfect You have to think what's the best

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Speaker 4: high dollar item that's lightweight? Yeah, and you pack it

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Speaker 4: weigh food option of buying, like salad fixings, it's shapered

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Speaker 4: than buying the actual salad. Like I just dam a

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Speaker 4: got five dollars lettuce. It would have been seven.

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Speaker 1: Well that's not a wacky salad at all.

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Speaker 4: No, it's far from whacky and not even what I wanted.

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Speaker 4: I just go based on lightweight, and I never get

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Speaker 1: I always getting nervous around salad bar.

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Speaker 4: It's funny that that's what because it just reminds me

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Speaker 4: of sizzler salad bars.

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Speaker 1: I love Sizzler salad bar.

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Speaker 4: You know what you could decide on. Sorry, I was strouty.

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Speaker 3: Then is the transcript of your life. I don't want

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's like they have all this organic health

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Speaker 4: Yeah, people take it really personally. If you don't have

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Speaker 4: I just too many times go wow, nice store, I'll

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Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, you have really fresh produce. That's

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Speaker 2: It is crazy expensive. But if I could, if I

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Speaker 1: For every meal. What else do you like there?

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Speaker 2: They have a salad that I don't love, quinwan garbonzo beans.

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Speaker 2: It is wacky and there's but they also in that

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Speaker 2: And then they have a Brussels sprouts and kale caesar

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Speaker 4: Oh I want that now.

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Speaker 1: It's so really good. If you're doing no sugar, then

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Speaker 3: I mean that's your very Airwan diet person now, kind

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's the first moment of excitement I've had

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Speaker 2: I was having fri Dos and chocolate and peanut butter

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Speaker 1: And it also sounds really good. It is really good.

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Speaker 2: one else did.

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Speaker 1: But it's better for attention. Get it up there.

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Speaker 4: It gives me a chance to do my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

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Speaker 1: Claws off of high saturated fat foods.

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Speaker 4: Look at those cute goth kids, they're the gotheist.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I love a goth with curly hair. I could

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Speaker 1: You could still do it.

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Speaker 2: Join my women divorces whose last kid just left for

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Speaker 4: Did you guys see? I'm not here to talk about

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Speaker 4: You'll love it. You'll love it. I loved it and

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Speaker 4: Okay, good, even though I didn't mention any of the

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Speaker 2: I just love it because I'm picturing you saying, legalize it.

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Speaker 4: It is right up my alley. I watched it in

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Speaker 4: But if my whole song was about being a fair

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Speaker 1: That's how you do it, that's how you do it.

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Speaker 4: That's how you do it. That was the name of

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Speaker 1: That's how you do it.

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Speaker 4: That's how you do.

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Speaker 4: It was I think we were quoting one of Ryan

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Speaker 1: I'll tell Okay.

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Speaker 4: We're gonna ba So what is your version of the

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Speaker 2: So we were we were playing pool, and I think

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Speaker 3: How you did it.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 2: So we named the show that, and no one else

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Speaker 4: Shit. That's so funny, very funny, because in my mind

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Speaker 2: Maybe I don't, I know, I like version, and I

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Speaker 4: It's my favorite impression. Do something terrible and then go yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: across the floor. Oh, we had so much fun.

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Speaker 1: That was really fun.

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Speaker 2: I saw Leon from Leon and Andy from Austin last night.

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Speaker 2: First time I went to a comedy show just to

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Speaker 2: I've gone to a social thing in two and a

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Speaker 4: So no, I where did you go?

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00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:29,200
Speaker 1: Akbar?

446
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:30,240
Speaker 2: Oh?

447
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:30,880
Speaker 1: How was it?

448
00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 4: Well?

449
00:24:32,119 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 2: I only hung out before this show and then didn't

450
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 2: go into the room with the comedy show and Irish Goodbye,

451
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:44,440
Speaker 2: a combination of an hour being about my limit of

452
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,640
Speaker 2: being able to not run for the.

453
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 1: Exits of social anxiety. Yeah yet.

454
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:54,320
Speaker 2: And I haven't done stand up in two and a

455
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:57,240
Speaker 2: half years, so it's like, I'm a little afraid it

456
00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:02,159
Speaker 2: would make me wistful. But me and my friend, oh,

457
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:03,119
Speaker 2: that's kind of cute.

458
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,760
Speaker 1: I was going to get to the kids.

459
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:10,120
Speaker 4: Fireman that's our one of our favorite professions in this car, get.

460
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 1: To work at lazy Bastards.

461
00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, my cousin Stephen was a fireman, and it was

462
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:18,600
Speaker 2: Stephen like hot guy.

463
00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:21,600
Speaker 1: Shouldn't say it first, cousin, but let's be real, do

464
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:22,360
Speaker 1: you want to play.

465
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:24,439
Speaker 4: Well, he's a.

466
00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:30,399
Speaker 2: Hot guy and uh dueling Banjos, Me and my cousin,

467
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 2: my hot cousin, but also my friend Vic from my

468
00:25:36,800 --> 00:25:41,680
Speaker 2: old group of sober people, was a retired fireman. He's

469
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,920
Speaker 2: one of He's in his mid to late sixties. One

470
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,240
Speaker 2: of the most attractive men I've ever met my whole life. Wow,

471
00:25:49,320 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 2: because fire there's something about fireman.

472
00:25:51,760 --> 00:25:53,600
Speaker 1: It's the mustache. Yeah.

473
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,159
Speaker 4: Well, my my brother in law was actually in a

474
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:57,560
Speaker 4: hot fireman calendar.

475
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 2: That's pretty You gotta be pretty hot to be in

476
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 2: the top tier of fireman, you really do.

477
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:09,120
Speaker 4: He made Yeah, it was cute. Remember ever seeing it.

478
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 4: Maybe it was too explicit.

479
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 1: I had a fireman dad, So all this is disgusting.

480
00:26:15,880 --> 00:26:21,480
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, you're just putting your We've just been talking

481
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:24,000
Speaker 4: about your dad being hot this whole time in your ears.

482
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:29,320
Speaker 1: It just is not hot to me. I'm so sorry.

483
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:32,800
Speaker 4: Glistening abs, Well, but they January.

484
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 3: Here's the like when they stand around when it's like

485
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 3: the younger guys. My sister and I, this would happen

486
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:41,159
Speaker 3: all the time. If we went into the city, we

487
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 3: got to park our car. My dad's firehouse was in Chinatown,

488
00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,280
Speaker 3: so we could go park in their driveway and then.

489
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:47,919
Speaker 1: Go do stuff.

490
00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 3: And what if there were a fire no, No, there's goodway.

491
00:26:53,359 --> 00:26:54,240
Speaker 1: It's all one thing.

492
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 3: It's like the trucks go in first and then everybody's hondas,

493
00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,640
Speaker 3: so just a driveway on the side. And the guys

494
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:03,800
Speaker 3: that would come out and help every one of them

495
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 3: was more devastating the last. It's the weirdest, like it

496
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:09,679
Speaker 3: is an energy of I'm going to help you no

497
00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 3: matter what. Yeah, and don't worry about it because I

498
00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 3: got it. Yeah, I think.

499
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:14,640
Speaker 1: Yes.

500
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,560
Speaker 2: When when I moved into the house in Lamita, Vic

501
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 2: came over with some other friends from the group that

502
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:24,560
Speaker 2: day and he hooked up he with another guy, hung

503
00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 2: my TV on the wall unasked for and hooked up

504
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 2: my cable.

505
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 1: And lit my water heater. Love that man, Yeah, I was.

506
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 1: And I felt like if I could just have borrow

507
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 1: somewhat because he's married, if I could just borrow a

508
00:27:42,320 --> 00:27:44,320
Speaker 1: handsome husband for things like.

509
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 3: This, you just start be pretty happy. Poor Man's copyright Martha.

510
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 3: That's the ten million dollar idea handsome husband borrowing hands Yes,

511
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:57,399
Speaker 3: handsome husband's to come over and like do shit that

512
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 3: because you don't want to get on a ladder and shit.

513
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you're afraid of every type physical and emotional intimacy.

514
00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,200
Speaker 1: So it's just like, what God this, I bet it

515
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:08,520
Speaker 1: would be.

516
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:12,520
Speaker 3: Nice because also it would be like a registry so

517
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,439
Speaker 3: that they are not you don't have to worry that

518
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 3: a strange man's in your house with a wrench. Yes,

519
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,879
Speaker 3: so it's almost like safety, but you're kind of instead

520
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 3: of underlining or like no, it's just hot husbands were

521
00:28:23,119 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 3: just objectifying.

522
00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:28,359
Speaker 2: Just hot husbands coming over making you feel like maybe

523
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:30,679
Speaker 2: I would have liked being married, but you don't have

524
00:28:30,760 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 2: to find out any of the bad parts, right right.

525
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, that reminds me. When Sampancake was on, he said

526
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 4: he had like a tender date or a grinder date

527
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 4: that came over and then he had him fix his printer.

528
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:48,720
Speaker 4: So I laughed about that for a long time.

529
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:49,719
Speaker 1: It's so funny.

530
00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to be a fireman that comes over

531
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,360
Speaker 4: and puts your cat in a.

532
00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:59,680
Speaker 1: Tree, because cats, they do, they do.

533
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:08,160
Speaker 2: And and this is another Fairbanks break coincidence, Fairbanks special

534
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:13,920
Speaker 2: our whole friendship. There would be weird coincidences between me

535
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 2: and you, Chris. And one of my favorite books as

536
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 2: a kid was called Throw a Kiss, Harry, and it's

537
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:23,280
Speaker 2: about a kitten who gets stuck in a tree.

538
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:27,040
Speaker 1: A fireman rescues him. The cat mom.

539
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 2: Encourages Harry to either kiss the fireman or blow a

540
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 2: kiss to say thank you because Harry also, Harry is

541
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,600
Speaker 2: in love with the fireman who rescued him, but he's

542
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,160
Speaker 2: too shy. And then as the fireman drives away on

543
00:29:41,200 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 2: the last page, Harry does blow a kiss.

544
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 1: And I just.

545
00:29:44,960 --> 00:29:48,520
Speaker 2: Found the book on Amazon after years of wanting to

546
00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 2: find it again.

547
00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 1: It's out of print, and you did it. I did.

548
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 2: I haven't bought it yet, but isn't that an amazing

549
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:56,440
Speaker 2: story for a podcast?

550
00:29:57,200 --> 00:29:58,320
Speaker 1: I built it up too much?

551
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 4: I liked it. Were you do you know about my

552
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 4: sister finding my out of print childhood favorite book?

553
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 1: No I don't.

554
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,640
Speaker 4: I thought that's why because you were justcuse you.

555
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,320
Speaker 1: Mentioned kittens and trees environments.

556
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:16,880
Speaker 4: There was a book called The Hat, uh, And it's

557
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 4: just a magic hat that lands on a homeless veteran's

558
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 4: head and all these things start happening. A baby carriage

559
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,880
Speaker 4: is on fire because some flirtatious man ashes his cigar

560
00:30:28,960 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 4: into it and it catches on fire and goes down

561
00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 4: these stairs. Oh yeah, it's dramatic stuff. And the hat

562
00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 4: flies off his head and scoops up water and pours

563
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:42,320
Speaker 4: it onto the carriage, and the guy gets an award.

564
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 4: And then these these criminals are in a cabin and

565
00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,880
Speaker 4: there's a standoff with these police, and the hat lands

566
00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 4: on the chimney and smokes out the cabin and they

567
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 4: get arrested and he gets like he becomes this man

568
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 4: about town that becomes fancy and then gets married and

569
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 4: he's had a fancy car. And the hat blows off

570
00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 4: to change someone else's life. And in the illustration you

571
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 4: can see someone in the water is like drowning, and

572
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 4: the hat is in my mind, it was going to

573
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 4: go change that man's life. And it was just this

574
00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:20,800
Speaker 4: magic hat that the man had one foot too, And

575
00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:24,240
Speaker 4: the first thing he got was a shiny gold wheel

576
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,800
Speaker 4: for his foot, so it was like scooting around town

577
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 4: in his new top hat. It was a gritty French

578
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:37,880
Speaker 4: child's book, child's book, and I loved it so much.

579
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:39,480
Speaker 4: They had to buy two of them. Because I was

580
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 4: young enough to where I would eat the book, you

581
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 4: know how kids be eating books. I would chew the

582
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 4: binder then, and my sister found one, yeah and ordered

583
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 4: it for me. It was very thoughtful gift.

584
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 1: Very sweet. Yeah, nice, I thought you were going to

585
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:55,560
Speaker 1: say that.

586
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 2: In the background, the guy drowning and you find out

587
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,360
Speaker 2: the hat is drowning the man, Ye find out he's

588
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,560
Speaker 2: evil at them.

589
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 4: Under It really took a turn for the worst that's had. No,

590
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 4: it doesn't tell you. It's almost like it to be continued,

591
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 4: but you have to be interested enough in the drawing

592
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,000
Speaker 4: to find the little guy. It's very small.

593
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: That's really cool.

594
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:18,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was a cool book.

595
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: That sounds like a great book.

596
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,800
Speaker 4: Yeah. I want to buy the rights to it and

597
00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 4: make it a animated film.

598
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 1: They already did it. It's called Harry Potter.

599
00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:29,960
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm the Secret of the Top Hat.

600
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 1: Sorry.

601
00:32:30,840 --> 00:32:33,680
Speaker 4: Oh damn.

602
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 3: I have a book that I would like to describe

603
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:40,800
Speaker 3: to you guys, because I'll never find it and I've

604
00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:43,479
Speaker 3: looked for it for like twenty to thirty years.

605
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:46,200
Speaker 1: And it's literally a book about a little.

606
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,920
Speaker 3: Girl who lives by the seashore with her parents and

607
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:51,000
Speaker 3: they live in this two story I think, two story

608
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:54,239
Speaker 3: house and she's like, life is great, but then her

609
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 3: parents tell her she can't do something, and so she's like,

610
00:32:56,720 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 3: I wish I didn't have parents. And then the next

611
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:01,200
Speaker 3: day she wakes up and they're gone, and then she's

612
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 3: just by herself in this house on the seashore.

613
00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 1: Anyone ever heard of this book?

614
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:06,680
Speaker 4: No?

615
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 2: Is it an anxiety inducing book? Or is it fun

616
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:11,200
Speaker 2: for her to.

617
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 1: Not have parents?

618
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:14,440
Speaker 3: It's anxiety inducing and it's weird. It's one of those

619
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:17,760
Speaker 3: weird seventies children's picture books where you're kind of like,

620
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,200
Speaker 3: why did I get brought through this emotional journey?

621
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,239
Speaker 1: Like what's this for?

622
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:21,640
Speaker 4: Yeah?

623
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 1: Aah?

624
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 3: So she's like, at first, she's super happy that she's alone.

625
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 3: She's like, I can do whatever I want, eat seaweed

626
00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 3: for dinner or whatever. And then of course night three

627
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 3: and she's losing her fucking mind and they're just not

628
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 3: coming back.

629
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:33,480
Speaker 1: And I can't remember.

630
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:36,320
Speaker 3: I'm sure they come back, but like I remember just

631
00:33:36,360 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 3: reading it at school and being like, holy shit, yeah,

632
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 3: very upset.

633
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 2: The seventies were the beginning of people trying to realize

634
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 2: that children had feelings, but they for sure didn't.

635
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:50,240
Speaker 1: Fully grasp it.

636
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 2: No, But I was thinking last night about the wild

637
00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,080
Speaker 2: West of being a kid in the seventies and how

638
00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 2: it was like, good luck to you. Your parents were like, yeah,

639
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:05,040
Speaker 2: you can go play outside and be back at this

640
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:08,439
Speaker 2: time and whatever else happens is none of our business. Yeah,

641
00:34:08,840 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 2: and how neglectful that is. But coming from their generation,

642
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 2: like my dad started working jobs when he was like toens,

643
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,840
Speaker 2: so to them, yeah, it seemed like we're giving you

644
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 2: a great life. You get to go do whatever you

645
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 2: want instead of working in a mill.

646
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 3: Yep.

647
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:27,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, totally true.

648
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 3: No, it was, and it was pretty great in some ways,

649
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,279
Speaker 3: but then just yeah, my thing is like when I

650
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 3: was like twenty four, I remember writing in the car

651
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 3: with my sister's friend Adrian and her little kids, and

652
00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 3: she was driving them all around the town we grew

653
00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 3: up in, dropping them off at like soccer practice and

654
00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 3: picking them up from places, and it was like I

655
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,240
Speaker 3: was getting angrier and angrier because no one ever would

656
00:34:50,239 --> 00:34:52,400
Speaker 3: give us a ride anywhere when I was growing up,

657
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 3: So it'd be like, hey, can we go to the

658
00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 3: Royal Rink and be like, of course not, and just

659
00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 3: watching these fucking kids get chauffeured and like a mom,

660
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 3: that's about it, Like I brought you a snack so

661
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 3: that you don't have a nerver spread down after soccer practice,

662
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:05,879
Speaker 3: and I was just like.

663
00:35:06,080 --> 00:35:08,640
Speaker 1: I hate all of you, like almost pride in the.

664
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 4: Car jealous of children.

665
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,120
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, I get it.

666
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:12,479
Speaker 4: Yeah.

667
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:15,759
Speaker 2: It was like, yeah, we would spend a couple of

668
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 2: weeks at my grandmother's house in East Texas, way out

669
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Speaker 2: in the country, and my parents wouldn't take us, like

670
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 2: to the next town over to go swimming. It was

671
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 2: just like, you're you selfish asshole for even asking, yes,

672
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 2: we are here to visit your grandmother.

673
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:34,359
Speaker 1: Shut up.

674
00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 3: Yes, it was insane to be I remember asking my

675
00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 3: dad one weekend because we weren't doing anything. It was

676
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 3: like Saturday, I'm like, hey, can we go to Calscaate,

677
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,919
Speaker 3: like the roller rank fifteen minutes away?

678
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 1: And she was like, what the hell are you talking about?

679
00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 1: Where we're just what do you mean?

680
00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 4: You mean?

681
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,080
Speaker 3: It just a fun suggestion of like not to whatever

682
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,719
Speaker 3: whatever we're all doing right now.

683
00:35:56,920 --> 00:35:59,680
Speaker 4: He was chewing on nuts and they were flying out

684
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:00,719
Speaker 4: when yelled at.

685
00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 1: This is why firemen aren't sexy to me. I had

686
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 1: one harass me my entire life. What the hell?

687
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:11,319
Speaker 3: Because my dad had a paper route for when he

688
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 3: was seven years old. So he's like, yeah, no, one

689
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,320
Speaker 3: never rest never rests.

690
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:20,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe do Yeah, I think that you're right. That's

691
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 4: why I just ended up in a lot of door

692
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 4: salesman like doorder door salesman jobs at age fifteen. Yeah,

693
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:31,839
Speaker 4: because that was what was normal for my dad. Yeah,

694
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:37,400
Speaker 4: but it's very dangerous door smid for a teenagers. Insanity,

695
00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:41,879
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I was very young. Coupon books, knives, no

696
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 4: chocolate bars. I was in and it was always let's

697
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 4: go to the neighborhoods. They don't have a lot of

698
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:52,120
Speaker 4: money because they need coupon books the most, and so

699
00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:55,600
Speaker 4: I'd just be in mobile home parks. You're not supposed

700
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:56,800
Speaker 4: to call them trailer parks.

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00:36:56,920 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's a lot. There's several in my neighborhood

702
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: in Lomita, no brag.

703
00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,880
Speaker 4: Really manufactured homes.

704
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like but they're not they're small. They're not

705
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:13,960
Speaker 2: like the fancy double wide mobile homes. They're small momo homes,

706
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 2: and they're like Lomita's the kind of little city where

707
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,640
Speaker 2: it's like a couple of blocks will be single family

708
00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:25,279
Speaker 2: homes and it's fine, like safety wise, it's fine, and

709
00:37:25,320 --> 00:37:29,399
Speaker 2: then two blocks away there's mobile home park, and then

710
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:35,799
Speaker 2: around the corner there's people entrepreneurs selling things that might

711
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:36,560
Speaker 2: not be legal.

712
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 1: And I my feeling is that's none of my business.

713
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:42,480
Speaker 1: That's the way to do it. I'm not here to

714
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 1: snitch on anyone.

715
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:48,279
Speaker 4: I like to call a drug dealer an illegal goods entrepreneur.

716
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:55,720
Speaker 2: A self starter, but I mean it's it's safe.

717
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 4: My flab didn't start a fire. I'm a self starter.

718
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,000
Speaker 1: Well, so many people that have to.

719
00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,600
Speaker 3: If you want to buy a house, getting a mobile

720
00:38:03,600 --> 00:38:05,799
Speaker 3: home is a great idea, not a mobile home.

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00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 4: Manufactured home. Yeah, I only remember because of Jimmy Winkfield's

722
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,960
Speaker 4: or Jimmy Roulette. I can't remember which. Namy was going

723
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 4: by this comic that Martha and I started with in Austin.

724
00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:23,400
Speaker 4: He had a joke about going shopping with his wife

725
00:38:24,239 --> 00:38:26,399
Speaker 4: for a trailer. He said, yeah, we're here to look

726
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 4: at one of your trailers, and the guy said, I'm sorry,

727
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:33,600
Speaker 4: these are manufactured homes. Well, today must be my lucky

728
00:38:33,680 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 4: day because you manufactured these to look just like trailers,

729
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 4: which member that.

730
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 1: Yes, I love Jimmy Roulette.

731
00:38:42,400 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 4: Are you amazed at how many from that era? How

732
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 4: many jokes do you still have in your memory from Yeah, comics,

733
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 4: I don't know anyone's current material.

734
00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, I I I do miss the early Austin days.

735
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:02,239
Speaker 2: Even when I moved back in two thousand and eight

736
00:39:02,280 --> 00:39:05,560
Speaker 2: and then again in twenty fifteen, there were always like

737
00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,040
Speaker 2: a new crop of really great comics.

738
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,600
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, for sure.

739
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 2: Then now it's like kind of Row comedies dominating.

740
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:15,919
Speaker 4: Yes, that's what I've heard.

741
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 1: So you can't win them all, I guess.

742
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,279
Speaker 4: No, I guess. And that is why you kept going

743
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:24,480
Speaker 4: back to Austin, right because it, yeah, felt like a

744
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:28,439
Speaker 4: comfortable place to get back into stand up. Yeah, yeah,

745
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:29,520
Speaker 4: that I can see that.

746
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:33,280
Speaker 2: But I think I'm gonna I think me and Carrie Lendo,

747
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 2: who's an Austin comic who lives out here.

748
00:39:35,920 --> 00:39:38,880
Speaker 1: Now, she's great, We're gonna go. She is really funny.

749
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,920
Speaker 2: I think we're going to go to open mics and

750
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 2: then not too distant future and then I'm gone. If

751
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:46,920
Speaker 2: I start going, then I'll start writing again, is my hope.

752
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you will invigorate the community.

753
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:55,560
Speaker 2: I hope that I don't just bring everybody down the

754
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:56,360
Speaker 2: way I seem to.

755
00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 1: The pets in my household, the people.

756
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 2: I spend the most time, they don't get it. They're

757
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,879
Speaker 2: actually I think that they bring me down, if I'm

758
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 2: being honest.

759
00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 3: What's the setup in your household right now?

760
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 1: Two cats and one dog.

761
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:15,360
Speaker 2: I love them so much, I am tired of cleaning

762
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:20,719
Speaker 2: up after them, and really understand how excited my mom

763
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,000
Speaker 2: was when we all flew the coop for a while.

764
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:26,440
Speaker 2: I flew back into the coop repeatedly as an adult,

765
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 2: but she made the house really nice when we all

766
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 2: finally moved out, and I in retrospect, I'm happy that

767
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 2: she had that time, because my pets seem to love

768
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 2: messing it up the moment I clean it.

769
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, but your pets now are much better behaved than now.

770
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 4: No flak against Buddy and the cats of yesteryear, but

771
00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:55,400
Speaker 4: it's almost seemed like a psychiatric hospital behavior of shit everywhere.

772
00:40:56,080 --> 00:40:57,720
Speaker 1: Well, Buddy.

773
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:02,480
Speaker 2: Had some behavioral issues that I believe were one hundred

774
00:41:02,520 --> 00:41:05,240
Speaker 2: percent due to me not being the right kind of person.

775
00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 1: He needed a real alpha.

776
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:10,360
Speaker 2: Person, not not someone to be hard on him, but

777
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:14,000
Speaker 2: someone who had that energy, which I didn't because he

778
00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 2: then was always trying to.

779
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,319
Speaker 1: He was unpredictable. He might like a dog, he might

780
00:41:19,360 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 1: attack it.

781
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 4: Or he might lunge at a passing motorcycle.

782
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 2: While with him, he might lunge at a motorcycle. He

783
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 2: would bark like crazy at our neighbors if they were

784
00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:32,520
Speaker 2: in the front yard and he saw them through the window,

785
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 2: but if they came insiet, he loved them.

786
00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a sweet dog. I loved that dog.

787
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:41,920
Speaker 3: The dog was nearsighted, maybe kind of a scary shape

788
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:42,760
Speaker 3: from a distance.

789
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,040
Speaker 1: And then I was like, oh, hi.

790
00:41:44,360 --> 00:41:46,840
Speaker 4: I thought I just wanted him to wear glasses for

791
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 4: a static reason.

792
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:49,720
Speaker 1: Now he needed them really badly.

793
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,280
Speaker 2: I do have a picture of him wearing my glasses

794
00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 2: and sitting at my computer.

795
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 3: I think it was he finally calm after years of

796
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 3: nervous anxiety.

797
00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 2: He would the thing about Buddy for all of his bedevilments.

798
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 2: He would let me put a wig on him and

799
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,600
Speaker 2: take a picture, and he would let me put glasses

800
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 2: on him and take a picture.

801
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,879
Speaker 4: He knew when it was dressed up time.

802
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:17,439
Speaker 2: He was so good about wigs and glasses. And none

803
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 2: of my other dogs have been willing to pose in

804
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 2: wigs and glasses.

805
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 3: You know Brandy posey, right, Martha, Yeah, she dog says

806
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 3: for me sometimes, one of the only people I would

807
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,279
Speaker 3: trust to do it. And she the first time she

808
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 3: did it, put Blossom in a little a little doggy

809
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 3: Adidas tracksuit, and Blossom looked like so mad and so

810
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 3: depressed and it was so she goes. She took a

811
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,680
Speaker 3: picture and said to me, Goes, sorry, I won't ever

812
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 3: do this again. And I was like, oh my god.

813
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 3: She was like absolutely, like, oh like hated it. Blossoms

814
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:53,720
Speaker 3: so funny.

815
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:54,240
Speaker 1: I don't.

816
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 3: I sometimes I can't not interpret that. Dogs hate that,

817
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 3: and yet people are just making them doing.

818
00:43:00,719 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, some dogs like it.

819
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,040
Speaker 1: I mean some dogs like it, that's true. I don't.

820
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:09,960
Speaker 2: I wouldn't ever put clothes on any I put a

821
00:43:10,000 --> 00:43:12,839
Speaker 2: T shirt on Rosie one time, and I have a

822
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,360
Speaker 2: picture of it, and you can tell she would be

823
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:16,879
Speaker 2: cussing me out if she could talk.

824
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, And so I took it off right after the picture,

825
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 1: and then I never did it again.

826
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,520
Speaker 4: Well, you know how dogs sometimes late at night they

827
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:29,360
Speaker 4: start slopping and chomping on down by their hind legs. Yeah,

828
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,320
Speaker 4: and they got a hot spot or something.

829
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:32,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

830
00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:36,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, if you put them in pajamas, they don't do

831
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:36,840
Speaker 4: that anymore.

832
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 1: Right.

833
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:42,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's the That's what I've found. It's the

834
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 4: best use for pajamas, like a medicinal.

835
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 2: Medicinal pajamas, you can't just cover the inside with the

836
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 2: Vicks vapor road See what happens.

837
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 4: Here's your menthol flannel. Did I just I'm sorry? But

838
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:03,520
Speaker 4: is that a good I bit my lip? I'm that

839
00:44:03,760 --> 00:44:07,160
Speaker 4: was the sound of my voice changing because the tooth

840
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 4: was piercing me inside of my lips.

841
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:13,919
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, you're apologizing to us as blood comes down.

842
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:21,399
Speaker 4: I really am sorry, lip. Yeah, I'm so many inventions.

843
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:25,320
Speaker 4: I wish we should have a patent cleric as a guest.

844
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:26,160
Speaker 1: We really should.

845
00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 4: You're great right now, Martha, though I'm not saying this episode.

846
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 1: Oh no, I hear you. You want to.

847
00:44:31,600 --> 00:44:33,799
Speaker 2: You wish you had booked someone who can give you

848
00:44:33,840 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 2: a paton for your medicine.

849
00:44:35,200 --> 00:44:38,200
Speaker 4: In the future. But you are a notary, right.

850
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:42,440
Speaker 2: I'm a notary public and I'm a comptroller.

851
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:48,760
Speaker 3: Those are my favorite people to vote for whatever they're doing.

852
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 3: Usually there's only one choice.

853
00:44:51,120 --> 00:44:55,200
Speaker 2: I don't understand why there's a comptroller and a controller.

854
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 1: I don't know the difference.

855
00:44:56,760 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 3: The controller is cu empty and they slay And that's

856
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:05,040
Speaker 3: a new thing. They just started doing that. That's new

857
00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 3: for the kids.

858
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 4: Good, good one, good one.

859
00:45:10,280 --> 00:45:12,760
Speaker 1: I love to provide information about politics.

860
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 4: I bet you could go through all of Ceti Hall

861
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 4: and ask everyone who worked there what a comptroller does,

862
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:22,000
Speaker 4: and they wouldn't know.

863
00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, and I'm not I could google

864
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:26,800
Speaker 1: it and I won't.

865
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 4: No, No, I'm trying not to do that.

866
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:31,120
Speaker 1: It's all none of our business.

867
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:34,120
Speaker 4: I think. Yes, yes, if.

868
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:36,879
Speaker 1: They want us to know, they'll start talking about it.

869
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:40,960
Speaker 1: Someone will. But put it on TikTok for me. Yeah,

870
00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 1: I love and hate TikTok. I love it so much,

871
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,440
Speaker 1: and you're so funny on it, Martha. Thanks, Karen, I

872
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:47,839
Speaker 1: really are.

873
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 2: I routinely get discouraged and mostly I get like somewhere

874
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 2: between one hundred and fifty and three hundred likes. And

875
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:01,200
Speaker 2: the only I like every time I make a video

876
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:03,480
Speaker 2: and it doesn't go viral, which is every time I

877
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:05,919
Speaker 2: make a video, I go, well, not.

878
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:08,359
Speaker 1: Cut out for it. I guess I should quit.

879
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:12,760
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, yeah, but there's bots who reply

880
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:16,520
Speaker 2: to everything with I love you, queen, And then I

881
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:20,160
Speaker 2: feel like, you know what, I need it?

882
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 1: They do love you. That's real. You've earned that.

883
00:46:23,760 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 2: There's some bots I think that are doing it, just

884
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,480
Speaker 2: positive bots, just bots.

885
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:32,600
Speaker 1: Who are like, I love you, Queen, your gorgeous queen.

886
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 4: I thought the Telegraph. I thought robots weren't supposed to

887
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:38,760
Speaker 4: have emotions.

888
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 3: And also they're usually real negative, like would someone by

889
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 3: positive bots.

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00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 2: I think that TikTok does it to keep you addicted,

891
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 2: or to keep me addicted anymore.

892
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:53,600
Speaker 3: Take what if they're just compliments because you're really funny

893
00:46:53,719 --> 00:46:54,880
Speaker 3: and famous.

894
00:46:55,320 --> 00:47:01,880
Speaker 1: I reject that idea, but I don't like that.

895
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:07,960
Speaker 2: Periodically, the TikTok algorithm will suggest, oh, here's a video

896
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,920
Speaker 2: of someone recording domestic abuse.

897
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Speaker 1: Do you want to watch that?

898
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 4: Yeah?

899
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 1: No, I don't TikTok. You have to hit not interested.

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00:47:15,680 --> 00:47:19,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, And then but periodically they come back in and go,

901
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 2: what about what about someone yelling at their kid?

902
00:47:22,920 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 1: Do you want to watch that? Yeah?

903
00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:28,120
Speaker 4: I know my phone does that too. My phone wants

904
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:31,799
Speaker 4: me to watch where they block off a corner and

905
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:35,200
Speaker 4: drift side in a cargo in circles until someone gets

906
00:47:35,239 --> 00:47:40,520
Speaker 4: hit and flies and on paper. I don't like that,

907
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:45,480
Speaker 4: but I guess I do like it because I just

908
00:47:46,040 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 4: said stop sending them to me.

909
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:53,399
Speaker 2: Well, I have that relationship with videos of white, the

910
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 2: white and the lady. They call them Karen's, which I

911
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,160
Speaker 2: don't like. I know, you don't care that the that's

912
00:48:00,200 --> 00:48:02,520
Speaker 2: what they call them Karen But I also was like

913
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 2: wanting to give a disclaimer, but anyway.

914
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Speaker 1: You can, you can.

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00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 2: When they when they have those videos of like a

916
00:48:10,280 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 2: Karen yelling at somebody, I don't want to see it,

917
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 2: but I still watch it because I guess I do.

918
00:48:16,960 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 2: I'm always hoping that she'll go, wait, like this is

919
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 2: what I do when I'm an unreasonable bitch. Right after

920
00:48:24,120 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 2: I'm a bitch, I go, hey, wait a minute, I'm

921
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 2: being a dumb bitch.

922
00:48:27,680 --> 00:48:32,400
Speaker 4: Those are the videos, much like police chasing someone, or

923
00:48:32,719 --> 00:48:36,520
Speaker 4: it's in three parts, and so when you go to

924
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:39,400
Speaker 4: that page, well, it's like I didn't want to see

925
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,799
Speaker 4: that woman yelling at a kid on a skateboard, but

926
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 4: now I got to find out how it ended. Yes, right,

927
00:48:44,200 --> 00:48:47,879
Speaker 4: And so you're searching for part two of this goddamn video,

928
00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 4: and they're taking that as a yes, please send me more.

929
00:48:51,880 --> 00:48:53,520
Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't want to be part of these

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00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 4: mysteries every day. I just need to solve this one.

931
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,040
Speaker 3: You just want to come up and do you want

932
00:48:58,080 --> 00:48:59,960
Speaker 3: to see you want the If your heart's going to

933
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,560
Speaker 3: drop from the Karen attack, then you need to watch

934
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 3: Karen get put down exactly. I think that's very important

935
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 3: and if people do it two part or three parter

936
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 3: boxome No, because you have to teach the algorithm.

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00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:12,319
Speaker 1: You don't like that.

938
00:49:12,760 --> 00:49:17,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, well it's weird because now I do. It's like

939
00:49:17,560 --> 00:49:20,759
Speaker 4: when someone says you want to try this drug and

940
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:24,279
Speaker 4: then you try it once hesitantly and it dictates the

941
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 4: rest of your life.

942
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,360
Speaker 2: Oh well, can I tell you one of those videos

943
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,279
Speaker 2: I saw that I think we all would want to

944
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:31,680
Speaker 2: see again and again.

945
00:49:31,920 --> 00:49:33,400
Speaker 4: Yes, it's someone falling.

946
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a lady labeled the Karen middle aged lady

947
00:49:41,880 --> 00:49:46,719
Speaker 2: and a man is fishing. First of all, she's not

948
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,879
Speaker 2: law enforcement, but she starts telling him he can't fish there,

949
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 2: that it's you know, not loud, and he's like, I

950
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:58,000
Speaker 2: don't care, and she starts yelling at him, and then

951
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 2: she charges and she runs at him to try and

952
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:09,160
Speaker 2: knock him down, but i've he bounces off of him

953
00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:13,839
Speaker 2: and falls down herself and then blames him for it.

954
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:19,960
Speaker 2: But to see someone try to line backer someone who's

955
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 2: minding their own business and then line back themselves, it's

956
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:29,080
Speaker 2: so funny.

957
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 3: Especially those people where they're just like out of their minds.

958
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and willing to get physical.

959
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:39,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, I don't think I could get physical with

960
00:50:39,600 --> 00:50:45,920
Speaker 2: anyone unless it was self defense or defense literal someone's

961
00:50:46,040 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 2: about to get hurt. Yeah, if I don't physically intervene.

962
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,160
Speaker 2: But if it's just someone i'm really mad at, I

963
00:50:52,200 --> 00:50:55,239
Speaker 2: can't imagine running charging a stranger.

964
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 3: It's so also in this day and age, the idea

965
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:02,319
Speaker 3: that anybody would do any kind of like and this

966
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:05,040
Speaker 3: is a message directly, do you Chris Fairbanks. It's so

967
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:08,799
Speaker 3: everyone is so litigious, Like the second your're you put

968
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 3: your chest towards somebody and like touch them with your fingertip.

969
00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:16,680
Speaker 3: That's ten thousand dollars, right, people know, Yeah, you can't

970
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:19,319
Speaker 3: do you can't do that, Like you can't do it?

971
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:23,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, well this touch them. This lady was like, I

972
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:26,759
Speaker 2: can do it. Watch what I can do. And what

973
00:51:26,840 --> 00:51:28,560
Speaker 2: I can do is I can bounce off you and

974
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:29,240
Speaker 2: fall down.

975
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,520
Speaker 4: And then get fired from her job because someone will.

976
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,319
Speaker 1: Recognize her into a vat of grapes. And then she goes,

977
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,320
Speaker 1: that's a everyone.

978
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 4: Needs to revisit. Oh no, no, stop. I think she

979
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:47,879
Speaker 4: says stop, stop, stop, but she's talking to the pain

980
00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 4: she's experiencing. That's the best part of that one. Oh

981
00:51:51,200 --> 00:51:57,640
Speaker 4: no more, stop stop stop And then they go back

982
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:04,160
Speaker 4: to the newspeople, who a laugh because it was a

983
00:52:04,239 --> 00:52:09,280
Speaker 4: physical surprise and they're like, oh, oh it really looks

984
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,919
Speaker 4: like I am. But they are she might be hurt there,

985
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 4: she might be yeah, okay, and they work with her.

986
00:52:17,600 --> 00:52:21,480
Speaker 4: She knows. They laughed at her, yes, and.

987
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,239
Speaker 3: She was.

988
00:52:24,719 --> 00:52:29,080
Speaker 4: She was trying to comedically step on the grapes.

989
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:29,839
Speaker 1: She was trying to beat.

990
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:32,840
Speaker 3: She was like beating the person by cheating, which is like,

991
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:35,759
Speaker 3: so it's the immediate come upance where she's like, I'm

992
00:52:35,760 --> 00:52:36,399
Speaker 3: gonna go first.

993
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:42,360
Speaker 4: Maybe. Yeah. She was also making fun of this person's

994
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 4: grape job. Oh god, oh so good. It's the best.

995
00:52:48,840 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: So good, guys.

996
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 4: I if you go to my computer and you're looking

997
00:52:54,239 --> 00:52:57,640
Speaker 4: for nefarious things I've googled, all that's gonna come come

998
00:52:57,719 --> 00:52:59,160
Speaker 4: up is news bloopers.

999
00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 1: The best.

1000
00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:01,920
Speaker 4: That's all I want to see.

1001
00:53:02,239 --> 00:53:02,880
Speaker 1: So funny.

1002
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:05,399
Speaker 4: Every once in a while it's a light actually it's

1003
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:12,239
Speaker 4: striking someone falling from above or someone onliving themselves on air.

1004
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:17,560
Speaker 4: But for the most part, no, it's hilarious. Not interested words.

1005
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 4: I'm not either until my phone shows it to me

1006
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:20,800
Speaker 4: and I'm.

1007
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 1: Like, okay, you're not a victim here. You have to

1008
00:53:23,280 --> 00:53:23,800
Speaker 1: take action.

1009
00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 2: I do love news bloopers, and I love people slipping

1010
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 2: and sliding and on ice, usually falling coming out or

1011
00:53:35,520 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 2: people just coming out on their front porch and for

1012
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 2: no reason a man.

1013
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,040
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there's one.

1014
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:45,400
Speaker 2: Where a man steps down from his front porch and

1015
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 2: loses his balance and just goes running sideways and fulls

1016
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:55,359
Speaker 2: and the people in the comments are like, it took

1017
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:58,040
Speaker 2: that man seventy two years to hit the ground.

1018
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:02,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's my favorite comment. Its yeah, took the van

1019
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 4: seventy two years to dot dot dot.

1020
00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:08,840
Speaker 2: I love I do love TikTok comments. I love seeing

1021
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:11,760
Speaker 2: how many people are funny. Yeah, they're so funny.

1022
00:54:11,840 --> 00:54:14,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, just and and then I'll go to their page

1023
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:18,000
Speaker 4: and find out, Yeah, that guy's just a Department of

1024
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:22,600
Speaker 4: Sanitation guy that should be righting jay Leno jokes? How

1025
00:54:22,640 --> 00:54:24,319
Speaker 4: old am i? Jay Leno jokes?

1026
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:25,920
Speaker 3: Did you ever see the one where it's the two

1027
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:29,399
Speaker 3: drunk ladies at the door and then one start one

1028
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,960
Speaker 3: falls over and farts, and then the other one starts

1029
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 3: laughing so hard that then she she like just almost

1030
00:54:35,440 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 3: like spontaneously falls over, like immediately loses her own balance.

1031
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:40,799
Speaker 4: Wait does she fart to No?

1032
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,319
Speaker 1: Just the first, just the mom.

1033
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:44,160
Speaker 3: I think it's like a mom and daughter who are

1034
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,000
Speaker 3: like coming back from a wedding and they're like a

1035
00:54:46,040 --> 00:54:49,000
Speaker 3: little drunk and then they just like everybody falls down

1036
00:54:49,040 --> 00:54:49,960
Speaker 3: by Okay.

1037
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:53,000
Speaker 4: The other thing I google is mom and daughter fart videos.

1038
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:56,640
Speaker 3: Come on, Sorry, we don't want to look in that file.

1039
00:54:57,120 --> 00:54:59,760
Speaker 4: Well, then you don't want to be entertained.

1040
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 3: I yes, in your fae, Martha. I wish we could

1041
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:09,800
Speaker 3: go on forever, but I have to pee so bad

1042
00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:10,879
Speaker 3: that we have to show.

1043
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:14,800
Speaker 1: It was so fun to do this. Thanks you guys

1044
00:55:14,800 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 1: for having me. Do you plug anything else or talk

1045
00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 1: about anything else.

1046
00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 4: Or come on again in the future. Yes, I'm getting

1047
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 4: ahead of myself.

1048
00:55:23,800 --> 00:55:28,120
Speaker 2: I'll come back tomorrow, and I know I'm anything my

1049
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:30,400
Speaker 2: own to plug, but I will say, in these dark times,

1050
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,440
Speaker 2: if you need something to make you feel really happy

1051
00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:36,040
Speaker 2: happy in addition to news bloopers and people slipping and falling,

1052
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 2: if you go on TikTok and search, dance your style,

1053
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:45,719
Speaker 2: which is a breakdancing competition. The way that the good

1054
00:55:45,760 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 2: feeling you will get from those videos, I can't even

1055
00:55:48,560 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 2: describe it.

1056
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:50,919
Speaker 4: Really dance your style.

1057
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:54,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's breakdancers just doing what however, they dance

1058
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:58,000
Speaker 2: and the crowd is always jumping up and cheering, and

1059
00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 2: it makes you really happy to be a person.

1060
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,680
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, I know that you're a big fan of

1061
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:05,319
Speaker 4: break dancers because we had a crew. I think they're

1062
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:09,200
Speaker 4: called a crew. Yeah, that's how you do it. And

1063
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 4: I was blown away. I don't know where you found

1064
00:56:13,160 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 4: those kids, but they all, like twenty kids came and

1065
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:19,840
Speaker 4: danced on stage at the Bad Dog Comedy or was

1066
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 4: it Mad.

1067
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:21,960
Speaker 1: Dog, Bad Dog?

1068
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:26,680
Speaker 4: It was Mad or bad same dog, really, and I

1069
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 4: was blown away, like kids running and sliding on the

1070
00:56:30,560 --> 00:56:33,880
Speaker 4: top of their heads and like things I didn't know

1071
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 4: where possible.

1072
00:56:34,680 --> 00:56:37,800
Speaker 1: It's the best. I will what's it called again, dance

1073
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:38,920
Speaker 1: your style?

1074
00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna. I'm gonna.

1075
00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:42,360
Speaker 1: That's the one that seems like a competition.

1076
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 3: Sometimes there's really little kids and everyone wears like a

1077
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:46,360
Speaker 3: very big T shirt.

1078
00:56:46,520 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 1: Yes, I love that. Yeah, it's really good.

1079
00:56:49,520 --> 00:56:53,560
Speaker 2: And yeah, so if you don't mind, I'll also pee

1080
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:55,840
Speaker 2: and then just take frank with me if that's okay.

1081
00:56:56,120 --> 00:57:00,160
Speaker 4: That's fine. It's it's so good to see you and

1082
00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:01,600
Speaker 4: my old friend you too.

1083
00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:05,760
Speaker 1: You're you guys are the bus.

1084
00:57:06,000 --> 00:57:09,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, all of us. You've been listening to Do You

1085
00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:13,000
Speaker 4: Need a Ride? D y n A R. Okay, everyone go.

1086
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:16,600
Speaker 1: Peace stole my line I did I did?

1087
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:20,680
Speaker 4: Didn't I have I ever done? That was like ar.

1088
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:30,240
Speaker 4: This has been an exactly right production.

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00:57:30,720 --> 00:57:32,960
Speaker 1: Our senior producer is Annalise Nelson.

1090
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 4: Mixed by Edson Troy.

1091
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:37,080
Speaker 3: Our talent booker is Patrick Cotner.

1092
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 4: Theme song by Karen Kilgarreth.

1093
00:57:39,720 --> 00:57:41,160
Speaker 1: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

1094
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 3: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar

1095
00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:47,680
Speaker 3: podcast That's d y n ar Podcast.

1096
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:51,520
Speaker 4: For more information, go to exactly rightmedia dot com.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Oh You're welcome