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Speaker 1: It is time for the Nephew with today's prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: What you got for us? Now?

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Speaker 2: I got it for you? Sure I know it's Wednesday?

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Speaker 2: Did I I thank Charlotte? Didn't it for coming out?

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Speaker 1: Did I think Charlotte? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I love it. I love Charlotte. Man, I had a blast.

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Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. I'm finished. Start campaigning for

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Speaker 2: Ready to Love, Charlotte. I'm a campaign for that, all right.

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Speaker 2: That's a great spot for Ready to Love. That is

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Speaker 2: a great spot Ready to Love. So we're gonna run

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Speaker 2: this prank. Where I'm going this week. I'm going somewhere

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Speaker 2: Bray outside of l A Bray, y'all improv the Nephew

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Speaker 2: come to town. That is this Sunday night, This Sunday night,

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Speaker 2: all right, one night only, all right. So if you're

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Speaker 2: in l A, y'all already know Nephew time, y'all come

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Speaker 2: out there and hang out with you boy, one night

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Speaker 2: only at the Brell Comedy Club Sunday night takes Donna

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Speaker 2: say right now, all right, So this right here, Shirley,

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Speaker 2: this is called your check bounced. Yeah, you know people

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Speaker 2: still bounce some checks.

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Speaker 1: At the church. They're still doing Hello. Hello, I'm trying

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Speaker 1: to reach a Monica.

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Speaker 2: Sister Monica, please, who's calling? This is Brother Deshaun. I'm calling. Actually,

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Speaker 2: I'm a member Greater Missionary Baptist Church.

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Speaker 3: How can I help you?

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Speaker 1: Calling you? Actually about the offering? Now? Did you? I

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Speaker 1: know you paid your.

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Speaker 3: Ties, my ties every Sunday?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Now you paid a love offering as well? Right?

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Speaker 3: Yes, I do?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Now this past Sunday. I'm looking at a check that.

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Speaker 3: You left us with the bank, right, right, I sure did.

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Speaker 3: I wrote a check Sunday.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: Now the check, ma'am was two hundred and fifty dollars?

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Speaker 2: Am I correct?

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Speaker 3: Right? Right? I wrote two checks for my ties and

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Speaker 3: the love offer? Right, I wrote one for two fifty

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Speaker 3: for the love offer?

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Speaker 1: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Now what is this called regarding? Why are you calling me?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: What I wanted to tell you is that I hate

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Speaker 2: to be a bear of bad news, but your your

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Speaker 2: check that you wrote for two point fifty actually has bounced.

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Speaker 3: Yeah wait a minute, you said my check bounce for

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Speaker 3: two hundred and fifty dollars.

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Speaker 1: Your check bound.

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Speaker 2: So what I'm doing is calling you about recouping the

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Speaker 2: two fifty as well as you know you you cost

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Speaker 2: us thirty dollars.

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Speaker 1: In bank fees.

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Speaker 3: Wait a minute, now, I wrote two checks. I wrote

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Speaker 3: a check for one hundred dollars. Did that one bounce?

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Speaker 2: I don't see to it that that that one bounce.

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Speaker 2: All I know is the one that the love offering

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Speaker 2: has bounced.

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Speaker 3: What did you put them in at the same time?

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Speaker 3: Because I wrote them at the same time.

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Speaker 2: They all go in on Monday, ma'am. Now I didn't

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Speaker 2: put them in at the same time. I've been putting

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Speaker 2: them in for the last two three years. The problem

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Speaker 2: is why would people write there, what is your name,

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Speaker 2: brother Deshaun?

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Speaker 3: And you was at his Sunday?

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Speaker 1: I was.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it matters when I was there, ma'am.

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Speaker 2: The problem is is that I didn't put these checks in.

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Speaker 2: And I don't understand why y'all write these checks to.

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Speaker 3: The check knowing that they're gonna bounce these checks.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of people, right, no, good, well not.

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Speaker 3: Write bad check? One clear? Why the other one didn't clear?

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Speaker 1: Maybe you didn't have enough money for both of them

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Speaker 1: to clear.

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Speaker 3: What did you just say?

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Speaker 2: Maybe you didn't have enough money in the bank for

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Speaker 2: both of them to clear. And I don't understand why

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Speaker 2: people write.

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Speaker 3: These plenty money in the bank and all my checks clear.

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Speaker 3: I don't write no rubber checks.

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Speaker 2: Well, you wrote one on Sunday, and that's the problem.

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Speaker 2: How you gonna try to give a look?

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Speaker 3: Use Wait a minute, I think you got me confused

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Speaker 3: with somebody else. I don't write no bad checks. You

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Speaker 3: done wrote that to be nice to you.

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Speaker 1: I'm trying to be nice to you. Win up. Can

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Speaker 1: we expect the two fifty plus the thirty dollars?

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Speaker 3: So we wait thirty dollars.

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Speaker 1: That's the bank fees, ma'am for the dog gone check bouncing.

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Speaker 3: My check can't bounced. I'm gonna check my bank and

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Speaker 3: if my check clear, you're gonna pay me thirty dollars

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Speaker 3: for calling me harassing me about a two hundred and

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Speaker 3: fifty dollar check bounce.

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Speaker 1: I don't write no Why would you write check?

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Speaker 2: You want to sit up in the church and write

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Speaker 2: these big number checks when you know you ain't got it.

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Speaker 1: In the bank.

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Speaker 3: What did you say?

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Speaker 2: I said, why would you write these checks when the

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Speaker 2: money ain't in Now, let me.

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Speaker 3: Tell you one thing. I don't write no bad checks,

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Speaker 3: and you got a lotors calling me telling me my

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Speaker 3: check bounce.

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Speaker 1: Your check is the one that has bounced.

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Speaker 3: And you tell you what you do since my check bounce,

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Speaker 3: you paid them, since you got all the money, And

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Speaker 3: don't call me with this again.

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Speaker 2: Hello, don't you hang up on me no more? When

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Speaker 2: are we gonna get this two fifty and this thirty dollars?

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Speaker 3: Somebody from the church, to my eye rolled a bad check?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 1: No, you didn't write a bad check.

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Speaker 3: I didn't write no bad Yes. Minute are you calling me?

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Speaker 3: Why the treasure? Don't call me at church?

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Speaker 1: The treasure is a business.

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Speaker 3: I ain't ever know the deacon call nobody but no

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Speaker 3: bad check? Yo, is full of thank you? You got

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Speaker 3: the money I ain't got.

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Speaker 1: Who the hell is that in the background?

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Speaker 2: Who is that half of mine? Who it is?

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Speaker 3: We both go to the same church, and you gonna

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Speaker 3: call me? To my eye rode a bad check? You

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Speaker 3: don't you call me no more? And if the check bad,

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Speaker 3: you paid? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Pastor know you talking like this?

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Speaker 3: You pastor know you calling me?

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Speaker 2: Can you ask for that? Look? When are we gonna

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Speaker 2: get this two hundred and eighty dollars? Is what we're

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Speaker 2: looking for from you?

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Speaker 3: I wrote a check for two fifty and way not

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Speaker 3: get too eighty. You put the thirty dollars with it.

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Speaker 1: You put two fifty in there. It bounced. Thirty dollars

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Speaker 1: cost us on bank fees. That's too eighty. Where can

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Speaker 1: the church expect they money?

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Speaker 3: Never not no two eighty. You will never get to eighty.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna make me turn by your and my check,

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Speaker 3: then I'm gonna do.

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Speaker 2: What You're gonna make me come by your house and

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Speaker 2: get this money.

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Speaker 3: Bring it on, bring it, bring it.

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Speaker 1: What is the address on this check?

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Speaker 2: Check?

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Speaker 3: I got it off the checking your I bet you

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Speaker 3: you'll be limping back and.

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Speaker 2: I'm watching you. You better not be spending no money

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Speaker 2: no where. You better not spend nothing until I get

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Speaker 2: this two fifty plus thirty.

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Speaker 3: Whatever I want to do, you know what I am.

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Speaker 3: And you don't call me no more with this because

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Speaker 3: my check did not bounce. I don't see how one

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Speaker 3: check went through and the other bounce.

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Speaker 2: Let me say this to you, we cannot accept you

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Speaker 2: back into the House of the Lord no more until

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Speaker 2: you are not. Don't you come in Sunday until weekends coming.

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Speaker 3: Up and there Sunday, and I'm gonna make sure I

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Speaker 3: find your because you the person. I want to see

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Speaker 3: you gonna you know what, I'm gonna call the pastor

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Speaker 3: right now and ask him because I don't believe my

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Speaker 3: check bounce you fuller.

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Speaker 1: Let me say this before you call pastor.

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Speaker 3: I got no, I'm a call pastor. No, you should

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Speaker 3: have talked with pastor before you call me with this information.

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Speaker 1: I got one more thing I need to say that.

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Speaker 3: You ain't got nothing to say to me. You donna

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Speaker 3: upset me with this talking about I bounced a check.

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Speaker 3: You should have went to pastor before you called me

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Speaker 3: with it.

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Speaker 2: I talk pastor one I get, but I got one

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Speaker 2: more thing to say before I leave, and you listening?

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Speaker 3: What What do you have to say to me? What

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Speaker 3: do you have to say now that you're gonna pay

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Speaker 3: the check?

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Speaker 2: This is Nephew timing from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: You just got pranked by your girlfriend?

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Speaker 3: What did you say?

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Speaker 1: This is.

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Speaker 3: What did you say?

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Speaker 1: I say?

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Speaker 2: This is Nephew till me, baby, from the Steve Harvey

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Speaker 2: Morning Till your girlfriend has pranked you?

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Speaker 3: I'm he just left here flying. She didn't.

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Speaker 1: Let me ask you? What more?

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Speaker 2: Thank though, baby? What is the baddest radio show in the.

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Speaker 3: Land The Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 2: Y'all could have if y'all could have saw how stupid

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Speaker 2: I was this past weekend, if you could have just

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Speaker 2: if you could have just been in there, it just

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Speaker 2: to feel the stupid y'all.

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Speaker 1: Y'all just don't understand. I can't explain it.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, it's not it's not radio stupid. It's

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Speaker 2: it's a whole other level. And that's what I'm trying

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Speaker 2: to get. You understand, Shirley, You got it.

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Speaker 1: It's on stage squares times fifty.

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Speaker 2: You understand me, times fifty. Anyway, Breill go get it

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Speaker 2: this weekend Breill Comedy Club outside of l A.

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Speaker 1: Y'all get your thickets.

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Speaker 2: And Nephew is coming to town right after that the

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Speaker 2: Florida Theater Baby, that's in Jacksonville, Florida.

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Speaker 1: Duvall. It is an evening with Nephew.

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Speaker 2: To me that it's East Weekend, that is Saturday, April nineteen.

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Speaker 2: Tickets are on sale right now, get it, get it,

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Speaker 2: get it. And laying in the cut is Louisville, Kentucky.

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Speaker 2: The Nephew was coming that is in May May twenty four,

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Speaker 2: twenty fifth. That will be Memorial Weekend. You understand. Memorial weekend.

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Speaker 2: Come get your laugh one, get your barbecue on, get

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Speaker 2: your whole nine yards. The nephew is in town, all right, okay, nephew.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was stupid.

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Speaker 2: Hey, if you and Charlotte call my uncle eight seven

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Speaker 2: seven twenty ninety and for real tell him how stupid

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Speaker 2: I really was.

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Speaker 1: Please please call him right now.

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Speaker 2: I ain't gonna lie to you eight something seven twenty ninety.

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Speaker 2: Just call him and tell him how stupid Timm it was.

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Speaker 1: Do it good, my nephew. You're listening Hardy Morning Show