WEBVTT - The Skydiving Rookie

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap Garrett. Yeah, Garrett

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<v Speaker 2>has the fun. Hi Garrett, how's your phone tap about?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>So Damon wants to play a phone tap on his

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<v Speaker 3>girlfriend Gina. Now, Damon is an extreme sport guy. He

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<v Speaker 3>loves skydiving, mountain climbing, ATVing, on and on and on.

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<v Speaker 3>Gina usually sits on the sidelines and waits for him to,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, do his thing. But Gina said, you know what,

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<v Speaker 3>I will skydive with you for the very first time.

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<v Speaker 3>So she's a little nervous, of course, and Damon said,

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<v Speaker 3>you know what, perfect time to play a phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm gonna call Gina from the skydiving place to

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<v Speaker 3>make sure everything's cool.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we'll see what happens. Yeah, he's Garrett's phone tap.

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<v Speaker 2>Lets listen it. Well, Hey, Gina, what's up. My name

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<v Speaker 2>is Bob Pittman.

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<v Speaker 3>I work over at the air drop location that you

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<v Speaker 3>guys are okay, Hi, Well, we are super excited to

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<v Speaker 3>have you this weekend with you and your husband.

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<v Speaker 2>Correct.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's gonna be awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>Great.

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<v Speaker 3>Make sure you get here a little bit early and

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<v Speaker 3>we go through a walk through class. We get you

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<v Speaker 3>fitted for the proper gear, get you the right back packs.

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<v Speaker 1>And uh, that'd be great. Yeah, sure, definitely. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>little back but I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna do this. So this is your first time, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>yeah it is.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been just such a wreck about it.

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<v Speaker 3>So hey, hold on one second, I'm just getting called

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<v Speaker 3>over here in the office.

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<v Speaker 2>Just be patient with me. I really appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Tony.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, I haven't even jumped out of a plane myself,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm jumping out with someone. Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, no, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Said you said I could jump down someone that jumped

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<v Speaker 3>out before.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, she's gonna kill me. She is

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<v Speaker 2>going to kill me.

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<v Speaker 1>My god.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, hello, I'm just gonna go for it, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>don't worry, all right, don't worry about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I just heard your whole conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>I've just been talking to you.

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<v Speaker 1>You've never jumped.

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<v Speaker 3>Out of a plane.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you that.

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<v Speaker 1>I just heard your conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>You're saying that when I put you on hold, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't put you on hold.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard everything.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on, let me just test that.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on. No, you're not going to test anything.

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<v Speaker 2>If you heard me. What did I just say? Repeat?

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<v Speaker 1>You more for what you ask I asked, la, la, whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't give up. I need to speak to your

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<v Speaker 1>manager right now. This is unacceptable. I paid good money

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<v Speaker 1>for this. I promise my husband I would do this,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm not going to trust you. I need to

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<v Speaker 1>speak to your manager immediately.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, can we just sidebar for a second. I'm new here,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I'm in college. I really need this job.

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<v Speaker 1>No do I care?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I can't get fired.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, wear protection with the parachutes will be safe.

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<v Speaker 1>No, No, I am not getting on the plane. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not getting on this plane. I am not getting on

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<v Speaker 1>this plane, and we're going to get our money back.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that clear? I'm done. This is perfect because she's

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<v Speaker 1>been most of my bones about this, and I've been

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get it through.

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<v Speaker 2>This is exactly what me right now. Let that go

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<v Speaker 2>to voicemail. We will call her right back, and you

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<v Speaker 2>can push your button somehow.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, absolute, we do. Hello. Well, I just spoke

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<v Speaker 1>to the dumbasses over at the sky diving place. The

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<v Speaker 1>guy that we're supposed to jump with has never even

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<v Speaker 1>done it before. What are you thinking? Are you my

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<v Speaker 1>life on the line. You don't even talk to anybody

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<v Speaker 1>in this com We were gonna be the same, We're

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<v Speaker 1>going to go through all. You have not given me

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<v Speaker 1>any rest about this, and I'm finally doing this and

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna put my life on the line. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to whip your eyeballs out. Damon, You're putting my

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<v Speaker 1>life on the damn line here because you are an

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<v Speaker 1>idiot and you can't even check your business to make

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<v Speaker 1>sure that we were going to be a.

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<v Speaker 2>Shamed Tina, calm down?

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<v Speaker 1>Who who's who are you?

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<v Speaker 2>My name's Garf from Elvis during in the Morning show, and.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you saying? I am not done with you?

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<v Speaker 1>If you know your hats for the don't forbear me.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>This phone tap was pre recorded with permission granted by

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<v Speaker 1>all participates. The Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis

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<v Speaker 1>Duran in the Morning Show