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Speaker 1: All right, nephew, thank you. Subject. There's one little problem

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Speaker 1: in our relationship. There's one little problem in our relationship here,

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Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. My boyfriend is an older man, and he

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Speaker 1: said he wants to get married. But there are a

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Speaker 1: few little things that I can't live with. I hate

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Speaker 1: his rough toenails and his fiery breath, and he talks

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Speaker 1: in his sleep. But here's an even here's an even

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Speaker 1: smaller issue that bothers me the most. He's the smallest

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Speaker 1: man I've ever been with. Before I moved in with him,

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Speaker 1: I was having said with my ex boyfriend often to

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Speaker 1: satisfy my sexual needs. Now that my new boyfriend and

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Speaker 1: I live together, I don't have much freedom, so cheating

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Speaker 1: is out of the question. My friends say that I'm

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Speaker 1: ungrateful because my boyfriend is retired and rich and he

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Speaker 1: worships the ground I walk on. I'm only thirty six

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Speaker 1: years old and I work full time, so it's not

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Speaker 1: about the money. But I do like the perks of

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Speaker 1: dating him. I've tried a lot of things in the

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Speaker 1: bedroom to try to make up for him being so small,

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Speaker 1: but nothing has worked. He's twenty three years older than

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Speaker 1: I am, so I'm sure he's doing the best he can.

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Speaker 1: He showers me with stinky kisses and he thinks he's

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Speaker 1: being sweet, but I go wash my face and neck

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Speaker 1: when he puts his mouth on me. The last time

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Speaker 1: that we were intimate, he whispered that he's going to

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Speaker 1: ask me to marry him one day soon and buy

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Speaker 1: me a big boat. As soon as my eyes stopped burning,

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Speaker 1: I realized what he said. I want the lavish lifestyle,

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Speaker 1: so I need to figure out creative ways to make

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Speaker 1: the sex better with him, especially since I've cut off

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Speaker 1: my ex with the good sex, I realize that size

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Speaker 1: really does matter. How do I tell my boyfriend that

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Speaker 1: he's too small for me? When there's nothing he can

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Speaker 1: do about it. Is it foolish he can to think

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Speaker 1: that I can be happy with this man. I think

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Speaker 1: this whole situation is foolish, really, And no, I don't

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Speaker 1: think you should tell him that because you're not going

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Speaker 1: to be able to fake it much longer anyway. You say,

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Speaker 1: he's smaller than any man you've ever been with. You're

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Speaker 1: not happy period. All you did was complain about him

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Speaker 1: throughout the letter. You complain about his hot breath, his

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Speaker 1: rough toenails, and his small size. I mean, two of

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Speaker 1: those things can be fixed, but his size is his size.

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Speaker 1: So I don't think you changing. I just don't see

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Speaker 1: you suddenly changing and falling in love with him anytime soon.

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Speaker 1: If there's anything redeeming about you in this letter, it's

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Speaker 1: just that you stop sleeping with your ex when you

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Speaker 1: moved in with your new man, because you said, you

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Speaker 1: know you don't have as much freedom, but you're not

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Speaker 1: invested in this relationship. You're not invested in this older

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Speaker 1: man because all you want is the money and the

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Speaker 1: lavish lifestyle. That's what you called it, and that's what

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Speaker 1: you said, so listen. If you don't want this man

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Speaker 1: for who he is small and all I just say,

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Speaker 1: don't use him, leave him, Let this man go, Steve.

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Speaker 2: There's one little problem in our relationship. No it's not.

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Speaker 2: It's a whole lot wrong.

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Speaker 3: The whole letter you complain in the entire letter, is

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Speaker 3: not one little problem in our relationship. Now, your boyfriend,

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Speaker 3: you say, is an older man and he wants to

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Speaker 3: get married. But then you say, there's some things you

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Speaker 3: can't live with. Number one, you hate his rough toenails.

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Speaker 3: You could fix that, and his fiery breath and he talks.

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Speaker 2: In his sleep. Now you can fix the toenails under breath.

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Speaker 2: You can't.

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Speaker 3: You got to get your man to a dentist see

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Speaker 3: if he got ginger vitis or something.

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Speaker 2: And you gotta get all this decay.

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Speaker 3: You gotta get that tart out between his teeth because

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Speaker 3: it's holding it's holding on to funk because his breath,

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Speaker 3: don't think is firing.

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Speaker 2: Now it don't stop there he talking his sleep. You

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Speaker 2: deal with that.

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Speaker 3: But there's an even smaller issues that bothers me. He's

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Speaker 3: the smallest man I ever been with. What bothers me

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Speaker 3: the most, He's the smallest man I ever been with.

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Speaker 3: You was having a sex with your ex boyfriend often

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Speaker 3: just to satisfy your needs. Well, now that your new

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Speaker 3: boyfriend and I live together, See, lady, I don't know

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Speaker 3: if you think we're not listening. Y'all now live together,

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Speaker 3: I don't have much freedom, so cheating is out of

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Speaker 3: the question. Then your friends say that you're ungrateful because

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Speaker 3: your boyfriend is retired and rich and he worships the

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Speaker 3: ground I walk in. Well, I'm only thirty six and

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Speaker 3: I work full time, so it's not about the money.

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Speaker 2: That's a lie.

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Speaker 3: Right you said, I work full time, so it's not

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Speaker 3: about the money. Then right after that, you said, but

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Speaker 3: I do like the perks of dating him. Lady, you

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Speaker 3: have tried a lot of things in the bedroom, try

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Speaker 3: to make up from him being small, but it's nothing work.

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Speaker 3: He's twenty three years older than me. That means he's

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Speaker 3: fifty nine. I'm also sure he's doing the best he can.

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Speaker 3: Then here we go with the complaining again. He showers

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Speaker 3: me with stinky kisses. He thinks he's being sweet, But

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Speaker 3: I go wash my face and neck when he puts

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Speaker 3: his mouth on me.

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Speaker 2: What every time he.

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Speaker 3: Kissed you on the face and neck, you gotta go

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Speaker 3: wash your face and neck.

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Speaker 2: You ain't thought enough to get your man and go.

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Speaker 3: Listen, baby, we got to clip these toenails. We're gonna

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Speaker 3: get a pedicule.

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Speaker 2: He rich.

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Speaker 3: He got money, and we're gonna get something done with

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Speaker 3: these teeth in your head because you've got to fix

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Speaker 3: your breath. If you fix them, two things you can be.

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Speaker 3: And then I have some more news for you to uh.

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Speaker 3: The last time we were intimate, he whispered that he's

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Speaker 3: gonna ask me to marry him one day and buy

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Speaker 3: me a big boat. As soon as my eyes stopped burning,

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Speaker 3: I really now, lady, he must have been right up

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Speaker 3: on your talk, she said. As soon as my eyes stopped.

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Speaker 2: Burning, I realized what he said. We'll be right back there.

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Speaker 2: I going to tell you the whole truth and nothing. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: We'll have part two of Steve's response coming up at

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Speaker 1: twenty three minutes to after the hour today Strawberry letter subject,

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Speaker 1: there's one little problem in our relationship. We'll get back

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Speaker 1: into it right after this. You're listening Steve Hardy Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: All right, Come on, Steve, let's recap today's strawberry letter.

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Speaker 1: The subject, there's one little problem in our relationship.

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Speaker 2: Well, let me see if I can capsize this for

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Speaker 2: you real quick.

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Speaker 3: This woman has lied through this entire that's one little

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Speaker 3: thing wrong in our relationship.

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Speaker 2: No, it's not. It's a whole lot of stuff. He's

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Speaker 2: fifty nine, she thirty six.

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Speaker 3: He's older. She don't like his toenails, they rough. His

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Speaker 3: breath is fivey. If she kisses him on her face

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Speaker 3: and neck, she got to go wash her face and neck.

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Speaker 2: Every time, every time. Well what is in his mouth? Now?

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Speaker 3: You can fix these toenails with pedicures, and you can

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Speaker 3: fix this breath. You got to get him to a

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Speaker 3: Dennist get all that tart out between his mouth, get

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Speaker 3: it straightened out, get some dinner, work right here and

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Speaker 3: find out what's going on. And then I don't know

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Speaker 3: what that or that mouth washed. She is doctor something.

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Speaker 3: It's yellow, and you're supposed to uh, doctor titian doctor titianus,

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Speaker 3: and you're supposed to put water with it. Just make

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Speaker 3: him take here straight. Don't let him put no water

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Speaker 3: in here. You just put two cap fools in his

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Speaker 3: mouth and make him.

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Speaker 2: Holy.

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Speaker 3: I trust me, whatever in there, whatever in there, at

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Speaker 3: least for five minutes, gonna go away, all right. You

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Speaker 3: can fix that right here. But then you say, he's

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Speaker 3: the smallest man you've ever been with, and you don't

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Speaker 3: know what to do about that, and you've tried everything,

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Speaker 3: but nothing is working. And the last time we were

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Speaker 3: into and he whispered that he was gonna ask me

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Speaker 3: to marry him one day and buy me a big boat.

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Speaker 2: Then she said the best line in the letter.

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Speaker 3: As soon as my eyes stopped burning, I realized what

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Speaker 3: he's said.

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Speaker 2: God t.

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Speaker 3: He was talking to you, and you said, after my

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Speaker 3: eyes stopped burning, I realized what he said.

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Speaker 2: You gotta get his mouth fixed. Then she said, I

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Speaker 2: realized what he said.

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Speaker 3: I want the leavish lifestyle, so I need to figure

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Speaker 3: out creative ways to make the sex better. I thought

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Speaker 3: you just said up in the letter it wasn't about

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Speaker 3: the money. Then you said I like the perks. Then

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Speaker 3: you said I like the leavish lifestyle. That's why you

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Speaker 3: moved in with the man and ignored all this. But

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Speaker 3: you didn't move in to make the man better. You

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Speaker 3: moved in to make your life better, and now you

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Speaker 3: don't found out it to come with a cost. He

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Speaker 3: ain't got no jack on him, he can't. His toenails

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Speaker 3: just rough. His breath is fiery. So now I realize

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Speaker 3: the size really does matter. How do I tell my

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Speaker 3: boyfriend he's too small for me? And then there's nothing

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Speaker 3: he could do about it? Is it foolish to think

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Speaker 3: I could be happy with this man? First of all,

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Speaker 3: you're not happy with this man, but there is something

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Speaker 3: he can do. What urologists now, ladies and gentlemen, in

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Speaker 3: case you don't know, there are urologists who have specialized

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Speaker 3: in the male anatomy. You now can go get yourself lengthened.

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Speaker 3: You can now go get yourself thicking. They have consultations

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Speaker 3: set up where you could take your mate down there

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Speaker 3: and discuss about the size and the length they doing.

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Speaker 2: All that now, Yeah, all that's happening now.

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Speaker 3: You know, if you just wonder if what they call

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Speaker 3: it is, I can say this on the radio, they

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Speaker 3: call it no color.

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Speaker 2: Looking at me crazy.

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Speaker 3: You can go to eurologists now and ask them that

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Speaker 3: they have people who specialize in uh, let's say, organ cosmatology.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not what it's called. Huh.

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Speaker 1: If women can get their breasts done and you know,

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Speaker 1: and large and all that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah they got that now. Dogs y'all going out there.

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Speaker 3: All y'all have been struggling with it. Noticed, I said,

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Speaker 3: all y'all. Yeah, but if hale at sixty ain't strong

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Speaker 3: with heart.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, to the dentists, the pediatrist, and the urologist.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to go down there, but you but

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Speaker 3: most important, you have got to get to that dentist

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Speaker 3: because if your eyes is burning just from a conversation,

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Speaker 3: it's gonna be.

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Speaker 2: That's hard to talk to somebody, lash, no brow, none

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Speaker 2: of that.

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Speaker 3: I got a partner man I was talking to came

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Speaker 3: down to my ranch. When we was talking, he was fishing,

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Speaker 3: and something happened to his real and he said, one love,

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Speaker 3: can you help me?

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Speaker 2: Mad?

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Speaker 3: Because then I straightened the real nun. So I went

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Speaker 3: and he bent down by my face and then he said, oh,

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Speaker 3: that's what it is.

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Speaker 2: What happened.

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Speaker 1: He didn't say any h words.

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Speaker 2: Like that. He ain't say nothing. He said, oh, dog,

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Speaker 2: that's what that was.

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Speaker 1: So what happened?

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Speaker 3: And I turned and looked at him. I was looking

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Speaker 3: at his mouth because I kept staring at his mouth.

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Speaker 3: I figure out what happened? What did it make for

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Speaker 3: breakfast this morning? What did you because the rest of

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Speaker 3: us had eggs and biscuits? Where did you tryd to

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Speaker 3: dead raccoon?

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Speaker 2: At that?

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Speaker 1: You put something dead?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so there are things you could do, ma'am, but

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Speaker 2: you in it for the wrong reasons. You in it

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Speaker 2: to make your life better without improving the man. Most

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Speaker 2: women are good women that will get with a man

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Speaker 2: and improve a man. Fix him up, prep him up,

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Speaker 2: straighten him up. You know, fix your elbows. Baby. Don't

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Speaker 2: wear them shoes no more. I don't like them suits.

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Speaker 3: You know, get your hair done this way, brush your teeth,

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Speaker 3: take that mustache off, Quit wearing that little patchy beerd

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Speaker 3: just just go clean. Women will fix you up. A

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Speaker 3: good woman can make a man better. You need to

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Speaker 3: try to be a good woman.

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Speaker 2: That's it. Or leave him alont he gonna ask you

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Speaker 2: to marry him as soon as your eyes get.

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Speaker 1: Through burning to answer, you just burn my face, all right.

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