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Speaker 1: you a story in three improvised acts. This week's theme innovation.
Speaker 1: Sometimes we innovate ourselves into a corner, sometimes into the sky.
Speaker 1: It's a gift of curse. Let's explore it, stay with us.
Speaker 1: Joyce enjoyed eating pancakes with ketchup. It was kind of unconventional.
Speaker 1: Must people at the office would always look at her
Speaker 1: with one eye rowl raised to why she decided she
Speaker 1: would take ketchup and put it on pancakes, But it
Speaker 1: was something she had been doing since she was a child,
Speaker 1: and then one day she decided she wanted to share
Speaker 1: her experience. Are very unique Sauce to the world, Joyce,
Speaker 1: I don't know I ketchup. You know it's full of
Speaker 1: sugar and you just can't Well, people aren't gonna light
Speaker 1: in the way that you think they are because ketchup
Speaker 1: doesn't normally go on a pancake or a many pancake
Speaker 1: have you tried it? I tried it once when I
Speaker 1: was drunk, and you know what, I threw it right
Speaker 1: all up. I threw it all up. And you never
Speaker 1: want to mix pancake with ketchup because it came out
Speaker 1: looking like blood and flesh. I think maybe you want
Speaker 1: to try it when you're sober and that when your drone.
Speaker 1: What kind of ketchup are you? Is it the Sri
Speaker 1: Rocher ketchup or the regular ketchup? I can do both
Speaker 1: if you want to try. Listen. I came to your
Speaker 1: office because you're the person that I knew. We grew
Speaker 1: up together in high school and now you grew up
Speaker 1: and then you're just you're a buyer for for Denny's
Speaker 1: and you just buy recipes, and I figured I'm gonna
Speaker 1: bring my ketchup pancake recipe to you. Well, you know what, Joyce,
Speaker 1: I love an innovator, and I've got to say, I've
Speaker 1: got to get my manager down here, which guy, what's
Speaker 1: his name? His name is Cedric Hidrick. I don't know what, Joyce.
Speaker 1: I want to say that we love innovation here at Denny's,
Speaker 1: and we say and we stand for innovation. He might
Speaker 1: be ones something here, if we can wrap the pancake
Speaker 1: with some fries and then do some ketchup with it.
Speaker 1: All right, what's meeting is in session? I'm looking over
Speaker 1: the third quote and number is not too great. And
Speaker 1: some of these concoctions that you people have been coming
Speaker 1: to me with, they're very man all right, Joyce, but
Speaker 1: you God for me, give me something good. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna go to the man upstairs with anything is delectable. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's think too, let's think too great delicious things. Okay.
Speaker 1: Catch up okay, which we all like. Sure, everybody uses
Speaker 1: it on stuff like fries, chicken, we know it. Catch Up, Yes,
Speaker 1: comes in a little package, okay, okay, all right, and
Speaker 1: then there's pancakes. Sure, hey when you get at breakfast,
Speaker 1: some people get it at night or you know, Joyce,
Speaker 1: please any day now take both of these and put
Speaker 1: it together. Catch Up pancake, Thank you so much. My
Speaker 1: name's Joyce. Before you say no, Before you say no, Joyces,
Speaker 1: onto something here. Joyce is all this. I'm here, listen.
Speaker 1: I had a little taste with a little bit of
Speaker 1: a freezing but but catchup seems a little little sweet.
Speaker 1: When we put strawberry on pancake, do we not thank you?
Speaker 1: And also syrup, which is sweet to say, quite sweet.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm gonna have to taste this to see
Speaker 1: if if I like him. That first she was against it,
Speaker 1: and then and then when I said you should try
Speaker 1: in your sober she said, okay. I was very where
Speaker 1: where you were. And then you know, I sunk a
Speaker 1: tooth in it, and I said, well, I'll be dog gone.
Speaker 1: She said you were dog gone if you fast fast.
Speaker 1: And what else did you guys say? I said, I
Speaker 1: could eat at the same at the same time I
Speaker 1: want to. I said, I could eat you all day,
Speaker 1: eat time, and you wear straight up, straight up it's
Speaker 1: that delicious ruck. Yeah yeah, and that was me. I said, okay,
Speaker 1: I said fu yeah, I said hell yeah yeah, And
Speaker 1: then okay, go okay. And then now you're here, I am,
Speaker 1: and we're letting you into this small circle of delectableness
Speaker 1: to aciousness delicious. That is the pancake with the ketchup
Speaker 1: atrem y revolutionary. Yeah, okay, things okay, First, I'm very
Speaker 1: proud of the two of you free working out your
Speaker 1: differences in't it? Okay? You know it wasn't easy at first,
Speaker 1: but we really um come together for this one. We
Speaker 1: were we were committed. Second, can I try this thing
Speaker 1: that you're that you're you're saying that you have absolutely
Speaker 1: in you don't want to heat it up? Yeah? Am
Speaker 1: I am I this stuff already? Oh weat it up?
Speaker 1: Are you still like a cold ketchup on top of
Speaker 1: the hot pancakes? The duo that you want to lead with,
Speaker 1: You don't want to give him your cold cuts? Okay,
Speaker 1: so let me let me go to She took the
Speaker 1: pancake in the office or the drink, the break room.
Speaker 1: Let me finish. You realize that there's already catch up
Speaker 1: on the pancakes, so she started scraping it off. The
Speaker 1: temperature was all the same, so she took the catchup
Speaker 1: and put it in the freezer. Took the pancake in
Speaker 1: the microwave. You ate it. This time went on, very
Speaker 1: anxiety grew. Finally, let me fucking finished, Lorings. The pancake
Speaker 1: is done, takes catch about has put it on top
Speaker 1: of pancake. Okay, the hell is joyce with these pancakes.
Speaker 1: Catch up, catchup pancakes. Mr Domino, I have a couple
Speaker 1: of ideas that I would like to please please Mr.
Speaker 1: Domino was my father's name. Calling me over that is
Speaker 1: the same it was, You're right, I'm sorry. I just
Speaker 1: thought that. Um. I had a couple ideas I've been
Speaker 1: noodling on as well, and I was wondering if I
Speaker 1: could while we were waiting, it would be okay too,
Speaker 1: Sure we have we have more than enough time because
Speaker 1: something's going on in there in that room with Joyce. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: one thing I've been trying is to try and put
Speaker 1: a healthy spin onto my ice cream. So I've been
Speaker 1: playing his various various other vegetables into my Vanilla vina
Speaker 1: ice cream. And please, I'm good, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just want to turn it back your at all
Speaker 1: what I'm sometimes she was. He was way more prepared
Speaker 1: than Joyce. He had a whole presentation, pamphlets finds of
Speaker 1: her ice cream and a chart explaining the flavor profiles
Speaker 1: and how would you very well in various markets. We
Speaker 1: see the thing about the Vaniloki ice cream as it sound,
Speaker 1: it can go anywhere. Yeah, it's a robust flavor and
Speaker 1: it got the beans. It's got a little bit of cruntry,
Speaker 1: you know what. I like your style and don't tell Joyce. This,
Speaker 1: can I call you? Mr Domino? You know what? No,
Speaker 1: let's see Drake. Don't tell Joyce this. I don't think
Speaker 1: she's coming back anytime soon. I think that I think
Speaker 1: that you got a good chance at taking her job.
Speaker 1: At the very moment Joyce walked in the room to
Speaker 1: see Ce Dack Domino and when the flavor inventors completely
Speaker 1: enamored with each other while she was holding her own
Speaker 1: pancake and liquidy catchup failure, Joyce, what are you doing here?
Speaker 1: I just was trying to just make my pinky that
Speaker 1: I said. It's just Joyce, calmed down. We never thought
Speaker 1: you were coming. This isn't what I was changing with
Speaker 1: the cold catchup, and they just ruined it. And you
Speaker 1: did great, joy You did really trying to put it
Speaker 1: back to hut him a bot and let him try
Speaker 1: it and taste for himself. I can't wait to try
Speaker 1: just be joining the two of us. I'm just kind
Speaker 1: of going through the oceans here because because Joyce is
Speaker 1: as good as gone, and you're probably gonna get a job,
Speaker 1: let me try that. Let me trying to. I hope
Speaker 1: try it, because maybe you won't like it at all,
Speaker 1: Maybe you'll hait it and you'll get fired. And I'm
Speaker 1: just saying out loud. I don't even know one second Joyce,
Speaker 1: one second choice. Don't blow it, don't Joyce? What sorry?
Speaker 1: Al Right, Joyce, Let's go ahead and I'll have a
Speaker 1: little bite of this. This isn't too bad. And from
Speaker 1: there on, Joyce's catch that pancakes took over and all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, Mr Domino is in the catchup pancakes business.
Speaker 1: You guys, take this on the road reconvene two weeks
Speaker 1: from now, your god, Joyce. They went on the road
Speaker 1: promoting both their new inventions of food. Joyce was the
Speaker 1: opening act Denise's ice cream vegetables rat again that they
Speaker 1: went to fairs all over the country, but it was
Speaker 1: clear Joyce's pancakes weren't doing as well as the vegetable
Speaker 1: and ice cream ivery. No shorts of food all around
Speaker 1: the warrior. You better wound me when you work oncoctions.
Speaker 1: What you've got there? What's your nametag? Straight here? Joysh
Speaker 1: What you got? I have pancakes with hot pancakes with
Speaker 1: cold catchup. Wait right now, I said hot pancakes right
Speaker 1: with cold catch up. There the Joyce is getting very
Speaker 1: very annoyed by the carnival. Hey, man hours, I'm just
Speaker 1: customar out for Dewey. Okay, gets a little nervous. It's
Speaker 1: really about you should really try it, but you should
Speaker 1: try my first get scream. But you know you can
Speaker 1: try your personally. You can try my friend whatever you want. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is like an assault to the census. You guys
Speaker 1: got food here not, but you could try some A
Speaker 1: little bit of my ice cream? Okay, thank you? Notice
Speaker 1: the crush. Shut up, I said, Joyce, shut up. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're fat. I gotta jell you this strife you guys
Speaker 1: got between you ain't doing wonders for my appetite. You
Speaker 1: give me that pancake, that pancake whatever that make you
Speaker 1: sloppy message, it's right in front of you. Just eat it,
Speaker 1: all right, don't get so descriptive. Just eat it. I
Speaker 1: gotta show you. I like the ice cream. Yeah, no, ship,
Speaker 1: everybody like the ice cream better? What am I doing here?
Speaker 1: What are your family for this? We got to Joyce,
Speaker 1: this family Christ Terry Year. Your mother is coming home.
Speaker 1: Just she's not in the road when I don't know,
Speaker 1: she promised that she was gonna she was gonna come
Speaker 1: back and here in time for your birthdays Grady school. Yes,
Speaker 1: she was gonna come here for your birthday party and
Speaker 1: then watch you graduate high school four days later, and
Speaker 1: it will happen. She's coming back. Just don't be emotional
Speaker 1: if she doesn't. First and foremost, she's been snapchatting me,
Speaker 1: like throughout this entire journey. I don't know if you've
Speaker 1: even spoken a word to her. Why is she got
Speaker 1: a phone? I don't because you're hoy Sacks. But I
Speaker 1: graduated high school soon, right, No, you're like you have
Speaker 1: so many years ago, you have so much to learn.
Speaker 1: Your little had a stuck on her a fucking rock.
Speaker 1: If you think you're graduating high school when what's that
Speaker 1: in the backyard? You said that that's what he graduates? Dad?
Speaker 1: Is that fake? You try to visit a ruth? All right,
Speaker 1: gets a confessional clock. This has all been a rose.
Speaker 1: You're not You're you're six oh six? Yeah you are.
Speaker 1: Let go let me track, Let me track birthday. When
Speaker 1: you were four years old, you started whining. And I
Speaker 1: want to be I want to be a high school graduate.
Speaker 1: I want to be old a teenager, want to be
Speaker 1: a teenager. And we just got tired of here, and
Speaker 1: it's the way. Eventually just said, okay, you know what,
Speaker 1: You're fine, you're in high school. It's called role play, idiot, Well, calculus,
Speaker 1: so well, I really let's hear some calculus. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then the prime number and then seven. Yeah, you're just
Speaker 1: saying numbers and you're just saying prime number. That's calculus.
Speaker 1: You're stupid. I don't even know calculus, and I know
Speaker 1: that that was wrong, and I'm stupid. I'm not the
Speaker 1: one who thinks I'm in high school. Then who's my girlfriend?
Speaker 1: Did I just that might be pregnant? I don't know. Look,
Speaker 1: this is my girlfriend. Okay, Well that's a loaf of bread,
Speaker 1: and that that's my Dave's hot bread. So put it
Speaker 1: down because you're shaking it and your mother needs it
Speaker 1: to practice hurricane actions when she gets back. You're saying
Speaker 1: that this is sandwiches enough for me to snuggle with.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you do with that loaf of
Speaker 1: bread when you go to sleep. You literally can't be
Speaker 1: snuggling them. Are you snuggling the bread? Because all of
Speaker 1: us have been eating that and Mom has been using
Speaker 1: in her concoctions, and now she's literally on the road
Speaker 1: trying to sell it. What exactly how you've been doing
Speaker 1: with that bread, same thing with the oh my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god. So a little bit of freedback with
Speaker 1: these recipes you got you first of all, and the
Speaker 1: bean vegetables christeners. I never would have thought of it.
Speaker 1: I loved it, plus plus plus grow another plus on
Speaker 1: there you, Joyce says your name tag there your your
Speaker 1: pancakes tastes like six year old ball bag. All right,
Speaker 1: so maybe how do you know what that tastes like? Sir?
Speaker 1: That's kind of strange, believe it or not. I was
Speaker 1: once six years old, and I know when it all smelled,
Speaker 1: you know, with that age, and I just just taste
Speaker 1: and smell are very similar. And you tasted your own
Speaker 1: ball Why are you acting like I'm I'm the bad
Speaker 1: guy here. You're the one who's freeding people ball back pancakes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and tasting it are different. You're saying it tasted like
Speaker 1: hold on for one second. At the very moment, joy said,
Speaker 1: called the police, give them a heads up about a
Speaker 1: very very very shady Carney. Wrong exactly what you shouldn't do?
Speaker 1: Nothing wrong? I said, tasted like like six year old
Speaker 1: ball back. Did you get that from? Because what I
Speaker 1: was once six years old tasted your own ball. Smell
Speaker 1: and taste are very similar. And you smell something, you
Speaker 1: can make an assumption Mr. What it might taste like.
Speaker 1: Oh Dad, I described that ball flavor thing that you
Speaker 1: taught me in the porter part by no attention to
Speaker 1: my young and lad. At that point, the host of
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Speaker 1: Thank you. Robingson, very well known comedian voice actor, tells
Speaker 1: about yourself. How long have you been listening to the show?
Speaker 1: How long have I been listening to the show? Yeah?
Speaker 1: This show. I listened to it for the first time
Speaker 1: like thirty uh days ago when I just binged all
Speaker 1: of the episodes because you have so many people on
Speaker 1: that I love so much. Who is your favorite celebrity guest?
Speaker 1: Of course Christine Bollen. Outside of Christine Bilan, who is
Speaker 1: your other favoriteety I don't remember their names because um
Speaker 1: name when they've definitely been Oh well you had um.
Speaker 1: I love the episode of Tiffany Hattish and then she
Speaker 1: also Christian Bale, which was fun because I see him
Speaker 1: transformed so many times his body, but I haven't heard
Speaker 1: that with his voice, so that was really fun. We
Speaker 1: have that in the archives. Who put that morcrophone? Yet? Christian?
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Speaker 1: Remember when they break out. We got that, we got
Speaker 1: that reference. Yeah, so I was spoon feeding the listener there.
Speaker 1: It's okay, they just don't remember it. Spoon feed. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't read it. Well, I can think about our balls
Speaker 1: dipping into pancakes and smashing together. Welcome to my world,
Speaker 1: Saturday Saturday Night. Tell me what do you even have
Speaker 1: to do? What do you got going on? I have
Speaker 1: been drinking a lot of water. Is the comic name
Speaker 1: station that's training me, and she's really scary. She's funny
Speaker 1: enough that it's fine. She's doing a happy chain. She's like,
Speaker 1: do you want to be hotter you want to be fat?
Speaker 1: Do you want to be hot or do you want
Speaker 1: to be fat? That's what she says. And then she's like,
Speaker 1: every morning you wake up, you gotta drink thirty two
Speaker 1: ounces of the water. Not negotiable. It's gonna turn your
Speaker 1: fucking digestive system into a slipping slide. So that's been
Speaker 1: a little consuming because you know, I like, I like
Speaker 1: to eat Taco bell every day and most other fast foods,
Speaker 1: and so I've had like meal prep and stuff and
Speaker 1: I hate even letting those words leave my mouth. But
Speaker 1: you know, put on the old COVID sixty or whatever
Speaker 1: you do. You know that you could count calories. I
Speaker 1: didn't know. I know it's up in the in the
Speaker 1: my fitness pile up. I've been researching. I know exactly
Speaker 1: how much bam burrito cost me? Is it two seventy?
Speaker 1: Okay um? I think that might be the problem that
Speaker 1: your your nutritional facts are different than I cut off.
Speaker 1: I cut, yeah, I just delete some of the calories.
Speaker 1: Are there any places that you just can't go even
Speaker 1: if you're cutting caundaries, I can't go anywhere. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: make all the ships at home in the I named
Speaker 1: the meals in my one was like biggles kibble, fucking goop?
Speaker 1: Is the oatmeal bowl. I just I love oatmeal? You do, Andy?
Speaker 1: Do you like I could see you loving oatmeal? I
Speaker 1: love it? I I do. Mean, can't you see like
Speaker 1: the way I dressed? Yeah, to describe my outfit, Andy, Um, well,
Speaker 1: you're wearing lannel, the jamas and a swede jacket over
Speaker 1: the jam. The jam is correct, and you're wearing a
Speaker 1: T shirt over all that. That says I love oatmeal.
Speaker 1: That and I'm not sweating at all, which is weird
Speaker 1: now people, I just I'm always sting a very cold naturally.
Speaker 1: You know, we actually one of our sponsors is that
Speaker 1: fucking goop. Did you know that we actually have to
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Speaker 1: ready for just disgusting? Do you want to get it?
Speaker 1: Feel like you're gonna throw up? Do you want to
Speaker 1: be real? Said before? During every year everybody no brass. Yeah, sorry,
Speaker 1: we had to get that out of the way. I
Speaker 1: love that so much. They pay a lot, so that's
Speaker 1: where you were in their edge. We're probably got me
Speaker 1: excited to eat it again. Looking good, I know. I
Speaker 1: think he's made by the skill, which bothers me hate alright, alright,
Speaker 1: well we can't say that. Well okay, just don't take it.
Speaker 1: I just take it right. Just mc cann. You mark
Speaker 1: that so I know when when to take out when
Speaker 1: you say you hate sucking, they make it all right?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What else? What else you've been up to?
Speaker 1: Have you? Have you watching movies daily? Um? Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: been watching movies. I watched Blue Crush the other to night.
Speaker 1: I've been doing a lot of voice over. Is that
Speaker 1: is that the surfing one? Is that they went with
Speaker 1: kid Kidworth? Bosworth Bosley? That's that's Charlie's angels. Bosley's the
Speaker 1: hair restoration and do not that I know? Wasn't that?
Speaker 1: Was that? You're thinking of Tom Bosley, the dad from
Speaker 1: Happy Days? Who is you think of? Brian Bosworth? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And he was in a movie called something buzz Cut, Yeah,
Speaker 1: an act movie. We actually have the trailer for that
Speaker 1: theater Worth stir something was good movie. Why do we
Speaker 1: have a trailer for that? Anyways? So he's a blue
Speaker 1: guyge have you seen the sequel? Only the original? And then?
Speaker 1: What else you've been up to? I have been recording
Speaker 1: cartoon in my house? Us about it? Um? Okay, it's
Speaker 1: called Middlemost Post, Middlemost Post, Middlemost Post. It's about a
Speaker 1: post office in the sky. Um. The show's about a
Speaker 1: reformed rain cloud named Parker J. Cloud who um doesn't
Speaker 1: want to be a rain cloud anymore and causes a
Speaker 1: big storm and then the main sea sea mailman crashes
Speaker 1: a ship on top of a mountain Mountain Middlemost and
Speaker 1: then together him and this guy Angus played by John DiMaggio,
Speaker 1: and um a pet named Russell that's a walrus, they
Speaker 1: formed this this friendship and they become the wildest mailed
Speaker 1: delivery company that the world has ever known. So it's
Speaker 1: a simple story, yeah, And they go on adventures and
Speaker 1: Parker learns a lot of life lessons and and and
Speaker 1: it's got a lot of heart in Piggleson When it
Speaker 1: premier July nine on Nickelodeon, I was going to ask
Speaker 1: that exact question premier n on Leon Nickelodeon, and almost,
Speaker 1: I don't know, like forty forty something out of fifty two.
Speaker 1: We've done the lock though, and you're doing it at
Speaker 1: the house. I'm doing the house. We do the pilot
Speaker 1: in the studio, which is great because there's a really
Speaker 1: nice breakfast bar at Nickelodeon, And now we've done the
Speaker 1: rest from home, and it's been very sweaty and hot
Speaker 1: and emotional. What's the breakfast? But the Nickelodeon studios look like, well,
Speaker 1: you know you've been that you were here there all
Speaker 1: the time. Just because I'm reading it, not everything all
Speaker 1: kinds of breedles, baker, fruit cereals, fruits raisins. That reminds
Speaker 1: me we have we have to run another spot for looking,
Speaker 1: you know, and for fruit cereals, tasty fruity snack breakfast.
Speaker 1: Watch your malk its fruit cereal. Did you look grocers
Speaker 1: material out without raisins, SAMs, raisins sass? Was that called
Speaker 1: fruit cereal? Yeah, it's called fruit cereal. I love that
Speaker 1: you have a sheet of interview questions. Yeah, there's only
Speaker 1: three on there. Yeah, if you look what is what
Speaker 1: movies are you walking? On the interview? I don't know
Speaker 1: where I asked one of the questions. It's on the paper.
Speaker 1: And then you can decide. You can on your own
Speaker 1: a chord if you want to answer the question that's
Speaker 1: your most vivid childhood memory. I don't think I can
Speaker 1: say on here. Oh I got another one though, your
Speaker 1: second most vivid one that you can kind of remember.
Speaker 1: The second. I lived at the end of a cold
Speaker 1: sack and in the back there was a forest and
Speaker 1: they built a rope swing and our neighbors, Colin and
Speaker 1: Connor Clark, got a sheep dog, and um my brother
Speaker 1: had all of his friends over and I was swinging
Speaker 1: on a nearby rope swing that went out into the forest,
Speaker 1: and they brought the sheep dog down, and I remember
Speaker 1: they came walking down and their jeans were torn on
Speaker 1: both sides all the way up to their crotul region.
Speaker 1: Like the dog was insane, and they hung me from
Speaker 1: the I don't know why such a bad memories the
Speaker 1: most vivid. I remember the things that went wrong. Um
Speaker 1: they hung me from the rope swing while the dog
Speaker 1: like jumped up and took bites a bit at me,
Speaker 1: and I remember it bit me through my like jean shorts,
Speaker 1: and it my butt cheek bleed and how bad visit?
Speaker 1: My cheek was bleeding And do you have tow fangs
Speaker 1: in Only one had had broken skin, but it was traumatic.
Speaker 1: You know, we have we have some of that in
Speaker 1: the archives. I don't think so, I think we do.
Speaker 1: I don't think I think we have it in the archives.
Speaker 1: I think we don't let me dick. Hey, I can't
Speaker 1: find no hits right here? Okay, no, we have it one.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the one. Yeahday, Hey, Connor, Becky's birthday throat,
Speaker 1: keep calling that dog down, Peppers. It's Beggy's birthday. So
Speaker 1: what do we want to do? Do we wanna throw
Speaker 1: a party? Do we want to get a bouncyhouse? Do
Speaker 1: we wanna hang her upside down from a tarris wing
Speaker 1: and have the dog je or jewer and biter love?
Speaker 1: We want to get a magician? I said everything, but
Speaker 1: the Sands magician. All right, backs, come over here. We
Speaker 1: got we got present. No, yeah, we got for you,
Speaker 1: we gotta we We're gonna hire a magician. But we
Speaker 1: decided to go seeing the magician. What happened to your jeans?
Speaker 1: Tire up? It's very dramatic. Oh sorry, I should have
Speaker 1: stopped the tape. I used topping the tape. That you're
Speaker 1: getting very thinking memory the line. I can see why
Speaker 1: he did not want us to play that. Yeah, attlay
Speaker 1: the situation, but you can't pressing the subjects and learned?
Speaker 1: When do you ever learned? Lessons? Andy? Anyway, welcome to
Speaker 1: our show. Loving the tension already boys, Oh it gets
Speaker 1: way worse, all right, thank you Levingston. I feel bad
Speaker 1: now because somebody said that their favorite part was the interview,
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Speaker 1: never be too many cherries on an ice cream Sunday.
Speaker 1: At least that's what the owner of too Many Cherries
Speaker 1: would always say when people would come in the air
Speaker 1: store and ask them why he is the only tapping
Speaker 1: that you have for your ice cream cherryes? What can
Speaker 1: I get for you? I can't stress enough. Mostly cherries
Speaker 1: is what we have here, and if you will be
Speaker 1: hard pressed to find something outside of the cherry cherries.
Speaker 1: We have regular cherry with stem ditched to it. We
Speaker 1: have a cherry lime made that minus the lime. You
Speaker 1: kept going on and and for hours listening off all
Speaker 1: kinds of cherries. We have cherry cool and milkshake, which
Speaker 1: is we take the powder from the cherry cold, we
Speaker 1: put it the inside ice cream and then we yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know about the how special two bowls of
Speaker 1: cherries for you? Because I like your smiles. All right,
Speaker 1: here we go. Okay, how do I open this jar?
Speaker 1: You never thought you have to open these dow jars
Speaker 1: that we're just sitting in the background like they were decorations.
Speaker 1: But she's kind of easy customers. You were pretty much
Speaker 1: better leave cut the quick podcast room question. Why is
Speaker 1: he a she? That's a good question. That's okay, I said,
Speaker 1: I said she. Okay, don't not blow this beatrice. You
Speaker 1: must give them the cherries. And the first customer ever
Speaker 1: to make it past the ordering process and actually ordered
Speaker 1: something and get something here? All right, here we go,
Speaker 1: two jars of cherries, self, sir, open them up at
Speaker 1: show me how you open those, by the way, because
Speaker 1: I don't never got the tail all the ricky? Can
Speaker 1: you get this jar? Because lady here, it's really easy.
Speaker 1: Just twist. Oh my god, I love the way your
Speaker 1: muscles bulging. You do that, you have good bulging muscles.
Speaker 1: Do you have more jars? I have a whole shelf
Speaker 1: of jars for your to open. But on okay, al right,
Speaker 1: here's a job for good. Al right here, you know what,
Speaker 1: here's two jars. Can you hold them between your knees
Speaker 1: and hope use both hands. And open them at once.
Speaker 1: It was clear that he had no plans to serve
Speaker 1: him any cherries or do anything that was remotely close
Speaker 1: to the business paposition. She originally started, all right, what
Speaker 1: little I had a box of napkins? Can you open
Speaker 1: these box of napkins? Throng me on do pitching Domino,
Speaker 1: se c hes gonna see the Domino? Yes, okay, So
Speaker 1: I'd like for everyone to please welcome Beatrice I newest edition. Yes, who,
Speaker 1: I'm very happy to be here with you, all of you.
Speaker 1: I have a very exciting dish. What is she doing here?
Speaker 1: This is so awkward? M Joyce. Why didn't think your
Speaker 1: key card worked anymore? Still works? Motherfucker? Oh, Mr Domino,
Speaker 1: you have got to get everything in line here. You're
Speaker 1: falling apart of the scene. First of all, I told
Speaker 1: you call me Cedric. Second, Joyce, I thought it was
Speaker 1: Bethel and Cedric the entire literally the entire time. You
Speaker 1: look more like a diesel, it does, be honest. Who
Speaker 1: does look more hard to do you look? Joyce? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I thought I fired here a long time ago. Did
Speaker 1: you see that? Did you just send me a fact?
Speaker 1: I sent you a fact number. I wrote you an
Speaker 1: email email, hired a sky writer in which atmosphere the
Speaker 1: one that's directly do you even know what state I
Speaker 1: live in? I fly a hand to see you. Cecil.
Speaker 1: She comes down every other week from de Moinest Cedric
Speaker 1: for Christ's Sake, Drake Cedric Mr Domino, Cedric Domino soul
Speaker 1: is anybody going to cry my open them yourself? Jars
Speaker 1: of cherious are and I just kind of hero is
Speaker 1: window dressing. So you've got some sort of d I
Speaker 1: y jar opening Charry Dish put him in jutty? What
Speaker 1: is jutty? Oh Baxter? Yeah, this is very awkward the
Speaker 1: fact that I let you go as well along with Joyce.
Speaker 1: You want to push me at this place? Why because
Speaker 1: of how ideas even your last name Cedric's Okay, you
Speaker 1: know what, We're gonna go ahead and forget about all
Speaker 1: the food. We're just gonna talk about what my name is.
Speaker 1: All right? I feel like productive at all. We're here
Speaker 1: to invent whatever found Dish? Is that what's an American war?
Speaker 1: Or that I think she said it, but it's it's
Speaker 1: a derivative of the war. Create innovation. Okay. Moved to
Speaker 1: the front of the class for God's sakes, we present
Speaker 1: our dishes. Why don't we just go back to Mr
Speaker 1: Domino because clearly nobody knows your first name, Drake. I've
Speaker 1: said it's just stermonomy of Harry Potter too much. Now
Speaker 1: you sound like Cedric Diary. I haven't seen it, really,
Speaker 1: which one all of them? I mean, there's love the
Speaker 1: first one? So it isn't theboy going to place this
Speaker 1: John of Cherties Cherries? Yes, we know each other. We
Speaker 1: you you only diner next You work at the diner
Speaker 1: next door called not Jerries anywhere? You know, the one
Speaker 1: that the only Jerry's and your they comp eating restaurant
Speaker 1: called no Cheeries to keep keep going? No, I'm trying to.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to create something totally unnecessary. Okay, you
Speaker 1: open a place and role Jerry's and the eye blow
Speaker 1: open places. I'm also kind of curious to see where
Speaker 1: this goes. Alright, Okay, basics, I am Beatrice. I am
Speaker 1: a woman. I only restaurant called nothing but Cherries. What's
Speaker 1: your last name? Cards? Beatrice? Ref cars? You have the
Speaker 1: RAF cars. You don't even know who I am? What's
Speaker 1: my name? I can remember? I said your name was
Speaker 1: Baxter earlier. Actually I'm the one who said it's Baxter.
Speaker 1: What's my last name? Well, the pancakes are ruined, the
Speaker 1: ice cream is melted, the cherries are unopenable. Why don't
Speaker 1: we just everybody just go around and tell everyone your name?
Speaker 1: All right, my name is Cedric com Thank you, Mrs
Speaker 1: christ your Baxter Jamericai. I am Beatrice and yours and
Speaker 1: I am one of the greatest inventors of our time
Speaker 1: when it comes to the delicious dish. That's why he
Speaker 1: went to Joyce and I have been friends. Who's far
Speaker 1: Sometime I come in and out of the room to
Speaker 1: make sure everything's as it should be. In fact, here's
Speaker 1: a copy of last month's newsletter. When Chavon had her
Speaker 1: little call her by her full name, Chavon Javanche. She
Speaker 1: had this little she had this goop dish that she made.
Speaker 1: What's it called again? Fucking goop ki ducking from the
Speaker 1: makers of jerm series. What are they? Raisings are morning
Speaker 1: time and you're waging? You want to to put them
Speaker 1: in your boat? Get fucking goopub was cranberries. I thought
Speaker 1: it went morning top before you go grab rop fucking sands.
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