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Speaker 1: Hey, it's Alexis from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: They told me to intro the podcast, so yep here

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Speaker 2: I am intro done.

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Speaker 3: Okay, yep, here we go.

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Speaker 4: Just a reminder to everyone, Brooke is gonna be doing

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Speaker 4: her summer games Dare today, the Roe Shamba Burger Biathlon.

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Speaker 5: Oh man, the.

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Speaker 4: Video is gonna be up on our social So if

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Speaker 4: you're sick of the boring old Paris Olympics, nothing's going on.

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Speaker 6: You want to see some real action, you know where

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Speaker 6: to go.

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna Simone Biles ro Shambos.

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Speaker 4: That's the spirit Brooks, Brook and Jebber in the Morning

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Speaker 4: and we have we don't have a lot of time.

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Speaker 4: But there's a new term that just came out, And

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Speaker 4: actually it's funny. I use the word just because the

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Speaker 4: word is justy vacations justy, not justy like.

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Speaker 3: Just mean, like you justify it, like yeah.

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Speaker 6: Like justification.

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Speaker 4: It's when you can't really afford to spend a bunch

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Speaker 4: of money on a big trip, but you justify by

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Speaker 4: telling yourself it's worth me going into debt because I

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Speaker 4: really need a break.

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Speaker 5: Kind of just did this with Hawaii again.

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Speaker 4: I was justifying it to Brook, Like, oh, I saved

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Speaker 4: a bunch of money on the one way there.

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Speaker 8: So I do it.

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Speaker 7: Jose always says he saves money when he buys first

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Speaker 7: class play tickets, which is.

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Speaker 3: Really weird to me because I'm like, that's not that

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Speaker 3: you're not.

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Speaker 4: A hack for well, Jose, You're just like twenty seven

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Speaker 4: percent of Americans who say they're investing more in luxury

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Speaker 4: travel experiences this year than ever before, shelling out more

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Speaker 4: money on first class tickets, high end hotels, and five

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Speaker 4: star basement massages.

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Speaker 5: It's part of the lifestyle.

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Speaker 9: Now.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I don't even know what a basement massage is,

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Speaker 4: but it's not.

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Speaker 1: Everyone of the one, you know.

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Speaker 3: I mean, someone doesn't feel like they're being honest.

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Speaker 6: Truck stop massages. Sure, I don't even know what that is.

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Speaker 6: These are all just the vacations.

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Speaker 4: And I'm just keeping you all up to date on

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Speaker 4: the hot new slang terms because frankly, somebody's got.

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Speaker 6: To do it.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and you're the leaders.

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Speaker 4: I was voted as one of the top ten radio

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Speaker 3: That is not all that.

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Speaker 6: And if I can't riz you all down, then I

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Speaker 6: know Jake will. During the shock dollar question of the day.

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Speaker 4: I'm passing the riz torch over to a man who

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Speaker 4: will someday fill in for me for my song of

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Speaker 4: the week and do a much better job at it. Jake,

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Speaker 4: show him how it's done.

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Speaker 8: But today we celebrate the birthdays if not one, but

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Speaker 8: two great American heroes. Who knows where this country would

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Speaker 8: be without the contributions of nineties rapper Coolio and early

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Speaker 8: eighteen hundreds explorer Clark from the Lewis and Clark Expedition.

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Speaker 5: Very similar people, equally important.

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Speaker 8: Now, you may think to yourself, Jake, these men are

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Speaker 8: from two completely different time periods.

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Speaker 10: They have absolutely nothing thing in common. But you'd be

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Speaker 10: dead wrong.

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Speaker 8: Really, Believe it or not, the average American can't tell

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Speaker 8: the difference between Coolio and Clark.

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Speaker 10: EO.

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Speaker 9: Wow.

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Speaker 8: That's why today and honor their shared birthday, you'll have

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Speaker 8: to distinguish Coolio from Clark in a special who Said It?

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Speaker 10: Edition of plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 3: How do you come up with this?

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Speaker 6: This is gonna be impossible.

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Speaker 8: It's gonna be tough. I have a list of profound

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Speaker 8: quotes and I will read them to you, and you

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Speaker 8: need to tell me if it was said by a rapper,

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Speaker 8: Coolio or explorer Clark. We'll start with them.

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Speaker 1: That should narrow it down.

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Speaker 6: You didn't say he was dead though for a while

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Speaker 6: ago to find.

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Speaker 8: Out this way, don't ask about Clark.

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Speaker 10: We'll start with the woman.

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Speaker 8: Who describes herself on Tinder as a quote locked out, gangster,

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Speaker 8: set trip and banger.

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Speaker 10: That's Alexis. Your quote? Is I love cartoons? Who said it?

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Speaker 10: Coolio or Clark?

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Speaker 4: Political cartoons were definitely a thing for the entire existence

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Speaker 11: Clark does not having access to any cartoons on his

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Speaker 11: little adventure right trail, We're going to say Coolio.

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Speaker 10: Alexis said, Coolio, that is impressive.

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Speaker 6: How did you get that?

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Speaker 8: All right, we're over to brook Your quote be ambitious,

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Speaker 8: not for money, not for selfish aggrandisements, not for the

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Speaker 8: evanescent thing which men call fame. Be ambitious for the

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Speaker 8: attainment of all the demand can be.

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Speaker 10: Who said that was one?

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Speaker 3: That is really tricky for me.

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Speaker 7: I'm leaning maybe a B side track from Coolio, but

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna happen to say Clark.

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Speaker 10: Brooks said, Clark, that is that's correct?

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Speaker 8: Was that you guys are doing very well. We're over

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Speaker 8: to Jose your quote. I'm still waiting for someone to

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Speaker 8: call me to cater their wedding. But that's gonna cost you.

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Speaker 8: And if you want my cousin herez to play the sacks,

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Speaker 8: that's gonna cost you a little more too.

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Speaker 10: Who said it? Was that Coolio or was that William Clark?

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Speaker 3: He's a damn treasure.

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Speaker 4: Imagine William Clark getting this letter from a pigeon, like,

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Speaker 4: what is this?

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Speaker 5: I was came to the wedding.

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Speaker 4: That's why he set up like a wedding events center

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Speaker 4: at the end of the Oregon Trail.

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Speaker 5: It's a beautiful view.

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Speaker 3: Long before the Oregon Trail. But okay, jim me Coolio.

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Speaker 10: James Jose says Coolio, that.

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Speaker 8: Islio tiny wheat. Let's go over Jeffrey. Here's your quote.

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Speaker 8: Shaka is my catchphrase. Emerald Lagassi got bam, I got shaka.

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Speaker 10: He said that Coolio or William Clark the Explorer?

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Speaker 4: Wasn't that written on the Liberty Bell or something like that?

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Speaker 4: Oh man, does I want to go with Clark on

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Speaker 4: that one? I'm going to have to say Coolio said

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Speaker 10: Run around two?

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Speaker 5: How did we get.

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Speaker 10: All right?

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Speaker 8: Alexis, here's your quote. I sincerely believe that there were

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Speaker 8: not less than ten thousand Buffalo within a circle of

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Speaker 8: two miles who said it? Was it Coolio Clark or

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Speaker 8: wild card?

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Speaker 1: Who else? Wild card act?

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Speaker 10: It is an option? Why I said it?

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Speaker 3: What if it was Lewis that said that.

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Speaker 6: He wouldn't give you that option if it didn't mean something.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's got even though could have been in

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Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm in a wildcard Jaes, that is.

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Speaker 10: The wild card. It was Meriwether Lewis. He said that, good.

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Speaker 8: Job, Very We're over to Brook. Your quote. Even if

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Speaker 8: you got a lot of money, feeding eight miles will

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Speaker 8: do some damage to your pocket.

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Speaker 10: I have seven kids who said that Coolio.

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Speaker 4: Or Clark Clark had a lot of baby mamas.

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Speaker 3: It's not alive. They didn't do well.

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Speaker 10: He always had an excuse to leave town.

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Speaker 7: It's right, I gotta have to say Coolio said Coolio.

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Speaker 8: That is gone eight for eight, which means I've lost

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Speaker 8: today's edition of.

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Speaker 10: Jobs plenty of twenty.

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Speaker 6: Jaco, it better be.

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Speaker 4: And the song that Jake will be singing is pretty

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Speaker 4: much Gangster Paradise adjacent. It's unwritten by Natasha Betty.

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Speaker 8: Why would pick that wild card?

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Speaker 6: That's what Clark listened to when he was exploring the West.

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Speaker 8: Staring at the blank page, Open up the dirty windo

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Speaker 8: let the sun illum and ain't the words that you

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Speaker 8: cannot find?

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Speaker 10: Rich ocean? I see it, so play.

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Speaker 6: That's your shot collar question of the day. We got

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Speaker 6: your phone tap coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 9: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: One of the coolest parts about getting married is you

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Speaker 4: instantly gain a new best friend, your mother in law, right.

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Speaker 6: Brooke for the rest.

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Speaker 3: Just gonna get us necklaces and I give her one

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Speaker 3: side so sweet.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm sure Brooke could just go all day talking

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Speaker 4: about the fun adventures that she's had with her mom

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Speaker 4: by marriage.

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Speaker 3: Don't stop me.

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Speaker 4: It still couldn't compare to the story that we heard

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Speaker 4: from one of our listeners, and that all started when

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Speaker 4: her mother in law said, Hey, you know what, let

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Speaker 4: me throw you a little bachelorette party, and what ended

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Speaker 4: up happening next was so crazy she still can't tell

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Speaker 6: About what went down that way. You're gonna hear it

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Speaker 6: in a brand new mass speaker coming up.

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Speaker 9: Hear me.

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Speaker 6: I can't take back.

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Speaker 9: Earl arms.

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Speaker 13: Speak.

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Speaker 4: Today we're doing a special edition of The Mass Speaker,

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Speaker 4: a Bachelorette Fail Edition. Yeah, because we got a text

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Speaker 4: at seven eighty five, nine to two that says, at

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Speaker 4: a bachelorette party, the bride was given a dare that

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Speaker 4: included climbing up a fire truck ladder.

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Speaker 6: Oh god, she got.

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Speaker 4: Up halfway, slid down and broke both of her legs.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, my god.

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Speaker 4: I still kept the wedding date, just had to do

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Speaker 4: it in a wheelchairs a wheelchair. Usually the wheelchair is

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Speaker 4: not needed till after the wedding night.

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Speaker 6: Am I right? Brook?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: And today we have a woman on the phone who

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Speaker 4: also had a bachelorette disaster story that she's been dying

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Speaker 4: to tell someone. She's chosen to go by the fake

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Speaker 4: name Carolina today. So Carolina, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for having That.

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Speaker 7: Was a hot start with the fire truck are we Speaker,

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Speaker 7: Are your arms broken?

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Speaker 13: No?

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Speaker 2: But my mind is My mind is okay?

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Speaker 4: Well, voice changer is on. You are the Mass Speaker.

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Speaker 4: Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession.

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Speaker 2: So I had my bachelorette party six years ago.

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Speaker 7: Okay, that's really a long time before the wedding.

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Speaker 4: Huh you got married already.

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Speaker 2: But yes, yeah, yes, I did get married. The thing

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Speaker 2: is the family I married into is the crazy thing.

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Speaker 2: So okay, my mother in law asked if she could

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Speaker 2: throw me like a small gut together, you know, like

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Speaker 2: she's gonna pay for it.

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Speaker 7: And you didn't want to invite her because why would

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Speaker 7: you want your mother in law your bachelorette party.

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Speaker 6: Well she's offering from the entire thing. You're like, okay, maybe.

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Speaker 2: Yay, but that was a high price to pay me. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: I had to invite her and she I also only

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Speaker 2: invited two friends, but only one of them showed up.

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Speaker 3: Oh wow, so there's only three of you for the night.

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Speaker 1: You more of a get together. It's your mother in

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Speaker 1: law and a friend.

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Speaker 3: That's the start of a joke to me.

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Speaker 5: Walk into a bar and my mother in.

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Speaker 3: Like this woman was just fish. I mean she's funny that.

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Speaker 2: She just kept throwing them down, and she said, I

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Speaker 1: Oh that's so fun.

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Speaker 5: Cool and again not on your dive.

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Speaker 2: Yes, okay, what do you do this noml driver took

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Speaker 1: I love her.

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Speaker 5: I could see her.

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Speaker 10: Was like, let's go girls.

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Speaker 2: So my mother in law the last person I would think.

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Speaker 2: It's just taking shot after shot thirty minutes. Yeah, looking,

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Speaker 10: Oh, she's praying to what is going?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so when does the night go bad?

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Speaker 14: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we're already going downhill. I can tell this good.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean it came it became bad because she

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Speaker 4: At the strip club. Really hard to enjoy the lap

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Speaker 2: No, I was babysitting my mother in law. So she

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Speaker 2: climbed on the stage. She starts touching the mal strippers.

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Speaker 2: She undresses them, she said, streaming to other women in

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Speaker 3: I mean it was it's not funny cute anymore.

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Speaker 2: No, no, Like we finally had ing up, so we

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Speaker 6: So okay, well, in that situation, it's the best thing.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, eventually her body cut her off.

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Speaker 9: Right.

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Speaker 2: My friend comes to the table and she tells me,

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Speaker 3: Yeahs before these are these professionals, what was coming?

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Speaker 2: They were like, we're going to call the cops because

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Speaker 6: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: So we had to convince the strip club that we

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Speaker 2: because we're now responsible, get her in the cab for

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Speaker 6: She got it out the window and inside of the cab.

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Speaker 15: Yeah that's still see, they'll still charge you a few Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're banned from cam drivers. So do you arrive

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Speaker 3: We had to wheel her up into the room. Was

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Speaker 2: Was between all of us, the hotel manager, myst my friend,

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Speaker 2: and Victoria, we've had to help her, like row her

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's almost like it's her bachelorette party.

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Speaker 15: Excuse it was too good to be true to have

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Speaker 15: an awesome mother in law?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, was she okay?

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Speaker 16: Well?

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Speaker 2: And I had to stay up to watch her, you know,

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Speaker 2: make sure that she know nothing was going to happen

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Speaker 2: to her in her sleep. And my friend and I

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Speaker 2: ended up leaving like at seven o'clock the next morning,

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Speaker 2: you know, brought to catch up on sleep. And at

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Speaker 2: the end of all of that, my mother in law

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Speaker 2: doesn't remember anything after study to the trip club.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what is a big dog?

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Speaker 5: She was blocked out.

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Speaker 6: Well what did she say about the night?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean she.

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Speaker 2: Had a great time. She said you for taking her home,

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Speaker 2: but she made no mention about anything that had happened.

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Speaker 2: It's not the strippers.

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Speaker 7: You better have gotten some photos and videos on your phone,

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Speaker 7: because I'm just saying marriage is a long, long haul

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Speaker 7: and you never know when you may need that again

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Speaker 7: when you're.

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Speaker 6: To hold something over your mother.

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Speaker 3: And you know, work smarter, not.

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Speaker 6: Harder, Jeffy, So did you tell her what she did

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Speaker 6: that night?

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Speaker 2: I don't tell anybody. Then that's the reason why I'm

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Speaker 2: This is a face space, right, It's the only place

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Speaker 2: I can actually say.

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Speaker 8: This doesn't remember anything, So you know she woke up

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Speaker 8: and she's thinking you're welcome.

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Speaker 4: Well, if you ever need help to blackmail your mother

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Speaker 4: in law in the future, make sure you call us

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Speaker 4: back and we can do it in an offward Tuesday

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Speaker 4: phone call for you, yeah, because she's too entertaining to

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Speaker 4: not want to call, but text in seven eighty five

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Speaker 4: nine two. If you have a confession that you've been

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Speaker 4: holding on to, we can mask your voice, hide your identity,

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Speaker 4: and make you the next mass speaker.

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Speaker 6: Your phone TAP's coming up right.

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Speaker 9: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: In today's phone tap, we figured out a way to

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Speaker 4: really spice up an upcoming family reunion.

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Speaker 5: That's right, jeh.

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Speaker 4: Because we call a married woman who's never met her

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Speaker 4: husband's extended family before and introduce ourselves as one of

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Speaker 4: the cousins.

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Speaker 5: That can be okay.

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Speaker 4: Then we overshare on some awkward and cringey stories from

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Speaker 4: the past. That's just how this family rolls, so welcome

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Speaker 4: to it. In your phone tap right.

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Speaker 6: Now, it's another.

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Speaker 13: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hi is this Marissa?

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Speaker 6: Yes, my golly, it's you.

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Speaker 10: Great.

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Speaker 13: Who is this?

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Speaker 16: Oh?

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Speaker 1: This is Darlene.

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Speaker 16: Darlene.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Wait, man, hasn't your husband told you about me?

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Speaker 1: I mean we're going to see each other favor union

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Speaker 1: next weekend.

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Speaker 12: Oh, that's Darlene, you're hi.

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Speaker 3: Oh my goodness.

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Speaker 1: I just can't wait to hug on you.

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Speaker 16: That's so nice.

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Speaker 2: How are you doing.

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Speaker 1: I gotta know how much has Vince told you about me?

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Speaker 9: Well?

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Speaker 12: I mean she said that your his favorite cousin.

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Speaker 1: Oh he did.

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Speaker 12: Boy, he said you made childhood really great you played

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Speaker 12: together and oh my goodness.

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Speaker 1: You know you have a real cute voice.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna try not get jealous here.

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Speaker 16: That's so nice.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean?

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Speaker 15: Well, I know it can be awkward meeting people's exes,

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Speaker 15: so I just don't want it to.

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Speaker 1: Be weird between us?

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Speaker 3: What are we family?

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Speaker 15: Wait?

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Speaker 6: What did you say?

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Speaker 15: You're well, I'm sure Vince told you that even though

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Speaker 15: we're cousins, we did use to date each other.

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Speaker 16: What?

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Speaker 12: No, yeah, what are you serious?

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Speaker 1: Married a regular cousin kisser?

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Speaker 16: Did you know that you're joking?

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Speaker 5: Right?

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Speaker 16: You're joking.

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Speaker 1: No, well, it's not. Some of our family jokes about you.

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Speaker 1: You'll get to know that soon enough.

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Speaker 3: Though.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, how are you?

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Speaker 16: I'm sorry because you just stack up person. Did you

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Speaker 16: say uh?

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Speaker 12: Did you say you gated?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 15: Yeah, I mean we actually talked about getting married at

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Speaker 15: one point, but it is illegal where we live.

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Speaker 1: So that guy put a damn wrong things.

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Speaker 15: I'm a dress all picked out and everything, little bows

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Speaker 15: on the back. What you know it was hard on us,

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Speaker 15: I'll tell you, because we want kids so bad.

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Speaker 1: God knows.

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Speaker 3: We tried enough.

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Speaker 1: You get me right? Then our parents found out. You

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Speaker 1: know how that goes?

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Speaker 10: You two?

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Speaker 1: You were going to hoop? Kids are going to end

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Speaker 1: up with three eyes?

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Speaker 6: Wat your parents knew about this?

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Speaker 14: Deah?

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Speaker 10: Well?

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Speaker 15: Anyway, like I said before, it didn't stop us from

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Speaker 15: doing what lovers do.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we could swap stores at.

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Speaker 15: The reunion, you know, because I know what he likes.

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Speaker 6: Okay, it's never told me any of this.

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Speaker 1: Have you not seen any pictures of us together? You know,

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Speaker 1: maybe at the old family reunions.

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Speaker 15: God sure does make it easy when you have to

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Speaker 15: only invite one family to those things.

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Speaker 6: Oh my god, let's tat a salad darline.

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Speaker 16: It was nice to meet you.

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Speaker 1: Oh, good to meet you too, Honey.

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Speaker 12: I don't really, I don't want to say at this point,

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Speaker 12: I need to talk to them.

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Speaker 15: Oh well, if you do that, make sure to whisper

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Speaker 15: in his left ear because it turns my more than

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Speaker 15: his right. I thought cousin secret for you, you know,

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Speaker 15: because so inappropriate.

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Speaker 1: Oh and I forgot to add.

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Speaker 15: When you are talking to him, just make sure to

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Speaker 15: tell him about that prank phone call. Gosh, darn, I

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Speaker 15: did not think this would work at all, but you

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Speaker 15: found for it.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 12: Wait, what what is happening.

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Speaker 15: I'm not Darlene, Honey, my name's actually Broke from the

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Speaker 15: radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 7: We're doing a phone tap on God. No, no, oh, yes,

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Speaker 7: oh yeah, what the hell?

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Speaker 13: I mean?

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Speaker 11: It was this idea said you're a little excited to

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Speaker 11: meet his family, and I wanted to prepare you well.

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Speaker 11: I mean, I think his idea was that it couldn't

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Speaker 11: get any worse than this when you do eventually.

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Speaker 1: Meet his family.

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Speaker 13: I was not Yes, I was concerned, but I guess.

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Speaker 1: Oh really, I thought you wanted some of those tips

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Speaker 1: that I have.

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Speaker 15: For you, you know, kissing cousin tips.

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Speaker 9: Wake Up Day Morning was foone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 9: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: They say, when you have a near death experience with someone,

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Speaker 4: it creates strong feelings of attraction.

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Speaker 6: And bonding with them.

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Speaker 4: Okay, like that time when Jose and I let Alexis

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Speaker 4: drive us down the hills of the grocery store. Oh

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Speaker 4: my god, and after we miraculously survived it emerged from

466
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Speaker 4: the car, Jose and I were closer than brothers.

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Speaker 5: You could get off this guy.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, but slinging life.

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Speaker 6: So thank you for that, Alexis.

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Speaker 1: I was fully in control.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Is the same true when you share a super embarrassing

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Speaker 4: experience with someone, Does that bond you closer?

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Speaker 5: I don't know, like get over here just in case, ye.

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Speaker 4: Because that's what happened when one of our listeners went

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Speaker 4: on a first date and did something she was mortified

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Speaker 4: to admit on the radio, but it could have been

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Speaker 4: the secret to her finding true love. You're gonna hear

479
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Speaker 4: what happened and then we'll get even more inside because

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Speaker 4: it's a second date update update. It's coming up next

481
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Speaker 4: second date update. A lot of places just naturally scream

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Speaker 4: love and romance. Rustic wineries for sure, Rustic mini golf courses,

483
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Speaker 4: rustic bowling alleys.

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Speaker 9: We're going down.

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Speaker 5: Jews are so hot.

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Speaker 3: That's just because of the previous person, as.

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Speaker 6: Long as it's rustic inside.

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Speaker 4: Another place that oozes with sexual energy is your local

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Speaker 4: convenience store.

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Speaker 3: God.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so apparently we're one of our listeners. Eddie met

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Speaker 4: someone recently store. Let's talk to him about it. Eddie, You, Doug,

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Speaker 4: Welcome to the rustic studios of our morning show, How

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Speaker 4: do you do?

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Speaker 13: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Was it as romantic as Jeff is describing?

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Speaker 16: No, Actually it was kind of embarrassing.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, what happens?

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Speaker 16: Yeah, So I went to a convenience store. I kind

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Speaker 16: of go there all the time. I was just picking

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Speaker 16: up a couple of items and I get up to

502
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Speaker 16: the counter put it up. They bring me up and I.

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Speaker 13: Forgot my wallet at home.

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Speaker 6: I hate that.

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Speaker 13: So I'm like sitting there like an idiot, like patting

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Speaker 13: myself up and down.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gonna miraculously show up.

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Speaker 7: Its steels embarrassing when it happens as if you did

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Speaker 7: it on purpose for some reason.

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Speaker 5: Yea, I swear I have money.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so items and run. What'd you do?

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Speaker 15: No?

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Speaker 16: I all of a sudden I heard this girl's voice.

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Speaker 13: Then I turned around. She's like, hey, is that all

515
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Speaker 13: you're getting? And I was like yeah, and she said, oh,

516
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Speaker 13: I got you. I'll pay for it. And I was

517
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Speaker 13: like I was like no, no, no, Like I mean,

518
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Speaker 13: talk about embarrassed.

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Speaker 3: It's probably just because she doesn't want you to hold

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Speaker 3: up the line.

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Speaker 16: Okay, yeah, she wanted to get the hell out.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just a girl that you're talking about that

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Speaker 6: you met.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, Samantha.

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Speaker 6: Oh so Samantha.

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Speaker 7: Okay, get that cute with money? Huh wow she bought

527
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Speaker 7: your stuff for you.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, so she bought my stuff.

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Speaker 16: So then I'm like, okay, you know what, She's cute,

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Speaker 16: but I'm never going to see her again. So I'm like, cool, thanks,

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Speaker 16: pay it forward all that stuff. And then next week

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Speaker 16: I run into her again.

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Speaker 3: No way, your local store, wait at the story.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, clearly yes.

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Speaker 16: So I'm like, oh my god, do you remember last week?

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Speaker 13: And she was like, of course I do again.

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Speaker 4: Embarrassing you have only fourteen dollars by the way.

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Speaker 6: Yeah right there, okay there.

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Speaker 4: I can sense a little bit of a flirtation though,

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Speaker 4: happening just in that moment alone.

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Speaker 3: Please tell me you use the opportunity to pay for whatever.

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Speaker 13: She was fine, I did, That's exactly. It was like,

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Speaker 13: let me pay you back.

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Speaker 16: So then I just like took care of what she

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Speaker 16: put up on that counter.

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Speaker 4: You definitely should have made her pay again, just to

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Speaker 4: show who was in charge.

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Speaker 6: All right, all right, good, what did you do? Well?

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Speaker 16: I was like, so, you know, what are you doing

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Speaker 16: the rest of the day.

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Speaker 13: I figured I'd shoot my.

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Speaker 3: Shot and oh the rest of the day like a

553
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Speaker 3: date right then?

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Speaker 13: Well, I mean it was like, you know, it was

555
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Speaker 13: like turning into evening. So I was like, I'm just

556
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Speaker 13: gonna go home, I'm gonna watch some TV. I'm gonna

557
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Speaker 13: like order some food. Why don't you like come and chill?

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Speaker 13: And I thought she'd be like, oh, let me give

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Speaker 13: you my number and stuff.

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Speaker 16: But instead she was like, cool, I'm not doing anything,

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Speaker 16: let's do it.

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Speaker 3: Who does she mean, like, right then?

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Speaker 16: Yeah, we walked back to my place, right then, your

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Speaker 16: rustic place, I'm assuming it was yeah, Oh no, I

565
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Speaker 16: definitely definitely clean.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, how did go?

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Speaker 13: It was great.

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Speaker 16: I mean the only thing that I can think is

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Speaker 16: not great is that I forgot to tell her or

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Speaker 16: like I didn't even think about it.

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Speaker 13: I didn't think it was a big deal that I

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Speaker 13: have a small dog.

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Speaker 7: Uh, dogs are cute unless yeah, a lot of people

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Speaker 7: don't like dog I'm sorry.

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Speaker 5: I'm speaking for myself.

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Speaker 16: As soon as she walked in, she was like, oh,

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Speaker 16: I'm scared of dogs.

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Speaker 7: Oh dude, And I will say the little ones can

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Speaker 7: be the most ferocious.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, my guy's super friendly, like he's a great dog.

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Speaker 13: But no, no, not at all, not at all.

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Speaker 16: He was like trying to cuddle up to her, and

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Speaker 16: actually I was like.

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Speaker 13: Giving her credit for like powering through. We ordered some food,

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Speaker 13: we watched TV, and then she left and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 13: there was no real chance for me to like take

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Speaker 13: it to that romantic level because she was very preoccupied

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Speaker 13: with the dog.

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Speaker 16: Okay, so I thought it was going really it was

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Speaker 16: going well. I should say it was going well, but

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Speaker 16: I did, like I've kept texting her and I'm not

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Speaker 16: getting any respect.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, it could come down to that you have a dog,

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Speaker 3: like if she's scared of them, people scared of dogs.

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Speaker 3: Get over that. One day, she.

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Speaker 5: Seemed like she tried, like you said, she powered through someboby.

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Speaker 3: She was like comfortable and she tried to leave.

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Speaker 9: Is what.

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00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 6: Are you mad at your dog for dog blocking you?

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Speaker 3: That's right, Jeffrey, the dog.

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Speaker 5: He said, you still hung on.

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Speaker 13: Usually usually the girls are into the dog.

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Speaker 4: Okay, this is unusual, but let's come back. We're gonna

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Speaker 4: call Samantha for you, and we'll try to convince her

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Speaker 4: to look past your dog and give you a shot

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Speaker 4: when we do a second date update right after this.

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Speaker 6: All right, man, hold on Second Date update.

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Speaker 7: You're in the middle of a second Date update update,

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Speaker 7: and we're gonna find out how the couple is doing

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Speaker 7: right after you here part two.

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Speaker 4: Honestly, I didn't know what to label this segment for

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Speaker 4: when we post it up on our podcast at Brook

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Speaker 4: and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 6: Okay, feel like.

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Speaker 4: It's either gonna be convenience store cuties.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh, that's kind of it.

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Speaker 6: Or dog blocked Raise the Wolf. So make sure to.

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Speaker 4: Follow and subscribe and rate our podcast.

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Speaker 6: Personally, I give it four stars if you ask me.

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Speaker 7: Did I bet a lot of people are going to

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Speaker 7: be searching whereise the woof?

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Speaker 6: You should yeah, figure it out eventually. But I bring

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Speaker 6: it up.

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Speaker 4: Because our listener, Eddie, met a girl recently at a

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Speaker 4: convenience store twice on two separate occasions. The second time

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Speaker 4: she ended up going home with him. Didn't know that

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Speaker 4: he had a dog though until she got there, and

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Speaker 4: she turns out to be a little bit afraid of dogs,

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Speaker 4: but tried to tough it out and hang with him

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Speaker 4: till she eventually had to leave.

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Speaker 7: Eddie, I mean, like, did she ever say that she

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Speaker 7: ended up liking the dog?

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Speaker 3: What's a dog's name?

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Speaker 7: Okay, let's not do this wondering if she ever said like, actually,

635
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Speaker 7: that wasn't so bad with mo or anything like that.

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Speaker 16: No, she really was pretty tense the whole time, and

637
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Speaker 16: she was really sweet trying to cuddle with her and everything, but.

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Speaker 4: Said she was trying her best to like hang and

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Speaker 4: cuddle with Mo. Is there any chance that we call

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Speaker 4: her and find out that she's half war.

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Speaker 6: What the dog?

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Speaker 3: Oh the dog, it's a dog, he says.

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Speaker 6: I'm just saying he may have a vicious side. Dud

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Speaker 6: mean mugging.

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Speaker 16: I'm gonna say no, that's not but entertain Jeff.

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Speaker 7: He's also questioning why he called in the show. Questions

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Speaker 7: like that, Jeff, I would.

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Speaker 4: Like to have Mo on this call as a character witness,

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Speaker 4: but a person can't. So let's just call Samantha and

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Speaker 4: see what she has to say. Here we go, dollar

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Speaker 4: number right now. Hello, Hey, we're looking for Samantha.

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Speaker 3: Are you driving a semi truck?

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Speaker 12: Samantha, I'm not.

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Speaker 5: What about a fighter airplane?

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Speaker 16: Like?

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Speaker 3: Maybe maybe we should just ask if she's busy.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Sorry, you don't even know who we are. We're

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Speaker 4: a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: Sorry interrupt your day.

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Speaker 6: Good morning, Hi, good morning.

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Speaker 9: Sorry.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, I know this is weird, but we're doing a

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Speaker 4: segment called a second date update.

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Speaker 3: Okay, have you ever heard one of those before?

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Speaker 12: No?

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Speaker 4: All right, okay, Well this is going to be kind

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Speaker 4: of fun for you, hopefully, because there's a guy who

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Speaker 4: reached out to us. He's a listener of our show.

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Speaker 4: Seems like a really cool dude. His name's Eddie, and

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Speaker 4: he says that he hung out with you the other day.

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Speaker 7: It was kind of a crazy story, like you guys

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Speaker 7: had like an impromptu date.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we heard a lot about it.

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Speaker 4: And Eddie said he's trying to figure out a way

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Speaker 4: that you guys can meet up again, but that's not

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Speaker 4: happening for some reason, and he's not sure why.

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Speaker 12: There's no way i'd see him again.

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Speaker 5: There's no way to see him.

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Speaker 6: Why.

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Speaker 4: It seems like you guys had a chill time based

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Speaker 4: on what we heard, and you obviously must have had

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Speaker 4: interest because you went back with him to his house

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Speaker 4: and after meeting at a convenience story.

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Speaker 3: Okay, don't so much judgment.

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Speaker 4: Like the lead story at the top of the news

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Speaker 4: ten missing girl meets Rando at convenience store. More at

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Speaker 4: eleven sound strangled to death by slim gipsy.

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Speaker 7: You've always survived your convenience store meet up, so mine

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00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:11,720
Speaker 7: are pre arranged.

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Speaker 4: We're not talking about my whirlwind romances. We're trying to

691
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Speaker 4: focus on Samantha's.

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00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 12: Okay, it's beyond embarrassing.

693
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,120
Speaker 3: Wait, embarrassing for you or.

694
00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:26,200
Speaker 5: Because he didn't have money.

695
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:28,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, and we love embarrassing things.

696
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:33,440
Speaker 12: I can't even say it, like, I've literally only told

697
00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:34,440
Speaker 12: one friend about this.

698
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,280
Speaker 3: Really. What was their reaction?

699
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 9: She was mortified.

700
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 6: She was more mortified.

701
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,360
Speaker 3: Again for you or for him or for both of you?

702
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:43,280
Speaker 5: Good questions?

703
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:45,959
Speaker 12: Oh my god, how nervous?

704
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,040
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I am dying to look.

705
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:51,120
Speaker 4: Can we just say Eddie seems like he really really

706
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,640
Speaker 4: likes you. He wouldn't be reaching out through a radio

707
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 4: station unless he really felt a genuine connection.

708
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 5: He just wantn't know what he did.

709
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:01,080
Speaker 4: We promised we wouldn't judge you for at all, no

710
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,240
Speaker 4: matter how embarrassing it is.

711
00:32:02,280 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 1: We've literally heard everything say something more embarrassing after I've

712
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 1: lived a very humiliating life.

713
00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,480
Speaker 12: Okay, but like you, guys have to promise you'll never

714
00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:13,120
Speaker 12: tell him this.

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00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:14,280
Speaker 3: Okay, tell him?

716
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 4: Yeah, I promise we will not say anything. Nothing comes

717
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 4: out about.

718
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 3: All right, let's not lay it on toothick.

719
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,360
Speaker 6: Okay, what's going on?

720
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:28,680
Speaker 16: I didn't tell you about his dog.

721
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, that he hads a little dog named mo.

722
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 6: He mentioned that you were a little bit afraid of dogs. Yeah,

723
00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 6: is that what you mean?

724
00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:40,479
Speaker 12: I was trying my best. We were hanging out and

725
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 12: watching a TV show and then Moe jumped up on

726
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 12: my lap. Yeah, okay, god, it's so embarrassing, and my

727
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 12: body just reacted involuntarily.

728
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 3: What do you mean I peed a little bit, sweet.

729
00:32:58,280 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 7: Girl, Oh.

730
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 6: Sorry, sorry, we don't mean to laugh. We don't mean

731
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:05,880
Speaker 6: to laugh.

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00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 12: I know it's horrible, and I was just like, I

733
00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 12: was mortified.

734
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Speaker 3: Dude.

735
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 7: I have a best friend, Honest to god, she piece

736
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 7: her pants.

737
00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 1: All me from a dressing room. She was at a

738
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 1: modeling thing one time.

739
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,959
Speaker 3: It was like, Brook, you believe this. I just wet myself.

740
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 3: I don't know what to do. I'm stuck in the

741
00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:25,160
Speaker 3: dressing room.

742
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 5: This is a thing.

743
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 6: Okay. I know Brooke doesn't always keep the best company,

744
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:29,600
Speaker 6: so it might not be the best.

745
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,440
Speaker 4: She's really great, she really is so okay that I

746
00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 4: could see you'd be a little bit embarrassed by that one.

747
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:37,240
Speaker 6: Did he know that?

748
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 8: No?

749
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Speaker 12: I ended up asking any to like if I could

750
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 12: have another drink, And once he went to the kitchen,

751
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,320
Speaker 12: I looked up. I saw there was a mark on

752
00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 12: the cushion. No, so I just like, I didn't know

753
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 12: what to do and the tent. I just slipped it

754
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,560
Speaker 12: over the drink. The cushion.

755
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 6: Oh the couch cushion.

756
00:33:58,840 --> 00:34:01,000
Speaker 1: I totally would have spilled the drink and been like.

757
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 6: Oh no, so you tried to hide the evidence.

758
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,400
Speaker 12: Yes, And I was just like, I'm sorry, I have

759
00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:13,240
Speaker 12: to go, and I just I'm still feel embarrassed.

760
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 3: You that is that you do not have to be

761
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:17,880
Speaker 3: embarrassed by.

762
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:22,319
Speaker 4: If anybody should be embarrassed, it's me for forgetting to

763
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 4: tell you that Eddie's on the other line listening to

764
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:25,759
Speaker 4: this conversation right now.

765
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:28,880
Speaker 6: That's my bad. I'm very, very embarrassed.

766
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 3: You could add a little more remorse in your voice, Jeff.

767
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 6: But we live up to our promise.

768
00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 4: We didn't say anything to Eddie that that all came

769
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Speaker 4: out of your mouth.

770
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 3: It's fine. I guarantee you he thinks this is funny.

771
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,520
Speaker 6: Well, let's not guarantee anything.

772
00:34:42,640 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 3: Okay, make her feel better, Eddie.

773
00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 6: Are you there?

774
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:46,600
Speaker 4: Hey?

775
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 16: Yeah, going see Eddie.

776
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,800
Speaker 1: Make her feel better, Eddie.

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00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,640
Speaker 13: Listen, Samantha, listen. You don't have to be embarrassed.

778
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:00,879
Speaker 16: I'm glad, I know now I have to go home.

779
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:07,520
Speaker 16: And no, no, no, but seriously, like you shouldn't have

780
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 16: been so embarrassed, Like you could have just told me.

781
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,799
Speaker 16: We could have laughed about it. Like it's not a

782
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 16: big deal and like you probably couldn't tell, thankfully, but

783
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 16: like that couch has so many days from other things. Okay,

784
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:24,160
Speaker 16: I'm just glad you didn't look at my dining room chairs.

785
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 13: They are way worse.

786
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 6: To stop stop saying things like that. I think we've

787
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:31,919
Speaker 6: done no job.

788
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 4: We made it feel better, it did like it.

789
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:43,399
Speaker 3: Just impressed election. I don't know if you guys wait,

790
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:44,920
Speaker 3: do you feel better, Samantha?

791
00:35:45,800 --> 00:35:48,359
Speaker 12: I mean, I guess. I just I'm sorry I didn't

792
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 12: say anything.

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00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 16: It's really seriously, it's not a big deal. You should

794
00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 16: not be like dwelling on.

795
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:57,920
Speaker 1: This look at his pants just to make you feel better.

796
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:01,719
Speaker 13: Right, that's a little take. If that's a little thing.

797
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:06,239
Speaker 4: Wow, I mean a guy who's willing to do that

798
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 4: for you, Samantha.

799
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 6: You can't let him get away.

800
00:36:09,239 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 4: You gotta go out with him one more time, and

801
00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 4: we would pay for that second date. You can do

802
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 4: it somewhere where there's no dogs anywhere around.

803
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 6: What do you think, Samantha, I.

804
00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,600
Speaker 12: Mean, Eddie, if we do end up picking out, my

805
00:36:20,680 --> 00:36:22,839
Speaker 12: face is going to be beat red. If we hang

806
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 12: out for like the first thirty minutes.

807
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,959
Speaker 16: Well, I'll think of my most embarrassing story and share

808
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:31,120
Speaker 16: with you, and then.

809
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 7: On your guys' first anniversary, you can get her a

810
00:36:33,160 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 7: set of depends.

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00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,920
Speaker 6: So is that a yes, Samantha, you're going to see

812
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 6: him one more time?

813
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 9: Yes?

814
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: Oh, I just.

815
00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:45,360
Speaker 3: Pete a little with excitement.

816
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,320
Speaker 6: It's just old age Brook.

817
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 16: That's just what happens.

818
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:52,359
Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

819
00:36:52,560 --> 00:36:54,880
Speaker 4: A lot of listeners have been asking for this, and

820
00:36:54,960 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 4: now your wishes are coming true because Eddie and Samantha

821
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 4: are back on for an update update.

822
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 6: How do you guys do it?

823
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 4: Oh right, I'm happy to have you get back on.

824
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,399
Speaker 4: Before we get to your relationship, Eddie, you mentioned during

825
00:37:11,440 --> 00:37:13,360
Speaker 4: the call that you were going to tell Samantha about

826
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:15,600
Speaker 4: your most embarrassing date moments?

827
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:18,240
Speaker 6: Do you think things out? Did you ever think of one?

828
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:19,239
Speaker 13: I did?

829
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:19,879
Speaker 16: Yes?

830
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 13: Okay, can we hear yuh? All right? All right, all right,

831
00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 13: let's get it over with that.

832
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:25,440
Speaker 6: Okay.

833
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 16: I was in my early twenties. I was at like

834
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 16: a house party, you know, like you do, and like

835
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 16: all of a sudden, the girl whose house it was

836
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 16: pulled me into her parents' bedroom. Yeah, right, and we

837
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 16: start like making out and we're kind of like fumbling

838
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 16: around fooling around whatever, and I don't know why, but

839
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 16: all of a sudden, I don't know where, I was like, hey,

840
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,040
Speaker 16: you think your dad does this with your mom?

841
00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:53,399
Speaker 7: Yes?

842
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 13: And it was like instant mood killer, like you we

843
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:57,560
Speaker 13: were done.

844
00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would be worried if it wasn't an it

845
00:38:00,040 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 4: sit mood killing.

846
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,399
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did that make you feel better when

847
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 1: you heard that?

848
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:10,279
Speaker 12: Oh yeah, oh yeah it really did.

849
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:13,759
Speaker 3: Where's your guys' relationship at well?

850
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:16,400
Speaker 15: I can confirm we are still together.

851
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:17,800
Speaker 9: Nice.

852
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 3: How is your relationship with the dog most Samantha?

853
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 12: The dog actually is so sweet. She's actually made me

854
00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 12: less afraid of dogs in general.

855
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 14: It's like happy, Yeah, and I'm happy to report that

856
00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 14: next month we're actually talking about going to be moving

857
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 14: in together officially, you.

858
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:53,120
Speaker 6: And the dog. We're so happy to hear from you, guys. Congratulations.

859
00:38:53,200 --> 00:38:58,560
Speaker 4: Make sure to keep us updating place.

860
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:02,319
Speaker 6: It's broken Jeffary in the.

861
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:05,239
Speaker 9: Morning, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

862
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 4: Doctors are warning about the shocking new threat to your

863
00:39:09,560 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 4: safety and.

864
00:39:10,760 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 6: It could be sitting in your living room.

865
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 4: Right now, waiting to hurt you.

866
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 3: Why is so scary, Joe?

867
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 4: It was a cool product that's been going viral on

868
00:39:21,320 --> 00:39:24,840
Speaker 4: TikTok has people saying, now that I've spent my entire

869
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 4: life savings to actually buy this, I.

870
00:39:27,200 --> 00:39:30,080
Speaker 6: Don't know if it was really a good idea. You're

871
00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:32,399
Speaker 6: gonna find out what it is in a brand.

872
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 1: New TikTok click shot.

873
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:37,759
Speaker 4: It's coming up right now. I'm not sure if you

874
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,680
Speaker 4: saw in the news, but the Olympic judge from Russia

875
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,280
Speaker 4: was cheating again.

876
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:47,320
Speaker 7: What wait, they're allowed to have an Olympic judge.

877
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 4: Instead of watching Simone Bile's floor routine, she had her

878
00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 4: eyes glued to her phone watching.

879
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 6: Woo TikTok click shot.

880
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:58,640
Speaker 3: I see yeah.

881
00:39:58,680 --> 00:40:00,839
Speaker 6: In any language, it's ticked click shock.

882
00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 4: Where we talk about the biggest TikTok videos from the

883
00:40:03,160 --> 00:40:06,680
Speaker 4: past week. Let's get right to your first TikTok click shock,

884
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:09,800
Speaker 4: which is a video from two doctors who are warning

885
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:12,799
Speaker 4: people about a brand new safety threat that we are

886
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 4: facing in record numbers.

887
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:17,400
Speaker 3: Really sounds important.

888
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:20,000
Speaker 4: Actually, something that you probably didn't even realize is going on.

889
00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:26,960
Speaker 4: Apparently people are suffering real life injuries using VR headsets.

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00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,240
Speaker 3: I've seen a lot.

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00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:32,919
Speaker 6: Of videos here.

892
00:40:32,960 --> 00:40:36,880
Speaker 4: They are explaining what emergency rooms all over the country

893
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:40,080
Speaker 4: are seeing a lot more of lately while.

894
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:41,880
Speaker 17: Playing a VR game. You know, they didn't see the

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00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,840
Speaker 17: wall was there in front of them. They were, you know,

896
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:45,839
Speaker 17: lashing out of something. They hit the wall with their

897
00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,959
Speaker 17: hand and broke one of the bones in their hand.

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00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 17: But they also saw a large number of injuries to

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Speaker 17: the face. And those were not just the participants themselves,

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00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,520
Speaker 17: but injuries to other people.

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00:40:56,640 --> 00:40:58,680
Speaker 6: I mean, I give them very specific tips.

902
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:02,120
Speaker 16: Stay from stan stay with from balconies, stay with from

903
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:02,720
Speaker 16: the windows.

904
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 7: Yeah, God, even think about balconies.

905
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:07,840
Speaker 1: Seriously, that is frightening.

906
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 15: And it's a little kids because I were my brothers

907
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 15: and he purposely directs me into the you know, he's

908
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 15: like a little.

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00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 4: More Yeah, make sure you get the video of that

910
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 4: in Texas on the Sea. But these incidents, like I said,

911
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,520
Speaker 4: are becoming more and more common. Just the other day,

912
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:27,120
Speaker 4: one doctor said a dad was playing virtual reality and

913
00:41:27,160 --> 00:41:29,760
Speaker 4: his wife and kids heard a scream and came running

914
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 4: down the hall. Found the dad on the ground of

915
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 4: their living room with pieces of the remote and batteries

916
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,600
Speaker 4: scattered all around him, and he managed to say I

917
00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:40,879
Speaker 4: was just trying to kill zombies.

918
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that's an embarrassing injury.

919
00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:49,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, other people are breaking their toes on coffee tables.

920
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:51,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that hurt me you just saying that.

921
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:55,240
Speaker 4: And more headsets are being sold now than ever before,

922
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:59,359
Speaker 4: so our virtual future looks more dangerous and grim as

923
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,120
Speaker 4: time goes on.

924
00:42:00,400 --> 00:42:03,360
Speaker 5: They didn't clear your floors. I've seen videos just people tripping.

925
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:05,600
Speaker 5: They're playing a game and they trip over something.

926
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,800
Speaker 3: The ears are like, we are in business.

927
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:12,800
Speaker 4: You please stay safe while you're ninja slicing virtual fruits

928
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:13,280
Speaker 4: out there.

929
00:42:14,239 --> 00:42:18,360
Speaker 6: That's a TikTok click shock. You're next TikTok click shot.

930
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:21,719
Speaker 4: You've probably actually seen if you're on the app at all,

931
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:24,320
Speaker 4: because in the last month, there's been videos of gorilla

932
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,320
Speaker 4: sofas making the rounds.

933
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:28,319
Speaker 6: Gorilla So have you seen those?

934
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 4: Look, I'm gonna pas some photos around of what's going

935
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:36,439
Speaker 4: on lately. There's been this trend of AI furniture that's

936
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 4: all really cool looking like mushroom forest beds.

937
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 7: Actually, someone's going on to AI images and be like,

938
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,840
Speaker 7: make me a mushroom bed, yeah yeah.

939
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 4: Or Brooks House an upside down pineapple armchair. Even though

940
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:54,319
Speaker 4: it's all computer generated stuff, people who see it think

941
00:42:54,360 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 4: it's real and they want to know where they.

942
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 6: Can buy it.

943
00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,640
Speaker 5: Feel can't tell you.

944
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:02,680
Speaker 4: The latest one to go viral are these huge couches

945
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 4: that look like giant gorillas and they're all over the

946
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:09,800
Speaker 4: app and as my co host can attest, they're big

947
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:14,840
Speaker 4: and plush and they do look like real gorillas.

948
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:18,279
Speaker 7: It's like the back pattying is the gorilla's chess, and

949
00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:20,799
Speaker 7: then the arms of the couch or the gorilla arms

950
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 7: and head.

951
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,800
Speaker 4: And wouldn't you know it, Where to buy a gorilla

952
00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 4: sofa was a trending search online, which was a problem

953
00:43:29,239 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 4: because they didn't actually exist.

954
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 6: Yeah right until now.

955
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:35,319
Speaker 3: Oh wait, wait, they're actually real now.

956
00:43:35,360 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 4: A furniture company in China decided they were going to

957
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:40,320
Speaker 4: start making them, and they put a hefty price tag

958
00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:45,200
Speaker 4: on them just to see what would happen, and wouldn't

959
00:43:45,200 --> 00:43:48,239
Speaker 4: you know it, the orders just started flooding in. Everybody

960
00:43:48,280 --> 00:43:50,399
Speaker 4: wanted one, and if you're one of those who made

961
00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 4: a purchase, prepare to be extremely disappointed, because yes, it

962
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,400
Speaker 4: is a gorilla couch, but it does not look like

963
00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:02,239
Speaker 4: the cool AI version. Yeah, okay, can you describe the

964
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:05,240
Speaker 4: difference between the AI and the real ones?

965
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 9: So the AI.

966
00:44:06,120 --> 00:44:10,319
Speaker 11: Gorilla looks like fluffy and just like Teddy Bears, you

967
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 11: get but a gorilla sat in the cheeks.

968
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, very comfy.

969
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:17,840
Speaker 7: The real one looks like one of those terrible couches

970
00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:20,320
Speaker 7: you'd find in a bachelor pad with a gorilla.

971
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 5: House, you know what I mean, the backseat.

972
00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 10: Of a car.

973
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 3: It could be yea.

974
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:27,920
Speaker 4: So you can see the photos of the gorilla couches

975
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 4: on our int the stories that broke in Jeffrey. The couches,

976
00:44:30,600 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 4: if you want one, are now available on Amazon for

977
00:44:33,200 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 4: the low low price of ten thousand dollars.

978
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 5: WHOA, Okay, if we're gonna do AI couches, why not

979
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:41,360
Speaker 5: buy a Brook and Jeffrey.

980
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,719
Speaker 13: Count The couch.

981
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:49,319
Speaker 5: Arms are outreach reaching a little low though.

982
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:51,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's definitely the footstool.

983
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:51,799
Speaker 8: Yeah he is.

984
00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:54,800
Speaker 4: Don't not collected complaining. That was a TikTok click shot.

985
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,719
Speaker 4: In your final TikTok click shot is from a high

986
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 4: school teacher who goes with the handle mister Lindsey Sped.

987
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:05,600
Speaker 4: He's got three hundred and sixty two thousand followers.

988
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 7: I always love it when these teachers get that many,

989
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 7: because it's like and they need to make some money

990
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:11,759
Speaker 7: on the side, you know.

991
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:12,319
Speaker 15: Yeah.

992
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:14,800
Speaker 4: He had a video go viral recently with millions of

993
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 4: views explaining what aura points are. Oh yeah, apparently gen

994
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,840
Speaker 4: z Ers and jen Alpha are using them to track

995
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 4: your riz factor.

996
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 3: What is this to explain?

997
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 4: Somebody's aura is their energy that they just naturally put

998
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 4: off right, And normally you would say someone has generally

999
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 4: good aura or bad aura. But the way kids are

1000
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 4: using it now is like a ranking system where you

1001
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 4: can add and subtract AURA points based on specific cool

1002
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:49,760
Speaker 4: and uncool behavior. Okay, so here's mister Lindsay giving an example.

1003
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:52,360
Speaker 18: Having positive or points is a good thing, but you

1004
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:55,160
Speaker 18: can lose our points by doing weird or cringey things.

1005
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:57,440
Speaker 18: An example, if you're walking down the hallway and your

1006
00:45:57,440 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 18: backpack uns it, then your stuff's falling out negative or

1007
00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 18: a points. Sending something funny in the group chat and

1008
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:05,439
Speaker 18: everybody responds to it positive or a point.

1009
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:10,360
Speaker 7: Okay, So basically, if you're cool, you get our points,

1010
00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 7: and if you're not then you lose.

1011
00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 4: You're very social, So Broke, get ready because your kids

1012
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:17,799
Speaker 4: are growing up and they're going to be ranking you

1013
00:46:17,840 --> 00:46:20,000
Speaker 4: before you know it because you're so skibbty.

1014
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:21,839
Speaker 1: Oh wait, no, I've been ranking brook this whole time.

1015
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,719
Speaker 3: Good guys, are they getting negative or points? Just for

1016
00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:31,080
Speaker 3: having me as their mother. Yeah, sorry, kids are starting

1017
00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 3: to the.

1018
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 4: Optimism is my way out And you just dropped another

1019
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:38,240
Speaker 4: one hundred points for that comment.

1020
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:41,600
Speaker 1: Those were your TikTok shots.

1021
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:42,279
Speaker 6: Stories for the day.

1022
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,759
Speaker 4: Remember you can always check out our TikTok page at

1023
00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey.

1024
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:47,720
Speaker 9: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1025
00:46:56,440 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 6: Destiny is a new player to our show. She usually

1026
00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:04,439
Speaker 6: listens while driving her children to school every morning. Two

1027
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 6: boys four and six years old. Busy, and she told

1028
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:11,640
Speaker 6: our producer her best piece of parenting advice is to

1029
00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 6: let go of all expectations.

1030
00:47:15,880 --> 00:47:18,440
Speaker 7: Guys will never be what you wanted to be, you know,

1031
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 7: that's life advice.

1032
00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:22,480
Speaker 4: Actually, I had to do that years ago when I

1033
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,919
Speaker 4: expected Brooke to not dress like a homeless person at work.

1034
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 4: I let go of all of those expectations expect something

1035
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 4: like that.

1036
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:34,759
Speaker 6: I know, I was stupid forever thinking.

1037
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:35,799
Speaker 5: Of that money at going to change her.

1038
00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:39,279
Speaker 4: Actually, look now, Destiny, what did you mean by let

1039
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:41,840
Speaker 4: go of all expectations for your children?

1040
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:44,880
Speaker 6: Meaning just roll with what comes at you.

1041
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 16: I thinks are going to change on.

1042
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 12: The daily and just got to kind of roll with it.

1043
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:50,600
Speaker 5: I wish my parents did this, Like when they'd be

1044
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,919
Speaker 5: like that, just better be done when we get home.

1045
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 5: And then they get home, I could be like, you

1046
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 5: guys know what to expect.

1047
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 6: Just roll with it.

1048
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:01,239
Speaker 3: That's what she meant.

1049
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:07,319
Speaker 4: I like it, Destiny lower and lose all of those

1050
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 4: expectations for your kids, for.

1051
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:10,840
Speaker 6: The whole world.

1052
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:15,319
Speaker 4: Actually exactly all right, now, I have.

1053
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:17,080
Speaker 3: So much empathy for Jose's mother.

1054
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:23,000
Speaker 4: Well, go empathize outside of the studio. So we could

1055
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 4: talk to Destiny about the rules. Here you got thirty seconds.

1056
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:28,040
Speaker 4: Answer as many questions as possible. If you don't know when,

1057
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 4: you could say past. But you have to beat Brooke

1058
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 4: outright if you want to win.

1059
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 6: Are you ready?

1060
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:33,760
Speaker 13: I am ready, Lucky.

1061
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:38,600
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Today is National Majong Day. Majong

1062
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 4: is a game played with what type of pieces? Hyo

1063
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:48,080
Speaker 4: Hematology is a branch of medicine specializing in what. On

1064
00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:50,680
Speaker 4: the TV show The Office, who is the assistant to

1065
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:51,840
Speaker 4: the regional manager?

1066
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 6: The official flower of Easter is a white what lily?

1067
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:58,360
Speaker 6: What is bugs?

1068
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 4: Bunny's famous three word catch phrase, megalophobia is the fear

1069
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:06,720
Speaker 4: of what type of things?

1070
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 6: Big thing, big thing, very good.

1071
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:13,319
Speaker 4: Destiny Brooks going to come back into the studio here

1072
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 4: and I'm seeing on my phone screener. Let's see, Oh

1073
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:20,080
Speaker 4: Destiny works part time for a running store.

1074
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:23,120
Speaker 6: Right, do you want to say which one? What's a

1075
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:23,840
Speaker 6: running store?

1076
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's Gadget Running Company downtown Mount Vernon.

1077
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 3: What is a running store, Jeff?

1078
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:28,800
Speaker 9: Like?

1079
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 6: What do you sell it?

1080
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 9: Like?

1081
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:31,440
Speaker 6: If you're just running?

1082
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 12: We sell a lot of shoes, Brooks and ethics and

1083
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:37,760
Speaker 12: hokahlip flops in that store.

1084
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 3: Brook probably slides actually running post row.

1085
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:44,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, well that's more the walking part. You've got a

1086
00:49:44,600 --> 00:49:49,000
Speaker 6: walking store.

1087
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:51,320
Speaker 3: There is a walking store.

1088
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:57,360
Speaker 7: You know that there is no there's not Are.

1089
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 6: You kidding me on this?

1090
00:49:58,600 --> 00:50:00,879
Speaker 4: We got to get to your questions. Brook, Ready, your

1091
00:50:00,920 --> 00:50:04,759
Speaker 4: time starts now. Today is National Majong Day. Majong is

1092
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,800
Speaker 4: a game played with what type of pieces?

1093
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 3: Uh, little pebbles.

1094
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:12,520
Speaker 4: Hematology is a branch of medicine specializing in what blood.

1095
00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 4: On the TV show The Office, who is the assistance

1096
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:20,040
Speaker 4: to the regional manager Dwight, the official flower of Easter

1097
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:22,200
Speaker 4: is a white what lily?

1098
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,960
Speaker 6: What is bugs? Bunny's famous three word catchphrase.

1099
00:50:25,600 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 7: That's all Oh no, oh my god, rabbit go, I

1100
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,359
Speaker 7: don't know, Oh my god, I.

1101
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 1: Don't know oh, I knowed.

1102
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 3: I almost said, that's all folks, but that's porky pig.

1103
00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 6: Somebody got confused.

1104
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 4: Let's head on over the scoreboard to see how you

1105
00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:45,239
Speaker 4: both did with.

1106
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:47,760
Speaker 6: Jose Soda says, give me a sip.

1107
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:55,360
Speaker 11: Destiny, you got four today?

1108
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:57,040
Speaker 5: Did you run away?

1109
00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:01,320
Speaker 10: She got four?

1110
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 6: Brook got three.

1111
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:08,879
Speaker 3: It was just Destiny.

1112
00:51:10,800 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 6: Took Brook down on your first time. Well done, Destiny.

1113
00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:17,960
Speaker 16: That is a lot of practice on the way to preschool.

1114
00:51:17,960 --> 00:51:19,879
Speaker 6: I'll tell you it's paid off.

1115
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:22,920
Speaker 4: So let's go over the answers for everybody. It's national Majong.

1116
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:25,600
Speaker 4: De Majong is a game played with little tiles, bro

1117
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 4: not pebbles.

1118
00:51:27,239 --> 00:51:28,880
Speaker 3: Oh I was taking of.

1119
00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:37,440
Speaker 4: Yeahmatology is a branch of medicine specializing in blood. The

1120
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:40,719
Speaker 4: TV show of The Office, Dwight Shrewd is the assistance

1121
00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 4: to the regional manager.

1122
00:51:42,239 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 5: I have upset, Destiny didn't get that.

1123
00:51:43,800 --> 00:51:44,400
Speaker 16: I know. I know.

1124
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:47,879
Speaker 4: The official flower of Easter is a white lily known

1125
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 4: as Easter lilies bugs Buddy's famous three word catchphrase, what's up, Doc?

1126
00:51:52,800 --> 00:51:53,440
Speaker 10: What's up?

1127
00:51:55,960 --> 00:51:57,160
Speaker 3: So you didn't know that one either?

1128
00:51:57,360 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 6: No, No, she did know what. Megalophobe is the fear of.

1129
00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:02,360
Speaker 3: And that's their big things.

1130
00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:05,000
Speaker 6: You've got a larger big you would have got there.

1131
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:08,960
Speaker 4: You want to tie for so Destiny, Congratulations, you beat broke.

1132
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:12,640
Speaker 4: You get one hundred dollars plus just for playing. You

1133
00:52:12,680 --> 00:52:15,240
Speaker 4: win a pair of tickets to see thunder Down Under

1134
00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 4: perform at the snow Qualm Casino on August sixteenth. Not

1135
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:22,040
Speaker 4: a good place to go if you have megalomania. When

1136
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:28,040
Speaker 4: you're seeing thunder down Under interactive, flirtatious, Australian and larger

1137
00:52:28,080 --> 00:52:30,000
Speaker 4: than life, you're gonna be there to see it all.

1138
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:32,320
Speaker 1: Well, good job, Destiny.

1139
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:34,359
Speaker 7: I'm kind of bumm that was That wasn't a good

1140
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,719
Speaker 7: showing on my part.

1141
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 10: Great on you, though, you know.

1142
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 16: I'll take it.

1143
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:38,720
Speaker 12: I'll take the w any day.

1144
00:52:39,239 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 5: You a hundred bucks and honky Man, I think a

1145
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 5: lot of people would take that.

1146
00:52:42,320 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for playing Destiny. Comeback anytime. We'll

1147
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 4: be back to do Windbrook's Bucks, same time tomorrow

1148
00:52:48,600 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.