1 00:00:06,559 --> 00:00:09,960 Speaker 1: Welcome to Creature feature production of I Heart Radio. I'm 2 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:13,600 Speaker 1: your host of Many Parasites, Katie Golden. I studied psychology 3 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:16,959 Speaker 1: and evolutionary biology, and today on the show, The Goofy 4 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:19,960 Speaker 1: is look at animals in the animal kingdom who are 5 00:00:19,960 --> 00:00:24,800 Speaker 1: actually super dope animals that look like extinct prehistoric muppets, 6 00:00:25,079 --> 00:00:29,040 Speaker 1: to weird dear rabbit hybrids to the fish that actually 7 00:00:29,200 --> 00:00:32,800 Speaker 1: do smile back. These animals may look like goof it says, 8 00:00:32,840 --> 00:00:36,240 Speaker 1: but we love them. Discover this more as we answer 9 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:39,120 Speaker 1: the angel question do you want a vacation on a 10 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:43,839 Speaker 1: pile of poop? Joining me today is comedian Goofy Animal Lover, 11 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:47,920 Speaker 1: also study evolutionary biology and the host of Jeff Has 12 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:52,839 Speaker 1: Cool Friends Jeff May welcome. Hey, it's me. It's me. 13 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,960 Speaker 1: It's me. I'm the host of Jeff Has Cool Friends 14 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:58,960 Speaker 1: and forty other podcast There's so many of them I love. 15 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:01,880 Speaker 1: I'm so excited. I'm so excited to talk about Goofy 16 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:04,679 Speaker 1: goofy idiots. I love it so much that I yes, 17 00:01:04,959 --> 00:01:06,560 Speaker 1: I asked you to come on the show, and I 18 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,080 Speaker 1: asked what you want to talk about? You're like goofy 19 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:13,920 Speaker 1: goofy guys. I like a goof like a good I 20 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:18,280 Speaker 1: like somebody that looks like he'd be like, that's the 21 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,200 Speaker 1: kind of animal that I want. Oh yeah, we got 22 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,600 Speaker 1: lots of those. In fact, the first one I think 23 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:25,520 Speaker 1: looks more than anything like he would sound like that. 24 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:31,160 Speaker 1: Uh So, what's what is your opinion of rhinos, Jeff? 25 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:35,319 Speaker 1: I like, I think they're pretty chill. I like that 26 00:01:35,400 --> 00:01:38,680 Speaker 1: they have real dinosaur energy, even though they're not like 27 00:01:38,840 --> 00:01:41,720 Speaker 1: you know, they they're like, let's put a weapon on me. Yeah, 28 00:01:41,959 --> 00:01:44,600 Speaker 1: I think that's really fun. A visible weapon on an animal. 29 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:47,480 Speaker 1: I think is is is really fun when you think 30 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:50,520 Speaker 1: about rhinos and you think about like or elephants with 31 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:53,520 Speaker 1: tusks or an our wall or something like that, when 32 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 1: you're like, oh, they got like a got like a 33 00:01:55,600 --> 00:01:58,160 Speaker 1: shank on them. I always find that very fascinating that 34 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:01,560 Speaker 1: we just let like we just let like evolutionary biology 35 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,640 Speaker 1: leads to the coolest looking things and like why do 36 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:06,960 Speaker 1: they have that? And like oh there's a reason. Yeah, yeah, 37 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,640 Speaker 1: I like it when it's just kind of stuck on 38 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:11,080 Speaker 1: to like it and then we just put a horn 39 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:14,880 Speaker 1: right here sticking on. They're like little little tanks. They're 40 00:02:14,919 --> 00:02:17,440 Speaker 1: like little little little little living tanks. I think that's 41 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:21,160 Speaker 1: real funn it's super fun. And there are actually multiple 42 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,720 Speaker 1: species of rhinos. There are five species, and one of 43 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:28,720 Speaker 1: the much lesser known species is the Sumatra and rhino, 44 00:02:29,919 --> 00:02:33,520 Speaker 1: and this is a fascinating little rhino. They are found 45 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:36,880 Speaker 1: in the forests on the island of Sumatra, although they 46 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:39,760 Speaker 1: once had a much wider range, and they are the 47 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:43,480 Speaker 1: smallest of the rhinos and are critically endangered due to 48 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:48,880 Speaker 1: over hunting, poaching, and illegal logging, the usual suspects. Uh. Yeah, 49 00:02:48,919 --> 00:02:52,440 Speaker 1: so there are under one hundred Sumatran rhinos that still 50 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:56,360 Speaker 1: exist in the wild. So these are very rare and 51 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:59,360 Speaker 1: we don't know as much about them as we should 52 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:01,760 Speaker 1: if they weren't so endangered. But what we do know 53 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:07,160 Speaker 1: about them is really interesting. Despite being the smallest rhino, 54 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:10,640 Speaker 1: they're still pretty big. They're about one thousand, eight hundred 55 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:13,960 Speaker 1: pounds or eight hunds and are a little under five 56 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 1: ft tall or one and a half meters, So that's 57 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:19,840 Speaker 1: nothing to sneeze at, no, But I would say I 58 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:21,720 Speaker 1: was a little bit bummed because I was like, a 59 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:26,360 Speaker 1: tiny rhino, I just want to it's about a thousand 60 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,880 Speaker 1: pounds and I'm like, it would be harder to create 61 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:30,680 Speaker 1: a lit I'm still going to try. I mean the 62 00:03:30,720 --> 00:03:33,080 Speaker 1: fact it's like under five ft tall though, and you 63 00:03:33,080 --> 00:03:36,360 Speaker 1: could be like, hey, little buddy, you know yeah, real 64 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,920 Speaker 1: petting zoo energy out of an animal that size, Yeah, 65 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:43,000 Speaker 1: probably like not. But also I want it to be 66 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? No, if if it was, 67 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:48,119 Speaker 1: if it was a dangerous animal, why would it look 68 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,840 Speaker 1: like I should be writing it right now, right exactly? Yes? 69 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,400 Speaker 1: That that is the that is the correct way to 70 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 1: view wildlife is if it looks like I should write it, 71 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 1: I should definitely get on it. Just make sure your 72 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 1: life insurance is sort of squared away with that one. 73 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:05,200 Speaker 1: I mean, if you don't try, I don't know why 74 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:08,200 Speaker 1: you're even here. But if you're not even making the attempt, 75 00:04:08,480 --> 00:04:12,040 Speaker 1: that is that That is the sort of decision making 76 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 1: a lot of people have when it comes to like bison, 77 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:16,680 Speaker 1: where they're like, you're just a big furry cow, and 78 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:22,960 Speaker 1: then suddenly you're like high fiving Abraham Lincoln in heaven. Yeah, bison, bison, 79 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:26,240 Speaker 1: remember what happened in the late They're not going to 80 00:04:26,360 --> 00:04:30,159 Speaker 1: let that go no, so sue much. And Rhinos are 81 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:34,200 Speaker 1: also known as the hairy rhino. Because they are covered 82 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:38,880 Speaker 1: in a fine layer of reddish brown hair, especially on 83 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:43,520 Speaker 1: its ears and on its tail, so they are, you know, 84 00:04:43,760 --> 00:04:48,600 Speaker 1: shockingly furry. And I'm expected not to pet this baby. 85 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:53,640 Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like you you could try and 86 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:58,640 Speaker 1: then enjoy your last few moments on earth. We really would, 87 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:01,960 Speaker 1: I really would enjoy the moments like if that that's 88 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:06,359 Speaker 1: there's no better way to go out, right, Yeah, petting 89 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:11,239 Speaker 1: a cute but dangerous animal. Yeah, bliss, you know, And 90 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:13,120 Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden you're like, wow, that 91 00:05:13,200 --> 00:05:15,560 Speaker 1: was great. Yeah, you know, you don't have to go 92 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:18,680 Speaker 1: through like a really uncomfortable ride home, like you ever 93 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:20,120 Speaker 1: go on a road trip, and the part where you 94 00:05:20,160 --> 00:05:21,680 Speaker 1: have to go home and you're like this is taking 95 00:05:21,720 --> 00:05:25,080 Speaker 1: forever and I'm already the high is gone and I'm 96 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,560 Speaker 1: just miserable. Now you're not gonna get that if you 97 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:31,160 Speaker 1: had that sweet baby biscuit, And then the next thing 98 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:34,320 Speaker 1: you know, you're in heaven, and in heaven you just 99 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:36,640 Speaker 1: get to keep petting it. It's great. A great way 100 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:39,599 Speaker 1: to save on gas is to get trampled by an 101 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:45,320 Speaker 1: angry rhino mother. Um, yes, absolutely, And with gas prices 102 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:48,720 Speaker 1: this high, I mean, who wouldn't who wouldn't look a 103 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:52,960 Speaker 1: rhino gift rhino in the mouth, So losing money not 104 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 1: petting the rhino is what I'm saying. So they're the 105 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:02,320 Speaker 1: adult rhinos are quite fluffy, but the babies are extremely 106 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:06,960 Speaker 1: hairy and very very silly looking. They don't really look real. 107 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:10,560 Speaker 1: Their horns haven't really grown in yet, and so they 108 00:06:10,640 --> 00:06:14,480 Speaker 1: look just like this fuzzy muppet with like a big 109 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:19,400 Speaker 1: nose and fluffy ears. They don't. They look like some 110 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:24,240 Speaker 1: kind of reconstruction of bad taxidermy, reconstruction of like an 111 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:30,120 Speaker 1: extinct wooly rhino baby. But they're real. The Henson energy 112 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:32,880 Speaker 1: off of the baby is unreal. If you look at 113 00:06:32,880 --> 00:06:34,800 Speaker 1: a photo of the baby, you're like, that's not a 114 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:39,279 Speaker 1: real animal, right right, You're like, this is a puppet 115 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,960 Speaker 1: and it's gonna be in the New Dark Crystal movie. 116 00:06:43,040 --> 00:06:45,039 Speaker 1: Look at its face. It's it's so funny because it 117 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:46,800 Speaker 1: has like a it has like the face of a 118 00:06:46,800 --> 00:06:49,599 Speaker 1: different animal. It looks like an animal wearing a mask. 119 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:52,880 Speaker 1: I know, yeah, because like the face has less hair 120 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:57,000 Speaker 1: on it, so it's like you stuck sort of a 121 00:06:57,080 --> 00:07:01,359 Speaker 1: weird I mean, it's not even really a rhino face 122 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:05,000 Speaker 1: because the horns haven't really developed yet, but it looks 123 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:08,080 Speaker 1: like you stuck something on like a big sort of 124 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:12,480 Speaker 1: koala's body, and it looks like it looks like kind 125 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:15,400 Speaker 1: of like a wild boar wearing like a like a 126 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:20,600 Speaker 1: bootleg Joe camel mask, right, And it's got a little 127 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:23,040 Speaker 1: bit like a little bit of an underbyte going on 128 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 1: in this picture. I don't think it typically has an underbyte, 129 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:28,119 Speaker 1: but this one's chewing on some grass, So this one's 130 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:30,600 Speaker 1: kind of got a little bit of the a what 131 00:07:30,800 --> 00:07:34,120 Speaker 1: you do and kind of look going on. So why 132 00:07:34,240 --> 00:07:37,040 Speaker 1: do you so? Watching rhino's have hair, One would think 133 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:40,200 Speaker 1: that it's for warmth, but the opposite is actually true. 134 00:07:40,680 --> 00:07:44,280 Speaker 1: The rhino uses mud to keep cool and keep pests 135 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,520 Speaker 1: off its skin. Have you ever done like a mud mask, 136 00:07:48,120 --> 00:07:55,720 Speaker 1: you know, for relaxation beautification purposes. I'm neither relaxed nor beautiful. Never, 137 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:58,160 Speaker 1: I've never been able to get involved in. I mean, 138 00:07:58,200 --> 00:08:00,720 Speaker 1: I may have like I've worn, I've worn mud masks. 139 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:03,920 Speaker 1: I guess I've never done a mud bath or anything. 140 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:07,440 Speaker 1: I've never done like full on get in, get in 141 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,840 Speaker 1: a big pool of mud type of thing. But I've 142 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:13,440 Speaker 1: definitely tried the mud masks. The thing is like mud masks. 143 00:08:13,480 --> 00:08:16,320 Speaker 1: Like when your face, you know, doesn't have a lot 144 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,400 Speaker 1: of hair, it's fine, but like if you put it on, 145 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,120 Speaker 1: like you know, say, like I put it on a 146 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:22,200 Speaker 1: leg or an arm and there's like some hair there, 147 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:24,960 Speaker 1: even if it's just peach fuzz, you try to get 148 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Speaker 1: it off, It's like when it dries, it gets really 149 00:08:28,200 --> 00:08:32,200 Speaker 1: stuck through the hairs, and it's not the best situation. 150 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:36,320 Speaker 1: I'm a bearded gent so I would have to say 151 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:39,320 Speaker 1: that maybe this is not the best process for me 152 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:41,200 Speaker 1: to do. If I, if I do put a mask on, 153 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:42,840 Speaker 1: it would have to it would basically look like a 154 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:45,920 Speaker 1: Domino mask. I'd look like the Ultimate Warrior or something 155 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:49,160 Speaker 1: like that. It is kind of fun, like I I 156 00:08:49,280 --> 00:08:53,079 Speaker 1: have a mud mask that's sort of like as it dries, 157 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:56,800 Speaker 1: it kind of constricts your face. So I very much 158 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:59,360 Speaker 1: look like a desiccated corpse with it on, and I 159 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:04,240 Speaker 1: it is fun, especially like wandering sneak up on my 160 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:14,959 Speaker 1: husband and just kind of like like I prilly, so yes. 161 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:18,880 Speaker 1: So the the same principle of why when you have 162 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:21,320 Speaker 1: like a dried mud mask on, like a hairy part 163 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:23,320 Speaker 1: of your body kind of hurts if it's not like 164 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,480 Speaker 1: if you don't get it completely wet to wash it off. 165 00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:28,400 Speaker 1: That's the same reason that these rhinos have this hair. 166 00:09:28,800 --> 00:09:33,480 Speaker 1: The mud sticks to their hide really well, sticks and 167 00:09:33,679 --> 00:09:36,520 Speaker 1: gets right into that hair, sticks into that hair, and 168 00:09:36,559 --> 00:09:41,679 Speaker 1: then it keeps them cool and it prevents pests and 169 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:48,760 Speaker 1: parasites from getting onto their skins. I know the I mean, 170 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:51,959 Speaker 1: these guys really are living the spa lifestyle. They love 171 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:55,679 Speaker 1: to wallow in pools of mud and just relax and 172 00:09:55,760 --> 00:10:00,560 Speaker 1: feel beautiful. That makes me think that that's why I 173 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,280 Speaker 1: put would put a mud mask on, is to keep 174 00:10:02,320 --> 00:10:06,480 Speaker 1: parasites off. It's a smart decision. I think we can 175 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:10,840 Speaker 1: all agree that that's the correct decision. Yeah. Yeah. They 176 00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:15,520 Speaker 1: despite their like muddy, scrappy, kind of goofy appearance, looking 177 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:21,080 Speaker 1: like weird prehistoric muppets, they are agile swimmers, climbers and runners, 178 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:26,320 Speaker 1: and they're surprisingly whet footed. They're so compact, you know, 179 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:30,080 Speaker 1: just a little little guys, little turbo dudes. Just they're 180 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:33,680 Speaker 1: little fast tanks. Right. I love them so much. Get 181 00:10:33,679 --> 00:10:35,800 Speaker 1: in my arms a little little hairy baby. Oh gosh, 182 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:39,359 Speaker 1: I would love to cuddle this baby before getting absolutely 183 00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:44,640 Speaker 1: pulverized by its mother. So they're not particularly social. They 184 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:48,200 Speaker 1: usually only hang out in mother calf pears, or they 185 00:10:48,280 --> 00:10:52,440 Speaker 1: may meet to mate. To mark their territory, they'll actually 186 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:55,360 Speaker 1: scrape up a little divt with their hind legs and 187 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,439 Speaker 1: then poop and pea in it, so you know, it's 188 00:10:57,480 --> 00:11:00,679 Speaker 1: just like here's my calling card. Here's a little little 189 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:05,480 Speaker 1: mini hole with my poop in it. Yeah exactly. They 190 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:09,120 Speaker 1: make a little a little latrine, yeah exactly, and that's like, 191 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:12,960 Speaker 1: this is my area, here's my turlet. Uh. They also 192 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:16,560 Speaker 1: poop and pee excessively in response to threats, so like 193 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:19,400 Speaker 1: if a human approaches them, they're actually pretty skittish of 194 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:23,640 Speaker 1: humans because they are while they are still big and capable, 195 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,920 Speaker 1: they're you know, they're scared of humans. They don't want 196 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:30,280 Speaker 1: to deal with you. Um, and so they will uh 197 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:33,880 Speaker 1: start pooping and peeing themselves. And it's thought that the 198 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:36,760 Speaker 1: excessive amounts of poop that like a mother will do 199 00:11:38,000 --> 00:11:41,360 Speaker 1: is to distract the predator and allow her calf time 200 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:44,120 Speaker 1: to like hide, because the predators just like, what is 201 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:48,079 Speaker 1: going on, lady, why are you pooping so much? It's 202 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:51,480 Speaker 1: real three stooges energy to how to distract an enemy 203 00:11:51,679 --> 00:11:55,040 Speaker 1: to just like kind of go curly and start everywhere 204 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:58,880 Speaker 1: checked out poop but with pop. Yeah. Yeah, you may, 205 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:00,920 Speaker 1: you may think this horn something, but wait till you 206 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,800 Speaker 1: see the other end. Yeah, I do feel powerful, Like 207 00:12:03,960 --> 00:12:06,280 Speaker 1: when I'm walking my dog, not because my dog is 208 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,880 Speaker 1: in any way capable of defending me. She's a tiny 209 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:12,319 Speaker 1: little Chihuahua mutt. But when I pick up her poops, 210 00:12:12,679 --> 00:12:15,199 Speaker 1: I now have a poop flail because I have it 211 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,560 Speaker 1: a little baggy. Right. And then if there's someone who's 212 00:12:18,640 --> 00:12:21,160 Speaker 1: like scaring me, right, you know, you just kind of 213 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,960 Speaker 1: like fling your poop flail and there you go, just 214 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:27,880 Speaker 1: distract them there by the time they realize like, wait, 215 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,760 Speaker 1: what a minute, what is this? Is this poop? And 216 00:12:29,760 --> 00:12:33,560 Speaker 1: then you're gone. You're gone into way chimpanzee by proxy, 217 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,760 Speaker 1: you know, like you don't you know, you're still that 218 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:40,040 Speaker 1: primate wanting to throw poop, but you have a controlled 219 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:46,880 Speaker 1: situation exactly intellectual poop throwing. Yeah. Yeah, you're outsourcing the pooping, right, 220 00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:51,240 Speaker 1: That's how we do it as more developed beings. Yeah, 221 00:12:51,280 --> 00:12:53,559 Speaker 1: that's really what it comes down to, is the outsourcing 222 00:12:53,679 --> 00:12:57,440 Speaker 1: is what separates us from the apes. Last cute little 223 00:12:57,480 --> 00:13:00,760 Speaker 1: fact about these guys is that they communicate with whistles 224 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:06,319 Speaker 1: and honks. So just just imagine one of these little 225 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:12,680 Speaker 1: little muppets stuck on like a fozzy bare body, like, like, 226 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:18,840 Speaker 1: aren't that's the cutest part. It's so cute because there's 227 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:22,280 Speaker 1: no grunting. When you think rhinoceros, you think grunt, right, Like, 228 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:26,000 Speaker 1: That's like if I say the word grunt, the picture 229 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:29,160 Speaker 1: of a rhinoceros enters my head, and I think that's fair. 230 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:31,240 Speaker 1: I think most of you are now going to do 231 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:37,080 Speaker 1: that forever. This guy doing little whistles a little dolphin 232 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:41,280 Speaker 1: or hanks like a little goose. Yeah, I mean I 233 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,800 Speaker 1: think that, Like it's I don't know exactly what they 234 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:47,120 Speaker 1: sound like. I think they're quite rare, so it's kind 235 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:50,920 Speaker 1: of difficult to get get those sounds. But I would 236 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:54,520 Speaker 1: imagine it's similar to other species of rhinos who also 237 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:59,880 Speaker 1: have surprisingly squeaky honks, especially the calves. Do do you 238 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:03,800 Speaker 1: have a favorite wild animal sound? I have so many 239 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,880 Speaker 1: favorite wild animal sounds that I have a whole game 240 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,240 Speaker 1: that you get to play at the end of the 241 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:12,000 Speaker 1: podcast or it's called Guess Who's Squawking? And I will 242 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:14,839 Speaker 1: present you with an animal sound and you'll have to 243 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:19,280 Speaker 1: guess who's making that sound. Um, I'll say one of 244 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:23,800 Speaker 1: my favorite sounds our baby rhinos. We've done that one 245 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:26,200 Speaker 1: and it is so cute. Oh play that right now? 246 00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:44,960 Speaker 1: Why not? Okay, I'm not mad about that. Okay, So 247 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:49,720 Speaker 1: that's a baby rhino. I think these are these are 248 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:55,000 Speaker 1: white rhinos. Um, that's very cute, it's extremely cute. I 249 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,240 Speaker 1: would I would humbly request that one of the animals 250 00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,920 Speaker 1: you do not have for me as a fisher cat. 251 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:04,000 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the that as a New England boy. Let 252 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,480 Speaker 1: me tell you there's a reason we thought they were 253 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,400 Speaker 1: witches in the woods. Yeah. They sound like screaming like 254 00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:13,880 Speaker 1: demons babies. They sound they sound like someone's doing something 255 00:15:13,920 --> 00:15:17,800 Speaker 1: awful to a baby in the woods at at midnight, 256 00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:22,240 Speaker 1: like there's there's no way past it. Your first interaction 257 00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:26,120 Speaker 1: with a fisher cat sound is the most horrifying thing 258 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:34,120 Speaker 1: you'll ever hear. In fact, let's listen to it right now. No, no, 259 00:15:34,280 --> 00:15:40,200 Speaker 1: thank you. And sometimes they're even more like pitched like 260 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:44,320 Speaker 1: more like like higher pitched, and that really sells the 261 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:48,520 Speaker 1: baby the demon baby or like satanic ritual going on. 262 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,360 Speaker 1: They're also a fearless animal. Oh yeah, they'll take down 263 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,840 Speaker 1: things bigger than them. They are not afraid of people. 264 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:58,960 Speaker 1: Like if you if you see a fisher cat, it's 265 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:01,920 Speaker 1: just basically looks at you and it's like you're looking 266 00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:07,080 Speaker 1: at it's really so fishers are They aren't really cats? 267 00:16:07,520 --> 00:16:12,720 Speaker 1: They're like, yeah, the in the musla family, But yeah, 268 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:16,880 Speaker 1: they they are. They're not that huge, but they look 269 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,160 Speaker 1: sort of you know, they've they've got somewhat cat like 270 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:23,040 Speaker 1: they look like a rack along raccoon but sort of 271 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:27,960 Speaker 1: a rusty color all over. And yeah, they are absolutely 272 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:31,840 Speaker 1: little demons. It's the Northeast version of like a badger 273 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:35,000 Speaker 1: or like a little wolverine or something. Yeah, yeah, I 274 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,880 Speaker 1: know they're scary. It's a real, real, real demonic an. 275 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:42,480 Speaker 1: It's funny because we live on a planet where a 276 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:46,520 Speaker 1: rhino is a lot less threatening like a rhino species 277 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:49,040 Speaker 1: like the Sumatran rhino, I think, is a lot less 278 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:52,120 Speaker 1: threatening than something called a fisher cat, which sounds like 279 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:54,560 Speaker 1: it should be cute and adorable, and a rhino sounds 280 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:57,200 Speaker 1: like it should be scary. But the Sumatran rhino is 281 00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:02,080 Speaker 1: this cute, fuzzy little squeaker and the fisher cat is 282 00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:09,159 Speaker 1: like a demonic uh force of like scream, makes a 283 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:14,120 Speaker 1: screaming baby sound and can kill things larger than itself. 284 00:17:14,840 --> 00:17:17,600 Speaker 1: Did you ever see a Trilogy of Terror, that old 285 00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:22,399 Speaker 1: horror trilogy with the little um, the little statue that 286 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:25,600 Speaker 1: runs around trying to kill the woman. It's like pretty 287 00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:30,159 Speaker 1: famous little um tribal statue that she imports and it 288 00:17:30,240 --> 00:17:33,640 Speaker 1: ends up being like haunted or something and it attacks her. 289 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:35,600 Speaker 1: That's what a fisher Cat is. So those of you 290 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:38,160 Speaker 1: that are familiar with Trilogy of Terror, you know exactly 291 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,960 Speaker 1: what I'm talking about. The fisher Cat is the animal 292 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:45,400 Speaker 1: version of that little guy. Not like these cute little 293 00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:48,159 Speaker 1: baby rhinos here. No I know they put them in 294 00:17:48,160 --> 00:17:51,640 Speaker 1: my pocket. They will not fit. But unless you have 295 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:55,040 Speaker 1: cargo pants from the nineties, yeah, I'm gonna put them 296 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,480 Speaker 1: in my Jinkos and your Jinko They may be Nudjenko, 297 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:03,080 Speaker 1: I think they may. You got any rhinos and those Jenkos? Look, man, 298 00:18:03,119 --> 00:18:05,280 Speaker 1: I'm just here to have a good time or my 299 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:10,040 Speaker 1: kick wear. If you're listening to Incubus, I'm not causing 300 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:14,480 Speaker 1: any troubles. Jinko jeans really changed the illegal smuggling term game, 301 00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:19,840 Speaker 1: Like I just made it so much easier. It's the 302 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:29,439 Speaker 1: hoop skirt of dirt bags. Jeff, you mentioned you wanted 303 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:32,560 Speaker 1: to talk about the cappy bara, but we're not gonna 304 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:38,479 Speaker 1: because I have before so figured so sad, too bad. 305 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,720 Speaker 1: But instead we're going to talk about this thing, and 306 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:46,199 Speaker 1: I just want you to look at it here, Am, Well, 307 00:18:46,240 --> 00:18:50,800 Speaker 1: how would you describe this little feller? He he looks 308 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:55,800 Speaker 1: capybara adjacent. Um, he looks like a geez How do 309 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,840 Speaker 1: I describe him? He looks like a capybara and a 310 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:03,919 Speaker 1: rabbit made about beetle. Yeah to me, like a deer 311 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:08,280 Speaker 1: and a rabbit hybrid thing. Yeah, yeah, real Like he's 312 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,760 Speaker 1: got little legs that don't seem to fit the body. 313 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,280 Speaker 1: The legs should be stubborier now the legs are way 314 00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,560 Speaker 1: too long for its a little portly. Yeah. It looks 315 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:20,919 Speaker 1: like a little sausage on toothpicks. Yeah. Very Um, you know, 316 00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:24,439 Speaker 1: a very sleek animal, a very It also looks like 317 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:28,120 Speaker 1: if you squint, it looks like a dog. Yeah. I would. 318 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:33,280 Speaker 1: I would definitely be hoodwinked into like getting like, hey, 319 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,840 Speaker 1: here's a dog up for adoption, and I'd be like, yes, 320 00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:40,119 Speaker 1: sold to me. If if someone was like, yeah, this 321 00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:43,560 Speaker 1: is a bovine terrier you'd be like, oh, yeah, I 322 00:19:43,600 --> 00:19:45,680 Speaker 1: see it. I see what that is. Yeah, it's an 323 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:50,919 Speaker 1: nubtail arndale bovine terrier. And it's like yeah, absolutely, it 324 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,760 Speaker 1: sure is. Let's put him. Let's put him in Westminster 325 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:57,560 Speaker 1: and see how it class. So what is it? Well, 326 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:02,400 Speaker 1: it's found in Argentina and arid slants, shrub and desert areas. 327 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:09,000 Speaker 1: It is actually a large rodent. It like the cappy bara. 328 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:13,199 Speaker 1: It weighs around thirty five pounds or sixteen ms and 329 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:16,680 Speaker 1: are about one and a half feet or forty tall 330 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:21,199 Speaker 1: at the shoulder. Uh and yes, does this mean that 331 00:20:21,240 --> 00:20:23,280 Speaker 1: I can create it like a baby? You could cradle 332 00:20:23,320 --> 00:20:25,959 Speaker 1: it like a baby, although you might get kicked in 333 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:31,479 Speaker 1: the face like a little bit. Jeff is willing to 334 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:37,399 Speaker 1: die to pet acute wild animal, and I can't say 335 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:40,359 Speaker 1: I approve, because, like I think that would annoy the 336 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:44,920 Speaker 1: wild animals. However, you got to admire the commitment. I 337 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:47,040 Speaker 1: would say, I'm not necessarily willing to die, but I 338 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,000 Speaker 1: can take a shot to the face right or twice 339 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,720 Speaker 1: was a boxer. I've taken a lot of punches for 340 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:55,159 Speaker 1: the face. So a little thirty five pound, precious, little 341 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:59,280 Speaker 1: little rodent kitty in my hands. Oh, I mean yeah, 342 00:20:59,359 --> 00:21:00,960 Speaker 1: and I obviously don't want to bother them, but I 343 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:03,400 Speaker 1: feel like I could win them over and enjoy the time. 344 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:08,760 Speaker 1: Maybe you could become friends. Yeah, so they are. There's 345 00:21:08,760 --> 00:21:10,600 Speaker 1: a good reason that you are seeing a lot of 346 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:13,240 Speaker 1: cappy bar in these guys because they are in the 347 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:16,760 Speaker 1: cavvy families, so they are related to both guinea pigs 348 00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:21,280 Speaker 1: and cappy barras. So these are like, these are like 349 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:25,000 Speaker 1: cappy barras, but sort of the runway version, where they've 350 00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:28,160 Speaker 1: got the really long legs, they've got the stiletta's their 351 00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:34,000 Speaker 1: work in the runway, whereas cappy baras are much more sausage. Like. 352 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:38,960 Speaker 1: These are like sausage but on sort of stilts. Yeah, 353 00:21:39,040 --> 00:21:42,040 Speaker 1: they're they're elevated, like when you see those houses on 354 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:45,840 Speaker 1: the shore and you're just like, oh, yeah, this this 355 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,600 Speaker 1: one's built for hurricane season. That's why. So they don't 356 00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:51,600 Speaker 1: have hoofs, but their feet are kind of small and 357 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,440 Speaker 1: hoof like, and so their movement is kind of interesting. 358 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,439 Speaker 1: They can hop like a rabbit, they can gallop, or 359 00:21:57,480 --> 00:22:01,640 Speaker 1: they can stopped, so stopping or pronking, which I guess 360 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:05,240 Speaker 1: our real words is hopping on all fours at once, 361 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:09,200 Speaker 1: which is typically something done by deer or antelope. That's 362 00:22:09,240 --> 00:22:11,959 Speaker 1: good stuff. That's good stuff right there. Yet they have 363 00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:15,600 Speaker 1: um their their feet kind of look like German shepherd feet. Yeah, 364 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:19,439 Speaker 1: a little danky thanky little feats. And then the just 365 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:23,639 Speaker 1: the fact that they pronk, which again I guess is 366 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:27,040 Speaker 1: a real word where they're just like you've seen that, 367 00:22:27,119 --> 00:22:29,480 Speaker 1: like we're deer or antelope do the little thing where 368 00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:32,320 Speaker 1: it's like do do do? Do? Do? Do? Do? Do do? Do? 369 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:37,040 Speaker 1: You know, just like the little dancer. Um. I would 370 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:40,159 Speaker 1: like to say that that is the official movement of 371 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:46,800 Speaker 1: the goofy bastard, so that that does land. Yeah, yeah, 372 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:50,840 Speaker 1: like there should be bouncy sounds edited into all nature 373 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:54,680 Speaker 1: documentaries about this animal. So I don't usually quote Wikipedia 374 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:58,360 Speaker 1: on the show, but I do love this line from 375 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:02,600 Speaker 1: the Wikipedia on these guys quote its tail is short, 376 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:08,119 Speaker 1: depressed and hairless, which you know which one among us aren't. 377 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,240 Speaker 1: As a member of the Los Angeles comedy scene, I 378 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:15,960 Speaker 1: am familiar with many versions of that tail in person form. 379 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:18,400 Speaker 1: But yeah, it's tail is very strange. So you look 380 00:23:18,400 --> 00:23:20,439 Speaker 1: at its butt and you think that, like, what is 381 00:23:20,480 --> 00:23:22,119 Speaker 1: that thing kind of sticking out like, is it a 382 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:24,600 Speaker 1: little poopoo? Like, what is that? It looks like a 383 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:29,440 Speaker 1: little poop No, that's his tail. Oh yeah, it looks 384 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,200 Speaker 1: like he's he's got a turtle head going on right there. 385 00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:35,280 Speaker 1: But in reality, that's his little that's his little tail. 386 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:38,840 Speaker 1: Like when you think about like what tails are used for, 387 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:43,399 Speaker 1: I'm like, that doesn't seem useful. Yeah, I think it's 388 00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:50,040 Speaker 1: like kind of on its way out right. It's like, yeah, 389 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:53,240 Speaker 1: it's sort of like, you know, we don't really need this. 390 00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:58,159 Speaker 1: I think it does. Probably they probably it helps them 391 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,439 Speaker 1: in terms of like scent marking, so they still have it, 392 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,639 Speaker 1: but they don't need much of it. You know. It 393 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:06,240 Speaker 1: doesn't need to be furry, and so it's just this 394 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:10,040 Speaker 1: little nub to rub their stench on things. Yeah, just 395 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:14,560 Speaker 1: a little dabble. Do you look at I mean it 396 00:24:14,720 --> 00:24:19,040 Speaker 1: is it is funny that that its tail is the 397 00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,320 Speaker 1: tail version of it as an animal, just like this 398 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:25,080 Speaker 1: little goofy, stubby looking thing sticking out of a goofy 399 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,399 Speaker 1: stubby looking things. Little sausage coming out of a sausage. 400 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:31,920 Speaker 1: It's just sausage and sausage and sausage. So real. Putting 401 00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,800 Speaker 1: a hat on a hat energy here with this guy 402 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:37,400 Speaker 1: putting a sausage on the sausage. So they are herbivores 403 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:41,480 Speaker 1: and they basically live in hippie communes. They form these 404 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:46,800 Speaker 1: lifelong monogamous relationships, with the males being much more clingy 405 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:50,160 Speaker 1: than the females. They will follow the females around, marking 406 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,119 Speaker 1: them with pe like, they'll pe on the females be 407 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,480 Speaker 1: like you're you're my wife, and then they'll leave more 408 00:24:56,560 --> 00:25:00,679 Speaker 1: markings in her path, sort of creating this like zone 409 00:25:00,760 --> 00:25:04,159 Speaker 1: around the female where he's just like constantly peeing and 410 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:07,919 Speaker 1: leaving scent markings. He's like heralding her. But instead of 411 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:13,760 Speaker 1: tossing romantic rose petals, uh, he's pooping around. I mean, 412 00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:18,040 Speaker 1: they don't have like jobs, so they can't buy rose petals, right, 413 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,920 Speaker 1: so I guess you gotta work with what you have. 414 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,240 Speaker 1: You know. It's very sweet that he uses all his 415 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:26,040 Speaker 1: p for that, you know. Yeah, I guess in a 416 00:25:26,119 --> 00:25:29,679 Speaker 1: way it is. Um, here's more romance for you. Males 417 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,439 Speaker 1: will pee on the females, but and then the female 418 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:36,119 Speaker 1: will pee in the male's face, so you know, whatever 419 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,840 Speaker 1: floats their boat. Honestly, we don't want shame here on 420 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:43,879 Speaker 1: creature features. Here, like this is one of those situations 421 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:47,119 Speaker 1: where you're like, you, guys, this is what Yeah, you 422 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,240 Speaker 1: know what, I don't have to do it. Consent is key, 423 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:53,600 Speaker 1: so which which seems to me like this is a 424 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:57,680 Speaker 1: very consensual situation. I think so yes. Um. So they 425 00:25:57,720 --> 00:26:03,600 Speaker 1: will often live with other couples in communal warrants. So yeah, 426 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:07,720 Speaker 1: this like big hippie dippy colony where there is often 427 00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,919 Speaker 1: this like they just have all the young kind of 428 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:15,000 Speaker 1: inside this giant burrow living together. Typically, mothers will really 429 00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:19,800 Speaker 1: only nurse their own offspring, but sometimes, uh, someone else's 430 00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:22,160 Speaker 1: kid is going to like sneak in a sip of milk. 431 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,280 Speaker 1: There's always that always happens, you know, you make sandwiches 432 00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:27,560 Speaker 1: for your kid, and then like the neighbor kid comes 433 00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:30,720 Speaker 1: over and is all sticky and asking for a sandwich, 434 00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,680 Speaker 1: and what are you gonna do? Not feed the kid? 435 00:26:32,760 --> 00:26:34,800 Speaker 1: Not feed the kid. Well, some of these some of 436 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,439 Speaker 1: the females will decide not to do that and actually 437 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:40,600 Speaker 1: shove the baby away that's not their own, which is 438 00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,840 Speaker 1: really funny. But sometimes they don't. It kind of depends 439 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,120 Speaker 1: on their mood. It depends on how cool they are. 440 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:51,760 Speaker 1: The cool the cool mom, the cool giant rodent. Mom. Um, 441 00:26:51,800 --> 00:26:54,520 Speaker 1: you're just walking around engaging in water sports and beating 442 00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:58,439 Speaker 1: up other people's kids, right, and you know, but it 443 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,320 Speaker 1: is kind of cool. They all live in this communal 444 00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:03,919 Speaker 1: warren and it does help keep them safer, you know, 445 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:08,280 Speaker 1: their safety and numbers. Um. And then you know, last 446 00:27:08,359 --> 00:27:11,960 Speaker 1: fun cute fact about these little guys is they will 447 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,480 Speaker 1: eat their own poop to redigest nutrients, just like other calvies. 448 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:20,719 Speaker 1: Why not. Yeah, you know what, this is not a 449 00:27:21,280 --> 00:27:23,600 Speaker 1: This is not an animal that is burdened by the 450 00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:28,760 Speaker 1: shame of Christianity, No very much. Now what this guy 451 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,879 Speaker 1: they know what they're doing, now I would yeah, I 452 00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:35,280 Speaker 1: would say shame um or discussed. Are not things known 453 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:39,680 Speaker 1: to this this fun little sausage on stilts. Yeah. Yeah, 454 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:42,359 Speaker 1: it's just a little a little bold, live your own 455 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:45,159 Speaker 1: life kind of a situation. Right. It's like, you know, 456 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:49,879 Speaker 1: they live, they live in a commune. They hang out, 457 00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:56,159 Speaker 1: the males, you know, poop around, the females, um on 458 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:59,240 Speaker 1: each other, on each other. They're just living their best 459 00:27:59,320 --> 00:28:05,160 Speaker 1: lives freely. That's really sweet away from judgment. If they're 460 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,720 Speaker 1: if they're because they're clearly if Look, you've got to 461 00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:09,920 Speaker 1: be into it to take it to the face, right, 462 00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:12,440 Speaker 1: like you know, like I understand, like, oh yeah, you 463 00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:14,439 Speaker 1: got me on the butt, stop it, you know, like 464 00:28:14,480 --> 00:28:16,320 Speaker 1: I can understand that, But like then was it like 465 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,480 Speaker 1: all right? Turn around? He's like this is what I 466 00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,320 Speaker 1: signed up for, and in that situation, you're like, okay, 467 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:26,240 Speaker 1: this is like ravenous consent. Yeah. I think it's interesting 468 00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:29,840 Speaker 1: that the ping also works as a way of the 469 00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:33,000 Speaker 1: female communicating to the male because like the a lot 470 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:36,879 Speaker 1: of the one very specific message, well the actually the 471 00:28:36,920 --> 00:28:39,320 Speaker 1: message for like some of the p like when the 472 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:42,000 Speaker 1: female ps on a male's face is like I am 473 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:47,360 Speaker 1: not reproductively receptive right now, So there's no point um 474 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:50,800 Speaker 1: And so he's like okay, and then you know that's that. 475 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:54,120 Speaker 1: It's like it's like, hey, you know what you you 476 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,960 Speaker 1: you you shot your shot, but no, it's just it's 477 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:00,640 Speaker 1: just P And he's like, all right, I've dealt with 478 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:05,360 Speaker 1: similar things emotionally not physically, but you know what, the 479 00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,800 Speaker 1: energy is still there. What would be a like a 480 00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:11,600 Speaker 1: spray of pet of the face emotionally, I mean I 481 00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:15,240 Speaker 1: think the good the stereotypically sitcom answer to that would 482 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:18,320 Speaker 1: be I have a headache, right right, like the timing 483 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,920 Speaker 1: like or in general sort of relationship stuff. It's just like, well, 484 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:25,120 Speaker 1: the timing is just not right, you know, Yeah, you 485 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,800 Speaker 1: get that, but with less less urine, like not les urine. 486 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:33,800 Speaker 1: But again, communication is key, whether it's with words or urine. Yeah, 487 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,360 Speaker 1: that's good. I mean, look, urine is the words of 488 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:41,120 Speaker 1: the body. So we've all been there. Sure I'm gonna say, 489 00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:46,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna say yes, fine, yes, and this one straight 490 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:52,360 Speaker 1: through I'm going to do that. Yes. Um So I 491 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:57,240 Speaker 1: would say, though, unless you are Patagonian Mara, I would 492 00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:03,280 Speaker 1: potentially use your words rather than your pepe unless it's 493 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,600 Speaker 1: in snow. Unless it's like in snow and you're actually 494 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:10,240 Speaker 1: writing words in snow with with P, then I think 495 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,680 Speaker 1: that's like, you know, it's like, hey, left for the 496 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:18,200 Speaker 1: grocery store, uh, soups in the oven. Then you kind 497 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,720 Speaker 1: of run out of P though, you know what I mean. Yeah, 498 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:23,000 Speaker 1: that's one thing I miss about living in New England 499 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:28,160 Speaker 1: is not having to pay for all those notebooks, right yeah, 500 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,680 Speaker 1: I mean it's a useful thing, right, Like, especially when 501 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:32,320 Speaker 1: you're on the trail you don't have a pen and 502 00:30:32,360 --> 00:30:35,280 Speaker 1: paper and you're like bears a head and you pee 503 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:38,680 Speaker 1: that right in there, yeah, which is going to intract 504 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:43,600 Speaker 1: the bears, right, and so they'll definitely be ahead. Yeah. Yeah, 505 00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,720 Speaker 1: there's a there's a real, real cause and effects situation 506 00:30:46,840 --> 00:30:49,280 Speaker 1: happening in one of those situations right right, it's like, 507 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:51,680 Speaker 1: look at this bear and then you know it'll come, 508 00:30:51,720 --> 00:30:54,360 Speaker 1: because it'll come. I'm gonna I'm gonna cuddle that bear 509 00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:58,000 Speaker 1: before I go though, right, it'll see a bear's ears. 510 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,680 Speaker 1: I'm gonna touch a Yeah, it's like you see in 511 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:04,320 Speaker 1: the in the snow, like a pea message. That's like, 512 00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,040 Speaker 1: I'm going to cuddle this bit. And you don't know 513 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,200 Speaker 1: if it's because you ran out a pea, or if 514 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:13,880 Speaker 1: the bear got you, or if you were too busy cuddling. Right, 515 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:20,280 Speaker 1: that's the third unlikely option. You know what, you don't 516 00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,240 Speaker 1: know until you try. Um, that's true, and you know 517 00:31:23,440 --> 00:31:25,320 Speaker 1: for then a very short amount of time, but at 518 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:28,920 Speaker 1: least you know it's fair. I feel like you're really 519 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:31,240 Speaker 1: doubting my ability to pet the bear. But no, no, no, 520 00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:36,040 Speaker 1: I'm not doubting. I'm not doubting your ability to pet 521 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:41,040 Speaker 1: the bear. I'm just saying that that's probably you'll probably 522 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,840 Speaker 1: get a pet in and then that'll be about it 523 00:31:44,800 --> 00:31:53,680 Speaker 1: for for the rest of your life. So we're gonna 524 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:59,200 Speaker 1: leave our beautiful harry rhinos and our wonderful giant long 525 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:02,800 Speaker 1: legged been rodents, and we're going to go into the 526 00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:07,520 Speaker 1: ocean and look at the world's most photogenic fish, the 527 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:12,160 Speaker 1: parrot fish. I just take a look, Jeff and enjoy, 528 00:32:12,520 --> 00:32:17,120 Speaker 1: just really look at look at this goofball. Look at him, 529 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:21,320 Speaker 1: look like cheese. And for the camera, there's real ted 530 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:25,040 Speaker 1: lasso energy to this to this animal here. Oh, this 531 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:28,120 Speaker 1: guy is good. And I know he's a fish. I 532 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:32,280 Speaker 1: get it. I understand how fish sprains work, but it 533 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:34,160 Speaker 1: really does look like he wants to be my friend. 534 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:37,240 Speaker 1: They look super happy. I've never seen a fish look 535 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:40,440 Speaker 1: more psyched to be a fish. They're like, I'm a fish. 536 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:44,880 Speaker 1: Heck yeah, I mean water. Yes, this is the fish 537 00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:50,200 Speaker 1: version of like aquaca right, like, yeah, exactly. It definitely 538 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,719 Speaker 1: has that quacca look for sure. And the thing that 539 00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,520 Speaker 1: helps it with the smile is it has teeth. It 540 00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,560 Speaker 1: looks like it has people teeth. It looks like a 541 00:32:58,680 --> 00:33:03,920 Speaker 1: character like a Dream Works characters something, except like less uncanny, 542 00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,360 Speaker 1: like it actually looks more convincing to me, as like 543 00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,360 Speaker 1: because it's well yes, but I mean it has because 544 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:13,600 Speaker 1: it's not an animated movie. But it's human expression is 545 00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:17,840 Speaker 1: more like it feels more human, I guess, or or 546 00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:23,440 Speaker 1: less Uncanny Valley than like the animated versions. Yeah. His 547 00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:28,240 Speaker 1: his Pixar looking idiot face is uh, it's it's it's 548 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:32,959 Speaker 1: layered with primary colors, which is real fun. I'm guessing 549 00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:34,960 Speaker 1: that's why they call it the parrot fish, right, yeah, 550 00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,760 Speaker 1: well this one. So there are many species of parrot fish. 551 00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:41,400 Speaker 1: This one I think is the Mediterranean parrot fish. It's gorgeous. 552 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:45,960 Speaker 1: It's red, yellow, and blue. Um. There are other species 553 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:49,840 Speaker 1: as well. Uh, and all the species of parrot fish 554 00:33:49,920 --> 00:33:53,800 Speaker 1: typically have these goofy smiles. So there are like blue ones, 555 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:57,400 Speaker 1: there's blue and orange, blue and yellow. They're all quite beautiful. 556 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:02,160 Speaker 1: And addition that, like they're parrot fish because in addition 557 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:06,560 Speaker 1: to their beautiful tropical colors, they also have those teeth 558 00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:10,640 Speaker 1: which are like beaks. Oh that's good stuff. And also 559 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:12,880 Speaker 1: because pirates would put them on their shoulders, that it 560 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:15,440 Speaker 1: was it didn't go as well, this thing flopping around 561 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:20,919 Speaker 1: in the water. Yeah, me, parrots seems to be having 562 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:25,120 Speaker 1: a problem. I have a fabily of the help you 563 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:29,360 Speaker 1: gona go visit this guy. They're Mediterranean, right, Yeah, I could. 564 00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:32,160 Speaker 1: I could go and say hi, be like hey, just 565 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:36,200 Speaker 1: like swim out there, get get in somewhere in the 566 00:34:36,239 --> 00:34:39,439 Speaker 1: Mediterranean and find out. Yeah, but where where are these 567 00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:42,439 Speaker 1: were these goofy little tools at and then you haven't 568 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:44,840 Speaker 1: bringing it like, oh look at me so fun. Yeah, 569 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,880 Speaker 1: he looks very like he's got the I mean we 570 00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,080 Speaker 1: talked earlier about the DreamWorks thing, you know, the like 571 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,600 Speaker 1: DreamWorks smirk. How like all the characters always have that 572 00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:57,799 Speaker 1: little like sideways smirk into the camera. It's like I'm 573 00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,399 Speaker 1: a bit of a stinker kind of look like that's 574 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:02,440 Speaker 1: what he's getting here, Like I'm a little bit of 575 00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:06,400 Speaker 1: a stinker. Um. Yeah. This is voiced by mal blank 576 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:10,120 Speaker 1: Energy in the space. Yeah. So. Parrot fish are a 577 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:14,920 Speaker 1: family of around ninety fish species. Um. They're mainly found 578 00:35:14,920 --> 00:35:21,400 Speaker 1: in the Indo Pacific in coral reefs, coasts and seagrass forests. Uh. 579 00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,759 Speaker 1: Their name obviously comes from the fact that they have 580 00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:27,600 Speaker 1: a beak and they're these bright colors, although to me 581 00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,000 Speaker 1: it looks less like a beak and more like this 582 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:35,600 Speaker 1: like big buck tooth smile. Yeah, they use these teeth 583 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:39,839 Speaker 1: to scrape algae and the living tissue, which is called 584 00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:43,880 Speaker 1: polyps off of coral. So coral are these really hard 585 00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:49,440 Speaker 1: structures that contain these symbiotic algae and also the living 586 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:53,080 Speaker 1: tissue of the coral. And so the parrot fish wants 587 00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:55,680 Speaker 1: to eat this stuff, and to do that they have 588 00:35:55,760 --> 00:36:00,799 Speaker 1: to grind up coral. And so that seems like that'd 589 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,839 Speaker 1: be pretty hard on your teeth. Like, if we try 590 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,400 Speaker 1: to basically eat a big bowl of coral, it would 591 00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:11,080 Speaker 1: destroy our teeth. And so they have to have pretty 592 00:36:11,239 --> 00:36:15,000 Speaker 1: special teeth for this, and their teeth are actually a 593 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:19,320 Speaker 1: bunch of tiny teeth. They have over a thousand teeth 594 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:24,240 Speaker 1: lined up in vertical stacks which continually grow and get replaced. 595 00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:28,080 Speaker 1: Oh same, yeah, so how is that? How is that? 596 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:31,839 Speaker 1: Did you have like braces or like a lot of 597 00:36:32,040 --> 00:36:37,080 Speaker 1: the braces cost in visile line? Maybe? Yeah? Yeah, no, 598 00:36:37,200 --> 00:36:40,720 Speaker 1: I'm actually, you know, funny enough, I'm actually missing two teeth. 599 00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:43,680 Speaker 1: I have less teeth than one would expect. I see, well, 600 00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:47,600 Speaker 1: you know, less teeth the floss, right, that that is true, 601 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,919 Speaker 1: And just these big aping cavities I call it, they're 602 00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,680 Speaker 1: not I don't call them church teeth, but like if 603 00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:55,880 Speaker 1: you look slightly past my smile, you could see be like, oh, 604 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:58,480 Speaker 1: I got like two teeth in there. Well you know, 605 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:02,720 Speaker 1: I mean again, I think that it's more streamlined, fewer 606 00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:07,640 Speaker 1: teeth to floss. Um. But if you're not wrong, if 607 00:37:07,719 --> 00:37:10,080 Speaker 1: I do get like huge chunks of stuff stuck in there, 608 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,719 Speaker 1: like I should flost this out, do you have one 609 00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:17,400 Speaker 1: of those syringes of water that you can kind of 610 00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:19,680 Speaker 1: like jet in there, spray it out. Just get a 611 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,399 Speaker 1: water pick for this one huge gap and yeah, it's 612 00:37:22,480 --> 00:37:26,480 Speaker 1: very funny. Yeah, I mean, like I mean, I I 613 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:30,040 Speaker 1: had the I had the like, um, the sort of 614 00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,480 Speaker 1: water syringe for when I got my wisdom teeth out, 615 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,719 Speaker 1: because I got all four out at once, um, and 616 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:38,879 Speaker 1: there was a lot of holes in my mouth and 617 00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:44,399 Speaker 1: a shocking amount of food gets in there. Yeah, one 618 00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:47,400 Speaker 1: would think, yeah, I have still have my wisdom teeth. 619 00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:51,360 Speaker 1: I still have those, um, but I did after years 620 00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,520 Speaker 1: of whatever sports that you do, your teeth sometimes just 621 00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:57,640 Speaker 1: and so I was like, well, I guess just pull 622 00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,440 Speaker 1: them out. And they're like, do you want an implant? 623 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:02,400 Speaker 1: It's only ten dollars. I'm like, oh, you don't know 624 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:07,960 Speaker 1: what job I have. It's only your firstborn son. Yeah. Meanwhile, 625 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,640 Speaker 1: these guys are doing great. Yeah, they could really be 626 00:38:10,800 --> 00:38:14,200 Speaker 1: boxers because like their teeth are constantly growing, so when 627 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:18,400 Speaker 1: one falls out, like there's more to replace them. So 628 00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:21,239 Speaker 1: they have like the beaver energy of like having to 629 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:24,439 Speaker 1: like use them or or or they just go through 630 00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:27,640 Speaker 1: your face basically. I mean, I don't I don't know 631 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:31,520 Speaker 1: of any of them that where that happens. But it's 632 00:38:31,560 --> 00:38:35,839 Speaker 1: because their only way of eating is using them, so 633 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,960 Speaker 1: like that is their only option is to eat the 634 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,759 Speaker 1: coral and use them. Um. But yeah, no, I mean, 635 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:46,319 Speaker 1: like they do grow and so like, but instead of 636 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:49,480 Speaker 1: it being one solid tooth growing, it's like these like 637 00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:58,120 Speaker 1: stacks of teeth growing upwards vertically. Um, that's way more terrifying. Yeah, yeah, 638 00:38:58,160 --> 00:39:00,239 Speaker 1: I guess so. I mean, if you're afraid of a 639 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,719 Speaker 1: thousand teeth in one smiling mouth, but hey, you know 640 00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:10,479 Speaker 1: it's like venom teeth. It's more smile per square inch 641 00:39:10,520 --> 00:39:14,359 Speaker 1: in my opinion, So that is fair. But like it's 642 00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:15,759 Speaker 1: funny because you look at it and yeah that he 643 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,239 Speaker 1: looks like he's wearing clown teeth. You know, it looks 644 00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:20,000 Speaker 1: like he's wearing like and then you look closely and 645 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:22,520 Speaker 1: you see that it's just a thousand tiny daggers, and 646 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:24,640 Speaker 1: you're like, this is way different than what I was expecting. 647 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:28,240 Speaker 1: It's a lot of smile. So the teeth are harder 648 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:31,640 Speaker 1: than copper, and a square inch of parrot fish teeth 649 00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:37,040 Speaker 1: can withstand over five tons of pressure. Microscopic viewings of 650 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,800 Speaker 1: the teeth show that each tooth has a dense chain 651 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:43,879 Speaker 1: mail like pattern that gives it such resilience. So this 652 00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:48,800 Speaker 1: is how they can chew through coral without really breaking 653 00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:53,200 Speaker 1: a sweat um. They are responsible for creating a huge 654 00:39:53,200 --> 00:39:57,520 Speaker 1: amount of sand. So when they eat this coral, they 655 00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:02,960 Speaker 1: grind it up. They eat I just the polyps and algae, 656 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:07,200 Speaker 1: but they don't digest the like coral skeleton. And so 657 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,279 Speaker 1: after that's ground up, Uh, they don't, they don't really 658 00:40:10,280 --> 00:40:14,480 Speaker 1: eat it. So sand is a byproduct. So one parrot 659 00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:17,680 Speaker 1: fish can chew its way through enough coral to create 660 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:22,400 Speaker 1: around a thousand or four d and fifty of sand annually. 661 00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:26,560 Speaker 1: That's it's not not a lot of sand. That's a 662 00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,399 Speaker 1: lot of sand. Because didn't they didn't they say there's 663 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:32,440 Speaker 1: like a sand Uh, we're going through like a sand 664 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:36,840 Speaker 1: deficit right now. Yeah, I think there's it's like there's 665 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:41,720 Speaker 1: some things where like sand beaches are becoming less sandy. 666 00:40:41,840 --> 00:40:44,920 Speaker 1: I don't think there's necessarily a sand deficit in the ocean, 667 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:49,200 Speaker 1: but definitely for beaches. No, like for like, for like 668 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:56,160 Speaker 1: American manufacturing and building, it's becoming like the concept of 669 00:40:56,200 --> 00:41:00,080 Speaker 1: sand is becoming endangered. I guess that's interesting. Yeah know, 670 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:04,399 Speaker 1: I don't know too much about like industrial sand running out, 671 00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:06,400 Speaker 1: but I guess that would stand a reason. If you 672 00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:10,160 Speaker 1: have less sand on beaches, then you have less sand 673 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:14,840 Speaker 1: to collect as industry. Yeah, because I mean, I guess 674 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,440 Speaker 1: you know, there's a lot of us on here, and 675 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:19,759 Speaker 1: there's eight billion of us needing glass and brick and 676 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:23,120 Speaker 1: all these different things, and apparently sand is a huge 677 00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:26,560 Speaker 1: ingredient that we never think about. These guys are just 678 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:30,200 Speaker 1: making it right, And I mean it's interesting because like 679 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:34,120 Speaker 1: they are because they rely on coral reefs. Like if 680 00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:40,320 Speaker 1: we are destroying coral reefs through uh climate change, industry pollution, 681 00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,600 Speaker 1: then like you know, it's kind of this vicious cycle 682 00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:47,200 Speaker 1: of like we're taking sand out and then also taking 683 00:41:47,239 --> 00:41:50,800 Speaker 1: out the animals that make the sand. So that's bad. 684 00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:58,160 Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, we could probably do the planet better. 685 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,279 Speaker 1: I'm just going to go out on the limb and 686 00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:03,960 Speaker 1: say that, Yeah, a bit of a controversial take, but 687 00:42:04,040 --> 00:42:08,759 Speaker 1: I too agree that maybe we should be like a 688 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:14,000 Speaker 1: little little less bad when it comes to like, you know, 689 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,960 Speaker 1: the earth, like maybe kill I don't know, a couple 690 00:42:17,040 --> 00:42:21,360 Speaker 1: fewer species per year. Yeah, I do like the laziest 691 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:24,120 Speaker 1: versions of that where I'm just like I mostly don't 692 00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:28,279 Speaker 1: eat meat, or like I drive a previous prime that 693 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:31,080 Speaker 1: can plug in every once in a while, Like they're 694 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:34,319 Speaker 1: all like very very small, tiny little baby steps that 695 00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:36,640 Speaker 1: in the long term, I'm like, I'm probably not doing anything, 696 00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:39,360 Speaker 1: but whatever. Well, I mean I think that if everyone 697 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,279 Speaker 1: ate less meat, that would have a huge impact, right, 698 00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,960 Speaker 1: if we all reduced our meat consumption, that would have 699 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:50,920 Speaker 1: a gigantic impact. Obviously, most a like a disproportionate amount 700 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:57,279 Speaker 1: of the contributors to climate change aren't individual people but industry. Um. 701 00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,520 Speaker 1: But still, I mean I still think like if you, like, 702 00:42:59,600 --> 00:43:02,239 Speaker 1: if you and even if you don't become vegetarian, like 703 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:05,279 Speaker 1: I'm not a vegetarian, but if you just like eat 704 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,680 Speaker 1: a little bit less meat, uh, you know, like maybe 705 00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:12,279 Speaker 1: eat more vegetarian meals, cut down your meat consumption, you 706 00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:14,880 Speaker 1: know that that really helps when when you do it 707 00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,279 Speaker 1: on a massive scale. So, you know, I think that's 708 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:21,200 Speaker 1: nothing to sneeze at. Yeah, I mean it's it is 709 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,600 Speaker 1: one of those things I would say, is this an 710 00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:27,080 Speaker 1: edible fish? The parrot fish? You know, I don't know. 711 00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:32,239 Speaker 1: Is that something where they can you really like, eat 712 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:34,880 Speaker 1: something that smiles at you. I guess the goldfish snack 713 00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:38,279 Speaker 1: cracker proved that, yes you can. Yeah. I would also 714 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:42,319 Speaker 1: say that, yes, but humans will eat everything. Yeah, Like 715 00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,080 Speaker 1: that's one of those things where like, wow, this thing 716 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,040 Speaker 1: is a really cute smile. I bet it's going to 717 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:49,040 Speaker 1: be delicious. Yeah. I think about how many foods we 718 00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:51,480 Speaker 1: eat that are based off of that. We have cartoons 719 00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:54,920 Speaker 1: based off of you know. Yeah, apparently, yes, people do 720 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:59,040 Speaker 1: eat parrot fish, which you know, I guess, uh. I 721 00:43:59,080 --> 00:44:03,799 Speaker 1: guess anything that is beautiful in nature, I guess also 722 00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:07,080 Speaker 1: tastes good. I guess you don't want sand, everyone, you 723 00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:09,719 Speaker 1: don't want sand. But yeah, so the sand that they 724 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:12,319 Speaker 1: create by eating the coral is not It's not just 725 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:15,000 Speaker 1: like crumbs that they like spit out. They poop it out. 726 00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,760 Speaker 1: It goes all the way through the parrot fish. So 727 00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,840 Speaker 1: a lot of these beaches where it has this beautiful 728 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:25,320 Speaker 1: white sand. Uh, this is uh poop, parrot fish poop 729 00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,839 Speaker 1: in part, So think about that next time you eat 730 00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:31,480 Speaker 1: a nice heaping glass of sand. That's poop you're eating. 731 00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,200 Speaker 1: So maybe you should stop doing that. That's poop you're 732 00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:38,759 Speaker 1: vacationing on. Um. But yeah, I mean that just makes 733 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:42,520 Speaker 1: me want to stand on it more, I guess. Uh so, yeah, 734 00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:45,000 Speaker 1: because you feel closer to the smiling fish, right and 735 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:49,680 Speaker 1: like I'm I'm enjoying your warm, dried poops. So I'm 736 00:44:49,680 --> 00:44:52,400 Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna take my little baby rhino and my 737 00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:55,960 Speaker 1: little weird rat and we are going to just vacation 738 00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,520 Speaker 1: on the parrot poop, parrot fish poop. Excuse me, all 739 00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:04,640 Speaker 1: smoke in your Jinko jeans, So in my Jinko jeans 740 00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:08,320 Speaker 1: that probably are are covered in in weird rodent piss. 741 00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:11,120 Speaker 1: I mean you deserve it at that mud. If you're 742 00:45:11,200 --> 00:45:15,200 Speaker 1: trying to like smuggle a Patagonian Mara in your Jinko jeans, 743 00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:17,240 Speaker 1: it's going to be covered in poop and pea. And 744 00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:23,320 Speaker 1: you know that's that's sort of it's karmic retribution. We 745 00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:28,000 Speaker 1: like to call that a small price to pay. I 746 00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:32,759 Speaker 1: will sacrifice my jinko jeans of this one moment where 747 00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,600 Speaker 1: immediately let them out and the rhinoceros gores me right 748 00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:38,919 Speaker 1: today for forcing friendship on a wild animal that has 749 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,719 Speaker 1: no idea what is going on. So um. Yeah. Even 750 00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:45,600 Speaker 1: though the parrot fish do chew on coral, they are 751 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:49,520 Speaker 1: actually good for coral reefs, so think of them as 752 00:45:49,640 --> 00:45:53,399 Speaker 1: coral gardeners. By trimming some of the excess algae from 753 00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:56,680 Speaker 1: the coral, the coral polyps are actually able to grow 754 00:45:56,760 --> 00:46:01,840 Speaker 1: back stronger. So they're like pruning the oral essentially. Uh 755 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:05,880 Speaker 1: and yeah, they these amazing, beautiful, smiling fish. They're like 756 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:10,440 Speaker 1: maintaining our coral reefs, making us nice sand. They're wonderful, 757 00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,440 Speaker 1: wonderful little guys. And they get to look like a 758 00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,879 Speaker 1: sweet little idiot while they do it. They really do. 759 00:46:16,640 --> 00:46:18,520 Speaker 1: That's really the best part. They look like such a 760 00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:21,440 Speaker 1: good dude. You may you see him and you're like 761 00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:25,640 Speaker 1: hey fish, and he's like hey man, HOI Like there's 762 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:28,920 Speaker 1: a goofy energy to this fish is how they sound. 763 00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,880 Speaker 1: I love that, Like, I mean, it's really not a fluke. 764 00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,160 Speaker 1: Like you look at so many pictures of parrot fish, 765 00:46:34,200 --> 00:46:36,640 Speaker 1: they're all they're all smiling. There's like what They can 766 00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,040 Speaker 1: also do a closed melth smile, which is really funny 767 00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,080 Speaker 1: because of the shape of their beak, it kind of 768 00:46:41,120 --> 00:46:43,919 Speaker 1: forces their lips upwards, so they kind of they look 769 00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:46,520 Speaker 1: like they're doing this like doofy little clothes mouth like, 770 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:49,800 Speaker 1: you know, I'm a little shy, but I'm still smiling 771 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:55,120 Speaker 1: a very coquettish smile from this u from this very 772 00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:59,719 Speaker 1: very sweet fish, like oh, stop stop photographing me. But 773 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:03,000 Speaker 1: they love it. They love it. Go on with that. 774 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,120 Speaker 1: You have people that painting it on the side of 775 00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:10,600 Speaker 1: their World War two fighter planes, painting it's one little 776 00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:14,560 Speaker 1: it's one little sweet looking fish with fish. Yeah, we 777 00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:17,840 Speaker 1: can wink wink um. They're so cute. I'd love it 778 00:47:17,840 --> 00:47:19,919 Speaker 1: if they flirted with me. But I think they're only 779 00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:24,359 Speaker 1: interested in coral, only interested in my coral jewelry. I've 780 00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:32,040 Speaker 1: been dealing from the ocean. So um. Before we go, 781 00:47:32,400 --> 00:47:34,840 Speaker 1: like I mentioned earlier, we gotta play a little game, 782 00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:38,920 Speaker 1: and that game is called Guess Who's Squawking? It's the 783 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:42,280 Speaker 1: Mystery Animal sound game. Every week I play a mystery 784 00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:45,320 Speaker 1: animal sound in you the listener, and hey, you the guests, 785 00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:50,040 Speaker 1: try to guess who is squawking. Last week's hint was this. 786 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:54,720 Speaker 1: As a fellow introverted redhead, I sympathize this sometimes wanting 787 00:47:54,800 --> 00:48:07,800 Speaker 1: personal space. All right, Jeff, can you guess who is squawking? 788 00:48:09,080 --> 00:48:15,320 Speaker 1: Is that an orangutan? You are correct? Congratulations also to 789 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:19,600 Speaker 1: antib Craig K and Grant W who are the fastest 790 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:23,360 Speaker 1: to guess correctly the orangutan. So, yes, this is the 791 00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:28,799 Speaker 1: call of a male orangutan. Um bonus points. What do 792 00:48:28,800 --> 00:48:34,440 Speaker 1: you think he is trying to say? Well, uh, I 793 00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:37,919 Speaker 1: think he's probably saying back off. This is my territory. Yes, 794 00:48:38,120 --> 00:48:42,400 Speaker 1: that is absolutely correct. So. Orangutans are found in the 795 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:46,680 Speaker 1: rainforests of Boreo and Sumatra. Despite their large size, they 796 00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:50,359 Speaker 1: spend most of their time in trees, in nests that 797 00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,840 Speaker 1: they actually build themselves. The construction of their nests is 798 00:48:53,920 --> 00:48:58,319 Speaker 1: intricate and requires advanced intelligence as well as learning from 799 00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:02,760 Speaker 1: their parents. There is evidence that different groups of orangutans 800 00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:07,200 Speaker 1: build nests using different techniques, indicating that they actually have 801 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:14,560 Speaker 1: these different learned cultures. Orangutans are relatively solitary but also 802 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:18,520 Speaker 1: flexible in socializing. They'll establish their own home range, but 803 00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:21,920 Speaker 1: they can typically visit other ranges without too much trouble, 804 00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:25,680 Speaker 1: and they may interact with other oriutans, but if they 805 00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,600 Speaker 1: feel that their range is being threatened or someone is 806 00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:32,040 Speaker 1: invading their personal space, they'll issue what is called a 807 00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:36,800 Speaker 1: kiss squeak, which they suck air through their lips um 808 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:39,839 Speaker 1: and make this kind of like sound uh. And then 809 00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:42,680 Speaker 1: they will do this like rolling call, which is the 810 00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:44,879 Speaker 1: latter part of what you hear the woo woo woo 811 00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:48,640 Speaker 1: to tell you to back off. And that's exactly what 812 00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:52,319 Speaker 1: this orangutan is doing. And if you're a person, he 813 00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:57,440 Speaker 1: will tear your arms. Yeah, I mean they are. They 814 00:49:57,440 --> 00:50:00,400 Speaker 1: will defend themselves. I wouldn't say they're that aggress but 815 00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:05,520 Speaker 1: they are definitely capable. They're extremely strong and very capable. Yes, 816 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:09,799 Speaker 1: very capable. I have a friend who um worked with 817 00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:16,600 Speaker 1: orientans at a nature preserve um and like they were, 818 00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,840 Speaker 1: they were friendly with the rescuers, but once one of 819 00:50:18,840 --> 00:50:21,080 Speaker 1: them kind of grabbed her arm because he wanted to 820 00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:24,319 Speaker 1: like basically get her to go in a direction he 821 00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:26,719 Speaker 1: wanted to go. And it was like she could tell 822 00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:28,920 Speaker 1: he was going to like break her arm on accident, 823 00:50:29,520 --> 00:50:32,240 Speaker 1: and so she had to like kind of yell, yelp 824 00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,640 Speaker 1: you know, in pain, and like when the orient and 825 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:36,640 Speaker 1: saw that he was like hurting her, he looked like 826 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:42,440 Speaker 1: shocked and really sorry. But yeah, I can easily break 827 00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:45,160 Speaker 1: your arm without even realizing it. So you do not 828 00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:48,120 Speaker 1: want to piss them off and have them tried to 829 00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:52,840 Speaker 1: break your arm, because that would you know, it'd be 830 00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:57,560 Speaker 1: like an orangutane. Really, I have friends with the the 831 00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:02,799 Speaker 1: doctor Z. Dr zais a good friend of mine. Uh. 832 00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:05,439 Speaker 1: I mean, the joke is we don't break k fame. 833 00:51:05,560 --> 00:51:08,799 Speaker 1: But if you ever watch Hanging with Doctor Z, it's 834 00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:12,880 Speaker 1: a great show. It's really fun. Doctor doctor, Doctor's is, 835 00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:19,080 Speaker 1: Doctor's is, Doctor's Doctor's is. Oh, Doctor's is doctor. If 836 00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:21,000 Speaker 1: you haven't seen Hanging with Doctor Z, I think you'd 837 00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:24,640 Speaker 1: really like it. By the way, I'll definitely check it out. 838 00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:27,680 Speaker 1: It's a little thing. It sounds like my jam so 839 00:51:28,800 --> 00:51:32,319 Speaker 1: onto this week's Mr Animal sound. The hint is that 840 00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:39,520 Speaker 1: this is not quite a gobbler m hm hm oh, 841 00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:44,680 Speaker 1: jeff Hinny, guess who was making that sound? Um? First off, 842 00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:50,319 Speaker 1: the fact that's like I know a right perfect for me. Um, 843 00:51:50,360 --> 00:51:54,960 Speaker 1: I'm actually going to I feel like my the hint 844 00:51:55,200 --> 00:52:00,200 Speaker 1: is influencing my my choice. But I would my my 845 00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,600 Speaker 1: guests off of the hint would be a Turkey vulture. 846 00:52:03,080 --> 00:52:07,839 Speaker 1: Interesting guests Well, you will find out next week on 847 00:52:07,880 --> 00:52:12,359 Speaker 1: the next episode of Creature Feature. Jeff, thank you so 848 00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:15,120 Speaker 1: much for joining me today. Where can people find you? 849 00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:19,320 Speaker 1: Thank you for having me UM. I'm across several social 850 00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:22,400 Speaker 1: media's as well as long as they still exist upon publication. 851 00:52:22,480 --> 00:52:26,600 Speaker 1: We've got to diversify your investments. Boy, don't do we UM. 852 00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:28,759 Speaker 1: I'm at hey there, Jeff ro h e y t 853 00:52:29,080 --> 00:52:31,160 Speaker 1: h e r e j e f f r oh 854 00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:34,920 Speaker 1: and UM. As Katie mentioned earlier, I am a podcaster 855 00:52:35,160 --> 00:52:37,799 Speaker 1: by sort of by definition, so you can hear me 856 00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:40,600 Speaker 1: on Jeff has Cool Friends, UM, which is available for 857 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:43,200 Speaker 1: free everywhere but early at picture on dot com slash 858 00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,640 Speaker 1: Jeff may where you could hear that in monthly shows 859 00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:47,840 Speaker 1: like a Fine with Kim Crawl, as well as Nerd 860 00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:50,759 Speaker 1: with Dre Alvarez. You also might know me from Tom 861 00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:53,320 Speaker 1: and Jeff watch Batman on the game Fully Unemployed Network 862 00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:57,000 Speaker 1: with Tom Ryman. You may know me from Unpopular Opinion 863 00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:59,480 Speaker 1: and you Don't Even Like Sports, which is a sports 864 00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:02,480 Speaker 1: podcast for people that hate sports, and those are both 865 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:04,960 Speaker 1: with Adam Todd Brown. I don't know if you can 866 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:08,000 Speaker 1: notice the theme of my co hosts here Katie. Um, 867 00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:13,000 Speaker 1: but it's people you worked with. That's interesting. Huh yeah, 868 00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:18,200 Speaker 1: weird how that happens? Weird that works. You're also you 869 00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:22,720 Speaker 1: can also see you on Netflix, um, not winning any money. 870 00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:27,200 Speaker 1: You can see me on on the game show Bullshit 871 00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:32,120 Speaker 1: on Netflix, uh, where I had quite an interesting filming 872 00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:34,600 Speaker 1: and and did quite well, and then they edited out 873 00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:37,680 Speaker 1: the victory. But I still get some fun moments on that, 874 00:53:37,760 --> 00:53:40,440 Speaker 1: so I'm in episodes two and three. But it was 875 00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:42,520 Speaker 1: a lot of fun. And I also throw a live 876 00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:45,000 Speaker 1: comedy show the second Friday of every month at a 877 00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:47,640 Speaker 1: place called Blast from the Past on Magnolia and Burbank. 878 00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:49,800 Speaker 1: The name of the show is called mint on Card. 879 00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:52,719 Speaker 1: If you're a toy nerd, you understand that it's a 880 00:53:52,719 --> 00:53:55,000 Speaker 1: lot of fun, very free second Friday of every month, 881 00:53:55,040 --> 00:54:00,960 Speaker 1: so great. And to my Italian friends, that's in Los Angeles, 882 00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:04,040 Speaker 1: so it's not far away at all. Um, you can 883 00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:08,320 Speaker 1: make it. Yeah, it's barely a hemisphere away, right exactly? 884 00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:11,640 Speaker 1: If if what's his name, da Vinci can do it? 885 00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:14,680 Speaker 1: I forgot who the guy at Gallilate, No, who's the one? 886 00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:18,759 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the murdering one Christopher Columbus. If he can 887 00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:22,759 Speaker 1: do it, anyone can't because he sucked. He was he 888 00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:26,040 Speaker 1: sure did. I think I think it's I think somebody 889 00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:28,719 Speaker 1: on the Internet should mention that something. I think the 890 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:31,960 Speaker 1: Internet should address that Christopher wasn't a good guy. I'm 891 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:37,319 Speaker 1: the first one. Actually, yeah, I'm certainly I'm certainly not like, yeah, man, 892 00:54:37,360 --> 00:54:39,839 Speaker 1: we know at this point, right, no, no, no, no, 893 00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,680 Speaker 1: I'm the first to point it out. Thank you guys 894 00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:45,319 Speaker 1: so much for listen. If you think you know the 895 00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:47,439 Speaker 1: answer to the Mystery Animals sound game, you can write 896 00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:51,480 Speaker 1: at Creature feature Pot at gmail dot com. Um. You know, 897 00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:54,520 Speaker 1: I don't even know what is going to happen to 898 00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:57,239 Speaker 1: social media, but you know I'm a future feature pot 899 00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:02,200 Speaker 1: on Instagram. I'm Creature feet pad on quote unquote Twitter. Um, 900 00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:06,920 Speaker 1: that's E E. T. Not fet that is something very different. 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