WEBVTT - Introducing: CrimeLess

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever listened to crime shows and found yourself

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<v Speaker 1>with more questions than answers?

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<v Speaker 2>And what is this?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that not a story? We all know?

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<v Speaker 2>What's this? Where is that? Why is it wet? Then?

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<v Speaker 3>Boy?

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<v Speaker 2>Do we have a podcast for you?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a crime to cut someone's hair without their permission?

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<v Speaker 1>And what if that person is a cap Is it

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<v Speaker 1>even safe to snort human remains? What is the dumbest

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<v Speaker 1>way to steal a quarter million dollars?

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<v Speaker 3>Who catfish is a city? Is this even a crime?

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<v Speaker 4>Honestly, it feels more like a high level prank than

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<v Speaker 4>a crime. Introducing Crimeless, a new show from the law

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<v Speaker 4>biting geniuses. It's SmartLess media, campside media and big money

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<v Speaker 4>players join me, Roy Scobel, comedian and actor.

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<v Speaker 1>Andy josh Dean investigative journalists on our new weekly podcast

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<v Speaker 1>that celebrates the amazing creativity of the world's dumbest criminals.

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<v Speaker 2>It has everything you could ever want in a show.

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<v Speaker 4>Promiscuous primates, there are thousands of angry, horny monkeys.

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<v Speaker 3>Advice from the great beyond.

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<v Speaker 4>I've realized you can't just out loud before the tarot

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<v Speaker 4>card reading, just go?

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<v Speaker 2>Will I ever have a threesome?

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<v Speaker 3>We should ask it deeper questions.

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<v Speaker 4>I think right, Oh, I'm sorry, Josh, is the am

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<v Speaker 4>I gonna have a threesome?

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<v Speaker 2>Not a deep question for you. Incredible voice acting.

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<v Speaker 4>These guys were doing stuff that you can't even imagine

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<v Speaker 4>with refrigerators.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, these cats have such a different struggle, and of.

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<v Speaker 3>Course plenty of stupid crime.

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<v Speaker 4>If you can fake your own death and still live

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<v Speaker 4>in the same town and all you do is change

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<v Speaker 4>your name, you are either an incredible actor or.

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<v Speaker 2>You live in the dumbest town.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got to assume there are some obvious textural and

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<v Speaker 4>color differences between human ashes and cocaine.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta say, outside of.

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<v Speaker 4>The double murder, kind of a fun guy.

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<v Speaker 3>It was an attempted double murder to be fair.

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<v Speaker 4>Plus game segments, I can't believe it's the hardest trivia

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<v Speaker 4>game on the poop episode.

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<v Speaker 3>Every week a new crime that asks the question, wait.

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<v Speaker 2>What turns on this show?

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<v Speaker 3>Folks?

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<v Speaker 4>You cannot guess where Josh is gonna take us?

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<v Speaker 3>You don't. That's why they tune in Rory.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the mystery of it all.

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<v Speaker 1>Crimeless coming soon from Spartless Media, Campside Media, and Big

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<v Speaker 1>Money Player. How great would it if at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of season one you turned into like a master criminal,

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<v Speaker 1>and that's.

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<v Speaker 2>How the season should end. You and I should have

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<v Speaker 2>to pull off a crime.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you

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<v Speaker 4>get your podcasts.