Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two seventy two,
Speaker 1: Episode four of tur Daylies Like Guys Say, production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we take
Speaker 1: a deep dive into America's share consciousness. I like to
Speaker 1: do that one like you might be a red kneck
Speaker 1: take a deep dive and do America's share content. It's Thursday.
Speaker 1: I'm not worthy of the Fox Thursday January six, twenty six.
Speaker 1: I would say, huh six, you said sick? I said six.
Speaker 1: I skipped the twenty. I might be getting gated. I'm out.
Speaker 1: I'm on a new mic right now. I'm in the studio.
Speaker 1: Why trust you said it is Thursday, January twenty six,
Speaker 1: twenty three. You know you don't just to tell the
Speaker 1: people where shout and all partners out. There's National spouses Day,
Speaker 1: it's in a National customs day. It's National Peanut brittle Day,
Speaker 1: National green juice Day. Oh Man and Dolda as the
Speaker 1: gang going get a big dog up your mit because
Speaker 1: it's also Australia. Die dog up you ross. Does that
Speaker 1: mean get sucked by a dog? I forget where. Yeah
Speaker 1: it's that or I'm not here to fox spiders. But yeah,
Speaker 1: go and get a dog up you Is it's like
Speaker 1: song way to tell someone to fuck up? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm going to get a big fucking dog up. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So you're telling me to get sucked by a dog?
Speaker 1: Is that? It's like just banter? It's more banter, right,
Speaker 1: like how just banter me? Just like such crude. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Shout out all the parting as well. Yeah, my name's
Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien. A k oh my old you got a
Speaker 1: ks about weed. But I'm just hate toes O'Brien. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just hate tease o breen. Oh baby, that is
Speaker 1: courtesy of Oh my god, I forgot to copy your name.
Speaker 1: I believe it's Lex Lugie, the one, the one and
Speaker 1: only Labria, the Mr Lugubrious and so sure, I'm not okay,
Speaker 1: okay making sure. I just want to make I don't
Speaker 1: want I don't want anyone's feelings hurt. We'd like to
Speaker 1: do proper attribution. All right, Well, I'm thrilled to be
Speaker 1: joined as always by my co host, Mr Miles. Oh wait,
Speaker 1: I didn't I never said it is Mr. It is
Speaker 1: at Lex Lugi, Mr Lugubrious, who gave me my a
Speaker 1: k ship. Shout out to you, sir, and I'm thrilled
Speaker 1: to be joined as always by my co host, Mr
Speaker 1: Miles Gray. We're kind of done with November. We're done
Speaker 1: within November. You'll tell the Night Gang. We're done win November, Jackuary, February, March,
Speaker 1: April Gray, these are the new days that we will
Speaker 1: obey Scouty Magoo because you said we're a buck, We're
Speaker 1: off this Calindria. What was it clindrical cylindrical system Ben
Speaker 1: Bowling told us about, But yeah, I shout out s
Speaker 1: Scouting mcgo on the discord wide cleft back. I was
Speaker 1: just listening to that album the Carnival where you have
Speaker 1: to listen to that probably in twenty years I love.
Speaker 1: I remember that was like back in the day when
Speaker 1: I had to like pick up dogshit to get CD
Speaker 1: money and because of that, like I was like, I
Speaker 1: have to listen to every single album on this or
Speaker 1: every single track on this album, and I just kind
Speaker 1: of went back. He's like, damn, like I even know
Speaker 1: the weird deep cuts on here, like some fizzy when
Speaker 1: he's singing in Creo. Yeah, yeah, that was that was
Speaker 1: a banger. Wait did you have to did dog Walkers
Speaker 1: hire you to pick up their dog, like were the
Speaker 1: dog walker and the poop and like my dog was
Speaker 1: shipped in the yard and my parents were like, yeah, man,
Speaker 1: get like a get a dime for every piece of ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they didn't know me. I was already on my
Speaker 1: way to being a drug dealer, so I knew to
Speaker 1: break these big pieces of ship down into small pieces
Speaker 1: of s. Had to cut. Had to cut the dog
Speaker 1: ship and set it back to him at inflated cause, Baby,
Speaker 1: I've always had my mind on the money. Okay, well, Miles,
Speaker 1: we are thrilled to be joined in our third seat
Speaker 1: by one of our favorite TVZ guests, a very funny
Speaker 1: comedian and activists, the host of the great award winning
Speaker 1: podcast Good Muslim, Bad Muslim, the senior Fellow on Comedy
Speaker 1: at the Pop Culture Collapse. She's written in The New
Speaker 1: York Times. Performed a piece on NPRS Fresh Air for
Speaker 1: some person named Terry grow Gross Gross, some some dude
Speaker 1: named Terry Gross like Terry Bradshaw. It is the hilarious.
Speaker 1: The towns are normal? What up now? A Snap judgment
Speaker 1: producer coming your way? Snap Judgment producer, judge producer in
Speaker 1: the building. What's new? All right? Oh you know, I
Speaker 1: was at the Academy Museum and I just took a
Speaker 1: picture with Bruce the original Jaws that was onto splait.
Speaker 1: Shut up. Yeah, yeah, have you been to the Academy muzoom.
Speaker 1: I'm dying to go. They got they got to hang
Speaker 1: in there. You know. I had to go right after
Speaker 1: you did that, mon Yeah, I went last weekend. Oh dope.
Speaker 1: I was like kind of scouting it out to see
Speaker 1: if my kids would be interested in it, and the
Speaker 1: answer yes, it gets a hell you we're gonna plan
Speaker 1: a trip the sharks and now they're really into Star
Speaker 1: Wars and they got our two and C three po. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the shark's body is a little as a little funky
Speaker 1: though it's it's weird. Well I'm not as like, you know,
Speaker 1: close to the franchise as the two of you, so
Speaker 1: I'm probably the last person to be able to point
Speaker 1: out the discrepancies and shortcomings of the right. But it's cool.
Speaker 1: And yet neither of you invited me. Yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just didn't how show you this picture though? Whoa had?
Speaker 1: I had the text message, but I just didn't. I
Speaker 1: didn't send it because I was like, gosh, she's gonna
Speaker 1: she's gonna roast me. She's gonna show my kids. She
Speaker 1: knows way more about, she goes way more about, you know,
Speaker 1: all that hard hitting comedy from Czara Norbach Roastmaster General Ship. Also,
Speaker 1: I didn't I had never really noticed that Bruce has penis.
Speaker 1: You know, she doesn't have weird double penises that hang
Speaker 1: down below. Oh yeah, those two little like I was like,
Speaker 1: what are those baby fishes on the bottom, And I'm like, Dick,
Speaker 1: that's shark penis, because don't they have like little fins
Speaker 1: on it? Yeah, great white sharks. Dick, google Bruce. Gott
Speaker 1: Let me see if I can. Oh yeah, here, I'll share.
Speaker 1: I'll share the screen. Oh justin, let me get screenshare
Speaker 1: really quick. We gotta. I gotta do the Lord's work
Speaker 1: and show people this sharks penis. Yeah, I need to
Speaker 1: see this. Here we go. These things, these things right here,
Speaker 1: these they're called claspers. Well they look like yeah, class
Speaker 1: bar a friendly ghost. Oh yeah, that's what mine looked like.
Speaker 1: They're gray like that. You and a lot of people
Speaker 1: talk about how the effects didn't work very well for Bruce,
Speaker 1: and that's why they didn't show Bruce that much. The
Speaker 1: real reason is it was just obscene. Bruce is hanging
Speaker 1: door man, he's got a big old thing. Class man,
Speaker 1: he had a whale. Class I thought. I called mine
Speaker 1: to the classmers. Come here, baby, get the classers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: get the classpers. They also it's the reason that they
Speaker 1: had to invent the plot line of all the dinosaurs
Speaker 1: on Draft Park being women, because they didn't want to
Speaker 1: repeat the mistake and have just dinosaurs with big dicks?
Speaker 1: Do they have class urs too? Who even knows? I mean,
Speaker 1: is that even think you have searched? I don't think
Speaker 1: we've figured it out. I don't. I don't know that
Speaker 1: we've figured it out. It's not gonna let you out
Speaker 1: of her classmers. Maybe I can. Maybe I should ask
Speaker 1: Ai to be like, what what does a t rex
Speaker 1: penis look like? Tell me? Now? I just ask Katie Golden.
Speaker 1: She probably knows. Yeah, I think I have. Actually, so
Speaker 1: don't because I think he was like, could you stop
Speaker 1: as Jack forget what the matter? Jack forgot? Anyways, Zara,
Speaker 1: it is wonderful to be here, thrilled to have you back.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get to know you a little bit better
Speaker 1: in a moment. First, we're gonna tell the listeners. A
Speaker 1: couple of the things we're talking about. One of the
Speaker 1: things we're talking about is we were fucking right about
Speaker 1: Walgreen's and their quote unquote shoplifting problem. I mean, we
Speaker 1: knew we were right, but it's just it's kind of
Speaker 1: gratifying that they have come out and been like, yeah,
Speaker 1: the dailies ageist was right essentially in their earnings call,
Speaker 1: and now the New York Times is coming back and
Speaker 1: being like, how I just I can't believe it, but yeah,
Speaker 1: basically and their earnings called, they were like, we spent
Speaker 1: too much money trying to stop shoplifting. There were only
Speaker 1: like five shoplifting cases. We caught them all on camera
Speaker 1: and like sent them directly to the local news and
Speaker 1: made it seem like we were constantly being bombarded by shoplifting.
Speaker 1: Wasn't true. And yeah, so now now we're correcting for
Speaker 1: that mistake, and the New York Times is like, well,
Speaker 1: I never and now they're even quoting Alec Carrick Kitzantus. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's former guest Alec Carrick. It Santas. So we'll talk
Speaker 1: about that. Just do a you know, a couple of
Speaker 1: nice slow victory laps and we'll talk about how Germany
Speaker 1: and the US are sending tanks to Ukraine, and you
Speaker 1: know what, what the the stated logic of this is,
Speaker 1: I'll do it if you do it. That's legitimately what
Speaker 1: they're saying. They're like, well, we were doing it because
Speaker 1: they're doing it, so yeah, but it's yeah, that's why. Anyways,
Speaker 1: people are bottling and selling Splash mountain water. It's called gatorade. No,
Speaker 1: it's a thing that they're doing on eBay, and you
Speaker 1: can buy a bottle of the blue Splash mountain Water
Speaker 1: for one dollars. So that's that's cool. Golden Eyes coming
Speaker 1: back despite or maybe because of the war in Ukraine.
Speaker 1: So we'll talk about that plenty more. But before we
Speaker 1: get to any of that bullshits are we do like
Speaker 1: to ask our guests what is something from your search history?
Speaker 1: Search history was, Oh, well, some news. I'm I'm pregnant. Wow,
Speaker 1: look at us, look at us parents to be the
Speaker 1: three of us. Now, yeah, I know, we're a family. Family.
Speaker 1: It's about your found family, but it's also about the
Speaker 1: family that you birth from. Your wonderful news are schedulation.
Speaker 1: Me and my class birds are hard at work and
Speaker 1: I have been having so many nightmares. So my whole
Speaker 1: search history is just like, is my baby dad? How
Speaker 1: do I know my baby's dead? Did I kill my baby? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We were just talking about that. Like there's like a
Speaker 1: bit of advice that I was going viral on the internet,
Speaker 1: was like, what's a piece of it? Like, what's something
Speaker 1: you don't think about when you become a parent And
Speaker 1: someone just goes that you'll have to worry about them
Speaker 1: for the rest of your life. God, and it's never
Speaker 1: gonna end. I will, Like I watched them sleep, and
Speaker 1: I'm just like, what if they like forget to breathe though, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's very scary, but it's also like, you know,
Speaker 1: as bad as that is, like the good stuff is
Speaker 1: that good? So like yesterday I felt her moving and
Speaker 1: I was so excited and I was telling everybody, and
Speaker 1: I kept grabbing my husband's hand and holding it there.
Speaker 1: And then I stopped feeling her moving and I was
Speaker 1: like crying, three o'clock in the morning, She's dead. I
Speaker 1: did something wrong. It's me. It's all me, even though
Speaker 1: you know not to think that, and and then he goes, honey,
Speaker 1: I felt too bad to tell you yesterday she wasn't moving.
Speaker 1: It was just your poop. Yeah yeah, it's just your larging.
Speaker 1: Yeah too early, go back to sleep. The part you're
Speaker 1: just farting, Just keep farting enough. But my farrest were kicking.
Speaker 1: They were something to write home about. What is something
Speaker 1: you think is overrated? Condoms? Definitely just stop using him.
Speaker 1: I can't believe you're pregnant. It is so hard to
Speaker 1: get pregnant. It took use It took us three years. Wow. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: We did a round of IVF that failed, and then
Speaker 1: two weeks later we were one of those chin of
Speaker 1: couples that it happened by accident. Wow. And then I
Speaker 1: was mad because I wanted to like engineer fraternal twins
Speaker 1: and just like be done, just get it all out.
Speaker 1: I just wanted I'm I'm forty two years old, man,
Speaker 1: I don't want to keep doing this. It's hard work.
Speaker 1: Do you want so you want? You want two kids?
Speaker 1: We wanted a big family. I wanted like maybe six
Speaker 1: or seven. Some of them could be like a few interns,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Yeah, or something yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: some osman's. You know, you need to kill the bees,
Speaker 1: get a few of them on, you know, some season
Speaker 1: of succession or something like put him to work. But
Speaker 1: do you have you come from a big family? I do.
Speaker 1: I have four kids in my family, and my mom's
Speaker 1: family she has six, and in her grandma my grandma's family,
Speaker 1: there's fourteen. Oh yeah, yeah, so you you get lazy exactly.
Speaker 1: This is what my grandma says. Yeah, good advice for everyone.
Speaker 1: You know, condoms overrated throughout everybody, everybody, our young listeners.
Speaker 1: You know, no that's not true, but that that is great. Congratulations. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've ye, struggle is real. And then the yeah, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: What is What's something you think is underrated? Okay, hear
Speaker 1: me out? Ear washes? Yeah, I'm talking about this ear wash.
Speaker 1: You need to go to the doctor's office. You get
Speaker 1: it done by a nurse or a tech. You don't
Speaker 1: need to see the doctor for it. You can get
Speaker 1: it done at any time. All you have to do
Speaker 1: is say I can't hear. I think it's stopped up.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. I think I've been using my Q tip
Speaker 1: wrong and I need an ear wash. It costs like
Speaker 1: fifteen bucks in copee. Wow, what it? What's the process? Like?
Speaker 1: They like some candles, so they put this little bowl
Speaker 1: next to your ear and then yeah, they play a
Speaker 1: Spotify soundtrack and they they squirt water into your ear
Speaker 1: at an angle m and it doesn't feel any different
Speaker 1: than like being in a shower m and but it's
Speaker 1: like a warm water. So then it melts the wax
Speaker 1: in your ear and then it washes all of the
Speaker 1: wax out of your ear, and you will not believe
Speaker 1: you're hearing. It is so wild. Wait, so like you
Speaker 1: you felt like you were now hearing in like four K.
Speaker 1: This is what I'm saying, eight k e K because
Speaker 1: like you come out of the shower, you're all steamy,
Speaker 1: your sinuses are all opened up, and that's four K,
Speaker 1: but I'm talking eight k wow, just like a targeted
Speaker 1: little jet of water. Is that what's going on there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: basil of targeted jet of warm water. Anyway, so you
Speaker 1: get that's like, that's the thing you could just that's
Speaker 1: add on. At the doctor it said, yes, an add on.
Speaker 1: It's also a way you can get pregnant, so just
Speaker 1: be careful. But yeah, you're you have some interesting theories.
Speaker 1: Before we started recording, you were explaining some interesting theories
Speaker 1: that you have, you know, get pregnant I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: I got pregnant because I swallowed. I think that's what happened.
Speaker 1: But I told you the Lord. The Lord knows. The
Speaker 1: Lord knows. This is advice. You have to listen to him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he did go to you know, a Catholic high school,
Speaker 1: so all the facts. So I learned to split dogsh
Speaker 1: it up into smaller pieces. This episode we should probably
Speaker 1: just send directly to health teachers across America so that
Speaker 1: they can just simply use use the science contained there.
Speaker 1: You guys. It's why I'm an activist. The ear cleaning varietals. Yes,
Speaker 1: we were talking about that before we started, because I
Speaker 1: I'm just like a basic bitch, Q tip put it
Speaker 1: in there, spin it around, get that nice little like
Speaker 1: shimmy where I'm like basic b cute shimmy. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: my wife likes to get in She has like this
Speaker 1: hard tipped little like wax pick with a little camera
Speaker 1: on it, and her favorite thing to do in the
Speaker 1: world with our boys is just just like get in
Speaker 1: there and clean, just do a like, you know, a
Speaker 1: scientific like a precision cleaning of the inside of their ears.
Speaker 1: You guys can't see it, but Jack's doing sort of
Speaker 1: like a dome with his fingertanl Yeah, yeah, a little dome.
Speaker 1: And I tried it once and I did not like
Speaker 1: it was painful. I cried. I cried for yea. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think it's like our kids like it, so
Speaker 1: I might just I'm just when I grew up with
Speaker 1: a like a bamboo pick going in my ear too,
Speaker 1: So it's a very different feeling than a cute because
Speaker 1: it's cotton on it, and like this is like straight
Speaker 1: up just scraping or like canal, but not like in
Speaker 1: a bad way. It's just like it's just something you're
Speaker 1: not used to if you're wrapped in cotton swabs all
Speaker 1: the time. I like to be tickled. But Miles, yeah,
Speaker 1: you had the pick, Yeah, the pick. Yeah. What's the
Speaker 1: difference between the pick and the It's like I think, well,
Speaker 1: because like Asian people's ear wax is a little bit
Speaker 1: different than like other people, Like it's like a little
Speaker 1: bit more delicate, like flaky than like waxy, So like
Speaker 1: the pick works for that. Although my mom should always
Speaker 1: be like, oh man, you got this like hybrid American
Speaker 1: ear wax. One of my kids has my ear wax,
Speaker 1: and one of my kids has my wife's like kind
Speaker 1: of more Asian ear wax, and it's uh yeah, but
Speaker 1: she she goes in on both of them and it
Speaker 1: it works. But it was also interesting for me to
Speaker 1: hear that your your mom was like looking like the
Speaker 1: dumb way we clean our ears like wax. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't is that a thing? I don't know?
Speaker 1: Like that's just one thing I've heard. Being Japanese and
Speaker 1: my mom looking at like all of her family's ear
Speaker 1: wax and like my dad's and then mine's like, Okay,
Speaker 1: something's going on over here. That's so intimate. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: truly get to know your partner's your wax. Very great hearing.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. You gotta go get the ear wash man,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. I'm telling you full other and it's warm,
Speaker 1: it melted away. It's fantastic. That sounds really nice. It
Speaker 1: sounds like something they should do at a spa instead
Speaker 1: of a doctor's office. You know. Yeah, but you kind
Speaker 1: of want somebody who's like, you know, at that right angle, Nah,
Speaker 1: trust my spa with anything. You gotta just lie, you
Speaker 1: gotta just say I need this. It's like vitamin B shots.
Speaker 1: Everyone deserves them. Go get yours feel good? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I have a deviated septum, your honor. Could you clean
Speaker 1: my ears? Could you clean up my ears? All right,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break, should we. Yeah? Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: take a quick break, and then we'll be right back
Speaker 1: to uh brag about a news story that we got
Speaker 1: right and everyone else got wrong. Everyone Miles, alright, alright, everybody, everyone,
Speaker 1: and we're back. And Okay, it wasn't everyone. There wasn't
Speaker 1: New York Times. The New York Times got this wrong
Speaker 1: as fuck. A lot of like the l A Times
Speaker 1: all like these mainstream media sources that love the people
Speaker 1: just immediately trust and they're seeing their Trump coverage. They're liberal. Okay, yes,
Speaker 1: granted their liberal. It's like, no, they're not. They are
Speaker 1: right of center. Anyways. So the shoplifting epidemic that was
Speaker 1: sweeping the nation, one of the big people crying foul
Speaker 1: and actually crying wolf was Walgreens, Like I remember this
Speaker 1: being a big story, like before any of them kicked
Speaker 1: it off. Was Walgreens was like I can barely keep
Speaker 1: them Dann doors open in San Francisco because a shoplifting.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just the wild West tearing this family apart.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, and it's like what everybody thought. They were like, so,
Speaker 1: what's it like in California? Like you just don't have
Speaker 1: to pay for stuff, You just walk in and smash
Speaker 1: and grab everything you want from a Walgreens. Is that
Speaker 1: how California is new as a shoplifter? Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: that you can do that everywhere, though it's not just California,
Speaker 1: Live free, sovereign consumer as I called him. But yeah,
Speaker 1: there was this whole thing of like it's destroying the
Speaker 1: economy in San Francisco and like they have to close
Speaker 1: five stores because of the lack of law and order.
Speaker 1: And this guy, the CFO, got on this call and
Speaker 1: he basically said, they, quote, I had too much last
Speaker 1: year about the supposed problem, and they've and as a result,
Speaker 1: they've overspent on security to try and stop the non
Speaker 1: existent bleed. And in fact, when you look at the numbers,
Speaker 1: they said things got better this last year for the
Speaker 1: company in terms of losses. They said that as they
Speaker 1: call it, the charade of shrink, which is like lost
Speaker 1: to the theft, fraud, damages, miss scanned items, etcetera. Fell
Speaker 1: from three and a half percent to around two and
Speaker 1: a half percent. Which is not good by industry standards
Speaker 1: as I've read, But we knew this, and we were
Speaker 1: saying this along with many others that don't rely on
Speaker 1: the words of police and the c suite of companies
Speaker 1: to shape their worldview. Like and the thing that pisces
Speaker 1: me off is that the data was there. Like there
Speaker 1: was a San Francisco Chronicle article that was like I mean,
Speaker 1: and other earnings calls. They talked about how just the
Speaker 1: cost of doing business in San Francisco is really fucking
Speaker 1: difficult because of the real estate costs, and they expanded
Speaker 1: too quickly and they're kind of like and that also
Speaker 1: helped like make the decision that they were going to
Speaker 1: close some locations down. So on top of it all,
Speaker 1: like again, all of this was like there for most
Speaker 1: people to see and just say, I don't I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's quite rising to this, but we were
Speaker 1: just fed this steady stream of like videos of like
Speaker 1: people like shoplifting at pharmacies and you're like, oh no,
Speaker 1: what's going on? And now like the places like CNN
Speaker 1: in the New York Times are writing articles that are
Speaker 1: critical of Walgreens and like, my god, crunching the numbers
Speaker 1: in their reporting to show the US that they were
Speaker 1: lying this whole time. Like stream, I've been to those Walgreens.
Speaker 1: Do you know how hard it is to shoplift gum
Speaker 1: from there? It's impossible. Yeah, they have like cameras, they
Speaker 1: have like metal detectors, they've got security guards everywhere, and
Speaker 1: then they have the mirrors all over the place. Right.
Speaker 1: The also the shrinkage, like they they use this term
Speaker 1: that's like lost from theft that like I feel like
Speaker 1: as from George Castanza, Yeah, I thought it was cold water,
Speaker 1: but I think the like they're always lumping it in
Speaker 1: with something else that is less sexy, but it is
Speaker 1: actually the thing that is causing them to lose more money.
Speaker 1: Like I remember there was a Walmart story about this
Speaker 1: where they were like blaming theft for a huge loss
Speaker 1: of like inventory, but then people actually looked in and
Speaker 1: it's like more more likely you're just bad at tracking
Speaker 1: your inventory. And also you're trying to replace clerks with
Speaker 1: all of these automated self checkouts, and people are inadvertently
Speaker 1: not paying for things or just like conveniently forgetting to
Speaker 1: scan something. Yes, for me, it's inadvertent inconvenient, and they're
Speaker 1: not you know, they just don't want to admit that
Speaker 1: because they just it's a it's a cost saving thing
Speaker 1: that they knew was going to be a problem coming
Speaker 1: into it. But because the media, because these mainstream media
Speaker 1: outlets were so gullible and so just willing to, you know,
Speaker 1: be credulous that like, yes, theft is out of control.
Speaker 1: The pores are coming and they've they're breaking down the
Speaker 1: doors and stealing all our stuff. The poor little billion
Speaker 1: theres worry about the great big poores. It's the same
Speaker 1: reason that they love that, like those doorbuster sales where
Speaker 1: everyone's like you know, pushing each other out of the
Speaker 1: way to get the flat screen TVs. It's like, look
Speaker 1: at these like poor consumers, that's there, you know. They
Speaker 1: love they love a zombie movie. The local news, the
Speaker 1: mainstream media. They love to make it seem like the
Speaker 1: poor people are out of control and hungry masses coming
Speaker 1: in tsunami waves with our claspers ready to take your
Speaker 1: detergent and tide pods and other things. But yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's just all self created. It's just it's the thing
Speaker 1: that really fucking takes my like mind, like blows my mind,
Speaker 1: is that like they actually quoted Alec Carrick a Sandis
Speaker 1: in the New York Times, Like he's been going fucking
Speaker 1: head to head on Twitter, like every time they post
Speaker 1: one of these dumb crime way of pieces, and now
Speaker 1: they want to fucking hit him up for a quote
Speaker 1: about the media's lack of like attention on this or
Speaker 1: just like kind of going you know, really casually along
Speaker 1: with the narratives that were being put up by these
Speaker 1: companies and the police. Like come on, he's surgically disassembled
Speaker 1: every one of these articles that you have like published,
Speaker 1: like in real time, you publish it an hour later
Speaker 1: he has explained, like what, okay, so this quote is
Speaker 1: from a this quote is from the Better Business Bureau
Speaker 1: in your city, Like this quote is just pulled from
Speaker 1: a Walgreens earnings call where it was like conveniently lumped
Speaker 1: in with this other thing that you're losing money on.
Speaker 1: And just like he told you in real time that
Speaker 1: this is bullshit, And now all of a sudden, you're
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm glad they're coming around to the reality
Speaker 1: of their fucked up reporting, but I'm I'm sure that's
Speaker 1: that's not how they're going to you know, portray it
Speaker 1: or even like perceive it. Yeah, it's yeah again. I
Speaker 1: mean this is all again, Like you're saying all of
Speaker 1: the policy or political points that were scored with getting
Speaker 1: the media lockstep with this narrative was basically to push
Speaker 1: back against a lot of the progressive d a's, Like
Speaker 1: Chase of Boudine in San Francisco was ran out on
Speaker 1: a rail because of precisely this narrative of like and
Speaker 1: there's no fucking nothing in San Francisco. Get them out.
Speaker 1: But you look at the primaries and what happened in November,
Speaker 1: A lot more progressive DA's got elected. So it's like this,
Speaker 1: you know, you just you can kind of you it's always,
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's when these these stories come out,
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, of course, y'all everyone, you're all working
Speaker 1: together because the same main this is like a real
Speaker 1: and order episode now right, we need like the yeah,
Speaker 1: like in the in Mark may have California Today New
Speaker 1: York Times San Francisco shoplifting surge. They got a picture
Speaker 1: of Walgreens. Walgreens has closed stores in San Francisco, San
Speaker 1: Francisco because of shoplifting. Is your fucking sub headline on
Speaker 1: like the front image, like and now you're like, wow,
Speaker 1: what happened? Man, shut the shut the funk out of here.
Speaker 1: And that's also your best picture if like hordes of
Speaker 1: shoplifters are invading Walgreens, your best picture is just like
Speaker 1: a closed store. Yeah, just the exterior of one. And
Speaker 1: where where are all the poor zombies? Yeah? It's just
Speaker 1: really anyway, so well done the New York Times and
Speaker 1: CNN and others that breathlessly just paraded this on and
Speaker 1: then now you're like, oh, that guy was just talking bullshit.
Speaker 1: It turns out they only caught the like five times
Speaker 1: I've done it. Yeah, I mean, nobody checks anymore. If
Speaker 1: the if it was a bad strategy for them to,
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what their other option was,
Speaker 1: but their strategy really seemed to be, like, California is
Speaker 1: a socialist failed state that has you know, the socialist
Speaker 1: d as have lost the city, and so everybody elsewhere
Speaker 1: in the country is like, man, California has really like
Speaker 1: gone to ship and you know what, we're fine here,
Speaker 1: it turns out, and oh, not not my progressive deal
Speaker 1: like that, because everybody seems to be voting progressive when
Speaker 1: it comes to he is they're not everybody, but at
Speaker 1: least the people who vote. So they love doing that
Speaker 1: with California period, right, Like we have wildfires and they're like,
Speaker 1: it's because of all the gays rubbing class berst that's California.
Speaker 1: They're terrible and it's God's hand. Yeah, I mean it's like, no, actually,
Speaker 1: our money is all being funneled into the Midwest and
Speaker 1: that's why we have no infrastructure. Look at work. I think,
Speaker 1: what's like you're saying, it helps to have this like
Speaker 1: boogeyman to point to it. Like, you know, I always
Speaker 1: use the metaphor of the m Night Shamalan movie The
Speaker 1: Village to be like, you don't want to go out there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all fucking weird and spooky, like you never you
Speaker 1: couldn't even fucking fathom. But then, oh my god, tell
Speaker 1: me the ending miles don't tell, didn't ending, I didn't ending, alright,
Speaker 1: but a plane flies overhead and that all up anyway,
Speaker 1: all that to say, you know where we we helped
Speaker 1: fulfill that sort of myth for a lot of the
Speaker 1: conservative myth makers who want to you know, do everything
Speaker 1: they can to be like no progress is so fucked
Speaker 1: up and bad, like it leads to walreens closing because
Speaker 1: they actually aggressively expanded and relied on not paying like
Speaker 1: proper wages and automation. Do I get that right? But
Speaker 1: truly it is bad out here, So don't move that here.
Speaker 1: Don't move to Los Angeles, especially where at traffics fucking horrible.
Speaker 1: No front, that's that's real. They got one, I know.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm telling them to funk off this. This
Speaker 1: is the worst that's ever been traffic. I don't know
Speaker 1: what got back from the HOLLI it's it's bad. I've
Speaker 1: tried to go to that fucking Griffith Park Observatory like
Speaker 1: three times, and every time it's like a fucking It's
Speaker 1: like space Mountain. You might get a three hour line.
Speaker 1: You have to like park by the studio in Hollywood. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you get close to walking up the hill. That's why
Speaker 1: you gotta come to Medesk though nobody goes anywhere. And
Speaker 1: it's it's so dumb that to like keep going to
Speaker 1: the same place that is that you know, just as
Speaker 1: beautiful as like twenty other things. All I need to do.
Speaker 1: I ended up just finding a bunch of other better
Speaker 1: parks and take them up to the Mount Wilson Observatory. Man, Hey,
Speaker 1: so anyways, fuck you Griffith Park Observatory. I don't need
Speaker 1: you anyways. So the German, Germany and the US are
Speaker 1: sending tanks to Ukraine. This was a big will they
Speaker 1: won't they for a while and in Germany there was
Speaker 1: a lot of the like send the tanks became a
Speaker 1: talking point. But Germany from the jump was like, we
Speaker 1: won't send it unless the US sends it, and the
Speaker 1: US is like, we're not sending it. And then suddenly
Speaker 1: you do it. They decided to both jump in the
Speaker 1: pool at the same time holding hands. It's you know,
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not a security expert in this, but
Speaker 1: coming out and saying our rationale is I'll do it
Speaker 1: if you do it like that is fundamentally like we
Speaker 1: we've all agreed that peer pressure and doing something because
Speaker 1: someone else did something like is bad, that that's never
Speaker 1: been an acceptable reason to do something, and yet for
Speaker 1: the past, like in the past two months, it seems
Speaker 1: like it's like that we talked about how tech companies
Speaker 1: are just laying off hundreds of thousands of people, and
Speaker 1: it seems to be completely contagion of idea like them
Speaker 1: just being like, well, something we wanted to do because
Speaker 1: we're you know, it's gonna look good a lot more money.
Speaker 1: Actually everyone's going we can't. We can't also show a
Speaker 1: little bump in the numbers by cutting our costs. Yeah. So,
Speaker 1: and then with this that seems like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's a pretty These are two of the world's most
Speaker 1: powerful economies and they're openly sending arms into a battle
Speaker 1: that is the possibility to devolve into World War three,
Speaker 1: and they're like, yeah, I don't know, Like our our
Speaker 1: decision is based on whether the other guy does it,
Speaker 1: and like if he does it, then we're cool too,
Speaker 1: which seems Yeah, there's suicide pac reasoning. I mean, there's
Speaker 1: there's so many reasons why this is. This whole conflict
Speaker 1: is like fucking a lot of things up while also
Speaker 1: making a lot of people rich. Like the UK, the
Speaker 1: UK in the US, they both want Ukraine to be
Speaker 1: Russia's Afghanistan Part two. No way, yeah, exactly because they
Speaker 1: want they want Russia there, They want him to drain.
Speaker 1: They just ay let them bleed slow by having to
Speaker 1: fight by a fucking infinite war, or maybe they end
Speaker 1: up crippling their own economy from trying to win a
Speaker 1: war that you know, we're you know, we're helping fight
Speaker 1: by proxy. And I think that's what there's That's one
Speaker 1: of the reason there's zero mentioned from the UK or
Speaker 1: the US that's anything aside from military aid like no, no, no.
Speaker 1: And then another factor, which is the obvious, the military
Speaker 1: industrial complex and the gas industries, like they're booming right now.
Speaker 1: Sending tanks and sending ship means we're spending money to
Speaker 1: send it. That meaning we're putting money in the pockets
Speaker 1: of the defense manufacturers. They fucking loved this. They would
Speaker 1: love nothing more for like the main, like the main
Speaker 1: sort of take on this is like infinite weapons, infinite weapons,
Speaker 1: infinite weapons. And then the gas part is because Russian
Speaker 1: gas is sanctioned now fract American natural gas is out
Speaker 1: of fucking Bremium. And now everybody, I've also been paying
Speaker 1: attention to what's happening with Iran. All this is going
Speaker 1: on because Russia has such a strong hold on Iran.
Speaker 1: But notice, while Russia has been busy, so has Iran
Speaker 1: been busy? Yeah, exactly, And we're finally seeing some reform
Speaker 1: in Iran and who you know, reform in the Middle
Speaker 1: East usually winds up turning into you know Libya. Hey,
Speaker 1: speaking of Western intervention in Libya, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: And this is the thing, right, Like that's another I'll
Speaker 1: get to that part. Western intervention has a terrible track record,
Speaker 1: has a terrible track record pumping weapons into a place
Speaker 1: where like I don't know, miss let them do something
Speaker 1: with it, you know, like that all pretty much a
Speaker 1: rescue for those weapons will enter the wrong hands or
Speaker 1: get on the black market, and you're and you're going
Speaker 1: to create another problem down the line because of the
Speaker 1: short sightedness of this like policy and like the other
Speaker 1: lead to more war, yeah exactly. And you look at
Speaker 1: like the far right in Ukraine and how much of
Speaker 1: an influence they even have on Zelinski. One of the
Speaker 1: reasons he is having to take a hard mind about
Speaker 1: being like, well, I'm not going to negotiate with the
Speaker 1: Russians is because that's like a hard line for a
Speaker 1: lot of the like the far right in Ukraine, and
Speaker 1: they're influential, so to to to negotiate with Russia could
Speaker 1: could be a very bad look for him. So that's
Speaker 1: why it's like this like no, we can't, we can't negotiate.
Speaker 1: We're doing this, that and the other. But he's also
Speaker 1: said too, it would help if like the more western
Speaker 1: allies came to help negotiate some ship because we don't
Speaker 1: certainly don't want to keep fighting forever. And the US
Speaker 1: is like, all right, fine, here are some tanks. Fine,
Speaker 1: here's some drones, here's some fucking more missiles or whatever.
Speaker 1: But again not to say that the solution here is
Speaker 1: to ignore the situation in Ukraine. But this like well
Speaker 1: worn idea that we need to send our American bang
Speaker 1: bangs to save the people, it just needs to end
Speaker 1: that ship doesn't work, It ends disastrously, and it ends
Speaker 1: up making ship worse for the people that are there
Speaker 1: in the long run. And there were plenty of non
Speaker 1: military options on the table, Like I understand that you
Speaker 1: look at the situation and the smaller nation and is
Speaker 1: being basically transgressed by a larger, more powerful one with
Speaker 1: like you know, with an autocrat at the head of
Speaker 1: it and things like that. But there are there were ways.
Speaker 1: Many economists are like, yeah, man, if you fucking really
Speaker 1: cut the Russian elite off from their money, they're probably
Speaker 1: gonna end up turning on putin that will create a situation,
Speaker 1: but everything we've seen has been so like like with
Speaker 1: kid gloves, if they're not going all the way, because again,
Speaker 1: I think a lot of Western countries are afraid of
Speaker 1: the boomerang effect of like, well, if we start tightening
Speaker 1: the screws on these people in their money like that,
Speaker 1: that's that's some exposure for the elite in this country
Speaker 1: because maybe we're so we're in this fucking weird situation
Speaker 1: where it's like, what are what are we doing? Because
Speaker 1: there are ways to address this, like in a way
Speaker 1: that is we're we're looking at all of the all
Speaker 1: of the levers that can be pulled to create pressure
Speaker 1: to kind of create a more peaceful situation. But I
Speaker 1: think at the end of the day, it's not simple,
Speaker 1: and we we really are doing a disservice to ourselves
Speaker 1: by not considering what the long term effects are of
Speaker 1: just pushing more weapons there and escalating a situation that
Speaker 1: what happens if she gets so bad right and then
Speaker 1: a Republican ends up becoming president, They're like, yeah, fuck
Speaker 1: your brols trying up on World War three, I don't
Speaker 1: give a funk might help the economy, Not to mention
Speaker 1: that like just fundamentally our planet can't handle the carbon
Speaker 1: footprint of war. You know, let's just dismiss that one
Speaker 1: of these Abrahams tanks that's us let uses sucking jet fuel,
Speaker 1: or the German tanks Leopard two, which sounds like a
Speaker 1: mac operating system. But oh yeah when they named him
Speaker 1: there was Leopard D. Yeah. But those when they're all
Speaker 1: cat based. Yeah, but yeah, save all your systems preferences
Speaker 1: to the list instead of the icon. Everything just breaks
Speaker 1: down the But the question that you pose, what are
Speaker 1: we doing? The answer almost always is whatever is going
Speaker 1: to make the most money like that that is seen
Speaker 1: as the correct of course of action. Who for the
Speaker 1: if the elite are able to extract moral wealth and
Speaker 1: resources from this business, that ships not trickling down, like
Speaker 1: healthcare costs are going up. My prescriptions have all gone
Speaker 1: from a cope of fifty cope of a hundred, right,
Speaker 1: and gas is still you know four fifty and above right,
Speaker 1: yeah and a But the people that are in charge
Speaker 1: of that, they're doing well. So they are doing and
Speaker 1: it's why we need to swarm the Walgreens, thank you,
Speaker 1: and steal all the gum. The only men to get
Speaker 1: him but yeah, it's just it's just kind of a thing,
Speaker 1: like I think it's it's interesting when you eat a
Speaker 1: lot of like news around it too, there's always like
Speaker 1: the solution is just like, well, they just need more weapons.
Speaker 1: They need as many weapons as possible. And I get
Speaker 1: I understand that that initial like urge. You're you're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's help. They don't. Man, Yo, we got look at
Speaker 1: all this ship. We we have all these weapons because
Speaker 1: kids don't have healthcare, might as well do. Maybe we
Speaker 1: can get some good out of it. But at the
Speaker 1: end of a day, when you do, you're like, it's
Speaker 1: at our own peril that we ignore all the history.
Speaker 1: Is there there a history between Russia and Germany? Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're just coming up on the anniversary of the of
Speaker 1: Stalingrad And that's a huge thing issue too, that a
Speaker 1: lot of translation party or something, But that's a huge
Speaker 1: thing that German people also mindful of, is like their
Speaker 1: history of like looking at like aggressors, what that looks
Speaker 1: like in the context of like Russian German relations, They
Speaker 1: clearly also want to be able to find a way
Speaker 1: to say, like what are you gonna do just like
Speaker 1: turn Russia into a hermit nation, like there's still people
Speaker 1: there that like our people, and like they're gonna suffer.
Speaker 1: But is there a way to like try and make
Speaker 1: this work without fully, you know, seeding to to Vladimir
Speaker 1: Putin or whatever. Again, that's why this ship is so
Speaker 1: so complex. But at the end of the day, it's
Speaker 1: most lines lead back to someone's making money, and that's
Speaker 1: why it helps to have this conflict continue. It really
Speaker 1: seems like like it is the story the New York
Speaker 1: Times have been waiting for, and every day like it's
Speaker 1: the number one top headline, and it's always just breathlessly
Speaker 1: reporting about like you like now, the Biden announced the
Speaker 1: thirty one Abraham's tanks for Ukraine, but says the move
Speaker 1: is not meant to escalate the war, and I don't
Speaker 1: know that's just also like these specific tanks, the Pentagon
Speaker 1: was specifically saying, like, oh, that's a terrible idea because yeah,
Speaker 1: and I was, like you said, they they run on
Speaker 1: jet fuel. And this is a war that is being
Speaker 1: fought in a place with very tenuous supply lines, so
Speaker 1: you need you need a place with like open supply lines.
Speaker 1: If you're it would be very easy to just completely
Speaker 1: cut cut these off from any fuel source, so we
Speaker 1: won't be sending those. And now they're like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess we will be because I don't know someone's gonna
Speaker 1: pay for it. We're good. Yeah, I mean there's like
Speaker 1: I apparently can run on all kinds of fuel sources. Hey,
Speaker 1: mility tank operators, I get, let us know exactly what's
Speaker 1: going on there. But again there like that's the other
Speaker 1: thing a lot of Germans are saying too. It's like
Speaker 1: they said yes, but like it could take a long
Speaker 1: time for their ship to even reach the front. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then we're already putting it in there, so they're like,
Speaker 1: are they really actually gonna be? Is the US really
Speaker 1: sending their tanks? And it's just a very you know,
Speaker 1: it's it's a very delicate situation. But the long term
Speaker 1: effects are like we'd we never consider when when we
Speaker 1: get into this mood in this country, Yeah, this on
Speaker 1: this planet? Yeah, yeah for sure? What are those right? Yes?
Speaker 1: And the things that he has said more these like
Speaker 1: fucking carbon emitting war machines over there, what the hell? Man,
Speaker 1: let's double up on the fund up part, like, well,
Speaker 1: we're waiting for a coral to produce its own sunscreen
Speaker 1: right within its d n A Like California just had
Speaker 1: a tour. We had a literal tornado here, did you? Yeah, California? Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah. I live in the Central Valley now and
Speaker 1: we had I had an actual I'll send it to you.
Speaker 1: I had an actual tornado alert at four am? Oh
Speaker 1: my god? How was that was it? I'm guessing it
Speaker 1: was okay. Oh I'm a California so it was phenomenal.
Speaker 1: I was so excited. I couldn't believe I got picked.
Speaker 1: I just felt so flattered by the weather. That is
Speaker 1: something that I've had to like promise my kids doesn't
Speaker 1: happen here. So tornado, Yeah. Half half of my conversation
Speaker 1: with my kids are like, okay, so, like how big
Speaker 1: would a tsunamibe that was like coming down the street,
Speaker 1: and what like a flat flood? Could a flat flood
Speaker 1: happened here? Could a flat flood happened here? Could a
Speaker 1: flat flood happened here? Just say no, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't even bother explaining. I remember my mom was like, man,
Speaker 1: you no fucking I remember like when I was a
Speaker 1: kid there like there was really bad flooding one year
Speaker 1: and like in Riverside, California. But I lived off a
Speaker 1: street called Riverside. Is that there, like? And my mom
Speaker 1: was like, no, that's like way somewhere else, and it
Speaker 1: was like, can that happen? It's like, no, ship like
Speaker 1: that will never happen. They always got me to be
Speaker 1: like it happened. It happened there. All right, let's take
Speaker 1: a quick break and we'll be right back. And we're back,
Speaker 1: and there is a hot market right now for a
Speaker 1: very specific type of water. The people are no, it's
Speaker 1: actually uh splash Mountain. Oh splsh Monton, Yeah, splash Montona
Speaker 1: of aline. No, unfortunately, And that's a bit of a myth,
Speaker 1: is what they say. At Disney World. They're real, particularly
Speaker 1: like don't find that alkalized life crap. But we talked
Speaker 1: about the Splash Mountain craze that reached like fever Pitch
Speaker 1: on Sunday because Disney World is like they're running the
Speaker 1: log Flume for like the last time before they revamp
Speaker 1: it to like less racist, and this had many sick
Speaker 1: people crying over this woke change. So they did everything
Speaker 1: they could to see the shitty animatronics one last time.
Speaker 1: But I guess the water is surprised. Now I believe
Speaker 1: this is a scam. Now that like people who are
Speaker 1: really clever saying, I bet these fucking people would buy
Speaker 1: some ship if you told him it was Splash Mountain
Speaker 1: Water because on the takeout they did a search for
Speaker 1: Splash Mountain Water. There are a d eBay listings at
Speaker 1: the time of that the article came out and they
Speaker 1: said most auctions are around twenty bucks. Some are saying
Speaker 1: you've got to buy it now for six what what
Speaker 1: is this the night that makes sense because you might
Speaker 1: need that Splash Mountain Water fast. So they're putting premium
Speaker 1: on quick turnaround. And like all of the listing pictures
Speaker 1: are identical to like, so it's like, okay, is this
Speaker 1: like one seller or multiple people. Then there's a there's
Speaker 1: another listing that the bottle comes with a certificate of
Speaker 1: authentic city and the water looks like it's slightly more
Speaker 1: blue colored and a thousand dollars, so maybe legit. I
Speaker 1: have to get on eBay. I gotta get that ship.
Speaker 1: I mean, but what's like the like to a person
Speaker 1: who's like, I gotta have the water, It's gonna be
Speaker 1: the same fucking water. It's not like the waters. We
Speaker 1: got the racism in it. I've got the last bottle
Speaker 1: of racist Splash Mountain water. Like, I don't understand the
Speaker 1: value really because it seems like even if you were
Speaker 1: that into it, how the fund you improve it? And
Speaker 1: also anybody could finesse you if it's if they're really
Speaker 1: just telling you a bottle of water, how free? Really?
Speaker 1: Do do we think they're swishing that water out? Also
Speaker 1: the Splash Mountain water, it's from what I've read, because
Speaker 1: I started to I wanted to understand, like what is
Speaker 1: going on with the water. Like at the rides, they
Speaker 1: say like it's not purified or filtered, but they do
Speaker 1: like put a bunch of chemicals in it, but you
Speaker 1: can smell so yeah, yeah, it's like extra extra chlorinated
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, it's got to be so heavily chlorinated.
Speaker 1: Isn't there a joke in the Simpsons where they go
Speaker 1: on there it's a small world, and drink the water
Speaker 1: start tripping. Yeah, exactly, it's so chlorinated. It's so like
Speaker 1: chemically processed. I mean, I put all my fingers and
Speaker 1: toes in there. Come on, yeah, we all do, right,
Speaker 1: that's what we do. Yeah, you gotta touch it, Yeah, exactly. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's like a fun little game we play. There's been
Speaker 1: another thing too where someone was like, oh, like they
Speaker 1: snagged water from pirates of the Caribbean and then like
Speaker 1: cooked with it, like took the bottle home and then
Speaker 1: like made food with it, and then what did That's
Speaker 1: probably how they got pregnant exactly. I didn't want to
Speaker 1: say that, but you know, that's exactly what happened. Three
Speaker 1: days later I gave birth. That was us, like Captain
Speaker 1: Jack Sparrow, I mean, my ears, I don't think. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd imagine that's probably a bit. But then other people like,
Speaker 1: well it's boiled, so so it's fine, probably fine. Like
Speaker 1: those are the same people that drink their peak. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know right, it's it's basically what what did they say?
Speaker 1: It's sterile, so probably drink up your peak. I mean,
Speaker 1: do whatever you want. Just I'm not just missed me
Speaker 1: with your racist like relic water that you're so like
Speaker 1: hopped up on. But yeah, I mean that poor that
Speaker 1: poor woman. She named her daughter Brier and forever will
Speaker 1: be an obscure name because Splash Mountains will ever use
Speaker 1: the word again. Yeah, alright, Golden Eye coming back despite
Speaker 1: maybe because of the warring Ukraine. Waitw so this is
Speaker 1: it's a very complicated story. So the Nintendo sixty four
Speaker 1: game Golden Eye, there's been rumors it was going to
Speaker 1: come back. There's actually a YouTube video that was leaked
Speaker 1: that was like supposedly a remastered edition, and people at
Speaker 1: first were like, that's just like a fan account or
Speaker 1: like a fan hack where they you know, re remade it.
Speaker 1: But the more people looked into it, the more they
Speaker 1: were like, actually, no, this looks like it was a
Speaker 1: real remaster and it looks like it was really cool,
Speaker 1: and which I don't even know what, like, what is
Speaker 1: a really cool I think because it had like a
Speaker 1: bunch of it was like upresed, so the graphics were
Speaker 1: like way sharper, like it looked like a modern version
Speaker 1: even though it was very much Golden I like all
Speaker 1: the detail, like of the renderings and stuff for much
Speaker 1: of the film, the details of the Polly Grandma heads,
Speaker 1: the polygraph polygraph shaped or not polygraph polygon polygon shaped
Speaker 1: heads as Jesus American super sharp. Yeah. But so the
Speaker 1: new re releases gonna show up on Nintendo Switches, Nintendo
Speaker 1: Switch Online, Expansion Pass, and Xbox game passed this week January,
Speaker 1: so just tomorrow, okay, welcome Anyways, It's apparently been in
Speaker 1: the work for more than a decade. Fans first call
Speaker 1: wind that there was a remastered edition when a leaked
Speaker 1: video of someone playing hit YouTube, but no one knew
Speaker 1: like why it had been made but never released, and
Speaker 1: the delay apparently had to do with lights and licensing problems.
Speaker 1: The developers of the game were owned by Microsoft at
Speaker 1: that time, they had to make a deal with Nintendo,
Speaker 1: and even when they reached the deal, it's still had
Speaker 1: to get the okay from MGM, who owns the rights
Speaker 1: to James Bond and apparently the like I never really
Speaker 1: thought about this, but the fit between Nintendo and Golden
Speaker 1: Eye being like a bloody like shoot him up, It's
Speaker 1: not that's not their style. That's not their style at all.
Speaker 1: There's yeah, there's this an anecdote that I love where
Speaker 1: they went to the like Nintendo with the final game,
Speaker 1: and Nintendo complained to the development team there was too
Speaker 1: much close up killing and suggested a scene be added
Speaker 1: at the end where you got to shake hands with
Speaker 1: all your enemies in the hospital. Thank you, She given
Speaker 1: me Amoto for that wonderful suggestion. The the Mario Goat
Speaker 1: was like, how about I mean, I get you, I
Speaker 1: get that you exploded him with a proximity minding the
Speaker 1: bathroom stall. What about the end he's all bands up
Speaker 1: and you go friendship those proximity minds where the ship?
Speaker 1: Did you really play the battle version with proximity mind Yeah,
Speaker 1: you had to all proximity minds. It was so good.
Speaker 1: That was the funniest way to like lure someone in
Speaker 1: and then just like throw a bunch of proximity minds
Speaker 1: in a doorway. But anyway, so this game wasn't was
Speaker 1: too violent for some, It was too violent for a
Speaker 1: lot of people, and it was too violent for the
Speaker 1: entire nation of Germany, like it has only recently been
Speaker 1: released in Germany for most of the history of the game,
Speaker 1: they were like, fuck, no, this is like four kids
Speaker 1: and you're using like realistic weapons to murder each other.
Speaker 1: Like we never minded. I certainly didn't, but in retrospect
Speaker 1: and like, look at us now, we're pushing the Germans
Speaker 1: to send tanks maybe to play some Golden I you'd
Speaker 1: be more on this ship. Like it was said to
Speaker 1: be rereleased last summer two, being the games anniversary, but
Speaker 1: then the game was placed in limbo because of the
Speaker 1: war between Russia and Ukraine. Because the game is like
Speaker 1: for anyone who hasn't played a long time, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're the Russian the bad guys. You're killing like people
Speaker 1: in like Russian soldiers, Like there they are the number
Speaker 1: one murder victim of this game if you just take
Speaker 1: every kill that's happened across Golden Eye games over the
Speaker 1: course of history. I guess not in battle mode, but
Speaker 1: or could you play German or Russian soldiers in battle mode?
Speaker 1: Could you like be a Russian soldier? I think you
Speaker 1: could pick your character, couldn't you? Oh yeah, I think
Speaker 1: the right, right, the bad guy Boris right. And then
Speaker 1: there was remember you could be odd Job. Job was
Speaker 1: the best because you couldn't shoot him straight up, like
Speaker 1: you couldn't duck down really where you had to duck down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, there was Bond Natalia. You could be Zena
Speaker 1: a room of Alan Cumming, who was Boris? Yeah, like
Speaker 1: there were there were a few options. Yeah, there was
Speaker 1: that could just be Russian soldier I guess, or something
Speaker 1: I forgot that was Alan Cummings. That's amazing. I mean vincible.
Speaker 1: I spiked them. That's my favorite line. You know what,
Speaker 1: that game had math in it. There were timed minds.
Speaker 1: You had to count that hit. Yeah, thank you, and
Speaker 1: the hardest math of all, counting hunting down from a number.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was Germany labeled at media harmful to
Speaker 1: young persons up until like that's how long it took there,
Speaker 1: So they're just that is why their culture is so
Speaker 1: far behind. I blame that for the popularity of David
Speaker 1: Haselhoff's recording career is because they just were installed in
Speaker 1: a pre Golden Eye world. Yeah, come on, be more
Speaker 1: like us, where we've got it figured out. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it is weird that it's now being rereleased just one
Speaker 1: week after Britain confirmed plans to send military equipment to Ukraine.
Speaker 1: Like it makes it seem like the main reason it
Speaker 1: was delayed was because James Bond, even in video game form,
Speaker 1: needs to follow official foreign policy objectives and like the
Speaker 1: UK military, opposing Russia and the real world is the
Speaker 1: only way that the digital James Bond can be sent
Speaker 1: into battled computerized Russian soldiers. So My six has deemed
Speaker 1: the operation go. It's a go, It's a co operation
Speaker 1: Golden Eye. Wow. Well anyway we took that up and
Speaker 1: show my baby Proximity minds. Well, was our such a
Speaker 1: pleasure having you as always, such a pleasure being here. Congratulations,
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Congratulations to you two miles, Thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you. Are you ready? Are you ready coming up?
Speaker 1: You know I had a few things on it to
Speaker 1: do list that I have to do before Liken the
Speaker 1: the car seat thing installation, it's a whole other thing.
Speaker 1: I had to go get that inspecting and ship. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it's what's fine? Did you get my homegirl gave me
Speaker 1: her old one. It's a don't I got to look
Speaker 1: at Maxie cozy or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, class, you
Speaker 1: know you like that? You want that base to pop offs?
Speaker 1: You can throw it on the stroller, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean? That one's amazing And see this is this
Speaker 1: is the new ship I'm talking about instead of Proximity Mind.
Speaker 1: Thanks a lot, baby, thanks baby, Oh no baby, diaper explosions.
Speaker 1: I could have been talking about a twenty six year
Speaker 1: old game. Zara, Where can people find you and follow you?
Speaker 1: You can find me follow me at Snap Judgment podcast.
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Speaker 1: I'm really glad to bring this to you all. I
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Speaker 1: putting up drywall. Oh I may have seen this. Is it?
Speaker 1: Is he doing a bathroom? Yes, and he's like doing
Speaker 1: like an arch in it. Oh my god, that arch
Speaker 1: that arch yo, the way he fucking cuts the drywall
Speaker 1: with the back and he's like, spice it, Vaness. I
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Speaker 1: because I think it's one of those viral videos. But yeah,
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Speaker 1: That is Yeah. The videos fucking wild. I'm obsessed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: holy shit, that's awesome. Miles. Where can people find you?
Speaker 1: Follow you? And what is a tweet or some work
Speaker 1: of media you've been enjoying? That's just so funny that
Speaker 1: two just watch this guy work drywall, right, is better
Speaker 1: than any fucking thing Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos could
Speaker 1: do with their hands and their fucking life, and these
Speaker 1: assholes think they're the fucking answer, like Allen Iverson. Okay, Anyway,
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