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Speaker 1: jubil potap twenty. I'm moving two point five. Hello, this

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Speaker 1: is Doug Doug john On here. How are you? Hi?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm well? Thank you for asking. You

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Speaker 1: know who I am? Right? Um? Yes, yes they do, sir.

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Speaker 1: You are our CEO. Yes, I am nice to meet you,

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Speaker 1: young man. I've never come down and shaken your hand,

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Speaker 1: but I hear you do good work. Well, thank you, sir.

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Speaker 1: I've never had the pleasure to meet you either. Is

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Speaker 1: there anything I can do for you today? Actually, yes

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Speaker 1: there is, but I need our conversation to be on

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Speaker 1: the low, whereas the kids say the D to the

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Speaker 1: E l um. Oh okay, I can do that. Okay.

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Speaker 1: I understand that you're one of our younger workers in

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Speaker 1: the tech department, right, that is correct. You're kind of

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Speaker 1: turned You're turned I'm sorry, I'm what turned? You're turned up?

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Speaker 1: Or turned down? Turn it up? I'm not exactly sure

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Speaker 1: what you mean, sir. Is there a damn it dog?

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to say that you're cool for Christ's sake.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, I was saying it, right, if you say so, sir,

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Well, I know that you're one of our

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Speaker 1: younger employees, and I want to connect better with a

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Speaker 1: younger demographic on the Twitter. Okay, okay, And so I

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Speaker 1: need to kick some things by and roll them your way.

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Speaker 1: Some phrases and words that I don't understand, and i'd

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Speaker 1: like some help with all right, yeah, shit me okay.

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Speaker 1: So I was messaging with one of the guys on

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Speaker 1: our company Twitter account, okay, okay, and he said, quote,

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Speaker 1: not only are your company's products ratchet, but so is

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Speaker 1: your face. So I figured the word ratchett was some

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Speaker 1: sort of a compliment, and so I thanked him, and

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Speaker 1: he sent me back an eggplant emoji. Okay. I don't

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Speaker 1: know where a damn eggplant comes into things. When I

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Speaker 1: was just trying to thank the guy for the nice compliment,

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Speaker 1: but that's where he sent it. So well, you know,

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Speaker 1: just to let you know, sir, ratchett is not exactly

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Speaker 1: a compliment at all. That doesn't explain the egg plant.

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Speaker 1: Let me tell you. After he sent the eggplant, I said,

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Speaker 1: thank you, and I sent him back three thumbs up

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Speaker 1: emojis and two eggplant emojis on top of that, because

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Speaker 1: I figured I would double his emoji because I thought

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Speaker 1: that was some sort of thank you. No, sir, you

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Speaker 1: didn't really do that, did you. Yes, I did. On

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Speaker 1: our company Twitter account, I sent him a few eggplants

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Speaker 1: and then he sent me back four egg plants, and

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Speaker 1: I was like, are we having a dinner party or what?

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Speaker 1: So now he and I are having dinner this Thursday,

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Speaker 1: all based off of these eggplants. Um, sir, I really

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Speaker 1: this is not good? Um? So well that what could

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Speaker 1: not be good about this meeting up with somebody who

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Speaker 1: is a customer. I mean, it's not often a CEO

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Speaker 1: of a major company takes a customer out for dinner.

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Speaker 1: You know, on Twitter and social media, the eggplants aren't

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Speaker 1: exactly what you think they are. What else could a

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Speaker 1: damn eggplant be? Um sir? That the general consensus on

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Speaker 1: the eggplant emoji is that they stand for penises. Sir. What? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I hate to tell you that, but you're telling me

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Speaker 1: that the eggplant emoji con represents a ding dong. Uh?

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Speaker 1: That is correct. That's pretty much the standards How does

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Speaker 1: that make any sense? An eggplant doesn't look like a

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Speaker 1: ding dong at all, looks like an eggplant, Yes, sir,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you. I don't know

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Speaker 1: how people started using it, but that's that's what it is.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy, Oh boy? So are you telling me that

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Speaker 1: I scheduled some sort of freaky sex date with someone

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Speaker 1: on our company Twitter? That's kind of what it sounds like.

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Speaker 1: Oh boy. I should have asked somebody before sending out

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Speaker 1: those eggplants. Yeah, if you want to show somebody your

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Speaker 1: ding dong? What happened to the good old day? Is

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Speaker 1: it just whipping out the ding dong? You know, back

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Speaker 1: in the day I had enough respect, Doug that I

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Speaker 1: would come down to your desk and show you face

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Speaker 1: to face. I wouldn't send you off vegetable. I'd show

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Speaker 1: you the goods. Sir, this conversation has got in a

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Speaker 1: totally different direction than I thought it would, and totally

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Speaker 1: different direction for me too. I will have you know,

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Speaker 1: my ding dong looks nothing like an eggplant. You can

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Speaker 1: quote me on that. I got it, sir. Thanks, Okay.

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Speaker 1: Can I get back to work now? Yes, you can,

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Speaker 1: as soon as I let you know that this is

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. I'll let you get back to business. What. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from Brooking Jewil in the morning

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Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Your co worker Berry

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Speaker 1: set you up. Yeah, are you serious? Yes, I'm serious.

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Speaker 1: He said. He wanted to make you feel uncomfortable at work,

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Speaker 1: so I thought your CEO calling up asking what egg

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Speaker 1: plant emoji stood for would be the perfect way to

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Speaker 1: do that. And I'll have you know it looks nothing

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Speaker 1: like an eggplant nothing. I got it. I got it

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Speaker 1: week up every morning with Jubil phone taps weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenty two point five