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Speaker 1: unwashed Femi's going with the Mallor mansion far out. Dave says,

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Speaker 1: Bob has a pretzel named after him, and he lies

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Speaker 1: Radio know what that is? That would be no chicken.

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Speaker 1: That's just every day. That'll cost you. The eye Wind

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Speaker 1: Well I was doing it. Oh my god. All right,

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Speaker 1: so there you go. Isn't that like Nick saban ate

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Speaker 1: little debbies every day? Right? That was his thing he

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Speaker 3: So I just finished the last of my tasty cakes.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it was so good man. We were so

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Speaker 3: I have news for you, Ben.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, breaking news. Is this breaking news?

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Speaker 3: I suppose you know? Honestly, Yeah, let's make it. Let's

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Speaker 3: make it breaking news. Are you me finely?

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Speaker 1: I have big news here, big news, breaking news here,

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Speaker 1: This is breaking news.

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Speaker 3: I have fake news.

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Speaker 1: Oh sorry, fake news.

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Speaker 2: Breaking news from Fox Sports.

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Speaker 3: A key lime pie from Bobby and Florida will be

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Speaker 3: showing up Tuesday. Yes, I knew you would be excited.

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Speaker 3: I not be here Tuesday or Wednesday. Thursday. I might

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Speaker 3: have Ninja's come in and grab said pie.

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Speaker 1: You guys better at the compound at the Mothership. Well,

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Speaker 1: we also have breaking news here. Check this out. Nick

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Speaker 1: the Windy's Guy is back. Nick the winds guy is

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Speaker 1: back Big News Nick the Wendy's Guy Sports. He says

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Speaker 1: he did not disappear off the face of the earth.

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Speaker 1: He's just been working oddball hours. So that is exciting.

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Speaker 1: Ala Mina Lou in the Bay Area right, so, he says,

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Speaker 1: awesome show more so than usual. Have a good story

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Speaker 1: about the champ, Fernando Mendoza from the Kingfish. If you

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Speaker 1: can get it, well, look, we gotta we gotta figure

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Speaker 1: out a plan. We're getting closer now. I will be

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Speaker 1: in the Bay Area for the Radio Row crap. I'll

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Speaker 1: be there Radio Row for a couple of nights anyway

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Speaker 1: during the week on Super Bowl week, So I'm excited

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Speaker 1: about that. Lorrain is going to be there doing some

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Speaker 1: stuff also.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm excited.

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Speaker 1: We were talking about possibly meeting at the Kingfish and

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Speaker 1: doing kind of a casual I don't think this will

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Speaker 1: be a formal meet and greet. Kind of a casual

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Speaker 1: meet and greet. We can do formal if you want.

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Speaker 1: We can do form if you want. Anyway, So I

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Speaker 1: have to check with Lewis mean sometime on that Friday,

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Speaker 1: I would think we got to figure out if we're

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Speaker 1: going to do it how geographically. I don't know that.

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Speaker 1: I know traffic sucks everywhere. So we have to be

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Speaker 1: able to get from where Radio Row is to the

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Speaker 1: Kingfish in a decent amount of time. Otherwise it's not

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Speaker 1: really working. Yes, so we got to cross the bridge

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Speaker 1: and all the Bay bridge and get over there.

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Speaker 3: And so I'll have a car. Are you guys flying

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Speaker 3: or driving?

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Speaker 1: Uh no, I'm driving it. So we'll be able to

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Speaker 1: do it. And I mean no, no, no issue. But

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Speaker 1: we gotta figure out the time. So that is that.

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Speaker 1: Let's take some calls. We have lame jokes of the

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Speaker 1: week coming up in a little bit, actual jokes by

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Speaker 1: actual listeners to the show. And let's say hello, eeny meenie,

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Speaker 1: miney moe. Let's say hello to hel met Man. Hello,

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Speaker 1: helmet Man, welcome.

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Speaker 4: The top of the morning.

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Speaker 1: You can hear the show in the background. I can't

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Speaker 1: hear you. There he is helmet man right there. I

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Speaker 1: cannot hear helmet man at all. Don't know where did

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Speaker 1: helmet man go. I have no idea second. Everything okay,

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Speaker 1: it sounds like you're coughing up a bunch of fleam everything.

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Speaker 4: All right, Yeah, I'm all right. I just got out

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Speaker 4: of the weather.

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Speaker 5: I just.

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Speaker 4: Took shopping for it.

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Speaker 1: Did you have did you rainy weather in l A?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm thinking about the Rams game plan is uh,

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Speaker 6: they gonna meet up and match up with the Seahawks

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Speaker 6: in the stadium.

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Speaker 1: In that crowd, the crowd. It's not playing in the game.

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Speaker 1: It's no. No, I thought you're a Ravens fan. What

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Speaker 1: do you? What do you? I thought you're a Ravens fan.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to talk about the Ravens.

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Speaker 6: No, the Rams? No, no, no, the team that's in it.

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Speaker 4: If if you make the playoffs, if you win a game,

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Speaker 4: you win two games?

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Speaker 1: Is that true? I did? I had no idea. That's amazing.

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Speaker 1: So is it accurate? There are reports on the internet,

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Speaker 1: Helmet Man, that you are going to be on Jesse

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Speaker 1: Mentor's staff when he puts his staff together in Baltimore.

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Speaker 1: Are you going to confirm or deny that you will

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Speaker 1: be part of the Ravens coaching staff in twenty twenty six? Okay,

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Speaker 1: send that out, Coop. Helmet Man is denying that he

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Speaker 1: will be on the staff.

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Speaker 4: It's like Michael Irvin said, if you make the playoffs

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Speaker 4: and if you win a game, you had a good season.

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Speaker 4: Just they make the playoffs.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's Michael Irvin's opinion. That's not that's necessarily fact.

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Speaker 4: Even if win on lose, they still had a great season.

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Speaker 1: Great, good, like go great. What's going on with you,

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Speaker 1: helmet man? We haven't heard from you in a while.

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Speaker 1: This is your first call of twenty twenty.

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Speaker 4: Because that other phone, I had to transfer the chip

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Speaker 4: and put it in another phone.

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Speaker 6: No, don't you know to plug where you put the

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Speaker 6: whole way?

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Speaker 4: You pugged your phone to charge it damage side, and

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Speaker 4: then the battery was the week on.

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Speaker 1: The other So do you still have the same phone number?

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Speaker 1: You still got the same number or is it a

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Speaker 1: different number?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? I put it in another phone the chip you know,

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Speaker 4: the chimp card.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so you have the same number I got you?

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Speaker 1: All right? Good?

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Speaker 4: How do I transfer the information on the other phone

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Speaker 4: to this phone? But one time?

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Speaker 1: As as you know, I worked, I've for Hoverzon for years.

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Speaker 1: I just pretend to be a radio guy. So what

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Speaker 1: you do is you bring the phone in there, and

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Speaker 1: I'll take a hammer and I'll hit the hammer and

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Speaker 1: I'll break into a million pieces. And then we'll take

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Speaker 1: some glue and some tape and we'll put it back

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Speaker 1: together and then it'll work. Fine. That's that's all I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna go in there. You give me your phone.

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Speaker 1: I promise your helmet man. I've known you for over

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Speaker 1: twenty years. We are we are good friends. Right we

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Speaker 1: go me and you go way back, don't we? Righte?

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Speaker 1: We go way back? And I will. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: When you said do you know who that guy is?

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Speaker 4: I said no, yeah, and then you said it was Kleine.

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Speaker 4: It was down by the Staples.

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Speaker 1: That's right. I remember we were walking out and I

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Speaker 1: saw a guy wearing a helmet and I was like,

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Speaker 1: what the heck is that? Who is that man? Right there?

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Speaker 1: And that was the legend of helmet Man.

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Speaker 4: And yeah, I like those parking lots that they had

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Speaker 4: across the street. Remember when you go through the park.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, when they when they opened, you know, jenn Ration

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Speaker 1: to Go, they had parking lots. Now they have stores

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Speaker 1: and restaurants and hotels and stuff like that. It's all

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Speaker 1: all that stuff. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

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Speaker 1: All right, we'll call me more often now that your

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Speaker 1: phone's working. And who are you picking helmet man? Real quick?

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Speaker 4: Who are you picking the rams? And I'm the AFC.

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Speaker 4: I'm picking the Broncos.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, sucking up to both of us. Very nice. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thank you, helmet man. There he goes, helmet man. Tilio

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Speaker 1: is in the Sunshine State. Hello, Tillio, welcome, and we're

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Speaker 1: gonna give you a big welcome. And you know we're

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Speaker 1: gonna serve for you, Tillio. Do you know the we're

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Speaker 1: gonna give you the gobba ghoules what we're gonna get,

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Speaker 1: that's right?

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Speaker 5: Hey, Before I have my comments, all I know was

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Speaker 5: that Octagon didn't need two but three dude wipes. My god,

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Speaker 5: was it awful?

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Speaker 1: That should have been sponsored by dude wipes is what

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Speaker 1: it should have been.

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Speaker 2: That was.

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Speaker 5: Now I gotta know, did I hit a triple or

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Speaker 5: a home run with these I sent you last week?

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Speaker 1: You spoiled us there, Tillio. Thank you so much. Man.

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Speaker 1: We were living high on the hog because of you.

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Speaker 1: You gave us. You have so much stuff. We were

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Speaker 1: walking out with bags of stuff from Tilly who made it.

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Speaker 1: You made a BUCkies run for those who don't know,

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Speaker 1: and you Caven threw in a little uh little key

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Speaker 1: chain thing of a jig and all that. So it

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Speaker 1: was great. Wonderful.

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Speaker 5: Well ask you that was for I look she got

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Speaker 5: that was for Lorraine if she wanted it. Did you

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Speaker 5: guys read what I put on the ziploc bags? I

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Speaker 5: n closed.

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Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, we we have. We all took our.

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Speaker 1: You gave it my official Italian nickname. I appreciate that,

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Speaker 1: so thanks.

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 5: Before I let you go. I know you're busy. It

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Speaker 5: was two Saturdays ago the first call for Bernie on

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Speaker 5: Bernie's product show. He was supposed to talk to this

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Speaker 5: guy named Joe Gibbs. He does handicapping I guess for referee, cruise,

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Speaker 5: tend and fief and the first call, I swear he

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Speaker 5: sounded like a drunken grizzly bear was hollering James. It

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Speaker 5: was the funniest damn thing perfect. What the hell was

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Speaker 5: going on?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? No, that's great. Yeah. We love the people that

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Speaker 1: do regular radio show. When James calls them, well, actually,

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Speaker 1: I would say, Tillyo, when most of these people call up,

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Speaker 1: they have no idea what to do, right, no idea.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how to handle these people. These are

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Speaker 1: my people, these are my friends. They're my friends. All right,

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Tilleo for your generosity. I do

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Speaker 1: appreciate a great night, buddy. Thank you man. Very kind.

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Speaker 1: They're helping starving overnight people that do talk radio, and

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Speaker 1: we are grateful for that. We're kind to take part.

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Speaker 1: And all right, very good. We will pause for the

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Speaker 1: cause and we're gonna have Big Ben's lame jokes of

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Speaker 1: the week. Is weed man? There is he? Is he

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Speaker 1: standing by? Okay? Good, look at that he shows up.

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Speaker 1: If he showed up like this for jobs, he would

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Speaker 1: always have have employment. But he didn't want to work.

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Speaker 1: This is his job, his love radio straight ahead, Big

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Speaker 1: Ben Lame Jokes of the Week. We'll get to that

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Speaker 1: and we will.

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Speaker 6: Do it.

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Speaker 1: Next.

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Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Maller

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Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

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Speaker 1: Bill Miller and you, we thank you for listening live

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Speaker 1: to the show. You can always hear the Ben Malor

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Speaker 1: Show on the overnight. We want you to listen to

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Speaker 1: can't find the Ben Malor Show you're out in some

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Speaker 1: dusty country road out in the boondocks, you can always

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Speaker 1: find it on the iHeartRadio app. It's all night, every night.

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Speaker 1: On the Fox Sports Radio channel, on the iHeartRadio app,

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Speaker 1: and all the other blowhards that work here so here,

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Speaker 1: the Ben Maler Show on the Fox Sports Radio channel,

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Speaker 1: on the Fifth Hour podcast, also the Fifth Hour podcast,

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Speaker 1: the Ben Mallor Show. All of that available on the

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Speaker 1: iHeart app, the Fox Sports Radio channel, the show, this show,

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Speaker 1: the podcast, the whole thing. You can make us your presets.

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Speaker 1: It will always pop up the top of your screen.

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Speaker 2: Knock knock, who's there?

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Speaker 1: Blame weed blame wee too.

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Speaker 2: It's Big Ben's lame joke of the week. Hear we go.

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Speaker 1: Lame jokes the week, Actual jokes by actual listeners. We

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Speaker 1: have our laugh track from South Florida. Hooray for Holly?

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Speaker 1: Would hooray for Holly?

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Speaker 2: Would?

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Speaker 1: Weed Man Hippie? His name legally is Billy Hello, weed Man, Hippie.

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Speaker 1: Hey Ben, I love you.

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Speaker 4: Hey, I work I work too, Yes, you work more.

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of work. This is This job is

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Speaker 1: not that easy. You still listen? Do you still listen

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Speaker 1: weed Man the other nights? Or you only listen to

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Speaker 1: the nights that you're on the shows every night? All right, Well,

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Speaker 1: let's get to the jokes. Here we go. These are

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Speaker 1: actual jokes by actual listeners. If you'd like to send

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Speaker 1: one in in a future episode of the show, send

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Speaker 1: it care of Ben Malor Show at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 1: Ben Maler Show at gmail dot com. Put jokes in

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Speaker 1: the headline. Put jokes in the headline. How has Lisa

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Speaker 1: been able to stay with weed Man for all of

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Speaker 1: these years?

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Speaker 4: How? Say hi, Hi, Ben?

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Speaker 1: Hi Lisa? Yes, the reason Lisa's being able to stay

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Speaker 1: away or stay with weed Man all these years is

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Speaker 1: because he lives a thousand miles away. That is why.

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Speaker 1: That's a certain time the comedian. What's the difference. What's

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Speaker 1: the difference between weedman hippie and a used toothpick? What not?

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Speaker 1: A damn thing? That's not very nice? Tg hout?

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Speaker 4: Dare you we?

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Speaker 1: Lisa didn't like that one? Weed Man hippie is so poor?

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Speaker 1: How poor is he? He's so poor? When you watch

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Speaker 1: when you watch Benny versus the Penny on YouTube, the

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Speaker 1: penny gets blurred out. That's how poor are that's Kurt

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Speaker 1: from Earth who said that one in Why does weed

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Speaker 1: Man have a splitting headache?

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Speaker 4: Why?

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Speaker 1: Well, he's been diagnosed with a crackhead. That's Drew in Minnesota.

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Speaker 1: I come on, Who's weed Man's favorite agent? Is the

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Speaker 1: favorite sports agent? Rich Paul? Rich Paul? That's Eric. Eric

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Speaker 1: in Kansas is Big Ben's lame jokes of the week

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Speaker 1: with our friend Billy. What is weed Man's definition of

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Speaker 1: streaming a streaming service? What when a dog approaches you

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Speaker 1: while you're sleeping on the ground. Wow, that's not nice.

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Speaker 1: That's Drew in Minnesota. Well, exciting news. Exciting news. What's

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Speaker 1: weed Man's New Year's resolution? What to remember his email address?

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Speaker 1: Do you remember your email address? We've man?

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Speaker 4: Now you don't?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Why does weed Man always feel crowded?

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Speaker 4: Why?

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Speaker 1: Because he has no room? That Mike the Leprechon. That

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Speaker 1: last joke was from Eric in Kansas. What has weed

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Speaker 1: Man been working on in his spare time? Why he's

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Speaker 1: making the largest rolling paper ball in the world. Congratulations

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Speaker 1: on I.

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Speaker 4: We bound him.

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Speaker 1: Why don't beg buds? Why don't beg bugs fear weed Man?

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Speaker 5: Why?

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Speaker 1: Because they know he can't bite? They know he cannot bite.

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Speaker 1: Did you ever find your teeth? I don't think you

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Speaker 1: found your teeth there. How did Ferg Dog? How did

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Speaker 1: Ferg Dog describe learning Braille? He said it was a

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Speaker 1: bumpy ride. A bumpy ride. Noah in Austin. Thank you

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Speaker 1: weed Man. Bye bye. There he goes, our buddy weed