WEBVTT - 2nd Date Update PODCAST: Car Humor Never Sleeps

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<v Speaker 1>Second dat up date. Everybody knows that the way to

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<v Speaker 1>a woman's heart is car humor, and that's how Roger,

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<v Speaker 1>the guy who's on the phone to do a second

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<v Speaker 1>Date update today, says he scored a date with Marissa,

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<v Speaker 1>the girl that he wants to call. He said he

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<v Speaker 1>used car humor. I don't really know what that means.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just what his email said, So hopefully we can

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<v Speaker 1>get an explanation. Roger, what exactly do you mean you

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<v Speaker 1>scored a date with her using car humor? Well, just

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<v Speaker 1>that I made a joke. I figured she's at a

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<v Speaker 1>car show. She likes cars. I like cars. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>met her at a car show? Yes, okay, And I

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<v Speaker 1>have to know what was your car joke? Well, it's

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<v Speaker 1>nothing great, but it worked for her. She was standing

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<v Speaker 1>next to this nineteen seventy Dots charger. It was gorgeous car,

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<v Speaker 1>but she so good next to it. I already almost

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<v Speaker 1>missed the car completely, but I just I just said

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<v Speaker 1>I got to talk to her. So I went up

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<v Speaker 1>and I I started some small talk and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I'm rebuilding a car just like this. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>but all I've got so far as a steering wheels.

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<v Speaker 1>Really cute. I went fall for that too. It's I

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<v Speaker 1>know it's lame, but apparently it worked right. You guys

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<v Speaker 1>went out, It worked okactly? We started talking. Yeah, you said,

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<v Speaker 1>you sound charming enough to pull it off. Well, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Look it would have worked better on the phone. So

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<v Speaker 1>is the date that you want to talk about at

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<v Speaker 1>the car show or did you guys end up actually

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<v Speaker 1>going out? No? Yeah, the car show went great. The

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<v Speaker 1>actual date was that weekend at a concert we went to.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh E took her to a show? I did? She was?

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<v Speaker 1>She was down. She said, you wanted to go to

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<v Speaker 1>a show with me? Okay, how did the show go?

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<v Speaker 1>It went great at first, but you know, I have

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<v Speaker 1>to be honest. I showed up at her house on

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<v Speaker 1>my bike. Of course. Did you say on your bike? Yes? Cycle? No? No? No, bicycle? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>shut up? On a bicycle. Yes, I don't. I lost

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<v Speaker 1>my license. It's been many years ago. It's just something

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<v Speaker 1>I'd rather not get into. But anyway, did she Did

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<v Speaker 1>she know that you were going to show up on

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<v Speaker 1>a bicycle. No, Okay, listen, I mean I think the

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<v Speaker 1>bicycle's fine. If you give a girl a warning, especially

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<v Speaker 1>if you need a man at a car show, you'd

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<v Speaker 1>assume that he's gonna come pick you up. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know hit a car. I mean, I understand what you're saying,

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<v Speaker 1>but I figured we had some good connections with good

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<v Speaker 1>common ground that it wouldn't be a big issue. So

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<v Speaker 1>what were you gonna do and put her on your

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<v Speaker 1>hand tobars and take her to the concert. Well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a gentleman, okay, so obviously I thought, okay, well, if

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<v Speaker 1>she drives us, I'd be a gentleman. I'd pay for parking,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd pay for the tickets to the show, drinks, whatever

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<v Speaker 1>she needed. I wanted to do that, you know, at

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<v Speaker 1>least since she was driving. Okay, Oh yeah, okay. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you ask her beforehand a driver or did you just

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<v Speaker 1>show up like, hey, you gotta drive us? I asked

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<v Speaker 1>her if she could drive, but she didn't know I

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<v Speaker 1>was going to show up to Okay, so she thought

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<v Speaker 1>you were just being like, hey, you want to drive,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know it'd be cool, right, okay, but she

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<v Speaker 1>kind of had to drive, she had no choice, right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, So the car ride to the concert was

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<v Speaker 1>not awkward. It was no, no, no, Like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>it was more humor and more common ground. It was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of everything that you think about when you think about, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I just met this person. Then we're we're together going

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<v Speaker 1>to a concert. This should be a good time. It

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<v Speaker 1>was perfect. Okay. So she didn't seem bothered by the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that you showed him now, not at all. That's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually sounds like a cool check. Well that's what I on. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And so how was the show? Well, now we come

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<v Speaker 1>to the crux of it. You know, it was going

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<v Speaker 1>good at first, and I was really digging music. She

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<v Speaker 1>seemed to do that as well. And then she, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>she kind of said she had to go to the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I just kind of found, you know, someone

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<v Speaker 1>to talk to. And a few minutes go by, nothing

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<v Speaker 1>didn't see her. So I kind of checked around and

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<v Speaker 1>see her. I guess it was ten or fifteen minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure exactly how long, but I finally got

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<v Speaker 1>a text from her that said, you know, she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>feel good, and then she went home and you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, my gut reaction was okay, I understand, but no,

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<v Speaker 1>I have no ride home. I was gonna say, how

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<v Speaker 1>did you get home from the concert when at her house? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>So how'd you get home after I had to take

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<v Speaker 1>the bus? What did you say to her? What did

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<v Speaker 1>you text back? Well? I mean at this point, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>still assuming she's fallen sick. I don't want to offend her.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I'm kind of offended myself that she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>offered at least riding me home. So I didn't. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't say much. I didn't want to. I still thought

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<v Speaker 1>I had a chance. Maybe she just felt sick. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I took a bus, got my bike, and I let

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<v Speaker 1>her b Oh, you didn't knock on the doorway or

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<v Speaker 1>anything when you know? No, no no, no, I letter B,

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<v Speaker 1>I letter B. I didn't know. I didn't know how

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<v Speaker 1>sick she was. Okay, how have you let her be

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<v Speaker 1>since the date? Or have you tried to call her

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<v Speaker 1>a few times? No? No, no, I made some text

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<v Speaker 1>message advances, if you will, I made some more car

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<v Speaker 1>humor that seemed to work the first time. I figured

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<v Speaker 1>it would work again. You have a big library of

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<v Speaker 1>car jokes. I pride myself on that yet. So have

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<v Speaker 1>you heard anything from her at all? Nothing? Not a zilch. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So she basically ditched you in the middle of your

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<v Speaker 1>date at the concert and has not talked to Aret

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<v Speaker 1>and you. There was no signs that she was having

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<v Speaker 1>a bad time with you or that she was trying

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<v Speaker 1>to escape for some reason. No, not at all. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you mad at all? I'm not mad. I think I

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<v Speaker 1>would just I mean, I'm an adult, she's an adult.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought we kind of hit it off. I know

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<v Speaker 1>that we didn't meet under traditional circumstances, but maybe she

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<v Speaker 1>could be an adult and say, hey, this is what

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like about you, or this is why when

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<v Speaker 1>we're turning your calls, instead of being a four year

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<v Speaker 1>old about it. All right, Well, we'll play a song,

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<v Speaker 1>come back, find out if she can be an adult

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<v Speaker 1>and tell us what happened on your date. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, we'll get your second day update right after this.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Rooking Jubil in the morning. Hey Roger, Hey, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>before we make the phone call for your second day update,

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to first congratulate you on being the first

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<v Speaker 1>person to do a second date. Update that has ever

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<v Speaker 1>showed up for their first date on a bike? I

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<v Speaker 1>was just thinking about it. We've had people show up

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<v Speaker 1>on motorcycles before, but nobody actually show up on like

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<v Speaker 1>a ten speed bike and then make their date drive

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<v Speaker 1>them somewhere. Well, thanks very much. It's an honor to

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<v Speaker 1>be the first. It's an honor to have you on

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<v Speaker 1>the show. If you're just tuning in. Roger went on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with a girl named Marissa. They went to

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<v Speaker 1>a concert. He showed up to her house on a

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<v Speaker 1>bike because he doesn't have his license, so he made

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<v Speaker 1>her drive to the concert, but in exchange, he paid

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<v Speaker 1>for parking, drinks, everything else. He paid for it all,

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<v Speaker 1>but he got ditched in the middle of the concert.

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<v Speaker 1>She left and said that she felt sick, and he

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<v Speaker 1>hasn't talked to her since. We're about to call her

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<v Speaker 1>and find out if something went wrong on that first date.

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<v Speaker 1>And am I clear, no one in this room believes

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<v Speaker 1>that she was actually sick, like everybody thinks it was

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<v Speaker 1>an excuse. Yeah, it has to be. When was this date,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, how long ago? This was two weeks ago?

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<v Speaker 1>Two weeks okay, so maybe she got like that weird

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<v Speaker 1>two week flu that's called and she hasn't been able

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<v Speaker 1>to call you. All right, I'm gonna dollar phone number

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<v Speaker 1>right now here we go. Hello. Hi is this Marissa? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking him Marissa. My name is Jubil from brook and

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<v Speaker 1>Jewil in the morning. Seriously. Yes, how are you? I

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<v Speaker 1>know you guys? You do? Oh awesome? How are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm doing pretty good. Nice good, Nice to meet you.

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<v Speaker 1>You as well. Have any idea why I might be

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<v Speaker 1>calling you today? Um? Well, I guess there's probably a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of reasons you could be called. I'm calling you

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<v Speaker 1>today because somebody emailed us for a second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Have you heard second date updates before? Oh? Yeah, totally.

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<v Speaker 1>I listen to them all the time. Never thought that

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<v Speaker 1>I would be on it though. How many dates have

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<v Speaker 1>you been on in the last like two weeks? Um too? Two? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>And of those two was one of them named Roger? Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Well Roger would be the one that emailed

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<v Speaker 1>us for a second date update. Yeah, I bet he did.

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<v Speaker 1>He told us that you ditched him, and then well

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<v Speaker 1>he said that you said you got sick. But we're

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<v Speaker 1>all assuming that you ditched him. In the middle of

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<v Speaker 1>a concert. Yeah, was it that subtle? Is that cool?

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<v Speaker 1>You were his ride? Man? You can't just leave somebody stranded. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, you know. I'm usually a good person, but

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<v Speaker 1>like this is bad. You guys. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 1>he told you, but I would love to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>the true story. Okay, so tell us what happened. So

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if he told you is but we

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<v Speaker 1>met at a car show, so I'm pretty surprised when

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<v Speaker 1>he shows it to my door on a bicycle. He

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<v Speaker 1>actually told us that. He said that he showed up

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<v Speaker 1>on a bike and asked you to drive to the concert. Oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>he told you that. What else did he tell you?

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<v Speaker 1>He told us that, and he told us that you

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<v Speaker 1>guys went to a concert and then that you ditched

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<v Speaker 1>him like pretty soon after you got there. So he

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<v Speaker 1>didn't tell you anything about the car ride to the concert, No, nothing,

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<v Speaker 1>Are you serious? He didn't say anything about the car

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<v Speaker 1>ride and what he told me? No he didn't. He

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<v Speaker 1>just he actually said that you guys had a nice

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<v Speaker 1>conversation on the way there. Well, we have very different

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<v Speaker 1>definitions of a nice conversation. So what happened in the

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<v Speaker 1>car then? So we're in the car and we're driving,

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<v Speaker 1>and he was talking about how expensive drinks that the

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<v Speaker 1>concert were, so he wanted to stop at a liquor

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<v Speaker 1>store on the way and pick up six packs and

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<v Speaker 1>have me smuggle it in in my purse into the concert.

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<v Speaker 1>And you weren't down with that. No, I said no,

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<v Speaker 1>like I didn't want to get caught and kicked out

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<v Speaker 1>of the concert. And beyond that, when I told him no,

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<v Speaker 1>he called me a wet lanket. Do sounds a little

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<v Speaker 1>straight lace when you're so adamant against smuggling beer in. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you just meet someone and let's be honest,

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<v Speaker 1>it was not a small venue, Like I've been there before,

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<v Speaker 1>they check persons. I knew it wasn't gonna work. What's

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<v Speaker 1>the fun? So he insulted you out to like, jeez,

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<v Speaker 1>just trying to save some money on beer, you wet blanket? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's almost like, you know, like I'm driving, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to go with the flow of the night. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go to a concert and it's cool, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to like be open and brush it off a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. But then we get into the concert and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, It's about fifteen minutes into the show. Things

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<v Speaker 1>haven't really built up yet, and he tries to pick

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<v Speaker 1>me up and crowd surf me, like hand me off

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<v Speaker 1>to another person. Yeah, no one else is doing this yet.

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<v Speaker 1>I just met this guy, you know, like he doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>know me. It's not like I was like, let me

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<v Speaker 1>do it. You know, helped me. I'm trying to picture this.

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<v Speaker 1>So he just got behind you and try to lift

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<v Speaker 1>you up, and yeah, I was like, what are you

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<v Speaker 1>doing crowdsurfs anymore? Anyway, I don't know crowdsurfing is still

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<v Speaker 1>a thing it at that point, Like I was a

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<v Speaker 1>little annoyed, but I was like trying to let it go.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the final straw comes, right, so he tries

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<v Speaker 1>to get me to flash the band yes to them, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>what did he say to you? He was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>she was a band. Your why he kept telling me

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<v Speaker 1>it would be hilarious if I showed the band my boot. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna fall for that one. Thanks budding.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that when you left? Yes, I said I had

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<v Speaker 1>to go the bathroom, and I just went straight for

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<v Speaker 1>the accent. I thought about like calling a friend, getting

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<v Speaker 1>a second opinion. But no, I was just out of there.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he sounded so charming and lovable when we talked

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<v Speaker 1>to him. I'm like shocked by this information. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 1>sounded that way at the car show to me too.

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<v Speaker 1>But like you know, doctor jack l, mister Hydeman, show

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<v Speaker 1>him your babes. You know that he's actually on the

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<v Speaker 1>other line listening to this conversation and wants to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you. Oh yeah, I know. Okay, you do know

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<v Speaker 1>the second date updates? Roger? Yeah, Hey, hey man, Marissa,

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<v Speaker 1>really did it take this to discuss it with you?

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<v Speaker 1>Let's let's go over this. So, so what was it?

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<v Speaker 1>What was the first turn off for you? I mean

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<v Speaker 1>icicle and knee driving? Okay, all right, so I have

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<v Speaker 1>a troubled pass, Like I feel like you were a

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<v Speaker 1>grown up, you were adult. Maybe you understand you. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm I'm moving on, but want to talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>You're talking about adulthood when you're the one that's telling

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<v Speaker 1>her to show the band her boobs. Okay, Well, on

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<v Speaker 1>that particular note, I thought it would be cool that

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<v Speaker 1>if she showed the band her boobs, then we could

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<v Speaker 1>maybe get like a backstage pass. I would really press

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<v Speaker 1>Marissa's not impressing me if I'm the one doing the work.

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<v Speaker 1>If something is like smuggling beer, but I have to

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<v Speaker 1>put my life on the line for going into the

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<v Speaker 1>show or not. It's not putting your life on the line.

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<v Speaker 1>It's having a little fun risk and need to lighten

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<v Speaker 1>up a little bit, live a little bit. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>you smuggling beer. Everybody smuggles beer. Put in your purse,

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<v Speaker 1>your socks. I don't care if you're hoodie. Okay, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>that was an overstatement, but come on, man, you've never

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<v Speaker 1>been to that venue before. They were checking everything. It

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<v Speaker 1>was just a stupid idea. Mersa, do you even hear

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<v Speaker 1>what you're saying? You're talking like somebody who doesn't know

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<v Speaker 1>how to experience life to the soul? Is I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna stay there if you don't need up. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>your definition of living life to the fullest and mine

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<v Speaker 1>are a little bit different. And why wouldn't you be

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<v Speaker 1>You have socks, You could smuggle beer yourself. Why does

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<v Speaker 1>she have to do it. She's a gorgeous female. She

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<v Speaker 1>can get away with a lot more than I can.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, okay, thank you for the compliment. I appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 1>But like beer aside, there were so many other things

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<v Speaker 1>wrong with the date, Marissa. I feel like I just

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<v Speaker 1>feel like if you loosen up, live a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>have a little fun, we could have a little date

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<v Speaker 1>and we'd have a good time. I just feel like

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<v Speaker 1>you were too tight laced. It it's her fault. Good show, ample, Marissa,

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<v Speaker 1>what's your problem? Yourself? A little bit for some backstage passes? Amen,

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<v Speaker 1>I was being sarcastic. If I really got boring? Why

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to go out on a day with

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<v Speaker 1>me again? Because you're at a car show? Most girls

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<v Speaker 1>don't go to car shows, so boom right there, you're

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<v Speaker 1>my material? Oh my god. Yeah, and I thought you

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<v Speaker 1>were my material too. But you don't even own a car.

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<v Speaker 1>But he's got car jokes for days. I have a car, Marissa.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a nice car. I just can't drive it. Okay, Marissa,

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<v Speaker 1>would you like to go out with Roger again? Who

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<v Speaker 1>will pay for a second day? No, I'm not up

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<v Speaker 1>to being told how boring I am for another date.

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<v Speaker 1>It's probably a good call, Merissa. If you had done

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<v Speaker 1>the things I told you to, you would have had

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<v Speaker 1>the time of your life. It wouldn't have been boring

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<v Speaker 1>at all. Sorry, my definition of fun just isn't crowdsurfing

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<v Speaker 1>and stowing my boots the stranger. You know what you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Sound a little boring, Marissa, I gotta say sorry, Roger,

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<v Speaker 1>no second date, man. Come on, Marissa, thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>listening and thank you for telling us what happened on

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<v Speaker 1>your date. I appreciate it. Oh my pleasure. Sounds like it, Roger.

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<v Speaker 1>Good luck in the future. I'm sure you'll be able

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<v Speaker 1>to find a nice lady who will let you chow

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<v Speaker 1>her boobs to strangers. Exactly. That's what we need more

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<v Speaker 1>open this country. Support you on text in at seven eight,

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<v Speaker 1>five to nine two says I'll go out with Roger.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a six pack of beer in my purse

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<v Speaker 1>right now and I'll flash anybody. Sounds like there's somebody

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<v Speaker 1>out there for everyone talking about today's second day update.

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<v Speaker 1>If you missed it, this dude, Roger wanted to call Marissa.

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<v Speaker 1>They went to a concert together and she actually ditched

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<v Speaker 1>him because he called her a wet blanket because she

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't sneak a six pack of beer into the concert

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<v Speaker 1>inside her purse. Then he tried to pick her up

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<v Speaker 1>and make her crowd surf. She wasn't into that. And

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<v Speaker 1>then the final straw was when he told her to

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<v Speaker 1>flash the band because he thought it would be funny.

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<v Speaker 1>And then she just left and when we got her

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<v Speaker 1>on the phone, they talked about it and he still

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<v Speaker 1>thought that she was being way too uptight. Wow. She

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<v Speaker 1>just did not want to go out with Roger again.

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<v Speaker 1>And he just sounds like a guy that never stops. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>remember if you want to do a second at update,

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<v Speaker 1>just emailed the show and we will call the person

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<v Speaker 1>who didn't call you back. Two point five