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Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about

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Speaker 1: four minutes after it's today's Strawberry letter. I got a

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Speaker 1: good one for you. The subject is New Year, New Life,

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Speaker 1: New Year, New Life. But right now, Nephew in the

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Speaker 1: building for the very first time in with this brank

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Speaker 1: phone call. What you got now? New Year, New time,

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Speaker 1: brand spanking new prank called. This is Johnson's Freedom Call.

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Speaker 1: Johnson Freedom Call. I'm gonna say it again, Johnson Freedom Call. Idiot.

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Speaker 1: Let's go. Okay, Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach Franklin

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Speaker 1: Franklin Johnson's Lee. Ah yeah, this is him, Franklin. How

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Speaker 1: are you doing today? And my name is is Kyle

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Speaker 1: Kyle Green. I'm with the Immigration Department of the State

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Speaker 1: of Tennessee. Ah yeah, how could help? Now? You were

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Speaker 1: you were born and raised in Tennessee? Am I correct?

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Speaker 1: In Tennessee? Okay? Now? Uh do you do you still

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Speaker 1: live in in the Tennessee area? Now are you in

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Speaker 1: a different state? I'm right, and that's still is all

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Speaker 1: I wanna say. I'm the only consint he's still here,

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Speaker 1: living good. Okay, all right, So here's what's going on. Um,

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Speaker 1: it's been brought to our attention here at the Immigration

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Speaker 1: that anyone in the state of Tennessee who has the

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Speaker 1: last name of Johnson. Um. And I don't even know

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Speaker 1: how to break this to you, tell this to you,

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Speaker 1: but it's it's been brought to our attention here at

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Speaker 1: the Immigration that anyone in the state of Tennessee last

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Speaker 1: named Johnson for some reason. And we're gonna fix the problem.

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Speaker 1: But for some reason they're saying no Johnson's are free,

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Speaker 1: you know, like there's claws or something and some paperwork

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Speaker 1: or whatever. But what we need is we need all

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Speaker 1: the Johnson's to come in by six, by six o'clock

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Speaker 1: today so we can try to take care of the problem.

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Speaker 1: If not, if all Johnson's that are not reported in

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Speaker 1: by six, we have to get picked up. I know

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Speaker 1: this is a Joe, like we wen, I know this

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Speaker 1: is Joe. I'm free. What are you talking about? Like, well,

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Speaker 1: you talking about you're talking about the Johnsons ain't free.

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Speaker 1: What do you what are you talking about? This Bumpy

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Speaker 1: Johnson got for that. I don't want anybody to check

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Speaker 1: at Johnson. Uh no, sorry, this is this is a

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Speaker 1: real This is all I know. This is crazy to

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Speaker 1: get a phone call like this, But like I said,

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Speaker 1: and we got some paperwork here. Everybody's scramming around trying

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Speaker 1: to get to the bottom of this. But bottom line

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Speaker 1: is we need all the Johnson's to come in because, uh,

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Speaker 1: right right now, in the States of Tennessee, no person

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Speaker 1: with the last name of Johnson is free right now,

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Speaker 1: get the gout in. What are you talking about? What

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? Are you black? Yeah? I'm black,

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Speaker 1: but yeah, I'm Are you free? Yeah? I'm free? So

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Speaker 1: what are you talking about coming to me talking about this?

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Speaker 1: Since my last name Johnson's, my family got to come

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Speaker 1: down to immigration because we ain't free. Who the hell

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Speaker 1: are you calling me talking about some crap like that? Man, Okay,

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Speaker 1: sure the problem. We're gonna fix the problem, but we

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Speaker 1: need all Johnson's to come in. We're gonna fix the

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Speaker 1: head of the senses or something. I'm sorry, are you

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Speaker 1: the head of the census? I know I'm not something

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Speaker 1: like that, Like, why are you calling me talking about Johnson?

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Speaker 1: You are some uncle Tom asked pulling me talking about

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Speaker 1: Johnson's that we ain't free and we gotta come down

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Speaker 1: and you're threatening my family, this guy, I'm not so

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Speaker 1: I'm sure I'm not I'm not sure. I'm not I'm

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Speaker 1: not threatening you, all right. Like I said, my name

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Speaker 1: is Kyle Green, I'm with immigrations. I'm just trying to

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Speaker 1: fix the problem, you know, because your name is Green,

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Speaker 1: so y'all after Johnson. Sure, I'm not saying I'm better

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Speaker 1: than you because my last in its Green. What I'm saying, well,

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Speaker 1: you are so saying that, Kyle, Mr Green, my name

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Speaker 1: is Johnson. We come from a long line of Johnson.

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Speaker 1: And don't let me have the bumpy Johnson all you

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Speaker 1: because you saw how he was cutting off. So don't

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Speaker 1: play with me. Okay, sure, can we h? I want

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Speaker 1: to help you and I want to help all the jobs. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you ain't hell with nobody but yourself. Mr Green, Uncle Tom.

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Speaker 1: I saw y'all life in Django the house for I've

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Speaker 1: bet you when them light skinned, green eyed Terence Howard

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Speaker 1: looking mos think a good hand. I'm black, happany, I

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Speaker 1: got a wide nose and I'm proud to be black.

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Speaker 1: And they're gonna have your life and ask for me

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Speaker 1: my bring my my family down there. You got stuft

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Speaker 1: but nerves. It's all this tribolism amongst us. Okay, sory,

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Speaker 1: can I stook you to come out the immigration? That's

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Speaker 1: exactly for a cow. Sound like a light skinned mother,

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Speaker 1: Kyle Gray, that sounds like this. Uh, sir, can I

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Speaker 1: get you to come down the immigration by now? You

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Speaker 1: see that had me come in. I'm gonna come down

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Speaker 1: there with my gout old hole bussy Johnson. Are we

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Speaker 1: gonna turn it up? Okay? So is your wife last

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Speaker 1: name is Johnson too? Don't worry about what my wife

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Speaker 1: last name is. Don't try to set hub. Okay? Is

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Speaker 1: your is your mother still living? Don't worry about my

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Speaker 1: mama still living. You don't have to. I'm about to

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Speaker 1: hang this guy. Thrown up you sl you you're still

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Speaker 1: across the line. Your life getting bubble? Okay, Okay, sir?

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Speaker 1: All I know is that you know we got you.

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Speaker 1: We were trying to get as many Johnson's has been

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Speaker 1: good to come in. Tell may tell me is the

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Speaker 1: one that told us to call you? Okay, Franklin That's

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Speaker 1: who told us to call you? Who Tommy said you?

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Speaker 1: You probably want to call Franklin Johnson and get him

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Speaker 1: on the line because he you know a lot of

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Speaker 1: the other Johnson's, and you can get him all to

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Speaker 1: come in. That's what I know. What you think? Do

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Speaker 1: you think I'm not? Mother's going round the ball to Johnson.

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Speaker 1: That's how they came home from Africa. It was one

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Speaker 1: black mother. Think more of the folks talk about that

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Speaker 1: was going on vacations and they came up way over here.

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Speaker 1: I'm not rounding the middle, Josh. Hell was Tommy? Tommy? Man?

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Speaker 1: Tommy said you would do it? Tommy said you would

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Speaker 1: be cool with him. I don't know, no, God Tommy,

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Speaker 1: he sound life with him too. Okay, do you know

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Speaker 1: do you know nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show?

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Speaker 1: Do you know that mother? Oh? I got my blood breast?

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Speaker 1: Hey man? Oh man, ain't Franklin? Yes, hey, Franklin, kick

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Speaker 1: us out? Man. Your boy Jay Rob is the one

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Speaker 1: that got me to pray phone call you man? Oh

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Speaker 1: he ain't. He ain't allowed over the ball? Kill man?

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Speaker 1: Was he a whiskey? Was he was? He? Was he

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Speaker 1: drinking some of that whiskey when he calls you man?

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Speaker 1: I don't know what he was when I called it, bro,

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Speaker 1: but he wanted me to make sure. Frank Franklin, Jesus Christ,

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Speaker 1: oh man, and you're gonna tell me this right here,

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Speaker 1: frank and give it to me, baby, Franklin. John you

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Speaker 1: gotta tell me this. What is the baddest and I

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Speaker 1: mean the baddest radio show in the lane? The Steve

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Speaker 1: Harvey Show with Tommy Man, You're gonna get your blood kicks,

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Speaker 1: because Tommy, you know what your problem is. He's some

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Speaker 1: green light skin Tams Howard looking at lucious lyon Yeah,

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Speaker 1: friends to all his Maxican friends. Don't be real, man,

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Speaker 1: and you know what you're gonna make me do is

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Speaker 1: come up there and Bumpy Johnson your as. All of

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Speaker 1: his reference was TV shows. All, Let's go out to

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Speaker 1: all the light skins out there, right hey, catch your

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Speaker 1: boy Martin Luther King Weekend. I'm in Charlotte, North Carolina.

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Speaker 1: I'm at the Comedy Zone, Baby Sean and North Calkilaka

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Speaker 1: the Nephews come to town. M LK Weekend tickets on sale,

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Speaker 1: red Nah. All the Johnson's in North Carolina, come on

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Speaker 1: out and see only the free ones though, right, bring

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Speaker 1: your papers paper motorized. That's really crazy. Nephews. Back, Baby,

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Speaker 1: I'm in the studio. I'm back alright, Thank you, nephew.

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Speaker 1: Coming up next. Strawberry Letters subject new Year, New life

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Speaker 1: question mark. We'll get into it right after this