WEBVTT - #164: You Saw My Junk?!?

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<v Speaker 1>Guess we've just got sad today. There Brooklyn Buz that

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<v Speaker 1>had been away. They both have so much to see.

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<v Speaker 1>You know their names. You remember Past again episode one

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<v Speaker 1>of the Brooklyn Boys podcast in stereo, but not on

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<v Speaker 1>stereo like last week. We are back in the basement

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<v Speaker 1>and in Scary's apartment because we were on vacation last week,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is our coming back for vacation music. But

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<v Speaker 1>you might not think we were on vacation because we

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<v Speaker 1>surprise you with a bonus Brooklyn Boys episode last week

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<v Speaker 1>with number one sixty three, which was fully you are.

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<v Speaker 1>If you were a new listener last week, you have

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<v Speaker 1>joined us in order, but we would we we would

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<v Speaker 1>suggest after today you go back to zero and start

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<v Speaker 1>from the beginning, only because it makes more sense. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna read some posts later where people were telling

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<v Speaker 1>me they're awful listening habits. It's okay to vomit listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mind you listening to the current episode. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>wait as long as you you You have to balance

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<v Speaker 1>that by having you know one and one, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like when you go back to number three and then

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<v Speaker 1>when it doesn't work, because if we say something in

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<v Speaker 1>episode one and you don't know what we're talking about, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get it. Who's Abe? Have you red soda? What? Dill?

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<v Speaker 1>But Brodie think about it this way. At some point

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to be insurmountable. We're up to episode four

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<v Speaker 1>thousand six one. Were you really going to tell people

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<v Speaker 1>to start listening at zero? I'll tell you why, because

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<v Speaker 1>episode four thousand whatever you said is not going to

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<v Speaker 1>be as good if you didn't go back and listen

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<v Speaker 1>from the beginning. I think this is the kind of

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<v Speaker 1>show that you could kind of pick up on. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>if I see you, Gary, if I say to you,

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<v Speaker 1>you really need to watch Grey's Anatomy, you never watched.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a great show. Are you gonna start from season

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<v Speaker 1>seven or you're gonna start from season one? You're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>start from season one? Can from there's so much episode

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking, I'm I'm thinking this through for the first

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<v Speaker 1>time here, Brodie, and I'm thinking, you know, how could

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<v Speaker 1>it be that this the content they're hearing now in

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<v Speaker 1>episodes ten, fourteen, eighteen are as relevant. There's some outdated

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<v Speaker 1>stuff in there. I mean, at some point dinner is

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<v Speaker 1>still irrelevant. True, But at some point, at some point

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<v Speaker 1>you come to the pandemic episodes when we're quarantining last year,

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<v Speaker 1>and it don't sound right. It just sounds out of whack.

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<v Speaker 1>It don't sound right. It won't sound right. It won't

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<v Speaker 1>it doesn't speaking of so, so, I don't know, you

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk quickly about about the fact that we

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<v Speaker 1>were on vacation. I took this time to go to

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<v Speaker 1>Miami and get out of here. It was a mental break.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a mental health break from me. I wouldn't you.

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<v Speaker 1>I would say the mental part, yes, thanks. So we

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<v Speaker 1>were off for the week. I was here by myself,

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<v Speaker 1>and my girlfriend is like, I don't get the week off,

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<v Speaker 1>go have fun, right, So I went to Miami with

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<v Speaker 1>some friends. And you know how we always talk in

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<v Speaker 1>this area about, you know, the New York and New

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<v Speaker 1>Jersey area being thirty to fifty percent open, a little

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<v Speaker 1>more conservative with the pandemic recommendations, and we're not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get into pandemic, but we're just saying we're not used

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<v Speaker 1>to it because here we just opened up indoor dining

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<v Speaker 1>in New York City like two weeks ago for Valentine's

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<v Speaker 1>Day or last whatever it was, and then this week

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<v Speaker 1>it's extending on Friday to and stadiums and arenas are

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<v Speaker 1>now opening a ten percent here, which is a huge deal. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess what Florida is the fun wide open? It

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<v Speaker 1>is everything's wide open. Are a lot of places in

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<v Speaker 1>the country, and again it's different. It's New York as

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<v Speaker 1>as everybody knows, as a hub city for global trance

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<v Speaker 1>uh travel, And we're fifteen million people squished into a

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<v Speaker 1>smaller area. We can fit about a hundred North Dakotas here.

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<v Speaker 1>So remember the Drake song zero to a hundred, real quick,

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<v Speaker 1>real fucking quick, that one. That's what I did. He

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<v Speaker 1>went to Miami. I know you got a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of sun, but I know you did some fine dining.

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<v Speaker 1>I did. Now, you told me a story about going

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<v Speaker 1>to a restaurant that was so you told me after

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<v Speaker 1>the fact. It was so exclusive. A lot of celebrities there.

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<v Speaker 1>There were This is place called Mila not a sponsor.

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<v Speaker 1>Were great if they sponsored us? Food is amazing. It's

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<v Speaker 1>it happened. It's the hottest restaurant in Miami right now.

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<v Speaker 1>And I did not use by the way, I did

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<v Speaker 1>not use the Elvis Duran show, nor my Scary Jones

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<v Speaker 1>hook a buddy of mine who lives in Miami, made

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of phone calls and got me and my

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<v Speaker 1>friends an outdoor dining reservation at mel um So spell

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<v Speaker 1>At like Mila kunis exactly that. Yes, Mila, m I

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<v Speaker 1>l a and so we so we we had the

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<v Speaker 1>best table in the house. We were outside. We're actually

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<v Speaker 1>away from it all, you know. We had this big

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<v Speaker 1>round table out there and it was so much, so,

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<v Speaker 1>so awesome that when when it started raining above us,

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<v Speaker 1>they had these vertical blinds on the ceiling that actually

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<v Speaker 1>they pressed the button and they were remote control and

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<v Speaker 1>they actually turned into like a little mini roof. It

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<v Speaker 1>was hysterical. And that's exactly what happened during that so

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<v Speaker 1>so so you know, we used we used door dash.

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<v Speaker 1>Last week, I had Friday's Deliver monz all sticks and Hamburgers. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>oh you did always that was your I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to make you feel bad, scary, but we did a

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<v Speaker 1>little dashing dashing through the snow that you guys got

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<v Speaker 1>here three times? What was that? Like, I missed all

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<v Speaker 1>three snowstorms we had. We shoveled the driveway and then

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<v Speaker 1>it's snowed on top of what we shoveled, so the

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<v Speaker 1>driveway got snow again. And then it's it's snowed again,

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<v Speaker 1>so the sides of our driveway up our mountains of snow,

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<v Speaker 1>and it got to we broke one shovel. When we

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<v Speaker 1>lost one shovel out of the four shovels we were using,

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<v Speaker 1>it was terrible. And and and my guy across the

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<v Speaker 1>street with the snowblower. We didn't time it right. Normally,

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<v Speaker 1>if he snow show, if he snowblows, then we go

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<v Speaker 1>out as he's finishing up and he sees a struggling

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<v Speaker 1>He goes, guys, want me to uh, oh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to, and then you'll help us out.

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<v Speaker 1>But we kept waiting and waiting. Finally we had to.

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<v Speaker 1>We had to go out, So you shoveled. The only

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<v Speaker 1>snow we got in Miami was in the bathrooms with

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<v Speaker 1>people doing coke. But that's a whole other story. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well I don't know that personally. It just hard to

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<v Speaker 1>do coke with a mask on though, right, Yeah, well

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<v Speaker 1>you have to take it off in the bathroom. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And we're sitting outside, good good table, good food, big

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure, big tip, big everything, huge everything. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 1>and we were leaving right, so as I was, we're

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<v Speaker 1>leaving um and I'm the whole time in Miami. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't post. By the way, I took a seven day

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<v Speaker 1>hiatus from social media. Well because I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>rub First of all, I don't want to rub it

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<v Speaker 1>in people's faces where ha ha, it's eight degrees where

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<v Speaker 1>I am, which, by the way, the only the only

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<v Speaker 1>warm spot in the United States last week really was

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<v Speaker 1>was South Florida. Everything the entire country, including Texas as

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and other places where like zero temperatures you

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<v Speaker 1>would have to fly to Cancoon and leave your state

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<v Speaker 1>behind if you wanted to get warm. Correct. So Number one,

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<v Speaker 1>I stayed off social for that. Number two Ohio, And

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<v Speaker 1>number two I just felt like, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>get into the conversations with people about like you know,

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<v Speaker 1>what they're comfortable with, which is you know, versus what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm comfortable with. So so I kept it kind of cool.

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<v Speaker 1>But here he left the restaurant, you got to walk

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<v Speaker 1>through the main dining room. I did, and as I

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<v Speaker 1>got through the dining room, you wait a minute, hold on,

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<v Speaker 1>you were wearing your mask, right, Yeah, that's a rule,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way. That's that applies everywhere you're wearing your mask.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm asking for a reason because I know where this

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<v Speaker 1>is going. I want to make sure scary. Yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>as soon as as soon as you leave the table,

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<v Speaker 1>you put your mask back on your walk to the

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant to get outside. And as you're walking through. As

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<v Speaker 1>I'm walking through, I run square into one of the

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<v Speaker 1>CEOs of our company and he's having dinner, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>and he looks at me. I look at him. He

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<v Speaker 1>does a double take and he jumps out of his seat.

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<v Speaker 1>He goes scary. Right, this is a man who is

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<v Speaker 1>in charge of eight hundred radio stations, yes, with you know,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty employees maybe roughly, and uh, you know, because of

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<v Speaker 1>the show we're on where high profile, we've met him

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<v Speaker 1>many times. He sees your eyes in your hair and

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<v Speaker 1>he's like that scary. He knew right away it was me.

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<v Speaker 1>Had you not separated your eyebrows? Did you have the

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<v Speaker 1>unibrow going maybe? He's like, oh, unibrow. Oh no, I

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<v Speaker 1>was well groomed, Miami. I have to shave my chest

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<v Speaker 1>and my eyebrows. Oh no, no, no no, no, no no no.

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<v Speaker 1>You cannot show up at a Miami Pool with an

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<v Speaker 1>unshaven chest. I mean it's a it's a that's not true.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a lot of Europeans there who don't shave their chest,

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<v Speaker 1>but no shaves. No, no, it's a shave chest zone.

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<v Speaker 1>Every time you enter the pool area in any South

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<v Speaker 1>Florida or Scottsdale or wherever you're going pool, you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>shave your chest. You can't show up with a hairy,

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<v Speaker 1>fucking brillo pad. I'll be in a hoodie. Then going

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<v Speaker 1>in the pool with a hoodie on, that's fine. Well anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah, so so yeah, my uni brow was ship.

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<v Speaker 1>He recognized me right away, like scary. He goes, oh, listen,

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<v Speaker 1>so and I'm trying to keep a little profile that

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<v Speaker 1>him there, and he says, oh, I got a text.

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<v Speaker 1>Al was to tell him you're here, Like and I

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<v Speaker 1>please don't. I'm like, it's okay, you don't have the

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<v Speaker 1>text albums and let him know. But but then I

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<v Speaker 1>felt like, you know what if the CEO of the

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<v Speaker 1>company is down here and he's like, hey, loving the weather,

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<v Speaker 1>you loving there, I guess I got a free pass.

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<v Speaker 1>And I kind of got you know, it was almost

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<v Speaker 1>like permission for me to be there without any of

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<v Speaker 1>my The heads of the company like coming down on

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<v Speaker 1>me that I was there. So I felt like he

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<v Speaker 1>overrules everybody, right, How cool is that? So cash rules

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<v Speaker 1>everything around me? Yea, So so this dude. So we

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<v Speaker 1>had a five minute conversation. He went back to his dinner,

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<v Speaker 1>and as I'm walking away, I'm like, I guess I

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<v Speaker 1>don't feel so bad for being here now billions in

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<v Speaker 1>the same restaurant as mate. And so as we're leaving,

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<v Speaker 1>who was coming through? Who's coming into the restaurant? Was

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<v Speaker 1>your bertie? What are your favorites? Who on this point

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't tell me? Stool President, Dave Portnoy, the head

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<v Speaker 1>Barstool Sports, the pizza guy that just one bite dude,

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<v Speaker 1>the guy in charge of Ago when he said Slice

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<v Speaker 1>for Life by mistake, right, Yeah, the cole her Daddy

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<v Speaker 1>podcast we got, the podcast we got. So he's rolling in,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm rolling out and he takes over my table. No, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they gave him and the El Presidente table, but he

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<v Speaker 1>was at the scar He Jones table. If you think

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<v Speaker 1>about it, because I had it first. Okay, but did

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<v Speaker 1>you talk to him about our podcast? Did you mention?

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<v Speaker 1>I just I didn't even say hello to him. That

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<v Speaker 1>seems like a career move. Blunder right there. I was

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<v Speaker 1>also staying at the one hotel where he actually has

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<v Speaker 1>a residence, so I saw him three times that week.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, the what's the name of the hotel,

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<v Speaker 1>the one hotel, the one you stayed at. What's the

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<v Speaker 1>name of it? The one? It's the one on It's

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<v Speaker 1>the one. No, the word stand it. It's very trendy.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it. What's the name of the hotel? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's called the one. It's the one. You know, the one.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't you know this hotel called the one? The number one,

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<v Speaker 1>the number one. It's the number one hotel. I go

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<v Speaker 1>to the number eighty six. You go, you go to

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<v Speaker 1>the motel six. This is not that bad. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I've been a Motel six. Not wrong with it, but hotel. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah, it's it's called the one. It's a chain.

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<v Speaker 1>You can look at what's the what's the two? Like?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that. I don't know. I think they

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<v Speaker 1>just have that. But anyway, that's part of the competition

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<v Speaker 1>that they just call themselves the one. Yeah, it's called

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<v Speaker 1>the one. Yeah. So so that was the first part

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<v Speaker 1>of my week. But the second part of my week

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<v Speaker 1>I rented an Airbnb and Brickle nearby Brickle, and I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta tell you that's not from me. Brickle too far

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<v Speaker 1>from the scene. No, no, no, the airbnb style thing,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, it's from me. Yeah. You don't get the champagne, don't.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't get the perks, you don't get the it's

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<v Speaker 1>just like kind of you're on your own. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of like renting an apartment. So it's just

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<v Speaker 1>not my style. But it's okay. Listen, A lot of

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<v Speaker 1>airbnb is are very popular. But well, I have a

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<v Speaker 1>Brickle question for you. Um. Our friend Brooke Morrison, who

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<v Speaker 1>was worked at Why one hundred for the last couple

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<v Speaker 1>of years, is no longer Why one moving back to

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<v Speaker 1>Los Angeles. So she's actually moving at a Brickle right

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<v Speaker 1>tomorrow morning. I believe as well. She's going back to

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<v Speaker 1>l A right now. Somebody said, oh my god, you're

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<v Speaker 1>leaving Paradise and her response was, well, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if you've been to l A. It's also Paradise. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to l A. So uh, having been to both,

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<v Speaker 1>would you say now? Look, she may be more used

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<v Speaker 1>to l A, having you know, spent lived there for

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<v Speaker 1>many years. But can you compare l A to Miami.

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<v Speaker 1>Is a driving town, you got a good drive everywhere,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, whereas Miami's very close knit. Um My, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I think beach, beach, beach. It's just beach now California,

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<v Speaker 1>California beach. But it's not as I don't know, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think of l A. I think of l A

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<v Speaker 1>more of hustle and bustle. I think if you're looking

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<v Speaker 1>in the city of l A, I think of the

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<v Speaker 1>show business. If you're looking for a job, maybe l

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<v Speaker 1>A could be better than anyway, So one less resident

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<v Speaker 1>of Brickle. You could have rented our apartment. But uh

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<v Speaker 1>but anyway, So yeah, so and then and then I

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<v Speaker 1>get I get back from Miami. Now this is where

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<v Speaker 1>things kind of go a little sideways here that you

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<v Speaker 1>you hear this, You hear me talking for the past

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<v Speaker 1>ten minutes. Yeah, you're a little this little stuffy, little

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<v Speaker 1>mazally right. I didn't want to know. I heard you

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<v Speaker 1>this one on the radio, so I know that you're

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<v Speaker 1>a little off. Well I'm not off. I'm fine. I

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<v Speaker 1>feel not gonna lie. So that's great. But you sound

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<v Speaker 1>yeah so so, but you you have that, you have

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<v Speaker 1>that six point two million dollar system there. It's clearing

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<v Speaker 1>it up a little bit, right, not as much as

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<v Speaker 1>so we're doing the big show yesterday, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>sky b B and Nate both know that I was

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<v Speaker 1>in Miami, and you know, we know that the levels

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<v Speaker 1>of COVID were higher in Miami. You know at some

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<v Speaker 1>point you know, by the way, did you see the

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<v Speaker 1>article that came out today about Tampa people partying after

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<v Speaker 1>the Super Bowl? Al the chaoss, all the craziness, that's

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<v Speaker 1>how partied for a week. Are The levels are no

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<v Speaker 1>better or worse for COVID there today than they were last.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, the levels went down so except except for

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<v Speaker 1>one thanks, A lot of the people partying in the

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<v Speaker 1>streets were people in town for the super Bowl. It

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't a vocals well I don't know that. They're they're

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<v Speaker 1>just menasured measuring any an art that came out and

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<v Speaker 1>just playing Devil's advocate. If they all had it, then

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<v Speaker 1>the rate wouldn't go up. They'd all just keep having it.

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<v Speaker 1>True well anyway, so I'm not ruining for anybody to

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<v Speaker 1>be sick, So good for that. We were on the

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<v Speaker 1>Big Show today and yesterday, and I started, I sneezed

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of times, and my nose started running, so

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<v Speaker 1>I started looking a little sniffles. Well, Nate approaches me

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<v Speaker 1>after the show. It's like, um, me and Scottie b

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<v Speaker 1>and engineer Jeff are a little concerned for you right

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<v Speaker 1>now because we think you may have gone to Miami

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<v Speaker 1>and gotten the Rhona. And I said, come on, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, look at me. I feel great. Sure enough.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, you know, oh, that sounds like you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say sure enough, I have it. Sure enough. I go

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<v Speaker 1>to the I go go get checked out, and uh,

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<v Speaker 1>I do not have it. I took I took a

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<v Speaker 1>rabid test, and they they said you don't have it.

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<v Speaker 1>And then they kind of test that you take a

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<v Speaker 1>rapid you say it this and said rabid. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like I said, rabbit test. Well, the rabid rabid

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<v Speaker 1>test a rabbit. You know what the rabbit test is? No,

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<v Speaker 1>what's that? Oh? You know what we're taking when the

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<v Speaker 1>old expression taking a rabbit test, the rabbit die. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't that that expression? You never heard it? Oh my, oh, Mike,

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<v Speaker 1>when I tell you the story, you'd be like oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>um before birth control sticks that you peet on back

0:15:51.480 --> 0:15:53.720
<v Speaker 1>in the day, before my time. But back in the

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<v Speaker 1>day you would um some way give blood, either through

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<v Speaker 1>a trance, usually have the bunny rabbit eat your blood.

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<v Speaker 1>As a woman, my facts are little off. Don't tweet me,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, I don't. I'm good. I'm just I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just giving the overall. By the way, two weeks ago,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, don't tweet me about Denny Hamlin and Harvick

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<v Speaker 1>and Hamlin the NASCAR, and people still fel like I know,

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<v Speaker 1>of course, right, but I'm not mad at you. But

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<v Speaker 1>it was it was Denny Hamlin, not Harvick, or it

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<v Speaker 1>was Harvick not Hamlin. I think it was Hamlin, which

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<v Speaker 1>she called him Hamlin. Anyway, So if the rabbit died

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<v Speaker 1>from the blood, you were pregnant. So because of the

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<v Speaker 1>way your hormones had changed. So and again I know

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<v Speaker 1>it's not science. I'm just remembering the details vaguely, but

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<v Speaker 1>that's the gist of it. So people will go, how

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<v Speaker 1>you doing the rabbit died. That was the way of

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<v Speaker 1>saying she's pregnant. Yep, the rabbit died. Oh congratulations, Right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what that meant. Google it for the exact but

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<v Speaker 1>the gist of it was that if the rabbit died,

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<v Speaker 1>you were most likely pregnant because the hormonal shift in

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<v Speaker 1>your blood and your your levels, your pH was off. Whatever. Well, anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I took the rapid test and then then the doctor

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<v Speaker 1>comes in and you know, they checked my heart rate,

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<v Speaker 1>my blood level, by blood count, all that crap, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>all the blood plat pressure and you know, my temperature

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<v Speaker 1>and everything. Everything is absolutely normal. Do you know I

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<v Speaker 1>have normal blood pressure which I cannot believe. My bloodressures

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<v Speaker 1>not high. You show this thing isn't broken. And he's like, na, man,

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<v Speaker 1>he goes, do your blood pressure is normal? I said,

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<v Speaker 1>that's awesome, alright, great, I don't have blood pressure. Only

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<v Speaker 1>when I talked to you and do this podcast that

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<v Speaker 1>we get fucking crazy. That's what. That's why. Then he

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<v Speaker 1>should have taken my fucking put that thing around the

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<v Speaker 1>risk uh you know that shipped around my arm. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>So he comes back and he goes because because you know,

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<v Speaker 1>you do know that colds still exist, right, meaning like

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<v Speaker 1>it's okay, it is okay to have a cold. You

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<v Speaker 1>it is possible to still get the regular common cold.

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<v Speaker 1>But unfortunately because of these are these are COVID times.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone you sneeze, you cough, and everyone's like rode, everyone's screaming.

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<v Speaker 1>So the truth of the matter is, oh, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it is okay. It is possible to have a regular sniffle,

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<v Speaker 1>a regular seasonal common cold, but most people don't think

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<v Speaker 1>of it. So he's kind of laughing. He says that

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<v Speaker 1>most people come through this office, take the tests and

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<v Speaker 1>they'll they their their COVID negative, but but they're still like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, they're stuffed up, and they came in their

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<v Speaker 1>bequest they were like, just like, oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 1>have a sore throat, I have COVID. So everything is

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<v Speaker 1>COVID according to the doctor. But he's like, you're good,

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<v Speaker 1>You're good. You personally you're fine. So there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was that. All right. I'm gonna I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>correct what I say because I thought I would google

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<v Speaker 1>it just to make sure, and so, uh, slightly common misconception.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm learning something along with everyone else. Um. The urine

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<v Speaker 1>and blood of a pregnant woman in the early months

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<v Speaker 1>of pregnancy originally was injected into immature female mice their

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<v Speaker 1>ovaries would enlarge from trying to filter the urine or

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<v Speaker 1>the blood, and they would have to open up the

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<v Speaker 1>mouse and check the size of the ovaries, which case,

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<v Speaker 1>obviously the mouse would be dead. They didn't fix them, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>The rabbit test became a widely used test for pregnancy

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<v Speaker 1>starting in ninety nine, was the origin of the common

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<v Speaker 1>euphemism the rabbit died. The phrase was in fact based

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<v Speaker 1>on a common misconception about the test. While many people

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<v Speaker 1>have assumed that the injected rabbit would die only if

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<v Speaker 1>the woman was pregnant, in fact, all rabbits used for

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<v Speaker 1>the test died, and they had to be because they

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<v Speaker 1>had to be surgically opened in order to examine the

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<v Speaker 1>ovaries of the rabbit. So so yeah, I think people

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<v Speaker 1>said the rabbit died, you had a pregnancy test. I

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<v Speaker 1>was always under the assumption as a kid. But again,

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<v Speaker 1>I learned this when I was, you know, ten years old,

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<v Speaker 1>So forgive me. It's the rabbit test then, So then

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<v Speaker 1>it says eventually they figured out a way to do

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<v Speaker 1>with the same test on an African claude frog, which

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, of all the thousands of species animal, the

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<v Speaker 1>African claude frog like that's the one. Go get that

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<v Speaker 1>son of a bitch. Um. They were able to um

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<v Speaker 1>check out the swelling of the animals ovaries without the

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<v Speaker 1>need to cut the animal open. I guess the location

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<v Speaker 1>of the ovaries. They could tell the swelling that you

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<v Speaker 1>were pregnant. Who knew, right, So they didn't have to

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<v Speaker 1>kill the frog anymore. And that's why nobody says that

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<v Speaker 1>the frog died the rabbit died. You took a test,

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<v Speaker 1>but that was where the test came from God. But

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<v Speaker 1>you said Rabbid, I understand you thought I said rabbit. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>now listen, all right, So that was my vacation. What

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<v Speaker 1>about you? I mean you we did speak here that

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<v Speaker 1>you hit three storms and your snow shoveling. Outside of that,

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<v Speaker 1>was there anything you know? Any highlights here? Highlights you

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<v Speaker 1>want highlights? Yeah? From you were from your week off.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean we did have a momentous occasion for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Big deal. If you want to sit down here or not.

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<v Speaker 1>Um as a proponent of eating basic food right, not

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<v Speaker 1>not going to eat beyond burgers and plant based, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not gonna do it. I broke down. This is huge

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<v Speaker 1>for me. I broke down because I had some clue

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<v Speaker 1>in the house which I have occasional little sip with

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<v Speaker 1>little milk in this house, I had a little all right.

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<v Speaker 1>So I noticed because my wife is eating healthier for

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<v Speaker 1>about six months now. She's really made it, done a

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<v Speaker 1>nice job of eating healthier. No reason just then to

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<v Speaker 1>be healthier. Um, she has switched to alternative milks h

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<v Speaker 1>and she drinks. She drinks cash you milk with vanilla sweetener,

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<v Speaker 1>a little unsweetened vanilla cash you milk, and so as

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<v Speaker 1>opposed to fifty calories for fat free milk. This is

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<v Speaker 1>not a sponsor, but maybe they should be. It's five

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<v Speaker 1>calories for cashe milk. Whereas you would say cash you milk,

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<v Speaker 1>I would say, good bless you. You have COVID. So

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<v Speaker 1>so I broke down. I promised my daughter, who's vegan. Yes,

0:21:47.560 --> 0:21:49.720
<v Speaker 1>I have a vegan daughter. You'd never think. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how it happened. And under me, I didn't drive her.

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<v Speaker 1>It just it just is what it is. So I

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<v Speaker 1>broke down. I said I would try an alternative milk form.

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<v Speaker 1>And so, because I like cash shows and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like flax seed oil or hemp or any other you know,

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<v Speaker 1>just I went with the cash and milk already in

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<v Speaker 1>the house, so I gotta say, in my refrigerator right now,

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<v Speaker 1>I have mark m A l k. It's not milk.

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<v Speaker 1>It's doesn't sound right at all. Well, it's it's milk.

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<v Speaker 1>It's they're taking the A L from it. Sounds like

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<v Speaker 1>the sounds you would make if it was bat molk.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's called malk, not milk. It's my fridge. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's funny they call it that because the cash you

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<v Speaker 1>milk to me tasted like chalk chalk, so you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>like it. You know, you have a pepto bismol. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like liquid chalk, right, that's what the cash you

0:22:44.080 --> 0:22:45.960
<v Speaker 1>milk you. I went like this, I do this sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>that my kids make fun of because I go like that,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like, yeah, I put like my my tongue

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<v Speaker 1>against my palett of my mouth, trying tasting them like

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<v Speaker 1>I really want to, like, you know, really get a

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<v Speaker 1>feel for the flavor of it, like, and it has

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<v Speaker 1>like a It's like it's not smooth. It's a look gritty.

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<v Speaker 1>So I put some clue in it, uh, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was better. But then I put clue in the skim milk,

0:23:08.280 --> 0:23:10.159
<v Speaker 1>and that was better than the cash you milk. So

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<v Speaker 1>I have to figure out forty five calories per serving

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever the size is, is it worth it for

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<v Speaker 1>the taste? So I'm not sure. But that's a big

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<v Speaker 1>So that's big anytime anytime you delve into the world

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<v Speaker 1>of almond or cash you milk, or even oat milk,

0:23:25.720 --> 0:23:28.840
<v Speaker 1>which is very popular. Yeah, it's got a thicker bass.

0:23:28.960 --> 0:23:31.840
<v Speaker 1>It actually goes great with coffee. Uh, you know, that's

0:23:31.840 --> 0:23:34.679
<v Speaker 1>the plant based world. It's not. It's dairy free, as

0:23:34.720 --> 0:23:37.920
<v Speaker 1>you know, so it's better for you. It's lower calories

0:23:37.960 --> 0:23:40.920
<v Speaker 1>and if you could, if you could get pasted up, yeah,

0:23:41.000 --> 0:23:44.000
<v Speaker 1>then you're actually doing a lot better for yourself. I

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<v Speaker 1>may try it with a little cereal tomorrow morning. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>with my maple cheerios I have lined up for my

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<v Speaker 1>morning breakfast. Here's what else I did? I became that

0:23:52.960 --> 0:23:56.199
<v Speaker 1>douche bag. Not that I'm not normally well, well you

0:23:56.240 --> 0:24:00.000
<v Speaker 1>always were, So how is this it's unintentional? I would

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<v Speaker 1>apology too. I want to say thirteen people, maybe more

0:24:06.359 --> 0:24:09.600
<v Speaker 1>so I think you have more people more apologies than

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<v Speaker 1>that over your life's bad? Oh yeah yeah, yeah, Saturday

0:24:12.520 --> 0:24:17.879
<v Speaker 1>before Super Bowl. Okay, I don't it was, it said, no,

0:24:18.359 --> 0:24:21.040
<v Speaker 1>it was the Saturday of the snowstorm that was coming

0:24:21.080 --> 0:24:23.639
<v Speaker 1>on Sunday. I think whatever the day was that the

0:24:23.720 --> 0:24:26.920
<v Speaker 1>snowstorm was coming Sunday into Monday. I went the day

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<v Speaker 1>before to to shop Right, which is our big grocery

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<v Speaker 1>store here in the area, and I knew it would

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<v Speaker 1>be busy. But my wife texted me and said, hey,

0:24:36.359 --> 0:24:40.280
<v Speaker 1>maybe it was Friday. It was Friday, Saturday, whatever it was. Um,

0:24:40.400 --> 0:24:44.320
<v Speaker 1>she said, hey, listen, Um, I was just in Whole

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<v Speaker 1>Foods maybe or some other supermarkets Stu Leonards. Maybe she

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to let you know, it's crazy. I was

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<v Speaker 1>going to visit my mom, you know what I'm talking about.

0:24:52.520 --> 0:24:55.320
<v Speaker 1>My mom lives off forty minutes south of where I live.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's just maybe you should go. And I was

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<v Speaker 1>in the parking lot ready to go in. She you know,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe you should go and shop by your mom's because

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<v Speaker 1>it's less crowded, it's a more rural area. Because if

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<v Speaker 1>the supermarkets are crazy, I said, well, I only need three,

0:25:10.080 --> 0:25:12.679
<v Speaker 1>three or four things I'm picking up. My mom has

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<v Speaker 1>to pick a couple of things up. I'll just grab

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<v Speaker 1>them and uh, you know, I'll go to the express

0:25:17.000 --> 0:25:19.440
<v Speaker 1>line should be fine, She's all right. Well, the line

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<v Speaker 1>was around the store where I was okay, all right,

0:25:22.720 --> 0:25:25.959
<v Speaker 1>I go in. Seems normal. The lines of the register

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<v Speaker 1>don't seem crazy long uh, the self checkout area doesn't

0:25:31.040 --> 0:25:34.400
<v Speaker 1>seem too crazy. So I go and I uh doing

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<v Speaker 1>my shopping, grab my three or four things that my

0:25:36.080 --> 0:25:38.760
<v Speaker 1>mom wanted wanted to things for me, And I see

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<v Speaker 1>in the back of the store, which is where all

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<v Speaker 1>the cold cuts, that the cold that the deli counter,

0:25:42.760 --> 0:25:45.000
<v Speaker 1>and then all the all the butcher the butcher area,

0:25:45.480 --> 0:25:47.399
<v Speaker 1>you know where the meat and the chicken and everything is.

0:25:47.880 --> 0:25:51.440
<v Speaker 1>That whole back row is lined with people with shopping

0:25:51.440 --> 0:25:54.520
<v Speaker 1>carts all the way down to the last where dairy is,

0:25:54.920 --> 0:25:57.680
<v Speaker 1>and then down the dairy aisle. Now that's like an

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<v Speaker 1>hour and a half. What are they waiting for? They're

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<v Speaker 1>all online. So what they were doing was which I

0:26:01.840 --> 0:26:05.080
<v Speaker 1>couldn't tell when I first walked in. They were lined

0:26:05.160 --> 0:26:07.960
<v Speaker 1>up to go. So they were had one line and

0:26:07.960 --> 0:26:09.720
<v Speaker 1>then somebody on the other end of the store. Because

0:26:09.720 --> 0:26:11.960
<v Speaker 1>I come in on an aisle one and the dairy

0:26:12.040 --> 0:26:14.679
<v Speaker 1>isle is like all thirty right whatever the last aisle is,

0:26:15.040 --> 0:26:17.960
<v Speaker 1>so I couldn't see down there. They were waiting in

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<v Speaker 1>the aisle and someone would wave them to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the registers when another register was open. If I saw that,

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like, fuck this and I'd about face and get

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<v Speaker 1>the hell out and go somewhere. So so I'm like

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<v Speaker 1>what I said, Well, you know, you know there were

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<v Speaker 1>other stores. Understand I understand it. So I had my items,

0:26:34.480 --> 0:26:36.560
<v Speaker 1>but I picked out the perfect tomatoes for my mom.

0:26:36.960 --> 0:26:39.919
<v Speaker 1>I picked up the perfect pairs there and be like,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, I wouldn't do that, so I'd have to

0:26:42.200 --> 0:26:45.280
<v Speaker 1>go put everything back. By the way, that surprise they

0:26:45.320 --> 0:26:49.000
<v Speaker 1>pay were registers open, They should have had some some

0:26:49.119 --> 0:26:51.119
<v Speaker 1>symbols that everything was open and way. They weren't doing

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<v Speaker 1>anything wrong. I'm not complaining about the way the store

0:26:53.000 --> 0:26:55.640
<v Speaker 1>was run, but I will tell you that speaking of produce,

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<v Speaker 1>have I talked about the produce bags? Have we talked

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<v Speaker 1>about that yet? Were they to get them open? You

0:27:00.920 --> 0:27:03.920
<v Speaker 1>you can't get them open. You can't. You can't because

0:27:03.920 --> 0:27:06.360
<v Speaker 1>you can't lick your fingers and you can put your

0:27:06.359 --> 0:27:09.280
<v Speaker 1>dirty shopping caught. So did your fingers are dry from

0:27:09.320 --> 0:27:11.560
<v Speaker 1>the cold and the bags don't open because you have

0:27:11.600 --> 0:27:13.720
<v Speaker 1>to like you have to like snap your fingers with

0:27:13.840 --> 0:27:16.080
<v Speaker 1>them to slide them open. You can't get them open.

0:27:16.280 --> 0:27:18.719
<v Speaker 1>So I had to go to the fish department and

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<v Speaker 1>put my hands in the ice to get them wet

0:27:21.200 --> 0:27:23.320
<v Speaker 1>to open the bags, to go back to the produce

0:27:23.400 --> 0:27:25.920
<v Speaker 1>section to open them up, and then put the tomatoes

0:27:25.960 --> 0:27:28.040
<v Speaker 1>in and the pears, and then I had to go

0:27:28.080 --> 0:27:30.000
<v Speaker 1>back and get more ice. So my fingers dried out.

0:27:30.440 --> 0:27:32.399
<v Speaker 1>So I tried to open up multiple bags. It couldn't

0:27:32.400 --> 0:27:34.159
<v Speaker 1>do it. Yeah, it's a paying the balls, it really is.

0:27:34.240 --> 0:27:36.600
<v Speaker 1>It's ter't. And and even if you did want to

0:27:36.600 --> 0:27:39.800
<v Speaker 1>lick your fingers, you have your mask on. Stick your

0:27:39.840 --> 0:27:43.560
<v Speaker 1>fingers up your mask. I'm not licking my fingers, so

0:27:43.560 --> 0:27:45.880
<v Speaker 1>so not. So I know people now who said they

0:27:45.880 --> 0:27:47.600
<v Speaker 1>go around with like you know, those things like those

0:27:47.600 --> 0:27:49.879
<v Speaker 1>stamp things that like they wet the stamps like a

0:27:49.880 --> 0:27:53.720
<v Speaker 1>little moisture. Sponges, sponges. They bring sponges now to the

0:27:53.760 --> 0:27:56.919
<v Speaker 1>supermarket so they can open the bags up. Yeah, you

0:27:56.960 --> 0:27:59.199
<v Speaker 1>gotta find the ice anyway, So I'm not gonna go

0:27:59.240 --> 0:28:00.840
<v Speaker 1>and undo the vet stables that it took me so

0:28:00.880 --> 0:28:02.919
<v Speaker 1>long to get into bags. So I figured, you know what,

0:28:03.000 --> 0:28:04.639
<v Speaker 1>let me go to the front and see how the

0:28:04.640 --> 0:28:07.600
<v Speaker 1>self checkout line is. So I see the self checkout line,

0:28:08.240 --> 0:28:14.399
<v Speaker 1>this uh three six maybe fifteen registers, like you know,

0:28:14.440 --> 0:28:18.280
<v Speaker 1>the machines to go and self check out. So I

0:28:18.359 --> 0:28:21.080
<v Speaker 1>see one's open, I go, and I go right up,

0:28:21.119 --> 0:28:23.520
<v Speaker 1>and I'm ringing up my order. And I had to

0:28:23.600 --> 0:28:25.560
<v Speaker 1>ring up two orders, mine and my mom's because I

0:28:25.640 --> 0:28:27.359
<v Speaker 1>use her credit card for her stuff and I use

0:28:27.440 --> 0:28:29.480
<v Speaker 1>my mine. So i'm there. I don't see a line,

0:28:29.480 --> 0:28:32.919
<v Speaker 1>so like great, So I ring my stuff up and

0:28:32.920 --> 0:28:37.159
<v Speaker 1>then I turned back to the opening of this area.

0:28:37.720 --> 0:28:40.200
<v Speaker 1>The there's a woman there directing traffic who was not

0:28:40.240 --> 0:28:43.640
<v Speaker 1>there when I walked up. And in the aisle, not

0:28:43.760 --> 0:28:46.240
<v Speaker 1>the one I came out of. In the aisle direct

0:28:46.280 --> 0:28:49.200
<v Speaker 1>me across the self checkout is a line going to

0:28:49.320 --> 0:28:51.760
<v Speaker 1>all the right in the back of the store. So

0:28:51.840 --> 0:28:55.840
<v Speaker 1>I have now intentionally I'm the guy. So I don't

0:28:55.840 --> 0:28:58.880
<v Speaker 1>think anyone noticed because they would be like, hey dude,

0:28:59.160 --> 0:29:01.160
<v Speaker 1>they were like, hey, oh oh, it's a line over here.

0:29:01.360 --> 0:29:04.560
<v Speaker 1>Nobody did that, and nobody stopped you. You know why,

0:29:04.560 --> 0:29:06.720
<v Speaker 1>because there wasn't another one of you standing there in

0:29:06.720 --> 0:29:09.280
<v Speaker 1>the line to call them out, because you would have

0:29:09.320 --> 0:29:13.080
<v Speaker 1>called out anybody. I do the throat clear don't get

0:29:13.120 --> 0:29:17.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, am I am? Excuse me as a line? Yeah,

0:29:17.520 --> 0:29:19.560
<v Speaker 1>unless there's so big that I don't want to get

0:29:19.560 --> 0:29:23.360
<v Speaker 1>anybody upset but you. But so nobody said anything to me,

0:29:23.920 --> 0:29:26.640
<v Speaker 1>so I felt bad, But I was that guy. I

0:29:26.680 --> 0:29:28.960
<v Speaker 1>don't think anbody. So if a tree falls in the forest,

0:29:28.960 --> 0:29:30.720
<v Speaker 1>there's no one there to hear, it doesn't make a noise.

0:29:31.080 --> 0:29:33.960
<v Speaker 1>So if nobody saw me scary, is it is it

0:29:34.160 --> 0:29:36.360
<v Speaker 1>as bad as if somebody saw me that pist because

0:29:36.360 --> 0:29:39.200
<v Speaker 1>your intentions you you did it unintentionally. You did not

0:29:39.240 --> 0:29:44.040
<v Speaker 1>intentionally saw there was no line. You're good. So that

0:29:44.120 --> 0:29:46.920
<v Speaker 1>was my vacation. That was the big one. That and

0:29:46.960 --> 0:29:48.880
<v Speaker 1>I want to talk to you. I'm gonna you know what?

0:29:49.560 --> 0:29:51.320
<v Speaker 1>Am I on? Am I on a roll? All right?

0:29:51.360 --> 0:29:53.040
<v Speaker 1>Well we have we have to take a break, but

0:29:53.200 --> 0:29:56.320
<v Speaker 1>I have something really disturbing I need to really address

0:29:56.400 --> 0:29:58.080
<v Speaker 1>coming up as well. All right, And I got a

0:29:58.160 --> 0:30:00.800
<v Speaker 1>Chinese food story, so we're even. We'll be right back,

0:30:00.840 --> 0:30:07.520
<v Speaker 1>all right. I mean that get cut off? Did what

0:30:07.600 --> 0:30:10.120
<v Speaker 1>get cut off? All I heard was podcast with Brody

0:30:10.160 --> 0:30:13.120
<v Speaker 1>and Scary that cut off in your headphones? Oh no,

0:30:13.240 --> 0:30:15.520
<v Speaker 1>that went that went right out over the air. Are

0:30:15.560 --> 0:30:18.120
<v Speaker 1>you are you are you still upset? I'm not. I'm

0:30:18.200 --> 0:30:21.920
<v Speaker 1>just you know, if if you need some reference, if

0:30:21.920 --> 0:30:24.840
<v Speaker 1>you need a if you need a reference point, listen

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<v Speaker 1>to the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast Elvis to Rand

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show from the uh Today, Well we're gonna reset it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to Towards the end of the podcast, Brody

0:30:39.000 --> 0:30:42.160
<v Speaker 1>makes a stunning admission live on the Live on the podcast,

0:30:42.200 --> 0:30:45.800
<v Speaker 1>which because the question was, have you have any of

0:30:45.840 --> 0:30:48.680
<v Speaker 1>you seen anyone else on the Morning Show naked right,

0:30:49.080 --> 0:30:51.800
<v Speaker 1>and nobody fest up to this until all of a

0:30:51.800 --> 0:30:57.760
<v Speaker 1>sudden nowhere, Brody's like, I saw a scaryes dick. Well, yeah,

0:30:57.760 --> 0:31:00.200
<v Speaker 1>I said private pods. But yeah, well yeah, but we

0:31:00.200 --> 0:31:01.840
<v Speaker 1>say dick, we don't. We don't. Yeah, I know what

0:31:02.000 --> 0:31:04.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm saying. On yeah, I said private pots too. I'm

0:31:04.160 --> 0:31:07.720
<v Speaker 1>like wait wait, I was like, what when we don't

0:31:07.720 --> 0:31:09.760
<v Speaker 1>We don't get dressed in front of front, in front

0:31:09.800 --> 0:31:11.560
<v Speaker 1>of each other, nor would we ever do that. Never,

0:31:12.000 --> 0:31:15.680
<v Speaker 1>And we've shared rooms together, rooms, that's right, many times.

0:31:15.880 --> 0:31:19.960
<v Speaker 1>So so why don't you explain to everybody now, bring

0:31:19.960 --> 0:31:23.440
<v Speaker 1>everyone up to speed when this was and what you

0:31:23.520 --> 0:31:27.120
<v Speaker 1>exactly saw. Okay, I can't remember if we were at

0:31:27.200 --> 0:31:30.680
<v Speaker 1>a hotel like at a resort or something, because it

0:31:30.760 --> 0:31:34.640
<v Speaker 1>wasn't a crowded bathroom, right, so, uh, we were in

0:31:34.640 --> 0:31:37.560
<v Speaker 1>a bathroom. We went a bathroom. It had I want

0:31:37.560 --> 0:31:40.920
<v Speaker 1>to say, like six or eight yurinals wide, like a

0:31:41.080 --> 0:31:45.120
<v Speaker 1>row of them, and we were probably four yurinals apart.

0:31:45.160 --> 0:31:49.120
<v Speaker 1>We did the we did the you know, meet gazing

0:31:49.160 --> 0:31:53.400
<v Speaker 1>space right, so you you leave, you leave at least

0:31:53.440 --> 0:31:56.120
<v Speaker 1>one or two spaces between if they if you had

0:31:56.160 --> 0:31:58.280
<v Speaker 1>that real estate right right. In fact, there was a

0:31:58.400 --> 0:32:00.160
<v Speaker 1>used to be an app on the iPhone and I

0:32:00.240 --> 0:32:04.040
<v Speaker 1>think which urinal game? Right? If a guy is at

0:32:04.080 --> 0:32:05.680
<v Speaker 1>the second one in the fifth one, which one do

0:32:05.760 --> 0:32:08.080
<v Speaker 1>you take? Like, oh, I take the third one or

0:32:08.080 --> 0:32:10.040
<v Speaker 1>the eighth one, whatever one, the one in the corner.

0:32:10.080 --> 0:32:12.320
<v Speaker 1>Because you're only blocking yourself off on one side. You

0:32:12.320 --> 0:32:13.800
<v Speaker 1>want to get points to paying if you picked the

0:32:13.840 --> 0:32:16.000
<v Speaker 1>right urinals. So scary and I did the right thing.

0:32:16.000 --> 0:32:17.800
<v Speaker 1>We were separated by a couple of urinals. Not that

0:32:17.840 --> 0:32:19.239
<v Speaker 1>it would have been wrong if we would staying on

0:32:19.280 --> 0:32:22.320
<v Speaker 1>top of each other, but it would have and urinals

0:32:22.760 --> 0:32:24.840
<v Speaker 1>on a second, if we're standing on top of each other,

0:32:24.880 --> 0:32:26.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm going on top because I'm gonna be on you

0:32:26.960 --> 0:32:29.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm not having if we're next to each other, if

0:32:29.280 --> 0:32:32.880
<v Speaker 1>we're if you're we're in adjacent urinals and his ten urinals,

0:32:33.000 --> 0:32:38.640
<v Speaker 1>we wouldn't choose to do that. We wouldn't. Right. If

0:32:38.640 --> 0:32:42.160
<v Speaker 1>Scary was right next to me and I saw his penis,

0:32:42.680 --> 0:32:44.680
<v Speaker 1>I would have to look down and make an active

0:32:44.680 --> 0:32:47.560
<v Speaker 1>attempt to see it. You really have to make an

0:32:47.600 --> 0:32:49.680
<v Speaker 1>effort to see the guys in the next to you

0:32:49.800 --> 0:32:53.080
<v Speaker 1>is penis right, But I don't remember why. Scary was

0:32:53.120 --> 0:32:55.480
<v Speaker 1>to the right of me, and it was like five

0:32:55.640 --> 0:32:58.120
<v Speaker 1>four or five urinals away, which is like eight ft.

0:32:58.760 --> 0:33:00.640
<v Speaker 1>This is pre pandemic. It was no reason to me

0:33:00.680 --> 0:33:03.719
<v Speaker 1>that far. He was far away from me, and so

0:33:03.840 --> 0:33:06.479
<v Speaker 1>I I, you know, thinking he's far away from me.

0:33:07.000 --> 0:33:09.400
<v Speaker 1>I could turn my head to talk to him because

0:33:09.400 --> 0:33:12.760
<v Speaker 1>we were talking right, because it's not like I looked

0:33:12.760 --> 0:33:15.320
<v Speaker 1>down there there it is. But for some reason, Scary

0:33:15.400 --> 0:33:18.000
<v Speaker 1>was like Superman in it where he was like standing

0:33:18.000 --> 0:33:20.600
<v Speaker 1>back from the urinal and one hand was on his

0:33:20.680 --> 0:33:23.120
<v Speaker 1>hip and he was whole Scary's left handed. If I'm

0:33:23.120 --> 0:33:26.200
<v Speaker 1>painting the picture, Scary's right hand was on his hip

0:33:26.720 --> 0:33:29.760
<v Speaker 1>and his left hand dip. We dip, we dip, and

0:33:29.800 --> 0:33:32.520
<v Speaker 1>Scary was holding himself with his left hand, which is

0:33:32.560 --> 0:33:34.880
<v Speaker 1>the side of the body that was facing me, because

0:33:34.920 --> 0:33:38.200
<v Speaker 1>I was on his left and Scary's left handed. Now

0:33:38.200 --> 0:33:41.120
<v Speaker 1>if he was if he was right handed, I would

0:33:41.160 --> 0:33:42.440
<v Speaker 1>have done he would have been on his hip. And

0:33:42.680 --> 0:33:48.920
<v Speaker 1>by the way, that is absolutely so he was superman

0:33:49.000 --> 0:33:51.360
<v Speaker 1>in it, right, He was superman in that hole in

0:33:51.480 --> 0:33:56.120
<v Speaker 1>the urinal. So when I looked over, because you see

0:33:56.200 --> 0:33:59.160
<v Speaker 1>more when you stand further away, I could see the

0:33:59.160 --> 0:34:02.280
<v Speaker 1>whole bath through him. So even though I looked at

0:34:02.360 --> 0:34:05.840
<v Speaker 1>his face, you can still see up, down, left and right.

0:34:06.040 --> 0:34:09.759
<v Speaker 1>Wasn't the partition was there? Partition? No? No, it was

0:34:09.800 --> 0:34:13.439
<v Speaker 1>a big open It wasn't a partition urinal. They don't

0:34:13.600 --> 0:34:15.800
<v Speaker 1>it was. It wasn't like foam booth urinals. It was

0:34:15.920 --> 0:34:19.839
<v Speaker 1>open wall of urinals. So when I looked over, I

0:34:19.880 --> 0:34:29.840
<v Speaker 1>could see you know, you're dick now saw that? Did you?

0:34:29.880 --> 0:34:31.640
<v Speaker 1>Did you see? What? Did you? Did it register the

0:34:31.680 --> 0:34:33.799
<v Speaker 1>process what you were seeing, and you're like, well, why

0:34:33.800 --> 0:34:35.680
<v Speaker 1>did you even look at my general direction while I'm

0:34:35.920 --> 0:34:38.520
<v Speaker 1>using Because you were so far away, it didn't occur

0:34:38.640 --> 0:34:40.799
<v Speaker 1>to me, like when you're next to a guy, you

0:34:40.840 --> 0:34:43.000
<v Speaker 1>look at his eyes. You don't turn your head at all. Right,

0:34:43.320 --> 0:34:45.640
<v Speaker 1>But you know when something is further away. If you

0:34:45.760 --> 0:34:48.000
<v Speaker 1>stand right up against an airplane, you can see the

0:34:48.040 --> 0:34:49.920
<v Speaker 1>thing in front of you, right, a little bit of airplane.

0:34:50.000 --> 0:34:52.400
<v Speaker 1>I understand planes in the sky, you can see the

0:34:52.400 --> 0:34:55.400
<v Speaker 1>whole airplane. So you were further away. I saw the

0:34:55.400 --> 0:34:58.400
<v Speaker 1>whole airplane, is what I'm saying. So on the podcast

0:34:58.480 --> 0:35:01.279
<v Speaker 1>today he's got it's more of a seven thirty seven

0:35:01.320 --> 0:35:06.320
<v Speaker 1>than a seven seven. Excuse me. I wasn't exactly aroused.

0:35:06.360 --> 0:35:09.480
<v Speaker 1>I was taking a piss, I'm taking a leak. Oh,

0:35:09.680 --> 0:35:11.640
<v Speaker 1>so you're saying it's a little shrinkage. I'm anna grower,

0:35:11.680 --> 0:35:16.440
<v Speaker 1>not a shower. I'm not judging. I don't remember the

0:35:16.520 --> 0:35:19.160
<v Speaker 1>episode of The Jersey Shore with Vinny Vinny when Vinnie

0:35:19.200 --> 0:35:22.000
<v Speaker 1>said that you know he's a grower, not a shower.

0:35:22.040 --> 0:35:26.520
<v Speaker 1>I'm a grower, not a showers. A relaxed state. And

0:35:26.600 --> 0:35:29.399
<v Speaker 1>by the way, I was doing nothing exciting about being

0:35:29.440 --> 0:35:32.239
<v Speaker 1>in the bathroom with you. I'm just there. So you

0:35:32.400 --> 0:35:35.120
<v Speaker 1>don't say I didn't look long enough to judge your

0:35:35.200 --> 0:35:38.719
<v Speaker 1>your abilities, or your or your your potential. I will

0:35:38.760 --> 0:35:41.439
<v Speaker 1>say I I understand why you weren't able to ask

0:35:41.440 --> 0:35:47.600
<v Speaker 1>your own date. That's just awful. But here's my favorite part. Yeah,

0:35:47.920 --> 0:35:53.920
<v Speaker 1>it comes out all these years later on a podcast,

0:35:54.040 --> 0:35:55.800
<v Speaker 1>because why would I haven't mentioned that? Why would I

0:35:55.880 --> 0:35:57.840
<v Speaker 1>be never scary? I just want to let you know

0:35:57.880 --> 0:36:00.120
<v Speaker 1>I saw you dick back there. I'm gonna mention that

0:36:00.520 --> 0:36:03.840
<v Speaker 1>because I gets into the whole conversation like, oh what

0:36:03.880 --> 0:36:06.959
<v Speaker 1>don't you see why? And then like every joke I made, Okay,

0:36:06.960 --> 0:36:11.480
<v Speaker 1>I understand you, this was like seven years ago, five six,

0:36:11.480 --> 0:36:14.680
<v Speaker 1>seven years ago, every joke I've made, you would be

0:36:14.680 --> 0:36:17.160
<v Speaker 1>thinking did I mean it? Did I say it because

0:36:17.200 --> 0:36:19.600
<v Speaker 1>I knew something or thought something? Every joke I make

0:36:19.640 --> 0:36:21.439
<v Speaker 1>about you having a small one or whatever, like joke

0:36:21.480 --> 0:36:24.320
<v Speaker 1>two guys joking to your knowledge, is me just joking

0:36:24.360 --> 0:36:26.600
<v Speaker 1>like any two guys, But you actually meant something by it?

0:36:26.640 --> 0:36:29.960
<v Speaker 1>All these years now, because I really, honestly, I have

0:36:30.040 --> 0:36:33.480
<v Speaker 1>not thought a second about that, that that thing happening

0:36:34.040 --> 0:36:37.520
<v Speaker 1>until he was today, when until we were sitting there

0:36:37.560 --> 0:36:39.680
<v Speaker 1>and I'm on my couch and my den and now

0:36:39.800 --> 0:36:41.520
<v Speaker 1>and they're like, oh, anybody, I'm like, no, I don't

0:36:41.520 --> 0:36:44.480
<v Speaker 1>think I've ever seen anybody. Oh shit. And it dawned

0:36:44.520 --> 0:36:47.520
<v Speaker 1>on me that many years ago in in a in

0:36:47.560 --> 0:36:52.280
<v Speaker 1>a large bathroom. I just four or five six yearnals away.

0:36:52.080 --> 0:36:54.440
<v Speaker 1>I may have seen it. I just can't believe that

0:36:54.520 --> 0:36:57.080
<v Speaker 1>it's only it's coming out now, it's coming to light

0:36:58.719 --> 0:37:02.600
<v Speaker 1>for better form. Okay, So you saw it, alright, great,

0:37:02.800 --> 0:37:07.440
<v Speaker 1>So I didn't study it like no, no, and that

0:37:07.600 --> 0:37:10.200
<v Speaker 1>it's I would again in that sense, I would go

0:37:10.280 --> 0:37:12.279
<v Speaker 1>for the meat substitute. Then I would need it be

0:37:12.360 --> 0:37:14.560
<v Speaker 1>on burger. I do not, and I know that you

0:37:14.640 --> 0:37:17.160
<v Speaker 1>have my atentions. And even if you did, I wouldn't

0:37:17.200 --> 0:37:19.600
<v Speaker 1>judge Jerry pick it up. I couldn't pick it out

0:37:19.600 --> 0:37:21.960
<v Speaker 1>of a lineup. I didn't see it for long enough

0:37:22.000 --> 0:37:24.640
<v Speaker 1>to know other than I. I saw the outline and

0:37:25.040 --> 0:37:28.200
<v Speaker 1>you left hand alright, alright, and you said I don't

0:37:28.239 --> 0:37:30.600
<v Speaker 1>seen enough here and you turn away. How about those mats? Right?

0:37:30.760 --> 0:37:33.279
<v Speaker 1>It was not It was not like you to turn

0:37:33.320 --> 0:37:36.640
<v Speaker 1>it into a very guy. You said to me, Am,

0:37:36.680 --> 0:37:40.040
<v Speaker 1>I circumcised. I would say, I don't know right because

0:37:40.080 --> 0:37:43.680
<v Speaker 1>you didn't study it. Right. I will tell you from

0:37:43.719 --> 0:37:48.719
<v Speaker 1>what my recollection was. It was pre Florida grooming. So

0:37:48.800 --> 0:37:51.439
<v Speaker 1>I would imagine that will be the case. Right back

0:37:51.480 --> 0:37:54.239
<v Speaker 1>in the day, ten years ago, eight years ago, people

0:37:54.280 --> 0:37:56.520
<v Speaker 1>weren't so crazy crazy with the waxing and the shaving

0:37:56.560 --> 0:38:00.520
<v Speaker 1>and the pulling and the plucking. All right, but I'm

0:38:00.560 --> 0:38:02.200
<v Speaker 1>joking with you on that point. I don't remember. I

0:38:02.280 --> 0:38:04.719
<v Speaker 1>honestly didn't pay any attention. I I brought it up

0:38:04.760 --> 0:38:08.640
<v Speaker 1>today because it was the podcast we needed content, and

0:38:08.640 --> 0:38:12.680
<v Speaker 1>it took seven years for this to Actually it wasn't memorable.

0:38:13.040 --> 0:38:15.960
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't memorable that Da pisces me off that I'm

0:38:16.080 --> 0:38:19.640
<v Speaker 1>upset so we I worked with a guy back in

0:38:19.680 --> 0:38:21.520
<v Speaker 1>the day when I worked at Chuck E Cheese many

0:38:21.600 --> 0:38:24.040
<v Speaker 1>many years ago, there was a guy. I'm not gonna,

0:38:24.040 --> 0:38:28.200
<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna say his name. Um

0:38:28.400 --> 0:38:30.200
<v Speaker 1>he was Italian, so if I say his name, it's

0:38:30.239 --> 0:38:33.560
<v Speaker 1>gonna be like no one say his name was. People

0:38:33.640 --> 0:38:37.720
<v Speaker 1>used to joke that he was very, very very well endowed.

0:38:38.360 --> 0:38:41.160
<v Speaker 1>A couple of his buddies like he was like part

0:38:41.160 --> 0:38:42.839
<v Speaker 1>of a group of four or five guys. They were

0:38:42.920 --> 0:38:45.359
<v Speaker 1>like and and I was like a peripheral friend. I

0:38:45.440 --> 0:38:48.120
<v Speaker 1>was like tier two. If a twenty people were going out,

0:38:48.120 --> 0:38:49.680
<v Speaker 1>we'd all go to dinner. But he was in a

0:38:49.680 --> 0:38:51.560
<v Speaker 1>group of like four or five guys that always make jokes.

0:38:51.920 --> 0:38:54.440
<v Speaker 1>A couple of them had like had three ways with him, like,

0:38:54.480 --> 0:38:56.239
<v Speaker 1>so they had been like involved when I saw it,

0:38:57.280 --> 0:38:59.640
<v Speaker 1>and you know a lot of times you hear like, Okay,

0:39:00.120 --> 0:39:04.840
<v Speaker 1>guy's got a big one. Whatever we had gone to.

0:39:07.320 --> 0:39:10.160
<v Speaker 1>I think it was Action Park if you remember Action Park,

0:39:10.239 --> 0:39:14.880
<v Speaker 1>Traction Park, Traction Park Class Action Park, which by the

0:39:14.960 --> 0:39:16.920
<v Speaker 1>documentary is fantastic. Yea, you guys got to check it out.

0:39:16.920 --> 0:39:19.120
<v Speaker 1>And there's also a book too about it, you know

0:39:19.160 --> 0:39:21.239
<v Speaker 1>what's frightening about. I don't want to get too much

0:39:21.239 --> 0:39:22.960
<v Speaker 1>into it, but the they were known for having no

0:39:23.040 --> 0:39:26.640
<v Speaker 1>safety protocols. The rides were designed by like a real

0:39:26.760 --> 0:39:29.839
<v Speaker 1>estate guy, Like he wasn't even a museum park guy.

0:39:30.160 --> 0:39:32.279
<v Speaker 1>So nothing was like figured out if like you could

0:39:32.640 --> 0:39:35.000
<v Speaker 1>it was safe if like the human body would stop

0:39:35.040 --> 0:39:38.080
<v Speaker 1>in the middle and get stuck the alpine slide, the

0:39:38.080 --> 0:39:44.799
<v Speaker 1>wave pool. I think we were at that place and

0:39:44.840 --> 0:39:48.200
<v Speaker 1>in the changing room. Uh, he was very you know,

0:39:48.239 --> 0:39:50.960
<v Speaker 1>like he was very proud of himself, and so I

0:39:51.000 --> 0:39:53.680
<v Speaker 1>think for like he was like, hey, check this out

0:39:53.840 --> 0:39:59.239
<v Speaker 1>or something. Honestly, it was frightening. Frightening. Yeah, it's one

0:39:59.239 --> 0:40:00.839
<v Speaker 1>thing to say like that guy's got a big one,

0:40:01.640 --> 0:40:03.840
<v Speaker 1>but he was like like helicopter ring, like making a

0:40:03.840 --> 0:40:08.960
<v Speaker 1>big joke about it. I don't want to say it

0:40:09.040 --> 0:40:12.799
<v Speaker 1>was he could he could drive a golf ball with it.

0:40:12.880 --> 0:40:16.120
<v Speaker 1>Like it was. It was uncomfortable when you go his

0:40:16.280 --> 0:40:18.840
<v Speaker 1>parents must have like made it with somebody made it

0:40:18.880 --> 0:40:25.200
<v Speaker 1>with a non human. It wasn't normal. It wasn't you know, right, Okay,

0:40:25.280 --> 0:40:26.960
<v Speaker 1>it was like it was like when he broke up

0:40:26.960 --> 0:40:28.560
<v Speaker 1>with a girl. You did not go out with her,

0:40:29.080 --> 0:40:34.000
<v Speaker 1>you did, you couldn't you kiss, couldn't sow a hot

0:40:34.040 --> 0:40:36.160
<v Speaker 1>dog down the hallway, right, So what I'm saying is

0:40:36.200 --> 0:40:38.520
<v Speaker 1>I did not get that vibe when I saw you

0:40:39.000 --> 0:40:43.520
<v Speaker 1>from a distance. So okay, Well, somewhere somewhere in between,

0:40:43.880 --> 0:40:45.879
<v Speaker 1>you have something to worry about, and that guy you're

0:40:45.880 --> 0:40:48.759
<v Speaker 1>fine from what I vaguely remember. Okay, good, all right,

0:40:48.800 --> 0:40:51.160
<v Speaker 1>we'll leave it at then I'd like to leave it there.

0:40:51.920 --> 0:40:54.680
<v Speaker 1>You leave it there right there? All right? Well, all right,

0:40:54.760 --> 0:40:57.760
<v Speaker 1>so we we by the way before we go into

0:40:57.840 --> 0:41:00.600
<v Speaker 1>whatever we were going to talk about next. I wanted

0:41:00.640 --> 0:41:03.360
<v Speaker 1>to we wanted to shout out some people that have

0:41:03.480 --> 0:41:08.719
<v Speaker 1>been awesome on on buying things from our store, the

0:41:08.760 --> 0:41:11.439
<v Speaker 1>Brook and Boys merch store, which which we haven't even

0:41:11.440 --> 0:41:15.280
<v Speaker 1>really promoted lately. We will be I guess eventually working

0:41:15.320 --> 0:41:20.360
<v Speaker 1>on some new stuff, new items for spring. But we

0:41:20.400 --> 0:41:22.040
<v Speaker 1>want to we want to, we want to clear some

0:41:22.040 --> 0:41:23.880
<v Speaker 1>of this stuff out of here. And and and by

0:41:23.920 --> 0:41:26.920
<v Speaker 1>the way, we are getting a couple of more sizes

0:41:26.960 --> 0:41:29.279
<v Speaker 1>filled in. I think on what you say on the

0:41:29.320 --> 0:41:32.000
<v Speaker 1>on the on the hoodies, I think, I think and

0:41:32.120 --> 0:41:35.320
<v Speaker 1>the property of shirts. Yeah. So shout out to Crystal

0:41:35.400 --> 0:41:41.520
<v Speaker 1>Moser from Northampton, Pennsylvania. She made a purchase the other day. Uh,

0:41:41.719 --> 0:41:47.200
<v Speaker 1>let's see, I have um. Christine Hayes she also made

0:41:47.239 --> 0:41:50.120
<v Speaker 1>she made a huge purchase in our merch store. Well,

0:41:50.120 --> 0:41:52.000
<v Speaker 1>thank you, Christine Hayes. Oh my god, yes she did.

0:41:52.040 --> 0:41:56.000
<v Speaker 1>She's from Miami Beach. Maybe she wonder if she got

0:41:56.000 --> 0:42:02.840
<v Speaker 1>into Mila. He also Chrisen Long Ellie or Ellie u

0:42:03.320 --> 0:42:06.560
<v Speaker 1>n G. I don't not even pronounced that. Shout out

0:42:06.560 --> 0:42:08.000
<v Speaker 1>to her. Could it could be Long, It could be

0:42:08.120 --> 0:42:10.560
<v Speaker 1>Leon Leon Okay, I don't want to miss pronounce your name.

0:42:10.600 --> 0:42:12.960
<v Speaker 1>But she's l u e or l e u l

0:42:13.000 --> 0:42:15.720
<v Speaker 1>e u n G. Yeah, it could be from Clark,

0:42:15.719 --> 0:42:19.319
<v Speaker 1>New Jersey. Thank you so much. Westfield. Yeah, and one

0:42:19.360 --> 0:42:22.280
<v Speaker 1>thirty five on the Garden State. Shout out to Jamie

0:42:22.360 --> 0:42:25.120
<v Speaker 1>Luke from Mount Laurel, New Jersey as well. Okay, how

0:42:25.160 --> 0:42:27.399
<v Speaker 1>many more names you got there? One or two more?

0:42:27.520 --> 0:42:30.520
<v Speaker 1>Just these are people. These are people that just showed

0:42:30.600 --> 0:42:33.479
<v Speaker 1>up to our merch store. And you know, we didn't

0:42:33.480 --> 0:42:35.799
<v Speaker 1>even solicit for it. We didn't say, hey, here's the thing.

0:42:35.840 --> 0:42:37.440
<v Speaker 1>If they're behind the car. I was thinking about this.

0:42:37.480 --> 0:42:40.320
<v Speaker 1>If they're behind, if you're behind on the podcast and

0:42:40.360 --> 0:42:43.400
<v Speaker 1>you're listening to like episode one fifty now, right, and

0:42:43.880 --> 0:42:45.920
<v Speaker 1>you're just learning now, you're just now learning that we

0:42:46.120 --> 0:42:47.799
<v Speaker 1>have a merch store. Right, you may have missed out

0:42:47.800 --> 0:42:50.080
<v Speaker 1>on the holiday stuff. By the way, there's a couple

0:42:50.120 --> 0:42:55.239
<v Speaker 1>of holiday Brooklyn Boys uh sweatshirts and t shirts left, which,

0:42:55.239 --> 0:42:57.239
<v Speaker 1>by the way, you could wear next holiday. Yes, I'm

0:42:57.280 --> 0:43:01.520
<v Speaker 1>just saying, get him now. Colleen Vernola from South Windsor, Connecticut.

0:43:02.200 --> 0:43:08.400
<v Speaker 1>And Monique Serrano she Teams Serrano from Palm Bay, Florida. Okay, well,

0:43:08.480 --> 0:43:11.000
<v Speaker 1>let's not give out our home address, but Teams Serrano

0:43:11.120 --> 0:43:13.440
<v Speaker 1>is is who she is. On Instagram, she sent us

0:43:13.480 --> 0:43:16.640
<v Speaker 1>a picture of herself wearing the gray Hoodie Brooklyn Boy

0:43:16.680 --> 0:43:19.920
<v Speaker 1>sweatshirt looking very nice, I might add. You and I

0:43:20.000 --> 0:43:22.120
<v Speaker 1>both commented on it. And then she did an instant

0:43:22.160 --> 0:43:25.320
<v Speaker 1>story thanking us for commenting. How could we not comment?

0:43:26.080 --> 0:43:28.120
<v Speaker 1>You know? And if you if you send us a

0:43:28.160 --> 0:43:31.200
<v Speaker 1>picture of you wearing the merch, we will gladly display

0:43:31.239 --> 0:43:34.000
<v Speaker 1>it on social media when will repost and retweet all that.

0:43:34.120 --> 0:43:37.880
<v Speaker 1>Carmela Barker in in a Spokane as well, thank you? Okay?

0:43:37.960 --> 0:43:40.840
<v Speaker 1>And Benjamin Mercado sent me a picture of his original

0:43:41.320 --> 0:43:44.719
<v Speaker 1>version one the orange, white and blue with the white

0:43:44.760 --> 0:43:48.160
<v Speaker 1>logo circle logo. His badly beaten up and worn out

0:43:48.640 --> 0:43:51.239
<v Speaker 1>shirt that he wears all the time because he says

0:43:51.239 --> 0:43:54.840
<v Speaker 1>he sliced for life. He wears it like crazy. Um,

0:43:54.920 --> 0:43:56.360
<v Speaker 1>so thank you for that. By the way. That's Brooklyn

0:43:56.360 --> 0:43:59.120
<v Speaker 1>Boys dot Big Hotel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot

0:43:59.160 --> 0:44:01.960
<v Speaker 1>Big Cartel dot com. There you go, so check out

0:44:01.960 --> 0:44:03.480
<v Speaker 1>if you have. If we don't have your size, we'll

0:44:03.520 --> 0:44:06.960
<v Speaker 1>be getting it in shortly. Um. Do we want to

0:44:06.960 --> 0:44:09.359
<v Speaker 1>talk about the video that I was gonna play last

0:44:09.360 --> 0:44:12.719
<v Speaker 1>week and how it reared its ugly head again this week? Yeah?

0:44:12.719 --> 0:44:14.680
<v Speaker 1>We could we could do that. I'm I'm I'm cool

0:44:14.719 --> 0:44:16.799
<v Speaker 1>with whatever you want to really do. I mean, I

0:44:16.840 --> 0:44:19.000
<v Speaker 1>have I have some other audio and then I have

0:44:19.040 --> 0:44:22.080
<v Speaker 1>a game show scam, in the game show scam, or

0:44:22.080 --> 0:44:24.480
<v Speaker 1>the video give you, I'll give you a choice. Well,

0:44:24.560 --> 0:44:27.359
<v Speaker 1>let's let's do the let's do the video. Okay. So

0:44:27.400 --> 0:44:29.479
<v Speaker 1>this was a video I was going to play last week,

0:44:29.800 --> 0:44:31.439
<v Speaker 1>and I think I teased it. I may have given

0:44:31.440 --> 0:44:34.319
<v Speaker 1>one of two examples. There are things there's a name

0:44:34.360 --> 0:44:36.439
<v Speaker 1>for it. I forget the name. I apologize, but they're

0:44:36.640 --> 0:44:40.440
<v Speaker 1>they're errors of coincidence. There are things in the grammatical

0:44:40.480 --> 0:44:44.759
<v Speaker 1>world that sounds like they make sense, but that's really

0:44:44.760 --> 0:44:46.960
<v Speaker 1>not where the term came from. And I think I

0:44:47.080 --> 0:44:52.640
<v Speaker 1>used the example. Golf does not mean gentlemen only ladies forbidden.

0:44:53.000 --> 0:44:56.319
<v Speaker 1>It just doesn't. By the way, are we playing some

0:44:56.400 --> 0:44:58.319
<v Speaker 1>sound from this? Are you playing it? I have, I

0:44:58.360 --> 0:45:00.480
<v Speaker 1>have the audience. Okay, I was just good. I don't alright.

0:45:00.600 --> 0:45:03.880
<v Speaker 1>So this is a girl from Canada, okay, and she

0:45:03.920 --> 0:45:06.319
<v Speaker 1>does that thing that everyone on TikTok does. I was

0:45:06.360 --> 0:45:10.600
<v Speaker 1>today years old when I learned, which is which is fine.

0:45:10.640 --> 0:45:12.200
<v Speaker 1>By the way, that expression will be dead in about

0:45:12.200 --> 0:45:15.920
<v Speaker 1>six more months. But when you say that, you should

0:45:15.960 --> 0:45:18.359
<v Speaker 1>be right right, you should be like I learned it,

0:45:18.400 --> 0:45:21.000
<v Speaker 1>I went to my whole life, and it's right. She

0:45:21.239 --> 0:45:26.120
<v Speaker 1>has a lot of following. God bless her. She's fun, entertaining.

0:45:26.960 --> 0:45:29.800
<v Speaker 1>But somehow this this popped up in my four you feed,

0:45:30.400 --> 0:45:34.000
<v Speaker 1>and it aggravated me so much because almost everything you're

0:45:34.000 --> 0:45:38.279
<v Speaker 1>about to hear her say is wrong. It sounds legit right,

0:45:38.320 --> 0:45:41.640
<v Speaker 1>it makes sense. Almost everything she says is wrong. There's

0:45:41.640 --> 0:45:44.120
<v Speaker 1>a couple of things like pinterest. She's right about pinterest.

0:45:45.000 --> 0:45:49.800
<v Speaker 1>Now why all along the lines of the the the golf.

0:45:49.880 --> 0:45:52.400
<v Speaker 1>The golf is the best example. It's the gentleman, a

0:45:52.480 --> 0:45:55.200
<v Speaker 1>gentleman only ladies forbidden, where somebody has made that ship

0:45:55.360 --> 0:45:58.719
<v Speaker 1>up right right, the the history of the words is

0:45:58.719 --> 0:46:01.520
<v Speaker 1>not where she's wrong. She's right about pinterest, But when

0:46:01.520 --> 0:46:04.400
<v Speaker 1>you hear it, you're like, now again, I can't. She

0:46:04.480 --> 0:46:07.040
<v Speaker 1>seems shocked by it. It seemed like people who know

0:46:07.080 --> 0:46:09.640
<v Speaker 1>what pinterest is would if you've ever like, you should

0:46:09.640 --> 0:46:12.000
<v Speaker 1>know what the where the word came from, especially if

0:46:12.000 --> 0:46:14.200
<v Speaker 1>you're a young girl on social media. If you didn't know,

0:46:14.239 --> 0:46:15.960
<v Speaker 1>it's not a big deal. But it's not like a

0:46:16.000 --> 0:46:18.120
<v Speaker 1>mind blowing thing. But I want you to listen to

0:46:18.120 --> 0:46:20.680
<v Speaker 1>her and listen to all the things she says. And

0:46:20.719 --> 0:46:24.280
<v Speaker 1>she's telling this. This video has millions of views because

0:46:24.320 --> 0:46:26.640
<v Speaker 1>people are sharing it like, oh my god, mind blown.

0:46:26.680 --> 0:46:30.799
<v Speaker 1>That's she's spreading. Oh my god, mind blown. So I

0:46:30.800 --> 0:46:33.080
<v Speaker 1>want you to listen, and I think maybe there's to

0:46:33.239 --> 0:46:40.000
<v Speaker 1>the reel. Here we go. I was today years old

0:46:40.160 --> 0:46:43.560
<v Speaker 1>when I found out that someone tells you to break

0:46:43.600 --> 0:46:46.319
<v Speaker 1>a leg before an audition because they hope you end

0:46:46.360 --> 0:46:52.800
<v Speaker 1>up in a cast. Making pilot is called a pilot

0:46:53.160 --> 0:46:57.800
<v Speaker 1>because it's the first time it's on airpe This little

0:46:57.840 --> 0:47:00.960
<v Speaker 1>piggy went to the market does mean the pig went

0:47:01.040 --> 0:47:05.400
<v Speaker 1>grocery shopping. It means the pig literally went to the market.

0:47:06.440 --> 0:47:12.240
<v Speaker 1>Pin test is called pin test because you pin your interest. Duh.

0:47:12.320 --> 0:47:15.400
<v Speaker 1>When someone tells you to hold your horses, they're telling

0:47:15.400 --> 0:47:20.240
<v Speaker 1>you to be stable. Nope, that's not what I means. Like, Nope,

0:47:20.280 --> 0:47:23.520
<v Speaker 1>you're wrong. Oh my god. Sand is called sand because

0:47:23.520 --> 0:47:28.640
<v Speaker 1>it's in between the sea and land desert. Wrong. Vision

0:47:28.680 --> 0:47:31.560
<v Speaker 1>symbol is just a fraction with dots replacing the numerator

0:47:31.600 --> 0:47:37.280
<v Speaker 1>and denominator. Dude, I just not noticed. Yeah, okay, alright,

0:47:37.440 --> 0:47:39.800
<v Speaker 1>So she sounds she sounds like she's dumb as a

0:47:39.840 --> 0:47:43.840
<v Speaker 1>boxer rocks to begin with, somebody, if you love the video,

0:47:44.040 --> 0:47:46.960
<v Speaker 1>she's got a face on, like mind blown everything, and

0:47:47.000 --> 0:47:50.359
<v Speaker 1>all the comments are mind blown, mind blown. I'm looking

0:47:50.400 --> 0:47:53.720
<v Speaker 1>at I'm forty six thousand comments. Here's the first comment.

0:47:53.760 --> 0:47:55.719
<v Speaker 1>I want you to hear the first comment, and my

0:47:55.800 --> 0:47:59.800
<v Speaker 1>mom says school is more important than TikTok. Ha ha. Yeah,

0:48:00.160 --> 0:48:03.360
<v Speaker 1>school is more important than TikTok. That's called irony because

0:48:03.400 --> 0:48:05.680
<v Speaker 1>you're learning stuff from a girl who doesn't know what

0:48:05.760 --> 0:48:10.000
<v Speaker 1>she's talking about. You're wrong, Yeah, she's wrong on all

0:48:10.040 --> 0:48:11.600
<v Speaker 1>of it. Now, can we get in touch with her?

0:48:11.640 --> 0:48:16.839
<v Speaker 1>Who is she? Let the slices go after her? Uh

0:48:16.880 --> 0:48:20.640
<v Speaker 1>in the name of being correct. No, not attack her,

0:48:20.920 --> 0:48:24.719
<v Speaker 1>but just be like, you're wrong, bitch. And then somebody writes, oh,

0:48:24.760 --> 0:48:28.400
<v Speaker 1>I heard slang is short for a short language short.

0:48:28.520 --> 0:48:34.080
<v Speaker 1>That's that's not real. All these are all coincidences that

0:48:34.120 --> 0:48:38.120
<v Speaker 1>they just happened to, right, So that's that's that's a

0:48:38.200 --> 0:48:41.080
<v Speaker 1>false etymology. E T Y M O L O G Y.

0:48:41.239 --> 0:48:43.640
<v Speaker 1>So So when it comes to some of these, let's

0:48:43.719 --> 0:48:47.160
<v Speaker 1>let's correct. Well here's why. So here's what what weird?

0:48:47.160 --> 0:48:50.239
<v Speaker 1>It's ugly head this week? Okay, and I had to

0:48:50.280 --> 0:48:53.200
<v Speaker 1>call her out for it. And and so if you

0:48:53.239 --> 0:48:57.600
<v Speaker 1>go on the Elvis Durant Show Instagram account, our social

0:48:57.600 --> 0:49:01.000
<v Speaker 1>media person. I don't have to mention her name. Okay.

0:49:01.560 --> 0:49:05.319
<v Speaker 1>She put up a picture, a graphic, a memish kind

0:49:05.320 --> 0:49:08.759
<v Speaker 1>of picture, and it said something to the effect of,

0:49:08.800 --> 0:49:11.640
<v Speaker 1>like it took me my whole life for you know,

0:49:11.680 --> 0:49:15.840
<v Speaker 1>I was today years old something like that. I just learned. Okay,

0:49:15.880 --> 0:49:20.520
<v Speaker 1>I just learned that be there would be square means

0:49:20.960 --> 0:49:25.839
<v Speaker 1>you won't be ah round like square round. She made

0:49:25.840 --> 0:49:28.279
<v Speaker 1>it like a shape reference like square round, like I

0:49:28.320 --> 0:49:32.720
<v Speaker 1>won't be around, which we both know, uh is false

0:49:33.000 --> 0:49:36.960
<v Speaker 1>because because to me, a square in back in the day. Well,

0:49:36.960 --> 0:49:39.680
<v Speaker 1>first of all came from the fifties. Well, I see

0:49:40.000 --> 0:49:42.280
<v Speaker 1>people are called L. They say you're an L seven

0:49:42.520 --> 0:49:45.080
<v Speaker 1>because if you take the letter L and the number

0:49:45.120 --> 0:49:47.800
<v Speaker 1>seven you put them together, it makes a square. But

0:49:48.000 --> 0:49:50.320
<v Speaker 1>at L seven is somebody who's a nerd or someone

0:49:50.880 --> 0:49:52.840
<v Speaker 1>as you're a band called L seven. Right, if you

0:49:52.880 --> 0:49:54.880
<v Speaker 1>take your left hand to make an L and your

0:49:54.960 --> 0:49:58.239
<v Speaker 1>right hand upside down, your right hand make seven seven,

0:49:58.360 --> 0:50:00.840
<v Speaker 1>put it together, it makes a square. You're in L seven,

0:50:00.920 --> 0:50:03.399
<v Speaker 1>meaning like you're such a term. The term came from

0:50:03.400 --> 0:50:06.200
<v Speaker 1>the fact you were so boring. You were like an

0:50:06.239 --> 0:50:11.040
<v Speaker 1>even sided blast square. That's it. Corners, points and as

0:50:11.080 --> 0:50:13.759
<v Speaker 1>we pointed out yesterday to each other, it was back

0:50:13.800 --> 0:50:16.759
<v Speaker 1>in the fifties when that term came about, right, I

0:50:16.800 --> 0:50:20.280
<v Speaker 1>just said that, Okay, I said that in the fifties,

0:50:20.400 --> 0:50:24.120
<v Speaker 1>So so okay. So I see this now and there's

0:50:24.200 --> 0:50:27.279
<v Speaker 1>thousands of people on the Elvis Duran Show again, who

0:50:27.239 --> 0:50:29.040
<v Speaker 1>all going, oh my god. I was today, years all

0:50:29.080 --> 0:50:30.759
<v Speaker 1>when I learned this. I bet I bet you could have.

0:50:30.800 --> 0:50:32.399
<v Speaker 1>I bet you could have fried an egg on your

0:50:32.400 --> 0:50:37.480
<v Speaker 1>head you were so hot. So what did you do? Well?

0:50:37.520 --> 0:50:40.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't want I don't want to like start correcting people,

0:50:40.400 --> 0:50:43.040
<v Speaker 1>first of all, because I don't want to undermine our show.

0:50:43.280 --> 0:50:45.399
<v Speaker 1>And in the grand scheme of things, it's fun, no harm,

0:50:45.440 --> 0:50:49.160
<v Speaker 1>no foul. So I I tweet the person who does

0:50:49.160 --> 0:50:52.080
<v Speaker 1>on social media and I say, hey, not for I

0:50:52.120 --> 0:50:55.040
<v Speaker 1>don't need you to take it down, but between us,

0:50:56.000 --> 0:50:59.160
<v Speaker 1>that's wrong. So just so you know, as a human being,

0:50:59.160 --> 0:51:02.040
<v Speaker 1>as an adult, did she say she was mind blown

0:51:02.040 --> 0:51:05.440
<v Speaker 1>in today's years old? When at first she said, how

0:51:05.520 --> 0:51:09.080
<v Speaker 1>how can you be sure? Oh my god? So I said, well,

0:51:09.440 --> 0:51:11.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm older than you, and I've lived a life of

0:51:11.440 --> 0:51:14.480
<v Speaker 1>knowing when that was an expression, not in the fifties, obviously,

0:51:14.800 --> 0:51:17.960
<v Speaker 1>But I remember watching TV shows Happy Days. If you

0:51:18.000 --> 0:51:20.560
<v Speaker 1>ever saw the show Happy Days and the term L seven,

0:51:20.960 --> 0:51:23.000
<v Speaker 1>there was a band in the nineties like It's a thing,

0:51:23.080 --> 0:51:25.680
<v Speaker 1>It's not like and then I so, I said, so,

0:51:25.760 --> 0:51:30.040
<v Speaker 1>I said, just to protect yourself, right, I said, I'm

0:51:30.040 --> 0:51:34.120
<v Speaker 1>gonna send you a video of of someone, and please

0:51:34.160 --> 0:51:37.279
<v Speaker 1>don't post any of these as facts either. There's a

0:51:37.280 --> 0:51:40.799
<v Speaker 1>lot of these false etymologies out there. So I sent

0:51:40.880 --> 0:51:43.560
<v Speaker 1>to the video and she writes back, Oh my god,

0:51:43.880 --> 0:51:49.239
<v Speaker 1>that's the girl I got it from. Of course, of

0:51:49.320 --> 0:51:53.680
<v Speaker 1>course this girl and I just pack millions of followers.

0:51:53.800 --> 0:51:56.440
<v Speaker 1>She's got multiple videos of I was today years old

0:51:56.480 --> 0:51:59.760
<v Speaker 1>when I learned. But it's not accurate here. The problem

0:52:00.120 --> 0:52:03.919
<v Speaker 1>is uh with it's dangerous for someone like that having

0:52:03.960 --> 0:52:06.440
<v Speaker 1>so many having such a large voice like that with

0:52:06.520 --> 0:52:10.200
<v Speaker 1>so many followers, because she could really function up for people.

0:52:11.080 --> 0:52:13.640
<v Speaker 1>She's not not talking about current events right now. She's

0:52:13.680 --> 0:52:16.359
<v Speaker 1>being irresponsible if you ask me, that's that's why you

0:52:16.440 --> 0:52:20.040
<v Speaker 1>can't believe everything you see. But she's also she's reckless

0:52:20.120 --> 0:52:22.960
<v Speaker 1>because she's not checking her facts right well, shout out

0:52:22.960 --> 0:52:24.719
<v Speaker 1>to the people who followed this. What's her name? By

0:52:24.760 --> 0:52:26.120
<v Speaker 1>the way, what's her name? I need to know what.

0:52:27.680 --> 0:52:32.319
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. What's her name with TikTok, what's the

0:52:32.840 --> 0:52:38.160
<v Speaker 1>We don't need to Okay, Spencer dot Barbosa b A

0:52:38.320 --> 0:52:44.879
<v Speaker 1>R Bosa, Spencer Spencer dot Barbosa and her videos are

0:52:44.920 --> 0:52:47.239
<v Speaker 1>the old I was today years old when I learned,

0:52:47.280 --> 0:52:50.080
<v Speaker 1>and they're all bullshit. Now A bunch of our listeners

0:52:50.080 --> 0:52:52.160
<v Speaker 1>did like, like, that's not right, that's not didn't mean that,

0:52:52.360 --> 0:52:55.200
<v Speaker 1>and look, there's no harmless. She could still do that series,

0:52:55.520 --> 0:52:59.640
<v Speaker 1>but actually do things that are factual and that are trying.

0:52:59.719 --> 0:53:01.680
<v Speaker 1>If but if she did a video and she said

0:53:02.080 --> 0:53:07.080
<v Speaker 1>if you've ever heard um uh you know, uh, you

0:53:07.120 --> 0:53:10.880
<v Speaker 1>know whatever she said, people like, oh, okay, I was wrong,

0:53:11.440 --> 0:53:13.239
<v Speaker 1>but if you hear it lends mind blowing You're like,

0:53:13.239 --> 0:53:16.040
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, no idea. But there are some there

0:53:16.040 --> 0:53:18.719
<v Speaker 1>are those out there. There are examples of those out

0:53:18.719 --> 0:53:22.240
<v Speaker 1>there that are true and actually work. She just chose

0:53:22.360 --> 0:53:25.120
<v Speaker 1>all the ship that's fake, Like why can't she do

0:53:25.200 --> 0:53:28.520
<v Speaker 1>real ones that are serious, that are actual, like real

0:53:28.600 --> 0:53:31.719
<v Speaker 1>bombshell things that mind blown moments. We all have them

0:53:31.760 --> 0:53:35.520
<v Speaker 1>every day, right, There are there are a lot out

0:53:35.520 --> 0:53:38.759
<v Speaker 1>there that actually work. But you know, to say that

0:53:38.880 --> 0:53:42.520
<v Speaker 1>golf is you know, gentlemen only ladies forbidden, and we

0:53:42.600 --> 0:53:45.000
<v Speaker 1>know that that's fake. She needs to just know which

0:53:45.000 --> 0:53:46.680
<v Speaker 1>ones are real and which ones are not. I don't know,

0:53:46.719 --> 0:53:49.400
<v Speaker 1>it's just stupid to me. She's I don't know, she

0:53:49.480 --> 0:53:53.080
<v Speaker 1>doesn't deserve the voice she has, doesn't well, all right,

0:53:53.200 --> 0:53:56.520
<v Speaker 1>but okay, I saw I hit the damn thing again anyway,

0:53:56.560 --> 0:54:04.160
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, so shout out to her. Yeah, body and scary.

0:54:04.640 --> 0:54:06.480
<v Speaker 1>All right. I got a couple of things I want

0:54:06.480 --> 0:54:09.560
<v Speaker 1>to read that people sent me. So I'm gonna just

0:54:09.600 --> 0:54:11.960
<v Speaker 1>so you know what, I feel like, I want to

0:54:12.000 --> 0:54:13.320
<v Speaker 1>call you out, but I want to just read a

0:54:13.360 --> 0:54:16.319
<v Speaker 1>text message. We got to the morning show today. We

0:54:16.320 --> 0:54:23.920
<v Speaker 1>were talking about, um, somebody made pornographic snow for formations,

0:54:25.360 --> 0:54:31.360
<v Speaker 1>uh in Alaska maybe like snow people having sex. Okay,

0:54:31.400 --> 0:54:34.200
<v Speaker 1>So we talked about how there are pictures online of

0:54:34.320 --> 0:54:39.439
<v Speaker 1>snow people in Alaska or Canada having sex. And there's

0:54:39.480 --> 0:54:43.759
<v Speaker 1>one there's a female snowman on snow woman on her

0:54:43.840 --> 0:54:47.719
<v Speaker 1>knees giving a blah blah. Yeah okay, yeah, but when

0:54:47.719 --> 0:54:50.479
<v Speaker 1>you gotta describe it, yeah, okay, I said, having sex

0:54:50.560 --> 0:54:52.880
<v Speaker 1>or whatever kind of intercourse was. We have the platform

0:54:52.960 --> 0:54:55.640
<v Speaker 1>to do that. We do. We're being factual, unlike that

0:54:55.719 --> 0:54:58.200
<v Speaker 1>girl from the last segment. Yeah. So somebody texted in

0:54:58.400 --> 0:55:00.560
<v Speaker 1>where can I find the pictures of the snow people?

0:55:02.760 --> 0:55:07.520
<v Speaker 1>So I wrote back Google dot Com. They wrote back,

0:55:08.920 --> 0:55:18.520
<v Speaker 1>is Brodie, is this you texting me? So there as

0:55:18.520 --> 0:55:21.640
<v Speaker 1>she so, I said, I said yes. She said, oh,

0:55:21.680 --> 0:55:23.760
<v Speaker 1>I thought it was an Instagram account, which is a

0:55:24.239 --> 0:55:27.160
<v Speaker 1>that's reasonable. Had she said what's the Instagram account? I

0:55:27.160 --> 0:55:29.319
<v Speaker 1>would have said I'll find out for you. But she

0:55:29.400 --> 0:55:36.439
<v Speaker 1>said where can I find on the internet? So I right,

0:55:36.600 --> 0:55:39.680
<v Speaker 1>so I said, I said yes. I said that's yes.

0:55:39.680 --> 0:55:41.839
<v Speaker 1>I said you could find them online? And I said

0:55:42.080 --> 0:55:44.720
<v Speaker 1>and I said something like I laughed, and she wrote back, thanks,

0:55:44.800 --> 0:55:47.040
<v Speaker 1>I love you guys. Slice for Life. So I don't

0:55:47.080 --> 0:55:50.000
<v Speaker 1>know what your name is. There a New York area code,

0:55:50.480 --> 0:55:52.400
<v Speaker 1>and you know who you are. I can't shout you

0:55:52.400 --> 0:55:54.400
<v Speaker 1>out because you didn't say your name, and nor have

0:55:54.440 --> 0:55:56.560
<v Speaker 1>you said your name in any previous text messages. Because

0:55:56.600 --> 0:55:59.239
<v Speaker 1>we can see the whole the whole history. But there's

0:55:59.239 --> 0:56:01.080
<v Speaker 1>a bunch of us that right back to the text messages.

0:56:01.400 --> 0:56:03.520
<v Speaker 1>This one happened to be me. So shout out to

0:56:03.560 --> 0:56:06.399
<v Speaker 1>someone who right away it was me. Are we doing

0:56:06.440 --> 0:56:08.160
<v Speaker 1>some mail by the way is that where this is

0:56:08.239 --> 0:56:10.640
<v Speaker 1>leading doing mail? I'm just doing miscellaneous because I do

0:56:10.760 --> 0:56:13.239
<v Speaker 1>have some some some fun mail for us. All right,

0:56:13.280 --> 0:56:15.880
<v Speaker 1>what can you just do U grammar police jingle for

0:56:15.960 --> 0:56:18.240
<v Speaker 1>me real quick? Yeah, I can do that for you.

0:56:18.400 --> 0:56:24.480
<v Speaker 1>Grammar police right here. Yeah, okay, it wasn't prepared for it,

0:56:24.520 --> 0:56:29.719
<v Speaker 1>but sorry, I wasn't for the jingle. Okay, this is

0:56:29.760 --> 0:56:32.680
<v Speaker 1>the live meltdown of the show. There it is. Yeah,

0:56:34.400 --> 0:56:49.160
<v Speaker 1>police police, police police. Yeah. I was waiting to say something. Yeah,

0:56:50.200 --> 0:56:52.720
<v Speaker 1>this is the setup the Grammar Police where we correct

0:56:52.760 --> 0:56:56.080
<v Speaker 1>people's grammar. Right. So I get a bunch of them,

0:56:56.120 --> 0:56:57.640
<v Speaker 1>They're not all in the same place. I may have

0:56:57.680 --> 0:57:03.719
<v Speaker 1>to scroll around. Um, somebody hit me up on Facebook

0:57:04.960 --> 0:57:08.480
<v Speaker 1>to buy something I was selling on Facebook in the

0:57:08.520 --> 0:57:12.120
<v Speaker 1>Facebook swap sites. Okay, So I was like, all right,

0:57:12.120 --> 0:57:14.440
<v Speaker 1>before I let this person come to my house, I

0:57:14.480 --> 0:57:16.440
<v Speaker 1>want to check your Facebook profile out, make sure that

0:57:16.480 --> 0:57:19.320
<v Speaker 1>they're legit right, make sure they're you know, they're not

0:57:19.600 --> 0:57:22.520
<v Speaker 1>crazy killer person and not that you can always tell,

0:57:22.560 --> 0:57:24.160
<v Speaker 1>but I want to just see who I'm dealing with.

0:57:25.000 --> 0:57:28.080
<v Speaker 1>So it's a person that only shares certain posts publicly.

0:57:29.560 --> 0:57:34.600
<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna file this under ironic, Uh, and I have.

0:57:34.640 --> 0:57:38.040
<v Speaker 1>I have iro any complaint in the soundclips today. Just

0:57:38.160 --> 0:57:41.160
<v Speaker 1>seeing my old teacher the other day, which, by the way,

0:57:41.200 --> 0:57:42.800
<v Speaker 1>as you know it should be, I just saw just

0:57:42.920 --> 0:57:45.920
<v Speaker 1>seeing my old teacher the other day. He once told me,

0:57:45.960 --> 0:57:48.960
<v Speaker 1>if I didn't go to college, my chances at success

0:57:49.200 --> 0:57:53.320
<v Speaker 1>is slim. But now I realize it, I'm doing better

0:57:53.760 --> 0:57:56.840
<v Speaker 1>then th h E and him. I'm gonna say he

0:57:57.040 --> 0:57:59.440
<v Speaker 1>teach it was right. I'm gonna go out of them

0:57:59.440 --> 0:58:01.560
<v Speaker 1>and say you teach is right because you got four

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<v Speaker 1>four errors in your paragraph there. Um. Yeah, then he wrote,

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<v Speaker 1>don't act like you live in a gated community just

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<v Speaker 1>because your trailer park is surrounded by barbed wire, barbed

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<v Speaker 1>barbed barbed wire that's been bared. Right. So again I say,

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<v Speaker 1>you should have listened to your old teacher. That's just

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm going with. You should have listened to your

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<v Speaker 1>old teacher. Um. Dictionary dot com tweeted yesterday, and I

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<v Speaker 1>believe it was Marcus, one of our major listeners, UM,

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<v Speaker 1>who tweeted at me to let me know that dictionary

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<v Speaker 1>dot com was asking people to submit words or phrases

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<v Speaker 1>they were sick of hearing that need to go away,

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<v Speaker 1>and so they gave examples. Dictionary dot Com did a

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<v Speaker 1>t M machine things of that nature annoying or incorrect grammar.

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<v Speaker 1>So uh ray ray r A R A I tweeted

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<v Speaker 1>at me and said he actually, I've actually seen someone

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<v Speaker 1>type out r I P in peace. Oh boy, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that was that's a double redundant and that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's a problem. Yes, uh oh, I go talking

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<v Speaker 1>about Okay, Brett Ingram on Instagram sent me a picture

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<v Speaker 1>of a car for sale at a at a car dealership.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna say which car dealership because I happen

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<v Speaker 1>to have met the owner there and he's an asshole.

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<v Speaker 1>And I feel like if I mentioned the dealership, and

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be able to say it's no surprise

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<v Speaker 1>because I the deal The guy who runs this dealership

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<v Speaker 1>is a maniac um. But they have a car for

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<v Speaker 1>sale and it says you're silly if you don't buy me. Why, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you are silly if you don't buy me? Got the

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<v Speaker 1>wronging your there, So thank you Brett for sending me that.

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<v Speaker 1>That made my day, especially since I know that the

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<v Speaker 1>guy is crazy. Well I have a grrant police here, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>plice So Nicole Fulton says, I came across this sign.

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<v Speaker 1>I find this hilarious. There's maybe not maybe it's not grammar,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it is. It's actually very funny. Makes you wonder

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<v Speaker 1>what's really going on at this establishment. I listen to

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<v Speaker 1>you guys all day. I sneak and keep my headphones in. Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>God forbid, I forget them. My day is pretty much

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<v Speaker 1>fucked at work if I don't hear you guys up

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<v Speaker 1>to episode listening to don't tweet me? Uh, Nicole, She

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<v Speaker 1>sends the picture of like, I guess it's an office

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<v Speaker 1>coffee station and they put up a sign, a handmade

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<v Speaker 1>sign that says, please don't touch yourself, ask your server

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<v Speaker 1>for help, Please don't touch yourself. That's hilarious. So thank

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<v Speaker 1>you that it's some bad grammar. It should just be

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<v Speaker 1>pleased don't touch or that's persistence. But anyway, um, thank you, Nicole. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>I got so much email and the stuff that we

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<v Speaker 1>need to react to because it's been two weeks in

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<v Speaker 1>the making. I want to shout out if I cook

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<v Speaker 1>I missed him in there for who wear our merchandise?

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<v Speaker 1>Andres Soto, big big interactor of ours on Instagram. He

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<v Speaker 1>he's cavalernie. I think you'll see. He sent us a picture.

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<v Speaker 1>He sent me a picture. He wanted me to forward

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<v Speaker 1>it to you. Um, he sent a picture of him

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<v Speaker 1>with his lovely family, and um, they are standing at

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<v Speaker 1>Disney World in front of the Millennium Falcon. But here's

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<v Speaker 1>where it got me. I got a little teary eyed.

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<v Speaker 1>He's wearing the Gray Brooklyn Boys hoodie and he's standing

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<v Speaker 1>in front of the Millennium Falcon. Wow, that is dedication.

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<v Speaker 1>He brought it on vacation. He's wearing a Mets mask

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<v Speaker 1>on his face. So he's a double winner in my

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<v Speaker 1>love undress. Bravo, my friend. He's always been there for us.

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<v Speaker 1>He's always been a small part of us. Was there

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<v Speaker 1>in Star Wars Land because I sweatshirt was there. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I like, Yeah, he's an occasional hater, but I love

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<v Speaker 1>him as well. Well. Yeah, at the times i've I've

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<v Speaker 1>I've gotten some email from him. But it's okay, it's

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<v Speaker 1>all good. He can do no wrong in my eyes

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<v Speaker 1>right now for now, that challenge like it's mail time, Welcome,

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<v Speaker 1>You've got mail, and short and sweet is always best

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<v Speaker 1>because those are the ones that will get read. We

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<v Speaker 1>have a few novels on here, which I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>to get to The Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where you can get us. Uh, this one's a

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<v Speaker 1>little uh concerning to me, David. I love the love

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<v Speaker 1>the podcast, but took quite a long break from you

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<v Speaker 1>guys because it was starting to sound like maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>were moving away from the content that I loved from

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<v Speaker 1>your earlier episodes. With that being said, I'm catching up

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<v Speaker 1>with where I left off. Sounds great and hilarious. Keep

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<v Speaker 1>up the great work, Chris Morgan Brody, what do you

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<v Speaker 1>think he's we took a dip, you dipped, I dipped,

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<v Speaker 1>We dipped. Maybe it was the you know, there were

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<v Speaker 1>a couple episodes during the beginning of Quarantine we were

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<v Speaker 1>trying to figure shit out where we were in ourselves.

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<v Speaker 1>But we got our we got our stride back. We

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<v Speaker 1>did so, uh you know. All right. So then there's

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<v Speaker 1>this person says that there was an error on episode

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<v Speaker 1>one nine team he cannot get it to play on

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<v Speaker 1>I Heeart Radio. Is it our end or is it

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<v Speaker 1>his end? I've been listening from number one and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>stuck on one nineteen Sharky's six six six, I think

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<v Speaker 1>we needed to investigate that well investigated by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>um February one. So if you're hearing this relatively recently

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<v Speaker 1>as we record this recent from when we recorded it, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>there was a glitch. The platform that we everyone at

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<v Speaker 1>I heeart loads their podcas s Onto had a real problem.

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<v Speaker 1>And so people were complaining to me, Oh, can't hear

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<v Speaker 1>the Brooklyn Boys? Can you Albus durand whatever? And I said, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>try using a different Try using Spotify, Try using whatever

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<v Speaker 1>you're using. Switch asking you want to Android your rifle,

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<v Speaker 1>Apple podcasts, it comes with your iPhone. Folcuss the purple icon.

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<v Speaker 1>It just head deezer, try Deezer deezer. Um. But you know,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't any of those platforms. It was the original

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<v Speaker 1>hosting service that was a problem. So we're good to go.

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<v Speaker 1>So go back and catch the episode you missed, which

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<v Speaker 1>was an excellent episode. Paul Paul Hickey welcomes us back

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<v Speaker 1>from vacation. I really listened to twenty five episodes since

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<v Speaker 1>you guys have been on VACA. I fucking love you Fox,

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<v Speaker 1>the best podcast ever. Listening to the Brooklyn Boys is

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<v Speaker 1>like hanging uh oh, it's like banging your favorite porn star.

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<v Speaker 1>There will never be pussy that's good ever again. And

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<v Speaker 1>you guys have made it so there will never be

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast as good as ever again. Wow, that is

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<v Speaker 1>a hell of a compliment. Nothing can compare to you, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Feel free to reference this one and I did. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, Wow that is that is Uh that's next

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<v Speaker 1>level ship right there. Um, alright, so then we have

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<v Speaker 1>um uh, let's go over to this one here. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>there's just a lot um LLC sleepy time solutions. Kate McKee,

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<v Speaker 1>she said, you guys made my day again. It's Kate

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<v Speaker 1>from Maine. Thank you for the shift out on episode

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<v Speaker 1>one six two. I realize you get hundreds of emails.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so flattered to be mentioned. Here's a fun fact.

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<v Speaker 1>Although I'm a forty six year old waspy mom, I

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<v Speaker 1>have the same sense of humor as a thirteen year

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<v Speaker 1>old boy, which is probably the reason why I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>favorite show. Since I am not like your average listener,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm curious to know who is who's our average listener? Brodie?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what, that's a great question. Um, I'm trying

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<v Speaker 1>to remember if it was my oldest daughter, Yes, talking

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<v Speaker 1>to my oldest daughter, on the phone, and uh, she

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<v Speaker 1>said to me she had listened to a couple episodes

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<v Speaker 1>of our podcast randomly, which is amazing because my kids

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<v Speaker 1>don't listen to anything I do, so um because it's dad.

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<v Speaker 1>So she said, who's your audience because you're all over

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<v Speaker 1>the place, and uh, is it you know? And I

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<v Speaker 1>said everybody? Yeah, I said, everybody, everybody, different types of

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<v Speaker 1>people in the country. Oh and speaking of which, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we have the so the company the company that um

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<v Speaker 1>that's screwed up yesterday, right, that that screwed up our platform.

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<v Speaker 1>Part of the platform of hosting our podcasts. Speaking of

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<v Speaker 1>who our audience is, there's um a section where you

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<v Speaker 1>can get reports where you can see who listens, as

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<v Speaker 1>far as like how many listens you had each day

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<v Speaker 1>each podcast, what hours you listen, what are the hot

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<v Speaker 1>hours for the week that most people listen. But it

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<v Speaker 1>also tells you where in the world people are listening.

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<v Speaker 1>So um, it says charts at a glance, Global charts. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I see, we've come up for Apple podcasts. We are

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<v Speaker 1>number one Denmark, Denmark. Okay, last week we were in Malaysia.

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<v Speaker 1>We showed the Malaysia Ark. So I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of slices are traveling around the country the

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<v Speaker 1>world rather and we're in Malaysia and now in Denmark,

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<v Speaker 1>but we are we are if you go to Denmark

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<v Speaker 1>that if only we can get on Apple's American two hundred,

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<v Speaker 1>that would be great. Um Shane Simmons says, I live

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<v Speaker 1>in Texas and i've binge your podcast not nearly finished,

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<v Speaker 1>but I've been enjoying it and I need the input

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<v Speaker 1>about this particular gas station that has one way fuel lanes.

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<v Speaker 1>There are huge arrows painted on the ground showing proper

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<v Speaker 1>direction of travel. Also, there are big red signs at

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<v Speaker 1>the end of the fuel island saying one way, do

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<v Speaker 1>not enter. Why can't people just go the fucking right way?

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<v Speaker 1>It stresses me out to even buy fuel there because

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<v Speaker 1>of the wrong way drivers. I witnessed an asshole mentioning

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<v Speaker 1>a woman to pull up closest to closer to his car, which,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, he was going the wrong direction, so

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<v Speaker 1>she could get fuel. She got out and told him

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<v Speaker 1>he was going the wrong way. He said, I am

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<v Speaker 1>not a sheep. I am not waiting to get fuel

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<v Speaker 1>if there is a pump open. It's not about being

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<v Speaker 1>a sheep, asshole. It's about following the fucking rules. These

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<v Speaker 1>people are assholes. What the funk would they do if

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<v Speaker 1>it's a one way streak all the wrong fucking way.

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<v Speaker 1>What are your thoughts? I love, I love your angst?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah absolutely? Uh what what? What? What is our

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<v Speaker 1>take on that? You know? I guess I agree, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean there's I'm a rule follower when it comes

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<v Speaker 1>to that. So, um, there's a lot more emails. This

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<v Speaker 1>one's quick. Um. So I told you my aunt Millie

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<v Speaker 1>passed away. Um, and she left a death box of

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<v Speaker 1>instructions that she wanted were clothes to be buried in

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<v Speaker 1>specific instructions on how she wanted the funeral to look.

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<v Speaker 1>So rock and Steve said years ago he made a

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<v Speaker 1>video of what he wants at his funeral. I made

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<v Speaker 1>a list of anybody I don't want there. I also

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<v Speaker 1>want everyone to take a selfie in front of my coffin.

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<v Speaker 1>I also want my ashes to be spread at Yankee Stadium.

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<v Speaker 1>Made the video four years ago, So Steve already he

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<v Speaker 1>did a deaf video of what he wants. And I

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<v Speaker 1>know it's bore, it's morbid, but it's actually kind of

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<v Speaker 1>fear the people that I don't want you to let

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<v Speaker 1>into my freaking wake. I love that, um. And then

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<v Speaker 1>another question from Kevin Schuller, Uh, take out from a

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant that normally does seated dining, do you still tip?

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<v Speaker 1>I got take out from Dinosaur Barbecue. Left tip. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>so used to filling it out when I get the bill.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just reflex. I'm not sure if that's the

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<v Speaker 1>right thing to do or if I got scambonid you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get Scamboni, that is the right thing. Trick you

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<v Speaker 1>into it. They did. You did the right thing, buddy,

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<v Speaker 1>I think because this is a suffering right now, help

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<v Speaker 1>these people. And we talked about that. Uh ssode one

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<v Speaker 1>sixty two. I got a couple of little straggled throwaways.

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<v Speaker 1>If I could throw them away real quick, right, and

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<v Speaker 1>then maybe we should get to the other thing next week.

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<v Speaker 1>One other thing, the office chair controversy next week next week.

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<v Speaker 1>Comic book dot Com this was sent to me posted

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<v Speaker 1>an article about selmahiak Penult whatever last name is now

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<v Speaker 1>um talking about being in one of the Marvel movies.

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<v Speaker 1>She's gonna in the Eternals coming out. It says selmahak

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<v Speaker 1>Penult was not allowed to read the Marvel script. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that makes sense. You're not supposed to see too much.

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<v Speaker 1>But they wrote a l O U D old loud

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<v Speaker 1>like reading something aloud Allo, but they meant l O

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<v Speaker 1>W E d Shame on you. I gotta now everybody's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna know this, But I just thought it was kind

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<v Speaker 1>of silly. Notifications on my Facebook page. My friend Horace

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<v Speaker 1>had something to say, my cousin John, and then it

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<v Speaker 1>says Peter, my friend Peter. It says Peter posted a post.

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<v Speaker 1>What else would you do with the post? Well, it

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<v Speaker 1>just seems posted a post? Yeah, right, right, exactly. Yeah. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>This was on TikTok. It's gonna sound political. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>not that political other than it's it's uh, it's educational.

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<v Speaker 1>So this person wrote on a video I was watching.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't I didn't make the comment, how do you

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<v Speaker 1>live each day with so much hate in your heart?

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<v Speaker 1>Look up the meaning of impeachment. It means to remove

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<v Speaker 1>someone from office. Now the person was taught. The person

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<v Speaker 1>in the video said, oh the president at the time,

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<v Speaker 1>President Trump has been impeached twice. This person said he

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't impeached. Look up the definition of impeachment, he means

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<v Speaker 1>to remove from office. See what he actually was though, well,

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<v Speaker 1>impeached does it means the House of Representatives voted and

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<v Speaker 1>they felt you should be on trial. Then the Senate

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<v Speaker 1>puts you on trial. So impeachment means you have found

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<v Speaker 1>worthy of being put on trial. That's all it means. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>So this person was like, go look it up. I

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<v Speaker 1>find that to be ironic when you clearly have not

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<v Speaker 1>looked it up. Okay, Uh, let me see. I'm scrolling here,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on through my phone. Oh, submit a request. I

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<v Speaker 1>was on AMC network. I'm an AMC Premier members, like

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<v Speaker 1>I watched The Walking Dead. By the way, the Walking

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<v Speaker 1>Dead is back if you're a Premiere member, and if not,

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<v Speaker 1>it comes back this Sunday that whatever the Sunday is,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever it is, it's back after a very long hiatus

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<v Speaker 1>due to the COVID. In this the COVID, the COVID's anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I had a question, so I wanted to submit a

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<v Speaker 1>You have to submit a request, so you go to

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<v Speaker 1>the f a Q page. My my f a Q

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<v Speaker 1>was not answered. Okay, there was no no f a

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<v Speaker 1>Q for me. So it says a submit a request

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<v Speaker 1>selected tofic Q, select a topic and the drop down below.

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<v Speaker 1>So I put, I took, I selected, it's about an

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<v Speaker 1>AMC Premious subscription. Right I selected it. There's no button

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<v Speaker 1>to send it. There's no enter button once you do

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<v Speaker 1>the dropped down. I tried scrolling out and made the

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<v Speaker 1>funt smaller. I tried everything. There is no So normally

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<v Speaker 1>when you select a drop down there's either a button

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<v Speaker 1>or automatically enters. So f a qum Premier page. UM.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to just mention we were number four on

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<v Speaker 1>the I Heart Radio top that week of February. We

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<v Speaker 1>love you didn't see my post and I didn't thank

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<v Speaker 1>you personally or scared and thank you online? Thank you,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, thank you. That was huge. Scary gets a

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<v Speaker 1>douche of the day yesterday. I think we're gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>this next week, but no, this is different now. That

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<v Speaker 1>was douchebag. That douche bag is next week. UM. I

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<v Speaker 1>wrote to you, as you know every day on the

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<v Speaker 1>fifty minute Morning show. Uh, we are in zoom now.

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<v Speaker 1>Some people use computer monitors. I use my phone. So

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<v Speaker 1>from the time we start recording to the time we're done,

1:13:55.000 --> 1:13:58.320
<v Speaker 1>my phone is on a tripod and we're taping the show,

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<v Speaker 1>so I said, so he said, oh, Scary wrote we

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<v Speaker 1>have a phone call at ten thirty after the show

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<v Speaker 1>with a guy in sales. So I said, okay, don't

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<v Speaker 1>text me anymore. I'm using my phone for the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll touch base with you after. And I put my

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<v Speaker 1>phone up in the tripod, got it already open, zoom,

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<v Speaker 1>and Scary rights back. Okay, I did that on purpose. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a dick. I had to acknowledge you. Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted and I gotta, I gotta go ahead. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I have an I have one email I wanted to read,

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<v Speaker 1>which I think that you may want to comment on this.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I got I got a quick Amazon funk

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<v Speaker 1>you story and then we'll get out of here. So

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<v Speaker 1>so Trevor, So, Trevor is like, listen, Um, I've been

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<v Speaker 1>listening to the Big Show for years and I've always

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<v Speaker 1>heard your podcast mentioned but never checked it out all

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<v Speaker 1>these years. Man, what would it take for for the

1:14:55.680 --> 1:14:58.160
<v Speaker 1>for people to actually like check out our podcast? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>he finally did finished episode A number fifty listening. I

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<v Speaker 1>just want to say I'm a huge fan. I'm over

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<v Speaker 1>the over the road trucker and you guys keep me

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<v Speaker 1>awake and laughing late nights. A couple of things I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to say. I was dying laughing when you all

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<v Speaker 1>were talking about Boston Original pizza and sorry Brodie. How

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<v Speaker 1>about this one here? It is I agree with Scary.

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<v Speaker 1>If his steak dinner is comped, then yours still counts

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<v Speaker 1>on him. Hang up on him, then yours still counts

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<v Speaker 1>for the paycheck. You guys are also keep it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't wait for the new episodes. He was doing so

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<v Speaker 1>well that I gotta say, Trevor, I couldn't agree with

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<v Speaker 1>you more. Okay, this state, didn't think still haunts me

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<v Speaker 1>all these years later. You got shredded on social media.

1:15:38.760 --> 1:15:41.400
<v Speaker 1>Hooked you up twice? Nope, I made my case on

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<v Speaker 1>social media. You know I made my case on social media.

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<v Speaker 1>You have five percent credibility. The first time you go

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<v Speaker 1>you maybe have an argument. You have no credibilion. The

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<v Speaker 1>second time, when you and Greg t split a check

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<v Speaker 1>of fifteen people sitting at a table, that's not buying

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<v Speaker 1>me mistake. The first time was the right time. The

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<v Speaker 1>first time was the time I paid, spend the time

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<v Speaker 1>I spent the not feel pain in my wallet of

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<v Speaker 1>ad let's move on, all right, can we go all right? Well, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>go for it, all right. So, sitting on the couch

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<v Speaker 1>every morning, I tend to to to find my way

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<v Speaker 1>in Amazon too much, and I'm buying stuff that may

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<v Speaker 1>you know, do a little upgrade, right. So I use

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<v Speaker 1>a Bluetooth and I wanted a better bluetooth, uh to

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<v Speaker 1>use for the podcast for my car rides. So I'm

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<v Speaker 1>looking at a and around the neck device so it's

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<v Speaker 1>got speakers on both sides and uh, and the headphones

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<v Speaker 1>pull out and extend and then they slap back in

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<v Speaker 1>for storage. So it's not expensive. And so I'm looking

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<v Speaker 1>at one and it says, um that their navy blue.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you look at them their teal. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>I wrote, you know, you can put questions up on Amazon.

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<v Speaker 1>You can ask a question about the product. Hey is

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<v Speaker 1>this navy blue? Or yeah? So I wrote, these looked

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<v Speaker 1>heal in every picture the description says they are navy

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<v Speaker 1>what color are they? So I get a response. Now

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<v Speaker 1>I get an email because it alerts you when someone responds.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way terrible people helping people, it should there

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<v Speaker 1>should be there should be an actual official answer from

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<v Speaker 1>real customer service reps, not from sucking jabronies from wherever,

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<v Speaker 1>because you're gonna get stupid ship every time. Okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>here's my I had. So I got three answers, bad, worse,

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<v Speaker 1>and horrific? What order do you want them in? In

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<v Speaker 1>that order? Please? Okay? So? So so I get um,

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<v Speaker 1>the first one I get, sorry, not able to answer

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<v Speaker 1>this question, I have black ones. Okay, so then why

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<v Speaker 1>even write anything, you schmuck? The second one wrote, mine

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<v Speaker 1>are black, so they probably come in different colors. Another

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<v Speaker 1>unhelpful fucking twitch. How is that? Okay? Um? I want

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<v Speaker 1>to say a big fuck you to Coutrice Roberts, Coultrice Roberts. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna say if I go one more, um No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna just say Catrice Roberts, fuck you. Catrice Roberts.

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<v Speaker 1>Her response to me was I have black just said

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<v Speaker 1>that's it. She took the time figuring out that that

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<v Speaker 1>would be helpful for me. Hey, these look cheal in

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<v Speaker 1>every picture. The description says their navy. What color are they?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do the people feel the the reason to impart

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<v Speaker 1>their own opinion that has nothing to do with your question.

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<v Speaker 1>Just just don't answer it. Here's where it gets really

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<v Speaker 1>bad for me. Now, you guys slices, you know me.

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<v Speaker 1>How how do you think I would normally handle these

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<v Speaker 1>three idiots who have now wasted my time and made

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<v Speaker 1>my phone alert me to to get stupidity alerted to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Take a guess? What would I do? Scary? What what

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<v Speaker 1>might I do? You might respond back to them and

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<v Speaker 1>put them in their place? Or what are the options?

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<v Speaker 1>Ignore them? Well that's what I would do. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>ignore because I'm getting notifications. If I turn off notifications,

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<v Speaker 1>I won't get any answers to any questions I ask.

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<v Speaker 1>So I can't turn off notice. Please, I would you

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<v Speaker 1>be like, please stop writing to you know? Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that seems like a fair move. Here's the problem with Amazon.

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<v Speaker 1>As much as I love Amazon. Number one, you can't

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<v Speaker 1>turn off notifications just for that post. Number two. You

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<v Speaker 1>can't edit the post to say I don't care if

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<v Speaker 1>you have black I only want to know about the

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<v Speaker 1>ones that I'm asking you about. You can't respond to

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<v Speaker 1>people and say, hey U, Katrice, shut the funk up.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't do you can't do. You can't do any

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<v Speaker 1>of that. So I called. I called the Amazon number

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<v Speaker 1>where they called right and they talked to you right away.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fantastic. And again you get I don't know where

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<v Speaker 1>in the world your name really isn't Billy. I get

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<v Speaker 1>him on the phone and I say, listen, is there

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<v Speaker 1>any way to edit? Because I googled it. If you

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<v Speaker 1>google how do I edit my question? Every response is

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<v Speaker 1>how to edit an answer to a question? So if

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<v Speaker 1>you edit, you put an answer. Why don't you put

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<v Speaker 1>an answer to your own question? Can't do that? You're

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<v Speaker 1>not allowed. I tried that also. I figured, you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I'll do. I'll answer it and say stop telling

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<v Speaker 1>me it's you to go to another go to another

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<v Speaker 1>one of your wife at that point. At that point

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<v Speaker 1>we okay. At that point it's too much. Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>go to your wife's account and just rank on say hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you fucking clods. But here you see that you're not

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<v Speaker 1>even answering this guy's questions. Those people aren't gonna know.

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<v Speaker 1>They're not going to get a notification that someone else

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<v Speaker 1>answered the question. That's not how it works. Well, they

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<v Speaker 1>can't reply to people. They wouldn't check back, no, unless

1:20:30.360 --> 1:20:32.240
<v Speaker 1>they go back to see if they so. Anyway, so

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<v Speaker 1>I quickly unliked. I've put unlike on there. That's all

1:20:35.280 --> 1:20:37.360
<v Speaker 1>you can do is thumbs down their comments. So I

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<v Speaker 1>get the guy from Amazon on the phone, not Billy,

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<v Speaker 1>and um. He says, there is no way to edit

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<v Speaker 1>the question. I said, all right, then then delete it.

1:20:48.439 --> 1:20:51.320
<v Speaker 1>There's no way to delete the question. I said, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand. It's your website, it's Amazon's website. Someone in

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<v Speaker 1>Amazon can delete that question. I don't. I don't think,

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<v Speaker 1>so do me a favor. Go talk to somebody. Somebody

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<v Speaker 1>in the giant room you're sitting in has a better

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<v Speaker 1>answer than we can't delete it. Because I'm not gonna

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<v Speaker 1>sit here and get answers to this thing on my

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<v Speaker 1>phone for the next week. No, no, no, no. So

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<v Speaker 1>he comes back on. He says, uh, okay, I spoke

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<v Speaker 1>to U supervisor because that was my next I was

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<v Speaker 1>asked a supervisor. He says to me, okay, UM, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna turn off notifications for you, and we're gonna the

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<v Speaker 1>question will come down in twenty four hours and you

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<v Speaker 1>won't be bothered again. Okay. So I said, okay, So, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four hours, it doesn't come down. I have to

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<v Speaker 1>call back. I asked for supervisor directly. He got it

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<v Speaker 1>done and they took it down. But that's what I

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<v Speaker 1>had to go through. So because you ask people, I

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<v Speaker 1>thought maybe the owner, like the company selling it would

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<v Speaker 1>tell me, or someone who actually owns the blue pair

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<v Speaker 1>would tell me their Navy, their or their teal. No,

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<v Speaker 1>because it's available in black, they feel the need to

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<v Speaker 1>because again, you know, like it's the same listing, So

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<v Speaker 1>don't tweet me. I know how works. I was hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out in a pool and going to restaurants in Miami

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<v Speaker 1>and you were black. You were dealing with customer service

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<v Speaker 1>issues on a fucking question because you didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>alert on your phone. That's lives are the same music listen,

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<v Speaker 1>only one of us acts like they are truly truly

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<v Speaker 1>boys boys