Speaker 1: Have you ever listened to crime shows and found yourself
Speaker 1: with more questions than answers?
Speaker 2: And what is this?
Speaker 3: Is that not a story? We all know?
Speaker 2: What's this? Where is that? Why is it wet? Then?
Speaker 3: Boy?
Speaker 2: Do we have a podcast for you?
Speaker 1: Is it a crime to cut someone's hair without their permission?
Speaker 1: And what if that person is a cap Is it
Speaker 1: even safe to snort human remains? What is the dumbest
Speaker 1: way to steal a quarter million dollars?
Speaker 3: Who catfish is a city? Is this even a crime?
Speaker 4: Honestly, it feels more like a high level prank than
Speaker 4: a crime. Introducing Crimeless, a new show from the law
Speaker 4: biting geniuses. It's SmartLess media, campside media and big money
Speaker 4: players join me, Roy Scobel, comedian and actor.
Speaker 1: Andy josh Dean investigative journalists on our new weekly podcast
Speaker 1: that celebrates the amazing creativity of the world's dumbest criminals.
Speaker 2: It has everything you could ever want in a show.
Speaker 4: Promiscuous primates, there are thousands of angry, horny monkeys.
Speaker 3: Advice from the great beyond.
Speaker 4: I've realized you can't just out loud before the tarot
Speaker 4: card reading, just go?
Speaker 2: Will I ever have a threesome?
Speaker 3: We should ask it deeper questions.
Speaker 4: I think right, Oh, I'm sorry, Josh, is the am
Speaker 4: I gonna have a threesome?
Speaker 2: Not a deep question for you. Incredible voice acting.
Speaker 4: These guys were doing stuff that you can't even imagine
Speaker 4: with refrigerators.
Speaker 2: Well, these cats have such a different struggle, and of.
Speaker 3: Course plenty of stupid crime.
Speaker 4: If you can fake your own death and still live
Speaker 4: in the same town and all you do is change
Speaker 4: your name, you are either an incredible actor or.
Speaker 2: You live in the dumbest town.
Speaker 4: I've got to assume there are some obvious textural and
Speaker 4: color differences between human ashes and cocaine.
Speaker 3: I gotta say, outside of.
Speaker 4: The double murder, kind of a fun guy.
Speaker 3: It was an attempted double murder to be fair.
Speaker 4: Plus game segments, I can't believe it's the hardest trivia
Speaker 4: game on the poop episode.
Speaker 3: Every week a new crime that asks the question, wait.
Speaker 2: What turns on this show?
Speaker 3: Folks?
Speaker 4: You cannot guess where Josh is gonna take us?
Speaker 3: You don't. That's why they tune in Rory.
Speaker 2: It's the mystery of it all.
Speaker 1: Crimeless coming soon from Spartless Media, Campside Media, and Big
Speaker 1: Money Player. How great would it if at the end
Speaker 1: of season one you turned into like a master criminal,
Speaker 1: and that's.
Speaker 2: How the season should end. You and I should have
Speaker 2: to pull off a crime.
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