Speaker 1: It's the best bit of the week with Morgan two,
Speaker 1: she's breaking down the top seven segments from the Bobby
Speaker 1: Bone Show this week.
Speaker 2: What's up friends, Happy weekend. If you're here, it means
Speaker 2: you're excited to catch up on the Bobby Bone Show
Speaker 2: from this week, well hopefully excited. And this week is
Speaker 2: a little bit differently because our top two segments this week,
Speaker 2: the huge news from the week, are huge for a reason.
Speaker 3: That's why they're up there.
Speaker 2: But that means other segments before them and the seven, six, five, four,
Speaker 2: three feel a little strange because they might be out
Speaker 2: of timeline order to you if this is the first
Speaker 2: time you're hearing anything that happened from the show this week,
Speaker 2: so bear with me. I know it feels a little strange.
Speaker 2: I know, but we'll get through it together. Anyways. If
Speaker 2: you want to check out Part one and Part three
Speaker 2: this weekend, Mike d joins me. We talk about a
Speaker 2: lot of things in part one, life, catching up and
Speaker 2: always some movies are thrown in there.
Speaker 3: Two in Part three.
Speaker 2: Is listener questions, so go check those out if you
Speaker 2: have some extra time. If not, then let's get into
Speaker 2: the Bobby Bone Show from this week. Lunchbox did some
Speaker 2: bathroom confessions, all thanks to a lot of cruise ship
Speaker 2: goers who really wanted him to make this segment come back.
Speaker 2: So he did some while he was at the airport
Speaker 2: traveling for that cruise, and we finally hurt him and
Speaker 2: we had a debate is this really confessions of Lunchbox
Speaker 2: or is it other people making confessions? And I don't
Speaker 2: know that we ever got a solid answer, but nonetheless,
Speaker 2: here is bathroom Confessions number seven.
Speaker 4: So we're back with bathroom confessions. So Lunchbox goes into
Speaker 4: a public bathroom and records people, but not filming them,
Speaker 4: right right right, Yeah, no film.
Speaker 5: You sit down in a stall next to them, and
Speaker 5: then I knock on the door the stall next to me,
Speaker 5: you know, if I'm in the middle, stall one, stall two, whatever,
Speaker 5: and I just talk about life, ask them questions if
Speaker 5: they want to talk to me about life.
Speaker 6: It's just sort of a moment to confess.
Speaker 4: It's like confessional. You're a Catholic. Yeah, it's basically that
Speaker 4: in a public bathroom. But I'm not a priest. Whah,
Speaker 4: oh you're not. No what bathroom were you in? Airport room?
Speaker 4: In what city? Fort Lauderdale, Okay, here we go, number one.
Speaker 7: Install four? What's up in stall three? I am? I
Speaker 7: got a question for you, man.
Speaker 6: So my wife, you know, she has a sister, and
Speaker 6: I mean I think her sister kind of digs me too,
Speaker 6: So like, how could I ask my wife if we
Speaker 6: could try it like together, like all three of us?
Speaker 7: Yeah, you don't think they're like ruin anything? How would
Speaker 7: you do it? What? Why not?
Speaker 6: That's not why I le Yeah, but what like should
Speaker 6: I text her sister first?
Speaker 7: Or should I ask my wife first?
Speaker 8: I don't have it?
Speaker 7: Are you leaving?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: So I have a question. They're not confessing to you anything.
Speaker 4: You're asking them advice. This is called like toilet advice.
Speaker 6: No, No, it's my confession. It's sort of like I
Speaker 6: sometimes sometimes they do. Sometimes it turns around and they
Speaker 6: do confess.
Speaker 4: That to me, I feel like you weren't confessing. You
Speaker 4: were just asking for advice. There ath room, ask for
Speaker 4: advice not a good title.
Speaker 7: We can work on that.
Speaker 4: But okay, let's try another one. I get it. Let's
Speaker 4: try another one.
Speaker 6: Well, my confession is I want to invite my assistant
Speaker 6: law if.
Speaker 4: You're asking for advice.
Speaker 6: But it's like I'm trying to get that. I'm confessing
Speaker 6: I have these thoughts.
Speaker 4: Next one up Stall four?
Speaker 7: What's up? Install three? What's happening? Is it weird that
Speaker 7: I think my mom's hot? Stall four? At home? No? No,
Speaker 7: I I just I don't know.
Speaker 6: I feel kind of weird about it. Did you ever
Speaker 6: think your mom was hot?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 7: Do you think I should tell my mom I find
Speaker 7: her attractive?
Speaker 9: Or no?
Speaker 6: Like I don't want a weirder I don't know. I
Speaker 6: get the feeling you think it's weird? Is this something
Speaker 6: I should keep to myself?
Speaker 7: Yeah? Man, are you leaving stall? Or did you leave Star?
Speaker 4: That guy had a big belt? I got. That's more
Speaker 4: of a confession. Let's try one more. Okay, all right,
Speaker 4: go ahead, ray Stall four?
Speaker 7: What's up in Stall three? How's it going? Man? I
Speaker 7: got a question?
Speaker 6: So my sister in law sent me a topless picture.
Speaker 6: She said, miss you, And I don't know if she
Speaker 6: meant to send it to me or if like that's
Speaker 6: her way hitting on me.
Speaker 7: And I don't know what to do, Like reason, it's
Speaker 7: decay the topless picture? Bout say? But she should you
Speaker 7: think so?
Speaker 6: But like, don't you think that's like interviewing with my
Speaker 6: brother's marriage or like.
Speaker 3: A job.
Speaker 7: Oh you think so? Huh? Are you leaving? Did Ball
Speaker 7: four are still there?
Speaker 4: Had a couple of things. One of the things irish
Speaker 4: or something okay to everybody washes their hands. They got
Speaker 4: to shut them out because every single person has washed
Speaker 4: their hands unless they're just creating camouflage to get out
Speaker 4: of the room. Were people on the cruise when you
Speaker 4: were on it where they like.
Speaker 7: Oh, they were begging for it.
Speaker 6: They're like, hey, Dow bathroom confessions. They wanted me to
Speaker 6: do it on the ship and I was like, guys,
Speaker 6: I can't do it on the ship because everybody will know.
Speaker 6: And also those bathrooms on the ship they were like
Speaker 6: Fort Knox. They were so enclosed there's no way I
Speaker 6: could have heard someone through the wall. They were really
Speaker 6: nice bathrooms.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that segment just kind of weirds me out a
Speaker 4: little bit. It's crazy. It doesn't leave me feeling good
Speaker 4: at the end for some reason. But that's bathroom confessions,
Speaker 4: and now we're good until like June. Yeah, yeah good.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 2: Number two, a celebrity slid into Amy's DM. She went
Speaker 2: to a red carpet and met this person and then
Speaker 2: they slid into her DM. She thought it was all innocent,
Speaker 2: and turns out they were definitely looking for a date
Speaker 2: and we figured out who it was.
Speaker 3: This is the entire moment.
Speaker 4: Number six am. You got a celebrity hitting her up
Speaker 4: in her DMS. I don't know who it is. She
Speaker 4: has positioned this as guess the celebrity in my DMS. Yeah,
Speaker 4: are you hitting on you?
Speaker 3: I didn't think so at first, but now I and.
Speaker 4: You're going to tell us who it is, what it is,
Speaker 4: why we playing this? Are playing this game? If you're
Speaker 4: not going to tell us, I.
Speaker 1: Can, I'm not gonna go.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to do anything. I'm not replying like
Speaker 3: can you tell us what the message was? Once I
Speaker 3: realized it might be leaning that way, I'm not even
Speaker 3: corresponding like I'm not because I'm not.
Speaker 4: Can I see it and see what they said and
Speaker 4: just see it?
Speaker 3: I thought you even want to guess who it is,
Speaker 3: but you're not.
Speaker 4: Going to say, but you're not going to You're not
Speaker 4: going to say no. We want you to say, can
Speaker 4: I just see?
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll set I thought we could play a game.
Speaker 4: I have a guess I guess.
Speaker 3: I don't care if we say a dude.
Speaker 4: You think it's a dude country music? Yes? Hitting her up? Yes?
Speaker 4: What is your whys all feels feel weird? It does
Speaker 4: feel weird. Why do you have your guests?
Speaker 10: Because I feel like it's someone that would reach out
Speaker 10: to Amy to see what's up because they've been flirty
Speaker 10: with her. No, no, but now is an opportunity for
Speaker 10: them to be flirty.
Speaker 4: Why not in the past, but now Chase Rice?
Speaker 3: Nope, he has a girlfriend.
Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't know. You said you actually ended up
Speaker 4: at dinner with him, but with other people? Eddie? Who
Speaker 4: do you think it is?
Speaker 10: They hung out in Nassau Keith Urban? Oh, that would
Speaker 10: be Amy.
Speaker 4: You have to do do it? It's not Oh dang lunchbox?
Speaker 4: Anybody kind of mind?
Speaker 7: Man?
Speaker 6: I was trying to think of who is man?
Speaker 4: What if they're not single?
Speaker 7: Though?
Speaker 4: Maybe that's I don't think she'd bring it up if
Speaker 4: that were the case. Oh, that'd be crazy.
Speaker 6: Okay, then it's probably Jake Owen.
Speaker 3: No, No, all right, interesting, I'll say this. They're not
Speaker 3: in country.
Speaker 4: Oh they're not, but they're in Nashville.
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 4: No, Amy? How famous?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: Let me see I won't say who it is. You
Speaker 4: don't want to play the game. No, who it is.
Speaker 3: I'm not handing you my phone because you could click
Speaker 3: something and I'm.
Speaker 4: Not like what's in your pictures?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, you might. I was gonna show you the
Speaker 3: d ms. But what if you accidentally double tap in hard?
Speaker 3: I won't touch anything, and I'm not communicating. I won't
Speaker 3: double I won't double touch anything. I'm not going to reply.
Speaker 4: You haven't responded at all. I do not know who
Speaker 4: it is.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a hymn. Okay, okay, let me give you initials.
Speaker 4: Okay, I want to see the messages. They're even flirting
Speaker 4: with you. Oh now you're five minutes ago. You weren't
Speaker 4: even sure what I say.
Speaker 3: When he first d ms me, I thought this is normal.
Speaker 3: And then I was getting invited on like a road trip,
Speaker 3: and then well he was implying come to this road trip,
Speaker 3: and then I didn't reply. So then two days later
Speaker 3: he goes anyway coffee next week because it's a date.
Speaker 3: Because but but I'm ignoring because I'm not trying to
Speaker 3: go on a date.
Speaker 4: Huh. I'm intrigued. And they're not country music and it's
Speaker 4: not Nashville. Is it somebody in a music don't hit anything.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna hit anything I wanted.
Speaker 10: Okay, here we go, no, no way, really really huge.
Speaker 3: Here.
Speaker 4: I'll show you the messages I think that I don't
Speaker 4: look this, don't touch? How did it even know a message?
Speaker 3: Don't touch? Did scold?
Speaker 4: Okay, so he's got a touch. He came at you.
Speaker 4: Did you meet him? I did?
Speaker 3: Oh? I met him? And then he said what's your Instagram?
Speaker 9: Okay?
Speaker 4: What did they meet?
Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, night being nice?
Speaker 4: Okay, I know where Amy met him?
Speaker 6: In Austin and Austin yea Diehard Awards or the Podcast
Speaker 6: Awards by Southwest.
Speaker 4: So was he at the podcast Awards? I have, yes,
Speaker 4: Now I know who it is. But what if they
Speaker 4: guess it?
Speaker 3: I don't Lunchbox is going to I can already tell,
Speaker 3: so don't.
Speaker 4: Can I give them a hint? Just a hint? But
Speaker 4: you wanted us to play the game to guess who
Speaker 4: it was?
Speaker 3: I know, but then you made mean you were like,
Speaker 3: oh you're going to say who it is?
Speaker 4: No, Like I got excited.
Speaker 10: It was a good segment and this is easy because
Speaker 10: now we're just going to look at your Instagram and
Speaker 10: see who you've met in the past.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you'll see.
Speaker 4: But do you have a picture on your Instagram with
Speaker 4: a person?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: Yes, she does? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. So what if
Speaker 4: we say, can we say it?
Speaker 3: It's fine when we say I guess, I just I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 4: If you're not going to do it, I think we
Speaker 4: could say that.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing, if I'm gonna do it, I think
Speaker 3: say he thinks. I think he thinks I live in Austin.
Speaker 4: Mean, but does he live in Austin.
Speaker 3: No, but he's there for other stuff like a show.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, so can I give my hint? Sure he
Speaker 4: was soup. He was really famous ten ten to fifteen
Speaker 4: years ago. I don't know anything he's done recently, but
Speaker 4: I watched the show he was on religiously. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And the only reason why I sent a reply to
Speaker 3: begin with because I was like, I don't know, I
Speaker 3: can't I'm not going to reply. I'm not trying to engage.
Speaker 4: I know who it is. I know who it is.
Speaker 4: I know who it is. Okay, let her talk. Oh
Speaker 4: my gosh, I got it.
Speaker 6: I saw the picture, Amy, I saw I saw your picture.
Speaker 4: I saw your picture okay, everybody relied.
Speaker 3: So I after the podcast awards, I went over to
Speaker 3: my best room from high school, House Scott, and he
Speaker 3: was like, oh, so, who old you interview? And I
Speaker 3: say and I was like, oh yeah, he got my
Speaker 3: Instagram and he's like, well, what we have to check this?
Speaker 3: So I check and I was like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: he's already DMed. He said check one too, and he goes,
Speaker 3: you have to reply, you have to reply, you have
Speaker 3: to reply, and I was like, so I replied three four.
Speaker 4: He said, check one too. That's funny, probably.
Speaker 3: Because it is radio amy. I don't know. So I
Speaker 3: said three four and.
Speaker 4: Then we don't say check one two on the radio.
Speaker 3: Microphone microphone, check one too.
Speaker 4: I don't know, Okay, go ahead whatever.
Speaker 3: So then I realized like, oh, I think he's like
Speaker 3: I thought he was just being nice. And then I
Speaker 3: was like, oh, I think he's I don't know what
Speaker 3: he's looking for, but I can't reply because I don't
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to go out with him.
Speaker 4: Okay, if you're not trying to go out with him,
Speaker 4: I think you can say who it is. If you
Speaker 4: are trying to go out with them, I think you
Speaker 4: don't say who it is. Well, we also, okay, you
Speaker 4: brought the segment up. I didn't throw you under the bus.
Speaker 4: You brought the segment up. I know, say who it is.
Speaker 3: He was on a show called Entourage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's awesome. That's awesome. Yeah, Jeremy Piven, that's awesome. Amy,
Speaker 4: Why are you just ignoring this?
Speaker 3: We also haven't discussed other things.
Speaker 4: Also, it's like I don't Oh yeah, that's true too.
Speaker 3: Bobby, Hello, oh do you understand what?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, the next segment we'll talk about that. I forgot
Speaker 4: the next segment. Your eyes, dude, I've I've been gone
Speaker 4: for two weeks of the baby that's on me big time. Okay,
Speaker 4: So I would right, if you want to do it
Speaker 4: for fun, I've just heard stories not great.
Speaker 3: I googled and I saw something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, not great stories. I wouldn't recommend you go out
Speaker 4: with him. But if it's if you're just doing it
Speaker 4: for fun, that's great. In the next segment, we'll talk
Speaker 4: about Amy not being with a boyfriend anymore. Okay, so
Speaker 4: hold on, all right, next segment, next segment, all right,
Speaker 4: we'll come back.
Speaker 1: It's the best Bits of the week with Morgan Number.
Speaker 2: Two, Bobby might be allergic to diapers. So, if you
Speaker 2: haven't heard the news, Bobby and his wife welcome their
Speaker 2: baby Billy, which is again another timeline order situation that's
Speaker 2: a little weird here. But he talked about a story
Speaker 2: of changing diapers and how he might be allergic to them.
Speaker 4: Number five, I think it might be allergic to diapers. Why,
Speaker 4: Oh good, Yeah, that's good. Tell yourself that.
Speaker 3: No, no, let it be No, let's hear why.
Speaker 4: Because when we're changing the diapers, I sneeze all the time. Oh,
Speaker 4: it's got to be the diapers. Interesting, there's like little
Speaker 4: fluffies things that comes out and I just make they
Speaker 4: made me sneeze like crazy. Really yeah, dude, then you
Speaker 4: can't change diapers. I'm not even fighting for that, but
Speaker 4: I'm just saying, can I not present to you what's
Speaker 4: happening in my life?
Speaker 3: You can? I don't know if I believe it.
Speaker 4: No, it's absolutely true.
Speaker 3: Okay, wear a mask.
Speaker 4: No, I'll just fight through it. I'm just saying I
Speaker 4: might be allergic to the stuff that's in the diaper.
Speaker 4: My wife is allergic to the dogs. But where you
Speaker 4: can get rid of the dogs.
Speaker 3: I hope you're not going to get rid of the baby.
Speaker 4: No, the diapers.
Speaker 10: Why do we get rid of the well.
Speaker 3: If you don't use a diaper, I guess cloth diapers
Speaker 3: now not people do that.
Speaker 4: That's disgusting. That's disgusting. We go through so many diapers,
Speaker 4: and I can't imagine I know with cloth.
Speaker 3: I know. Oh wait, Lunchbox, didn't you do cloth?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 6: No, we were gonna tempt it, but it's pretty disgusting.
Speaker 6: My parents attempted when we were kids and they went
Speaker 6: out the window. My cousin is about to have a baby,
Speaker 6: and he is all in on the cloth.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 4: I was asking someone about that. I said, what's up
Speaker 4: with cloth? How do they do it? They say, they
Speaker 4: put a dryer sheet in there so it limits somewhat
Speaker 4: the poop and pee that gets into the cloth.
Speaker 3: Wait, they put a sheet between the cloth and the
Speaker 3: skin on the baby. I don't like to talk about
Speaker 3: or some kind of sheet like that would give me
Speaker 3: a rash.
Speaker 4: I could be a little wrong about that, but I
Speaker 4: was asking the same thing, like, if I were just
Speaker 4: wearing like a washcloth, I'd poop through it and you're
Speaker 4: constantly washing them. And they're like, yeah, but they put
Speaker 4: there's some kind of like.
Speaker 3: Drugs a special problemly Yeah, like I can't even use
Speaker 3: driver sheets anymore because.
Speaker 4: I are allergic to them. Hey, so don't do laundry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dang, okay, well look at you powering through.
Speaker 4: For you. I wouldn't even risk it, man, I wouldn't
Speaker 4: risk it. Just don't change diapers. I don't see how
Speaker 4: you never changed the diaper, dude, What do you mean?
Speaker 4: I did change diapers eventually for your first kid, like five,
Speaker 4: that's maybe ten as now you can't keep up in
Speaker 4: the number because it was zero then one. But yes,
Speaker 4: as someone that's in the middle of it now, I
Speaker 4: don't know how your wife would get by without you
Speaker 4: just helping and occasionally grabbing one.
Speaker 10: What I would do was just kind of act like
Speaker 10: I didn't smell anything, you know, And then my wife
Speaker 10: would get home and do you not smell the diver?
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, I don't smell anything. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: she take the baby and go change it. How old
Speaker 4: until the baby was left with you for multiple hours?
Speaker 10: Oh that's a good question, I would say. I would
Speaker 10: say probably a month, Yeah, because like multiple hours dude.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you have to know how to do everything everything.
Speaker 4: If she leaks multiple hours feed the baby.
Speaker 3: By the way, first baby, it's new for everybody, like
Speaker 3: even her, even your wife. She was new learning at all,
Speaker 3: So like, how did you not know?
Speaker 4: No, we had different roles. And I don't want to
Speaker 4: stick up Forddy because I don't like to be teen.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, but there are different roles because whenever my
Speaker 4: wife had come home for the first time and she
Speaker 4: was doing the feeding, I was also around the house
Speaker 4: doing everything to make sure that she could also do
Speaker 4: the things that were particular to the baby. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: was the dishwasher. I remember that vividly. I was cleaning
Speaker 4: the house. I was cleaning bottles, you know, from when
Speaker 4: I was using the bottles of feeding the baby. I
Speaker 4: was there's something called a bobby and if the baby
Speaker 4: spits up on her to poops or peas on it,
Speaker 4: I got to like put that in the laundry. I'm
Speaker 4: making sure she gets food. There's just a lot of
Speaker 4: stuff that I'm doing while she's learning about that stuff.
Speaker 4: I hate me on Eddie side, but exactly what is
Speaker 4: my role was learning how to be great support while
Speaker 4: she did the main thing. Okay, because there's some parts
Speaker 4: of it, I literally couldn't do right.
Speaker 10: But yeah, now I'm with you, man, I know yep,
Speaker 10: And I'm with you too on the diaper on the
Speaker 10: allergic to diapers, Like that's serious. And I bet if
Speaker 10: you looked it up on the internet, dude, there's a
Speaker 10: whole community out there.
Speaker 4: I find a reddit group of dads who are allergic
Speaker 4: to diapers and shout out to everybody going through all
Speaker 4: the diapers. And I've mentioned this like three times. It's
Speaker 4: so many diapers. I'm not grossed out by a poop
Speaker 4: and pea anymore. Really, I was at first, but I'm
Speaker 4: really it's not even a thing anymore. I've become numb
Speaker 4: to it that it's just But I was like that
Speaker 4: with I'm like that now with our bulldog. Yeah, because
Speaker 4: he has bad too. But I wasn't at first. I was.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh god, it's weird, it's going to
Speaker 4: the bathroom. And my wife before she had the baby,
Speaker 4: she was she was like, man, you I'm able to
Speaker 4: like wipe the bulldog if he gets sick Stanley, because
Speaker 4: he has a lot of issues. I can cleand the bulldog,
Speaker 4: no problem whatever, And he need a finger in his
Speaker 4: butt to no problem anything. Uh, with the baby. At first,
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, man, that's a human. I don't
Speaker 4: know if but it's weird, Like baby bathroom is just
Speaker 4: different because they're just doing they're just having milk.
Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, it changes. Then you introduce food that changes.
Speaker 10: I heard it gets like it's a rocky road right now,
Speaker 10: it's basically just mustard. Yeah, and I don't like bathroom
Speaker 10: talk in general.
Speaker 4: So to what I will say is hey Mustard, She's
Speaker 4: like yeah. I'm like, okay, I know it's gonna take
Speaker 4: more wipes from mustard. Also, the thing that babies will
Speaker 4: do is that they'll they're done using the bathroom until
Speaker 4: you're changing them, and they'll go to the bathroom begin
Speaker 4: and it's like here we go.
Speaker 7: Huh.
Speaker 4: And so that's another waste to diaper shout out to parents.
Speaker 4: We're going to the diaper situation.
Speaker 10: Have you thought like, man, we need to get in
Speaker 10: the diaper business because they make so much money.
Speaker 4: My entrepreneurial mind has not been on at all. Oh really,
Speaker 4: and it always stays on. Well, it's just I'm just
Speaker 4: total like focused in on support support for Kaitlin. But
Speaker 4: it is, uh, my entrepreneurial mind is never off and
Speaker 4: it's been off for sure. Don't worry. There'll be something someday.
Speaker 4: It'll be back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 2: Number two, Bobby shared a lot of baby stories on
Speaker 2: the show this week. If you want to check out
Speaker 2: some more than even I'm including here this weekend, you
Speaker 2: can go to our show social media or YouTube at
Speaker 2: Bobby Bone Show. But this particular story, Bobby was talking
Speaker 2: about a big win that they had as parents, and
Speaker 2: it all was around baby belly getting some sleep.
Speaker 4: Number four, The baby slept five and a half hours
Speaker 4: last night, new RECORDO, which that's a lot, a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't even get that kind of sleep. I don't
Speaker 4: think I slept that much last night. But the baby
Speaker 4: slept five and a half hours. We went to the
Speaker 4: pediatrician and for the second appointment and forever we would
Speaker 4: wake her up at two and a half hours because
Speaker 4: you wake up feet her constantly. And they were like,
Speaker 4: you're good, you can now just let her sleep and
Speaker 4: let hunger wake her up. So five and a half hours. Uh,
Speaker 4: I don't know it's gonna be.
Speaker 3: Some kind of record that's awesome.
Speaker 4: I just think everything she does now is like setting records.
Speaker 4: There was a story about the social media influencer who
Speaker 4: she was in a fake name like a apparently like
Speaker 4: a hotter name. Her name is Mia Ventura.
Speaker 3: That's her hot name.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Okay, okay, it's so hot to you.
Speaker 3: Hey, you sounds I don't know her real name. I mean,
Speaker 3: if for forgiven her name Odva lev Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 4: That also sounds that sounds like exotic.
Speaker 3: Me is cool.
Speaker 4: So what she would do is she would get on
Speaker 4: dating apps and then meet dudes and burglarize their houses.
Speaker 4: That's just me.
Speaker 3: Is she one man team working alone?
Speaker 4: Or did she the twenty eight year olds facing six
Speaker 4: felony cows, including first degree residential burglary and grand theft
Speaker 4: for posing as a girlfriend or travel companion you know,
Speaker 4: to meet these dudes and then gained access to their
Speaker 4: homes and stole cash, gold, any designer items they had.
Speaker 4: She has pleaded not guilty to the charges. She's currently
Speaker 4: out on ankle monitor arraignments April sixth. If convicted, she
Speaker 4: could face up to eleven years and eight months in prison.
Speaker 4: ABC seven. That is so evil. I need to see
Speaker 4: what she looks.
Speaker 3: Like travel companion?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean certain sites probably offer travel companion. Do
Speaker 4: you have a picture of her?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's really pretty.
Speaker 4: I can see we're dudes, but.
Speaker 3: Definitely all for it. Yeah, they're like, here's my past coach.
Speaker 4: Whatever you want. Yeah, she's like, what you give if
Speaker 4: they're giving them to her, I mean she's I don't
Speaker 4: think they were giving her any And she's.
Speaker 10: Pleading not guilty, So all these people claiming that she
Speaker 10: stole just kind.
Speaker 4: Of I think that not guilty. It's probably if I
Speaker 4: can be a recreational lawyer here, and so she gets
Speaker 4: a lesser sentence like they they settle. Oh I thought
Speaker 4: that you get lesser if you plead guilty, like complete.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't like, just admit it. Let's get this
Speaker 3: over right, right.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's really for people who who played
Speaker 4: not guilty. Oh I don't think you just do it.
Speaker 4: Sixty seven percent of people say scrolling is part of
Speaker 4: their going to bed routine. I'm in that really. I
Speaker 4: for sure scroll until I get real sleepy, and then
Speaker 4: I turn my podcast on and put in my ear
Speaker 4: and go to sleep. One one in. And what I
Speaker 4: do now is I can take the podcast. If I'm
Speaker 4: on one side, I can now flip your ears and
Speaker 4: just turn the AirPod upside down.
Speaker 3: Sarify, you turn a podcast on. Not when you say
Speaker 3: my podcast sounds like you're listening to the Bobby Cast
Speaker 3: and going to bed.
Speaker 4: That's a good point. That would be terrible.
Speaker 3: That would be so weird. I don't want people to
Speaker 3: think that about you.
Speaker 4: What's weird? In my dream? Sometimes if they're interviewing someone,
Speaker 4: I hang out with that person in my dream. That's cool.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, like the they were interviewing the Michigan State
Speaker 4: basketball coach and one of the podcasts, and in my dream,
Speaker 4: ilways dreaming, I was hanging out with them as they
Speaker 4: were interviewing it is it? Yeah, though, that's crazy. Nineteen
Speaker 4: forties names are hot. If you notice babies having the
Speaker 4: same name as your grandmother, there's a reason eighteen forties girls'
Speaker 4: names are hot right now, names like Marjorie, Deborah, Marylynd, Judith, Eileen, Sylvia, Bonnie, Virginia, Cynthia, Louise,
Speaker 4: and Dorothy. You not all I like all those? You think?
Speaker 4: Baby Marylyn is good?
Speaker 3: Marilyn. Yeah, my grandma is Marylyn.
Speaker 4: That's right, Grandma, that's a great grandma name.
Speaker 3: It's back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I hear you. I had floated to my wife
Speaker 4: to name our daughter Sue. It could be Suzanne.
Speaker 3: I don't like that. I like Sue's out there. I
Speaker 3: don't like that for you.
Speaker 4: Well, because because her her last name is E starts
Speaker 4: with the E. Our last name suey okay, pig Sue.
Speaker 4: You're not serious? Is that really what you thought?
Speaker 8: Why not?
Speaker 3: Why not just make her first name pig, middle named Sue,
Speaker 3: pig suey.
Speaker 4: Big Sue, because I didn't want it to be so
Speaker 4: on the nose when we were going through names, because
Speaker 4: our daughter is named Billy, but it's named after Caitlyn's dad,
Speaker 4: whose name is Billy Certificates Billy. People call him Bill.
Speaker 4: Although I've never said his name to him ever once,
Speaker 4: it's still it's one of my longest running bits. What
Speaker 4: do you call him? Hey? Hey, hey, hey, wait for
Speaker 4: to turn around? Yeah ah yeah never. And so that's
Speaker 4: what we chose to do. And we were going through
Speaker 4: the process though, of just going through a bunch of names,
Speaker 4: went through twenty thirty forty names, and I said, what
Speaker 4: about like Sue Suzanne? And I was like, I have
Speaker 4: an aunt named Sue, And so she really thought it
Speaker 4: was for that reason, and then like a light bulb
Speaker 4: went off, she was like, sue e, Sue, No, I'm
Speaker 4: not naming her pig Sue. So there you have it.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week. With Morgan number two.
Speaker 2: I shared some news this week regarding our wedding. We
Speaker 2: have made some plans, some dates are set, things are
Speaker 2: in motion, and I shared all that news with.
Speaker 4: The show number three Morgan go ahead.
Speaker 2: So we have decided to get married this year, and
Speaker 2: it's going to be an elopement style wedding.
Speaker 4: Elopement style, yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: So it'll be like an elopement in the mountains. There's
Speaker 2: no venue, it's not like any of the traditional type
Speaker 2: of a ceremony, and it's with our immediate family. So
Speaker 2: it's like an elopement slash micro wedding in the mountains.
Speaker 7: So it's not an elopement elopement?
Speaker 6: Is you just on a way, I'm on a weekend,
Speaker 6: go get married and come back to everybody.
Speaker 4: You're married. So you're having a what do you call
Speaker 4: it micro wedding, micro wedding, Yeah, a destination wedding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's just like our immediate family though, we're
Speaker 2: going to come back to Nashville and have.
Speaker 4: A big party, like Eddie had a destination wedding with
Speaker 4: your media Hawaii. Yeah.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and then we came back and had a big
Speaker 10: party and everything. But that definitely wasn't an elopement. Was
Speaker 10: it a micro wedding? Fosively, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I've not heard wedding makes sense.
Speaker 4: I've not heard that. It's not like a microwave. It's
Speaker 4: what I keep hearing. It's like a have a microwave wedding.
Speaker 4: What Amy thoughts?
Speaker 3: Oh, I've known.
Speaker 4: I think that is that an elopement? Though she said,
Speaker 4: to be fair.
Speaker 3: She said, I think we had this debate when she
Speaker 3: first told us we were We were all like who
Speaker 3: we were she told us when we were on a
Speaker 3: bus altogether, and we were like, is that an a littlement?
Speaker 3: But she's sticking with it. She's she's sticking with it.
Speaker 4: Let me look up what Elope means and it doesn't matter,
Speaker 4: but let's look up the definition. Because I didn't think
Speaker 4: anything about that. I just thought micro wedding was funny
Speaker 4: because it's everything.
Speaker 3: Or no, no, then you're not.
Speaker 4: Having a micro wedding either. But at the party, he's
Speaker 4: like mad about it.
Speaker 1: That's why I said.
Speaker 4: It's a little bit is kind of mark.
Speaker 3: It's just kind of combined of a bunch of different things.
Speaker 7: So you're not gonna have a first dance.
Speaker 4: That's the weirdest thing here is the definition of eloping,
Speaker 4: come on to a lope means to run away secretly
Speaker 4: with a partner to get married, usually without parental consent
Speaker 4: or a large traditional ceremony. It implies private, swift marriage,
Speaker 4: often choosing intimacy over a big wedding. Modern usage has evolved,
Speaker 4: so boom, back Morgan's side, back to a boom, sometimes
Speaker 4: referring to a small, intentional destination wedding with very few guests.
Speaker 3: Okay, so there it is.
Speaker 10: It's elopement because when we were young and somebody eloped,
Speaker 10: to be like.
Speaker 4: Oh damn you hear they know she must be pregnant.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you yeah, it's elopement, evolved.
Speaker 4: Evolved elopement, modern day elopement, Yeah, modern day elopeish micro
Speaker 4: wedding is what I call it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we started then big with a big party back
Speaker 3: home yeah.
Speaker 4: Either, So which one are we invited to?
Speaker 7: Big party?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: Do you know are you my immediate family?
Speaker 4: Annie? Do you know what mountains you're going to.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, they'll be they'll be East Coast Mountains.
Speaker 4: Okay, is that private.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not saying it just because it's not exactly
Speaker 2: like secured, you know, like anybody could.
Speaker 3: Get to it.
Speaker 4: The whole mountain range.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, I mean if if we say the specific location,
Speaker 2: then people do care.
Speaker 4: At the location. I'm talking about the mountain range. What
Speaker 4: is it like a lot of people.
Speaker 3: Is it like the Adirondack Mountains?
Speaker 4: Is it the Appalation Appellations?
Speaker 3: It's part Appalation, part Blue Ridge.
Speaker 4: Oh I know exactly where that is. Yeah, I try
Speaker 4: to book it.
Speaker 10: No, it's east, Yeah, it's East John Denver John little
Speaker 10: Ridge Mountains.
Speaker 4: I'm like, I know that's not east, that's not west.
Speaker 4: And so you don't have the spots specifically booked yet
Speaker 4: you have it in mind though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have to book it.
Speaker 3: It's it's just you show up, show up like a park.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we had that. Our buddy Steve did that in California.
Speaker 4: There are a lot of people there at the Yeah,
Speaker 4: So you just go and you just do it and
Speaker 4: there's people everywhere. But it's still awesome. Morgan doesn't want
Speaker 4: to te U about Mountain Range show up. Not you guys. More.
Speaker 2: You know, like, I don't know if listeners live by
Speaker 2: there and they come.
Speaker 4: Do you want it to be private? Do you know
Speaker 4: what day you're doing it? Yes, you don't have the day.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you, guys.
Speaker 9: I wasn't.
Speaker 4: I didn't ask her to say the day. I just
Speaker 4: wondered if she knew when it was. Yeah, okay, Well
Speaker 4: that's great news, Morgan.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.
Speaker 2: Now you know how I was talking about timeline order, well,
Speaker 2: number two and number one spot, this will all make sense.
Speaker 2: Amy is sharing some big personal news. It was something
Speaker 2: in relation to her relationship. We kind of got into
Speaker 2: it when we were talking about the celebrity sliding in
Speaker 2: her dms, and this is a piece to that whole story.
Speaker 4: Number two. Yeah, this order is really messed up with
Speaker 4: today's show. In the last segment, Amy said that she
Speaker 4: met Jeremy Piven and he hit her up on Instagram.
Speaker 4: And now in this segment, we're doing it backward. Amy
Speaker 4: and her boyfriend broke up a while ago, but we
Speaker 4: were gone off having a baby. Yeah. Oh, and she
Speaker 4: was like hey, we can talk about it whenever. But
Speaker 4: we were gone. But it's been sitting inside of me.
Speaker 4: It's just something known, and I forgot we hadn't talked
Speaker 4: aout it on the show, right, so they didn't know.
Speaker 3: I definitely wanted to address that because I didn't have
Speaker 3: to be weird, like, well, why would you why would
Speaker 3: you even give Jeremy Piven your Instagram? Which, first of all,
Speaker 3: we were at a professional setting, and now he asked
Speaker 3: for it on the red carpet, It wasn't I kind
Speaker 3: of thought, was that. What were they going to say, like, Oh,
Speaker 3: I have a boyfriend. He's like, dude, I thought I
Speaker 3: was going to ask you to work a red carpet
Speaker 3: for me here.
Speaker 4: Now I know, dude does that. If a dude's asking
Speaker 4: for an Instagram, he's asking for the insta down you
Speaker 4: know what I'm saying?
Speaker 3: Well whatever, So I was like, oh, radio, I mean,
Speaker 3: and I didn't really think about it. And then when
Speaker 3: I was this is why I haven't replied. I don't
Speaker 3: know that I'm interested. I'm just out of a relationship,
Speaker 3: not like he's really asking for anything big. But then also, yeah,
Speaker 3: we haven't talked about how we broke up.
Speaker 4: M hm, how long would you break up?
Speaker 3: I mean it's been a couple of weeks.
Speaker 4: More than that, Oh man, a few weeks.
Speaker 3: Been a month at least it's been a month.
Speaker 4: It's a month.
Speaker 3: Well, we still talk, like I guess, it just hasn't felt.
Speaker 3: I have to tell her totally how long it's been real.
Speaker 3: I mean, we went out for over a year, and
Speaker 3: we have kids, and so I think it's just been you.
Speaker 4: Don't have kids to when you say that, you make
Speaker 4: it sound like you have no No, you each have
Speaker 4: individual children.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now I wish we had a baby. Wants a baby, Yeah,
Speaker 3: because Bobby's baby's so cute. So we I get I
Speaker 3: think because we both have our own children and we
Speaker 3: have relationships with our kids, and we were we broke
Speaker 3: up and then we needed to talk to them and
Speaker 3: tell them, and we're still going to be involved. Like
Speaker 3: he still checks in, Like Stevenson just had a track meet.
Speaker 3: He's still is trying to coach Stevenson and help him break,
Speaker 3: you know, his mile time, so you can break his record.
Speaker 4: That's gotta be like away to right.
Speaker 3: I don't know, because I'm like, you.
Speaker 4: Know, yeah, because let's say he gets another girlfriend, or
Speaker 4: you get another boyfriend. Let's say you and Jeremy Pippan
Speaker 4: get together, that's not gonna happen. He Jermy Piva's not
Speaker 4: gonna want this dude to still be like coaching your
Speaker 4: kid when it's an ex boy and he may not
Speaker 4: want to do that either, true.
Speaker 3: And then yeah if he gets a girlfriend, like because
Speaker 3: I even to be respectful, especially the kids so they
Speaker 3: don't get confused. Like one of his sons was having
Speaker 3: a basketball game and I was like, well, I want
Speaker 3: to go so and I and his son was like
Speaker 3: I don't. His son even texted me after the breakup,
Speaker 3: like a really sweet message that I mean, anytime I
Speaker 3: think about it, I get emotional. It's just really sweet.
Speaker 3: But I was like, well, I'll come to a game
Speaker 3: or we'll have Starbucks dates or whatever. And obviously, yeah,
Speaker 3: that may have to die if there are other people
Speaker 3: in the picture. But I sent my ex voice text
Speaker 3: that said like, hey, let me know if you're out
Speaker 3: of town and I can make it to a basketball game.
Speaker 3: And then he replied He's like I don't have to
Speaker 3: be out of town for you to come to a game.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, I was just trying to
Speaker 3: be sounds like he's respectful of the No. Well, I mean,
Speaker 3: I think we love each other. I just I think
Speaker 3: we both do. I just don't know that it would
Speaker 3: it's going to work.
Speaker 4: And that's mature of you.
Speaker 3: It's very like, it's the healthiest breakup I've ever experienced
Speaker 3: in my entire life. And I don't know, it's hard
Speaker 3: to explain, but.
Speaker 4: You're married for so long though that a lot of
Speaker 4: your breakups when you were in college. Yeah, and those
Speaker 4: aren't supposed to be healthy. You're an idiot kid.
Speaker 3: I just was like, wow, this was so mature and
Speaker 3: healthy that like what and you know you, so you're
Speaker 3: getting you You've been used to life with someone for
Speaker 3: over a year and then suddenly it's not. So then
Speaker 3: I was having all these feelings and emotions, and I was
Speaker 3: my therapist was reminding me to be patient and work
Speaker 3: through them, because just because you miss something doesn't mean
Speaker 3: it wasn't the right decision. So I am still navigating
Speaker 3: that that loss of and that feeling of comfort of him,
Speaker 3: and yeah, it's just a reminder of Yeah, just because
Speaker 3: sometimes you have to make a decision that's hard and
Speaker 3: painful doesn't mean that it.
Speaker 4: Was the wrong Maybe you do need a Jermy Piven decision.
Speaker 3: What does that mean? You know?
Speaker 4: Someone crazy? Chaos?
Speaker 3: No, my nervous system is like no moreket because it
Speaker 3: took me a while even for my nervous system to
Speaker 3: regulate being in a healthy relationship. Sometimes I would try
Speaker 3: to stir up the chaos and he wouldn't.
Speaker 4: Just that a habit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, to boredom, I'm.
Speaker 4: Like, oh, went on earth? I would hate that.
Speaker 3: No, it's when you're used to that, you don't. You
Speaker 3: see it as boredom, but it's actually not. And then
Speaker 3: once your nervous system regulates, you don't get bored anymore.
Speaker 4: Good. But I'd poke, Yeah, Well, I've known that Amy
Speaker 4: hasn't been with her boyfriend. We just haven't talked about
Speaker 4: it because we I've been scrambled a bit. But it
Speaker 4: didn't make sense that last segment we did right without
Speaker 4: knowing that she'd no longer had a boyfriend.
Speaker 10: And we didn't know, like lunchboks and I didn't know,
Speaker 10: but I knew because you're talking about basketball games. A
Speaker 10: referee came up to me and was like, hey, man,
Speaker 10: is Amy still with her boyfriend?
Speaker 4: Wait?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 4: And I was a referee. This is been a halftime.
Speaker 10: He's like dribbling the ball comes to me. He's like,
Speaker 10: is Amy still with their boyfriend? Like, I don't know, man,
Speaker 10: I think so. He's like, I haven't seen her around
Speaker 10: because I basketball coach, I'd referee a lot of these games.
Speaker 4: I haven't seen it around in a while. I'm like, WHOA,
Speaker 4: that's crazy.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say, did he saw
Speaker 3: my ex boyfriend there with another girl?
Speaker 4: I thought you were going to say he wanted to
Speaker 4: get a little dose to Amy.
Speaker 10: I mean he might, he might, but he was just like,
Speaker 10: I haven't seen Amy around of those games.
Speaker 4: Sums up.
Speaker 3: But he's seen the my ex boyfriend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, he's always there. But but that hurts My
Speaker 4: family's like a little bit has been happy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like did he I think we both we both
Speaker 3: were sad.
Speaker 4: I mean it was a sad thing.
Speaker 3: It's a sad thing. Like he's awesome. I mean, and
Speaker 3: you never know what life neighboring.
Speaker 4: You never know, Jeremy Pivens. Never know, Jeremy Pivens.
Speaker 6: Your dms are open.
Speaker 4: Ammy's dms are open. That's what we are. Let's go.
Speaker 3: Why did Eddie say he.
Speaker 4: Felt sad or because I didn't you wouldn't tell us.
Speaker 3: I was waiting for I know. I thought we would
Speaker 3: have this moment and like, I.
Speaker 4: Know, we just had in a weird order. I shouldn't
Speaker 4: have gone to Jeremy Piven first. I should have said, oh, yeah, guys,
Speaker 4: then me broke up with a boyfriend. You forgot you
Speaker 4: all hadn't talked about that. I forgot I hadn't been
Speaker 4: talking because we talked about stuff normally after I don't
Speaker 4: know what's on the air and what's not.
Speaker 3: To clarify, Let's say we broke up because it was
Speaker 3: pretty mutual.
Speaker 4: But pretty mutual, it's not fully.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I mean I think it was.
Speaker 4: You know he does as an adult. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: It doesn't really matter. But I didn't want what if
Speaker 3: he's what if he hears this and he's like, oh,
Speaker 3: I heard you say you broke up, which I get.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 4: It went like, why are you talking yourself in circles?
Speaker 4: We should just break and then we're washed clean. We
Speaker 4: talked about it and move on.
Speaker 1: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.
Speaker 2: Now, this number one spot particularly was towards the beginning
Speaker 2: of the week when Bobby first came back to work
Speaker 2: and Amy and Eddie and Mike do you were meeting
Speaker 2: baby Billy and sharing all the reactions. So it's a
Speaker 2: really special moment on the show.
Speaker 4: Number one.
Speaker 8: I'm so happy for you, Bobby with the baby, the
Speaker 8: birth of baby Billy. Congratulations to you and Caitlin and
Speaker 8: you were going to be the greatest parents in the world.
Speaker 8: Congratulation Bobby and Caitlin on that beautiful, beautiful baby. This
Speaker 8: is Choe from Montana. I just had to call and
Speaker 8: tell you congratulations on that beautiful baby.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. All Right, what do you want
Speaker 4: to know. I've been in a bit of a bubble
Speaker 4: for two weeks, so you've heard shows. But I knew
Speaker 4: that as soon as Caitlin was going into labor, we
Speaker 4: had an emergency valve. We've been working on it for
Speaker 4: a few months, right, Mike, at least a.
Speaker 3: Few months, ye valve regarding the show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we pulled the emergency valve and then the show
Speaker 4: just went in Because if three runs go up, then
Speaker 4: sponsors don't get paid. Then streams go down, then listens
Speaker 4: go down, the ratings go down, and it affects everybody
Speaker 4: on the show. So we've been working for months to
Speaker 4: have enough content to keep going for a couple of weeks,
Speaker 4: and so that's exactly what happened. It's the first time
Speaker 4: we've ever done it like that. But so that afternoon
Speaker 4: I hit Mike up. I was like, Hey, we're going in,
Speaker 4: and he's like, got it, So away we went. We
Speaker 4: go in and eventually I'll do a podcast with my
Speaker 4: wife so everybody can like hear the real story, because
Speaker 4: what I'm gonnay is probably not the real story. It's
Speaker 4: just my version of the story. So we go in
Speaker 4: and I don't know, we have baby. Yeah, it's it's bizarre,
Speaker 4: it's awesome, it's all. It's everything that I kind of
Speaker 4: Everybody just kept saying stuff like you it's you're gonna
Speaker 4: go in and it's gonna be so crazy to you.
Speaker 4: But to me, I was so focused on Caitlin that
Speaker 4: nothing was nothing was like weird or like made me
Speaker 4: super emotional while I was at the hospital at all
Speaker 4: because I was so focused on her because she it's
Speaker 4: like you women, when when you have a baby, it's
Speaker 4: like you've been in a car wreck to waist down.
Speaker 4: Even after then they expect you to go home and
Speaker 4: raise the kid. Yeah, it's crazy. I don't know how
Speaker 4: people do this by themselves. So to me, it really
Speaker 4: didn't hit me because it was the whole thing was bizarre.
Speaker 4: While they were and big shout out to our nurse.
Speaker 4: We had a nurse that for the labor and delivery nurse.
Speaker 4: That was a plus because they started before your doctor
Speaker 4: even gets there. So she's with Caitlin for thirty forty
Speaker 4: five minutes as it's happening before the doctor gets there
Speaker 4: because the doctor's on call. And the doctor comes in
Speaker 4: and like finishes up. The doctor like comes in as
Speaker 4: the closer. She's like Maryanna rivera most famous closer of
Speaker 4: all time.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, of course obviously, but.
Speaker 4: We had and I don't want to say the nurse's
Speaker 4: name in case she like doesn't want her name out there.
Speaker 4: Her initials were La, so i'll say, but it was
Speaker 4: she was awesome, So we have the baby. It was
Speaker 4: cold in that room. They got to do something about that.
Speaker 3: Well. Was Caitlyn hot though, because I feel like I
Speaker 3: feel like she was hot and sweaty.
Speaker 4: You're working hard, yeah, like not you, So I was
Speaker 4: freezing when we were in the hospital because we were
Speaker 4: there for a while. And we were in the hospital
Speaker 4: and we brought blankets and pillows because we were told,
Speaker 4: but we still didn't bring enough blankets. I had enough pillows,
Speaker 4: but not enough blankets. And so Caitlin's in the bed
Speaker 4: and like her nurse comes in and I am balled
Speaker 4: up like in a cocoon with blankets wrapped around me.
Speaker 4: I've fallen asleep on the couch, but the couch turns
Speaker 4: into this terrible makeshift bed and the nurse comes up
Speaker 4: and goes, you need to get up, and I was like, oh, huh,
Speaker 4: and it was go time.
Speaker 3: Oh, because I thought I was like, what'd you do wrong?
Speaker 4: No, it was time to go. I mentioned this earlier.
Speaker 4: You guys did probably here the segment, but I recorded
Speaker 4: a couple of things while I was out last week,
Speaker 4: and everybody kept saying, Hey, you're gonna be so scared
Speaker 4: on the drive home because you're gonna have the baby
Speaker 4: in the car. I wasn't that scared on the drive
Speaker 4: home because of the baby. I was scared on the
Speaker 4: drive home because my wife was hurting because she had
Speaker 4: just been in a car wreck from her waist down,
Speaker 4: and so I was just trying to dodge potholes for
Speaker 4: her more than I was the baby, because I knew
Speaker 4: the baby would be fine. But yeah, I don't know that.
Speaker 4: That's it's all been a blur. I've I've watched a
Speaker 4: ton of basketball. I've watched every game.
Speaker 3: I literally thought you're going to say, I've watched a
Speaker 3: ton of YouTube videos on how.
Speaker 4: Do your dad it's March madness. I've watched every I've
Speaker 4: watched every game.
Speaker 3: So just like holding her or what.
Speaker 4: Both being just we haven't left the bedroom a whole lot.
Speaker 4: Sometimes we'll move to the living room. We have been
Speaker 4: on two walks, which later in my wife's rehabilitation. Is
Speaker 4: that what you say, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know later and what are you trying to say?
Speaker 4: She can't she's just now starting to be able to
Speaker 4: like walk, Yeah, susan recovery. That recover is probably a
Speaker 4: better word. Recovery. We've gone on a couple walks, but
Speaker 4: we really haven't left the house until now. It's been
Speaker 4: a bit of a blur. She's been great about waking up.
Speaker 4: I never said, hey, I won't wake up, but she
Speaker 4: doesn't wake me up a lot of the times.
Speaker 3: Interesting, do you hear the baby oh, okay.
Speaker 4: No, because it stays right by her bed and the
Speaker 4: best and net.
Speaker 10: So your wife just takes care of the baby overnights.
Speaker 4: Overnights. Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, it's I have woken up
Speaker 4: a couple of times. But and I do a lot
Speaker 4: of stuff in the daytime. Like there's not a bottle
Speaker 4: I that you know, if I'm gonna take the milk
Speaker 4: and put in the bottle, I do that.
Speaker 3: If there's uh, what about changing diapers?
Speaker 4: I've done that? Ye, how many times? How many of
Speaker 4: you doesn't fully? Okay, hold on fully by myself? One? Wow?
Speaker 3: Really like nobody else in the room, right.
Speaker 4: By myself, but with her almost every one of them.
Speaker 4: We have a pit crew type thing. What I do?
Speaker 4: I get the wipes one, two, three on the side
Speaker 4: of the peanut, and then I go and then I
Speaker 4: get the diaper and she lifts her up. I put
Speaker 4: the second diaper under the butt of the diaper. She
Speaker 4: takes that diaper down. You pull the one up. I
Speaker 4: take the wipes that she's used in the diaper and
Speaker 4: put it in the disposable area. She switches it back up.
Speaker 4: I have the right leg, she has a left leg
Speaker 4: to put on the onesie zip it back up, zoop.
Speaker 4: If you want me to swaddle, I can swallow the
Speaker 4: crap out of a baby. So it's been very much
Speaker 4: of that right now, cute. I know you try to
Speaker 4: get me like you didn't changing diapers.
Speaker 3: No, I said, I'm sure you have. Eddie didn't his
Speaker 3: first try.
Speaker 4: I was just I was, I.
Speaker 10: Was trying to get you a little bit, just so
Speaker 10: I'm not alone because I only changed.
Speaker 4: Well, I've only changed one by myself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but you being involved in that, There's no
Speaker 3: way I can see Caitlin letting you get away with
Speaker 3: not being involved in that's.
Speaker 4: Not getting away. I think sometimes she does want me
Speaker 4: to do stuff because she thinks I'll still mess it up.
Speaker 4: Alt right right. I had texted Eddie or he messes me,
Speaker 4: it's like, hey, how's it going over there? And so
Speaker 4: I was holding the baby as the baby was asleep,
Speaker 4: and I just sent a video because I couldn't really type,
Speaker 4: and I was like, well, she's finally let me go
Speaker 4: one hour unsupervised, so I've had to earn time with
Speaker 4: the baby as well, unsupervised without my wife. So where
Speaker 4: she can trust you? Yeah? Yeah, where now she can
Speaker 4: fully go away for an hour, hour and a half.
Speaker 4: She can do all of her stuff. Don't worry about it,
Speaker 4: regardless of what happens. I got it. Are you scared
Speaker 4: holding the baby? None? I was at first. It's only
Speaker 4: the second baby I've ever held in my life. The
Speaker 4: only other baby I've ever held is my nephew Grayson
Speaker 4: dj And who live in Arkansas, their baby for like
Speaker 4: six seconds once because Cal's like here a whole parking
Speaker 4: for one second. That was it. And even though I
Speaker 4: was like, oh god, so it's a second baby I've
Speaker 4: ever held. Now, no problems. I can hold a baby
Speaker 4: like a champ. I've been holding for two weeks every day.
Speaker 4: But that's what's up. We'll do more on this, more segments,
Speaker 4: et cetera. But that's where we are as of right now.
Speaker 4: I don't know baby's five and oh as a razorback fan. Yeah,
Speaker 4: she's like, you got my shirt on sec Champs wow already? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Overordered it? Yeah? So yeah, I mentioned this earlier. I
Speaker 4: don't know how people good by having to buy all
Speaker 4: those diapers. Mm hmmm. That's the hard part, man, It's wild.
Speaker 10: That's why I always feel like when people have baby,
Speaker 10: it's the best gift is just give gift them diapers.
Speaker 4: Or gift them a gift card for if you don't
Speaker 4: know what kind of diapers.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, and that's what I know. For a
Speaker 3: y'all's baby shower, y'all didn't want gifts or books, but.
Speaker 4: We wanted books. That's what we got.
Speaker 3: Yeah, y'all didn't. Sorry, y'all didn't want gifts. You wanted
Speaker 3: books for the baby. But we also made one of
Speaker 3: those little diaper cake things that was kind of cute,
Speaker 3: and so y'all got some divers from us.
Speaker 4: Good man, you got a cake.
Speaker 3: You can see the diaper cake, and we all wrote
Speaker 3: on a memory.
Speaker 4: Wrote, I remember seeing it to your house. I'm saying
Speaker 4: we haven't used those, Oh yeah, because there maybe later.
Speaker 3: Their size one. Y'all are on size zero or.
Speaker 4: Size zero superbaby, size super baby. Yeah yeah, it's an
Speaker 4: extreme super baby right. Still, it's so small. It's this
Speaker 4: she's the size of a football, like if you're holding it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: she sized. And I'm so used to saying it because
Speaker 4: we didn't want to say the gender forever that I'm
Speaker 4: trained on the microphone, it's to say it.
Speaker 3: Oh same, like even to other people that I was
Speaker 3: talking to.
Speaker 4: I was like, I was like I was born today.
Speaker 3: They would be like Bobby had his baby. I'm like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, did he?
Speaker 4: Yes, So she's the size of a football because I
Speaker 4: can still bend my elbow and hold her here.
Speaker 3: So that voicemail a minute ago who said baby Billy and.
Speaker 4: Baby bonkers, it's really funny. Baby by Caylen was looking.
Speaker 4: She goes, I wonder if it's a baby costume for
Speaker 4: baby Billy's Bible blankers for Halloween. There's not that would
Speaker 4: be funny.
Speaker 3: You can make fun, but you'd have to make that
Speaker 3: baby sort of bold, which is hard.
Speaker 4: Our baby is not so much hair. She came out
Speaker 4: with so much hair that when we went to talk, well,
Speaker 4: I guess they come to us. When she came talk
Speaker 4: to her, she said, we rarely see hair on white
Speaker 4: babies this much. It's usually ethnic babies, like Mexican babies. Uh,
Speaker 4: maybe Asian babies. She was like, this hit for a
Speaker 4: white baby. This is the most hair. And so don't
Speaker 4: look at me, man, I'm not.
Speaker 3: Caitlyn sent me a picture the other day and she
Speaker 3: was like, I basically gave birth to Bobby.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's you. Dude, what I have learned is that
Speaker 4: babies transform their looks. Yes they do. So what they
Speaker 4: look like now will not wholly be what they look
Speaker 4: like in even a year. But right now the baby
Speaker 4: looks very much like me, hair, eyes, everything. I'm hoping
Speaker 4: that she transitions face wise little to her mother for
Speaker 4: her sake, Yes, for her sake. But yeah, that's what's up.
Speaker 4: That's where we are now.
Speaker 9: Hey, this is Brent, long time Western from North Carolina.
Speaker 9: Congratulations on your baby. I know you're getting thousands of messages,
Speaker 9: but that's wanted to throw mine in there. You love
Speaker 9: the good work, and again, congratulations Bobby.
Speaker 4: It's awesome, Thank you very much. They there's a racket
Speaker 4: on this kid buying kid stuff. It's crazy, like they
Speaker 4: have every every product is good for about one month
Speaker 4: of the baby's life. Whenever a baby is new. It's
Speaker 4: like this product is only for babies zero to one
Speaker 4: and a half months, and then it's then it's over.
Speaker 4: It's even close. I was already complaining about the clothes,
Speaker 4: so that's been wild. I had to trim the baby's
Speaker 4: nails last night. Except it's not a trimmer, it's a
Speaker 4: buffer and so on. This buffer here watch this video
Speaker 4: on this buffer. It's a different color for each age
Speaker 4: of the baby.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I see.
Speaker 4: And so there's like a zero to one month. It's battery.
Speaker 4: It's gotta be like.
Speaker 3: So this this level has got to be super gentle.
Speaker 4: So it's like sandpaper like that. Okay, but it doesn't
Speaker 4: hurt at all because I did it on me a
Speaker 4: couple of times to make sure. Yeah. Yeah, And so
Speaker 4: it's been very gentle with buffering the baby's nails because
Speaker 4: what she will do is she will grab her face
Speaker 4: with fingernails and just start cutting her face.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: What these onesies have though, that's pretty good, is they
Speaker 4: have these flops that go over the top of hands,
Speaker 4: and so we have to use those. I feel like
Speaker 4: I'm teaching Eddie stuff too. I know he has four kids.
Speaker 4: It's it's been a while, man. Yeah. So they they
Speaker 4: flip over their hands. But then we put her because
Speaker 4: it was really hot, we put her in a sleeveless
Speaker 4: like a sleeveless legless onesie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, starts cutting all of her onesies.
Speaker 4: And with that she has to have her nails trim
Speaker 4: because she just cuts. She just goes to her face
Speaker 4: and cuts her face. So I was trimming nails yesterday.
Speaker 4: People were parents shaming me already who people online.
Speaker 3: Tell me who, so take care of them.
Speaker 4: Already was shaming you for what? Because I was pushing
Speaker 4: the stroller. If you go to my Instagram, we've gone
Speaker 4: on a couple of walks, and so I would just
Speaker 4: record a video and me push on the stroller with
Speaker 4: the baby in it, and and just write something on
Speaker 4: the screen. And one of them was Arkansas going rolling
Speaker 4: into the Sweet sixteen like this. But apparently I didn't
Speaker 4: have the handle of the stroller all the way out.
Speaker 4: It was it was in, which doesn't affect the baby
Speaker 4: at all. But someone's like, hey, moron, pull the handle
Speaker 4: the stroller out. That's wrong with you? People are wed.
Speaker 3: I would have never noticed that, Like if you had
Speaker 3: it in first or third.
Speaker 4: I didn't notice it. Second, I liked the video that part,
Speaker 4: thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I did see someone hating on you for
Speaker 3: having the cell phone laying on the stroller.
Speaker 4: What's wrong with that? I was listening to John Party
Speaker 4: on the cell phone.
Speaker 3: It wasn't on the baby, it was on the stroller.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was on the top of the base the stroller. Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 4: it was playing John Party and yeah, it wasn't even
Speaker 4: near the head. It's on the bottom of the.
Speaker 3: Stroller and not even touching its body.
Speaker 4: Yes, so that's where we are, Mike. Do you have
Speaker 4: any questions? Did you watch? No, that's a good question.
Speaker 3: Interesting, you know, so what did you do?
Speaker 4: I stayed up. I stayed up in her head the
Speaker 4: whole time. Okay, okay, talking to her. Yeah, we were
Speaker 4: going through it now, and I asked her, do you
Speaker 4: want me to watch? It was like no, why would
Speaker 4: if it meant like watching our baby come into the world,
Speaker 4: like if that moment meant something. And I was like,
Speaker 4: do you want She was like no. I was like,
Speaker 4: good because I don't want to.
Speaker 3: So no.
Speaker 4: I stayed up at her head. And it's weird for
Speaker 4: me to say. It was a relatively easy process. Any
Speaker 4: I was in the room and I was just trying
Speaker 4: to motivate her. We had a playlist. I didn't put
Speaker 4: enough songs on the playlist. I had just started over once.
Speaker 4: So how many songs you put on it? Like six?
Speaker 4: It was very last minute. Well, at first it was
Speaker 4: going to be on her phone, and then quickly it
Speaker 4: had to be on my phone because I had control
Speaker 4: of it, knew the password to get in. I don't think.
Speaker 4: I think she just told me the password to her phone,
Speaker 4: but I don't remember it, and I was like, let's
Speaker 4: just put it on my phone. So I was just
Speaker 4: trying to remember all the songs, and so by the
Speaker 4: time I remembered like six of them, it was go
Speaker 4: time and I was in charge of bringing the speaker.
Speaker 4: So I had a wire less, cheap Arkansas razorback speaker
Speaker 4: with a big hoghead on it that lights up like
Speaker 4: with every drum beat. So it was like boom boom,
Speaker 4: the hoghead just lighting up the whole time. Made the playlist.
Speaker 4: The baby was born, I was what a fear was
Speaker 4: because I've seen it on TV so many times. Is
Speaker 4: that the baby comes out and then you don't hear
Speaker 4: anything and they have to like slap its butt and
Speaker 4: make it cry.
Speaker 10: But yeah, yeah, yeah, because they don't come out really breathing.
Speaker 4: Well, our baby came out screaming. Our baby came out.
Speaker 4: Two things. They were like, oh my god. The hair.
Speaker 4: They could see the hair of the baby, Like we
Speaker 4: already knew the baby had a lot of hair because
Speaker 4: in the altarsounds you could see a head full of hair.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 10: So when that happened with my kid, I thought they
Speaker 10: were talking about the body, so I kind of freaked out, like,
Speaker 10: oh my gosh, the hair. Doesn't it look like your gorilla?
Speaker 4: Like, uh, yeah, no, we thought of his head.
Speaker 3: And they are born with more body hair, not mine.
Speaker 3: Oh well some are and then it sheds off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, not not mine.
Speaker 10: How long was the whole process define process like labor,
Speaker 10: I guess, or less than an hour?
Speaker 4: It's amazing. We were there longer than that, but less
Speaker 4: than an hour, like when the nurse woke you up
Speaker 4: and said or the doctor said, go to less than
Speaker 4: an hour, that's pretty good. It's the single most athletic
Speaker 4: thing I've ever seen my wife do, and she is
Speaker 4: a plus athlete, Like she was just like, let's go.
Speaker 4: And next thing you know, the baby came out and
Speaker 4: the baby was crying at full that immediately, so I
Speaker 4: never had that fear. But since I wasn't down there,
Speaker 4: I couldn't see. I didn't know exactly when the baby
Speaker 4: came out. They were just like, we got the baby,
Speaker 4: here it is, and.
Speaker 3: Then where did you do skin to skin?
Speaker 4: Yes? I did, and I will tell you tomorrow about
Speaker 4: something I did that was pretty stupid. When it comes
Speaker 4: to skin to skin, that's a tease. So yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey,
Speaker 4: Ray play me your voicemail number four.
Speaker 11: Hey, Dog's Bone Show. It's just curious, I'm only seeing
Speaker 11: Thursday show. I'm not seeing part two. Usually I'm used
Speaker 11: to like a part one and a part two, and
Speaker 11: I'm not seeing that this week. Just wondering what's going on.
Speaker 8: Thanks.
Speaker 4: What went on is I had a baby and we
Speaker 4: had done almost two weeks of full shows, interviews, secondary podcasts,
Speaker 4: and around Thursday we ran out of secondary podcast So
Speaker 4: that is I think people started to get the idea,
Speaker 4: probably like Wednesday or Thursday, when there wasn't a second
Speaker 4: podcast like the you know, really passionate fans of this show,
Speaker 4: and so some listeners got the idea, Oh, I bet
Speaker 4: they're having the baby. But at that point we'd had
Speaker 4: the baby for a while. But that's what's up. If
Speaker 4: you guys want to hear more of us talk about this,
Speaker 4: it'll be on today's podcast. Just go search for it
Speaker 4: Bobby Bone Show, wherever you get your podcast. I'm sure
Speaker 4: this will be a big topic that we talk about today.
Speaker 4: Longer we are confined by the time of radio right now,
Speaker 4: so we will be back.
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