WEBVTT - "The Bible" Part 2 feat. Cat Cohen (RE-RELEASE) 0:00:00.440 --> 0:00:05.560 Celebrity Diva. I feel obese right now. 0:00:07.560 --> 0:00:10.440 I'm so stuffed from all the holiday parties and all 0:00:10.520 --> 0:00:13.640 the duck I've been eating around my Christmas table with 0:00:13.680 --> 0:00:16.160 my good friend's family, loved ones, and colleagues. 0:00:16.840 --> 0:00:19.760 I'm also so freaking annoyed my family. My mom won't 0:00:19.800 --> 0:00:21.279 shut the f up. 0:00:21.520 --> 0:00:23.920 There's nothing worse than the week between Christmas and New 0:00:24.000 --> 0:00:26.040 Year's Sorry, does anything happen in this week? 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:30.920 Okay? I just put on fleece and watch reruns of Reba. Sorry. 0:00:30.960 --> 0:00:32.600 If I was a world leader, this is when I 0:00:32.600 --> 0:00:36.720 went to all my invasions because no one's paying attention. 0:00:38.040 --> 0:00:43.720 Anyway, Christmas Diva, Look, we're gonna rerun part two of 0:00:43.760 --> 0:00:45.479 our Bible episode. 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:51.559 Because this season is about once again celebrating His wisdom, generosity, beauty, 0:00:51.640 --> 0:00:52.560 and kindness. 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:55.960 And we want you to go into the new year 0:00:56.080 --> 0:00:59.200 with a new direction paved by him. 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:02.960 So glory Beat to the King up on high as 0:01:03.040 --> 0:01:04.280 you tuck in. 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:10.040 What awesome R and listen to Bible episode Franks on deck. 0:01:10.560 --> 0:01:14.600 This is the Bible Part two featuring CaCO and Amen. 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:18.360 Who's that knocking at the door. 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:21.479 It's all your friends, you filthy horse. Your husband's gone, 0:01:21.520 --> 0:01:24.000 and you've got books and a bottle of wine to kill. 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:27.080 It's Hollywood, it's books, it's gossip. 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:35.199 I'm shook its memoirst Celebrity Book Club read it while 0:01:35.240 --> 0:01:35.720 it's hot. 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:41.919 Celebrity Book Club, tell your secrets. We won't talk celebrity books. 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:44.080 No boys are a loud. 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:49.560 Celet bo say it loud and cloud Celebrity Book Club. 0:01:50.040 --> 0:01:53.880 Buzz me in. I brought the queer voe. Hey friend, 0:01:55.200 --> 0:01:58.120 my sister in Christ, How are you. 0:01:57.640 --> 0:02:01.240 My beautiful brother in christiandom it is so gorgeous you. 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:02.800 I had the longest day. I was in the Sea 0:02:02.840 --> 0:02:06.040 of Galilee for like six hours. There was in soon 0:02:06.160 --> 0:02:09.040 traffic at the port. It's trying to doc you know 0:02:09.080 --> 0:02:09.639 how it is. 0:02:09.919 --> 0:02:14.040 Oh girl, I'm with some goats. Okay, they all had leprosy. 0:02:14.720 --> 0:02:16.800 But funny thing happened. 0:02:16.800 --> 0:02:18.799 Oh let me guess they didn't even want to be healed. 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:22.359 Oh no, they all just want to walk around Jerusalem 0:02:22.520 --> 0:02:23.600 covered in leprosy. 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:26.519 Right, I'm like, your limbs are falling off. Just accept 0:02:26.560 --> 0:02:29.040 Christ into your heart. People are insane these days. 0:02:29.480 --> 0:02:32.000 But finally I had some wine. It was water, but 0:02:32.480 --> 0:02:35.600 this like really hot guy came up and like changed 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:39.920 it for me. This is so crazy. We have one 0:02:39.960 --> 0:02:42.680 of the strongest sisters in faith joining us today. 0:02:43.040 --> 0:02:48.160 Yeah, one of my favorite, favorite favorite disciples from Sunday School, 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:51.639 Saturday School, all the schools. Really, she's a lover, she's 0:02:51.680 --> 0:02:55.799 a fighter, she's a friend, she's running for governor. 0:02:56.040 --> 0:02:59.320 She is she's a family woman. Oh and by the way, 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:01.919 to our listeners, yes, this is our what we're calling 0:03:01.960 --> 0:03:07.080 now our annual Bible episode, and we are doing the 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:09.200 Second Testament and were. 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:16.680 Sorry, sorry, the Second Testament colloquially known as the Bible 0:03:16.720 --> 0:03:19.360 Part two. And we have one of our favorite Christians 0:03:19.400 --> 0:03:22.720 here with us. You can hear her that gorgeous, sumptuous 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:25.519 many people say, French voice coming into the microphone. 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:31.119 You know her from her faithful special on the pics. 0:03:32.120 --> 0:03:36.360 Of called the Twist Dot Dot Dot. She's gorgeous. It's 0:03:36.400 --> 0:03:39.720 actually the twist dot dot question mark. She's gorgeous. Ladies 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:45.240 and gentlemen, Cat Cohen, Catherine, o. 0:03:43.920 --> 0:03:48.880 Oh, I am feeling the power of gratitude. I am 0:03:49.120 --> 0:03:52.480 feeling the heart of Jesus, and I feel like He 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:54.640 is filling me up through both of you, and I 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:57.280 feel so full with Jesus is filling. 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:01.360 It's so uncanny the way it comes out of you, 0:04:01.440 --> 0:04:03.960 like so realistically, you know what I mean, Like, I 0:04:04.040 --> 0:04:07.520 feel like I can feel the sexuality and the repression 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:10.000 and then the re unrepressed sexuality coming back. 0:04:10.360 --> 0:04:13.680 I don't know anyone who embodies Christ more than you. 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:16.240 I try and live in his image. And that is 0:04:16.400 --> 0:04:18.840 a hymn. And that is a guy, a white guy 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:22.880 with a beard with long hair, long hair, looks like 0:04:22.880 --> 0:04:26.279 a member of Fleet Foxes. That is what he capital 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:28.360 h looks like. And I don't want to hear otherwise. 0:04:29.040 --> 0:04:32.080 And he can fill me up any day of the week. 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:36.880 I love my God. He's awesome, Our God is You're 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:37.920 an awesome God. 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:42.880 He reigns from heaven. Number of with is umbella and 0:04:43.120 --> 0:04:43.920 love them. 0:04:44.200 --> 0:04:47.840 So let's get into a cat cat you obviously you 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:49.320 have a background in this world. 0:04:49.680 --> 0:04:51.800 Well it's really twisted because I'm you know, my last 0:04:51.880 --> 0:04:55.720 name's Cohen. I am half Jewish, but growing up in Texas, 0:04:56.080 --> 0:04:59.719 I ended up going to Evangelical church and then camp 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:04.040 in Arkansas, camp called Camp Ozark, the incomparable Camp Ozark, 0:05:04.040 --> 0:05:06.240 where you were encouraged to la la la la, live 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:10.920 out loud in Christ's image. It destroyed my brain. It ruined, 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:13.240 it ruins lives. It's the most twisted. 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:14.360 Place, so scary. 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:17.440 How did you come upon Camp Ozark? Was it like 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:21.000 a hot fellow popular girl was like you gotta come 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:21.560 this summer. 0:05:21.880 --> 0:05:23.520 Yeah, it was cool. Like in my high school, it 0:05:23.560 --> 0:05:25.080 was like a cool place to go. It's like, we're 0:05:25.120 --> 0:05:27.160 going to Ozark and like my church, I like a 0:05:27.200 --> 0:05:28.799 lot of people, A lot of kids went to Ozark. 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:31.720 It was like I was a fifth Session. A lot 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:35.119 of Houston kids did Fifth Session and I was actually 0:05:35.160 --> 0:05:38.240 an osage, which is like about the sexier tribe, and 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:40.320 it was all about Fifth Session. And there was like 0:05:40.360 --> 0:05:43.760 always a theme song and the main one I remember 0:05:43.800 --> 0:05:46.320 is La La La La, Live out Loud And is 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:49.240 it co ed? Yeah? It is extremely co ed. And 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:51.960 every night you have divo, which is devotional in your 0:05:51.960 --> 0:05:54.280 cabin where you all say with your Bibles and everyone 0:05:54.320 --> 0:05:55.760 like you like have to cry or it's like not 0:05:55.800 --> 0:05:56.640 a good divo. 0:05:56.960 --> 0:06:00.520 Like everyone is like you're silent all reading your DeVos 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:02.080 or do you read aloud to each other? 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:04.600 You were reading you like read a verse and you 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:07.720 talk it through. I remember one night sobbing on the 0:06:07.720 --> 0:06:10.800 steps of my cabin with this friend of mine because 0:06:10.800 --> 0:06:14.120 we were so worried about how our our Jewish friends, 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:15.960 our Jewish friends and family were all going to Hell 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:17.080 and we were really sad about that. 0:06:17.120 --> 0:06:24.599 We were just right into the Second Testament. I was like, Okay, 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:27.839 this is so Kanye, Like the whole Second Testament is 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:30.159 like yeah. And then the Jews did. 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:34.000 This basically also like the second I went to college 0:06:34.000 --> 0:06:35.800 and wasn't around these people, I was like, oh wait, 0:06:35.880 --> 0:06:37.640 I don't want to do this anymore, and was somehow 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:40.000 Marocans able to like fully snap out of it. But 0:06:40.680 --> 0:06:42.920 I was telling thee before we started recording that it 0:06:43.000 --> 0:06:46.359 was very cool to like memorize long Bible verses and 0:06:46.400 --> 0:06:49.240 like have them to say to people like And I 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:51.240 texted a friend of mine who I'm s so very 0:06:51.240 --> 0:06:53.320 close with, who was also part of the church, and 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:55.080 she sent me. I was like, send me the verses 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:56.920 you remember, and it was And so I have some 0:06:57.040 --> 0:06:57.880 queued up for y'all. 0:06:58.120 --> 0:06:59.760 Let's do it. Let's get into it. 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:02.760 There'd be people at Ozark where you'd just be like like, hey, 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:05.960 Brandon Luke three eleven, and he would just like say it, 0:07:05.960 --> 0:07:07.400 and they'd be like a party trick. 0:07:08.080 --> 0:07:10.560 It would be more like I can't talk to Brandon 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:12.720 because he's making me feel impure and I and you 0:07:12.720 --> 0:07:14.400 had to wear a one piece of bathing suit. 0:07:15.360 --> 0:07:17.600 Even underclothes, like while you're sleeping. 0:07:18.040 --> 0:07:19.600 Well, the thing to wear was that you'd wear a 0:07:19.600 --> 0:07:22.240 sports bra underneath a one piece bathing suit. And then 0:07:22.280 --> 0:07:25.200 girls would get in trouble if their shorts dipped below 0:07:25.360 --> 0:07:27.280 like the hip part, and it was called hipskin, and 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:28.560 they'd be like, no, hipskin. 0:07:28.280 --> 0:07:34.559 Girls, hipskin to it. 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I remember once I had a crush 0:08:12.480 --> 0:08:15.000 on this boy. Yeah, I know, I had I had 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:16.600 a crush on this boy once who wore this like 0:08:16.680 --> 0:08:21.840 Maroon Arkansas hot Go razorbacks and what I I Literally 0:08:21.880 --> 0:08:23.560 it was like a movie I watched in real time. 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:24.960 My friend tell him I'd have crushed on him, and 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:26.880 I watched him and his friends all start pointing at 0:08:26.880 --> 0:08:30.360 me and laughing. Oh that's why I do stand up calmed. 0:08:30.440 --> 0:08:33.400 Wait, wait, that's so the Taylor Swift song like have 0:08:33.520 --> 0:08:35.400 you ever like kissed somebody in a crowded room and 0:08:35.480 --> 0:08:36.720 everyone was like laughing. 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:38.559 You except no one started clapping? 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:45.959 Wait wait and then just but were there? Like were 0:08:46.000 --> 0:08:47.760 there was like the sluttiest girl at church camp in 0:08:47.800 --> 0:08:50.079 the sluttiest guy, Like was there an insanely impure hand 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:52.079 jop happening underneath the rectory or whatever? 0:08:52.840 --> 0:08:56.000 This this camp was so twisted that like the coolest 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:59.320 girl was like the most pure and like had a boyfriend, 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:01.600 but they didn't care and they woudn't kiss until they're married. 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:02.559 Wow. 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:04.400 And a lot of these a lot of these camp 0:09:04.480 --> 0:09:07.240 couples that we looked up to, it was so clear 0:09:07.280 --> 0:09:10.920 they're now in retrospect that both sides are so closeted. Yeah, 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:12.560 and that's why they that's why they could That's why 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:15.200 they could obey. Yeah, right, like I want nothing to 0:09:15.240 --> 0:09:15.760 do with you. 0:09:16.400 --> 0:09:19.360 The guy has like an eight pack in like is 0:09:19.480 --> 0:09:22.040 showing so much chip skin and is just like I 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:26.160 have no Yes, of course I would love to kiss Kayley, 0:09:26.679 --> 0:09:30.920 but I won't. And it's like you're in Chelsea now 0:09:30.960 --> 0:09:31.920 absolutely just. 0:09:31.920 --> 0:09:33.960 Well you were just like me and my fiance both 0:09:34.040 --> 0:09:36.959 love musicals. We're actually both auditioning right now. 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:38.400 Yeah, exact. 0:09:39.400 --> 0:09:40.880 Okay, so wait, what's your favorite verse? 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:44.079 I mean, yeah, this is Ephesians, which is kind of 0:09:44.160 --> 0:09:47.480 like Alts which is chic for by grace, you have 0:09:47.559 --> 0:09:50.320 been saved through faith, and this is not your own doing. 0:09:50.400 --> 0:09:53.840 It is the gift of God. Ephesians two eight interesting 0:09:54.520 --> 0:09:57.640 and the classic one. Another classic one is Philippians four thirteen. 0:09:57.720 --> 0:09:59.880 I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me. 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:03.199 Okay, so these are kind of like classic Girl Boss 0:10:03.200 --> 0:10:05.160 ones where it's just like, hell, yes, bitch. 0:10:05.160 --> 0:10:07.560 I can just totally Yeah. 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:10.120 The New Testament to me was much where it is 0:10:10.200 --> 0:10:12.760 very Kardashians in this way, because it is very just 0:10:12.840 --> 0:10:17.000 like he shall who have give bread, will not eat 0:10:17.160 --> 0:10:20.880 the bread until we all rise in the name of Christ. 0:10:20.920 --> 0:10:24.040 And it's like basically, don't eat carbs until like you 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:26.800 become like holy in his It's. 0:10:26.720 --> 0:10:29.400 Very it's very tech talk like to me. So for 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:31.719 those of you who don't know, the Second Testament as 0:10:31.760 --> 0:10:34.520 we call it, is kind of like it's kind of 0:10:34.559 --> 0:10:36.840 the season too. It's kind of like the Old Testament 0:10:36.880 --> 0:10:39.320 is very like the Jews like in their whole story 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:42.520 and then they were like, actually the Jews are over 0:10:42.760 --> 0:10:45.800 and like Jesus is God now, and so here's this 0:10:45.880 --> 0:10:48.040 like story about him and like how he's amazing and 0:10:48.080 --> 0:10:51.920 how he just like was the original like teTeX speaker 0:10:51.960 --> 0:10:56.240 and went around doing these teTeX talks like around like Jordan. 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:58.360 And it's so Nixium the whole thing. 0:10:58.440 --> 0:11:01.880 It really, it's like, yeah, the around girls time to 0:11:01.880 --> 0:11:02.960 get branded. 0:11:02.520 --> 0:11:04.959 And I guess I'm just like okay, so there's nothing 0:11:04.960 --> 0:11:08.000 else to do, and like your boat is docked at 0:11:08.040 --> 0:11:09.760 like the port of Galilee, and you're like, well, this 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:12.040 random guy with long hair is talking. I guess I'll 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:14.679 go listen because what else am I doing? Like no 0:11:14.679 --> 0:11:18.960 one has a phone, so it's just like, yeah, he 0:11:19.120 --> 0:11:21.200 was kind of the only game in town. But then 0:11:21.240 --> 0:11:23.520 it's just like so much of it that he's spouting 0:11:23.720 --> 0:11:25.840 is like, you know, and not to poke holes in 0:11:25.920 --> 0:11:27.320 the Bible because I would never. 0:11:27.360 --> 0:11:31.920 Because it is and it makes sense. It is really 0:11:31.920 --> 0:11:33.280 aged well, hasn't it. 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:37.440 It's just very like this is kind of general acid advice, 0:11:37.679 --> 0:11:41.160 just being like do unto others, like things will go 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:44.840 well if you believe in yourself, and just like good luck. 0:11:45.120 --> 0:11:47.480 It's very love is patient, love is kind, whereas old 0:11:47.559 --> 0:11:50.079 husband's very like put blood over your door, like take 0:11:50.120 --> 0:11:51.000 a lamb penis. 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:55.480 Yes, everyone's always like raped. And then there's nine sheep 0:11:55.520 --> 0:11:58.680 and they're boarding ship and this is just like and 0:11:59.040 --> 0:12:02.240 there was a blind man and when Jesus, okay, this 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:04.320 part is insane to me. There's like a blind man. 0:12:04.480 --> 0:12:08.080 Jesus takes clay, puts it on the blind man's eyes 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:11.120 and fixes his sight. It's the first lasik. 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:20.360 Lasic was originally Clay, I mean. And then all of it, 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:22.679 you're just like, also, they're just they run through stuff 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:25.559 so quickly, so like yeah, then he cured a lunatic 0:12:25.720 --> 0:12:28.440 and someone with palsy, and it's just like they're not 0:12:28.480 --> 0:12:31.920 even really explaining, and so I'm like, next, I do 0:12:31.960 --> 0:12:34.400 feel like it's like you know there's many explanations, but 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:36.680 it's like I feel like there's a lot of Munchausen's 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:39.520 going on in the levant at this time. It's very 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:44.120 just everyone's walking around being like, oh my god, I'm 0:12:44.160 --> 0:12:47.480 so I've been I've had a tommy ache for eight days. 0:12:47.720 --> 0:12:50.200 And then Jesus is just like, m here's some clay, 0:12:50.240 --> 0:12:51.160 and they're like, wow, I'm better. 0:12:52.400 --> 0:12:54.960 No. I was like I get that, Like God was 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:57.000 like Jesus is my son, blah blah blah, and that 0:12:57.080 --> 0:12:59.920 whole thing explained. And then oh, with that, I believe 0:13:01.040 --> 0:13:04.400 totally totally. But then I'm a little like, so he 0:13:04.440 --> 0:13:07.319 has so many powers, I need like a little more 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:12.640 if you can kind of explain like background, Oh. 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:17.320 I don't really remember. I mean I really blacked out 0:13:17.320 --> 0:13:19.079 like those years for the most part, hence me having 0:13:19.120 --> 0:13:21.680 to text my friend. But I know everyone was very 0:13:21.679 --> 0:13:24.320 obsessed with the Holy Trinity and with understanding that like 0:13:24.800 --> 0:13:28.520 God is one and like they are all things through 0:13:28.600 --> 0:13:31.320 Him who strengthens me. I remember one time being I 0:13:31.320 --> 0:13:34.320 was on this Christian ski trip and I was like 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:37.080 I wasn't feeling moved and I wanted to feel moved, 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:39.120 so I like we were singing this song, and then 0:13:39.120 --> 0:13:41.720 I was like I have some very visceral memory of 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:43.920 like looking up and being like, wow, if that light 0:13:43.960 --> 0:13:46.439 turned into God's face, I'd probably cry. Right now, that's 0:13:46.440 --> 0:13:46.960 pretty cool. 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:48.480 Did you say no? 0:13:48.600 --> 0:13:49.640 Just like in my head? I was like wow, I 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:50.680 mean I must really believe. 0:13:50.920 --> 0:13:53.320 Wait, so you were looking for like for what we 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:57.400 call the physical signs. You were being like mmm, actually 0:13:57.520 --> 0:14:00.000 like that guy looks like Jesus, or just like I'm 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:01.680 seeing across right now like in a shadow. 0:14:02.000 --> 0:14:03.640 I kept just being like I don't feel these things 0:14:03.679 --> 0:14:06.960 everyone's talking about, Like how can I construct it? 0:14:08.040 --> 0:14:10.360 We're girls on the ski trip and I can't like 0:14:10.760 --> 0:14:14.160 coming back to like in the you know, bunk bed 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:18.480 being like y'all like literally like Jesus, God came to 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:20.600 me like on the slope, and I did. 0:14:21.480 --> 0:14:24.000 Like today like God witnessed to me on the slope, 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:27.040 like I totally saw him. I saw through nature's beauty. 0:14:27.080 --> 0:14:29.560 I was seeing him. But then also like our favorite 0:14:29.600 --> 0:14:31.440 game quote unquote game to play at night was that 0:14:31.440 --> 0:14:33.560 we'd obvious sleeping in these big rooms like in bunk beds, 0:14:33.680 --> 0:14:36.760 and our favorite game was just to like start making 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:38.640 sex noises and see if anyone knew who it was, 0:14:38.920 --> 0:14:45.640 so I'm like, there was also that a bunch of 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:46.920 virgins moaning. 0:14:46.560 --> 0:14:50.920 And that is actually like the most high school game 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:53.240 I can say where it's just like you're all such 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:57.360 virgins and you're being like, wait no, like sex okay, 0:14:57.560 --> 0:15:02.360 sex noise competition. Okay. I want to bring up this 0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:05.240 line because I was a little confused by it. Matthew 0:15:05.280 --> 0:15:08.480 eleven sixteen, If we may. 0:15:08.640 --> 0:15:10.320 You know, I really I told you, guys, I wish 0:15:10.360 --> 0:15:12.640 I had my high school Bible which was hot, pink 0:15:12.640 --> 0:15:14.040 and black, and said my name. 0:15:14.440 --> 0:15:17.800 I love how slutty hot topic that is. Yeah, like 0:15:17.920 --> 0:15:20.720 the Bible itself, like the cover or your highlighter was 0:15:20.840 --> 0:15:21.760 like pink. 0:15:21.560 --> 0:15:23.320 No, the cover, the cover it was the Bible was 0:15:23.320 --> 0:15:25.320 actually I get you, guys. Love this a gift from 0:15:25.320 --> 0:15:29.640 my eighth grade graduation from River Rokes Baptist School and 0:15:29.640 --> 0:15:31.160 they give me a slutty pink Bible. 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:34.320 Oh wow, wait like the cover because girls get a 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:35.120 pink Bible. 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:37.800 Yeah, I'm boys got blue because gender right. 0:15:38.080 --> 0:15:41.160 And if a man hath unto him a woman and 0:15:41.200 --> 0:15:45.200 she doth commit adultery, you shall take her eye out. 0:15:45.520 --> 0:15:49.520 Do not test your husband. You are on a treadmill 0:15:50.240 --> 0:15:53.240 towards Jesus, with him side by side at all times. 0:15:53.640 --> 0:15:56.120 I was surprised that at some point they say like 0:15:57.080 --> 0:16:02.240 they're like, okay, divorce is all, but also like not encouraged. 0:16:02.440 --> 0:16:06.120 They kind of well, from what I was understanding on Wikipedia, 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:08.560 which is some would say the modern Bible, it was 0:16:08.640 --> 0:16:10.560 kind of saying like New test was being a little 0:16:10.560 --> 0:16:14.440 bit more like, listen, we know that people are doing divorce, 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:15.240 and they. 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:18.080 Are doing a lot of couples are open, Like if 0:16:18.080 --> 0:16:21.160 you open, that's kind of happening now. 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:23.880 So we're gonna kind of turn all of the like 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:26.320 you know, you can only eat a goat with three 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:28.920 toes or whatever thing into like a little bit more 0:16:28.920 --> 0:16:32.200 of like metaphor vibes, and everything's being like a little 0:16:32.240 --> 0:16:34.720 bit more of just like Jesus is kind of speaking 0:16:34.760 --> 0:16:37.200 broadly and just being like and if you feel that 0:16:37.200 --> 0:16:39.520 that's wrong, like that that's wrong. But ultimately his love 0:16:39.560 --> 0:16:41.680 is light, and my stone is bread and bread it's water, 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:43.120 but water is you, and I have to go. 0:16:44.320 --> 0:16:44.880 I have to. 0:16:46.920 --> 0:16:49.200 Oh wait, God, there's a there's a passion that spoke 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:51.800 to me as a girl boss, if I may so, 0:16:51.840 --> 0:16:55.960 it's John sixteen twenty one. We all know it. A 0:16:56.040 --> 0:16:59.160 woman when she is in travail, hath sorrow because her 0:16:59.160 --> 0:17:01.800 hour is come. But as soon as she is delivered 0:17:01.840 --> 0:17:04.760 of the child, she remembers no more the anguish for 0:17:04.840 --> 0:17:06.920 joy that a man is born into the world. And 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:09.280 I took child here to be a metaphor for like 0:17:09.400 --> 0:17:13.680 posting to social media whatever, when when you are creating 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:16.760 a video, it is hell and it is travail, but 0:17:16.800 --> 0:17:20.240 then when you post, it's very like, oh, I've birthed. 0:17:19.880 --> 0:17:22.360 A man that is so wise. And I think that's 0:17:22.400 --> 0:17:25.520 exactly what I felt shooting my special I was like, okay, 0:17:25.920 --> 0:17:28.040 through Christ, unto me is born. 0:17:28.080 --> 0:17:30.440 And it was travail, and you were like, my hour 0:17:30.480 --> 0:17:32.560 has come, like it's. 0:17:32.440 --> 0:17:35.560 Giving, was giving travail and it was servying my hour. 0:17:36.680 --> 0:17:39.639 But ultimately, content is a man. Content. 0:17:40.000 --> 0:17:43.639 You think content is a man, you know, because it 0:17:43.640 --> 0:17:44.000 loves me. 0:17:44.680 --> 0:17:46.359 Content to me is statue a woman. 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:49.159 But see this is where I think it's reversed. And 0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:53.840 you're only saying that because you're like a vicious consumptive toply. 0:17:54.080 --> 0:17:58.240 But I think I think I have shared. I think 0:17:58.440 --> 0:18:00.919 you're ar because if you think about it, if you 0:18:00.960 --> 0:18:03.639 think about it like, oh, we think men colonize, the 0:18:03.720 --> 0:18:06.480 conquer whatever, but like what is the ultimate consumer? You know, 0:18:06.800 --> 0:18:10.639 the woman, the whole, the cavern, the woman take it, 0:18:10.720 --> 0:18:13.600 takes in all. And so content is just like a 0:18:13.680 --> 0:18:17.040 dick that you're taking in, whereas like to view something 0:18:17.280 --> 0:18:18.879 is inherently receptive. 0:18:19.040 --> 0:18:24.560 Right, So when I post wearing a straball yeah yes, Parney, yes, party, 0:18:24.960 --> 0:18:27.679 And when I scroll, I am spreading my legs. 0:18:28.119 --> 0:18:34.080 If a man can post, I can post two, and 0:18:34.160 --> 0:18:36.040 I can post multiple times a day. 0:18:36.119 --> 0:18:38.280 And that is Kardashian seven twelve. 0:18:38.680 --> 0:18:42.119 No, Courtney posted, I sent it to you guys a 0:18:43.920 --> 0:18:48.040 John today. Let me just pull it up, yeah, she 0:18:48.160 --> 0:18:51.880 said John for today. She posted that, yeah, we love 0:18:51.960 --> 0:18:57.480 because he first loved us, which is that's yeah, so true, 0:18:58.040 --> 0:18:59.159 literally is so true. 0:18:59.520 --> 0:19:01.720 Can I say something though about that? And this is 0:19:01.760 --> 0:19:04.480 where I really kind of as I was reading this, 0:19:04.800 --> 0:19:08.320 you know, Jesus, he's running around there's so much geography 0:19:08.359 --> 0:19:09.000 in this book. 0:19:09.119 --> 0:19:12.520 He's really not I mean, he's so van life. As 0:19:12.560 --> 0:19:14.520 you said, he looks like he's simple process. 0:19:14.440 --> 0:19:16.360 And he's just like going from town to town, lake 0:19:16.400 --> 0:19:18.360 to land. It's just endless, just been like and then 0:19:18.480 --> 0:19:23.040 after Usha Lah and Malabeth. We went to Zabaloon and 0:19:23.200 --> 0:19:26.240 everywhere his fan life ask goes. It's just him being like, 0:19:26.480 --> 0:19:29.720 oh I can save you. Oh, actually, all you need 0:19:29.720 --> 0:19:31.760 to do is love me and you'll be fine. It's 0:19:31.800 --> 0:19:33.840 just like the narcissism. 0:19:34.560 --> 0:19:35.719 It's really outrageou. 0:19:35.760 --> 0:19:39.199 Yeah, the savior complex and just like maybe he is 0:19:39.359 --> 0:19:41.800 literally the savior, but it's just like, how do you 0:19:41.800 --> 0:19:44.360 get to that point without thinking like, I'm so amazing. 0:19:44.480 --> 0:19:46.360 All you have to do is love me and your 0:19:46.359 --> 0:19:56.960 problems are solved. It's also can I say this only 0:19:57.080 --> 0:19:57.920 child syndrome? 0:19:58.280 --> 0:20:01.639 He's very only child? Yeah, yes, because it's just like 0:20:02.160 --> 0:20:05.240 when he goes to that wedding, the infamous water to 0:20:05.320 --> 0:20:07.720 wine moment. He goes to the wedding and he's like 0:20:07.800 --> 0:20:11.040 there with his entire squad and he's like, mom, sash 0:20:11.080 --> 0:20:13.679 Mary Magdalene, can we have wine? And she's like we 0:20:13.760 --> 0:20:17.480 only have water and he's like pissed that he's at 0:20:17.520 --> 0:20:21.520 this dry wedding and that it's like fine, I'm turning 0:20:21.560 --> 0:20:23.800 it all into wine. And then the mom which is 0:20:23.840 --> 0:20:26.800 also classic boy mom to like think your son is 0:20:26.800 --> 0:20:28.000 like the most amazing. 0:20:28.560 --> 0:20:33.560 Yeah, it's fully asking Michael Imperioli for fifty thousand years. 0:20:33.200 --> 0:20:34.600 Stephen doesn't wait. 0:20:34.680 --> 0:20:38.160 Sorry, I've seen a couple episodes and very hotel rooming. 0:20:38.400 --> 0:20:40.840 Yeah, interesting thing to abstain from at this time. 0:20:40.920 --> 0:20:41.000 But. 0:20:43.280 --> 0:20:47.320 I'm famous contrarian. I cannot do what it's popular. However, 0:20:47.320 --> 0:20:49.959 obviously I've had the ending spoiled to me by social 0:20:50.040 --> 0:20:52.240 media and I got it, and that's really interesting. 0:20:52.600 --> 0:20:54.280 No, the thing is, I want to be clear about this, 0:20:54.320 --> 0:20:56.840 Like I literally love God. I think God is amazing, 0:20:57.040 --> 0:20:59.880 But God is not Bible me. 0:21:00.440 --> 0:21:02.880 Right, what is God? What is God to you? 0:21:02.960 --> 0:21:07.000 Like a tree nature? If I had to go there? 0:21:07.840 --> 0:21:08.800 We all believe in God? 0:21:10.600 --> 0:21:13.639 Okay, yeah I did for like four weeks after reading 0:21:13.640 --> 0:21:14.879 Mariam Williamson's book. 0:21:15.080 --> 0:21:16.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. 0:21:16.960 --> 0:21:21.480 Like I was absolutely on board. I was like, she 0:21:22.000 --> 0:21:25.280 is the divine and she is everywhere, and she is 0:21:25.359 --> 0:21:27.400 love and she is like coming back to my authentic 0:21:27.480 --> 0:21:29.760 truth and just like I am in her, and I 0:21:29.840 --> 0:21:32.720 believe that something connects us all and like the collective 0:21:32.720 --> 0:21:35.320 consciousness is real and like I am not like an 0:21:35.320 --> 0:21:39.560 island and to myself, nor should I be. But I 0:21:39.720 --> 0:21:42.879 have forgotten about that, I guess, But gone, when did you? 0:21:43.040 --> 0:21:46.280 I guessed even did you like when did you stop 0:21:46.480 --> 0:21:48.320 like it just you went to France or something like that, 0:21:48.560 --> 0:21:49.240 did you just. 0:21:49.400 --> 0:21:53.680 Vacation or kind of well, I think, which really says 0:21:53.720 --> 0:21:56.119 like my God is actually just like travel, and so 0:21:56.200 --> 0:21:57.920 it's like and then when I actually go to France, 0:21:57.960 --> 0:22:00.600 I'm like, oh, I forgot about needing kind of that 0:22:00.920 --> 0:22:04.359 because like ultimately God is a crutch I think. And 0:22:04.440 --> 0:22:06.320 so so it's like when you forget about the crutch 0:22:06.320 --> 0:22:08.040 and you're just living your life, like you can call 0:22:08.080 --> 0:22:10.560 that God, but like you're not actually calling it God 0:22:10.600 --> 0:22:11.720 because you're busy living. 0:22:12.560 --> 0:22:14.600 Yeah, you really need God when you're like in New 0:22:14.680 --> 0:22:19.160 York in your home office, you're not nothing to look 0:22:19.160 --> 0:22:21.240 forward to. That's when you really need God. 0:22:22.520 --> 0:22:24.760 For me, I don't believe in God, but I truly 0:22:25.080 --> 0:22:29.240 do believe in Santa in this way, I guess. 0:22:32.080 --> 0:22:33.679 Like I get it is God. 0:22:36.960 --> 0:22:42.160 My boyfriend, because like I feel like he does represent 0:22:42.240 --> 0:22:45.680 like I know he's not quote unquote real, but like 0:22:46.200 --> 0:22:49.199 there is like a joyfulness and I guess that's what 0:22:50.119 --> 0:22:52.240 and he is man with the beard like because I 0:22:52.280 --> 0:22:53.800 feel like when I was young and I was like, 0:22:53.840 --> 0:22:56.560 how do I know if God? Because I went to 0:22:56.880 --> 0:22:59.600 Unitarian Sunday School where they just teach you obviously about 0:22:59.600 --> 0:23:02.840 like other religions, and it's just like more school. And 0:23:02.880 --> 0:23:04.520 so I was like, wait, no, there is a god 0:23:04.560 --> 0:23:06.440 and is like a guy with white hair and he 0:23:06.480 --> 0:23:09.359 lives on a cloud mm hmmm. And I was like 0:23:09.400 --> 0:23:11.080 looking for that sign that was real, and that kind 0:23:11.080 --> 0:23:13.320 of faded away. But I was like, Santa also has 0:23:13.359 --> 0:23:18.320 a white beard and lives, you know, in snow, and 0:23:19.200 --> 0:23:22.600 there's people these things, and like he it's sinning, naughty 0:23:22.640 --> 0:23:24.400 and nice, you know, I mean. 0:23:24.280 --> 0:23:27.600 You know there's something about the all father, you know, 0:23:27.720 --> 0:23:32.560 other religions. Obviously in Norse tradition, Odin does have a 0:23:32.600 --> 0:23:36.000 beard sometimes and he's sort of like an old man, 0:23:36.040 --> 0:23:39.960 and there is this comfort right in the masculine elder 0:23:41.400 --> 0:23:44.600 we look up to who has been there before us, 0:23:44.640 --> 0:23:48.480 who is strength, who's even like maybe feels safer than 0:23:48.520 --> 0:23:51.600 the dad figure because the grandfather is maybe not going 0:23:51.680 --> 0:23:53.640 to like fuck you in the same way because he's 0:23:53.720 --> 0:23:55.800 like a little he can't get out of bed in 0:23:55.840 --> 0:23:59.240 the same way. And so yeah, I think I think 0:23:59.560 --> 0:24:03.600 we all seek that. It's it's hard not to grandfather. Yeah, 0:24:03.640 --> 0:24:07.840 the grandfather figure versus the father versus the van but 0:24:09.480 --> 0:24:11.360 f Mariray Abraham exactly because. 0:24:11.160 --> 0:24:14.440 He is like also being like, yeah, tricks were hot, 0:24:14.480 --> 0:24:16.560 but it's like in like a cute grandpa way. 0:24:16.920 --> 0:24:20.240 Yeah, there's something charming about like that sort of letrousness 0:24:20.359 --> 0:24:23.679 when it's over the age of sub Hugh Hefner, right, 0:24:23.680 --> 0:24:26.919 I mean, Hugh Hefner is a Santa to many. 0:24:27.040 --> 0:24:32.320 Yeah, Lily, I really see the light of God within you. So, 0:24:32.880 --> 0:24:34.360 oh you do that what you will? 0:24:34.560 --> 0:24:37.560 I mean, I mean there's also something about Italian and 0:24:37.600 --> 0:24:40.840 like being a childhood divorce, but also like food and 0:24:40.920 --> 0:24:43.960 Christmas and everything religious. 0:24:44.080 --> 0:24:47.639 My season it's Sagittarius, it's roast. 0:24:48.320 --> 0:24:52.360 I do feel a little bit knowing that I was baptized. 0:24:53.080 --> 0:24:58.680 I do feel a little bit saved. M just in case, literally, 0:24:58.760 --> 0:25:03.720 just in case, we're so, did you have a cat Christian? 0:25:04.440 --> 0:25:07.360 No, I had to. My mom's side is extremely Catholic, 0:25:07.520 --> 0:25:10.440 so which is different than this evangelical stuff. The evangelical 0:25:10.480 --> 0:25:12.439 stuff was truly just to be a popular girl at 0:25:12.480 --> 0:25:15.480 my school and it worked. I wasn't not popular, but 0:25:15.520 --> 0:25:19.840 I wasn't top tier would be best that b list 0:25:21.200 --> 0:25:22.840 like I was. She was at the party, but I 0:25:22.880 --> 0:25:26.199 wasn't invited because I wasn't sexual. I wasn't sexual, so 0:25:26.280 --> 0:25:27.520 there was no need to have me around. 0:25:27.720 --> 0:25:29.280 Did you collect pens. 0:25:34.680 --> 0:25:35.120 In a way? 0:25:36.040 --> 0:25:39.199 Okay, like, yeah, a lot of a lot of. 0:25:40.840 --> 0:25:42.439 I know what you're saying, but that's not that's not 0:25:42.480 --> 0:25:44.960 what it was. Okay, but I literally know exactly what 0:25:44.960 --> 0:25:45.359 you're saying. 0:25:45.960 --> 0:25:47.639 I know you get it, and I know you have 0:25:47.680 --> 0:25:49.080 the picture. 0:25:49.560 --> 0:25:51.480 Actually have a bit of a masculine energy when it 0:25:51.480 --> 0:25:54.200 comes to academia. Like my handwriting's bad so which means, 0:25:54.240 --> 0:25:55.120 of course, guy's. 0:25:54.960 --> 0:25:56.879 Girl so hot. 0:25:57.080 --> 0:25:57.960 And I think because I. 0:25:57.920 --> 0:26:00.440 Have pcos I actually have extra tistore room. 0:26:00.960 --> 0:26:07.160 Oh I didn't highlighters and that's why you like whiskey exactly. 0:26:08.600 --> 0:26:12.000 Oh oh oh, anyways, yeah, I was baptized and confirmed Catholic. 0:26:12.440 --> 0:26:17.159 You are you? Oh absolutely not? No, nothing, no God no. 0:26:17.400 --> 0:26:20.159 Then you know, my parents raised me as a freelancer. 0:26:20.400 --> 0:26:24.760 They were very they were busy working their jobs and 0:26:24.880 --> 0:26:28.960 having a sort of a rotating string of nannies every year, 0:26:29.240 --> 0:26:33.480 and so I was kept away from the church, and 0:26:33.520 --> 0:26:35.360 I was taught that the church was wrong. We only 0:26:35.440 --> 0:26:37.520 went to the church to like buy a Christmas tree. 0:26:37.680 --> 0:26:40.159 The only Christian woman I had was seven a m. 0:26:40.359 --> 0:26:44.800 Mass Easter morning on the ski slope once and my slope, 0:26:45.000 --> 0:26:47.760 not y and Vermont. It was some you know, it 0:26:47.880 --> 0:26:49.399 was like my mom thought it would be this like, 0:26:49.600 --> 0:26:52.320 you know, sort of interesting, beautiful thing. But I think 0:26:52.359 --> 0:26:55.760 it was her trying to reconcile her Catholic upbringing with 0:26:55.920 --> 0:27:03.080 her like now you know atheist family, and I couldn't. 0:27:03.320 --> 0:27:08.800 Both of you guys went on like religious religious ski outings. 0:27:09.800 --> 0:27:13.399 Steen is religious. Well, you know when when you go 0:27:13.720 --> 0:27:16.359 when you go fast down a hill, you do start 0:27:16.400 --> 0:27:20.160 in field God like a little bit because you're kind 0:27:20.200 --> 0:27:22.840 of like you're at the extreme of what nature can 0:27:22.920 --> 0:27:26.480 let you do. Gravity, right, gravity is God's work. 0:27:26.720 --> 0:27:29.960 No, I mean last time skiing, I that's I like, 0:27:30.160 --> 0:27:32.679 I think I actually did start praying when we went 0:27:32.760 --> 0:27:34.720 skiing last year and for a month because I was 0:27:34.800 --> 0:27:37.960 in it was so horrible and I was like I 0:27:38.359 --> 0:27:41.680 was in ill fitting equipment. I was like the fear 0:27:41.800 --> 0:27:44.760 of God was within me. My legs hurt so much 0:27:44.840 --> 0:27:47.280 they're about to give out, and I literally was like praying. 0:27:47.359 --> 0:27:48.840 I was like, just Lily, get for this. 0:27:49.280 --> 0:27:51.080 I think you need to be a border border chick. 0:27:51.560 --> 0:27:52.840 I want to be a border chick. 0:27:52.920 --> 0:27:53.240 So bad. 0:27:53.320 --> 0:27:55.359 But I'm like, I feel like that involves even better 0:27:55.520 --> 0:28:01.639 balance than I already have. Do you bored? No? Okay, 0:28:01.720 --> 0:28:04.520 you're more ski Okay. I want to bring up another 0:28:04.760 --> 0:28:09.200 girl bossy quote in here, and this is I think 0:28:09.280 --> 0:28:12.840 it's Matthew again. And when the King came in to 0:28:12.920 --> 0:28:15.480 see the guests, he saw there a man which had 0:28:15.640 --> 0:28:18.879 not on a wedding garment, and he said, unto him, friend, 0:28:19.080 --> 0:28:22.159 how earnest thou in hither not having a wedding garment? 0:28:22.240 --> 0:28:25.320 And he was speechless, which is like, I feel like 0:28:25.480 --> 0:28:29.120 literally just like when like it's about how like men 0:28:29.480 --> 0:28:31.879 don't like girls are like shocked or like you're just 0:28:31.960 --> 0:28:33.120 getting your tucks. 0:28:32.880 --> 0:28:36.639 Now, like yeah, for the very you're just getting your 0:28:36.720 --> 0:28:39.160 tucks and they're just like you can't rely on them 0:28:39.240 --> 0:28:43.200 for anything. And he's just like, what what's wrong with it? 0:28:43.360 --> 0:28:45.880 She's like, you're not gonna wear a vest. You need 0:28:45.960 --> 0:28:48.200 to wear a vest. All the grooms men are wearing 0:28:48.240 --> 0:28:48.640 a vest. 0:28:49.200 --> 0:28:51.360 You need to wear vents, you need to wear the 0:28:51.440 --> 0:28:53.680 shoes you need, like are you serious? 0:28:54.040 --> 0:28:58.560 And God, and that was God was God saying that, Lily, 0:28:58.640 --> 0:29:00.640 can I ask is your version to my version on 0:29:01.120 --> 0:29:03.520 all the all the Word of God is in read. 0:29:04.280 --> 0:29:06.719 I've actually bought the Bible on my kindle for one 0:29:06.880 --> 0:29:07.640 ninety nine. 0:29:07.600 --> 0:29:09.160 So I can't. 0:29:09.400 --> 0:29:12.080 I can't. I haven't looked at it in so long 0:29:12.160 --> 0:29:12.840 it scares me. 0:29:13.120 --> 0:29:18.760 Okayburg found dead pressed bye on like my kindle which 0:29:18.880 --> 0:29:21.560 is from twenty fifteen, and it's like so slow, and 0:29:21.640 --> 0:29:25.240 it's just like Bible one charge. 0:29:25.280 --> 0:29:29.600 It is a shib three yeah, but I mean, honestly, 0:29:29.840 --> 0:29:33.520 it's still a deal. The amount of wisdom you're getting 0:29:33.680 --> 0:29:34.479 for two dollars. 0:29:35.880 --> 0:29:37.960 I feel like I read the Bible lesson. I was 0:29:38.040 --> 0:29:40.000 more interested. There was this book my friends and I 0:29:40.040 --> 0:29:42.760 were all obsessed with called Redeeming Love. It was a 0:29:42.840 --> 0:29:45.840 novel about a prostitute who like gets to find love 0:29:45.920 --> 0:29:48.960 through Jesus by like praying and being a virgin again. 0:29:50.280 --> 0:29:50.520 Wow. 0:29:51.240 --> 0:29:52.640 And I used to want my crush to see me 0:29:52.720 --> 0:29:53.080 reading it. 0:29:53.680 --> 0:29:56.240 What was the cover? Was it like a dress? I'm 0:29:56.280 --> 0:29:57.520 a prostitute. 0:29:57.840 --> 0:29:59.160 It's a woman called red dress. 0:29:59.200 --> 0:30:01.320 I'm gonna say it's a because it's like there's the 0:30:01.440 --> 0:30:04.400 twin desires there where it's like you obviously want. I mean, 0:30:04.440 --> 0:30:06.560 the Bible is obviously still full of sex and the 0:30:06.600 --> 0:30:10.320 New Testament still I think sex courses through it despite 0:30:10.480 --> 0:30:13.160 that it's not maybe as obvious and negative as the 0:30:13.160 --> 0:30:15.720 Old Testament, but like it's like you wanted to be 0:30:15.840 --> 0:30:18.320 the reformed prostitute, you know what I mean, where it's 0:30:18.360 --> 0:30:21.040 like you you you still want it to be pure 0:30:21.280 --> 0:30:24.520 and you wanted this like sort of patina of naughtiness, 0:30:24.680 --> 0:30:26.320 but you wanted it like in your past like you 0:30:26.400 --> 0:30:27.960 had rejected as you can still be pure. 0:30:28.720 --> 0:30:31.240 Oh I have the Kardashians always been Christian? 0:30:31.680 --> 0:30:34.560 They've well, because they've always been. Because the thing is 0:30:34.640 --> 0:30:37.720 when they're when they like want the other sister to 0:30:37.800 --> 0:30:39.640 take them seriously, they say Bible. 0:30:40.160 --> 0:30:41.000 Oh my god. 0:30:41.200 --> 0:30:44.000 They're always just like Bible, like it just means I'm 0:30:44.040 --> 0:30:47.680 about to say something really important or Okay. So this 0:30:47.760 --> 0:30:49.480 book that you read, it's more of like a deb 0:30:49.560 --> 0:30:51.640 it's more like a Southern deb. On the cover, she's 0:30:51.720 --> 0:30:54.680 kind of worrying like a gotten with the wind dress. Yeah. 0:30:54.720 --> 0:30:58.640 I was picturing like kind of like a cartoony this 0:30:58.920 --> 0:31:02.280 night and it's not like an old time you prostitute. 0:31:02.400 --> 0:31:04.280 Wait, and I have a question, Kat, did you have 0:31:04.400 --> 0:31:06.440 a dead ball? Did you have a coming out moment 0:31:06.600 --> 0:31:07.840 or not? 0:31:08.640 --> 0:31:11.400 I did attend one or two dead balls, But that 0:31:11.520 --> 0:31:12.800 was not my family's vibe. 0:31:13.160 --> 0:31:16.760 Were they were the Cotillion's Christian in nature. 0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:21.120 Or more like that was more like the A List 0:31:21.320 --> 0:31:25.360 popular or just generational wealth vibes. The A List was 0:31:25.400 --> 0:31:30.200 like cool Christian girls. Beyond that, I don't remember, did you? 0:31:30.280 --> 0:31:33.120 Like the rest were losers, so I don't remember what 0:31:33.320 --> 0:31:33.960 they were doing. 0:31:34.400 --> 0:31:36.400 I really blacked out all those years. 0:31:37.040 --> 0:31:38.960 Is this traumatic for us to kind of bring you 0:31:39.080 --> 0:31:40.360 back to No? I don't. 0:31:40.400 --> 0:31:42.240 Honestly reading those verses though, it just makes me like 0:31:42.360 --> 0:31:44.280 it does make me a little upset. I'm like, this 0:31:44.480 --> 0:31:46.200 is so fucked up. Like I think if my parents 0:31:46.280 --> 0:31:48.600 knew how intense it was, they wouldn't have wanted me 0:31:48.680 --> 0:31:49.400 to be involved. 0:31:50.240 --> 0:31:55.520 It really is crazy because you were rebelling against them 0:31:55.680 --> 0:31:59.120 with like insane Christianity. They were like, what is going 0:31:59.200 --> 0:32:02.640 on here? Like you were like original, just like TikTok 0:32:02.760 --> 0:32:09.280 maga girl, But that's effs so insane where it's just 0:32:09.360 --> 0:32:12.560 like two women shall be grinding at the mill, the 0:32:12.720 --> 0:32:14.840 one shall be taken and the other. 0:32:15.960 --> 0:32:16.720 You're like, and. 0:32:18.280 --> 0:32:22.440 What this makes no sense? One girl works in a 0:32:22.520 --> 0:32:23.640 mill and the other doesn't. 0:32:25.240 --> 0:32:27.840 That's like, sometimes life is life is like that, and 0:32:27.880 --> 0:32:30.360 I think Jesus message is very just like sometimes you're 0:32:30.400 --> 0:32:33.240 at the mill and sometimes you're not, and it's kind 0:32:33.240 --> 0:32:33.680 of like. 0:32:33.760 --> 0:32:37.960 Sometimes and sometimes you're working on a project, right. 0:32:38.560 --> 0:32:40.000 Yeah, I mean a lot of it is very like 0:32:40.080 --> 0:32:46.480 stop complaining, which I think is generally good advice. I 0:32:46.560 --> 0:32:49.200 wanted to talk about the Last Supper for a second. 0:32:50.280 --> 0:32:56.360 Do you remember this scene in Luke where they're at 0:32:56.400 --> 0:32:59.440 the Last Supper they're having all this unleavened bread, which 0:32:59.520 --> 0:33:01.400 sounds very Are you like flat to me? 0:33:01.600 --> 0:33:04.360 Right? Is that like kind of that or is it 0:33:04.480 --> 0:33:06.680 more flat bread like Armenian Levache. 0:33:07.840 --> 0:33:10.680 I was thinking Levash as they make it on the Kardashians, 0:33:10.680 --> 0:33:14.480 which is again our really only reference for Christianity, it seems, yeah, 0:33:14.680 --> 0:33:16.640 but when they like go to our media for that 0:33:16.680 --> 0:33:18.880 one episode and Kanye is just like, oh my God, 0:33:19.000 --> 0:33:21.120 like we invented a church and then they leave. But 0:33:21.360 --> 0:33:24.720 like I I wonder if it is matsa, because I 0:33:25.200 --> 0:33:27.320 know that that's very important in religion as well. But 0:33:27.360 --> 0:33:31.720 I guess that's more Jewish. But I can't eating. I 0:33:31.800 --> 0:33:34.600 feel like in that famous painting, they're not eating matza 0:33:35.040 --> 0:33:35.840 of the Last Supper. 0:33:37.040 --> 0:33:40.120 No to me, well the whole because there's again so 0:33:40.320 --> 0:33:42.640 much bread in this book. 0:33:44.320 --> 0:33:48.640 The no I mean, yeah, I was like, where the 0:33:48.760 --> 0:33:50.840 where is the end dive salads, Like. 0:33:50.920 --> 0:33:53.480 Where's the where's the word thank you? 0:33:53.800 --> 0:33:57.400 Where's so they're having less bread? But then it is 0:33:57.440 --> 0:34:00.320 this thing where he I didn't realize this because I 0:34:00.320 --> 0:34:02.760 had sort of never read this originally when I heard 0:34:02.800 --> 0:34:04.120 this story, and by the story, I mean when I 0:34:04.200 --> 0:34:07.360 listened to the song Judas by Lady Gaga, But I 0:34:07.760 --> 0:34:11.120 realize that so like Judas the Famous Trader is like 0:34:11.360 --> 0:34:15.080 at the dinner with them, and Jesus knew, and he 0:34:15.239 --> 0:34:18.719 does this thing where he's like, but behold the hand 0:34:18.800 --> 0:34:21.279 of him that betrayeth me is with me on the table. Oh, 0:34:21.719 --> 0:34:26.359 and he's so it's like he's being so clue, he's 0:34:26.400 --> 0:34:29.840 being so knives out, just be like, the murder is here. 0:34:30.600 --> 0:34:35.160 It's also giving, like real housewives. It's very they're going 0:34:35.200 --> 0:34:36.719 on a trip together and it's like, I can't believe 0:34:36.760 --> 0:34:37.520 she's at the table. 0:34:38.200 --> 0:34:40.200 Yeah, it's giving, she's at the table. But then he's 0:34:40.280 --> 0:34:41.879 just like, guess who the murder is? And now it's 0:34:41.880 --> 0:34:44.960 a murder mystery dinner party and we're all just like it. 0:34:45.480 --> 0:34:49.839 So it's actually so like poly adult games. I'm having 0:34:49.920 --> 0:34:51.200 a murder mystery party. 0:34:51.640 --> 0:34:53.320 I think I would like a murder mystery party. 0:34:53.840 --> 0:34:56.680 Honestly, I was actually looking up someday look really fun, 0:34:57.239 --> 0:34:57.960 I have run. 0:34:58.280 --> 0:35:03.000 Okay, my parent used to do them, like with their 0:35:03.080 --> 0:35:08.560 wine tasting club, your parents. Honestly, I'm well, one of 0:35:08.640 --> 0:35:11.000 the guys that they're wine tasting is an actual warlock 0:35:13.160 --> 0:35:15.319 and he was always single and now just like does 0:35:15.360 --> 0:35:16.920 that just mean he was gay? And he was always 0:35:16.920 --> 0:35:19.719 wearing like an amulet, and I remember it they did 0:35:19.880 --> 0:35:22.480 and like one of their parties, I played the dead body. 0:35:24.840 --> 0:35:27.880 My god, I looked it. I booked it. 0:35:28.440 --> 0:35:31.640 I booked their role and I was like so into 0:35:31.800 --> 0:35:34.840 it and it was being such a fagot and just 0:35:34.960 --> 0:35:37.760 like all the adults were having all their wine and breeze, 0:35:38.120 --> 0:35:41.840 just like reading their note cards, just being like was it, Pamela. 0:35:43.080 --> 0:35:45.279 I mean, your parents are so eighties nive out. I 0:35:45.360 --> 0:35:48.000 feel like they would be like having a dinner party. 0:35:48.040 --> 0:35:51.680 Then someone actually would be like caught dead in the lab. 0:35:54.840 --> 0:35:57.040 I would say, Okay, a couple of other things before 0:35:57.080 --> 0:35:59.560 we go to segments. I mean, one thing that struck 0:35:59.560 --> 0:36:01.040 me about this I feel like I was a little 0:36:01.040 --> 0:36:05.040 bit starstruck reading this. I was like, you say, sir 0:36:05.120 --> 0:36:07.720 Harold or just like just like kind of the book, 0:36:07.880 --> 0:36:10.800 like you get to a like a phrase that's you know, 0:36:10.960 --> 0:36:13.080 just like a house divide it cannot stand. You're like, wow, 0:36:13.200 --> 0:36:16.839 like this is where this comes from. Yeah, yeah, it's 0:36:16.960 --> 0:36:19.200 kind of random. You're like, wow, like this is just 0:36:19.280 --> 0:36:21.880 a quick little line in this random book. And just 0:36:21.960 --> 0:36:24.320 like everybody's been saying this for two thousand years. 0:36:24.800 --> 0:36:26.920 It is like this comedy special that it's like the 0:36:27.000 --> 0:36:30.760 office people are like, yeah, people are still. 0:36:32.080 --> 0:36:32.760 British office. 0:36:35.640 --> 0:36:38.919 Wait is a British office old testament and American office? Yes, 0:36:39.400 --> 0:36:40.200 very testament. 0:36:41.040 --> 0:36:44.920 Steve Carral is my Jesus and he can get it. 0:36:47.360 --> 0:36:48.879 When do you think Jesus is coming back? 0:36:49.280 --> 0:36:53.520 Or no, oh, that's such a good question. Okay did 0:36:53.600 --> 0:36:57.839 you used to think in like Ozark days, when did 0:36:57.920 --> 0:37:00.960 you think Jesus will come back? Like in your lifetime? No? 0:37:01.160 --> 0:37:04.800 I kind of still was like I don't think so. 0:37:06.680 --> 0:37:08.080 I don't know, it seemed a bit much. It seemed 0:37:08.080 --> 0:37:08.960 a bit much to me. 0:37:09.080 --> 0:37:13.200 Yeah, I what is like the destruction of the world. 0:37:13.760 --> 0:37:17.720 That's like the because I feel like that is obviously coming. 0:37:18.400 --> 0:37:22.360 Second Coming. Yeah, that is sort of concurrent with our conversation. 0:37:24.880 --> 0:37:28.320 Second Coming is here is I'm almost crazy. It's almost 0:37:28.400 --> 0:37:31.920 like maybe Jesus already came back and like left again. 0:37:32.880 --> 0:37:35.080 I could see this happening, where like there were some 0:37:35.120 --> 0:37:36.800 people who knew about it, but they kind of like 0:37:36.920 --> 0:37:38.960 and then also some people missed it and they felt like, 0:37:39.080 --> 0:37:42.279 oh fuck, that was him, wasn't it He was? And 0:37:42.440 --> 0:37:44.440 he was just there for like forty five minutes and 0:37:44.520 --> 0:37:46.600 it's kind of awkward, and now everyone's kind of pretending 0:37:46.640 --> 0:37:48.000 like he's got to come back, and it's like you 0:37:48.120 --> 0:37:49.480 actually just missed it, Like that. 0:37:49.680 --> 0:37:52.160 Was it like like a celebrity wearing a wig at 0:37:52.160 --> 0:37:54.560 a restaurant and you're like I see them, Yeah, you 0:37:54.840 --> 0:37:55.200 see them. 0:37:55.320 --> 0:37:58.879 It was amazing he was there, and like he wasn't 0:37:58.880 --> 0:38:02.600 even in Nazareth, just like he was randomly just like 0:38:02.680 --> 0:38:05.640 in Vancouver for like forty five minutes out of lunch 0:38:05.760 --> 0:38:06.640 and then like that was it. 0:38:08.360 --> 0:38:10.760 Vancouver, And we're. 0:38:10.680 --> 0:38:14.160 Kind of just like, oh my god, you've been to Vancouver. 0:38:14.840 --> 0:38:15.800 I feel like it's so you. 0:38:17.000 --> 0:38:19.080 I guess I think it's like you're famous and they like, 0:38:19.280 --> 0:38:21.960 you know stuff there. 0:38:22.120 --> 0:38:24.800 It's very ship off, like hot teens there to shoot 0:38:24.840 --> 0:38:27.200 c W shows. Yeah, and they come back seven years 0:38:27.239 --> 0:38:29.080 later and there's like billionaires but they have no friends 0:38:29.200 --> 0:38:29.919 or life. 0:38:32.200 --> 0:38:34.160 They like don't know how to speak to people. 0:38:35.160 --> 0:38:37.160 And they're dressed like. I shot three seasons of the 0:38:37.200 --> 0:38:39.640 Elder Crown like and it was canceled even before we 0:38:39.680 --> 0:38:44.640 shot the first season somehow. You know, my parents had 0:38:44.640 --> 0:38:51.080 their honeymoon in Vanus No, with the Warlock. Yeah, their 0:38:51.280 --> 0:38:52.600 third Yeah. 0:38:52.680 --> 0:38:56.319 They were like white lotus sharing rooms like connecting rooms with. 0:38:56.400 --> 0:38:59.160 The Warlock Vancouver in the seventies. 0:38:59.200 --> 0:39:01.879 It was see that's I feel like Jesus did come 0:39:01.960 --> 0:39:05.120 back in the seventies in Vancouver and he visited. 0:39:04.880 --> 0:39:08.200 Your parents on their honeymoon and he was Since then, 0:39:09.920 --> 0:39:11.960 it's actually been all downhill. 0:39:11.640 --> 0:39:15.520 Because that was like the ultimate cult time and everyone 0:39:15.680 --> 0:39:18.440 was looking like him, so did. 0:39:18.360 --> 0:39:20.040 You Everyone was looking dislike him? 0:39:20.200 --> 0:39:25.160 Yeah, everyone was being very long hair, fair enough. 0:39:25.480 --> 0:39:27.680 Where did your parents' honeymoon cap? 0:39:27.920 --> 0:39:28.000 Oh? 0:39:28.080 --> 0:39:28.960 Yeah, very quick cut. 0:39:29.080 --> 0:39:30.359 Everyone go around and say where your parents? 0:39:32.520 --> 0:39:35.200 These are icebreakers that we used at campus Ork. 0:39:37.840 --> 0:39:39.920 Oh my god, need to send y'all picks from this place. 0:39:40.000 --> 0:39:44.600 It is really like, oh, my parents, I believe honeymoon 0:39:44.680 --> 0:39:45.160 in Hawaii. 0:39:45.960 --> 0:39:52.040 Okay, fucking sexy, very classic. They were twenty five, that's 0:39:52.200 --> 0:39:54.880 so beautiful, strong today. 0:39:56.120 --> 0:39:57.240 Apparently they had. 0:39:57.440 --> 0:40:02.600 Sex night and it was awesome. 0:40:03.560 --> 0:40:05.160 No, they were just told me recently that they had 0:40:05.200 --> 0:40:06.959 like a Catholic I think they had a Catholic priest 0:40:07.040 --> 0:40:09.759 marry them, but he was hitting on one of the bridesmaids, 0:40:09.760 --> 0:40:11.200 which is incredible. 0:40:14.640 --> 0:40:20.560 Priests are gay. Here first, Lily, did you I'm. 0:40:20.400 --> 0:40:22.800 Literally trying to think. I'm like, did you guys honeymoon? 0:40:23.840 --> 0:40:26.520 I know they did a euro backpacking trip when my 0:40:26.600 --> 0:40:27.359 sister was one. 0:40:27.520 --> 0:40:29.400 Oh my god, cute. 0:40:30.440 --> 0:40:34.080 And we're so alps. But I don't I honestly will 0:40:34.120 --> 0:40:36.719 have to ask my mom, Like, I don't know. I 0:40:36.840 --> 0:40:38.520 know they just did. They had a wedding, and then 0:40:38.560 --> 0:40:41.960 I know they did like a second wedding for all 0:40:42.040 --> 0:40:46.000 my dad's like Italian relatives think, yeah, just let us. 0:40:46.000 --> 0:40:48.440 Know and you can share whatever you're comfortable with. In 0:40:48.560 --> 0:40:49.839 terms of the details of their. 0:40:54.960 --> 0:40:55.400 Celebrity. 0:41:05.280 --> 0:41:06.839 What does she eat, what does she live, how does 0:41:06.880 --> 0:41:11.000 she wears? Does she wear? How does she live? Okay, 0:41:11.320 --> 0:41:13.240 let's start with what does she wear? I think it's interesting. 0:41:13.320 --> 0:41:19.440 I think God is obviously very robes and rags. Modern 0:41:19.600 --> 0:41:22.160 Jesus like would obviously be more. 0:41:22.200 --> 0:41:22.440 Just like. 0:41:24.880 --> 0:41:26.719 Oh wow, actually, isn't it? 0:41:27.360 --> 0:41:29.799 But isn't it more eventelic guys win like really long 0:41:29.920 --> 0:41:31.120 t shirts and tight pants. 0:41:31.239 --> 0:41:32.759 Oh, I know what you mean. 0:41:33.400 --> 0:41:37.000 I like there's two, there's actually two, Jesus, is there is? 0:41:37.239 --> 0:41:43.799 There's like super poly long shirt hemp like from a weird. 0:41:43.800 --> 0:41:48.239 So many half necklaces wide, a lot of rings and bracelets, 0:41:48.280 --> 0:41:50.320 the beads. Yeah, but then I also. 0:41:50.239 --> 0:41:54.960 See this like car Heart just like double knee pants Tan. 0:41:56.360 --> 0:41:58.560 Living out of his car in Bushwick and like, yeah 0:41:59.080 --> 0:42:00.880 slay like new Girl all every night. 0:42:01.600 --> 0:42:05.040 Full fuck boy, come to Galilee with me, Beanie. 0:42:05.800 --> 0:42:06.319 That's true. 0:42:07.080 --> 0:42:07.759 It sounds hot. 0:42:08.040 --> 0:42:11.080 Carhart Jesus and like Etsy Jesus. 0:42:11.200 --> 0:42:13.480 I think. And then back then it was obviously like 0:42:13.680 --> 0:42:16.520 more rags and robes and everyone was just always in 0:42:16.680 --> 0:42:21.400 like the most perfectly like modest toga that was just 0:42:21.480 --> 0:42:23.840 like hanging just so like you. 0:42:23.920 --> 0:42:30.640 Put the prostitutes of sorry sex Workers of Nazareth Nazareth, 0:42:31.040 --> 0:42:33.719 like were they in this dress that s. 0:42:33.880 --> 0:42:35.840 W the Swan sex Workers of Nazareth? 0:42:38.480 --> 0:42:42.279 Oh was it? Like? Were they in like kind of 0:42:42.480 --> 0:42:47.439 like more you know, scantily clad things, do we think 0:42:47.880 --> 0:42:50.560 or was it like ankle vibes right, you're just showing 0:42:50.560 --> 0:42:51.400 ankle and wrist. 0:42:51.680 --> 0:42:55.080 I feel one shoulder. I think it's one shoulder. I 0:42:55.160 --> 0:42:57.359 also think it's just like weird subtle things that made 0:42:57.360 --> 0:42:59.719 me wouldn't see you know what I mean, just like, oh, 0:42:59.840 --> 0:43:04.239 like she has like one fern leaflet like on on 0:43:04.400 --> 0:43:08.239 the left shoulder. It's kind of hanky cody. Oh that 0:43:08.360 --> 0:43:11.759 means she takes it up the ass and like she's 0:43:11.920 --> 0:43:14.279 down or it's like the back of the dress is 0:43:14.360 --> 0:43:16.239 dirty in this bird way. We were like, oh, I 0:43:16.880 --> 0:43:18.560 know why, you know what I mean? 0:43:18.719 --> 0:43:20.320 Yeah, I mean, but the back of the dress is 0:43:20.360 --> 0:43:23.360 like so dirty because it's like so much clay. 0:43:23.640 --> 0:43:26.080 Like everything is probably so dirty back then, and like 0:43:26.200 --> 0:43:26.640 the way. 0:43:26.520 --> 0:43:33.680 They're tying sand and all the crevices so sands constantly dusty. 0:43:34.040 --> 0:43:35.040 Okay, what does she eat? 0:43:35.120 --> 0:43:41.920 Obviously bread leon bread, bread oil, olive oil, rosemary like dips. 0:43:42.960 --> 0:43:43.600 It's very like. 0:43:44.760 --> 0:43:50.600 Toa like tura massoal like to zekee like hummus totally. 0:43:50.920 --> 0:43:53.480 I guess I never saw hummus mentioned in this book. 0:43:53.400 --> 0:43:56.600 But like, yes, do they do yogurt like a Sozeki 0:43:56.719 --> 0:43:58.520 is that happening, because I guess it is so goat. 0:43:58.680 --> 0:44:01.240 So they're like, has dairy happened? 0:44:05.280 --> 0:44:08.080 Darry's definitely happening. I feel like there's always like milking 0:44:08.120 --> 0:44:09.600 a cow is such a metaphor. 0:44:09.600 --> 0:44:13.200 Right, Okay, I actually I just not this is against 0:44:13.200 --> 0:44:15.240 the rules. But I did just google hummus in the Bible, 0:44:15.440 --> 0:44:19.640 and it does say Ruth and Boas met in Bethlehem 0:44:19.680 --> 0:44:21.239 and he offered her what seems to have been an 0:44:21.239 --> 0:44:25.120 ancient form of hummus. He said, come hither and eat 0:44:25.160 --> 0:44:27.360 of the bread and dip dimorsal and vinegar. They do 0:44:27.480 --> 0:44:29.719 talk about vinegar a lot, and I think that maybe 0:44:29.800 --> 0:44:33.160 vinegar has like is like maybe an overly like a 0:44:33.239 --> 0:44:36.200 broad translation for a lot of different things, because. 0:44:35.920 --> 0:44:38.799 It could be wine. I mean, it's also probably how they. 0:44:39.000 --> 0:44:41.920 Could be apple juice, it could be olive oil, it 0:44:42.040 --> 0:44:45.759 could be maybe even hummus in this case a. 0:44:45.840 --> 0:44:48.400 Dip of vinegar, right, because. 0:44:48.120 --> 0:44:49.800 There's a thing where Jesus is on the cross, do 0:44:49.840 --> 0:44:52.080 you remember that? And like some like town's person gives 0:44:52.160 --> 0:44:56.200 him vinegar from like a leaf or something, And it's like, 0:44:56.320 --> 0:44:58.720 if I'm dying, do I want to just drink straight vinegar. 0:44:58.760 --> 0:45:00.400 Actually maybe because it's like so good for you. 0:45:00.800 --> 0:45:03.759 Right again it's Poppy Snider. Yeah, it's apple side. It's 0:45:03.800 --> 0:45:06.040 they're doing shots of apple side or vinegar for like 0:45:06.160 --> 0:45:08.120 gut health, like the dot under. 0:45:08.480 --> 0:45:11.440 Right, if you're being crucified, Like a way to boost 0:45:11.480 --> 0:45:13.560 immune system is vigar. 0:45:15.000 --> 0:45:19.960 Top ten things to eat before you get crucified. But 0:45:20.560 --> 0:45:22.000 meat wise, I was gonna say, I feel like it 0:45:22.120 --> 0:45:25.960 feels very like classic Thanksgiving, Like it's all like spit fire, 0:45:26.239 --> 0:45:30.520 not Thanksaving like Christmas, like lamb ros and like braised 0:45:30.640 --> 0:45:33.960 chicken chicken tajeans. 0:45:34.880 --> 0:45:35.480 Sounds very good. 0:45:35.680 --> 0:45:39.320 Yeah, it's a dinner party good Yeah, winter dinner party stuff, 0:45:39.520 --> 0:45:45.160 you know, root vegetables, yes, tons of vegetables. Squash Is 0:45:45.200 --> 0:45:45.560 that too. 0:45:45.520 --> 0:45:49.080 Far, Lily? I think you're getting to autumnal like we're 0:45:49.120 --> 0:45:52.360 talking about Israel here, Like I don't know, I mean 0:45:52.480 --> 0:45:53.759 maybe they do a squash over there. 0:45:55.080 --> 0:45:56.920 Who are you in the book? Cat? 0:45:57.840 --> 0:46:00.960 Isn't there like a why who takes a bath on 0:46:01.040 --> 0:46:04.560 a roof? Or is that old testament? 0:46:05.560 --> 0:46:06.920 I'm sure there is somewhere. 0:46:07.160 --> 0:46:10.120 Yeah, there's so few women in the in this amazing book. 0:46:11.400 --> 0:46:15.000 Yeah. Yeah's always like a wife. It's always just like 0:46:15.120 --> 0:46:16.920 kind of general wife vibes. 0:46:16.760 --> 0:46:19.239 Because there's so many women an old testament in this book. 0:46:19.360 --> 0:46:23.000 I was like, this is so Boston movie. Everyone is like, oh, 0:46:23.200 --> 0:46:27.319 meet my brother Tom's friend Simon, and like we're going 0:46:27.360 --> 0:46:31.560 out with Matthew, Luke and John. You're like this lacrosse team. 0:46:35.239 --> 0:46:38.000 I kind of think maybe I'm married, just because obviously 0:46:38.080 --> 0:46:40.680 I'll say it. She's a liar, like she obviously was 0:46:41.360 --> 0:46:43.560 cheating on Joseph and like got pregnant and then was 0:46:43.719 --> 0:46:48.440 just like, okay, randomly immaculate conception, it's not crazy. And 0:46:48.560 --> 0:46:51.640 Joseph was like obviously like sad and couldn't get it 0:46:51.719 --> 0:46:54.399 up and was just like so cocked and was just like, wow, 0:46:54.800 --> 0:46:57.399 my pure wife got pregnant. And it's like, babe, read 0:46:57.440 --> 0:46:58.719 the room, you know what I mean. 0:46:59.680 --> 0:47:04.400 I've been keeping up the charade for years to protect Joseph, I. 0:47:04.520 --> 0:47:06.680 Know, to protect his fucking fragile meleygo. 0:47:07.640 --> 0:47:09.960 Men are garbage people, thank you? 0:47:10.400 --> 0:47:14.400 Yeah about the track on three twelve, Men are garbage? 0:47:14.560 --> 0:47:17.960 Oh wait? Ps I finally looked up oh wait, Houston 0:47:18.440 --> 0:47:22.160 Austin three sixteen, and I guess that was him. I 0:47:22.239 --> 0:47:24.200 thought it was like him being Christian, but it was 0:47:24.280 --> 0:47:27.400 him actually just being like, no, Austin three sixteen is 0:47:27.440 --> 0:47:32.160 I'll whip your ass, like as to another wrestler. You 0:47:32.239 --> 0:47:34.280 guys are looking so blank me talk about. 0:47:35.560 --> 0:47:37.600 I looked up John three sixteen and it was about 0:47:37.640 --> 0:47:39.560 getting into heaven, and I was like, that's interesting. I 0:47:39.640 --> 0:47:42.600 forgot Austin. I mean, Austin's not one of the books. 0:47:42.960 --> 0:47:45.200 No, no, no, so Stone called Steve Austin. No, I 0:47:45.320 --> 0:47:47.960 got a bustler it was, but like on all of 0:47:48.040 --> 0:47:51.279 his T shirts it says stone Fill sixteen. I thought 0:47:52.480 --> 0:47:56.120 always his thing was that Bible quote. But I looked 0:47:56.120 --> 0:47:57.920 it up and it was like there was another wrestler 0:47:58.000 --> 0:48:00.320 that I guess was being so Bible quote and he 0:48:00.560 --> 0:48:04.080 was like, suck this like Austin three sixteen, like I'll 0:48:04.120 --> 0:48:04.799 whip your ass. 0:48:06.640 --> 0:48:09.160 Okay, you guys, I hate I hate that. 0:48:09.280 --> 0:48:11.479 We still like it's just it's unfair to you because 0:48:11.480 --> 0:48:14.360 you did explain it again, but we still still that's okay. 0:48:14.480 --> 0:48:15.040 We're moving on. 0:48:15.320 --> 0:48:18.799 And that's what podcasting is. It's raw and it's real 0:48:19.000 --> 0:48:20.640 and for God, so love the world that he said 0:48:20.719 --> 0:48:25.600 his only begotten son et cetera, and I always you guys. 0:48:25.680 --> 0:48:27.920 I hate to do this. I have to hard out 0:48:28.080 --> 0:48:30.279 here right now. I want you guys. 0:48:31.160 --> 0:48:33.240 Okay, Well, I guess actually it turns out your fucking 0:48:33.360 --> 0:48:35.680 Jesus because you're always like parting ways and going to 0:48:35.800 --> 0:48:39.040 Galilee and like another city. I guess I'm John. I 0:48:39.080 --> 0:48:41.239 don't know why, but I'm just saying that I'm the. 0:48:41.239 --> 0:48:42.399 Girl on the bath in the roof. 0:48:44.400 --> 0:48:44.520 Right. 0:48:46.400 --> 0:48:48.959 I give this book I don't know, two out of five. 0:48:49.320 --> 0:48:51.799 Like Floggings, I'm a little bit just like it kind 0:48:51.840 --> 0:48:53.759 of skips over stuff really quickly, but there's so much 0:48:53.840 --> 0:48:55.160 boring and stuff where it's like and then I went 0:48:55.200 --> 0:48:57.080 here and it's just like, I don't know, let's get 0:48:57.080 --> 0:48:58.080 a little more color in here. 0:48:59.239 --> 0:49:02.960 Give me one point point seven Mason Jars of Natural 0:49:03.000 --> 0:49:06.400 Wine out of five. I'm just like it repeats itself. 0:49:06.640 --> 0:49:10.160 It's confusing, but it makes me feel like I should 0:49:10.239 --> 0:49:12.120 understand it, so it makes me feel stupid, which I 0:49:12.239 --> 0:49:16.680 don't like. Kat, What's you're reading? Like? 0:49:16.880 --> 0:49:21.760 Seven seven Hemp Friendship Bracelets past amongst. 0:49:21.400 --> 0:49:24.160 The girls just braiding each other. 0:49:24.760 --> 0:49:28.160 Christians love love, love to wear lots of bracelets and necklaces. 0:49:29.440 --> 0:49:33.800 So true, Kat, You've given us so much wisdom today. 0:49:34.040 --> 0:49:34.360 This is. 0:49:36.520 --> 0:49:37.040 Your past. 0:49:37.200 --> 0:49:38.479 You guys actually read the book. 0:49:38.920 --> 0:49:41.520 I feel the book. 0:49:42.160 --> 0:49:44.239 I try and live the book. But I'll keep praying 0:49:44.280 --> 0:49:47.600 about it, and I'll pray for y'all tonight, and thank you. 0:49:48.560 --> 0:49:52.800 I'll pray for you too, Okay, praying for you both 0:49:52.960 --> 0:49:55.719 honestly as I make sex noises in my. 0:49:55.840 --> 0:50:01.440 Bunk murder dinner, murder dinner. 0:50:01.840 --> 0:50:05.520 At murder dinner. I'm sure I'm not going to ask 0:50:05.560 --> 0:50:07.840 you where people can find you, because that's honestly the 0:50:07.960 --> 0:50:10.480 dumbest thing anyone could ask. It's just like they can look. 0:50:13.719 --> 0:50:13.960 Thank you. 0:50:14.080 --> 0:50:16.279 I'm trying to get on TikTok are y'all on tick. 0:50:16.760 --> 0:50:19.120 That's something I can do at my age. 0:50:19.800 --> 0:50:22.080 I am to browse other Christian pages. 0:50:22.719 --> 0:50:25.279 Girl defined yeah you know, but we do have to 0:50:25.320 --> 0:50:26.200 talk about that in person. 0:50:26.239 --> 0:50:30.680 Next week we will, Okay, you guys, I am running. 0:50:30.960 --> 0:50:31.320 I love you. 0:50:33.040 --> 0:50:35.640 I love you in his name and his son set 0:50:35.840 --> 0:50:37.000 the file in his name. 0:50:37.400 --> 0:50:41.600 Club kids, best praise be he'alv have a blessed day. 0:50:42.000 --> 0:50:42.479 Love y'all. 0:50:42.680 --> 0:50:49.359 Bye, thrown on back. 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