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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 2: Hello, this is James.

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Speaker 1: Not anymore, Hello, not anymore.

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Speaker 2: I think you might have the wrong number.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I have the wrong number at all. James,

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Speaker 1: or should I say any artist formerly known as James?

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Speaker 2: Who is?

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Speaker 1: My name is James Philipp Reynolds, and i work a

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Speaker 1: floor down from you at and I'm going to be

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Speaker 1: moving over to your apartment very soon.

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Speaker 2: Okay, And what does that have to do with me?

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Speaker 1: It has to do a lot with you, okay, because explain, Well,

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Speaker 1: I'll explain right now. There's not enough room for two

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Speaker 1: James's in your.

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Speaker 2: Department, so you'll just have to be James or mister whatever.

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Speaker 2: You're lost.

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Speaker 1: That's the wrong answer. No, you're gonna need to change

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Speaker 1: your name.

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Speaker 2: What Why does somebody have to change their name? There

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Speaker 2: can be two James.

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Speaker 1: I'm James, they're not you.

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Speaker 2: I am also James.

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Speaker 1: No, you are not. You can be James at home

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Speaker 1: if you want to. You can play James or at

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Speaker 1: the office, though you're gonna have to change your name.

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Speaker 1: I'm the only James allowed here.

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Speaker 2: I don't understand. This isn't gonna let me explain it.

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Speaker 1: To you, James or whoever your name is. Now. I

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Speaker 1: work in the same company as you, a floor down

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Speaker 1: and I just got transferred to your department, and lo

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Speaker 1: and behold. I was looking through the employee names like

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Speaker 1: I do every single time that I have to get

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Speaker 1: in a new team, and I see there's another James,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, I gotta deal with this and nip

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Speaker 1: this in the bud before I start over there because

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Speaker 1: there can only be one James.

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Speaker 2: Why why can there only be one James?

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Speaker 1: Because there is only one there's not room for there's

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Speaker 1: not room for two James.

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Speaker 2: This, well, then maybe you don't come to It's.

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Speaker 1: Gonna happen when people need to send an email to James,

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Speaker 1: who is me?

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Speaker 2: There are last names that those are four.

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Speaker 1: What's gonna happen when someone goes, hey, James, here's your coffee.

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Speaker 1: Then both of us are gonna stand up and look

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Speaker 1: like a bunch of idiots not on my way.

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Speaker 2: Context clues and see if there's somebody next year.

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Speaker 1: All right, coffee, I'll be at your desk in a

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Speaker 1: little while. It's time to throw hands.

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Speaker 2: Wait, you're threatening to fight me right here in the Audice.

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Speaker 1: I'm not threatening anything. You just I'm making a I'm

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Speaker 1: making a promise that I will be right over there

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Speaker 1: to your cubicle in a few minutes and we are

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Speaker 1: gonna throw hands, bud.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, uh, while you're on your way over here,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna get Linda from HR and show meet.

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Speaker 1: Linda's getting punched in the face too if she's in

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Speaker 1: the way of me.

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Speaker 2: What okay, this is not I'm sorry. This is beyond

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Speaker 2: a joke. All right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So you're gonna change your name then, because they're

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Speaker 1: gonna be only one James.

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Speaker 2: No, No, I'm gonna find out who you are, and

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Speaker 2: this is gonna be a.

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Speaker 1: Par calling the cops, Like, call the cops.

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Speaker 2: I don't even know who you are.

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Speaker 1: I'll I'll give them a call and tell him to

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Speaker 1: check your desk drawer because guess who got to work

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Speaker 1: early today. This James did. Because this James new is

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Speaker 1: making this phone call. So this James planted a kilo

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Speaker 1: of something in there that the cops are not gonna

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Speaker 1: want to find in your desk. Buddy, You're going to

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Speaker 1: jail for a long time.

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Speaker 2: What the are you? You were in my drawers? So

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Speaker 2: you came to my what are you talking about.

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Speaker 1: I just happen to know that there's an illicit substance

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Speaker 1: in your desk, and I'm going to call the cops

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Speaker 1: and tell them exactly where to find it, and you

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Speaker 1: are going to be.

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Speaker 2: You know what. I just opened my doraworer and there's

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Speaker 2: nothing in there. If you want to come to my cubicle.

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Speaker 1: I'm here well, and then I'm calling HR.

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Speaker 2: She's coming on her way.

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Speaker 1: I text her and you ago you just swore, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you just swore, and.

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Speaker 2: Employ threatened to come over here and fight me, and

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Speaker 2: you said you planted a bunch of illsted things in

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Speaker 2: my desk. I think I'll be fine. I'm hanging up

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Speaker 2: the phone now. You're beat crazy. I'm not changing my name.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what this has even all about. I'll

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Speaker 2: see you around in.

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Speaker 1: The office and I'll tell you that this is a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call that your coworker Jenna set up. I'll

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Speaker 1: just do that right now. How you like that, Jenna,

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jubil from the Jubil shows. This is

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Speaker 1: Dubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on

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Speaker 1: you and Jenna set you up?

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Speaker 2: Is that why she's been looking at me this whole time. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: in fact, everybody's been looking at me because I'm yelling

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Speaker 2: at the phone.

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Speaker 1: They said that they've been adding people to your team,

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Speaker 1: and she wanted to mess with you.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm definitely going to be the only James here.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jubile Phone Franks weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties