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Speaker 1: Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home? Either way,

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Speaker 1: we want to be there, doesn't matter how.

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Speaker 2: Much baggage you claim and give us time and a

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off instat. We want to

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Speaker 3: welcome you back home. Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 5: Porn? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 6: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need ride?

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Speaker 5: With? Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 5: I'm Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: I'm Karen Kilgariff.

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Speaker 5: We are leaving the home a comedian Todd Glass, who's

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Speaker 5: in the back seat. There? He is Todd? Can you

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Speaker 5: confirm that? There we go?

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Speaker 7: I want people to know we're really in a car.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we really are in a car. We usually prove

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Speaker 5: it through a series of accidents that are inevitable. Todd,

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Speaker 5: you have twenty foot tall hedges in front of your house,

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Speaker 5: usually the kind you'd only see it at drug dealer's home.

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Speaker 5: Is that what? What? What are you hiding behind those hedges?

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Speaker 7: I'm nothing?

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Speaker 4: But if that's how I was nothing, nothing, I moved

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Speaker 4: I put big hedges up to when I was working

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Speaker 7: No one could tell that I was working on the

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Speaker 5: Yes they could.

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Speaker 7: I worked in a thong.

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Speaker 4: No, because you know, like if you don't have I

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Speaker 4: probably shouldn't say this, but I don't think anybody listen,

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Speaker 4: hold on, I want to tell you one thing.

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Speaker 7: Do you know where we're going?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're doing this.

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Speaker 4: By the way, let me say first of all, it's

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Speaker 4: a great idea because I don't have to think.

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Speaker 7: Now go on to the show.

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Speaker 1: It's exactly right.

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Speaker 4: And I didn't even put my set together back at

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Speaker 1: You're going to do it in front of us in

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Speaker 7: Yeah, we'll think about it.

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Speaker 1: We'll talk through your decision.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, spitball your set list.

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Speaker 4: Do you ever have a joke and then you even

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Speaker 4: for the best crowd in the world. It's just something

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Speaker 4: I start. After many years in comedy, I realize and

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Speaker 4: it's okay. It's probably what makes certain jokes great between

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Speaker 4: you and your friends. By the way, I'm not telling

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Speaker 4: a joke that might just be for you and your friends.

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Speaker 7: It's too twisted, it's too like, where do you think fun?

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Speaker 5: I don't know. I think any time I have a

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Speaker 5: that because that's offensive. Oh look at that. That's why

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Speaker 5: I don't trust Toyota Yaris's.

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Speaker 1: Because they're always pulling that ship.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they're always juking out.

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Speaker 4: Now, Okay, so here's what. It's not even that big

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Speaker 4: I should move back to Chicago story. And then I went,

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Speaker 4: you know, there's certain things you can't do that with,

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Speaker 7: A kid that died, you can't go every time, oh

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Speaker 5: It's like, oh no, you got to sort of hear

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Speaker 4: But then I think, like if I tell that to

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Speaker 4: an audience, like I, what does that mean? Privately I'm

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Speaker 4: But I worry about someone listening, like, you know, would

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Speaker 5: On stage, you're not closing with your pediatric leukemia. Chunk

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Speaker 5: would yeah, you just that wasn't even funny that I

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Speaker 4: Would thinking about if I should edit. That's how paranoid

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Speaker 1: I think people like being on the inside.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it's something you'd only say to your friends, but

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Speaker 1: I think people like it's like now they're your friends.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're safely in a car where you're amongst friends.

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Speaker 4: I feel like I've had the benefit of, you know,

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Speaker 7: I used to think that, oh, I want to be

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Speaker 4: Says all these things, and he's and he says, you

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Speaker 4: also with that you got an amazing amount of love

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Speaker 4: and you know you knew, you know, like good things too.

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Speaker 4: And but now over the years he talks about sometimes

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Speaker 7: So I like think I try to anywhere.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, throughout the day, I'll I'll just have a memory

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Speaker 1: Mouth, comedy or just everything.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, usually something that wasn't funny.

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Speaker 7: This show that we're doing tonight has a great reputation.

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Speaker 1: Yes, the Hot Time show. Yes, it's really good.

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Speaker 5: It was when this show was first in Culver City.

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Speaker 4: I like when the creativeness of the room matches the

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Speaker 4: creativeness of the show. They're trying to the people they're

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Speaker 4: trying to get to perform and the show. Everybody says

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Speaker 4: good things about. By the way, don't get jealous. But

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Speaker 4: when they're revitalizing the neighborhood, look at the center thing.

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Speaker 5: Ah nice, just did it?

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Speaker 1: Those are brand new plants.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I bet one day will be palm trees.

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Speaker 8: You could come dig some of those out and put

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Speaker 8: them in your beautiful fun I used.

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Speaker 7: To steal shrubs when I was younger.

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Speaker 5: I knew that we'd get to that.

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Speaker 5: Time?

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Speaker 4: Well amongst my friends and you know, you know the

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't do it anymore. I get that it's wrong,

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't have. It's not I wouldn't back then. I

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Speaker 4: I have to go, yeah, I would do that too.

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Speaker 4: I wouldn't do that. But yet when it was someone

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Speaker 4: just because you don't see someone going, well, what.

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Speaker 5: Happened to my watch? And the pain and that it's

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Speaker 7: I get it now.

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Speaker 4: But back then, like we lived on this we had

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Speaker 4: It was Chesterbrook and they would plant so many shrubs,

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Speaker 4: so we would like just pop them out. They were

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Speaker 4: I actually still wanted it to look good, and they.

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Speaker 5: Over staggered it. Yeah, So I staggered the steeler.

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Speaker 4: And one day I remember me and my friend Dave

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Speaker 4: I picked them up because we were gonna go steal shrubs,

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Speaker 4: and he had a shovel.

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Speaker 7: I go, oh, we don't need shovels where we're going.

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Speaker 7: These are freshly.

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, they just got playing it.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, they just got planned to just pop them up.

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Speaker 1: You know, it's still warm.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, so anyway that how do you uh?

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Speaker 5: And you just went on to some sh rubbery black

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Speaker 7: No, I would we'd plan them like around around my house.

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Speaker 5: Oh you just that was almost like like a Robin

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Speaker 1: Robin Hood if Robinhood was really selfish.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, Robin Hood just wanted his yard to look

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Speaker 7: Or or like a friend of mine wants his parents.

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Speaker 7: They you know, they knew like that.

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Speaker 4: I was pretty good at doing that, and they're like, hey,

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Speaker 4: for some reason, I would go, oh, I can get

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Speaker 4: the shrubs really cheap, but I would like steal them

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Speaker 4: too and then give them to then they could you.

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Speaker 1: Charge the parents little money?

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Speaker 5: No, No, I would were.

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Speaker 1: A robin Hood landscape.

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Speaker 5: In a way. Yeah, because I didn't charge.

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Speaker 7: Matter of fact, I didn't even charge him for my labor.

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Speaker 4: Wow, no one knew what I had it Like, I

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Speaker 4: because I was like at that time, maybe I just

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Speaker 5: So I was like, nineteen, What a nice boy, that

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Speaker 5: Todd Glass. He's been out there for I don't know three. Hey,

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Speaker 5: where's my watch? I swear I was wearing to watch

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Speaker 5: a moment ago. It's weird that I could do it

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Speaker 5: like that. It didn't bother me.

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Speaker 7: But I don't know.

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Speaker 5: It's just well, it is better. It is better to

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Speaker 5: steal shrubs than watches. You admitted that you used to

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Speaker 5: steal watches, right, No, I never stole was okay? I

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Speaker 5: swear that you that was something you admitted to you

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Speaker 5: think were you serious? Yeah? I thought you said you're

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Speaker 5: stole watches For a while. You swear, I pink.

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Speaker 7: Look at me?

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Speaker 5: Look at do we have a safe word? Because I

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Speaker 5: want to know if you really mean that? I really

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Speaker 5: you know anyone vouched for them? Didn't he mention that

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Speaker 5: he stole watch?

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Speaker 1: Just for what you did?

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Speaker 5: I think?

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Speaker 4: Okay, who still watches? First of all, I like that.

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Speaker 4: I'm so indignant after I still probably still ten thousand

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Speaker 4: dollars worth shrubs. Honestly, dare you pull this fit over?

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Speaker 4: By the way, I don't be jealous of the new

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Speaker 4: lows that just open up down here.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, that is beautiful, the midtown lows.

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Speaker 5: Hey, how come all their shrubs are missing? Well? I

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Speaker 5: like to call back the guy that calls back too

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Speaker 5: early to things just happen while we're still talking about it.

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Speaker 5: I called back to the last sentence.

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Speaker 7: Chester Brook. What if they have a class action suit?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Whenever I have this happen, you think the audience knows.

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Speaker 5: To tell a story. Really, I think that that's I

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Speaker 5: I already guessed that nauseous. Oh how do I do?

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Speaker 5: I just learned waiting again.

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Speaker 7: You asked me.

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Speaker 4: We're talking about seasick. If I got seasick, and I

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Speaker 5: And he looked at me and he went, thanks, man,

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Speaker 7: I wasn't here.

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Speaker 5: Hey, I got sick on a boat to Catalina too.

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Speaker 7: Ships if you take the pills, you know.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, drama mean, well, they got a little patch for

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Speaker 4: Nobody notices, Yeah, it's right behind your Well why are

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Speaker 8: So I literally cannot eat seafood at all because of that.

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Speaker 7: Fat?

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Speaker 1: Are you doing that?

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Speaker 7: Because I don't because I just want.

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Speaker 7: I did you know?

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Speaker 4: just not what I ever wanted, but an arm sleeve

449
00:19:10,560 --> 00:19:13,199
Speaker 4: always looked really good to me. So I wore it

450
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,399
Speaker 4: a few times jokingly. And then I just was in

451
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:19,200
Speaker 4: Philadelphia on WMMR. President Steve shout out to my Philadelphia friends,

452
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:24,680
Speaker 4: and they have tatt Tuesdays where they give listeners tattoos.

453
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,800
Speaker 5: Oh you're kidding. You had it done live on the radio.

454
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,480
Speaker 5: I did because they stream it.

455
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:32,119
Speaker 4: So they did mine on Thursday called tat Thursdays because

456
00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,280
Speaker 4: they couldn't do anybody else but meat because it was

457
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,320
Speaker 4: so intensive, and they did this in one sitting.

458
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:39,840
Speaker 5: Probably about four hours.

459
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,560
Speaker 7: This guy was good and knew what he was doing

460
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,159
Speaker 7: and I'm gonna go back and finish it.

461
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:47,359
Speaker 4: He just free handed that, right, he did, because he

462
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:48,919
Speaker 4: drew it on with a magic marker.

463
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:53,159
Speaker 7: And then somebody always asked me what it means, and

464
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,640
Speaker 7: it really didn't. I went online.

465
00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:57,720
Speaker 5: Come on, I hate that question. You really it's a

466
00:19:57,800 --> 00:20:01,280
Speaker 5: painting or drawing. What do you mean? What's it mean something?

467
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:04,200
Speaker 5: It looks good. It's an illustration.

468
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:06,719
Speaker 7: Oh now I feel bad about what I've been starting

469
00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:07,080
Speaker 7: to do.

470
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,520
Speaker 5: Oh, give it meaning, give it me, you know what,

471
00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:11,280
Speaker 5: it's cool if it has meaning, but you don't need

472
00:20:11,320 --> 00:20:11,960
Speaker 5: to conjure it.

473
00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:14,280
Speaker 4: After the fact. There's a lie meeting. And then I

474
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,439
Speaker 4: started to give it meeting.

475
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:16,600
Speaker 5: I uh.

476
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,400
Speaker 7: My meeting.

477
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:21,640
Speaker 4: I said, my dad was an architect, and when he died,

478
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,760
Speaker 4: we found a few designs in his drawer and my

479
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:25,240
Speaker 4: brother got one tattoo and I got the other.

480
00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:26,080
Speaker 7: And they're like, oh my god.

481
00:20:26,119 --> 00:20:28,280
Speaker 5: So that to tattoo was supposed to be a building.

482
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:32,000
Speaker 5: I know, it's pretty.

483
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,360
Speaker 7: What I didn't say architect.

484
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:34,360
Speaker 5: I don't say architect.

485
00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:36,119
Speaker 7: My dad was an artist.

486
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:42,720
Speaker 5: Artist because it's it's tribal swirls tattoo being like, you know, like.

487
00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:43,640
Speaker 1: Good department.

488
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,960
Speaker 8: Into the room with a bathroom on the side, and

489
00:20:47,359 --> 00:20:48,120
Speaker 8: that's the closet.

490
00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:50,920
Speaker 1: Oh, look at the stairs.

491
00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:53,320
Speaker 4: I would get so jealous, you know, when you went

492
00:20:53,359 --> 00:20:56,159
Speaker 4: to look at new homes and they had the pamphlet

493
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,560
Speaker 4: your parents, look, here's one good thing, and I will

494
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,160
Speaker 4: I will tell you the real way.

495
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:01,920
Speaker 7: I gave it a meaning.

496
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:04,360
Speaker 4: But like whenever your parents do anything, and I realize

497
00:21:04,359 --> 00:21:06,160
Speaker 4: that now as an adult, Like sometimes I'll just go

498
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:08,399
Speaker 4: look at a house, new homes, I'm not really ready

499
00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:10,080
Speaker 4: to buy one, Or I look at a car, I

500
00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:12,119
Speaker 4: just want to look at it. But when you have kids,

501
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,400
Speaker 4: they think you are buying it, and they get excited,

502
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,119
Speaker 4: even when they're ten, they're like, oh, we're getting a

503
00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,440
Speaker 4: new car, and then when you don't, they're bummed out.

504
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:23,600
Speaker 5: My dad shouldn't. So many times I remember vividly sitting

505
00:21:23,640 --> 00:21:28,280
Speaker 5: on little motorcycles for kids, like a lime green Yamaha,

506
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,600
Speaker 5: and he'd have me sit on it, and sometimes they'd

507
00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,400
Speaker 5: start it up and then we'd leave.

508
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:36,280
Speaker 7: Oh, and they're not doing it to be he was.

509
00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:39,159
Speaker 5: He just was exploring the idea. And then he'd he's like,

510
00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:41,159
Speaker 5: now his mom had kill me. All right, we gotta go.

511
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:45,280
Speaker 5: I don't know that they you just don't know, but like, yeah,

512
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,000
Speaker 5: he was a great dad. He just never you shouldn't

513
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,439
Speaker 5: toy with the idea of a possible motorcycle.

514
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,200
Speaker 1: You couldn't do.

515
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,439
Speaker 8: That and envision your child on it without having to

516
00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:55,800
Speaker 8: see them in person.

517
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:59,080
Speaker 1: Right, that's insane, you know what.

518
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:00,919
Speaker 5: I'm glad he never got me one. I'd be one

519
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,119
Speaker 5: of these gear heads.

520
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,840
Speaker 1: You know, you'd be one of these dead people.

521
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:06,800
Speaker 5: I'd be living in uh, you know, out in Pataloma. Hey,

522
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:11,080
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I trying to think of another Temecula there

523
00:22:11,119 --> 00:22:13,520
Speaker 5: you go, you know where the metal militias from. I'd

524
00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 5: have all these dumb tattoos on my arm. I keep

525
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,080
Speaker 5: saying the wrong thing my dad.

526
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:21,400
Speaker 4: Every time we move further from the city, he would

527
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,199
Speaker 4: promise as many bikes or go carts, and we.

528
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,080
Speaker 5: Never got them.

529
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:25,880
Speaker 4: And I don't think he did it like I'll never

530
00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:28,680
Speaker 4: get Really, he'd always all that, so many bikes will

531
00:22:28,680 --> 00:22:31,560
Speaker 4: get go cards or dad further away. And now the

532
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:35,760
Speaker 4: real meaning that I gave my tattoo was I put

533
00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:39,000
Speaker 4: some initials on it because I thought, you know some

534
00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:39,880
Speaker 4: people that mean something.

535
00:22:40,119 --> 00:22:42,320
Speaker 7: Not only did one initial, but I put mister m R.

536
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:45,240
Speaker 7: For mister Rogers. Oh, that's great because I admire him.

537
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:47,680
Speaker 4: And then I figured I'll put a few initials all

538
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:48,919
Speaker 4: over and then you don't really see them.

539
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,600
Speaker 5: They're hitting in the right all kinds of things in

540
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,800
Speaker 5: those swirls. Yeah, that's a good idea.

541
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:54,439
Speaker 7: I like that.

542
00:22:54,480 --> 00:22:56,840
Speaker 1: You're getting a KK in there. We've known each other

543
00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 1: a long time.

544
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,320
Speaker 4: You know what, if you want, I will Okay, in fact,

545
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,640
Speaker 4: you know what to George Carr and that means the truth,

546
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,320
Speaker 4: I'm gonna do it because you're the first person that

547
00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:06,040
Speaker 4: ask I means we'll make you that person.

548
00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm going to brag about that.

549
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,080
Speaker 7: I'm not doing it for everybody that's it set off

550
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:11,560
Speaker 7: right there.

551
00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:14,479
Speaker 8: This this is a great lesson in asking for what

552
00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:14,880
Speaker 8: you want.

553
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,440
Speaker 4: Hey, let me ask you a question and I'll tell

554
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:18,040
Speaker 4: you why, because I want to avoid the joke the

555
00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:18,639
Speaker 4: kk K.

556
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:19,880
Speaker 7: What's your middle initials?

557
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,720
Speaker 5: Can I go KL? No? You should like KL create

558
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:24,359
Speaker 5: the kl K.

559
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,240
Speaker 1: There someone else with the.

560
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 7: Somebody I just go KK.

561
00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:33,119
Speaker 5: It'll be like is that the KKK? And god.

562
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:38,320
Speaker 7: I'm doing KK. I mean it's those No, you're right,

563
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,600
Speaker 7: and that's shame on me.

564
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,920
Speaker 8: You're trying to go It's really the message I'm trying

565
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:45,160
Speaker 8: to send you well.

566
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,680
Speaker 7: Because it wasn't like I went, hey, do you mind

567
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 7: if I put like, you know, be you or something?

568
00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 4: Well?

569
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,720
Speaker 1: And also it's your arm. You can kind of do

570
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:53,320
Speaker 1: whatever you want.

571
00:23:53,359 --> 00:23:54,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, but if I'm gonna do it, if I'm gonna

572
00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:56,679
Speaker 4: put your initials on there, you got to go for it.

573
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 7: I'm going back in a month to work on it.

574
00:23:58,640 --> 00:23:59,920
Speaker 7: That's why I know that I can really do that.

575
00:24:00,160 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 5: You shah, I like I want. I don't know what

576
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:03,560
Speaker 5: I want. I don't. You don't have to put my

577
00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 5: name on there. I'm not fishing for you to. It's

578
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:09,600
Speaker 5: already it's already been a stead I already got Okay,

579
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:10,480
Speaker 5: that's fine, you know.

580
00:24:10,560 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 7: But what were you going to say?

581
00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 5: I'm just saying anything you put the lyrics you like, uh,

582
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:19,119
Speaker 5: you know, have fun or something. You could do all

583
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,720
Speaker 5: kinds of things. Just tide it in there.

584
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 7: Wait a second, I think my phone is here?

585
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:23,840
Speaker 5: Up?

586
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 1: I bet it is.

587
00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:30,000
Speaker 5: I remember looking you know what we always think Usually

588
00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,440
Speaker 5: when I'm doing this, it's while I'm talking on it.

589
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:34,800
Speaker 7: I'm not looking down. I've had it in my hand

590
00:24:34,840 --> 00:24:35,960
Speaker 7: walking around the hills.

591
00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 1: Could you be sitting on it?

592
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 7: Okay?

593
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,720
Speaker 5: No, No, don't look down for too long. Don't look down.

594
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 5: We just clean up there. Going all right? Relax, maybe

595
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:47,720
Speaker 5: get relax? Wait?

596
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:49,000
Speaker 1: Should we talk through your set?

597
00:24:49,119 --> 00:24:51,160
Speaker 8: I'm kind of excited about the fact that you don't

598
00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:52,160
Speaker 8: have a plan set and.

599
00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:54,200
Speaker 5: Holding that microphone.

600
00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 7: Do you want to give yourself a plug?

601
00:24:56,480 --> 00:24:56,600
Speaker 11: Oh?

602
00:24:57,320 --> 00:25:03,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, he doesn't need to talk. Uh Todd came

603
00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:07,560
Speaker 5: on board with a guy wearing a leather zipper, leather

604
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 5: jacket and he doesn't need to talk. It's okay.

605
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:15,600
Speaker 7: So my set I always write set at the top or.

606
00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:19,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, so you don't ax it down like growing to

607
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:25,040
Speaker 5: the grocery store and make it full of yourself. So

608
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:29,159
Speaker 5: what should I do to let let's read off your

609
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:29,680
Speaker 5: set list.

610
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:30,359
Speaker 7: I don't have anything.

611
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,959
Speaker 1: It's okay, it's just a white piece of paper.

612
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,280
Speaker 5: What did I do with my keys? Oh?

613
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:38,240
Speaker 7: I put them in the pillow?

614
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:40,159
Speaker 1: You wait, Todd, you were on the show. I did

615
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:41,800
Speaker 1: it the improv a couple of weeks.

616
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:44,359
Speaker 5: Ago, the improvisation and all that. Yes held for.

617
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:47,440
Speaker 1: Trying to think of how you ended it.

618
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,719
Speaker 5: I'm worried that, like, I don't want to do this.

619
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:50,920
Speaker 5: There's some jokes.

620
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 4: I will drop a joke out of my act. If

621
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:55,359
Speaker 4: I'm bored of it, I will. I will absolutely unless

622
00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 4: I need it for like your corporate.

623
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:57,440
Speaker 5: Show or something.

624
00:25:57,520 --> 00:26:00,919
Speaker 4: But but there's some jokes that I love doing it.

625
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,680
Speaker 4: But I'm like, oh my god, I've been doing that

626
00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 4: for time goes on pretty quick.

627
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:07,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, I've been doing that joke four years now.

628
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 8: But I think most of that set you were riffing

629
00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:12,040
Speaker 8: because remember you were kind of yelling at the people

630
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 8: that were sitting in the sun.

631
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,439
Speaker 4: Oh god, it was so funny to pay it to

632
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 4: be you know what, once you get use. I was

633
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 4: at a club I won't mention the name because it

634
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:25,040
Speaker 4: really was a good club, but they need to train

635
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 4: the audience.

636
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 7: It was out of town. The audience is a little

637
00:26:27,480 --> 00:26:29,120
Speaker 7: better to be quiet.

638
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:30,680
Speaker 4: And I'm going to say, on a scale from one

639
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 4: to ten, let's say ten is the worst talking in

640
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 4: the world, which never happens.

641
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:34,919
Speaker 7: But that's just to create the scale.

642
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,080
Speaker 5: Sure, they.

643
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,920
Speaker 7: They were about a four.

644
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 4: But when you get use to shows like the Living

645
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:48,680
Speaker 4: Room Show or shows like you know, Power Violence. Yes,

646
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:52,680
Speaker 4: even though there's that show is there's definitely a craziness

647
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:53,720
Speaker 4: and a frenetic energy.

648
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 5: The crowd gets it. That doesn't mean they do that.

649
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,480
Speaker 7: They just and when you and or at the meltdown

650
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,640
Speaker 7: where they're the they treat comedy like the opera.

651
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, you set your standards high, justifiably, and it's not

652
00:27:07,080 --> 00:27:09,200
Speaker 4: so so when I'm into crowd where they're talking a lot,

653
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:13,160
Speaker 4: I'm like, I don't, I don't, I can't take.

654
00:27:13,000 --> 00:27:16,639
Speaker 1: It right, Well, it's bullshit. It shouldn't. It shouldn't happen.

655
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 12: I want them to be like sitting there, you know,

656
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,840
Speaker 12: just really That's how I was when I went when

657
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,000
Speaker 12: I was sixteen. Yeah, me and my friends went if

658
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,960
Speaker 12: there was someone talking to this to us, not heckling,

659
00:27:25,480 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 12: not even that loud. Like again, if the scale from

660
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 12: one to ten, if they were like at a four,

661
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,199
Speaker 12: that means they'd shut up for ten minutes and then

662
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:33,600
Speaker 12: they talk for a little bit and then they'd shut up.

663
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 4: And me and my friends would go going crazy. At

664
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,119
Speaker 4: that age, seventeen years old, we'd be like, oh, last night,

665
00:27:39,119 --> 00:27:41,520
Speaker 4: we got stuff next to these idiots. After every joke,

666
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,399
Speaker 4: they would tell a story that had nothing to do

667
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:44,240
Speaker 4: with the joke.

668
00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:47,119
Speaker 5: Like that was us seventeen years old, Like we got it. Yes.

669
00:27:47,359 --> 00:27:49,879
Speaker 8: Well, Also, it doesn't make sense to pay money to

670
00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,360
Speaker 8: go see people talk and then talk yourself.

671
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:53,480
Speaker 1: It just doesn't make sense.

672
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Speaker 5: I think people and nowadays young people are marek confident

673
00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 5: and they just think that it's okay that they have

674
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:01,959
Speaker 5: something to say, whereas when I was a kid, no

675
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:04,359
Speaker 5: one had any self esteem and they didn't feel like

676
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 5: they had anything to say. And I think that was healthy.

677
00:28:07,240 --> 00:28:08,720
Speaker 1: Yeah it was a better time.

678
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a better time.

679
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,920
Speaker 7: No, shut up, that's my pet, peeve.

680
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,560
Speaker 4: I get lost with people, and I love you to death, Chris,

681
00:28:15,600 --> 00:28:16,360
Speaker 4: but I'm gonna like.

682
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,240
Speaker 1: Oh wait, that's the bit you're doing.

683
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 7: Well back then. I'm not defying that there's differences.

684
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,679
Speaker 4: I know somebody that doesn't understand what I'm trying to

685
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 4: say is they could take it out.

686
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:28,119
Speaker 5: There's differences.

687
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,400
Speaker 4: But whenever anybody goes to back then, like oh, customer

688
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:32,760
Speaker 4: service was better back then.

689
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 7: And it was good and bad always, but or people.

690
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 5: Don't take pride anymore. Yes they do.

691
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,920
Speaker 4: Like so like if someone's telling a story about bad

692
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 4: customer service, I'm into it, Like tell me the details

693
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,600
Speaker 4: and I'll be like, oh, that's the worst type when

694
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 4: it's sort of okay but rides.

695
00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 5: Under the radar. But the minute they go yeah, that's

696
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:51,040
Speaker 5: the problem with today.

697
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 4: Now, you me and you go to fifteen twenty places

698
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:57,920
Speaker 4: right now, and I bet in most of them the

699
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 4: customer service is going to be awesome, with a friendly

700
00:29:00,800 --> 00:29:04,320
Speaker 4: person behind the counter and a really person really eager

701
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:04,840
Speaker 4: to help you.

702
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 5: And it was.

703
00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 4: There was always shitty service, and there's always good service.

704
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 4: And I went to proof of it. I was at

705
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 4: comedy clubs thirty years ago, telling you the same thing.

706
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 4: There were people who would talk and some people that wouldn't.

707
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 4: So you watch your fucking mouth.

708
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 5: And I knew it. I knew I was setting you

709
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 5: up for that. I knew you. We've talked about that before.

710
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 5: I remember that you You don't like it when someone

711
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:28,040
Speaker 5: says even if someone says candy bars used to be

712
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:30,000
Speaker 5: thirty five cents, you blow your lid.

713
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,640
Speaker 7: Well, I don't.

714
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:35,960
Speaker 1: He goes nuts about the price account.

715
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 5: The olden days were never better. But I'm not gonna

716
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 5: go off.

717
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 4: I already said, and I'm gonna be very proud of

718
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 4: myself that I'm going to keep this ride.

719
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 5: Although I will say one thing.

720
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,880
Speaker 4: You know, when it comes to podcasting, what I love

721
00:29:47,880 --> 00:29:51,200
Speaker 4: about it sometimes is that you can express your social views.

722
00:29:51,360 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 4: You can interact as long as it's funnier than it's

723
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:54,800
Speaker 4: preach at least, that's my rule.

724
00:29:55,040 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 7: But in podcasts, yeah, that's your time. It's like talk radio.

725
00:29:57,640 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I said that sometimes I get worried about

726
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,760
Speaker 4: repeating myself, and somebody wrote me an email and I

727
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 4: loved it. They said, listen, the other side repeats what

728
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 4: they say over and over again. That's how they got

729
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 4: people to believe it. So if you need to repeat

730
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:14,640
Speaker 4: it over and over again every time, it's a little different.

731
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 4: And guess what. The people that are fucking tired of

732
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 4: hearing you say it, they were tired of hearing you

733
00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 4: say it the first time.

734
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:21,880
Speaker 7: They never appreciated it.

735
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 4: So and the people that need to hear it because

736
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:26,959
Speaker 4: not everyone's saying it, they'll love hearing it again. So

737
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,400
Speaker 4: if it's annoying people, it annoyed him from day one.

738
00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,160
Speaker 4: So overall that helps me. But on this car ride,

739
00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 4: I decided to keep it light and fun. You know,

740
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:37,160
Speaker 4: you can dabble into it, but I don't need to

741
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 4: go up on any rants. I hope there's someone listening.

742
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 7: Gone, I'm proud of that. One knows when he's got his.

743
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 9: Opinions, but he can pull it back sometimes sometimes there's

744
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:48,720
Speaker 9: so many good.

745
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 4: Looking places that you know what to this day, whenever

746
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 4: I see an amusement park, you know, when you see

747
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:56,240
Speaker 4: just a parking lot and they have a local the

748
00:30:56,360 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 4: first wheel they bring in for the month share, there's

749
00:30:58,480 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 4: a cotton.

750
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 5: Candy machine, a bunch of harnies around. I want to go,

751
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:02,480
Speaker 5: you do.

752
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,120
Speaker 7: I want to go.

753
00:31:03,160 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 4: I want to like pull over and walk over and

754
00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 4: start and just just buy.

755
00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 7: Whatever you can buy there, Like you know the one

756
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 7: over there.

757
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 5: I thought I saw one. No, I think that was

758
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 5: a bus stop. But I know what you're saying. I

759
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:17,480
Speaker 5: do know what you're saying.

760
00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: I think that's the subway.

761
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 5: You're right, you're right. That song right there looks a

762
00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 5: little like it looks a little like this.

763
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 7: But on, don't go anywhere, don't go to it.

764
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:30,960
Speaker 1: Does look I need to see this reveal people start.

765
00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 7: Honking by the way, make sure you check out the Strand.

766
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 5: July thirteenth, Sundays at ten Where is this bus do? Yeah?

767
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 5: A little flowerless see that?

768
00:31:41,920 --> 00:31:43,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all those light the lighting.

769
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a that's the entrance to the subway. Train.

770
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:49,160
Speaker 5: But it looks a little like.

771
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 1: This subway and I always want to go into a subway.

772
00:31:52,400 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 5: I know what you're saying. Uh, I get really excited

773
00:31:56,560 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 5: about a carnival passing through town. Something about at night,

774
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 5: there's a feeling in the air. It's temporary, yeah.

775
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 7: And it's when it's dark it looks cooler.

776
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:05,640
Speaker 5: You know.

777
00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,719
Speaker 7: Obviously during the day just see everything, but at night

778
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 7: you just see the lights in.

779
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 1: The and they blast deaf leopard.

780
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:15,520
Speaker 5: Yeah. And if you're riding the Rocco planes and you

781
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 5: never know the next day, it might just be gone.

782
00:32:17,760 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 5: It just might be back to a grass field. That's

783
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,200
Speaker 5: what I like about carnivals.

784
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 8: And you can score a lot of crystal meth there, yeah, yeah,

785
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 8: or the best place to get it.

786
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:26,840
Speaker 5: Or a deaf leopard mirror.

787
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 4: I never did any All my friends back then would smoke,

788
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 4: and I would be the one. I didn't smoke or

789
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,120
Speaker 4: do anything until I was older, like you know, like

790
00:32:34,160 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 4: maybe even like twenty three or four. But I never

791
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 4: did all that. But they would get high and go

792
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:41,680
Speaker 4: to carnivals, and I thought I wish I did that.

793
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 5: I would if it weren't for the clowns. I don't

794
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 5: want me higher bound to bound bound of bound geez okay. Well,

795
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 5: every once in a while I get this form of

796
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 5: consonant touretts. I get stuck on a b or a

797
00:32:57,720 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 5: hard d. This is a a virgil. Here's a funny

798
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 5: surprise about our podcast, because we don't really take you

799
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 5: where we're gonna.

800
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 1: We he'p you like it to take you to a van.

801
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:14,960
Speaker 5: Now we're turning around, we're taking it to the virgil.

802
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 5: A little kid driven. Yeah, thinking like time was just suspended.

803
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 6: I wasn't like worried where the place was.

804
00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're in our hands.

805
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 8: It's not nice someone taking care of you for thirty minutes.

806
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,400
Speaker 4: You know, people know me like, for lack of a

807
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 4: better way to say it, I'm very like you know,

808
00:33:33,840 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 4: maybe you say clean. I like things organized as clean

809
00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 4: as I am, and and everything I will eat what

810
00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 4: do you call that street food? Like in a heartbeat. Yeah,

811
00:33:44,600 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 4: it's just so like I one time I eat corn

812
00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 4: on the cob in Mexico on the side of the road,

813
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,520
Speaker 4: and probably gravel had been you know, thrown up from

814
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:52,920
Speaker 4: the cars.

815
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 5: You didn't even buy it from a man. It was

816
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:59,080
Speaker 5: just corn that was laying there was your new Kay,

817
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 5: look at that perfect good road corn.

818
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 1: I'm taking that corn.

819
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 5: From Yummy just a couple of pieces of gravel.

820
00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: But I bet.

821
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 8: I mean, like the reason most of those places are

822
00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 8: there because it's so good that people will come back.

823
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:14,400
Speaker 7: They're not they'd be in a business right if it was.

824
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:17,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, they almost have to overcome more than your average, like.

825
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 5: You never got sick on it. So do you mind

826
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 5: if we go into the virtual Yeah, it's very exciting.

827
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:29,719
Speaker 5: This venue is terrific. And uh yeah, that's a good

828
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 5: taco truck. I've had those tacos.

829
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,800
Speaker 4: I understand Kings if that's true that they used to

830
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,600
Speaker 4: eat and purge themselves.

831
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 1: Because it's so fun to eat.

832
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:42,319
Speaker 5: Yes, eats Todd. Do you mind if we follow you

833
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 5: in and then I'll record some of your second.

834
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 7: Your book you read?

835
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,160
Speaker 5: You videoed?

836
00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 7: Or do you just audio it?

837
00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 5: Just audio, just portions, don't care, you can record the

838
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 5: whole show. Terrific. Let's go inside, Let's go and side.

839
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,480
Speaker 7: Thank you for the ride, and is there anything else

840
00:34:57,800 --> 00:35:01,719
Speaker 7: anybody wants to say? I'm you're the host.

841
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,719
Speaker 5: Oh we're not done yet. We're not done yet.

842
00:35:04,239 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 8: Yeah, we're gonna This isn't parking spot. I was just

843
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 8: gonna let you guys go so you didn't have to

844
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 8: walk so far.

845
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 7: No, we'll walk with you. Really well, the lazy part

846
00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 7: of me doesn't mind it.

847
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 1: Really, but then I jump out, well also because it's

848
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 1: starting really sad.

849
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't want you to be late. Yeah, we

850
00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:22,239
Speaker 5: want you on time, and I'll do my set in there. Okay, terrific. Yeah, yeah,

851
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 5: we should all go.

852
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 7: In together because well I think he'll be all right.

853
00:35:27,160 --> 00:35:30,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, we're about to hear Todd Glass do. Uh. Yeah,

854
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 5: I'm coming in. I'll come in just so you can

855
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 5: apologize to me. It was me like three apologies. Okay,

856
00:35:36,160 --> 00:35:40,960
Speaker 5: we're gonna listen to Todd Glass do stand up? Yeah yeah.

857
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:46,439
Speaker 6: Sundsbury's stick do we just talk about it? Full ship?

858
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 4: Let me tell you something about sounds very stick. They

859
00:35:48,760 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 4: sort of had something to do. I just some it's

860
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:52,160
Speaker 4: not enough that things.

861
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,520
Speaker 6: When I was little, I always looked perplexed.

862
00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:57,320
Speaker 4: I've seen pictures now, I know, as an adult, me

863
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 4: doing the gestures of me when I was like eight

864
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,359
Speaker 4: nine and ten or a little weird. But everything would

865
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 4: picture me out with my head was the same size

866
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 4: and everything was like this.

867
00:36:05,600 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 6: Every picture of.

868
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:06,680
Speaker 7: Me is like this.

869
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 4: And I knew when I looked at the picture. I

870
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,120
Speaker 4: can remember what I was trying to figure out.

871
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,000
Speaker 6: You know, if I look at pictures to this day,

872
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:17,480
Speaker 6: like it looks like this, it would be anything. I

873
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 6: remember asking my neighbor once are you rich?

874
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 4: And they'd be like, why you have a circle driveway?

875
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,439
Speaker 6: I give my little ten year old head. I thought,

876
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,480
Speaker 6: oh they're rich. Are you rich? Why did you paint

877
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:30,759
Speaker 6: your house orange? I just want to know?

878
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 4: And one time this leads to the Soundsbury's steak. Don't worry, Okay,

879
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,560
Speaker 4: I was at a restaurant. I ordered Salisbury's steak.

880
00:36:38,560 --> 00:36:40,360
Speaker 6: And by the way, I know, just like you know,

881
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 6: I'm aware people know it sounds very staka. Is here

882
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:44,319
Speaker 6: your vault? Heard of it?

883
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:46,399
Speaker 4: But you've never seen it on a menu anywhere, right,

884
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 4: So I'm a little nervous, like am I doing? Like

885
00:36:48,760 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 4: a sounds very steak, but out of.

886
00:36:50,400 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 6: The way.

887
00:36:57,680 --> 00:37:00,560
Speaker 4: Sounds very steak? But is that like you know really,

888
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 4: but everyone's it's iconic. I think you know, it's like, oh,

889
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 4: sounds very steak. It's bullshit. It is bullshit because they

890
00:37:07,000 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 4: it's I remember ordering when I was little. I'm like,

891
00:37:09,080 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 4: can I get to sounds very steak? My parents were

892
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:12,439
Speaker 4: like yeah. I'm like, are we rich now or something?

893
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,279
Speaker 6: Because I don't.

894
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,279
Speaker 4: There was a lot to order the steak and it

895
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,400
Speaker 4: came to the table and I turned to the waiter

896
00:37:17,440 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 4: and I was like, that's just a hamburger, and you went,

897
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:21,080
Speaker 4: it's Soundsbury's steak.

898
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 6: I've been it's just a Hamberger. And then I asked

899
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,840
Speaker 6: my parents it's just a hamburger. And as an adult

900
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:27,439
Speaker 6: now I can look back with clarity.

901
00:37:27,080 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 4: And go I was fucking right, and all I needed

902
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 4: was an adult that I considered it being a thart

903
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,319
Speaker 4: figure to go, that's all right.

904
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:34,160
Speaker 6: I had to eat it.

905
00:37:34,239 --> 00:37:34,719
Speaker 5: I get it.

906
00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 6: I got that even at that age. It's what I ordered.

907
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 4: I didn't want a new meal. I just wanted somebody

908
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,640
Speaker 4: it was a Thardi figure to go. It's basically just

909
00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 4: hamburg I know, sounds very steak. You can't just call

910
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 4: at Salsbury's steak. I here's what I think happened. And

911
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:52,360
Speaker 4: by the way, I woke ten minutes on this patiently

912
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 4: worded and some people are like, I really want to

913
00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 4: sink into the Salisbury state bit, but maybe it's almost

914
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 4: over and I don't want to get my hope self.

915
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:04,879
Speaker 4: But you can't just call it Salisbury steak. Like, by

916
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:06,960
Speaker 4: the way, this comediately bothers me, and.

917
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,360
Speaker 6: Then it really bothers me. How did that ever get started?

918
00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:11,680
Speaker 4: Because whether you think, well Todd, Salisbury's Stak hasn't been

919
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 4: around for a while, it was around, it did exist.

920
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:16,040
Speaker 6: Who thought they could fool everybody?

921
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 4: We'll call it, I guarantee there's someone like we'll just

922
00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:20,400
Speaker 4: call Himburger Salisbury State onch people are fucking.

923
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 6: Dumb, look fucking buy oh extancee. That's how they gone

924
00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:24,480
Speaker 6: to the public.

925
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 7: You know what I mean?

926
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're called state. That's the story they could have told.

927
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,200
Speaker 4: But no, you can't just go would you like some

928
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 4: Salisbury lobster?

929
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 6: And what is that? It's mushed up crackers.

930
00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 4: Oh that's more just mushed up crackers. Sometimes when I'm

931
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 4: pulling in my neighborhood there's crow. I consider this sort

932
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 4: of like a joke about bird Salisbury's steak.

933
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:47,120
Speaker 6: It's sort of like bird jokes anyway, I just hoping

934
00:38:47,160 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 6: someone's not paying attention, right.

935
00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,200
Speaker 4: But sometimes when I pull in my neighborhoodre's crows, which

936
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:57,359
Speaker 4: is definitely a sign of wealth. And they run out

937
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 4: of the way and It didn't used to bother me.

938
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 4: I didn't even think about it. But they're literally they

939
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 4: will wabble out of the way. They like, you pull

940
00:39:03,840 --> 00:39:05,520
Speaker 4: in the neighborhood and they're like, oh oh, like in

941
00:39:05,560 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 4: the city, did you ever see them? And they're like

942
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,200
Speaker 4: and one more thing with they're always picking shit out

943
00:39:10,239 --> 00:39:12,120
Speaker 4: of the road, and it bothers me. And I'll tell

944
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 4: you why, because I'm afraid to drive into a group

945
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:16,120
Speaker 4: of birds because they're ninety nine percent of the time

946
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:18,200
Speaker 4: they fly out of the way right one percent they don't.

947
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:20,319
Speaker 4: They see a fucking dead bird, and then they think

948
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 4: for what And you might think, Todd, you're judging a

949
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:26,000
Speaker 4: bird on qualities that they don't have. They don't know anything,

950
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 4: they don't do anything. They don't know that they see

951
00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 4: another dead bird. They're picking shit out of the road

952
00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 4: for what. What are you fucking risking your life for.

953
00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:35,239
Speaker 4: You're sitting there and they pick and they pick. There's

954
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:38,800
Speaker 4: not London broil there, there's nothing there's They're picking sand,

955
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,840
Speaker 4: broken down pebbles. They're all that they get. And then

956
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 4: they get killed. So I have to break because I

957
00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 4: don't want to kill them. And and then I think,

958
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 4: what are they running for it's so well with me.

959
00:39:49,480 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 4: It's like they can fly, fly, you don't buck the fly,

960
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,239
Speaker 4: you can jump and stay junk.

961
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,280
Speaker 6: What are you like, Oh oh, there's.

962
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:56,879
Speaker 5: Only another way.

963
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:02,000
Speaker 6: Oh leaves this give me a minute. Oh oh lordly lord,

964
00:40:03,080 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 6: have like a leaf. They wiped their head.

965
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:13,400
Speaker 4: You know, you could teach a parrot to say help me,

966
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:21,040
Speaker 4: he fox me. But and I think that's funny commediately,

967
00:40:21,040 --> 00:40:22,879
Speaker 4: But I'm gonna break it down even a little bit more.

968
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 4: That's funny because you think, well, we're never gonna do that,

969
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 4: But try to look at it from a different angle,

970
00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 4: because I think I can get more enjoyment out of

971
00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,839
Speaker 4: that concept. If you had enough money, not only could

972
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 4: have a bird that says that, but because we all

973
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,479
Speaker 4: know you have birds talk and you understand what they're saying,

974
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:36,120
Speaker 4: you could have it trained and delivered to you in

975
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:37,880
Speaker 4: a year. You just there's people to do that for

976
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 4: a living me trained birds. If it's probably expensive, you

977
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:42,200
Speaker 4: have a trained bird, all right, didn't get it. Even

978
00:40:42,239 --> 00:40:44,800
Speaker 4: a parrot, if you just get it, that's probably expensive,

979
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 4: but trained already. And then so I had this joke

980
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 4: in my act. Now the next part was a what if.

981
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 4: The part that the bird would say, help me? He

982
00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:53,680
Speaker 4: fox me, yeah, okay, yeah, we all understand the next part.

983
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:55,040
Speaker 6: I did, but I didn't know if you could really

984
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,080
Speaker 6: teach a parrot to do it.

985
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 4: But I just said it. I'm like, it's just a

986
00:40:57,480 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 4: what if. But then I was working on this thing

987
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,239
Speaker 4: and there was a dog trainer and I found out

988
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:02,360
Speaker 4: he trained birds and cats.

989
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:04,839
Speaker 6: I'm like, let me answer your question, and I swear

990
00:41:04,880 --> 00:41:07,240
Speaker 6: to you. I asked him this, could you teach a bird,

991
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,560
Speaker 6: like one of the parrots to cough? And I'll tell

992
00:41:09,560 --> 00:41:12,080
Speaker 6: you how I time together in a second, could you teach.

993
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:12,839
Speaker 5: A parrot to like go.

994
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 6: A move it's hat? And he goes absolutely. I'm like serious,

995
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:23,400
Speaker 6: He goes, yes, how do you get training him to

996
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,560
Speaker 6: do that? He goes, there's just we do believe me.

997
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 6: So the perfew fox me.

998
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:33,319
Speaker 4: Look over towards you. You know, if you if you

999
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:35,319
Speaker 4: have money to afford that, you don't have it. What

1000
00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:38,240
Speaker 4: the fuck are you living for you? That's not gonna

1001
00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 4: just make your friends laugh. That's shut the fuck up

1002
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 4: on it.

1003
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 6: That's like, what the fuck the reading? You got that

1004
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:44,960
Speaker 6: bird and you did a test run at your house?

1005
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,120
Speaker 4: You know, I have parties every night, just to do

1006
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 4: that help me box me when you get to act

1007
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:51,400
Speaker 4: it out.

1008
00:41:51,280 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 6: A little bit. You could just like go like this,

1009
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,279
Speaker 6: that's you turn in your friends like they didn't see that.

1010
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 6: So there's that. All right, Well answer your question. I

1011
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 6: want to be respectful of the light because I don't

1012
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,719
Speaker 6: have a watch. Did that just that? That was the

1013
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:20,919
Speaker 6: seven minute? All that is? Seven minutes? Did it seem

1014
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 6: like gay?

1015
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:32,279
Speaker 4: So everybody's made fun I sometimes comedically I understand that

1016
00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 4: something might be funny, but also outside of that, I

1017
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:38,880
Speaker 4: really do wonder this, like genuinely wonder this came on?

1018
00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:40,839
Speaker 6: And obviously you know, we all know it's been made

1019
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 6: jokes about before that it's you know, it's a ship.

1020
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 4: It's a ship, all But that's not my question. My

1021
00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 4: question is, and I really do wonder from a business

1022
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:47,920
Speaker 4: point of view.

1023
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 5: Do they care?

1024
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 6: Like, are they trying? What do they do? Is there

1025
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,960
Speaker 6: a CEO of Camar? Of course, yeah there is there.

1026
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,440
Speaker 6: Oh what the fuck does he do?

1027
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:56,759
Speaker 5: Right?

1028
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:58,680
Speaker 6: What is the CEO of Camar doing?

1029
00:42:58,719 --> 00:42:58,799
Speaker 5: What?

1030
00:42:59,160 --> 00:43:00,319
Speaker 6: At the big meetings every year?

1031
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,480
Speaker 4: Does he just go alright, dirtier and less customer service whatever?

1032
00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 6: I don't even know what to do anymore, we tried everything.

1033
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 6: No customer service.

1034
00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:13,000
Speaker 4: Came on, like, I don't know what they're I really

1035
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,040
Speaker 4: do wonder I could fix Kmart. I could go and

1036
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 4: be there and no money at all. Go just go

1037
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 4: to all the employees. Look, times, you're tough for lucking

1038
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:22,320
Speaker 4: at jobs. Just let's to Basically, Target is a company

1039
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:25,080
Speaker 4: that came along and said, what if we sold Camar

1040
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 4: basically sold, but we'll give a fuck. You think that

1041
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 4: light cost me a laugh? You could if had a

1042
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:38,839
Speaker 4: little thing in my pocket whenever a joke didn't give

1043
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 4: a laugh, I wanted to.

1044
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 6: I just do that like, okay again, Yeah, that's a

1045
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:45,399
Speaker 6: profession all.

1046
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:46,400
Speaker 5: I got him back.

1047
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:49,680
Speaker 6: And I don't care. I'm not a loose can. I

1048
00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:51,920
Speaker 6: made him light up front joke. But everything's good. I'm

1049
00:43:51,920 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 6: worried about someone in the booth. I can't say. I

1050
00:43:54,040 --> 00:43:55,600
Speaker 6: don't know if they're watching my set laughing or.

1051
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:55,839
Speaker 5: Like this.

1052
00:44:00,120 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 6: Kmart. Target is a company. I'll do the joke. You're

1053
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 6: getting Target.

1054
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 4: You know inside some of the uh targets they put

1055
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,719
Speaker 4: Starbucks And I just took that for granted, but then

1056
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:17,120
Speaker 4: I realized there're two they're dunk in the room. There's

1057
00:44:17,320 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 4: two completely different companies, Uh, the sharing one roof, they

1058
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 4: probably had to have meetings and you know, what's your

1059
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,200
Speaker 4: theory and customer service? What's your theory in the clean

1060
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,359
Speaker 4: lives in the store? Because if that's true. By the way,

1061
00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,359
Speaker 4: I won the longest setup in the world for this joke.

1062
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:30,520
Speaker 6: There's serious.

1063
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 4: I'm not even like I swear to God, there's a

1064
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:36,720
Speaker 4: big seremony and why don't inside we should take kmarts

1065
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:39,640
Speaker 4: and inside the kmarts put seven elevens and even have

1066
00:44:39,719 --> 00:44:43,799
Speaker 4: like a big who gets the fuck festival? How does

1067
00:44:43,920 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 4: how do they double us down? Not the care It

1068
00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 4: wasn't until a year ago even thought about that.

1069
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 6: I went, oh, yeah, you just go into kmart.

1070
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 4: You never go Oh that was you know, I'm happy

1071
00:44:51,480 --> 00:44:53,920
Speaker 4: with eat when when when the service is even you

1072
00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 4: know what that means. I'm happy with seven eleven if

1073
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 4: it's even, if what is even non existent service? So

1074
00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:00,680
Speaker 4: that's just how you might think.

1075
00:45:00,719 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 6: Well, what's worse than that, it's being scared of the

1076
00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:03,600
Speaker 6: person orb.

1077
00:45:04,680 --> 00:45:06,800
Speaker 4: Oh yeah that does happen too. So even as okay,

1078
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,560
Speaker 4: they're just there, they take my money, they don't.

1079
00:45:08,440 --> 00:45:08,719
Speaker 5: Look at me.

1080
00:45:08,760 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 6: I don't care if they come with their eyes well,

1081
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 6: they get into change.

1082
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 5: That's it.

1083
00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 6: But I don't want to be like I better not

1084
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:14,800
Speaker 6: ask for fresh coffee. He seems annoyed.

1085
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:15,279
Speaker 5: I'm here.

1086
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:18,879
Speaker 6: I always think it would be funny to go into

1087
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 6: it came on and I would never do this. Some

1088
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 6: things you can sell as I did this. I didn't

1089
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,600
Speaker 6: do this. But you go to a camar and you.

1090
00:45:25,560 --> 00:45:27,840
Speaker 4: Would say you have that air freshman that smells like

1091
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:29,839
Speaker 4: camphor balls and baby shit.

1092
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:32,560
Speaker 6: I'd imagine they don't know you go.

1093
00:45:32,680 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 5: You don't.

1094
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:36,000
Speaker 6: How do you get into smell like that? Seriously, I'm

1095
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:36,520
Speaker 6: just asking.

1096
00:45:36,760 --> 00:45:38,480
Speaker 5: I'm not even a man a jerk. I like it.

1097
00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 6: Other people are complaining about it. I'm asking what all

1098
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 6: I was saying. I don't know why you're not all right?

1099
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 6: You guys are a lot of fun walk This is

1100
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 6: my last bid. Now here's the truth. I don't have

1101
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,640
Speaker 6: how you doing, Chris Fairbanks, Ladies and gentlemen, there, I

1102
00:45:56,680 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 6: mentioned your name. I thought you were joking. He goes,

1103
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 6: you better mention my name. I'll go stand near the

1104
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:08,160
Speaker 6: stage and star this next joke. We talked about this.

1105
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 5: Go get me a box of cooking.

1106
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:16,440
Speaker 6: You don't around what comedians.

1107
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 7: It's just like it's like being in high school.

1108
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 5: It's like you don't want to leave, but yet.

1109
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 6: Most of the.

1110
00:46:25,280 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 7: Home because I don't kids, I won't stop eating.

1111
00:46:28,080 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 4: Really, yeah, I have a definite food problem.

1112
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 5: You just stayed though, right You had three talkers, but

1113
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:39,200
Speaker 5: that's nothing. Now. I don't want you later to listen

1114
00:46:39,239 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 5: to this time and get mad at me. But i'd

1115
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:44,440
Speaker 5: stopped recording you right after you said my name. I

1116
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 5: figured that was a good place to close it.

1117
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 4: Of course you did, God forbid you wait till maybe

1118
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 4: I said Karen's name, which I did.

1119
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:54,879
Speaker 5: Oh, really, see, I I didn't know. I didn't know.

1120
00:46:54,920 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 5: I'd left the room already.

1121
00:46:57,400 --> 00:46:59,240
Speaker 7: Followed up by shut up.

1122
00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:02,960
Speaker 1: Anymore.

1123
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 5: It doesn't it feel good?

1124
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 7: I love it, like when a little kids say it

1125
00:47:06,280 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 7: to each other, they.

1126
00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 5: Go shut up up, shut up, stupid, stupid.

1127
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 1: Hilarious, hilarious.

1128
00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 4: It was a little hot, but that audience was so

1129
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 4: speaking of hot.

1130
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:29,120
Speaker 5: God damn it. Right, okay, right now, who's on Mike too? Yeah? Sorry,

1131
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:34,040
Speaker 5: technically I am not a cent. I don't know why. Oh,

1132
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 5: I don't explain things. Hi, Hi, Hi, Okay, we uh,

1133
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,200
Speaker 5: we're gonna smoke a little Yeah, go ahead and smoke

1134
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 5: smoke him? If you got him to.

1135
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 7: Maybe we'll smoke, order some tie food or something.

1136
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 5: Are you as hungry? Yeah? No, here's the deal.

1137
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,080
Speaker 4: I'm going to ask you this, but only if you're

1138
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,640
Speaker 4: one hundred percent comfortable to say, you know, you know

1139
00:47:57,680 --> 00:47:59,280
Speaker 4: what we have to get up earlier. Somebody, I wouldn't

1140
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:01,280
Speaker 4: mind ordering some tie food to my house and smoking

1141
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 4: a little.

1142
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:02,920
Speaker 7: But I don't know what your night is like.

1143
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:07,440
Speaker 5: Well, I I have a flight for Philly in the morning.

1144
00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,160
Speaker 7: Right, what time do you go? H?

1145
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:13,280
Speaker 5: Well, it's one pm. But I have calisthetics.

1146
00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:18,480
Speaker 1: I have to do swim in the ocean at dawn.

1147
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:20,879
Speaker 5: No. No, I have an audition for a cat food

1148
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:24,760
Speaker 5: commercial that I'm gonna get you really confidently I'm gonna

1149
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 5: get it?

1150
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:26,240
Speaker 1: Are you being serious?

1151
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:30,919
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm gonna get it. I say your line. H oh,

1152
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:33,680
Speaker 5: there's no lines. It's just me making loving faces at

1153
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:37,799
Speaker 5: a cat that. Uh, you know, I'm gonna nail it.

1154
00:48:37,960 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 5: That's the that's the work of the future.

1155
00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:41,160
Speaker 1: What kind of faces?

1156
00:48:41,239 --> 00:48:44,879
Speaker 5: Comedy clubs? You know you can do comedy clubs and

1157
00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:47,640
Speaker 5: and think that that will leads somewhere. We are we are?

1158
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 7: I want to make sure anything.

1159
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 4: I'm just no, I mean you know I was going

1160
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:54,879
Speaker 4: to mention something better not have pone tried to sell

1161
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 4: me coke.

1162
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 7: No, I didn't want to say it on the podcast.

1163
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:00,279
Speaker 1: Do you know what is that where we're getting coke

1164
00:49:00,360 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 1: these days?

1165
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:05,480
Speaker 4: Sure everybody gets everybody knows that the coke Eddie's the

1166
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:06,800
Speaker 4: coke is cocaine.

1167
00:49:06,920 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 1: Gonna make up for the fact that I was but

1168
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 1: left it.

1169
00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 5: That's a little uhs right.

1170
00:49:13,160 --> 00:49:15,799
Speaker 4: You know, I watched Eddie Peptone's I want to say

1171
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:17,960
Speaker 4: I was privyly watching some of his hour special that

1172
00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:20,440
Speaker 4: they just shot that's gonna be on Netflix. Ah and

1173
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 4: halfway through I said, it's like a one man show.

1174
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 5: It's like theater.

1175
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:27,040
Speaker 4: And then I stopped saying that. I went, it is theater, y,

1176
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:28,759
Speaker 4: it is a one man show.

1177
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 5: Meaning there you.

1178
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,560
Speaker 4: Think, well, what's the difference between that and comedy. Well,

1179
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:35,560
Speaker 4: it's great fucking stand up comedy. You know what it's

1180
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,840
Speaker 4: like if you went to see how do I say this?

1181
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 4: With that big a lot of one man shows, your

1182
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 4: theater might not make you laugh like a comedian like

1183
00:49:43,160 --> 00:49:45,960
Speaker 4: that punched the fucking wall right. Well, here you get

1184
00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:48,240
Speaker 4: to see something with that depth and sort of definitely

1185
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 4: a through line of somebody's the way they feel. So

1186
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,680
Speaker 4: it's like a one man show. But punched the wall

1187
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:57,880
Speaker 4: comedian funny. Yes, and it was, and it shot and

1188
00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 4: it looks good.

1189
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,920
Speaker 7: It's not too much style, but it's it sounds like

1190
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:02,680
Speaker 7: I'm his manager.

1191
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 5: But where they do it?

1192
00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:05,200
Speaker 4: But they did it in New York and Brooklyn and

1193
00:50:05,239 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 4: one night Todd Berry opened up for him, and the

1194
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 4: other night Colin Quinn did awesome and the crowd.

1195
00:50:11,280 --> 00:50:11,879
Speaker 5: It looks great.

1196
00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:14,760
Speaker 4: I give Steve fine Arts an a plus for making

1197
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:16,359
Speaker 4: that thing look just.

1198
00:50:17,239 --> 00:50:18,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a great director.

1199
00:50:18,719 --> 00:50:21,360
Speaker 5: He is. There's a guy named Steve fine Arts.

1200
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:21,799
Speaker 7: I know.

1201
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:23,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was standing right there by the car.

1202
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 4: He's the one who did the Bitter Buddha, which I

1203
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:26,960
Speaker 4: jokingly overplug all the time.

1204
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:28,920
Speaker 7: But I truly loved it and I want to you

1205
00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:29,200
Speaker 7: know it.

1206
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 1: I was in it.

1207
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:32,520
Speaker 8: Oh you you you talked about And the only person

1208
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:34,759
Speaker 8: that doesn't get an on screen name credit.

1209
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:39,840
Speaker 1: Because I got my final sucking.

1210
00:50:38,960 --> 00:50:41,799
Speaker 8: Asshole robbed me of all my successes.

1211
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 7: What did you ever do so wrong?

1212
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:47,360
Speaker 1: But I think Rich Hampson he's jealous of my dad's money.

1213
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:50,760
Speaker 8: Yeah, but also my back is to the camera.

1214
00:50:50,960 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 1: The interesting thing it was me unless you knew my voice.

1215
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 5: The funny thing about your money is every lobster you

1216
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 5: ever ate, you owned. Yes, that's right, I believe you.

1217
00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 4: You know why the first when you said all they

1218
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,600
Speaker 4: were what the first it's hard?

1219
00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:06,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, then we ate them.

1220
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 1: It was a tradition.

1221
00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:08,880
Speaker 5: Can you you know what?

1222
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 7: I never say this that optimate you could click the

1223
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:11,719
Speaker 7: air down one?

1224
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 5: What is that great?

1225
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 1: I'd love to wait, what were you going to say that?

1226
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 1: You thought?

1227
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:19,799
Speaker 4: Well, I thought when you said, like, you know, back

1228
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:21,920
Speaker 4: when we were driving to the show, you said something

1229
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 4: about like you owned all that stuff, and I pictured

1230
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 4: your family owned like that. Maybe they're the fishing company

1231
00:51:28,120 --> 00:51:30,280
Speaker 4: that catches the lobster at the restaurant business.

1232
00:51:30,560 --> 00:51:32,480
Speaker 5: They leased the nets from us.

1233
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:35,360
Speaker 8: You knew for sure it was going to be blue

1234
00:51:35,360 --> 00:51:38,560
Speaker 8: collars somehow. Even if we had money, we still used

1235
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:39,800
Speaker 8: our hands for our work.

1236
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 7: Right right, right, It's just what I'm like.

1237
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:44,040
Speaker 5: We don't own the boats. We own the equipment because

1238
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,680
Speaker 5: we liked it. There's a reason the kill Garreff hands

1239
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:48,440
Speaker 5: are callous to look like ginger root?

1240
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:49,080
Speaker 7: Is that me?

1241
00:51:52,480 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm sorry, that's the way I act on stage

1242
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,279
Speaker 5: when that turn it right?

1243
00:51:58,520 --> 00:52:01,680
Speaker 7: Is that nineteen seventy two call literally because of the.

1244
00:52:03,800 --> 00:52:08,359
Speaker 5: Off. Oh look at that, because John, that's a literal call.

1245
00:52:08,520 --> 00:52:12,920
Speaker 5: Why is John Hamm calling you? Oh hey, I'm.

1246
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:14,520
Speaker 1: About to get draper tonight.

1247
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 5: Who's that disgusting? But that was a lot of thought.

1248
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 7: I didn't I didn't know.

1249
00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:25,839
Speaker 1: You didn't get I know now, yeah, look at that time.

1250
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 5: Have you ever been to Tie Elvis in l A. Yes,

1251
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:31,319
Speaker 5: you were the guy sings yep.

1252
00:52:31,440 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 4: Well you might think this isn't nice that I do this,

1253
00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:36,640
Speaker 4: but I I think that it's okay because he doesn't

1254
00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:37,759
Speaker 4: know that I'm purposely doing.

1255
00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 5: Before you say it, let me turn down the racism

1256
00:52:40,080 --> 00:52:43,640
Speaker 5: on the there we go. It's no, I'm just I

1257
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 5: was kidding. I thought that that would get a big leaf.

1258
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:48,480
Speaker 7: Oh but I was confused my timing.

1259
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:49,919
Speaker 5: It's because of my timings off.

1260
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:52,360
Speaker 7: No, no, no, But did Tye Elvis say did that

1261
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:53,120
Speaker 7: seem racist?

1262
00:52:53,200 --> 00:52:57,760
Speaker 5: No? No, I just once a race comes up, I

1263
00:52:57,760 --> 00:53:01,879
Speaker 5: I I want to be shaked it. I haven't seen

1264
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:03,439
Speaker 5: Tay Elvis, but I've heard of him.

1265
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:06,200
Speaker 7: Well he's really good and well he is what he is.

1266
00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:08,319
Speaker 4: But the food is very good there and there's a

1267
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,040
Speaker 4: stage and there's lighting and he does it to karaoke tracks,

1268
00:53:11,600 --> 00:53:13,839
Speaker 4: and I know after he's done singing, here's the part

1269
00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:15,799
Speaker 4: that I don't know why I get any joy in

1270
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:18,759
Speaker 4: doing this. But he goes over to the bar and

1271
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,520
Speaker 4: he wants to be left alone, like he wants you

1272
00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:23,440
Speaker 4: to feel like if it was sort of Elvis, like yeah,

1273
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 4: when he's at the bar, nobody bothers him, and he

1274
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,400
Speaker 4: has jewelry all over and he has a big black tupe.

1275
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:32,320
Speaker 4: And so I always go over and ask him questions,

1276
00:53:32,320 --> 00:53:34,239
Speaker 4: and I know he doesn't want to answer them, but I.

1277
00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:36,960
Speaker 7: Always go away. When do you play again? And I just.

1278
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,279
Speaker 4: Because I dislike that he's aloof and I sort of

1279
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:43,000
Speaker 4: may pretend that he is maybe like a big shot,

1280
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 4: like and you know what I mean, Like it's the

1281
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 4: old days. It's nineteen twenty and he's at the bar

1282
00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:48,720
Speaker 4: and I go over and he's.

1283
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:51,360
Speaker 7: Like, yeah, what do you want kids? I picture myself

1284
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:52,120
Speaker 7: a kid in this bit.

1285
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 5: I was young up my age, even in bits in

1286
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:55,839
Speaker 5: the bar.

1287
00:53:57,920 --> 00:53:59,719
Speaker 7: I don't know what the fuck I was just talking.

1288
00:53:59,440 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 1: About this second. That's hilarious. It's a tie place. It's

1289
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:03,880
Speaker 1: Tye Elvis.

1290
00:54:04,000 --> 00:54:06,359
Speaker 8: The place is famous only because there's a time man

1291
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 8: that sings Elvis songs and then he's gonna act aloof at.

1292
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:12,080
Speaker 5: The bar up he says, sits there.

1293
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:13,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's it's almost charming.

1294
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:16,120
Speaker 4: But he just sits there with all his jewelry and

1295
00:54:16,160 --> 00:54:18,759
Speaker 4: they'll serve him food and he just eats it.

1296
00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:19,840
Speaker 1: There's no backroom.

1297
00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 4: There's no backroom, so I go. I don't go over

1298
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:24,440
Speaker 4: for long. I'll go for like thirty seconds. Hey, that

1299
00:54:24,520 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 4: was really good tonight. Or are you're gonna go up

1300
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:26,880
Speaker 4: later tonight?

1301
00:54:26,960 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 5: Oh?

1302
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:28,279
Speaker 7: I brought some friends to see you.

1303
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:30,399
Speaker 4: And I don't want to do the Elvis voice because

1304
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:32,000
Speaker 4: he doesn't sound like that, but it's in that air.

1305
00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:36,239
Speaker 7: He's like, oh, go over a little wall, mumbles.

1306
00:54:35,920 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 5: Does he do it? He does?

1307
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:38,200
Speaker 7: Smells wonderful.

1308
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:39,360
Speaker 1: What what does he smell like?

1309
00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 5: Just clean?

1310
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 1: He's the cleanest ty Elvis in America.

1311
00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:51,880
Speaker 8: Yeah, that was a real fun hangout at the Virgil

1312
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 8: tonight at the Hot Tub show.

1313
00:54:53,200 --> 00:54:54,479
Speaker 1: There's lots of good people there.

1314
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 7: There was It's overwhelming.

1315
00:54:56,960 --> 00:54:59,279
Speaker 5: It was. It was overwhelming. How good the people are.

1316
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:00,320
Speaker 7: Oh, Josh and Roski.

1317
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:02,319
Speaker 4: As if I'd mentioned his name, he said, would you

1318
00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:06,880
Speaker 4: say it thirty times between the three of you, So Joshin, Josski, Joshin, Joski,

1319
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:11,799
Speaker 4: Josh and Josh, Josh, Joshin, Joski, Josh and dress just right,

1320
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:12,480
Speaker 4: Justin Josh for.

1321
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:13,600
Speaker 7: Justin Joski, Justin.

1322
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:21,040
Speaker 10: I, Joson Joski, They're You're happy, Josh Show that was eighteen,

1323
00:55:21,200 --> 00:55:24,600
Speaker 10: Josh and Joski, Josh and Joski, joh Joski, Joshin, josh Ky, Joshin,

1324
00:55:24,680 --> 00:55:27,880
Speaker 10: joshsk Justin, josh Ki, Justin Jowski, Just go, Josh and

1325
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:29,640
Speaker 10: joshs Ki, Josh and Josh, Josh and Joss.

1326
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:32,480
Speaker 4: What I was saying is like when he shows up

1327
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:35,880
Speaker 4: and everybody shows up, I feel like in high school

1328
00:55:35,960 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 4: when I don't want to go and I don't have

1329
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:41,080
Speaker 4: really a lot to do tonight, but I wanted to

1330
00:55:41,080 --> 00:55:43,359
Speaker 4: go home and just hang a little bit and chill

1331
00:55:43,360 --> 00:55:43,800
Speaker 4: out tonight.

1332
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,959
Speaker 7: Sure, but part of me goes, oh.

1333
00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 4: I just want to stay like whenever they start showing up,

1334
00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 4: it's like infectious.

1335
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I'm glad to hear you say that, because

1336
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:55,560
Speaker 5: I like hanging around comedy.

1337
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 7: Still.

1338
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:59,280
Speaker 5: Yeah, you too, like going to shows. I like watching shows.

1339
00:55:59,520 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 7: I still laugh me too good for you? You know what?

1340
00:56:01,960 --> 00:56:05,040
Speaker 4: Good when people say and by the way whenever anybody

1341
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 4: says anything a lot, there's a reason, and I've said

1342
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 4: this a lot that I like hanging around comedy.

1343
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:11,200
Speaker 5: I'm not. I'm not hiding it.

1344
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:13,120
Speaker 4: And the reason is is because I like to remind

1345
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:17,200
Speaker 4: myself that I complain a lot, but when there's something

1346
00:56:17,239 --> 00:56:19,640
Speaker 4: great about the business, I also love to spend as

1347
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:22,200
Speaker 4: much time relishing and the joy.

1348
00:56:21,960 --> 00:56:24,440
Speaker 5: Of comedians are awesome and they're fun to hang out with.

1349
00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:27,560
Speaker 1: I get the best. You're better conversationally.

1350
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:32,799
Speaker 4: They're serious, right, they're serious. They're sillier there. They can

1351
00:56:32,840 --> 00:56:35,520
Speaker 4: do everything you need them to do. Emotionally, they're gentle,

1352
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:38,840
Speaker 4: they're kind, they're harsh, they're they're everything. A good comedian

1353
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:41,640
Speaker 4: will give you everything you need and fulfill you. And

1354
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 4: that's why it's pure joy hanging around comedians.

1355
00:56:44,880 --> 00:56:50,720
Speaker 5: Sup what your voice just started to get on my

1356
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:55,240
Speaker 5: on my nerves. You could stop kicking my fucking seat.

1357
00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:59,680
Speaker 5: Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ. I wish there's some civilians we

1358
00:56:59,800 --> 00:57:02,080
Speaker 5: can hang out with. Just a guy that works at

1359
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:05,000
Speaker 5: a bank that will smile and keep his mouth shut

1360
00:57:05,040 --> 00:57:07,799
Speaker 5: for a minute. Why can't I have one friend that

1361
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:10,480
Speaker 5: works at a bank that just keeps his goddamn mouth shut.

1362
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:13,440
Speaker 8: Also, like when everyone stands like in an alley, Like

1363
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:15,239
Speaker 8: when there's a bunch of comics in a circle in

1364
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:16,480
Speaker 8: an alley, that's kind.

1365
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:18,000
Speaker 5: Of not you know what.

1366
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:22,480
Speaker 4: You can't comedians, especially if the if they're smokers, because

1367
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:23,960
Speaker 4: they can't get them.

1368
00:57:24,160 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 5: Well, here, let me.

1369
00:57:24,680 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 7: Explain what I'm trying to say.

1370
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:28,920
Speaker 4: First, when when the Montreal Comedy Festival or any festivals

1371
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:31,200
Speaker 4: trying to like, you know, like say good night to everyone,

1372
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:32,920
Speaker 4: most of the times, when you shut the music off

1373
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:35,640
Speaker 4: of the club, people start to leave. Then you turn

1374
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 4: the lights up, and then people will Eventually you get comedians.

1375
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 4: You can't get rid of you. We just have each

1376
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:44,960
Speaker 4: other and we're happy with that. We're just talking and

1377
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 4: it's like a bunch of seventh graders hanging out together.

1378
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:50,560
Speaker 4: You're just excited and there's this phrenetic energy. And it's

1379
00:57:50,600 --> 00:57:52,560
Speaker 4: six in the morning, and they're like you. I picture

1380
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:56,080
Speaker 4: the owners of the hotel or the management going, you

1381
00:57:56,120 --> 00:57:57,240
Speaker 4: can't disperse them.

1382
00:57:58,160 --> 00:57:59,520
Speaker 5: They will not go to bed.

1383
00:58:00,160 --> 00:58:01,040
Speaker 1: Get riot police.

1384
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:04,439
Speaker 5: They're using, why do they like being around each other

1385
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:08,920
Speaker 5: so much? Tear gass them. I just yeah, and then

1386
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:14,080
Speaker 5: everyone once everyone's on their own, there's like this fetal position. Yeah, yeah,

1387
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:17,360
Speaker 5: you just want to lay down. That's funny. It's a

1388
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:18,920
Speaker 5: lonely business.

1389
00:58:18,920 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 7: Not me, not me.

1390
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:23,640
Speaker 4: I get sad like everybody, But I'm overall in pretty

1391
00:58:23,640 --> 00:58:24,280
Speaker 4: good spirits.

1392
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 7: People are listening, I forget.

1393
00:58:31,320 --> 00:58:34,240
Speaker 8: Yeah, describing yourself as being in pretty good spirits is

1394
00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:35,360
Speaker 8: a very bad sign.

1395
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:35,720
Speaker 5: Yeah.

1396
00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 4: No, I mean I don't want I said I get

1397
00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:38,080
Speaker 4: sad like everyone else.

1398
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 7: Mean, I don't want to. You don't want to paint

1399
00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 7: yourself a superhero.

1400
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 4: You're just saying, look, overall I'm pretty good.

1401
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:47,480
Speaker 5: Oho. Oh god, that fixed gear bikes. That's why I

1402
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:51,520
Speaker 5: don't like him. Jesus, you gotta be that squirrely. We

1403
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:54,680
Speaker 5: know you don't have breaks. All stop it? What does

1404
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:55,040
Speaker 5: he doing?

1405
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 7: That's why you need a in your car? All right, I'm.

1406
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:01,960
Speaker 1: Those people away, we get it.

1407
00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:15,200
Speaker 11: Yeah, neat No, he's so mad.

1408
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:21,880
Speaker 1: He's like a shot around. He's like a shark. Don't

1409
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:23,120
Speaker 1: be mad.

1410
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:27,960
Speaker 5: Oh no, he's so upset. What's why? Didn't do anything wrong?

1411
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:28,840
Speaker 5: He wishes that.

1412
00:59:30,680 --> 00:59:32,920
Speaker 4: Way for the people listening, because it's important to go

1413
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 4: did we miss something? Why?

1414
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 5: With the by yeah busness of men? He was aggressively.

1415
00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:39,440
Speaker 4: Usually it's the other way around in all and his

1416
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:41,680
Speaker 4: cars are very rude the bicyclist, But in this case,

1417
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:44,240
Speaker 4: it's a bicyclist going out of his way to get

1418
00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:45,240
Speaker 4: in the way of traffic.

1419
00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:48,480
Speaker 7: So when they drove by the window, all you did

1420
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:49,480
Speaker 7: was roll your window down.

1421
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:51,120
Speaker 5: He almost hit that.

1422
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:53,240
Speaker 1: He is a lunatic his bike lock.

1423
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:59,880
Speaker 5: He is a lunatic his bike in his hands. Oh yeah, yeah,

1424
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:09,520
Speaker 5: he's ready to How come he didn't he rode right by.

1425
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 4: He decided not to because we really oh, by the way,

1426
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:14,880
Speaker 4: I got right to everything. So when when he was aggressive,

1427
01:00:14,920 --> 01:00:17,320
Speaker 4: so when we pulled up to the light of Chris,

1428
01:00:17,400 --> 01:00:19,080
Speaker 4: you rolled down your window like an inch, but you

1429
01:00:19,120 --> 01:00:24,560
Speaker 4: never really said anything. You just muttered like, we get it,

1430
01:00:23,960 --> 01:00:25,320
Speaker 4: we get it.

1431
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:28,440
Speaker 5: Well, he was being uh, I don't know if you

1432
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 5: if that's a thing with fixed gear bikes, if you

1433
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 5: get coked up and then ride him. But that guy

1434
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:37,880
Speaker 5: was being very, very unpredicted. A yeah, I got a bike.

1435
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:40,480
Speaker 1: But I don't.

1436
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:45,280
Speaker 5: It's the lifestyle bicycling that I guess. I guess I

1437
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:48,680
Speaker 5: feel the need to say something nondescript as they passed,

1438
01:00:49,120 --> 01:00:51,840
Speaker 5: But god, I didn't know he'd pull out as you lock.

1439
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:54,600
Speaker 5: I'm so glad. I'm sorry that I put you in

1440
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 5: that position. Kareny could have showed.

1441
01:00:58,480 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 7: You seem to know your way around a labor don't know.

1442
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 5: We're now driving away from.

1443
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:08,080
Speaker 1: That that kid, but I think we'll probably.

1444
01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:10,000
Speaker 5: I think it's safe now. He wasn't gonna throw his

1445
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 5: bike lock at us. I think he was gonna try

1446
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:12,960
Speaker 5: and hit the car with it.

1447
01:01:13,120 --> 01:01:14,360
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, but.

1448
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:20,400
Speaker 5: Then he almost hooked himself. He also green light or yeah,

1449
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:22,440
Speaker 5: actually that's what you're supposed to do a green light.

1450
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:25,480
Speaker 5: He almost blew through a red light and almost hooked

1451
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 5: himself on the side.

1452
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:28,800
Speaker 8: Of which is actually how he swerved in front of

1453
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 8: us to begin with. It was like, I think he's

1454
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:32,200
Speaker 8: maybe he's just.

1455
01:01:32,240 --> 01:01:36,280
Speaker 1: Really stressed out. Yeah yeah, in driving around.

1456
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 4: Only because my driving I'm not I don't I don't

1457
01:01:40,240 --> 01:01:41,320
Speaker 4: get in a lot of accidents.

1458
01:01:41,320 --> 01:01:42,320
Speaker 7: It's not that type of bed.

1459
01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:47,480
Speaker 4: But I think I'm gonna end up killing somebody, oh

1460
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:48,320
Speaker 4: in my car.

1461
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:48,760
Speaker 7: And I'll tell you.

1462
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:54,560
Speaker 5: Why we are recording and I get well, you know

1463
01:01:54,600 --> 01:01:55,480
Speaker 5: when you are.

1464
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:58,320
Speaker 7: Okay, let's say right here, we're.

1465
01:01:58,440 --> 01:02:01,000
Speaker 4: In uh try to maybe this Okay, let's say we're

1466
01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:03,680
Speaker 4: driving down Western right now, right and we're at this

1467
01:02:03,840 --> 01:02:06,640
Speaker 4: and I'm gonna turn here and there's a bicyclist that's

1468
01:02:06,680 --> 01:02:10,280
Speaker 4: going straight. Yes, okay, I get it. It's my job

1469
01:02:10,320 --> 01:02:12,520
Speaker 4: when I make a right to look for bicyclists. But

1470
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:14,560
Speaker 4: by the ways, people listening right now, and you guys

1471
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:16,080
Speaker 4: might go, no, toad, you do that every time. Not

1472
01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:18,280
Speaker 4: only the problem that stop signs doing that on red lights?

1473
01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 4: I get it, but that's something I forget. And once

1474
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:24,200
Speaker 4: in a blue moon a bike has to jam on

1475
01:02:24,280 --> 01:02:28,440
Speaker 4: his brakes. I feel like shit. I yes, inwardly, I think,

1476
01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:31,640
Speaker 4: why are you trusting that people that make rights are

1477
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,400
Speaker 4: gonna look? But that's not the issue. The issue is

1478
01:02:33,440 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 4: I'm fucking supposed to. Have you ever had anything like

1479
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:36,640
Speaker 4: that happen?

1480
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:39,240
Speaker 8: Well, you know, because they don't always stop at stop signs,

1481
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:42,800
Speaker 8: like they kind of are doing their own thing, playing

1482
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 8: by their own rules.

1483
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:45,320
Speaker 5: But whose fault would that be?

1484
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:48,000
Speaker 4: Like, okay, so you understand we're going down a street

1485
01:02:48,040 --> 01:02:49,439
Speaker 4: like this, I make a right.

1486
01:02:49,680 --> 01:02:51,920
Speaker 7: Yeah he's gonna go straight, So he just goes straight.

1487
01:02:52,120 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 1: But they have to.

1488
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:55,720
Speaker 8: I mean, I don't know, like legally whose fault it

1489
01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:59,200
Speaker 8: would be. But bicyclists, I think, are hyper aware of

1490
01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:00,480
Speaker 8: what cars might be doing.

1491
01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:02,560
Speaker 4: I think it's like they have to be because he

1492
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:04,560
Speaker 4: had the green light, so did I.

1493
01:03:04,560 --> 01:03:05,520
Speaker 7: I was just making it right.

1494
01:03:05,720 --> 01:03:08,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think blinkers, that's why you got to

1495
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:12,400
Speaker 1: use your blinker maybe, Oh yeah, I don't. Maybe go ahead, put.

1496
01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:14,360
Speaker 5: Your arm out the window, and Jesus, what are we

1497
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:15,640
Speaker 5: my arm?

1498
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:18,800
Speaker 8: Don't be afraid to wear some reflective here inside.

1499
01:03:18,360 --> 01:03:21,600
Speaker 1: The car, you know, help out, Help out.

1500
01:03:21,800 --> 01:03:24,080
Speaker 7: So the reason I thought that not because I don't.

1501
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:26,480
Speaker 4: I don't want to not drive, because I enjoyed driving

1502
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:29,960
Speaker 4: and I'm I'm a decent driver. But I think if

1503
01:03:30,000 --> 01:03:31,200
Speaker 4: I can just get to the point where I had

1504
01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:33,320
Speaker 4: a full time driver, I can't say the rest of

1505
01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:35,520
Speaker 4: my life, I'm never gonna kill anybody, and I can't

1506
01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:36,080
Speaker 4: say that.

1507
01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:38,520
Speaker 5: But you know what, it's a weird way I'm bringing

1508
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:38,800
Speaker 5: it up.

1509
01:03:38,840 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 1: You don't know, you're what if your driver passed out?

1510
01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:43,760
Speaker 7: Okay, that wouldn't be me, though.

1511
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:48,280
Speaker 1: You didn't hear the entire thing. Jesus, he passes out,

1512
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:48,920
Speaker 1: You come up.

1513
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:51,440
Speaker 8: Over the front from you roll you have the window

1514
01:03:51,520 --> 01:03:53,080
Speaker 8: rolled down between following.

1515
01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:54,320
Speaker 1: You don't have the divide her up?

1516
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:55,400
Speaker 7: Ye you?

1517
01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:57,080
Speaker 4: First of all, I gotta step you real quick. I

1518
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,560
Speaker 4: wouldn't be in a limo. I would be in a

1519
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:00,480
Speaker 4: town car or an suv. I would never be in

1520
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:00,880
Speaker 4: a limit.

1521
01:04:00,920 --> 01:04:04,720
Speaker 8: But you you wouldn't have a custom installed device so

1522
01:04:04,760 --> 01:04:07,320
Speaker 8: that you could do drugs or private.

1523
01:04:07,000 --> 01:04:10,520
Speaker 4: Things in the driver I put even in the stake scenario,

1524
01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:11,720
Speaker 4: I like, I have to fix it.

1525
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:14,400
Speaker 7: I would not be doing drugs. I smoke pot and

1526
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:14,960
Speaker 7: that's it.

1527
01:04:15,360 --> 01:04:16,080
Speaker 1: If you don't want.

1528
01:04:16,120 --> 01:04:18,160
Speaker 7: But I can already care and see that still wouldn't

1529
01:04:18,160 --> 01:04:19,600
Speaker 7: be my But.

1530
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:23,040
Speaker 1: You your hands come across the wheel. You have to

1531
01:04:23,080 --> 01:04:24,400
Speaker 1: grab it like speed.

1532
01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:28,320
Speaker 4: Yes to to to watch a human life get hurt

1533
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:31,320
Speaker 4: or whatever would be sad. But when it's not your fault,

1534
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:34,200
Speaker 4: there's a different type of intensity to it.

1535
01:04:34,400 --> 01:04:38,760
Speaker 5: And the next day isn't that always just funny.

1536
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:39,280
Speaker 1: Or at least the next week.

1537
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:42,800
Speaker 5: That's the last time I chime in turning off my mic.

1538
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:51,400
Speaker 7: It's that bad turning off. I never was on anyway,

1539
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:53,560
Speaker 7: You want me to drive the rest of the way, Yes.

1540
01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:56,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna pretend to pass out and you grab the wheel.

1541
01:04:56,360 --> 01:05:00,080
Speaker 4: You know where this is the fun escape Ever do

1542
01:05:00,120 --> 01:05:02,960
Speaker 4: you have a car, and any car you would get,

1543
01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:04,840
Speaker 4: now this is the car you have to drive every day,

1544
01:05:04,880 --> 01:05:06,600
Speaker 4: So it's not like because I can think of if

1545
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:08,320
Speaker 4: I could, you know, have a second car, or two

1546
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:11,200
Speaker 4: cars or three some third and you know, but four

1547
01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:13,520
Speaker 4: or five? Yeah, you know, like I like suv type cars,

1548
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:15,360
Speaker 4: I might get an old scowled or an old you know,

1549
01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:16,360
Speaker 4: an old wagony.

1550
01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:18,040
Speaker 5: I heard you liken town cars.

1551
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:20,480
Speaker 4: But can you it's the car you got to pull

1552
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:22,200
Speaker 4: up to the improv. It's the car you gotta drive

1553
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:24,960
Speaker 4: all the time. You know, you have a favorite. If

1554
01:05:24,960 --> 01:05:26,520
Speaker 4: money wasn't an object, do you know a car you

1555
01:05:26,560 --> 01:05:26,920
Speaker 4: would get?

1556
01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:31,000
Speaker 1: Care and start with you? You know what I would do,

1557
01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:32,360
Speaker 1: which is kind of dumb.

1558
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:34,640
Speaker 8: I would really love to get the car my mom

1559
01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:36,160
Speaker 8: had when I was growing up, which was.

1560
01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:38,480
Speaker 1: A vult like a four door silver.

1561
01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:40,760
Speaker 7: Volvol that's not that's wonderful.

1562
01:05:41,000 --> 01:05:42,040
Speaker 1: With a tan interior.

1563
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:44,760
Speaker 8: So it wasn't like silver. It was almost like goldish silver.

1564
01:05:45,320 --> 01:05:47,080
Speaker 8: And I've never seen another one.

1565
01:05:46,960 --> 01:05:47,280
Speaker 5: You know what.

1566
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:50,080
Speaker 7: I think that's a good reason.

1567
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:52,480
Speaker 4: I think that's a really good choice because it's a unique,

1568
01:05:52,480 --> 01:05:54,960
Speaker 4: cool car. But it's not overwhelming, it's not it's not

1569
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:57,120
Speaker 4: too assuming. It's like, you know, you're pulling up to

1570
01:05:57,160 --> 01:05:59,320
Speaker 4: the improv. You have some of your friends are doing better,

1571
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:01,640
Speaker 4: some aren't. It's a but it's a cool car.

1572
01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:04,720
Speaker 1: So he was there, he'd be impressed, right, But.

1573
01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:07,320
Speaker 4: It's not like a Lamborghini or you know whatever I could,

1574
01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:09,840
Speaker 4: i'd be but I don't even like those cars anyway.

1575
01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:10,720
Speaker 7: What about you, Chris?

1576
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:13,440
Speaker 5: I think that the car that I keep. And no

1577
01:06:13,480 --> 01:06:15,280
Speaker 5: one's going to be on board with this, but it's

1578
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:18,280
Speaker 5: from my childhood. I always wanted to see one in

1579
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:23,360
Speaker 5: mint condition, an AMC Eagle. It's a four wheel drive

1580
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:28,480
Speaker 5: wagon car. So fine, Yeah, the AMC Eagle. They made

1581
01:06:28,480 --> 01:06:31,840
Speaker 5: the Pace or they AMC just like a krelin American

1582
01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:34,120
Speaker 5: motor cars, they made the Kremlin thank.

1583
01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:37,040
Speaker 7: You in mint shape? Right brand?

1584
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:40,800
Speaker 5: Like where was that in a facility being being lotioned

1585
01:06:41,720 --> 01:06:42,360
Speaker 5: or whatever.

1586
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:44,080
Speaker 1: You're doing for fifty years?

1587
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:46,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, but with nice tires and like a ski rack.

1588
01:06:47,160 --> 01:06:51,160
Speaker 5: And that's me wanting to have, like a a car

1589
01:06:51,200 --> 01:06:52,640
Speaker 5: that I wanted in high school.

1590
01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:53,040
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1591
01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:55,120
Speaker 8: Wait, is that the kind of do they have fat

1592
01:06:55,120 --> 01:06:57,560
Speaker 8: pinstriping like the other AMC vehicles?

1593
01:06:57,640 --> 01:07:02,320
Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, that pha each damn that's right.

1594
01:07:02,480 --> 01:07:06,200
Speaker 1: What about Utah, Yeah, it is yours.

1595
01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:08,240
Speaker 4: It had to be driving it every day. But if

1596
01:07:08,240 --> 01:07:11,320
Speaker 4: it could be like you know, not good shape, but

1597
01:07:11,400 --> 01:07:14,360
Speaker 4: like sick mint shape. The wagon ears. I had a

1598
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:16,240
Speaker 4: wagon ear and I put some money into it. But

1599
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:21,200
Speaker 4: it wasn't like new engine newe. It was the they

1600
01:07:21,240 --> 01:07:23,520
Speaker 4: looked like they were a lot older than they were.

1601
01:07:23,560 --> 01:07:25,960
Speaker 4: But they made that old looking one till ninety one.

1602
01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:28,640
Speaker 4: But even it looked like it was from seven paneling,

1603
01:07:28,720 --> 01:07:34,040
Speaker 4: which the wood panel blue blue with tan interior and

1604
01:07:35,000 --> 01:07:36,840
Speaker 4: was navy navy dark blue.

1605
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:37,560
Speaker 1: Nice.

1606
01:07:37,680 --> 01:07:39,160
Speaker 7: That would that would be the one?

1607
01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:42,160
Speaker 5: Would you want the wood paneling with gas now though?

1608
01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:43,920
Speaker 5: Well this day? Oh, and i'd have.

1609
01:07:43,920 --> 01:07:47,400
Speaker 4: It if money wasn't an object like that, And yeah,

1610
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,480
Speaker 4: and I would have it put like a I would

1611
01:07:49,480 --> 01:07:51,800
Speaker 4: have like some sort of naked hybrid or something.

1612
01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:54,280
Speaker 1: So I thought you were going to have a spray

1613
01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:55,040
Speaker 1: gas out the.

1614
01:07:55,000 --> 01:08:00,880
Speaker 5: Back like that just because it's free, just because money

1615
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:02,720
Speaker 5: sprays gas at the.

1616
01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:05,800
Speaker 1: Back and dump gas cans as.

1617
01:08:05,200 --> 01:08:06,920
Speaker 7: It gets a half a bottle gallop due to the

1618
01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:08,200
Speaker 7: spray at the back.

1619
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:10,680
Speaker 1: Wasting a lot of gas with this card, it's totally

1620
01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:11,080
Speaker 1: worth it.

1621
01:08:11,120 --> 01:08:12,720
Speaker 5: Oh no, that's not wipe or fluid.

1622
01:08:12,920 --> 01:08:15,480
Speaker 1: That's smoking.

1623
01:08:15,720 --> 01:08:17,480
Speaker 5: I find that it really cleans the windshield.

1624
01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:20,400
Speaker 1: No object.

1625
01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:26,519
Speaker 5: I've seen some peaceful uh yeah, yeah, I always feel

1626
01:08:26,560 --> 01:08:29,000
Speaker 5: like this street is in no war zone.

1627
01:08:29,520 --> 01:08:31,720
Speaker 1: Well it's because I think they recently repaved it. So

1628
01:08:31,760 --> 01:08:32,559
Speaker 1: it's a nice ride.

1629
01:08:32,600 --> 01:08:35,960
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's nice and smouth. There's something to be said

1630
01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:37,600
Speaker 5: for a nice, smooth street.

1631
01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:40,960
Speaker 1: Better than those streets we were on over in East LA.

1632
01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:45,439
Speaker 5: Don't get me started, pop whole city? Am I right? Guys?

1633
01:08:46,560 --> 01:08:49,519
Speaker 7: A question about l A Oh sure, okay, if you live.

1634
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:53,320
Speaker 4: You know, if you live in New York, like, there's

1635
01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:55,680
Speaker 4: something I forget about money, like even if you have

1636
01:08:55,760 --> 01:08:58,840
Speaker 4: you know, like again great, oh yeah, all my scenarios.

1637
01:08:58,840 --> 01:09:01,240
Speaker 4: I forget about money because even if if people say,

1638
01:09:01,280 --> 01:09:02,920
Speaker 4: you know, obviously easier to live in.

1639
01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:04,559
Speaker 7: New York if you have money, it's easier to enjoy it.

1640
01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:09,240
Speaker 7: But you know, it's sort.

1641
01:09:09,080 --> 01:09:11,160
Speaker 4: Of like where you picture someone go and walk home,

1642
01:09:11,200 --> 01:09:13,360
Speaker 4: they stop at a little grocery store, like they go

1643
01:09:13,439 --> 01:09:15,559
Speaker 4: to a bar at night. You think about that in

1644
01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:18,920
Speaker 4: New York, But doesn't it seem like in LA? And

1645
01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:20,519
Speaker 4: don't just agree with me if you think you don't

1646
01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:22,240
Speaker 4: know what the fuck I'm talking about. It seems like

1647
01:09:22,240 --> 01:09:25,080
Speaker 4: when you drive around certain areas like Lebray and Santa Monica,

1648
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:28,479
Speaker 4: they're putting up cool buildings and in cool apartment buildings

1649
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:28,840
Speaker 4: and stuff.

1650
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:31,439
Speaker 7: It looks like it's starting to feel more like in.

1651
01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:33,320
Speaker 4: New York, like where you could picture living there and

1652
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:35,000
Speaker 4: walk into bars at night.

1653
01:09:35,080 --> 01:09:36,680
Speaker 7: Like, why don't when I think of New York, I

1654
01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:37,800
Speaker 7: would want to live that way?

1655
01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:40,639
Speaker 5: But you could live that way in LA. Just got

1656
01:09:40,720 --> 01:09:43,639
Speaker 5: me feel that way when I'm downtown La, because they're turning.

1657
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:48,120
Speaker 5: It's gone from home like zombie people and flaming barrels

1658
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:49,800
Speaker 5: to like people.

1659
01:09:49,880 --> 01:09:50,840
Speaker 7: Why wouldn't you want to do it?

1660
01:09:50,840 --> 01:09:53,040
Speaker 4: Like, let's say, if you would live like that in

1661
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:54,960
Speaker 4: New York, why wouldn't you go, like, let's say someone

1662
01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:57,120
Speaker 4: near Hollywood Boulevard or something, and you could go to

1663
01:09:57,160 --> 01:09:59,439
Speaker 4: bars at night and walk and walk home stop and

1664
01:09:59,439 --> 01:10:01,840
Speaker 4: get a rito from a truck, and you know what

1665
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:04,720
Speaker 4: I mean, like and live like that sort of city life.

1666
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:05,680
Speaker 7: I don't know what I get.

1667
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:08,800
Speaker 5: No, I get that in Venus. I live by the beach. No, God,

1668
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:10,280
Speaker 5: don't get hard on yourself.

1669
01:10:10,439 --> 01:10:11,720
Speaker 7: No, I'm a loser.

1670
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,559
Speaker 5: By here it is. You need to tell you why

1671
01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:16,439
Speaker 5: I don't kill you.

1672
01:10:16,479 --> 01:10:20,360
Speaker 8: In La, it's usually just a strip, like I was

1673
01:10:20,400 --> 01:10:22,360
Speaker 8: just talking to somebody, But that strip on Franklin, that

1674
01:10:22,439 --> 01:10:25,200
Speaker 8: where the UCB is has tons of great stuff. Yeah,

1675
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:29,560
Speaker 8: usually only get like a block or two of neighborhoody

1676
01:10:29,640 --> 01:10:30,839
Speaker 8: type useful stuff.

1677
01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:32,360
Speaker 5: And in New York it's blocking.

1678
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:34,920
Speaker 1: It's everywhere. Yeah, it looks like LA.

1679
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:37,000
Speaker 4: In certain areas. Is that sort of starting to happen?

1680
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:40,400
Speaker 4: I think that maybe when you drive around now, start

1681
01:10:40,479 --> 01:10:42,040
Speaker 4: noticing it. I know your listeners are.

1682
01:10:41,920 --> 01:10:46,680
Speaker 7: Like, on the way there, he was great, don't want me.

1683
01:10:47,120 --> 01:10:49,760
Speaker 4: And there's people that listen to your show that don't

1684
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:51,439
Speaker 4: live in LA and right now they're like, come on,

1685
01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:52,639
Speaker 4: talk about our city.

1686
01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:55,960
Speaker 5: No, people want to people want to hear about it. Chicago,

1687
01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:57,000
Speaker 5: you're doing great?

1688
01:10:57,240 --> 01:10:57,840
Speaker 1: Great?

1689
01:10:58,240 --> 01:11:00,080
Speaker 5: Oh God, where are we?

1690
01:11:00,120 --> 01:11:02,800
Speaker 1: Was I missed? They wouldn't let me over. Oh their fight?

1691
01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:10,120
Speaker 5: Whoa Jesus Christ, Jesus. That guy got knocked out. That's

1692
01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:14,800
Speaker 5: some bus stops Canary. Oh that was that guy got

1693
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:15,439
Speaker 5: knocked out?

1694
01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:16,280
Speaker 1: Was crazy?

1695
01:11:17,160 --> 01:11:22,120
Speaker 5: Did you see that? Ye? See that? Okay, that was

1696
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:23,720
Speaker 5: my violence?

1697
01:11:23,880 --> 01:11:25,000
Speaker 1: Go fuck up?

1698
01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:29,880
Speaker 5: Well I think that, uh that g I probably did

1699
01:11:29,920 --> 01:11:32,639
Speaker 5: something to make that other guy angry. We just saw

1700
01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:37,840
Speaker 5: someone get knocked unconscious at a bus stop, and then after,

1701
01:11:37,960 --> 01:11:41,200
Speaker 5: in almost a victorious way, he just grabbed his shirt

1702
01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:44,360
Speaker 5: and picked him back up off, Yeah, just to lift

1703
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:46,479
Speaker 5: him up and slam him back down again. I don't

1704
01:11:47,720 --> 01:11:51,960
Speaker 5: well sorry, I mean, hey, we're talking about the city, dude,

1705
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:54,040
Speaker 5: don't you feel like in New York some of the

1706
01:11:54,160 --> 01:12:02,200
Speaker 5: neighborhood let's call look at that take that New York. Well,

1707
01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:03,479
Speaker 5: that did seem like New York.

1708
01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:06,280
Speaker 4: Wow, by the way, a good smirt and did run

1709
01:12:06,320 --> 01:12:07,639
Speaker 4: over and put an end to it quickly.

1710
01:12:08,560 --> 01:12:10,880
Speaker 1: Yeah that wow?

1711
01:12:11,240 --> 01:12:14,840
Speaker 5: That was uh, that was weird. How I just want

1712
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:18,000
Speaker 5: to pull over and get involved though, that's maybe that's

1713
01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:21,719
Speaker 5: something that's wrong with me, by the way. It sucks,

1714
01:12:21,720 --> 01:12:23,360
Speaker 5: But I don't I have a lot of anger in me.

1715
01:12:23,880 --> 01:12:25,760
Speaker 5: I don't want to get knocked out like that one

1716
01:12:25,800 --> 01:12:29,000
Speaker 5: guy did. But if I figure he already expended all

1717
01:12:29,000 --> 01:12:32,639
Speaker 5: that energy, he's tired now, and that's that's where I

1718
01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:34,439
Speaker 5: But I'm not going to slam him down. I just

1719
01:12:34,479 --> 01:12:34,960
Speaker 5: want to.

1720
01:12:35,120 --> 01:12:38,040
Speaker 7: I'll tell you where to merge over up ahead.

1721
01:12:39,880 --> 01:12:42,599
Speaker 5: I just I mean, getting like a cop or something.

1722
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:45,600
Speaker 7: How come he had to go home the ugliest way possible.

1723
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:49,080
Speaker 8: Your approaching I wanted everyone to see from how fragile

1724
01:12:49,160 --> 01:12:50,000
Speaker 8: human life is.

1725
01:12:50,160 --> 01:12:54,080
Speaker 5: Oh shit, I forgot to turn on the cameras right here,

1726
01:12:54,479 --> 01:12:54,840
Speaker 5: right here.

1727
01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:57,880
Speaker 8: Okay, see I'm using my blinker. If there's a biker,

1728
01:12:57,920 --> 01:12:58,559
Speaker 8: he's on his own.

1729
01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:02,080
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that that was twice we had a brush

1730
01:13:02,120 --> 01:13:05,280
Speaker 5: with violence and then we passed it full in full effect.

1731
01:13:05,560 --> 01:13:06,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was.

1732
01:13:07,720 --> 01:13:11,040
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, everyone in here is traumatized. That was that was.

1733
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:14,120
Speaker 5: It was. Yeah, that that he's going to be okay.

1734
01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:16,439
Speaker 5: But he is going to be okay. But he was

1735
01:13:16,520 --> 01:13:20,559
Speaker 5: knocked out because his head hit the very hard, so

1736
01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:24,160
Speaker 5: it was it was kind of hard. Oh guy, is

1737
01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:25,080
Speaker 5: everyone depressed?

1738
01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:28,160
Speaker 7: I'm in a great mood. I totally enjoyed doing your podcast.

1739
01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:30,800
Speaker 5: I did. It was so much fun.

1740
01:13:30,840 --> 01:13:33,599
Speaker 4: It was relaxing and I didn't have to worry about driving.

1741
01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:36,720
Speaker 4: I had a fun show. And I'm back home now, yeah,

1742
01:13:36,840 --> 01:13:38,800
Speaker 4: in front of my house, and I'm going to give

1743
01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:40,120
Speaker 4: you a grade on your driving.

1744
01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:43,360
Speaker 5: And I'm totally serious. Okay, are you ready? Yeah? A plus?

1745
01:13:43,400 --> 01:13:46,799
Speaker 5: Holy because you was going to tailgate people.

1746
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:49,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, your your one car length.

1747
01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:53,360
Speaker 5: You drive the right speed. There's a reason Karen drives.

1748
01:13:53,479 --> 01:13:57,920
Speaker 5: She's very good and very good at multitasking and having conversations.

1749
01:13:57,960 --> 01:14:02,759
Speaker 5: When I'm driving, I don't say anything, accept expletives because

1750
01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:04,120
Speaker 5: I'm worried that we're going to crash.

1751
01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:05,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, he gets pretty stressed up.

1752
01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:07,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, I get very stressed out. I didn't want you

1753
01:14:07,240 --> 01:14:07,920
Speaker 5: to say it.

1754
01:14:08,080 --> 01:14:12,440
Speaker 8: Oh okay, we'll just mute.

1755
01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:15,519
Speaker 5: Me, Todd. Let's go inside and I want to see

1756
01:14:15,520 --> 01:14:18,879
Speaker 5: your place. I would love to show thanks for doing

1757
01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:22,360
Speaker 5: our podcast.

1758
01:14:21,120 --> 01:14:23,960
Speaker 4: And we're going to tell everyone to do it.

1759
01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:24,840
Speaker 5: Do you have.

1760
01:14:24,840 --> 01:14:28,000
Speaker 7: An absolutely, because it's like you go do your show.

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01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:30,240
Speaker 5: Like I said, you don't have to. It's like you

1762
01:14:30,400 --> 01:14:31,280
Speaker 5: just don't have to.

1763
01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:33,400
Speaker 1: Think of would you say it's a dream come true?

1764
01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:35,920
Speaker 5: It is a dream. Where are you at next? This

1765
01:14:36,000 --> 01:14:37,439
Speaker 5: will era air? Oh?

1766
01:14:37,479 --> 01:14:39,639
Speaker 7: I'm in Portland? When when will this drop?

1767
01:14:40,080 --> 01:14:40,479
Speaker 5: Friday?

1768
01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:43,760
Speaker 4: I'm going to be in Portland like the third week

1769
01:14:43,840 --> 01:14:46,479
Speaker 4: doing a book signing on Thursday at some bookstore in Portland.

1770
01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:49,200
Speaker 5: Books and then I'll be the Todd.

1771
01:14:49,080 --> 01:14:52,320
Speaker 4: Last Situation talk, Last Situation and then and then I'm

1772
01:14:52,320 --> 01:14:54,280
Speaker 4: going to be in Portland at Helium, one of the best.

1773
01:14:54,320 --> 01:14:56,439
Speaker 5: Well, you're going there in Philly. I am going to

1774
01:14:56,479 --> 01:14:58,200
Speaker 5: Philly and I'm going to be the one in Portland.

1775
01:14:59,120 --> 01:15:01,120
Speaker 5: I almost did all strations for your book.

1776
01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:04,120
Speaker 7: You did it for some reason, you know what? The

1777
01:15:04,160 --> 01:15:06,160
Speaker 7: reason I found out we didn't do it because it's

1778
01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:06,519
Speaker 7: a print.

1779
01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:09,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, I get it. So yeah, yeah, like it's it's

1780
01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:13,160
Speaker 5: it's a way bigger deal to suddenly have illustrations printed

1781
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:14,839
Speaker 5: in a book. I've run into this before.

1782
01:15:15,200 --> 01:15:16,800
Speaker 7: I forgot you did that for me. That was actually

1783
01:15:16,880 --> 01:15:17,240
Speaker 7: very nice.

1784
01:15:17,400 --> 01:15:19,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like those griwings. I'll give them to you.

1785
01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:24,080
Speaker 5: I have them, I'll I'll shelter you again, and we

1786
01:15:24,200 --> 01:15:26,200
Speaker 5: hand them to you in the privacy of your own

1787
01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:27,120
Speaker 5: living room and not.

1788
01:15:27,280 --> 01:15:27,800
Speaker 1: Demand for.

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01:15:29,720 --> 01:15:33,400
Speaker 5: Okay, thank you for doing it. Yeah, yeah, And that's

1790
01:15:33,520 --> 01:15:37,800
Speaker 5: been d y n a r by.

1791
01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:41,000
Speaker 1: You want way back?

1792
01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:41,960
Speaker 5: You do?

1793
01:15:42,520 --> 01:15:47,759
Speaker 2: You want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage

1794
01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:52,560
Speaker 2: you time and they turn and engage.

1795
01:15:53,960 --> 01:15:58,479
Speaker 3: We want to send you us install, We want to

1796
01:15:58,640 --> 01:16:03,360
Speaker 3: welcome you back. Tell us all about it.

1797
01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:05,680
Speaker 1: We scared her? Was it fine.

1798
01:16:07,320 --> 01:16:07,479
Speaker 7: Now?

1799
01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:25,160
Speaker 5: Porn? Do you need to ride?

1800
01:16:25,880 --> 01:16:27,160
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1801
01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:29,120
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride?

1802
01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:31,040
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1803
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:35,559
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride?

1804
01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:45,439
Speaker 5: Do you need to ride? Do you need with Karen

1805
01:16:45,479 --> 01:16:45,840
Speaker 5: and Chris