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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: Elvis Presents show. This time, I am not agreeing with

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Speaker 1: Garrett at all. I usually agree with Garrett. At this time,

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure there's a show called Impostors that I

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Speaker 1: actually talked about on air a long time ago. The

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Speaker 1: first season is brilliant originally, so funny and so cleverly written.

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Speaker 1: The second season is good, not as good as the first.

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Speaker 1: But there's a third season on the way I think

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Speaker 1: were it's on whatever, Um, you gotta wait till it

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Speaker 1: gets the Netflix. Garrett and I are arguing because Garrett's

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Speaker 1: telling Nate, who just started watching it, it's not that great. Well,

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Speaker 1: Nate and I agreed on the zac Efron ted Bundy,

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Speaker 1: Oh god, that was a piece of crap. It was

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Speaker 1: so much the trailer for it and it looked like

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Speaker 1: a piece of crap, so I didn't I didn't push play.

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Speaker 1: Now I know people, zac Efron was very good as

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Speaker 1: Ted Bundy in it, but it could you could understand

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Speaker 1: why other movie studios didn't pick it up to put

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Speaker 1: it in a movie theater and Netflix picked it up.

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Speaker 1: The plot it was so disjointed you started watching it

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Speaker 1: and then they flashed back, and then they flashed forward.

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Speaker 1: They don't explain what what happens next. I was so confused.

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Speaker 1: And I knew the story of Ted Bunny because I

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Speaker 1: actually watched the documentary that told the story. Yeah, like

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Speaker 1: that didn't even happen. He's not supposed to be there.

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Speaker 1: Where are we? I didn't even know it was Ed

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Speaker 1: Bundy at one point, and I fell asleep watching it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's because when you're fal asleep watching a serial killer

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Speaker 1: and then you know the story of But I don't

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Speaker 1: feel Ted Bundy got as naked as zac Efron did

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Speaker 1: in the movie itself. That part was okay though, that's fine,

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Speaker 1: of course it was I think I have something for

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Speaker 1: every bo. Yeah, and that was that was my big beef.

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Speaker 1: Is it okay? It's getting a little long, and Dragon

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Speaker 1: show his ass like that's what they did to jazz

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Speaker 1: it up? Shut up. I will say he's very attractive man,

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Speaker 1: He's quite handsome. A lot of these serial killers were hot. Uh,

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Speaker 1: what was the guy from Robert Chambers. He wasn't a

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Speaker 1: serial killer, but he was hot. That's how he got

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Speaker 1: the girl to go to the park with him. That's true.

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Speaker 1: Sam's not a track now send a Sam and John

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Speaker 1: Wayne Gacy, not a track. Jack the Ripper five, he

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Speaker 1: was a five. They don't even know who Jack. You

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Speaker 1: had to get hookers. Now they did, they're saying they

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Speaker 1: do not. He would not. You would have killed women,

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Speaker 1: women of one hookies. I don't want to say this

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Speaker 1: the wrong light and offend anybody. The Jack the Ripper

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Speaker 1: fan club is other arms right now. That's one of

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Speaker 1: the best tours when you go in to the UK.

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Speaker 1: Was Jack the Ripper. I don't see now you tell

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Speaker 1: the story before, but you probably got Did I tell

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Speaker 1: them this? I got a great tour guide. I think

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Speaker 1: I to tell them this podcast Jack the Ripper tour.

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Speaker 1: All right, now we're going over here. Well he hasn't

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Speaker 1: anyway car cuts open. Let's walk over here. This right here,

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Speaker 1: this way he killed his third victim. It's a bar.

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Speaker 1: Now we can't go in there. They don't want the

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Speaker 1: tours in. But imagine, if you will, that was an alleyway.

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Speaker 1: He caught our guts open, let's walk went We were

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Speaker 1: allowed to go on the bar, all right, so that

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Speaker 1: was pretty cool, and they went more. They didn't just

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Speaker 1: say the person got their guts killed here, but there

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Speaker 1: was also a fight, A fist fight happened with our

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Speaker 1: tour guy. There was a drunk guy who There was

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Speaker 1: a drunk guy who came up to our tour and

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Speaker 1: felt down the sidewalk. It was fair, I didn't The

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Speaker 1: cuts were splayed away. Bring the kids closer, crime scene,

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Speaker 1: the plane. They explain what happened and where it happened,

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Speaker 1: and they I mean, if you have a good tour

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Speaker 1: guy there. He has a famous name. He was Jack

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Speaker 1: the Ripper. What if it was any other Joe Schmode, Hey,

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Speaker 1: this guy got a jail lash would all the places

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Speaker 1: he murdered. Who in this room would take a tour

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Speaker 1: in the places when they killed someone there would be

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Speaker 1: there would be no tour. He never killed. Let me

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Speaker 1: put in this perspective scary. So let's say you and

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Speaker 1: You're gonna tell me. Would be? I know? I went

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Speaker 1: here's what he should have said. Right here, this is

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Speaker 1: an underground city. There were stores here, and here's what

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Speaker 1: he should have said. It's a basement. Yeah, it's a basement,

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Speaker 1: you guys have all traveled, what's been the biggest disappointment

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Speaker 1: traveling somewhere? I'll tell you Mine Stonehenge. It's a bunch

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Speaker 1: they had a couple of like wedges and they pushed

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Speaker 1: them up and that rockets. Science. It's fucking rocks in

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Speaker 1: Stoneheges is disappointing. It rocks just a big hole. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: similar Niagara Falls. About that, I'm just watching. Tell you,

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Speaker 1: first of all, maybe it would have been benefited, would

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Speaker 1: great big, I must, I must, I must. Everyone knows

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Speaker 1: If you're going to Niagara Falls? Okay, which side you

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Speaker 1: pretty and the New York side is just So. The

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Speaker 1: topic is where did you go on vacation? That was disappointing?

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Speaker 1: biggest disappointment when it comes to like attractions, I said Stonehean.

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Speaker 1: Grand Canyon. Yeah, I did too, because it was boring,

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Speaker 1: said Niagara Falls. But I've heard over the years, Elvis,

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Speaker 1: you've discussed the road to Hannah. Is that being a

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Speaker 1: Is that something that's interesting. The Road to Hannah is

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Speaker 1: a little too broody. Almost went to prison. I did

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Speaker 1: to Hannah is beautiful. It's beautiful, stunningly beautiful for the

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Speaker 1: told that story, I crashed into a state bridge. I

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Speaker 1: And they said which bridge digit, I don't know. It's

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Speaker 1: of them now for damage. So they took me. They

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Speaker 1: the Eiffel Tower. Why what are you gonna do with that?

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Speaker 1: There are pictures of the Eiffel Tower online. There are

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Speaker 1: people taking pictures of all these things that they're great,

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Speaker 1: but you're not in the picture, and it's not unique

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Speaker 1: up the Leaning Tower of Peace. Yes, but I don't

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Speaker 1: want a picture of just the Leaning Tower Instagram. I

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Speaker 1: was in an instagram. The guy was mooning everywhere he

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Speaker 1: like the Eiffel Tower. That's a good one. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: Bridge in London. That's one of my favorite things in

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Speaker 1: want to see a fucking bridge. Let's go with you

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Speaker 1: this is one of the most amazing things have every's amazing.

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Speaker 1: It's just so beautiful and a piece of history. You

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Speaker 1: know what's housed in Tower Bridge? Yeah, the oh my gosh,

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Speaker 1: brain fart. I don't know. It's under World Jewelry, I

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Speaker 1: think so. I didn't know that he's Tower Bridge, the

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Speaker 1: one from the Song Bridge. Now that's a different one.

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Speaker 1: That one's in Arizona. Yeah, that one's London Bridge. Tower

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Speaker 1: Bridge is like it's blue and I'm gonna I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It's like it's like

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Speaker 1: Like you go to a baseball Hall of Fame, you

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Speaker 1: see the plaques of who is inaugura, you who's elected

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Speaker 1: into the hall, of Fame. There's no like plaques of everybody,

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Speaker 1: so you don't even know who's in it. And then

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Speaker 1: the things in there, and it's just like, oh, the

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Speaker 1: souvenirs on the wall. That's what it's like. Hard. It's

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Speaker 1: like a Hollywood. That's where it's like, yeah, have you

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Speaker 1: been you know what? I've never been to the Rock

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Speaker 1: and Roll. The picture used to be you standing outside

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Speaker 1: your Instagram picture, your your Twitter picture used to be

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Speaker 1: you standing outside the Rock Hall of Fame with your

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Speaker 1: finger on. No, that was the louver. It looks like

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Speaker 1: the pyramid. Pyramid. They'll look the same after a while.

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Speaker 1: The Tower of London is where the Crown Jewels are,

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Speaker 1: but the town of London's right over there. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: in that area, in the same Tower of London, over

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Speaker 1: there by the Tower Bridge where they put the heads

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Speaker 1: and shut the beads and stuck them there. I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I'm getting confused. Sorry, I'm getting my towers mixed up. Happens.

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Speaker 1: Please don't send a postcard. May Proba used to say

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Speaker 1: that the old days, oh we got your postcards complaining

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Speaker 1: about what we said them up? Is that someone sent up?

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Speaker 1: Do you ever see postcards in these touristy places? Do

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Speaker 1: you buy and what do you do with them? My

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Speaker 1: sister always buys them for the exact reason you just said.

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Speaker 1: She wants the good picture of something versus the shitty

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Speaker 1: I'm here, you're probably gonna get this, but about probably

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Speaker 1: When it comes to traveling, I just don't like to

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Speaker 1: do the stuff that's in the guide books. I'd rather

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Speaker 1: just go walk around and get lost in some some

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Speaker 1: street in the back. That's a good thing in the wall.

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Speaker 1: Ask the locals, like what would you do on your night?

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Speaker 1: And then they give you something fun? Right, or you

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Speaker 1: lose a kidney? Okay, So if you're going to go

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Speaker 1: to uh Niagara Falls, you should see both sides. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it's like, I'm up for it. But you know, have

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Speaker 1: you've heard about like the pyramids in Egypt by the way,

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Speaker 1: that you don't see the picture of what's across the street.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's right across the street from Wendy's or something. No,

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Speaker 1: it's all tourist shops. It's but you don't see those

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Speaker 1: in the pictures across from the Sphinx food to the Pyramids. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: then it's not Grego. That's what I'm saying. Niagara Falls,

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Speaker 1: it's right there. It's a beautiful in the Canadians side.

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Speaker 1: On on the American side, it's very American, really really is.

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Speaker 1: I was so disappointed in it, But now I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: go to the Canadians. How did you go to Naga

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Speaker 1: Falls and not look up? Where do I go? I

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Speaker 1: never not? You scary, like I don' understand. I want

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Speaker 1: you from across the way. We did the Meet of

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Speaker 1: the missed too, but I did the land. Don't you

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Speaker 1: get so wet? And we saw this slag tites and

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Speaker 1: slag mites or whatever, and I'm like, I don't get it.

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Speaker 1: That was a terrible That's a Corroy ship from the

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Speaker 1: There's a pizza across on the pyramids right there. The

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Speaker 1: pictures of the pizzas triangle shaped that it looks like

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Speaker 1: a big old slice of pizza. That looks like the

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Speaker 1: place in Vegas with the casino. The fifteen Minute Morning

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