Speaker 1: Guess we've just got sad today. There Brooklyn Buz that
Speaker 1: had been away. They both have so much to see.
Speaker 1: You know their names. You remember Past again episode one
Speaker 1: of the Brooklyn Boys podcast in stereo, but not on
Speaker 1: stereo like last week. We are back in the basement
Speaker 1: and in Scary's apartment because we were on vacation last week,
Speaker 1: and this is our coming back for vacation music. But
Speaker 1: you might not think we were on vacation because we
Speaker 1: surprise you with a bonus Brooklyn Boys episode last week
Speaker 1: with number one sixty three, which was fully you are.
Speaker 1: If you were a new listener last week, you have
Speaker 1: joined us in order, but we would we we would
Speaker 1: suggest after today you go back to zero and start
Speaker 1: from the beginning, only because it makes more sense. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna read some posts later where people were telling
Speaker 1: me they're awful listening habits. It's okay to vomit listen.
Speaker 1: I don't mind you listening to the current episode. Hold on,
Speaker 1: wait as long as you you You have to balance
Speaker 1: that by having you know one and one, you know,
Speaker 1: like when you go back to number three and then
Speaker 1: when it doesn't work, because if we say something in
Speaker 1: episode one and you don't know what we're talking about, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't get it. Who's Abe? Have you red soda? What? Dill?
Speaker 1: But Brodie think about it this way. At some point
Speaker 1: it's going to be insurmountable. We're up to episode four
Speaker 1: thousand six one. Were you really going to tell people
Speaker 1: to start listening at zero? I'll tell you why, because
Speaker 1: episode four thousand whatever you said is not going to
Speaker 1: be as good if you didn't go back and listen
Speaker 1: from the beginning. I think this is the kind of
Speaker 1: show that you could kind of pick up on. Okay,
Speaker 1: if I see you, Gary, if I say to you,
Speaker 1: you really need to watch Grey's Anatomy, you never watched.
Speaker 1: It's a great show. Are you gonna start from season
Speaker 1: seven or you're gonna start from season one? You're gonna
Speaker 1: start from season one? Can from there's so much episode
Speaker 1: I'm thinking, I'm I'm thinking this through for the first
Speaker 1: time here, Brodie, and I'm thinking, you know, how could
Speaker 1: it be that this the content they're hearing now in
Speaker 1: episodes ten, fourteen, eighteen are as relevant. There's some outdated
Speaker 1: stuff in there. I mean, at some point dinner is
Speaker 1: still irrelevant. True, But at some point, at some point
Speaker 1: you come to the pandemic episodes when we're quarantining last year,
Speaker 1: and it don't sound right. It just sounds out of whack.
Speaker 1: It don't sound right. It won't sound right. It won't
Speaker 1: it doesn't speaking of so, so, I don't know, you
Speaker 1: want to talk quickly about about the fact that we
Speaker 1: were on vacation. I took this time to go to
Speaker 1: Miami and get out of here. It was a mental break.
Speaker 1: It was a mental health break from me. I wouldn't you.
Speaker 1: I would say the mental part, yes, thanks. So we
Speaker 1: were off for the week. I was here by myself,
Speaker 1: and my girlfriend is like, I don't get the week off,
Speaker 1: go have fun, right, So I went to Miami with
Speaker 1: some friends. And you know how we always talk in
Speaker 1: this area about, you know, the New York and New
Speaker 1: Jersey area being thirty to fifty percent open, a little
Speaker 1: more conservative with the pandemic recommendations, and we're not gonna
Speaker 1: get into pandemic, but we're just saying we're not used
Speaker 1: to it because here we just opened up indoor dining
Speaker 1: in New York City like two weeks ago for Valentine's
Speaker 1: Day or last whatever it was, and then this week
Speaker 1: it's extending on Friday to and stadiums and arenas are
Speaker 1: now opening a ten percent here, which is a huge deal. Well,
Speaker 1: I guess what Florida is the fun wide open? It
Speaker 1: is everything's wide open. Are a lot of places in
Speaker 1: the country, and again it's different. It's New York as
Speaker 1: as everybody knows, as a hub city for global trance
Speaker 1: uh travel, And we're fifteen million people squished into a
Speaker 1: smaller area. We can fit about a hundred North Dakotas here.
Speaker 1: So remember the Drake song zero to a hundred, real quick,
Speaker 1: real fucking quick, that one. That's what I did. He
Speaker 1: went to Miami. I know you got a little bit
Speaker 1: of sun, but I know you did some fine dining.
Speaker 1: I did. Now, you told me a story about going
Speaker 1: to a restaurant that was so you told me after
Speaker 1: the fact. It was so exclusive. A lot of celebrities there.
Speaker 1: There were This is place called Mila not a sponsor.
Speaker 1: Were great if they sponsored us? Food is amazing. It's
Speaker 1: it happened. It's the hottest restaurant in Miami right now.
Speaker 1: And I did not use by the way, I did
Speaker 1: not use the Elvis Duran show, nor my Scary Jones
Speaker 1: hook a buddy of mine who lives in Miami, made
Speaker 1: a couple of phone calls and got me and my
Speaker 1: friends an outdoor dining reservation at mel um So spell
Speaker 1: At like Mila kunis exactly that. Yes, Mila, m I
Speaker 1: l a and so we so we we had the
Speaker 1: best table in the house. We were outside. We're actually
Speaker 1: away from it all, you know. We had this big
Speaker 1: round table out there and it was so much, so,
Speaker 1: so awesome that when when it started raining above us,
Speaker 1: they had these vertical blinds on the ceiling that actually
Speaker 1: they pressed the button and they were remote control and
Speaker 1: they actually turned into like a little mini roof. It
Speaker 1: was hysterical. And that's exactly what happened during that so
Speaker 1: so so you know, we used we used door dash.
Speaker 1: Last week, I had Friday's Deliver monz all sticks and Hamburgers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh you did always that was your I don't want
Speaker 1: to make you feel bad, scary, but we did a
Speaker 1: little dashing dashing through the snow that you guys got
Speaker 1: here three times? What was that? Like, I missed all
Speaker 1: three snowstorms we had. We shoveled the driveway and then
Speaker 1: it's snowed on top of what we shoveled, so the
Speaker 1: driveway got snow again. And then it's it's snowed again,
Speaker 1: so the sides of our driveway up our mountains of snow,
Speaker 1: and it got to we broke one shovel. When we
Speaker 1: lost one shovel out of the four shovels we were using,
Speaker 1: it was terrible. And and and my guy across the
Speaker 1: street with the snowblower. We didn't time it right. Normally,
Speaker 1: if he snow show, if he snowblows, then we go
Speaker 1: out as he's finishing up and he sees a struggling
Speaker 1: He goes, guys, want me to uh, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: you don't have to, and then you'll help us out.
Speaker 1: But we kept waiting and waiting. Finally we had to.
Speaker 1: We had to go out, So you shoveled. The only
Speaker 1: snow we got in Miami was in the bathrooms with
Speaker 1: people doing coke. But that's a whole other story. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well I don't know that personally. It just hard to
Speaker 1: do coke with a mask on though, right, Yeah, well
Speaker 1: you have to take it off in the bathroom. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And we're sitting outside, good good table, good food, big
Speaker 1: I'm sure, big tip, big everything, huge everything. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: and we were leaving right, so as I was, we're
Speaker 1: leaving um and I'm the whole time in Miami. I
Speaker 1: didn't post. By the way, I took a seven day
Speaker 1: hiatus from social media. Well because I don't want to
Speaker 1: rub First of all, I don't want to rub it
Speaker 1: in people's faces where ha ha, it's eight degrees where
Speaker 1: I am, which, by the way, the only the only
Speaker 1: warm spot in the United States last week really was
Speaker 1: was South Florida. Everything the entire country, including Texas as
Speaker 1: you know, and other places where like zero temperatures you
Speaker 1: would have to fly to Cancoon and leave your state
Speaker 1: behind if you wanted to get warm. Correct. So Number one,
Speaker 1: I stayed off social for that. Number two Ohio, And
Speaker 1: number two I just felt like, I don't want to
Speaker 1: get into the conversations with people about like you know,
Speaker 1: what they're comfortable with, which is you know, versus what
Speaker 1: I'm comfortable with. So so I kept it kind of cool.
Speaker 1: But here he left the restaurant, you got to walk
Speaker 1: through the main dining room. I did, and as I
Speaker 1: got through the dining room, you wait a minute, hold on,
Speaker 1: you were wearing your mask, right, Yeah, that's a rule,
Speaker 1: by the way. That's that applies everywhere you're wearing your mask.
Speaker 1: I'm asking for a reason because I know where this
Speaker 1: is going. I want to make sure scary. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: as soon as as soon as you leave the table,
Speaker 1: you put your mask back on your walk to the
Speaker 1: restaurant to get outside. And as you're walking through. As
Speaker 1: I'm walking through, I run square into one of the
Speaker 1: CEOs of our company and he's having dinner, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: and he looks at me. I look at him. He
Speaker 1: does a double take and he jumps out of his seat.
Speaker 1: He goes scary. Right, this is a man who is
Speaker 1: in charge of eight hundred radio stations, yes, with you know,
Speaker 1: twenty employees maybe roughly, and uh, you know, because of
Speaker 1: the show we're on where high profile, we've met him
Speaker 1: many times. He sees your eyes in your hair and
Speaker 1: he's like that scary. He knew right away it was me.
Speaker 1: Had you not separated your eyebrows? Did you have the
Speaker 1: unibrow going maybe? He's like, oh, unibrow. Oh no, I
Speaker 1: was well groomed, Miami. I have to shave my chest
Speaker 1: and my eyebrows. Oh no, no, no no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: You cannot show up at a Miami Pool with an
Speaker 1: unshaven chest. I mean it's a it's a that's not true.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of Europeans there who don't shave their chest,
Speaker 1: but no shaves. No, no, it's a shave chest zone.
Speaker 1: Every time you enter the pool area in any South
Speaker 1: Florida or Scottsdale or wherever you're going pool, you gotta
Speaker 1: shave your chest. You can't show up with a hairy,
Speaker 1: fucking brillo pad. I'll be in a hoodie. Then going
Speaker 1: in the pool with a hoodie on, that's fine. Well anyway,
Speaker 1: so yeah, so so yeah, my uni brow was ship.
Speaker 1: He recognized me right away, like scary. He goes, oh, listen,
Speaker 1: so and I'm trying to keep a little profile that
Speaker 1: him there, and he says, oh, I got a text.
Speaker 1: Al was to tell him you're here, Like and I
Speaker 1: please don't. I'm like, it's okay, you don't have the
Speaker 1: text albums and let him know. But but then I
Speaker 1: felt like, you know what if the CEO of the
Speaker 1: company is down here and he's like, hey, loving the weather,
Speaker 1: you loving there, I guess I got a free pass.
Speaker 1: And I kind of got you know, it was almost
Speaker 1: like permission for me to be there without any of
Speaker 1: my The heads of the company like coming down on
Speaker 1: me that I was there. So I felt like he
Speaker 1: overrules everybody, right, How cool is that? So cash rules
Speaker 1: everything around me? Yea, So so this dude. So we
Speaker 1: had a five minute conversation. He went back to his dinner,
Speaker 1: and as I'm walking away, I'm like, I guess I
Speaker 1: don't feel so bad for being here now billions in
Speaker 1: the same restaurant as mate. And so as we're leaving,
Speaker 1: who was coming through? Who's coming into the restaurant? Was
Speaker 1: your bertie? What are your favorites? Who on this point
Speaker 1: you didn't tell me? Stool President, Dave Portnoy, the head
Speaker 1: Barstool Sports, the pizza guy that just one bite dude,
Speaker 1: the guy in charge of Ago when he said Slice
Speaker 1: for Life by mistake, right, Yeah, the cole her Daddy
Speaker 1: podcast we got, the podcast we got. So he's rolling in,
Speaker 1: I'm rolling out and he takes over my table. No, yeah,
Speaker 1: they gave him and the El Presidente table, but he
Speaker 1: was at the scar He Jones table. If you think
Speaker 1: about it, because I had it first. Okay, but did
Speaker 1: you talk to him about our podcast? Did you mention?
Speaker 1: I just I didn't even say hello to him. That
Speaker 1: seems like a career move. Blunder right there. I was
Speaker 1: also staying at the one hotel where he actually has
Speaker 1: a residence, so I saw him three times that week.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, the what's the name of the hotel,
Speaker 1: the one hotel, the one you stayed at. What's the
Speaker 1: name of it? The one? It's the one on It's
Speaker 1: the one. No, the word stand it. It's very trendy.
Speaker 1: I get it. What's the name of the hotel? Okay,
Speaker 1: it's called the one. It's the one. You know, the one.
Speaker 1: Don't you know this hotel called the one? The number one,
Speaker 1: the number one. It's the number one hotel. I go
Speaker 1: to the number eighty six. You go, you go to
Speaker 1: the motel six. This is not that bad. I mean
Speaker 1: I've been a Motel six. Not wrong with it, but hotel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so yeah, it's it's called the one. It's a chain.
Speaker 1: You can look at what's the what's the two? Like?
Speaker 1: I don't think that. I don't know. I think they
Speaker 1: just have that. But anyway, that's part of the competition
Speaker 1: that they just call themselves the one. Yeah, it's called
Speaker 1: the one. Yeah. So so that was the first part
Speaker 1: of my week. But the second part of my week
Speaker 1: I rented an Airbnb and Brickle nearby Brickle, and I
Speaker 1: gotta tell you that's not from me. Brickle too far
Speaker 1: from the scene. No, no, no, the airbnb style thing,
Speaker 1: you know, it's from me. Yeah. You don't get the champagne, don't.
Speaker 1: You don't get the perks, you don't get the it's
Speaker 1: just like kind of you're on your own. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's kind of like renting an apartment. So it's just
Speaker 1: not my style. But it's okay. Listen, A lot of
Speaker 1: airbnb is are very popular. But well, I have a
Speaker 1: Brickle question for you. Um. Our friend Brooke Morrison, who
Speaker 1: was worked at Why one hundred for the last couple
Speaker 1: of years, is no longer Why one moving back to
Speaker 1: Los Angeles. So she's actually moving at a Brickle right
Speaker 1: tomorrow morning. I believe as well. She's going back to
Speaker 1: l A right now. Somebody said, oh my god, you're
Speaker 1: leaving Paradise and her response was, well, I don't know
Speaker 1: if you've been to l A. It's also Paradise. I'm
Speaker 1: going to l A. So uh, having been to both,
Speaker 1: would you say now? Look, she may be more used
Speaker 1: to l A, having you know, spent lived there for
Speaker 1: many years. But can you compare l A to Miami.
Speaker 1: Is a driving town, you got a good drive everywhere,
Speaker 1: you know, whereas Miami's very close knit. Um My, I mean,
Speaker 1: I think beach, beach, beach. It's just beach now California,
Speaker 1: California beach. But it's not as I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't think of l A. I think of l A
Speaker 1: more of hustle and bustle. I think if you're looking
Speaker 1: in the city of l A, I think of the
Speaker 1: show business. If you're looking for a job, maybe l
Speaker 1: A could be better than anyway, So one less resident
Speaker 1: of Brickle. You could have rented our apartment. But uh
Speaker 1: but anyway, So yeah, so and then and then I
Speaker 1: get I get back from Miami. Now this is where
Speaker 1: things kind of go a little sideways here that you
Speaker 1: you hear this, You hear me talking for the past
Speaker 1: ten minutes. Yeah, you're a little this little stuffy, little
Speaker 1: mazally right. I didn't want to know. I heard you
Speaker 1: this one on the radio, so I know that you're
Speaker 1: a little off. Well I'm not off. I'm fine. I
Speaker 1: feel not gonna lie. So that's great. But you sound
Speaker 1: yeah so so, but you you have that, you have
Speaker 1: that six point two million dollar system there. It's clearing
Speaker 1: it up a little bit, right, not as much as
Speaker 1: so we're doing the big show yesterday, and you know,
Speaker 1: sky b B and Nate both know that I was
Speaker 1: in Miami, and you know, we know that the levels
Speaker 1: of COVID were higher in Miami. You know at some
Speaker 1: point you know, by the way, did you see the
Speaker 1: article that came out today about Tampa people partying after
Speaker 1: the Super Bowl? Al the chaoss, all the craziness, that's
Speaker 1: how partied for a week. Are The levels are no
Speaker 1: better or worse for COVID there today than they were last.
Speaker 1: In fact, the levels went down so except except for
Speaker 1: one thanks, A lot of the people partying in the
Speaker 1: streets were people in town for the super Bowl. It
Speaker 1: wasn't a vocals well I don't know that. They're they're
Speaker 1: just menasured measuring any an art that came out and
Speaker 1: just playing Devil's advocate. If they all had it, then
Speaker 1: the rate wouldn't go up. They'd all just keep having it.
Speaker 1: True well anyway, so I'm not ruining for anybody to
Speaker 1: be sick, So good for that. We were on the
Speaker 1: Big Show today and yesterday, and I started, I sneezed
Speaker 1: a couple of times, and my nose started running, so
Speaker 1: I started looking a little sniffles. Well, Nate approaches me
Speaker 1: after the show. It's like, um, me and Scottie b
Speaker 1: and engineer Jeff are a little concerned for you right
Speaker 1: now because we think you may have gone to Miami
Speaker 1: and gotten the Rhona. And I said, come on, man,
Speaker 1: I said, look at me. I feel great. Sure enough.
Speaker 1: I said, you know, oh, that sounds like you're gonna
Speaker 1: say sure enough, I have it. Sure enough. I go
Speaker 1: to the I go go get checked out, and uh,
Speaker 1: I do not have it. I took I took a
Speaker 1: rabid test, and they they said you don't have it.
Speaker 1: And then they kind of test that you take a
Speaker 1: rapid you say it this and said rabid. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: sounds like I said, rabbit test. Well, the rabid rabid
Speaker 1: test a rabbit. You know what the rabbit test is? No,
Speaker 1: what's that? Oh? You know what we're taking when the
Speaker 1: old expression taking a rabbit test, the rabbit die. You
Speaker 1: don't that that expression? You never heard it? Oh my, oh, Mike,
Speaker 1: when I tell you the story, you'd be like oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: um before birth control sticks that you peet on back
Speaker 1: in the day, before my time. But back in the
Speaker 1: day you would um some way give blood, either through
Speaker 1: a trance, usually have the bunny rabbit eat your blood.
Speaker 1: As a woman, my facts are little off. Don't tweet me,
Speaker 1: by the way, I don't. I'm good. I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: just giving the overall. By the way, two weeks ago,
Speaker 1: I said, don't tweet me about Denny Hamlin and Harvick
Speaker 1: and Hamlin the NASCAR, and people still fel like I know,
Speaker 1: of course, right, but I'm not mad at you. But
Speaker 1: it was it was Denny Hamlin, not Harvick, or it
Speaker 1: was Harvick not Hamlin. I think it was Hamlin, which
Speaker 1: she called him Hamlin. Anyway, So if the rabbit died
Speaker 1: from the blood, you were pregnant. So because of the
Speaker 1: way your hormones had changed. So and again I know
Speaker 1: it's not science. I'm just remembering the details vaguely, but
Speaker 1: that's the gist of it. So people will go, how
Speaker 1: you doing the rabbit died. That was the way of
Speaker 1: saying she's pregnant. Yep, the rabbit died. Oh congratulations, Right,
Speaker 1: that's what that meant. Google it for the exact but
Speaker 1: the gist of it was that if the rabbit died,
Speaker 1: you were most likely pregnant because the hormonal shift in
Speaker 1: your blood and your your levels, your pH was off. Whatever. Well, anyway,
Speaker 1: I took the rapid test and then then the doctor
Speaker 1: comes in and you know, they checked my heart rate,
Speaker 1: my blood level, by blood count, all that crap, you know,
Speaker 1: all the blood plat pressure and you know, my temperature
Speaker 1: and everything. Everything is absolutely normal. Do you know I
Speaker 1: have normal blood pressure which I cannot believe. My bloodressures
Speaker 1: not high. You show this thing isn't broken. And he's like, na, man,
Speaker 1: he goes, do your blood pressure is normal? I said,
Speaker 1: that's awesome, alright, great, I don't have blood pressure. Only
Speaker 1: when I talked to you and do this podcast that
Speaker 1: we get fucking crazy. That's what. That's why. Then he
Speaker 1: should have taken my fucking put that thing around the
Speaker 1: risk uh you know that shipped around my arm. Anyway,
Speaker 1: So he comes back and he goes because because you know,
Speaker 1: you do know that colds still exist, right, meaning like
Speaker 1: it's okay, it is okay to have a cold. You
Speaker 1: it is possible to still get the regular common cold.
Speaker 1: But unfortunately because of these are these are COVID times.
Speaker 1: Everyone you sneeze, you cough, and everyone's like rode, everyone's screaming.
Speaker 1: So the truth of the matter is, oh, you know,
Speaker 1: it is okay. It is possible to have a regular sniffle,
Speaker 1: a regular seasonal common cold, but most people don't think
Speaker 1: of it. So he's kind of laughing. He says that
Speaker 1: most people come through this office, take the tests and
Speaker 1: they'll they their their COVID negative, but but they're still like,
Speaker 1: you know, they're stuffed up, and they came in their
Speaker 1: bequest they were like, just like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: have a sore throat, I have COVID. So everything is
Speaker 1: COVID according to the doctor. But he's like, you're good,
Speaker 1: You're good. You personally you're fine. So there you go.
Speaker 1: So that was that. All right. I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: correct what I say because I thought I would google
Speaker 1: it just to make sure, and so, uh, slightly common misconception.
Speaker 1: I'm learning something along with everyone else. Um. The urine
Speaker 1: and blood of a pregnant woman in the early months
Speaker 1: of pregnancy originally was injected into immature female mice their
Speaker 1: ovaries would enlarge from trying to filter the urine or
Speaker 1: the blood, and they would have to open up the
Speaker 1: mouse and check the size of the ovaries, which case,
Speaker 1: obviously the mouse would be dead. They didn't fix them, okay.
Speaker 1: The rabbit test became a widely used test for pregnancy
Speaker 1: starting in ninety nine, was the origin of the common
Speaker 1: euphemism the rabbit died. The phrase was in fact based
Speaker 1: on a common misconception about the test. While many people
Speaker 1: have assumed that the injected rabbit would die only if
Speaker 1: the woman was pregnant, in fact, all rabbits used for
Speaker 1: the test died, and they had to be because they
Speaker 1: had to be surgically opened in order to examine the
Speaker 1: ovaries of the rabbit. So so yeah, I think people
Speaker 1: said the rabbit died, you had a pregnancy test. I
Speaker 1: was always under the assumption as a kid. But again,
Speaker 1: I learned this when I was, you know, ten years old,
Speaker 1: So forgive me. It's the rabbit test then, So then
Speaker 1: it says eventually they figured out a way to do
Speaker 1: with the same test on an African claude frog, which
Speaker 1: I'm like, of all the thousands of species animal, the
Speaker 1: African claude frog like that's the one. Go get that
Speaker 1: son of a bitch. Um. They were able to um
Speaker 1: check out the swelling of the animals ovaries without the
Speaker 1: need to cut the animal open. I guess the location
Speaker 1: of the ovaries. They could tell the swelling that you
Speaker 1: were pregnant. Who knew, right, So they didn't have to
Speaker 1: kill the frog anymore. And that's why nobody says that
Speaker 1: the frog died the rabbit died. You took a test,
Speaker 1: but that was where the test came from God. But
Speaker 1: you said Rabbid, I understand you thought I said rabbit. Okay,
Speaker 1: now listen, all right, So that was my vacation. What
Speaker 1: about you? I mean you we did speak here that
Speaker 1: you hit three storms and your snow shoveling. Outside of that,
Speaker 1: was there anything you know? Any highlights here? Highlights you
Speaker 1: want highlights? Yeah? From you were from your week off.
Speaker 1: I mean we did have a momentous occasion for me.
Speaker 1: Big deal. If you want to sit down here or not.
Speaker 1: Um as a proponent of eating basic food right, not
Speaker 1: not going to eat beyond burgers and plant based, I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna do it. I broke down. This is huge
Speaker 1: for me. I broke down because I had some clue
Speaker 1: in the house which I have occasional little sip with
Speaker 1: little milk in this house, I had a little all right.
Speaker 1: So I noticed because my wife is eating healthier for
Speaker 1: about six months now. She's really made it, done a
Speaker 1: nice job of eating healthier. No reason just then to
Speaker 1: be healthier. Um, she has switched to alternative milks h
Speaker 1: and she drinks. She drinks cash you milk with vanilla sweetener,
Speaker 1: a little unsweetened vanilla cash you milk, and so as
Speaker 1: opposed to fifty calories for fat free milk. This is
Speaker 1: not a sponsor, but maybe they should be. It's five
Speaker 1: calories for cashe milk. Whereas you would say cash you milk,
Speaker 1: I would say, good bless you. You have COVID. So
Speaker 1: so I broke down. I promised my daughter, who's vegan. Yes,
Speaker 1: I have a vegan daughter. You'd never think. I don't
Speaker 1: know how it happened. And under me, I didn't drive her.
Speaker 1: It just it just is what it is. So I
Speaker 1: broke down. I said I would try an alternative milk form.
Speaker 1: And so, because I like cash shows and I don't
Speaker 1: like flax seed oil or hemp or any other you know,
Speaker 1: just I went with the cash and milk already in
Speaker 1: the house, so I gotta say, in my refrigerator right now,
Speaker 1: I have mark m A l k. It's not milk.
Speaker 1: It's doesn't sound right at all. Well, it's it's milk.
Speaker 1: It's they're taking the A L from it. Sounds like
Speaker 1: the sounds you would make if it was bat molk.
Speaker 1: So it's called malk, not milk. It's my fridge. You know.
Speaker 1: It's funny they call it that because the cash you
Speaker 1: milk to me tasted like chalk chalk, so you didn't
Speaker 1: like it. You know, you have a pepto bismol. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's like liquid chalk, right, that's what the cash you
Speaker 1: milk you. I went like this, I do this sometimes
Speaker 1: that my kids make fun of because I go like that,
Speaker 1: you know, like, yeah, I put like my my tongue
Speaker 1: against my palett of my mouth, trying tasting them like
Speaker 1: I really want to, like, you know, really get a
Speaker 1: feel for the flavor of it, like, and it has
Speaker 1: like a It's like it's not smooth. It's a look gritty.
Speaker 1: So I put some clue in it, uh, and it
Speaker 1: was better. But then I put clue in the skim milk,
Speaker 1: and that was better than the cash you milk. So
Speaker 1: I have to figure out forty five calories per serving
Speaker 1: or whatever the size is, is it worth it for
Speaker 1: the taste? So I'm not sure. But that's a big
Speaker 1: So that's big anytime anytime you delve into the world
Speaker 1: of almond or cash you milk, or even oat milk,
Speaker 1: which is very popular. Yeah, it's got a thicker bass.
Speaker 1: It actually goes great with coffee. Uh, you know, that's
Speaker 1: the plant based world. It's not. It's dairy free, as
Speaker 1: you know, so it's better for you. It's lower calories
Speaker 1: and if you could, if you could get pasted up, yeah,
Speaker 1: then you're actually doing a lot better for yourself. I
Speaker 1: may try it with a little cereal tomorrow morning. Uh,
Speaker 1: with my maple cheerios I have lined up for my
Speaker 1: morning breakfast. Here's what else I did? I became that
Speaker 1: douche bag. Not that I'm not normally well, well you
Speaker 1: always were, So how is this it's unintentional? I would
Speaker 1: apology too. I want to say thirteen people, maybe more
Speaker 1: so I think you have more people more apologies than
Speaker 1: that over your life's bad? Oh yeah yeah, yeah, Saturday
Speaker 1: before Super Bowl. Okay, I don't it was, it said, no,
Speaker 1: it was the Saturday of the snowstorm that was coming
Speaker 1: on Sunday. I think whatever the day was that the
Speaker 1: snowstorm was coming Sunday into Monday. I went the day
Speaker 1: before to to shop Right, which is our big grocery
Speaker 1: store here in the area, and I knew it would
Speaker 1: be busy. But my wife texted me and said, hey,
Speaker 1: maybe it was Friday. It was Friday, Saturday, whatever it was. Um,
Speaker 1: she said, hey, listen, Um, I was just in Whole
Speaker 1: Foods maybe or some other supermarkets Stu Leonards. Maybe she
Speaker 1: just wanted to let you know, it's crazy. I was
Speaker 1: going to visit my mom, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: My mom lives off forty minutes south of where I live.
Speaker 1: So it's just maybe you should go. And I was
Speaker 1: in the parking lot ready to go in. She you know,
Speaker 1: maybe you should go and shop by your mom's because
Speaker 1: it's less crowded, it's a more rural area. Because if
Speaker 1: the supermarkets are crazy, I said, well, I only need three,
Speaker 1: three or four things I'm picking up. My mom has
Speaker 1: to pick a couple of things up. I'll just grab
Speaker 1: them and uh, you know, I'll go to the express
Speaker 1: line should be fine, She's all right. Well, the line
Speaker 1: was around the store where I was okay, all right,
Speaker 1: I go in. Seems normal. The lines of the register
Speaker 1: don't seem crazy long uh, the self checkout area doesn't
Speaker 1: seem too crazy. So I go and I uh doing
Speaker 1: my shopping, grab my three or four things that my
Speaker 1: mom wanted wanted to things for me, And I see
Speaker 1: in the back of the store, which is where all
Speaker 1: the cold cuts, that the cold that the deli counter,
Speaker 1: and then all the all the butcher the butcher area,
Speaker 1: you know where the meat and the chicken and everything is.
Speaker 1: That whole back row is lined with people with shopping
Speaker 1: carts all the way down to the last where dairy is,
Speaker 1: and then down the dairy aisle. Now that's like an
Speaker 1: hour and a half. What are they waiting for? They're
Speaker 1: all online. So what they were doing was which I
Speaker 1: couldn't tell when I first walked in. They were lined
Speaker 1: up to go. So they were had one line and
Speaker 1: then somebody on the other end of the store. Because
Speaker 1: I come in on an aisle one and the dairy
Speaker 1: isle is like all thirty right whatever the last aisle is,
Speaker 1: so I couldn't see down there. They were waiting in
Speaker 1: the aisle and someone would wave them to go to
Speaker 1: the registers when another register was open. If I saw that,
Speaker 1: I'd like, fuck this and I'd about face and get
Speaker 1: the hell out and go somewhere. So so I'm like
Speaker 1: what I said, Well, you know, you know there were
Speaker 1: other stores. Understand I understand it. So I had my items,
Speaker 1: but I picked out the perfect tomatoes for my mom.
Speaker 1: I picked up the perfect pairs there and be like,
Speaker 1: you guys, I wouldn't do that, so I'd have to
Speaker 1: go put everything back. By the way, that surprise they
Speaker 1: pay were registers open, They should have had some some
Speaker 1: symbols that everything was open and way. They weren't doing
Speaker 1: anything wrong. I'm not complaining about the way the store
Speaker 1: was run, but I will tell you that speaking of produce,
Speaker 1: have I talked about the produce bags? Have we talked
Speaker 1: about that yet? Were they to get them open? You
Speaker 1: you can't get them open. You can't. You can't because
Speaker 1: you can't lick your fingers and you can put your
Speaker 1: dirty shopping caught. So did your fingers are dry from
Speaker 1: the cold and the bags don't open because you have
Speaker 1: to like you have to like snap your fingers with
Speaker 1: them to slide them open. You can't get them open.
Speaker 1: So I had to go to the fish department and
Speaker 1: put my hands in the ice to get them wet
Speaker 1: to open the bags, to go back to the produce
Speaker 1: section to open them up, and then put the tomatoes
Speaker 1: in and the pears, and then I had to go
Speaker 1: back and get more ice. So my fingers dried out.
Speaker 1: So I tried to open up multiple bags. It couldn't
Speaker 1: do it. Yeah, it's a paying the balls, it really is.
Speaker 1: It's ter't. And and even if you did want to
Speaker 1: lick your fingers, you have your mask on. Stick your
Speaker 1: fingers up your mask. I'm not licking my fingers, so
Speaker 1: so not. So I know people now who said they
Speaker 1: go around with like you know, those things like those
Speaker 1: stamp things that like they wet the stamps like a
Speaker 1: little moisture. Sponges, sponges. They bring sponges now to the
Speaker 1: supermarket so they can open the bags up. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: gotta find the ice anyway, So I'm not gonna go
Speaker 1: and undo the vet stables that it took me so
Speaker 1: long to get into bags. So I figured, you know what,
Speaker 1: let me go to the front and see how the
Speaker 1: self checkout line is. So I see the self checkout line,
Speaker 1: this uh three six maybe fifteen registers, like you know,
Speaker 1: the machines to go and self check out. So I
Speaker 1: see one's open, I go, and I go right up,
Speaker 1: and I'm ringing up my order. And I had to
Speaker 1: ring up two orders, mine and my mom's because I
Speaker 1: use her credit card for her stuff and I use
Speaker 1: my mine. So i'm there. I don't see a line,
Speaker 1: so like great, So I ring my stuff up and
Speaker 1: then I turned back to the opening of this area.
Speaker 1: The there's a woman there directing traffic who was not
Speaker 1: there when I walked up. And in the aisle, not
Speaker 1: the one I came out of. In the aisle direct
Speaker 1: me across the self checkout is a line going to
Speaker 1: all the right in the back of the store. So
Speaker 1: I have now intentionally I'm the guy. So I don't
Speaker 1: think anyone noticed because they would be like, hey dude,
Speaker 1: they were like, hey, oh oh, it's a line over here.
Speaker 1: Nobody did that, and nobody stopped you. You know why,
Speaker 1: because there wasn't another one of you standing there in
Speaker 1: the line to call them out, because you would have
Speaker 1: called out anybody. I do the throat clear don't get
Speaker 1: I'm like, am I am? Excuse me as a line? Yeah,
Speaker 1: unless there's so big that I don't want to get
Speaker 1: anybody upset but you. But so nobody said anything to me,
Speaker 1: so I felt bad, But I was that guy. I
Speaker 1: don't think anbody. So if a tree falls in the forest,
Speaker 1: there's no one there to hear, it doesn't make a noise.
Speaker 1: So if nobody saw me scary, is it is it
Speaker 1: as bad as if somebody saw me that pist because
Speaker 1: your intentions you you did it unintentionally. You did not
Speaker 1: intentionally saw there was no line. You're good. So that
Speaker 1: was my vacation. That was the big one. That and
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you. I'm gonna you know what?
Speaker 1: Am I on? Am I on a roll? All right?
Speaker 1: Well we have we have to take a break, but
Speaker 1: I have something really disturbing I need to really address
Speaker 1: coming up as well. All right, And I got a
Speaker 1: Chinese food story, so we're even. We'll be right back,
Speaker 1: all right. I mean that get cut off? Did what
Speaker 1: get cut off? All I heard was podcast with Brody
Speaker 1: and Scary that cut off in your headphones? Oh no,
Speaker 1: that went that went right out over the air. Are
Speaker 1: you are you are you still upset? I'm not. I'm
Speaker 1: just you know, if if you need some reference, if
Speaker 1: you need a if you need a reference point, listen
Speaker 1: to the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast Elvis to Rand
Speaker 1: Morning Show from the uh Today, Well we're gonna reset it.
Speaker 1: We're going to Towards the end of the podcast, Brody
Speaker 1: makes a stunning admission live on the Live on the podcast,
Speaker 1: which because the question was, have you have any of
Speaker 1: you seen anyone else on the Morning Show naked right,
Speaker 1: and nobody fest up to this until all of a
Speaker 1: sudden nowhere, Brody's like, I saw a scaryes dick. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: I said private pods. But yeah, well yeah, but we
Speaker 1: say dick, we don't. We don't. Yeah, I know what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. On yeah, I said private pots too. I'm
Speaker 1: like wait wait, I was like, what when we don't
Speaker 1: We don't get dressed in front of front, in front
Speaker 1: of each other, nor would we ever do that. Never,
Speaker 1: And we've shared rooms together, rooms, that's right, many times.
Speaker 1: So so why don't you explain to everybody now, bring
Speaker 1: everyone up to speed when this was and what you
Speaker 1: exactly saw. Okay, I can't remember if we were at
Speaker 1: a hotel like at a resort or something, because it
Speaker 1: wasn't a crowded bathroom, right, so, uh, we were in
Speaker 1: a bathroom. We went a bathroom. It had I want
Speaker 1: to say, like six or eight yurinals wide, like a
Speaker 1: row of them, and we were probably four yurinals apart.
Speaker 1: We did the we did the you know, meet gazing
Speaker 1: space right, so you you leave, you leave at least
Speaker 1: one or two spaces between if they if you had
Speaker 1: that real estate right right. In fact, there was a
Speaker 1: used to be an app on the iPhone and I
Speaker 1: think which urinal game? Right? If a guy is at
Speaker 1: the second one in the fifth one, which one do
Speaker 1: you take? Like, oh, I take the third one or
Speaker 1: the eighth one, whatever one, the one in the corner.
Speaker 1: Because you're only blocking yourself off on one side. You
Speaker 1: want to get points to paying if you picked the
Speaker 1: right urinals. So scary and I did the right thing.
Speaker 1: We were separated by a couple of urinals. Not that
Speaker 1: it would have been wrong if we would staying on
Speaker 1: top of each other, but it would have and urinals
Speaker 1: on a second, if we're standing on top of each other,
Speaker 1: I'm going on top because I'm gonna be on you
Speaker 1: I'm not having if we're next to each other, if
Speaker 1: we're if you're we're in adjacent urinals and his ten urinals,
Speaker 1: we wouldn't choose to do that. We wouldn't. Right. If
Speaker 1: Scary was right next to me and I saw his penis,
Speaker 1: I would have to look down and make an active
Speaker 1: attempt to see it. You really have to make an
Speaker 1: effort to see the guys in the next to you
Speaker 1: is penis right, But I don't remember why. Scary was
Speaker 1: to the right of me, and it was like five
Speaker 1: four or five urinals away, which is like eight ft.
Speaker 1: This is pre pandemic. It was no reason to me
Speaker 1: that far. He was far away from me, and so
Speaker 1: I I, you know, thinking he's far away from me.
Speaker 1: I could turn my head to talk to him because
Speaker 1: we were talking right, because it's not like I looked
Speaker 1: down there there it is. But for some reason, Scary
Speaker 1: was like Superman in it where he was like standing
Speaker 1: back from the urinal and one hand was on his
Speaker 1: hip and he was whole Scary's left handed. If I'm
Speaker 1: painting the picture, Scary's right hand was on his hip
Speaker 1: and his left hand dip. We dip, we dip, and
Speaker 1: Scary was holding himself with his left hand, which is
Speaker 1: the side of the body that was facing me, because
Speaker 1: I was on his left and Scary's left handed. Now
Speaker 1: if he was if he was right handed, I would
Speaker 1: have done he would have been on his hip. And
Speaker 1: by the way, that is absolutely so he was superman
Speaker 1: in it, right, He was superman in that hole in
Speaker 1: the urinal. So when I looked over, because you see
Speaker 1: more when you stand further away, I could see the
Speaker 1: whole bath through him. So even though I looked at
Speaker 1: his face, you can still see up, down, left and right.
Speaker 1: Wasn't the partition was there? Partition? No? No, it was
Speaker 1: a big open It wasn't a partition urinal. They don't
Speaker 1: it was. It wasn't like foam booth urinals. It was
Speaker 1: open wall of urinals. So when I looked over, I
Speaker 1: could see you know, you're dick now saw that? Did you?
Speaker 1: Did you see? What? Did you? Did it register the
Speaker 1: process what you were seeing, and you're like, well, why
Speaker 1: did you even look at my general direction while I'm
Speaker 1: using Because you were so far away, it didn't occur
Speaker 1: to me, like when you're next to a guy, you
Speaker 1: look at his eyes. You don't turn your head at all. Right,
Speaker 1: But you know when something is further away. If you
Speaker 1: stand right up against an airplane, you can see the
Speaker 1: thing in front of you, right, a little bit of airplane.
Speaker 1: I understand planes in the sky, you can see the
Speaker 1: whole airplane. So you were further away. I saw the
Speaker 1: whole airplane, is what I'm saying. So on the podcast
Speaker 1: today he's got it's more of a seven thirty seven
Speaker 1: than a seven seven. Excuse me. I wasn't exactly aroused.
Speaker 1: I was taking a piss, I'm taking a leak. Oh,
Speaker 1: so you're saying it's a little shrinkage. I'm anna grower,
Speaker 1: not a shower. I'm not judging. I don't remember the
Speaker 1: episode of The Jersey Shore with Vinny Vinny when Vinnie
Speaker 1: said that you know he's a grower, not a shower.
Speaker 1: I'm a grower, not a showers. A relaxed state. And
Speaker 1: by the way, I was doing nothing exciting about being
Speaker 1: in the bathroom with you. I'm just there. So you
Speaker 1: don't say I didn't look long enough to judge your
Speaker 1: your abilities, or your or your your potential. I will
Speaker 1: say I I understand why you weren't able to ask
Speaker 1: your own date. That's just awful. But here's my favorite part. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it comes out all these years later on a podcast,
Speaker 1: because why would I haven't mentioned that? Why would I
Speaker 1: be never scary? I just want to let you know
Speaker 1: I saw you dick back there. I'm gonna mention that
Speaker 1: because I gets into the whole conversation like, oh what
Speaker 1: don't you see why? And then like every joke I made, Okay,
Speaker 1: I understand you, this was like seven years ago, five six,
Speaker 1: seven years ago, every joke I've made, you would be
Speaker 1: thinking did I mean it? Did I say it because
Speaker 1: I knew something or thought something? Every joke I make
Speaker 1: about you having a small one or whatever, like joke
Speaker 1: two guys joking to your knowledge, is me just joking
Speaker 1: like any two guys, But you actually meant something by it?
Speaker 1: All these years now, because I really, honestly, I have
Speaker 1: not thought a second about that, that that thing happening
Speaker 1: until he was today, when until we were sitting there
Speaker 1: and I'm on my couch and my den and now
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh, anybody, I'm like, no, I don't
Speaker 1: think I've ever seen anybody. Oh shit. And it dawned
Speaker 1: on me that many years ago in in a in
Speaker 1: a large bathroom. I just four or five six yearnals away.
Speaker 1: I may have seen it. I just can't believe that
Speaker 1: it's only it's coming out now, it's coming to light
Speaker 1: for better form. Okay, So you saw it, alright, great,
Speaker 1: So I didn't study it like no, no, and that
Speaker 1: it's I would again in that sense, I would go
Speaker 1: for the meat substitute. Then I would need it be
Speaker 1: on burger. I do not, and I know that you
Speaker 1: have my atentions. And even if you did, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: judge Jerry pick it up. I couldn't pick it out
Speaker 1: of a lineup. I didn't see it for long enough
Speaker 1: to know other than I. I saw the outline and
Speaker 1: you left hand alright, alright, and you said I don't
Speaker 1: seen enough here and you turn away. How about those mats? Right?
Speaker 1: It was not It was not like you to turn
Speaker 1: it into a very guy. You said to me, Am,
Speaker 1: I circumcised. I would say, I don't know right because
Speaker 1: you didn't study it. Right. I will tell you from
Speaker 1: what my recollection was. It was pre Florida grooming. So
Speaker 1: I would imagine that will be the case. Right back
Speaker 1: in the day, ten years ago, eight years ago, people
Speaker 1: weren't so crazy crazy with the waxing and the shaving
Speaker 1: and the pulling and the plucking. All right, but I'm
Speaker 1: joking with you on that point. I don't remember. I
Speaker 1: honestly didn't pay any attention. I I brought it up
Speaker 1: today because it was the podcast we needed content, and
Speaker 1: it took seven years for this to Actually it wasn't memorable.
Speaker 1: It wasn't memorable that Da pisces me off that I'm
Speaker 1: upset so we I worked with a guy back in
Speaker 1: the day when I worked at Chuck E Cheese many
Speaker 1: many years ago, there was a guy. I'm not gonna,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna say his name. Um
Speaker 1: he was Italian, so if I say his name, it's
Speaker 1: gonna be like no one say his name was. People
Speaker 1: used to joke that he was very, very very well endowed.
Speaker 1: A couple of his buddies like he was like part
Speaker 1: of a group of four or five guys. They were
Speaker 1: like and and I was like a peripheral friend. I
Speaker 1: was like tier two. If a twenty people were going out,
Speaker 1: we'd all go to dinner. But he was in a
Speaker 1: group of like four or five guys that always make jokes.
Speaker 1: A couple of them had like had three ways with him, like,
Speaker 1: so they had been like involved when I saw it,
Speaker 1: and you know a lot of times you hear like, Okay,
Speaker 1: guy's got a big one. Whatever we had gone to.
Speaker 1: I think it was Action Park if you remember Action Park,
Speaker 1: Traction Park, Traction Park Class Action Park, which by the
Speaker 1: documentary is fantastic. Yea, you guys got to check it out.
Speaker 1: And there's also a book too about it, you know
Speaker 1: what's frightening about. I don't want to get too much
Speaker 1: into it, but the they were known for having no
Speaker 1: safety protocols. The rides were designed by like a real
Speaker 1: estate guy, Like he wasn't even a museum park guy.
Speaker 1: So nothing was like figured out if like you could
Speaker 1: it was safe if like the human body would stop
Speaker 1: in the middle and get stuck the alpine slide, the
Speaker 1: wave pool. I think we were at that place and
Speaker 1: in the changing room. Uh, he was very you know,
Speaker 1: like he was very proud of himself, and so I
Speaker 1: think for like he was like, hey, check this out
Speaker 1: or something. Honestly, it was frightening. Frightening. Yeah, it's one
Speaker 1: thing to say like that guy's got a big one,
Speaker 1: but he was like like helicopter ring, like making a
Speaker 1: big joke about it. I don't want to say it
Speaker 1: was he could he could drive a golf ball with it.
Speaker 1: Like it was. It was uncomfortable when you go his
Speaker 1: parents must have like made it with somebody made it
Speaker 1: with a non human. It wasn't normal. It wasn't you know, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: it was like it was like when he broke up
Speaker 1: with a girl. You did not go out with her,
Speaker 1: you did, you couldn't you kiss, couldn't sow a hot
Speaker 1: dog down the hallway, right, So what I'm saying is
Speaker 1: I did not get that vibe when I saw you
Speaker 1: from a distance. So okay, Well, somewhere somewhere in between,
Speaker 1: you have something to worry about, and that guy you're
Speaker 1: fine from what I vaguely remember. Okay, good, all right,
Speaker 1: we'll leave it at then I'd like to leave it there.
Speaker 1: You leave it there right there? All right? Well, all right,
Speaker 1: so we we by the way before we go into
Speaker 1: whatever we were going to talk about next. I wanted
Speaker 1: to we wanted to shout out some people that have
Speaker 1: been awesome on on buying things from our store, the
Speaker 1: Brook and Boys merch store, which which we haven't even
Speaker 1: really promoted lately. We will be I guess eventually working
Speaker 1: on some new stuff, new items for spring. But we
Speaker 1: want to we want to, we want to clear some
Speaker 1: of this stuff out of here. And and and by
Speaker 1: the way, we are getting a couple of more sizes
Speaker 1: filled in. I think on what you say on the
Speaker 1: on the on the hoodies, I think, I think and
Speaker 1: the property of shirts. Yeah. So shout out to Crystal
Speaker 1: Moser from Northampton, Pennsylvania. She made a purchase the other day. Uh,
Speaker 1: let's see, I have um. Christine Hayes she also made
Speaker 1: she made a huge purchase in our merch store. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you, Christine Hayes. Oh my god, yes she did.
Speaker 1: She's from Miami Beach. Maybe she wonder if she got
Speaker 1: into Mila. He also Chrisen Long Ellie or Ellie u
Speaker 1: n G. I don't not even pronounced that. Shout out
Speaker 1: to her. Could it could be Long, It could be
Speaker 1: Leon Leon Okay, I don't want to miss pronounce your name.
Speaker 1: But she's l u e or l e u l
Speaker 1: e u n G. Yeah, it could be from Clark,
Speaker 1: New Jersey. Thank you so much. Westfield. Yeah, and one
Speaker 1: thirty five on the Garden State. Shout out to Jamie
Speaker 1: Luke from Mount Laurel, New Jersey as well. Okay, how
Speaker 1: many more names you got there? One or two more?
Speaker 1: Just these are people. These are people that just showed
Speaker 1: up to our merch store. And you know, we didn't
Speaker 1: even solicit for it. We didn't say, hey, here's the thing.
Speaker 1: If they're behind the car. I was thinking about this.
Speaker 1: If they're behind, if you're behind on the podcast and
Speaker 1: you're listening to like episode one fifty now, right, and
Speaker 1: you're just learning now, you're just now learning that we
Speaker 1: have a merch store. Right, you may have missed out
Speaker 1: on the holiday stuff. By the way, there's a couple
Speaker 1: of holiday Brooklyn Boys uh sweatshirts and t shirts left, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, you could wear next holiday. Yes, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, get him now. Colleen Vernola from South Windsor, Connecticut.
Speaker 1: And Monique Serrano she Teams Serrano from Palm Bay, Florida. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: let's not give out our home address, but Teams Serrano
Speaker 1: is is who she is. On Instagram, she sent us
Speaker 1: a picture of herself wearing the gray Hoodie Brooklyn Boy
Speaker 1: sweatshirt looking very nice, I might add. You and I
Speaker 1: both commented on it. And then she did an instant
Speaker 1: story thanking us for commenting. How could we not comment?
Speaker 1: You know? And if you if you send us a
Speaker 1: picture of you wearing the merch, we will gladly display
Speaker 1: it on social media when will repost and retweet all that.
Speaker 1: Carmela Barker in in a Spokane as well, thank you? Okay?
Speaker 1: And Benjamin Mercado sent me a picture of his original
Speaker 1: version one the orange, white and blue with the white
Speaker 1: logo circle logo. His badly beaten up and worn out
Speaker 1: shirt that he wears all the time because he says
Speaker 1: he sliced for life. He wears it like crazy. Um,
Speaker 1: so thank you for that. By the way. That's Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys dot Big Hotel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot
Speaker 1: Big Cartel dot com. There you go, so check out
Speaker 1: if you have. If we don't have your size, we'll
Speaker 1: be getting it in shortly. Um. Do we want to
Speaker 1: talk about the video that I was gonna play last
Speaker 1: week and how it reared its ugly head again this week? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We could we could do that. I'm I'm I'm cool
Speaker 1: with whatever you want to really do. I mean, I
Speaker 1: have I have some other audio and then I have
Speaker 1: a game show scam, in the game show scam, or
Speaker 1: the video give you, I'll give you a choice. Well,
Speaker 1: let's let's do the let's do the video. Okay. So
Speaker 1: this was a video I was going to play last week,
Speaker 1: and I think I teased it. I may have given
Speaker 1: one of two examples. There are things there's a name
Speaker 1: for it. I forget the name. I apologize, but they're
Speaker 1: they're errors of coincidence. There are things in the grammatical
Speaker 1: world that sounds like they make sense, but that's really
Speaker 1: not where the term came from. And I think I
Speaker 1: used the example. Golf does not mean gentlemen only ladies forbidden.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't. By the way, are we playing some
Speaker 1: sound from this? Are you playing it? I have, I
Speaker 1: have the audience. Okay, I was just good. I don't alright.
Speaker 1: So this is a girl from Canada, okay, and she
Speaker 1: does that thing that everyone on TikTok does. I was
Speaker 1: today years old when I learned, which is which is fine.
Speaker 1: By the way, that expression will be dead in about
Speaker 1: six more months. But when you say that, you should
Speaker 1: be right right, you should be like I learned it,
Speaker 1: I went to my whole life, and it's right. She
Speaker 1: has a lot of following. God bless her. She's fun, entertaining.
Speaker 1: But somehow this this popped up in my four you feed,
Speaker 1: and it aggravated me so much because almost everything you're
Speaker 1: about to hear her say is wrong. It sounds legit right,
Speaker 1: it makes sense. Almost everything she says is wrong. There's
Speaker 1: a couple of things like pinterest. She's right about pinterest.
Speaker 1: Now why all along the lines of the the the golf.
Speaker 1: The golf is the best example. It's the gentleman, a
Speaker 1: gentleman only ladies forbidden, where somebody has made that ship
Speaker 1: up right right, the the history of the words is
Speaker 1: not where she's wrong. She's right about pinterest, But when
Speaker 1: you hear it, you're like, now again, I can't. She
Speaker 1: seems shocked by it. It seemed like people who know
Speaker 1: what pinterest is would if you've ever like, you should
Speaker 1: know what the where the word came from, especially if
Speaker 1: you're a young girl on social media. If you didn't know,
Speaker 1: it's not a big deal. But it's not like a
Speaker 1: mind blowing thing. But I want you to listen to
Speaker 1: her and listen to all the things she says. And
Speaker 1: she's telling this. This video has millions of views because
Speaker 1: people are sharing it like, oh my god, mind blown.
Speaker 1: That's she's spreading. Oh my god, mind blown. So I
Speaker 1: want you to listen, and I think maybe there's to
Speaker 1: the reel. Here we go. I was today years old
Speaker 1: when I found out that someone tells you to break
Speaker 1: a leg before an audition because they hope you end
Speaker 1: up in a cast. Making pilot is called a pilot
Speaker 1: because it's the first time it's on airpe This little
Speaker 1: piggy went to the market does mean the pig went
Speaker 1: grocery shopping. It means the pig literally went to the market.
Speaker 1: Pin test is called pin test because you pin your interest. Duh.
Speaker 1: When someone tells you to hold your horses, they're telling
Speaker 1: you to be stable. Nope, that's not what I means. Like, Nope,
Speaker 1: you're wrong. Oh my god. Sand is called sand because
Speaker 1: it's in between the sea and land desert. Wrong. Vision
Speaker 1: symbol is just a fraction with dots replacing the numerator
Speaker 1: and denominator. Dude, I just not noticed. Yeah, okay, alright,
Speaker 1: So she sounds she sounds like she's dumb as a
Speaker 1: boxer rocks to begin with, somebody, if you love the video,
Speaker 1: she's got a face on, like mind blown everything, and
Speaker 1: all the comments are mind blown, mind blown. I'm looking
Speaker 1: at I'm forty six thousand comments. Here's the first comment.
Speaker 1: I want you to hear the first comment, and my
Speaker 1: mom says school is more important than TikTok. Ha ha. Yeah,
Speaker 1: school is more important than TikTok. That's called irony because
Speaker 1: you're learning stuff from a girl who doesn't know what
Speaker 1: she's talking about. You're wrong, Yeah, she's wrong on all
Speaker 1: of it. Now, can we get in touch with her?
Speaker 1: Who is she? Let the slices go after her? Uh
Speaker 1: in the name of being correct. No, not attack her,
Speaker 1: but just be like, you're wrong, bitch. And then somebody writes, oh,
Speaker 1: I heard slang is short for a short language short.
Speaker 1: That's that's not real. All these are all coincidences that
Speaker 1: they just happened to, right, So that's that's that's a
Speaker 1: false etymology. E T Y M O L O G Y.
Speaker 1: So So when it comes to some of these, let's
Speaker 1: let's correct. Well here's why. So here's what what weird?
Speaker 1: It's ugly head this week? Okay, and I had to
Speaker 1: call her out for it. And and so if you
Speaker 1: go on the Elvis Durant Show Instagram account, our social
Speaker 1: media person. I don't have to mention her name. Okay.
Speaker 1: She put up a picture, a graphic, a memish kind
Speaker 1: of picture, and it said something to the effect of,
Speaker 1: like it took me my whole life for you know,
Speaker 1: I was today years old something like that. I just learned. Okay,
Speaker 1: I just learned that be there would be square means
Speaker 1: you won't be ah round like square round. She made
Speaker 1: it like a shape reference like square round, like I
Speaker 1: won't be around, which we both know, uh is false
Speaker 1: because because to me, a square in back in the day. Well,
Speaker 1: first of all came from the fifties. Well, I see
Speaker 1: people are called L. They say you're an L seven
Speaker 1: because if you take the letter L and the number
Speaker 1: seven you put them together, it makes a square. But
Speaker 1: at L seven is somebody who's a nerd or someone
Speaker 1: as you're a band called L seven. Right, if you
Speaker 1: take your left hand to make an L and your
Speaker 1: right hand upside down, your right hand make seven seven,
Speaker 1: put it together, it makes a square. You're in L seven,
Speaker 1: meaning like you're such a term. The term came from
Speaker 1: the fact you were so boring. You were like an
Speaker 1: even sided blast square. That's it. Corners, points and as
Speaker 1: we pointed out yesterday to each other, it was back
Speaker 1: in the fifties when that term came about, right, I
Speaker 1: just said that, Okay, I said that in the fifties,
Speaker 1: So so okay. So I see this now and there's
Speaker 1: thousands of people on the Elvis Duran Show again, who
Speaker 1: all going, oh my god. I was today, years all
Speaker 1: when I learned this. I bet I bet you could have.
Speaker 1: I bet you could have fried an egg on your
Speaker 1: head you were so hot. So what did you do? Well?
Speaker 1: I don't want I don't want to like start correcting people,
Speaker 1: first of all, because I don't want to undermine our show.
Speaker 1: And in the grand scheme of things, it's fun, no harm,
Speaker 1: no foul. So I I tweet the person who does
Speaker 1: on social media and I say, hey, not for I
Speaker 1: don't need you to take it down, but between us,
Speaker 1: that's wrong. So just so you know, as a human being,
Speaker 1: as an adult, did she say she was mind blown
Speaker 1: in today's years old? When at first she said, how
Speaker 1: how can you be sure? Oh my god? So I said, well,
Speaker 1: I'm older than you, and I've lived a life of
Speaker 1: knowing when that was an expression, not in the fifties, obviously,
Speaker 1: But I remember watching TV shows Happy Days. If you
Speaker 1: ever saw the show Happy Days and the term L seven,
Speaker 1: there was a band in the nineties like It's a thing,
Speaker 1: It's not like and then I so, I said, so,
Speaker 1: I said, just to protect yourself, right, I said, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna send you a video of of someone, and please
Speaker 1: don't post any of these as facts either. There's a
Speaker 1: lot of these false etymologies out there. So I sent
Speaker 1: to the video and she writes back, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's the girl I got it from. Of course, of
Speaker 1: course this girl and I just pack millions of followers.
Speaker 1: She's got multiple videos of I was today years old
Speaker 1: when I learned. But it's not accurate here. The problem
Speaker 1: is uh with it's dangerous for someone like that having
Speaker 1: so many having such a large voice like that with
Speaker 1: so many followers, because she could really function up for people.
Speaker 1: She's not not talking about current events right now. She's
Speaker 1: being irresponsible if you ask me, that's that's why you
Speaker 1: can't believe everything you see. But she's also she's reckless
Speaker 1: because she's not checking her facts right well, shout out
Speaker 1: to the people who followed this. What's her name? By
Speaker 1: the way, what's her name? I need to know what.
Speaker 1: I don't know. What's her name with TikTok, what's the
Speaker 1: We don't need to Okay, Spencer dot Barbosa b A
Speaker 1: R Bosa, Spencer Spencer dot Barbosa and her videos are
Speaker 1: the old I was today years old when I learned,
Speaker 1: and they're all bullshit. Now A bunch of our listeners
Speaker 1: did like, like, that's not right, that's not didn't mean that,
Speaker 1: and look, there's no harmless. She could still do that series,
Speaker 1: but actually do things that are factual and that are trying.
Speaker 1: If but if she did a video and she said
Speaker 1: if you've ever heard um uh you know, uh, you
Speaker 1: know whatever she said, people like, oh, okay, I was wrong,
Speaker 1: but if you hear it lends mind blowing You're like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, no idea. But there are some there
Speaker 1: are those out there. There are examples of those out
Speaker 1: there that are true and actually work. She just chose
Speaker 1: all the ship that's fake, Like why can't she do
Speaker 1: real ones that are serious, that are actual, like real
Speaker 1: bombshell things that mind blown moments. We all have them
Speaker 1: every day, right, There are there are a lot out
Speaker 1: there that actually work. But you know, to say that
Speaker 1: golf is you know, gentlemen only ladies forbidden, and we
Speaker 1: know that that's fake. She needs to just know which
Speaker 1: ones are real and which ones are not. I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's just stupid to me. She's I don't know, she
Speaker 1: doesn't deserve the voice she has, doesn't well, all right,
Speaker 1: but okay, I saw I hit the damn thing again anyway,
Speaker 1: So yeah, so shout out to her. Yeah, body and scary.
Speaker 1: All right. I got a couple of things I want
Speaker 1: to read that people sent me. So I'm gonna just
Speaker 1: so you know what, I feel like, I want to
Speaker 1: call you out, but I want to just read a
Speaker 1: text message. We got to the morning show today. We
Speaker 1: were talking about, um, somebody made pornographic snow for formations,
Speaker 1: uh in Alaska maybe like snow people having sex. Okay,
Speaker 1: So we talked about how there are pictures online of
Speaker 1: snow people in Alaska or Canada having sex. And there's
Speaker 1: one there's a female snowman on snow woman on her
Speaker 1: knees giving a blah blah. Yeah okay, yeah, but when
Speaker 1: you gotta describe it, yeah, okay, I said, having sex
Speaker 1: or whatever kind of intercourse was. We have the platform
Speaker 1: to do that. We do. We're being factual, unlike that
Speaker 1: girl from the last segment. Yeah. So somebody texted in
Speaker 1: where can I find the pictures of the snow people?
Speaker 1: So I wrote back Google dot Com. They wrote back,
Speaker 1: is Brodie, is this you texting me? So there as
Speaker 1: she so, I said, I said yes. She said, oh,
Speaker 1: I thought it was an Instagram account, which is a
Speaker 1: that's reasonable. Had she said what's the Instagram account? I
Speaker 1: would have said I'll find out for you. But she
Speaker 1: said where can I find on the internet? So I right,
Speaker 1: so I said, I said yes. I said that's yes.
Speaker 1: I said you could find them online? And I said
Speaker 1: and I said something like I laughed, and she wrote back, thanks,
Speaker 1: I love you guys. Slice for Life. So I don't
Speaker 1: know what your name is. There a New York area code,
Speaker 1: and you know who you are. I can't shout you
Speaker 1: out because you didn't say your name, and nor have
Speaker 1: you said your name in any previous text messages. Because
Speaker 1: we can see the whole the whole history. But there's
Speaker 1: a bunch of us that right back to the text messages.
Speaker 1: This one happened to be me. So shout out to
Speaker 1: someone who right away it was me. Are we doing
Speaker 1: some mail by the way is that where this is
Speaker 1: leading doing mail? I'm just doing miscellaneous because I do
Speaker 1: have some some some fun mail for us. All right,
Speaker 1: what can you just do U grammar police jingle for
Speaker 1: me real quick? Yeah, I can do that for you.
Speaker 1: Grammar police right here. Yeah, okay, it wasn't prepared for it,
Speaker 1: but sorry, I wasn't for the jingle. Okay, this is
Speaker 1: the live meltdown of the show. There it is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: police police, police police. Yeah. I was waiting to say something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the setup the Grammar Police where we correct
Speaker 1: people's grammar. Right. So I get a bunch of them,
Speaker 1: They're not all in the same place. I may have
Speaker 1: to scroll around. Um, somebody hit me up on Facebook
Speaker 1: to buy something I was selling on Facebook in the
Speaker 1: Facebook swap sites. Okay, So I was like, all right,
Speaker 1: before I let this person come to my house, I
Speaker 1: want to check your Facebook profile out, make sure that
Speaker 1: they're legit right, make sure they're you know, they're not
Speaker 1: crazy killer person and not that you can always tell,
Speaker 1: but I want to just see who I'm dealing with.
Speaker 1: So it's a person that only shares certain posts publicly.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna file this under ironic, Uh, and I have.
Speaker 1: I have iro any complaint in the soundclips today. Just
Speaker 1: seeing my old teacher the other day, which, by the way,
Speaker 1: as you know it should be, I just saw just
Speaker 1: seeing my old teacher the other day. He once told me,
Speaker 1: if I didn't go to college, my chances at success
Speaker 1: is slim. But now I realize it, I'm doing better
Speaker 1: then th h E and him. I'm gonna say he
Speaker 1: teach it was right. I'm gonna go out of them
Speaker 1: and say you teach is right because you got four
Speaker 1: four errors in your paragraph there. Um. Yeah, then he wrote,
Speaker 1: don't act like you live in a gated community just
Speaker 1: because your trailer park is surrounded by barbed wire, barbed
Speaker 1: barbed barbed wire that's been bared. Right. So again I say,
Speaker 1: you should have listened to your old teacher. That's just
Speaker 1: what I'm going with. You should have listened to your
Speaker 1: old teacher. Um. Dictionary dot com tweeted yesterday, and I
Speaker 1: believe it was Marcus, one of our major listeners, UM,
Speaker 1: who tweeted at me to let me know that dictionary
Speaker 1: dot com was asking people to submit words or phrases
Speaker 1: they were sick of hearing that need to go away,
Speaker 1: and so they gave examples. Dictionary dot Com did a
Speaker 1: t M machine things of that nature annoying or incorrect grammar.
Speaker 1: So uh ray ray r A R A I tweeted
Speaker 1: at me and said he actually, I've actually seen someone
Speaker 1: type out r I P in peace. Oh boy, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought that was that's a double redundant and that's
Speaker 1: that's that's a problem. Yes, uh oh, I go talking
Speaker 1: about Okay, Brett Ingram on Instagram sent me a picture
Speaker 1: of a car for sale at a at a car dealership.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna say which car dealership because I happen
Speaker 1: to have met the owner there and he's an asshole.
Speaker 1: And I feel like if I mentioned the dealership, and
Speaker 1: I want to be able to say it's no surprise
Speaker 1: because I the deal The guy who runs this dealership
Speaker 1: is a maniac um. But they have a car for
Speaker 1: sale and it says you're silly if you don't buy me. Why, oh,
Speaker 1: you are silly if you don't buy me? Got the
Speaker 1: wronging your there, So thank you Brett for sending me that.
Speaker 1: That made my day, especially since I know that the
Speaker 1: guy is crazy. Well I have a grrant police here, yeah,
Speaker 1: plice So Nicole Fulton says, I came across this sign.
Speaker 1: I find this hilarious. There's maybe not maybe it's not grammar,
Speaker 1: maybe it is. It's actually very funny. Makes you wonder
Speaker 1: what's really going on at this establishment. I listen to
Speaker 1: you guys all day. I sneak and keep my headphones in. Wow,
Speaker 1: God forbid, I forget them. My day is pretty much
Speaker 1: fucked at work if I don't hear you guys up
Speaker 1: to episode listening to don't tweet me? Uh, Nicole, She
Speaker 1: sends the picture of like, I guess it's an office
Speaker 1: coffee station and they put up a sign, a handmade
Speaker 1: sign that says, please don't touch yourself, ask your server
Speaker 1: for help, Please don't touch yourself. That's hilarious. So thank
Speaker 1: you that it's some bad grammar. It should just be
Speaker 1: pleased don't touch or that's persistence. But anyway, um, thank you, Nicole. Um.
Speaker 1: I got so much email and the stuff that we
Speaker 1: need to react to because it's been two weeks in
Speaker 1: the making. I want to shout out if I cook
Speaker 1: I missed him in there for who wear our merchandise?
Speaker 1: Andres Soto, big big interactor of ours on Instagram. He
Speaker 1: he's cavalernie. I think you'll see. He sent us a picture.
Speaker 1: He sent me a picture. He wanted me to forward
Speaker 1: it to you. Um, he sent a picture of him
Speaker 1: with his lovely family, and um, they are standing at
Speaker 1: Disney World in front of the Millennium Falcon. But here's
Speaker 1: where it got me. I got a little teary eyed.
Speaker 1: He's wearing the Gray Brooklyn Boys hoodie and he's standing
Speaker 1: in front of the Millennium Falcon. Wow, that is dedication.
Speaker 1: He brought it on vacation. He's wearing a Mets mask
Speaker 1: on his face. So he's a double winner in my
Speaker 1: love undress. Bravo, my friend. He's always been there for us.
Speaker 1: He's always been a small part of us. Was there
Speaker 1: in Star Wars Land because I sweatshirt was there. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like, Yeah, he's an occasional hater, but I love
Speaker 1: him as well. Well. Yeah, at the times i've I've
Speaker 1: I've gotten some email from him. But it's okay, it's
Speaker 1: all good. He can do no wrong in my eyes
Speaker 1: right now for now, that challenge like it's mail time, Welcome,
Speaker 1: You've got mail, and short and sweet is always best
Speaker 1: because those are the ones that will get read. We
Speaker 1: have a few novels on here, which I'm not going
Speaker 1: to get to The Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com.
Speaker 1: That's where you can get us. Uh, this one's a
Speaker 1: little uh concerning to me, David. I love the love
Speaker 1: the podcast, but took quite a long break from you
Speaker 1: guys because it was starting to sound like maybe you
Speaker 1: were moving away from the content that I loved from
Speaker 1: your earlier episodes. With that being said, I'm catching up
Speaker 1: with where I left off. Sounds great and hilarious. Keep
Speaker 1: up the great work, Chris Morgan Brody, what do you
Speaker 1: think he's we took a dip, you dipped, I dipped,
Speaker 1: We dipped. Maybe it was the you know, there were
Speaker 1: a couple episodes during the beginning of Quarantine we were
Speaker 1: trying to figure shit out where we were in ourselves.
Speaker 1: But we got our we got our stride back. We
Speaker 1: did so, uh you know. All right. So then there's
Speaker 1: this person says that there was an error on episode
Speaker 1: one nine team he cannot get it to play on
Speaker 1: I Heeart Radio. Is it our end or is it
Speaker 1: his end? I've been listening from number one and I'm
Speaker 1: stuck on one nineteen Sharky's six six six, I think
Speaker 1: we needed to investigate that well investigated by the way,
Speaker 1: um February one. So if you're hearing this relatively recently
Speaker 1: as we record this recent from when we recorded it, uh,
Speaker 1: there was a glitch. The platform that we everyone at
Speaker 1: I heeart loads their podcas s Onto had a real problem.
Speaker 1: And so people were complaining to me, Oh, can't hear
Speaker 1: the Brooklyn Boys? Can you Albus durand whatever? And I said, oh,
Speaker 1: try using a different Try using Spotify, Try using whatever
Speaker 1: you're using. Switch asking you want to Android your rifle,
Speaker 1: Apple podcasts, it comes with your iPhone. Folcuss the purple icon.
Speaker 1: It just head deezer, try Deezer deezer. Um. But you know,
Speaker 1: it wasn't any of those platforms. It was the original
Speaker 1: hosting service that was a problem. So we're good to go.
Speaker 1: So go back and catch the episode you missed, which
Speaker 1: was an excellent episode. Paul Paul Hickey welcomes us back
Speaker 1: from vacation. I really listened to twenty five episodes since
Speaker 1: you guys have been on VACA. I fucking love you Fox,
Speaker 1: the best podcast ever. Listening to the Brooklyn Boys is
Speaker 1: like hanging uh oh, it's like banging your favorite porn star.
Speaker 1: There will never be pussy that's good ever again. And
Speaker 1: you guys have made it so there will never be
Speaker 1: a podcast as good as ever again. Wow, that is
Speaker 1: a hell of a compliment. Nothing can compare to you, guys.
Speaker 1: Feel free to reference this one and I did. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Wow that is that is Uh that's next
Speaker 1: level ship right there. Um, alright, so then we have
Speaker 1: um uh, let's go over to this one here. Uh,
Speaker 1: there's just a lot um LLC sleepy time solutions. Kate McKee,
Speaker 1: she said, you guys made my day again. It's Kate
Speaker 1: from Maine. Thank you for the shift out on episode
Speaker 1: one six two. I realize you get hundreds of emails.
Speaker 1: It's so flattered to be mentioned. Here's a fun fact.
Speaker 1: Although I'm a forty six year old waspy mom, I
Speaker 1: have the same sense of humor as a thirteen year
Speaker 1: old boy, which is probably the reason why I'm a
Speaker 1: favorite show. Since I am not like your average listener,
Speaker 1: I'm curious to know who is who's our average listener? Brodie?
Speaker 1: You know what, that's a great question. Um, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to remember if it was my oldest daughter, Yes, talking
Speaker 1: to my oldest daughter, on the phone, and uh, she
Speaker 1: said to me she had listened to a couple episodes
Speaker 1: of our podcast randomly, which is amazing because my kids
Speaker 1: don't listen to anything I do, so um because it's dad.
Speaker 1: So she said, who's your audience because you're all over
Speaker 1: the place, and uh, is it you know? And I
Speaker 1: said everybody? Yeah, I said, everybody, everybody, different types of
Speaker 1: people in the country. Oh and speaking of which, you know,
Speaker 1: we have the so the company the company that um
Speaker 1: that's screwed up yesterday, right, that that screwed up our platform.
Speaker 1: Part of the platform of hosting our podcasts. Speaking of
Speaker 1: who our audience is, there's um a section where you
Speaker 1: can get reports where you can see who listens, as
Speaker 1: far as like how many listens you had each day
Speaker 1: each podcast, what hours you listen, what are the hot
Speaker 1: hours for the week that most people listen. But it
Speaker 1: also tells you where in the world people are listening.
Speaker 1: So um, it says charts at a glance, Global charts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I see, we've come up for Apple podcasts. We are
Speaker 1: number one Denmark, Denmark. Okay, last week we were in Malaysia.
Speaker 1: We showed the Malaysia Ark. So I don't know if
Speaker 1: a couple of slices are traveling around the country the
Speaker 1: world rather and we're in Malaysia and now in Denmark,
Speaker 1: but we are we are if you go to Denmark
Speaker 1: that if only we can get on Apple's American two hundred,
Speaker 1: that would be great. Um Shane Simmons says, I live
Speaker 1: in Texas and i've binge your podcast not nearly finished,
Speaker 1: but I've been enjoying it and I need the input
Speaker 1: about this particular gas station that has one way fuel lanes.
Speaker 1: There are huge arrows painted on the ground showing proper
Speaker 1: direction of travel. Also, there are big red signs at
Speaker 1: the end of the fuel island saying one way, do
Speaker 1: not enter. Why can't people just go the fucking right way?
Speaker 1: It stresses me out to even buy fuel there because
Speaker 1: of the wrong way drivers. I witnessed an asshole mentioning
Speaker 1: a woman to pull up closest to closer to his car, which,
Speaker 1: by the way, he was going the wrong direction, so
Speaker 1: she could get fuel. She got out and told him
Speaker 1: he was going the wrong way. He said, I am
Speaker 1: not a sheep. I am not waiting to get fuel
Speaker 1: if there is a pump open. It's not about being
Speaker 1: a sheep, asshole. It's about following the fucking rules. These
Speaker 1: people are assholes. What the funk would they do if
Speaker 1: it's a one way streak all the wrong fucking way.
Speaker 1: What are your thoughts? I love, I love your angst?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah absolutely? Uh what what? What? What is our
Speaker 1: take on that? You know? I guess I agree, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean there's I'm a rule follower when it comes
Speaker 1: to that. So, um, there's a lot more emails. This
Speaker 1: one's quick. Um. So I told you my aunt Millie
Speaker 1: passed away. Um, and she left a death box of
Speaker 1: instructions that she wanted were clothes to be buried in
Speaker 1: specific instructions on how she wanted the funeral to look.
Speaker 1: So rock and Steve said years ago he made a
Speaker 1: video of what he wants at his funeral. I made
Speaker 1: a list of anybody I don't want there. I also
Speaker 1: want everyone to take a selfie in front of my coffin.
Speaker 1: I also want my ashes to be spread at Yankee Stadium.
Speaker 1: Made the video four years ago, So Steve already he
Speaker 1: did a deaf video of what he wants. And I
Speaker 1: know it's bore, it's morbid, but it's actually kind of
Speaker 1: fear the people that I don't want you to let
Speaker 1: into my freaking wake. I love that, um. And then
Speaker 1: another question from Kevin Schuller, Uh, take out from a
Speaker 1: restaurant that normally does seated dining, do you still tip?
Speaker 1: I got take out from Dinosaur Barbecue. Left tip. I'm
Speaker 1: so used to filling it out when I get the bill.
Speaker 1: It was just reflex. I'm not sure if that's the
Speaker 1: right thing to do or if I got scambonid you
Speaker 1: didn't get Scamboni, that is the right thing. Trick you
Speaker 1: into it. They did. You did the right thing, buddy,
Speaker 1: I think because this is a suffering right now, help
Speaker 1: these people. And we talked about that. Uh ssode one
Speaker 1: sixty two. I got a couple of little straggled throwaways.
Speaker 1: If I could throw them away real quick, right, and
Speaker 1: then maybe we should get to the other thing next week.
Speaker 1: One other thing, the office chair controversy next week next week.
Speaker 1: Comic book dot Com this was sent to me posted
Speaker 1: an article about selmahiak Penult whatever last name is now
Speaker 1: um talking about being in one of the Marvel movies.
Speaker 1: She's gonna in the Eternals coming out. It says selmahak
Speaker 1: Penult was not allowed to read the Marvel script. Well,
Speaker 1: that makes sense. You're not supposed to see too much.
Speaker 1: But they wrote a l O U D old loud
Speaker 1: like reading something aloud Allo, but they meant l O
Speaker 1: W E d Shame on you. I gotta now everybody's
Speaker 1: gonna know this, But I just thought it was kind
Speaker 1: of silly. Notifications on my Facebook page. My friend Horace
Speaker 1: had something to say, my cousin John, and then it
Speaker 1: says Peter, my friend Peter. It says Peter posted a post.
Speaker 1: What else would you do with the post? Well, it
Speaker 1: just seems posted a post? Yeah, right, right, exactly. Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 1: This was on TikTok. It's gonna sound political. It's not
Speaker 1: not that political other than it's it's uh, it's educational.
Speaker 1: So this person wrote on a video I was watching.
Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't make the comment, how do you
Speaker 1: live each day with so much hate in your heart?
Speaker 1: Look up the meaning of impeachment. It means to remove
Speaker 1: someone from office. Now the person was taught. The person
Speaker 1: in the video said, oh the president at the time,
Speaker 1: President Trump has been impeached twice. This person said he
Speaker 1: wasn't impeached. Look up the definition of impeachment, he means
Speaker 1: to remove from office. See what he actually was though, well,
Speaker 1: impeached does it means the House of Representatives voted and
Speaker 1: they felt you should be on trial. Then the Senate
Speaker 1: puts you on trial. So impeachment means you have found
Speaker 1: worthy of being put on trial. That's all it means. Right.
Speaker 1: So this person was like, go look it up. I
Speaker 1: find that to be ironic when you clearly have not
Speaker 1: looked it up. Okay, Uh, let me see. I'm scrolling here,
Speaker 1: hold on through my phone. Oh, submit a request. I
Speaker 1: was on AMC network. I'm an AMC Premier members, like
Speaker 1: I watched The Walking Dead. By the way, the Walking
Speaker 1: Dead is back if you're a Premiere member, and if not,
Speaker 1: it comes back this Sunday that whatever the Sunday is,
Speaker 1: whatever it is, it's back after a very long hiatus
Speaker 1: due to the COVID. In this the COVID, the COVID's anyway,
Speaker 1: I had a question, so I wanted to submit a
Speaker 1: You have to submit a request, so you go to
Speaker 1: the f a Q page. My my f a Q
Speaker 1: was not answered. Okay, there was no no f a
Speaker 1: Q for me. So it says a submit a request
Speaker 1: selected tofic Q, select a topic and the drop down below.
Speaker 1: So I put, I took, I selected, it's about an
Speaker 1: AMC Premious subscription. Right I selected it. There's no button
Speaker 1: to send it. There's no enter button once you do
Speaker 1: the dropped down. I tried scrolling out and made the
Speaker 1: funt smaller. I tried everything. There is no So normally
Speaker 1: when you select a drop down there's either a button
Speaker 1: or automatically enters. So f a qum Premier page. UM.
Speaker 1: I want to just mention we were number four on
Speaker 1: the I Heart Radio top that week of February. We
Speaker 1: love you didn't see my post and I didn't thank
Speaker 1: you personally or scared and thank you online? Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. That was huge. Scary gets a
Speaker 1: douche of the day yesterday. I think we're gonna do
Speaker 1: this next week, but no, this is different now. That
Speaker 1: was douchebag. That douche bag is next week. UM. I
Speaker 1: wrote to you, as you know every day on the
Speaker 1: fifty minute Morning show. Uh, we are in zoom now.
Speaker 1: Some people use computer monitors. I use my phone. So
Speaker 1: from the time we start recording to the time we're done,
Speaker 1: my phone is on a tripod and we're taping the show,
Speaker 1: so I said, so he said, oh, Scary wrote we
Speaker 1: have a phone call at ten thirty after the show
Speaker 1: with a guy in sales. So I said, okay, don't
Speaker 1: text me anymore. I'm using my phone for the podcast.
Speaker 1: I'll touch base with you after. And I put my
Speaker 1: phone up in the tripod, got it already open, zoom,
Speaker 1: and Scary rights back. Okay, I did that on purpose. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're a dick. I had to acknowledge you. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 1: I wanted and I gotta, I gotta go ahead. Well,
Speaker 1: I have an I have one email I wanted to read,
Speaker 1: which I think that you may want to comment on this.
Speaker 1: And then I got I got a quick Amazon funk
Speaker 1: you story and then we'll get out of here. So
Speaker 1: so Trevor, So, Trevor is like, listen, Um, I've been
Speaker 1: listening to the Big Show for years and I've always
Speaker 1: heard your podcast mentioned but never checked it out all
Speaker 1: these years. Man, what would it take for for the
Speaker 1: for people to actually like check out our podcast? Well,
Speaker 1: he finally did finished episode A number fifty listening. I
Speaker 1: just want to say I'm a huge fan. I'm over
Speaker 1: the over the road trucker and you guys keep me
Speaker 1: awake and laughing late nights. A couple of things I
Speaker 1: wanted to say. I was dying laughing when you all
Speaker 1: were talking about Boston Original pizza and sorry Brodie. How
Speaker 1: about this one here? It is I agree with Scary.
Speaker 1: If his steak dinner is comped, then yours still counts
Speaker 1: on him. Hang up on him, then yours still counts
Speaker 1: for the paycheck. You guys are also keep it up.
Speaker 1: Can't wait for the new episodes. He was doing so
Speaker 1: well that I gotta say, Trevor, I couldn't agree with
Speaker 1: you more. Okay, this state, didn't think still haunts me
Speaker 1: all these years later. You got shredded on social media.
Speaker 1: Hooked you up twice? Nope, I made my case on
Speaker 1: social media. You know I made my case on social media.
Speaker 1: You have five percent credibility. The first time you go
Speaker 1: you maybe have an argument. You have no credibilion. The
Speaker 1: second time, when you and Greg t split a check
Speaker 1: of fifteen people sitting at a table, that's not buying
Speaker 1: me mistake. The first time was the right time. The
Speaker 1: first time was the time I paid, spend the time
Speaker 1: I spent the not feel pain in my wallet of
Speaker 1: ad let's move on, all right, can we go all right? Well, okay,
Speaker 1: go for it, all right. So, sitting on the couch
Speaker 1: every morning, I tend to to to find my way
Speaker 1: in Amazon too much, and I'm buying stuff that may
Speaker 1: you know, do a little upgrade, right. So I use
Speaker 1: a Bluetooth and I wanted a better bluetooth, uh to
Speaker 1: use for the podcast for my car rides. So I'm
Speaker 1: looking at a and around the neck device so it's
Speaker 1: got speakers on both sides and uh, and the headphones
Speaker 1: pull out and extend and then they slap back in
Speaker 1: for storage. So it's not expensive. And so I'm looking
Speaker 1: at one and it says, um that their navy blue.
Speaker 1: But if you look at them their teal. Okay, So
Speaker 1: I wrote, you know, you can put questions up on Amazon.
Speaker 1: You can ask a question about the product. Hey is
Speaker 1: this navy blue? Or yeah? So I wrote, these looked
Speaker 1: heal in every picture the description says they are navy
Speaker 1: what color are they? So I get a response. Now
Speaker 1: I get an email because it alerts you when someone responds.
Speaker 1: By the way terrible people helping people, it should there
Speaker 1: should be there should be an actual official answer from
Speaker 1: real customer service reps, not from sucking jabronies from wherever,
Speaker 1: because you're gonna get stupid ship every time. Okay, So
Speaker 1: here's my I had. So I got three answers, bad, worse,
Speaker 1: and horrific? What order do you want them in? In
Speaker 1: that order? Please? Okay? So? So so I get um,
Speaker 1: the first one I get, sorry, not able to answer
Speaker 1: this question, I have black ones. Okay, so then why
Speaker 1: even write anything, you schmuck? The second one wrote, mine
Speaker 1: are black, so they probably come in different colors. Another
Speaker 1: unhelpful fucking twitch. How is that? Okay? Um? I want
Speaker 1: to say a big fuck you to Coutrice Roberts, Coultrice Roberts. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say if I go one more, um No,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just say Catrice Roberts, fuck you. Catrice Roberts.
Speaker 1: Her response to me was I have black just said
Speaker 1: that's it. She took the time figuring out that that
Speaker 1: would be helpful for me. Hey, these look cheal in
Speaker 1: every picture. The description says their navy. What color are they?
Speaker 1: Why do the people feel the the reason to impart
Speaker 1: their own opinion that has nothing to do with your question.
Speaker 1: Just just don't answer it. Here's where it gets really
Speaker 1: bad for me. Now, you guys slices, you know me.
Speaker 1: How how do you think I would normally handle these
Speaker 1: three idiots who have now wasted my time and made
Speaker 1: my phone alert me to to get stupidity alerted to me.
Speaker 1: Take a guess? What would I do? Scary? What what
Speaker 1: might I do? You might respond back to them and
Speaker 1: put them in their place? Or what are the options?
Speaker 1: Ignore them? Well that's what I would do. I can't
Speaker 1: ignore because I'm getting notifications. If I turn off notifications,
Speaker 1: I won't get any answers to any questions I ask.
Speaker 1: So I can't turn off notice. Please, I would you
Speaker 1: be like, please stop writing to you know? Oh okay,
Speaker 1: that seems like a fair move. Here's the problem with Amazon.
Speaker 1: As much as I love Amazon. Number one, you can't
Speaker 1: turn off notifications just for that post. Number two. You
Speaker 1: can't edit the post to say I don't care if
Speaker 1: you have black I only want to know about the
Speaker 1: ones that I'm asking you about. You can't respond to
Speaker 1: people and say, hey U, Katrice, shut the funk up.
Speaker 1: You can't do you can't do. You can't do any
Speaker 1: of that. So I called. I called the Amazon number
Speaker 1: where they called right and they talked to you right away.
Speaker 1: It's fantastic. And again you get I don't know where
Speaker 1: in the world your name really isn't Billy. I get
Speaker 1: him on the phone and I say, listen, is there
Speaker 1: any way to edit? Because I googled it. If you
Speaker 1: google how do I edit my question? Every response is
Speaker 1: how to edit an answer to a question? So if
Speaker 1: you edit, you put an answer. Why don't you put
Speaker 1: an answer to your own question? Can't do that? You're
Speaker 1: not allowed. I tried that also. I figured, you know
Speaker 1: what I'll do. I'll answer it and say stop telling
Speaker 1: me it's you to go to another go to another
Speaker 1: one of your wife at that point. At that point
Speaker 1: we okay. At that point it's too much. Okay, I
Speaker 1: go to your wife's account and just rank on say hey,
Speaker 1: you fucking clods. But here you see that you're not
Speaker 1: even answering this guy's questions. Those people aren't gonna know.
Speaker 1: They're not going to get a notification that someone else
Speaker 1: answered the question. That's not how it works. Well, they
Speaker 1: can't reply to people. They wouldn't check back, no, unless
Speaker 1: they go back to see if they so. Anyway, so
Speaker 1: I quickly unliked. I've put unlike on there. That's all
Speaker 1: you can do is thumbs down their comments. So I
Speaker 1: get the guy from Amazon on the phone, not Billy,
Speaker 1: and um. He says, there is no way to edit
Speaker 1: the question. I said, all right, then then delete it.
Speaker 1: There's no way to delete the question. I said, I
Speaker 1: don't understand. It's your website, it's Amazon's website. Someone in
Speaker 1: Amazon can delete that question. I don't. I don't think,
Speaker 1: so do me a favor. Go talk to somebody. Somebody
Speaker 1: in the giant room you're sitting in has a better
Speaker 1: answer than we can't delete it. Because I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: sit here and get answers to this thing on my
Speaker 1: phone for the next week. No, no, no, no. So
Speaker 1: he comes back on. He says, uh, okay, I spoke
Speaker 1: to U supervisor because that was my next I was
Speaker 1: asked a supervisor. He says to me, okay, UM, we're
Speaker 1: gonna turn off notifications for you, and we're gonna the
Speaker 1: question will come down in twenty four hours and you
Speaker 1: won't be bothered again. Okay. So I said, okay, So, uh,
Speaker 1: twenty four hours, it doesn't come down. I have to
Speaker 1: call back. I asked for supervisor directly. He got it
Speaker 1: done and they took it down. But that's what I
Speaker 1: had to go through. So because you ask people, I
Speaker 1: thought maybe the owner, like the company selling it would
Speaker 1: tell me, or someone who actually owns the blue pair
Speaker 1: would tell me their Navy, their or their teal. No,
Speaker 1: because it's available in black, they feel the need to
Speaker 1: because again, you know, like it's the same listing, So
Speaker 1: don't tweet me. I know how works. I was hanging
Speaker 1: out in a pool and going to restaurants in Miami
Speaker 1: and you were black. You were dealing with customer service
Speaker 1: issues on a fucking question because you didn't want to
Speaker 1: alert on your phone. That's lives are the same music listen,
Speaker 1: only one of us acts like they are truly truly
Speaker 1: boys boys