1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: One eight hundred do uy away now offering free remote 2 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:06,320 Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense. 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:09,000 Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote 4 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:12,400 Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy 5 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:16,000 Speaker 1: away dot com or call eight hundred do you y Away. 6 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:18,200 Speaker 2: It's a rare occasion when we get an email from 7 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:22,920 Speaker 2: a spouse who's currently on vacation with their partner saying, please, please, 8 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,239 Speaker 2: please please prank the person who's staying in the room 9 00:00:25,239 --> 00:00:30,040 Speaker 2: with me before we leave the hotel. So we had 10 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:31,960 Speaker 2: to act quick and we tell a guy he is 11 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 2: officially not allowed on the premises anymore because we've done 12 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:39,880 Speaker 2: our investigation and tabbed him as the hotel's notorious breakfast 13 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:43,760 Speaker 2: bar bandit. We'll see how he reacts in your phone 14 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:44,600 Speaker 2: tab right now. 15 00:00:44,760 --> 00:00:48,000 Speaker 3: It's another taps on the twenties. 16 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:53,600 Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, is this Josh Pearson in room four oh six? 17 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:57,360 Speaker 3: Yes? Who is this? 18 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 4: This is Sue Render from hotel management. 19 00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:02,120 Speaker 3: Oh okay, how can I help you? 20 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:05,240 Speaker 4: I know your reservation says it's for five days, four 21 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:07,840 Speaker 4: nights with us, But unfortunately we're going to have to 22 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:08,800 Speaker 4: cut that a little short. 23 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:13,640 Speaker 3: I'm sorry. What we're going. 24 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:14,920 Speaker 4: To need you out by noon today? 25 00:01:16,120 --> 00:01:18,120 Speaker 3: By noon today, that's twelve. 26 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,759 Speaker 4: If it's one minute past, security will need to be involved. 27 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:21,360 Speaker 4: Are we clear? 28 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,880 Speaker 3: I'm sorry? Hold on, I still have two more days. 29 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 3: I've already paid for the four nights. 30 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 4: Yeah, and in those two days, our staff has noted 31 00:01:29,440 --> 00:01:32,600 Speaker 4: multiple violations when it comes to the complimentary breakfast bar. 32 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:38,720 Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I don't understand it's complimentary. You don't understand 33 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,080 Speaker 3: it's included, right. 34 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:42,160 Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I see you're playing dumb. 35 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:46,199 Speaker 3: I'm not playing dumb. I just don't understand what you're 36 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:47,000 Speaker 3: talking about. 37 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 4: You don't understand when there is clearly a sign that 38 00:01:51,160 --> 00:01:55,720 Speaker 4: specifically states it's two waffle limit per guest, and both 39 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:57,760 Speaker 4: days you've eaten four waffles. 40 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:00,920 Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on? Are you really kicking me out 41 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:04,080 Speaker 3: of the hotel because of my waffle? Eat it right now? 42 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:05,320 Speaker 3: That's what's happening. 43 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:08,280 Speaker 4: You think that that's it? Huh? I mean, I don't know. 44 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:11,120 Speaker 4: Maybe you didn't see the sign behind your giant stack 45 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:12,960 Speaker 4: of waffles blocking your view. 46 00:02:12,919 --> 00:02:18,480 Speaker 3: But it's complimentary in the complimentary breakfast is what does 47 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:20,800 Speaker 3: the amount of waffles that I eat have anything to 48 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:22,520 Speaker 3: do with the fact that I paid. You're right for 49 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,080 Speaker 3: the hotel. 50 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:25,359 Speaker 4: You're right. If it was just the waffles, we could 51 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:29,200 Speaker 4: look past that. But those were minor infractions compared to 52 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,200 Speaker 4: everything else you did. 53 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:34,120 Speaker 3: What are you talking about, oh lead, Oh. 54 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,920 Speaker 4: Yeah, you think that the staff wasn't tracking how many 55 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:39,400 Speaker 4: bananas you put in your knapsack before. 56 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:43,320 Speaker 3: You lea wait, I am allowed to take bananas out. 57 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:47,080 Speaker 3: There is no signs that says no bananas taking for snacking. 58 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,680 Speaker 4: Listen, we don't need a sign for that. I just 59 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:52,959 Speaker 4: watched a video of a small child who wandered over 60 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,359 Speaker 4: to the fruit bowl, put his little hand in there, 61 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:58,560 Speaker 4: and came out with nothing. Why do you know how 62 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,960 Speaker 4: hungry that porchild is right now? 63 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,120 Speaker 3: He's probably not hungry at all because he's at a 64 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:09,120 Speaker 3: complementary breakfast bar where there's thousands of options and. 65 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:11,720 Speaker 4: He's allergic to all of them except for bananas. 66 00:03:12,040 --> 00:03:15,280 Speaker 3: Oh give me a freaking break. Do not make me 67 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,919 Speaker 3: feel guilty because some child didn't get a banana. 68 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:23,080 Speaker 4: I just want to say, did you seriously request wine 69 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:24,079 Speaker 4: with your breakfast? 70 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:24,799 Speaker 3: No? 71 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,720 Speaker 4: Move on to that point, shall we. 72 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:31,000 Speaker 3: I did not request wine. I requested a mimosa, which 73 00:03:31,040 --> 00:03:34,920 Speaker 3: should be available for the prices you guys are charging. 74 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:38,320 Speaker 4: Excuse me, we do not allow drunks at the breakfast bar. 75 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:41,760 Speaker 3: Well, I couldn't get drunk because you didn't offer it. O. 76 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,120 Speaker 4: Yeah, your true colors are coming out now. I would 77 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:47,920 Speaker 4: like to remind you that this is a lakinta. Okay, 78 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,200 Speaker 4: it is a glassy place. Speaking off in a room 79 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:52,200 Speaker 4: like everybody. 80 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:55,560 Speaker 3: Else, misplay thing, classy, my air conditioning barely work. 81 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 4: You're ironic. Red shirt that says I made a hole 82 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 4: in one. Everyone knows what that meats. 83 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:03,600 Speaker 3: It's a golf shirt. I got it from a tournament 84 00:04:03,720 --> 00:04:06,400 Speaker 3: because I actually made a hole in one. Right, what 85 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 3: are you talking? 86 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:10,800 Speaker 4: I guess I should have just moved your reservation to 87 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:13,280 Speaker 4: the next weekend when the Swinger's Convention is in town. 88 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:17,480 Speaker 3: That is offensive. You are bringing up a sexual comment 89 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:19,000 Speaker 3: because I'm wearing a golf shirt. 90 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:21,080 Speaker 4: Oh maybe I should ask you what you were really 91 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:25,039 Speaker 4: using those two bananas for. Huh. We're a snack, That's 92 00:04:25,080 --> 00:04:28,000 Speaker 4: what they all say, including your wife Erica. She called 93 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:29,320 Speaker 4: you a snack as well. 94 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about. How do you 95 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,680 Speaker 3: know her name? What is happening right now? 96 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:35,720 Speaker 4: I know her name, Josh, because she set you up 97 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:36,800 Speaker 4: for this prank phone call. 98 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:41,520 Speaker 2: Wait what Yeah, this is that the hotel. 99 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:43,800 Speaker 4: It's actually Bruke from the radio show Broke and Jeffrey 100 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:45,080 Speaker 4: in the Morning. We're doing a phone. 101 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:48,360 Speaker 3: Tap on you. You freaking kidding me. 102 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:53,200 Speaker 4: Called us that you're like cleaning out the breakfast bar 103 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:55,560 Speaker 4: at the hotel right now, and you're actually proud of 104 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 4: I mean, it is free, but there is one small 105 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:03,760 Speaker 4: child crying down there. 106 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:05,520 Speaker 3: Oh my god, he's. 107 00:05:05,360 --> 00:05:07,320 Speaker 4: Just staring at a banana piil on the floor that 108 00:05:07,360 --> 00:05:07,760 Speaker 4: you left. 109 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,600 Speaker 3: Saw me. Well, he needs to get there faster than 110 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:14,039 Speaker 3: oh should be too. 111 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,560 Speaker 4: I do agree with that. 112 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,640 Speaker 3: Weak up. Every morning was funk taps weekday mornings on 113 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:24,280 Speaker 3: the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.