WEBVTT - Innovation (with Becky Robinson)

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<v Speaker 1>celery stick? Yes, Mark, you can have a celery Sticky?

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<v Speaker 1>because they're allergic. Yes, Timmy, And if you had half

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<v Speaker 1>If you had half a brain, you would know that

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<v Speaker 1>those lebards are larger sellers. You all right, Dan, what

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<v Speaker 1>seems to be the problem. It's the nasty cut you

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<v Speaker 1>have their yea is can we even fix this? What happened? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>I told him not to go close to the snow leopards,

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<v Speaker 1>but he pounced in and the next thing we knew,

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<v Speaker 1>it grabbed him by well the wiener and the leg.

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<v Speaker 1>It got both because his ween are so small. Daddy

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<v Speaker 1>have a small Dad had bootlegs. But then you're dating

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<v Speaker 1>Mark with small weader, they're not a small If we

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<v Speaker 1>both don't speak, because the blood will start scuirt? Doctor,

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<v Speaker 1>we going to be here? Let me just ask the

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<v Speaker 1>doctor who has a small penis? I have a smalling

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I don't you said that I Mark stepfather

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<v Speaker 1>had a small preenus he's closed so it kind of

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<v Speaker 1>works like that. Okay, okay, okay, this is This is

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<v Speaker 1>Americans Live and we know the story with producer Andy Especially.

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<v Speaker 1>Guest contributor for this episode is Becky Abbotson and I

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<v Speaker 1>show we'll be using a trusty Sence generator to bring

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<v Speaker 1>you a story in three improvised acts. This week's theme innovation.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes we innovate ourselves into a corner, sometimes into the sky.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a gift of curse. Let's explore it, stay with us.

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<v Speaker 1>Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup. It was kind of unconventional.

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<v Speaker 1>Must people at the office would always look at her

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<v Speaker 1>with one eye rowl raised to why she decided she

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<v Speaker 1>would take ketchup and put it on pancakes, But it

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<v Speaker 1>was something she had been doing since she was a child,

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<v Speaker 1>and then one day she decided she wanted to share

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<v Speaker 1>her experience. Are very unique Sauce to the world, Joyce,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know I ketchup. You know it's full of

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<v Speaker 1>sugar and you just can't Well, people aren't gonna light

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<v Speaker 1>in the way that you think they are because ketchup

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't normally go on a pancake or a many pancake

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<v Speaker 1>have you tried it? I tried it once when I

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<v Speaker 1>was drunk, and you know what, I threw it right

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<v Speaker 1>all up. I threw it all up. And you never

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<v Speaker 1>want to mix pancake with ketchup because it came out

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<v Speaker 1>looking like blood and flesh. I think maybe you want

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<v Speaker 1>to try it when you're sober and that when your drone.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of ketchup are you? Is it the Sri

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<v Speaker 1>Rocher ketchup or the regular ketchup? I can do both

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to try. Listen. I came to your

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<v Speaker 1>office because you're the person that I knew. We grew

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<v Speaker 1>up together in high school and now you grew up

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<v Speaker 1>and then you're just you're a buyer for for Denny's

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<v Speaker 1>and you just buy recipes, and I figured I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>bring my ketchup pancake recipe to you. Well, you know what, Joyce,

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<v Speaker 1>I love an innovator, and I've got to say, I've

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<v Speaker 1>got to get my manager down here, which guy, what's

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<v Speaker 1>his name? His name is Cedric Hidrick. I don't know what, Joyce.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to say that we love innovation here at Denny's,

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<v Speaker 1>and we say and we stand for innovation. He might

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<v Speaker 1>be ones something here, if we can wrap the pancake

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<v Speaker 1>with some fries and then do some ketchup with it.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, what's meeting is in session? I'm looking over

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<v Speaker 1>the third quote and number is not too great. And

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<v Speaker 1>some of these concoctions that you people have been coming

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<v Speaker 1>to me with, they're very man all right, Joyce, but

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<v Speaker 1>you God for me, give me something good. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go to the man upstairs with anything is delectable. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's think too, let's think too great delicious things. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Catch up okay, which we all like. Sure, everybody uses

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<v Speaker 1>it on stuff like fries, chicken, we know it. Catch Up, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>comes in a little package, okay, okay, all right, and

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<v Speaker 1>then there's pancakes. Sure, hey when you get at breakfast,

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<v Speaker 1>some people get it at night or you know, Joyce,

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<v Speaker 1>please any day now take both of these and put

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<v Speaker 1>it together. Catch Up pancake, Thank you so much. My

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<v Speaker 1>name's Joyce. Before you say no, Before you say no, Joyces,

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<v Speaker 1>onto something here. Joyce is all this. I'm here, listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a little taste with a little bit of

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<v Speaker 1>a freezing but but catchup seems a little little sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>When we put strawberry on pancake, do we not thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>And also syrup, which is sweet to say, quite sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm gonna have to taste this to see

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<v Speaker 1>if if I like him. That first she was against it,

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<v Speaker 1>and then and then when I said you should try

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<v Speaker 1>in your sober she said, okay. I was very where

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<v Speaker 1>where you were. And then you know, I sunk a

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<v Speaker 1>tooth in it, and I said, well, I'll be dog gone.

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<v Speaker 1>She said you were dog gone if you fast fast.

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<v Speaker 1>And what else did you guys say? I said, I

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<v Speaker 1>could eat at the same at the same time I

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<v Speaker 1>want to. I said, I could eat you all day,

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<v Speaker 1>eat time, and you wear straight up, straight up it's

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<v Speaker 1>that delicious ruck. Yeah yeah, and that was me. I said, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I said fu yeah, I said hell yeah yeah, And

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<v Speaker 1>then okay, go okay. And then now you're here, I am,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're letting you into this small circle of delectableness

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<v Speaker 1>to aciousness delicious. That is the pancake with the ketchup

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<v Speaker 1>atrem y revolutionary. Yeah, okay, things okay, First, I'm very

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<v Speaker 1>proud of the two of you free working out your

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<v Speaker 1>differences in't it? Okay? You know it wasn't easy at first,

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<v Speaker 1>but we really um come together for this one. We

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<v Speaker 1>were we were committed. Second, can I try this thing

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<v Speaker 1>that you're that you're you're saying that you have absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>in you don't want to heat it up? Yeah? Am

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<v Speaker 1>I am I this stuff already? Oh weat it up?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you still like a cold ketchup on top of

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<v Speaker 1>the hot pancakes? The duo that you want to lead with,

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to give him your cold cuts? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so let me let me go to She took the

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<v Speaker 1>pancake in the office or the drink, the break room.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me finish. You realize that there's already catch up

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<v Speaker 1>on the pancakes, so she started scraping it off. The

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<v Speaker 1>temperature was all the same, so she took the catchup

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<v Speaker 1>and put it in the freezer. Took the pancake in

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<v Speaker 1>the microwave. You ate it. This time went on, very

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<v Speaker 1>anxiety grew. Finally, let me fucking finished, Lorings. The pancake

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<v Speaker 1>is done, takes catch about has put it on top

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<v Speaker 1>of pancake. Okay, the hell is joyce with these pancakes.

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<v Speaker 1>Catch up, catchup pancakes. Mr Domino, I have a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of ideas that I would like to please please Mr.

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<v Speaker 1>Domino was my father's name. Calling me over that is

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<v Speaker 1>the same it was, You're right, I'm sorry. I just

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<v Speaker 1>thought that. Um. I had a couple ideas I've been

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<v Speaker 1>noodling on as well, and I was wondering if I

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<v Speaker 1>could while we were waiting, it would be okay too,

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<v Speaker 1>Sure we have we have more than enough time because

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<v Speaker 1>something's going on in there in that room with Joyce. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>one thing I've been trying is to try and put

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<v Speaker 1>a healthy spin onto my ice cream. So I've been

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<v Speaker 1>playing his various various other vegetables into my Vanilla vina

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<v Speaker 1>ice cream. And please, I'm good, but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to turn it back your at all

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm sometimes she was. He was way more prepared

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<v Speaker 1>than Joyce. He had a whole presentation, pamphlets finds of

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<v Speaker 1>her ice cream and a chart explaining the flavor profiles

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<v Speaker 1>and how would you very well in various markets. We

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<v Speaker 1>see the thing about the Vaniloki ice cream as it sound,

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<v Speaker 1>it can go anywhere. Yeah, it's a robust flavor and

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<v Speaker 1>it got the beans. It's got a little bit of cruntry,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what. I like your style and don't tell Joyce. This,

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<v Speaker 1>can I call you? Mr Domino? You know what? No,

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<v Speaker 1>let's see Drake. Don't tell Joyce this. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>she's coming back anytime soon. I think that I think

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<v Speaker 1>that you got a good chance at taking her job.

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<v Speaker 1>At the very moment Joyce walked in the room to

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<v Speaker 1>see Ce Dack Domino and when the flavor inventors completely

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<v Speaker 1>enamored with each other while she was holding her own

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<v Speaker 1>pancake and liquidy catchup failure, Joyce, what are you doing here?

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<v Speaker 1>I just was trying to just make my pinky that

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<v Speaker 1>I said. It's just Joyce, calmed down. We never thought

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<v Speaker 1>you were coming. This isn't what I was changing with

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<v Speaker 1>the cold catchup, and they just ruined it. And you

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<v Speaker 1>did great, joy You did really trying to put it

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<v Speaker 1>back to hut him a bot and let him try

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<v Speaker 1>it and taste for himself. I can't wait to try

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<v Speaker 1>just be joining the two of us. I'm just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of going through the oceans here because because Joyce is

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<v Speaker 1>as good as gone, and you're probably gonna get a job,

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<v Speaker 1>let me try that. Let me trying to. I hope

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<v Speaker 1>try it, because maybe you won't like it at all,

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you'll hait it and you'll get fired. And I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just saying out loud. I don't even know one second Joyce,

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<v Speaker 1>one second choice. Don't blow it, don't Joyce? What sorry?

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<v Speaker 1>Al Right, Joyce, Let's go ahead and I'll have a

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<v Speaker 1>little bite of this. This isn't too bad. And from

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<v Speaker 1>there on, Joyce's catch that pancakes took over and all

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<v Speaker 1>of a sudden, Mr Domino is in the catchup pancakes business.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys, take this on the road reconvene two weeks

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<v Speaker 1>from now, your god, Joyce. They went on the road

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<v Speaker 1>promoting both their new inventions of food. Joyce was the

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<v Speaker 1>opening act Denise's ice cream vegetables rat again that they

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<v Speaker 1>went to fairs all over the country, but it was

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<v Speaker 1>clear Joyce's pancakes weren't doing as well as the vegetable

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<v Speaker 1>and ice cream ivery. No shorts of food all around

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<v Speaker 1>the warrior. You better wound me when you work oncoctions.

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<v Speaker 1>What you've got there? What's your nametag? Straight here? Joysh

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<v Speaker 1>What you got? I have pancakes with hot pancakes with

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<v Speaker 1>cold catchup. Wait right now, I said hot pancakes right

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<v Speaker 1>with cold catch up. There the Joyce is getting very

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<v Speaker 1>very annoyed by the carnival. Hey, man hours, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>customar out for Dewey. Okay, gets a little nervous. It's

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<v Speaker 1>really about you should really try it, but you should

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<v Speaker 1>try my first get scream. But you know you can

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<v Speaker 1>try your personally. You can try my friend whatever you want. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>this is like an assault to the census. You guys

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<v Speaker 1>got food here not, but you could try some A

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of my ice cream? Okay, thank you? Notice

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<v Speaker 1>the crush. Shut up, I said, Joyce, shut up. Okay, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we're fat. I gotta jell you this strife you guys

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<v Speaker 1>got between you ain't doing wonders for my appetite. You

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<v Speaker 1>give me that pancake, that pancake whatever that make you

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<v Speaker 1>sloppy message, it's right in front of you. Just eat it,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, don't get so descriptive. Just eat it. I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta show you. I like the ice cream. Yeah, no, ship,

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<v Speaker 1>everybody like the ice cream better? What am I doing here?

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<v Speaker 1>What are your family for this? We got to Joyce,

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<v Speaker 1>this family Christ Terry Year. Your mother is coming home.

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<v Speaker 1>Just she's not in the road when I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>she promised that she was gonna she was gonna come

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<v Speaker 1>back and here in time for your birthdays Grady school. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>she was gonna come here for your birthday party and

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<v Speaker 1>then watch you graduate high school four days later, and

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<v Speaker 1>it will happen. She's coming back. Just don't be emotional

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<v Speaker 1>if she doesn't. First and foremost, she's been snapchatting me,

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<v Speaker 1>like throughout this entire journey. I don't know if you've

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<v Speaker 1>even spoken a word to her. Why is she got

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<v Speaker 1>a phone? I don't because you're hoy Sacks. But I

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<v Speaker 1>graduated high school soon, right, No, you're like you have

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<v Speaker 1>so many years ago, you have so much to learn.

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<v Speaker 1>Your little had a stuck on her a fucking rock.

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<v Speaker 1>If you think you're graduating high school when what's that

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<v Speaker 1>in the backyard? You said that that's what he graduates? Dad?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that fake? You try to visit a ruth? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>gets a confessional clock. This has all been a rose.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not You're you're six oh six? Yeah you are.

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<v Speaker 1>Let go let me track, Let me track birthday. When

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<v Speaker 1>you were four years old, you started whining. And I

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<v Speaker 1>want to be I want to be a high school graduate.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to be old a teenager, want to be

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<v Speaker 1>a teenager. And we just got tired of here, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's the way. Eventually just said, okay, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>You're fine, you're in high school. It's called role play, idiot, Well, calculus,

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<v Speaker 1>so well, I really let's hear some calculus. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>then the prime number and then seven. Yeah, you're just

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<v Speaker 1>saying numbers and you're just saying prime number. That's calculus.

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<v Speaker 1>You're stupid. I don't even know calculus, and I know

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<v Speaker 1>that that was wrong, and I'm stupid. I'm not the

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<v Speaker 1>one who thinks I'm in high school. Then who's my girlfriend?

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<v Speaker 1>Did I just that might be pregnant? I don't know. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>this is my girlfriend. Okay, Well that's a loaf of bread,

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<v Speaker 1>and that that's my Dave's hot bread. So put it

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<v Speaker 1>down because you're shaking it and your mother needs it

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<v Speaker 1>to practice hurricane actions when she gets back. You're saying

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<v Speaker 1>that this is sandwiches enough for me to snuggle with.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you do with that loaf of

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<v Speaker 1>bread when you go to sleep. You literally can't be

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<v Speaker 1>snuggling them. Are you snuggling the bread? Because all of

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<v Speaker 1>us have been eating that and Mom has been using

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<v Speaker 1>in her concoctions, and now she's literally on the road

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<v Speaker 1>trying to sell it. What exactly how you've been doing

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<v Speaker 1>with that bread, same thing with the oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god. So a little bit of freedback with

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<v Speaker 1>these recipes you got you first of all, and the

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<v Speaker 1>bean vegetables christeners. I never would have thought of it.

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<v Speaker 1>I loved it, plus plus plus grow another plus on

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<v Speaker 1>there you, Joyce says your name tag there your your

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<v Speaker 1>pancakes tastes like six year old ball bag. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>so maybe how do you know what that tastes like? Sir?

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<v Speaker 1>That's kind of strange, believe it or not. I was

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<v Speaker 1>once six years old, and I know when it all smelled,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, with that age, and I just just taste

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<v Speaker 1>and smell are very similar. And you tasted your own

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<v Speaker 1>ball Why are you acting like I'm I'm the bad

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<v Speaker 1>guy here. You're the one who's freeding people ball back pancakes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and tasting it are different. You're saying it tasted like

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<v Speaker 1>hold on for one second. At the very moment, joy said,

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<v Speaker 1>called the police, give them a heads up about a

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<v Speaker 1>very very very shady Carney. Wrong exactly what you shouldn't do?

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing wrong? I said, tasted like like six year old

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<v Speaker 1>ball back. Did you get that from? Because what I

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<v Speaker 1>was once six years old tasted your own ball. Smell

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<v Speaker 1>and taste are very similar. And you smell something, you

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<v Speaker 1>can make an assumption Mr. What it might taste like.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh Dad, I described that ball flavor thing that you

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<v Speaker 1>taught me in the porter part by no attention to

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<v Speaker 1>my young and lad. At that point, the host of

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<v Speaker 1>the show, that you're thinking, do we take this part

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<v Speaker 1>out or do we keep it in because it could

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<v Speaker 1>be highly offensive. I think it's great coming up at

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<v Speaker 1>the first a word from our esteemed sponsors. Stay with us.

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<v Speaker 1>Back to the interview. Thank you for coming to our show.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. Robingson, very well known comedian voice actor, tells

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<v Speaker 1>about yourself. How long have you been listening to the show?

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<v Speaker 1>How long have I been listening to the show? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>This show. I listened to it for the first time

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<v Speaker 1>like thirty uh days ago when I just binged all

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<v Speaker 1>of the episodes because you have so many people on

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<v Speaker 1>that I love so much. Who is your favorite celebrity guest?

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<v Speaker 1>Of course Christine Bollen. Outside of Christine Bilan, who is

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<v Speaker 1>your other favoriteety I don't remember their names because um

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<v Speaker 1>name when they've definitely been Oh well you had um.

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<v Speaker 1>I love the episode of Tiffany Hattish and then she

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<v Speaker 1>also Christian Bale, which was fun because I see him

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<v Speaker 1>transformed so many times his body, but I haven't heard

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<v Speaker 1>that with his voice, so that was really fun. We

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<v Speaker 1>have that in the archives. Who put that morcrophone? Yet? Christian?

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<v Speaker 1>You have to say good for you. You understand what

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<v Speaker 1>you saying. It was a great episode. He did the

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<v Speaker 1>same thing that he did on the set of Terminato Salvation.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember when they break out. We got that, we got

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<v Speaker 1>that reference. Yeah, so I was spoon feeding the listener there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's okay, they just don't remember it. Spoon feed. I

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't read it. Well, I can think about our balls

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<v Speaker 1>dipping into pancakes and smashing together. Welcome to my world,

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday Saturday Night. Tell me what do you even have

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<v Speaker 1>to do? What do you got going on? I have

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<v Speaker 1>been drinking a lot of water. Is the comic name

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<v Speaker 1>station that's training me, and she's really scary. She's funny

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<v Speaker 1>enough that it's fine. She's doing a happy chain. She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to be hotter you want to be fat?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to be hot or do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to be fat? That's what she says. And then she's like,

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<v Speaker 1>every morning you wake up, you gotta drink thirty two

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<v Speaker 1>ounces of the water. Not negotiable. It's gonna turn your

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<v Speaker 1>fucking digestive system into a slipping slide. So that's been

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<v Speaker 1>a little consuming because you know, I like, I like

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<v Speaker 1>to eat Taco bell every day and most other fast foods,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I've had like meal prep and stuff and

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<v Speaker 1>I hate even letting those words leave my mouth. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know, put on the old COVID sixty or whatever

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<v Speaker 1>you do. You know that you could count calories. I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know. I know it's up in the in the

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<v Speaker 1>my fitness pile up. I've been researching. I know exactly

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<v Speaker 1>how much bam burrito cost me? Is it two seventy?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay um? I think that might be the problem that

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<v Speaker 1>your your nutritional facts are different than I cut off.

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<v Speaker 1>I cut, yeah, I just delete some of the calories.

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<v Speaker 1>Are there any places that you just can't go even

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<v Speaker 1>if you're cutting caundaries, I can't go anywhere. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>make all the ships at home in the I named

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<v Speaker 1>the meals in my one was like biggles kibble, fucking goop?

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<v Speaker 1>Is the oatmeal bowl. I just I love oatmeal? You do, Andy?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you like I could see you loving oatmeal? I

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<v Speaker 1>love it? I I do. Mean, can't you see like

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<v Speaker 1>the way I dressed? Yeah, to describe my outfit, Andy, Um, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you're wearing lannel, the jamas and a swede jacket over

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<v Speaker 1>the jam. The jam is correct, and you're wearing a

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<v Speaker 1>T shirt over all that. That says I love oatmeal.

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<v Speaker 1>That and I'm not sweating at all, which is weird

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<v Speaker 1>now people, I just I'm always sting a very cold naturally.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we actually one of our sponsors is that

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<v Speaker 1>fucking goop. Did you know that we actually have to

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<v Speaker 1>go to you know, we have to run a spot.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to go now, okay, I am Are you

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<v Speaker 1>ready for just disgusting? Do you want to get it?

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<v Speaker 1>Feel like you're gonna throw up? Do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>be real? Said before? During every year everybody no brass. Yeah, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>we had to get that out of the way. I

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<v Speaker 1>love that so much. They pay a lot, so that's

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<v Speaker 1>where you were in their edge. We're probably got me

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<v Speaker 1>excited to eat it again. Looking good, I know. I

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<v Speaker 1>think he's made by the skill, which bothers me hate alright, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>well we can't say that. Well okay, just don't take it.

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<v Speaker 1>I just take it right. Just mc cann. You mark

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<v Speaker 1>that so I know when when to take out when

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<v Speaker 1>you say you hate sucking, they make it all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? What else? What else you've been up to?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you? Have you watching movies daily? Um? Yeah, I've

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<v Speaker 1>been watching movies. I watched Blue Crush the other to night.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been doing a lot of voice over. Is that

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<v Speaker 1>is that the surfing one? Is that they went with

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<v Speaker 1>kid Kidworth? Bosworth Bosley? That's that's Charlie's angels. Bosley's the

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<v Speaker 1>hair restoration and do not that I know? Wasn't that?

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<v Speaker 1>Was that? You're thinking of Tom Bosley, the dad from

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<v Speaker 1>Happy Days? Who is you think of? Brian Bosworth? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>And he was in a movie called something buzz Cut, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>an act movie. We actually have the trailer for that

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<v Speaker 1>theater Worth stir something was good movie. Why do we

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<v Speaker 1>have a trailer for that? Anyways? So he's a blue

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<v Speaker 1>guyge have you seen the sequel? Only the original? And then?

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<v Speaker 1>What else you've been up to? I have been recording

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<v Speaker 1>cartoon in my house? Us about it? Um? Okay, it's

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<v Speaker 1>called Middlemost Post, Middlemost Post, Middlemost Post. It's about a

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<v Speaker 1>post office in the sky. Um. The show's about a

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<v Speaker 1>reformed rain cloud named Parker J. Cloud who um doesn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to be a rain cloud anymore and causes a

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<v Speaker 1>big storm and then the main sea sea mailman crashes

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<v Speaker 1>a ship on top of a mountain Mountain Middlemost and

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<v Speaker 1>then together him and this guy Angus played by John DiMaggio,

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<v Speaker 1>and um a pet named Russell that's a walrus, they

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<v Speaker 1>formed this this friendship and they become the wildest mailed

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<v Speaker 1>delivery company that the world has ever known. So it's

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<v Speaker 1>a simple story, yeah, And they go on adventures and

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<v Speaker 1>Parker learns a lot of life lessons and and and

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<v Speaker 1>it's got a lot of heart in Piggleson When it

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<v Speaker 1>premier July nine on Nickelodeon, I was going to ask

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<v Speaker 1>that exact question premier n on Leon Nickelodeon, and almost,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, like forty forty something out of fifty two.

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<v Speaker 1>We've done the lock though, and you're doing it at

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<v Speaker 1>the house. I'm doing the house. We do the pilot

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<v Speaker 1>in the studio, which is great because there's a really

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<v Speaker 1>nice breakfast bar at Nickelodeon, And now we've done the

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<v Speaker 1>rest from home, and it's been very sweaty and hot

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<v Speaker 1>and emotional. What's the breakfast? But the Nickelodeon studios look like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know you've been that you were here there all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. Just because I'm reading it, not everything all

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<v Speaker 1>kinds of breedles, baker, fruit cereals, fruits raisins. That reminds

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<v Speaker 1>me we have we have to run another spot for looking,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and for fruit cereals, tasty fruity snack breakfast.

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<v Speaker 1>Watch your malk its fruit cereal. Did you look grocers

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<v Speaker 1>material out without raisins, SAMs, raisins sass? Was that called

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<v Speaker 1>fruit cereal? Yeah, it's called fruit cereal. I love that

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<v Speaker 1>you have a sheet of interview questions. Yeah, there's only

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<v Speaker 1>three on there. Yeah, if you look what is what

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<v Speaker 1>movies are you walking? On the interview? I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>where I asked one of the questions. It's on the paper.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you can decide. You can on your own

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<v Speaker 1>a chord if you want to answer the question that's

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<v Speaker 1>your most vivid childhood memory. I don't think I can

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<v Speaker 1>say on here. Oh I got another one though, your

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<v Speaker 1>second most vivid one that you can kind of remember.

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<v Speaker 1>The second. I lived at the end of a cold

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<v Speaker 1>sack and in the back there was a forest and

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<v Speaker 1>they built a rope swing and our neighbors, Colin and

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<v Speaker 1>Connor Clark, got a sheep dog, and um my brother

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<v Speaker 1>had all of his friends over and I was swinging

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<v Speaker 1>on a nearby rope swing that went out into the forest,

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<v Speaker 1>and they brought the sheep dog down, and I remember

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<v Speaker 1>they came walking down and their jeans were torn on

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<v Speaker 1>both sides all the way up to their crotul region.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the dog was insane, and they hung me from

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<v Speaker 1>the I don't know why such a bad memories the

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<v Speaker 1>most vivid. I remember the things that went wrong. Um

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<v Speaker 1>they hung me from the rope swing while the dog

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<v Speaker 1>like jumped up and took bites a bit at me,

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<v Speaker 1>and I remember it bit me through my like jean shorts,

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<v Speaker 1>and it my butt cheek bleed and how bad visit?

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<v Speaker 1>My cheek was bleeding And do you have tow fangs

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<v Speaker 1>in Only one had had broken skin, but it was traumatic.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, we have we have some of that in

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<v Speaker 1>the archives. I don't think so, I think we do.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I think we have it in the archives.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we don't let me dick. Hey, I can't

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<v Speaker 1>find no hits right here? Okay, no, we have it one.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's the one. Yeahday, Hey, Connor, Becky's birthday throat,

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<v Speaker 1>keep calling that dog down, Peppers. It's Beggy's birthday. So

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<v Speaker 1>what do we want to do? Do we wanna throw

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<v Speaker 1>a party? Do we want to get a bouncyhouse? Do

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<v Speaker 1>we wanna hang her upside down from a tarris wing

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<v Speaker 1>and have the dog je or jewer and biter love?

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<v Speaker 1>We want to get a magician? I said everything, but

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<v Speaker 1>the Sands magician. All right, backs, come over here. We

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<v Speaker 1>got we got present. No, yeah, we got for you,

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<v Speaker 1>we gotta we We're gonna hire a magician. But we

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<v Speaker 1>decided to go seeing the magician. What happened to your jeans?

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<v Speaker 1>Tire up? It's very dramatic. Oh sorry, I should have

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<v Speaker 1>stopped the tape. I used topping the tape. That you're

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<v Speaker 1>getting very thinking memory the line. I can see why

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<v Speaker 1>he did not want us to play that. Yeah, attlay

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<v Speaker 1>the situation, but you can't pressing the subjects and learned?

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<v Speaker 1>When do you ever learned? Lessons? Andy? Anyway, welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>our show. Loving the tension already boys, Oh it gets

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<v Speaker 1>way worse, all right, thank you Levingston. I feel bad

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<v Speaker 1>now because somebody said that their favorite part was the interview,

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<v Speaker 1>and I feel like that great Coming up Act three

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<v Speaker 1>never be too many cherries on an ice cream Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>At least that's what the owner of too Many Cherries

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<v Speaker 1>would always say when people would come in the air

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<v Speaker 1>store and ask them why he is the only tapping

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<v Speaker 1>that you have for your ice cream cherryes? What can

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<v Speaker 1>I get for you? I can't stress enough. Mostly cherries

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<v Speaker 1>is what we have here, and if you will be

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<v Speaker 1>hard pressed to find something outside of the cherry cherries.

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<v Speaker 1>We have regular cherry with stem ditched to it. We

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<v Speaker 1>have a cherry lime made that minus the lime. You

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<v Speaker 1>kept going on and and for hours listening off all

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<v Speaker 1>kinds of cherries. We have cherry cool and milkshake, which

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<v Speaker 1>is we take the powder from the cherry cold, we

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<v Speaker 1>put it the inside ice cream and then we yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about the how special two bowls of

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<v Speaker 1>cherries for you? Because I like your smiles. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Okay, how do I open this jar?

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<v Speaker 1>You never thought you have to open these dow jars

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<v Speaker 1>that we're just sitting in the background like they were decorations.

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<v Speaker 1>But she's kind of easy customers. You were pretty much

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<v Speaker 1>better leave cut the quick podcast room question. Why is

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<v Speaker 1>he a she? That's a good question. That's okay, I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I said she. Okay, don't not blow this beatrice. You

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<v Speaker 1>must give them the cherries. And the first customer ever

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<v Speaker 1>to make it past the ordering process and actually ordered

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<v Speaker 1>something and get something here? All right, here we go,

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<v Speaker 1>two jars of cherries, self, sir, open them up at

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<v Speaker 1>show me how you open those, by the way, because

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<v Speaker 1>I don't never got the tail all the ricky? Can

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<v Speaker 1>you get this jar? Because lady here, it's really easy.

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<v Speaker 1>Just twist. Oh my god, I love the way your

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<v Speaker 1>muscles bulging. You do that, you have good bulging muscles.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have more jars? I have a whole shelf

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<v Speaker 1>of jars for your to open. But on okay, al right,

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<v Speaker 1>here's a job for good. Al right here, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>here's two jars. Can you hold them between your knees

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<v Speaker 1>and hope use both hands. And open them at once.

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<v Speaker 1>It was clear that he had no plans to serve

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<v Speaker 1>him any cherries or do anything that was remotely close

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<v Speaker 1>to the business paposition. She originally started, all right, what

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<v Speaker 1>little I had a box of napkins? Can you open

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<v Speaker 1>these box of napkins? Throng me on do pitching Domino,

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<v Speaker 1>se c hes gonna see the Domino? Yes, okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like for everyone to please welcome Beatrice I newest edition. Yes, who,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very happy to be here with you, all of you.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a very exciting dish. What is she doing here?

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<v Speaker 1>This is so awkward? M Joyce. Why didn't think your

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<v Speaker 1>key card worked anymore? Still works? Motherfucker? Oh, Mr Domino,

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<v Speaker 1>you have got to get everything in line here. You're

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<v Speaker 1>falling apart of the scene. First of all, I told

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<v Speaker 1>you call me Cedric. Second, Joyce, I thought it was

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<v Speaker 1>Bethel and Cedric the entire literally the entire time. You

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<v Speaker 1>look more like a diesel, it does, be honest. Who

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<v Speaker 1>does look more hard to do you look? Joyce? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I thought I fired here a long time ago. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you see that? Did you just send me a fact?

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<v Speaker 1>I sent you a fact number. I wrote you an

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<v Speaker 1>email email, hired a sky writer in which atmosphere the

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<v Speaker 1>one that's directly do you even know what state I

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<v Speaker 1>live in? I fly a hand to see you. Cecil.

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<v Speaker 1>She comes down every other week from de Moinest Cedric

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<v Speaker 1>for Christ's Sake, Drake Cedric Mr Domino, Cedric Domino soul

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<v Speaker 1>is anybody going to cry my open them yourself? Jars

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<v Speaker 1>of cherious are and I just kind of hero is

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<v Speaker 1>window dressing. So you've got some sort of d I

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<v Speaker 1>y jar opening Charry Dish put him in jutty? What

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<v Speaker 1>is jutty? Oh Baxter? Yeah, this is very awkward the

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<v Speaker 1>fact that I let you go as well along with Joyce.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to push me at this place? Why because

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<v Speaker 1>of how ideas even your last name Cedric's Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, We're gonna go ahead and forget about all

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<v Speaker 1>the food. We're just gonna talk about what my name is.

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<v Speaker 1>All right? I feel like productive at all. We're here

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<v Speaker 1>to invent whatever found Dish? Is that what's an American war?

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<v Speaker 1>Or that I think she said it, but it's it's

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<v Speaker 1>a derivative of the war. Create innovation. Okay. Moved to

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<v Speaker 1>the front of the class for God's sakes, we present

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<v Speaker 1>our dishes. Why don't we just go back to Mr

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<v Speaker 1>Domino because clearly nobody knows your first name, Drake. I've

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<v Speaker 1>said it's just stermonomy of Harry Potter too much. Now

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<v Speaker 1>you sound like Cedric Diary. I haven't seen it, really,

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<v Speaker 1>which one all of them? I mean, there's love the

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<v Speaker 1>first one? So it isn't theboy going to place this

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<v Speaker 1>John of Cherties Cherries? Yes, we know each other. We

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<v Speaker 1>you you only diner next You work at the diner

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<v Speaker 1>next door called not Jerries anywhere? You know, the one

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<v Speaker 1>that the only Jerry's and your they comp eating restaurant

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<v Speaker 1>called no Cheeries to keep keep going? No, I'm trying to.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to create something totally unnecessary. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>open a place and role Jerry's and the eye blow

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<v Speaker 1>open places. I'm also kind of curious to see where

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<v Speaker 1>this goes. Alright, Okay, basics, I am Beatrice. I am

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<v Speaker 1>a woman. I only restaurant called nothing but Cherries. What's

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<v Speaker 1>your last name? Cards? Beatrice? Ref cars? You have the

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<v Speaker 1>RAF cars. You don't even know who I am? What's

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<v Speaker 1>my name? I can remember? I said your name was

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<v Speaker 1>Baxter earlier. Actually I'm the one who said it's Baxter.

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<v Speaker 1>What's my last name? Well, the pancakes are ruined, the

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<v Speaker 1>ice cream is melted, the cherries are unopenable. Why don't

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<v Speaker 1>we just everybody just go around and tell everyone your name?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, my name is Cedric com Thank you, Mrs

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<v Speaker 1>christ your Baxter Jamericai. I am Beatrice and yours and

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<v Speaker 1>I am one of the greatest inventors of our time

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<v Speaker 1>when it comes to the delicious dish. That's why he

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<v Speaker 1>went to Joyce and I have been friends. Who's far

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<v Speaker 1>Sometime I come in and out of the room to

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<v Speaker 1>make sure everything's as it should be. In fact, here's

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<v Speaker 1>a copy of last month's newsletter. When Chavon had her

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<v Speaker 1>little call her by her full name, Chavon Javanche. She

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<v Speaker 1>had this little she had this goop dish that she made.

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<v Speaker 1>What's it called again? Fucking goop ki ducking from the

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<v Speaker 1>makers of jerm series. What are they? Raisings are morning

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<v Speaker 1>time and you're waging? You want to to put them

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<v Speaker 1>in your boat? Get fucking goopub was cranberries. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it went morning top before you go grab rop fucking sands.

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