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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to season two seventy two,

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Speaker 1: Episode four of tur Daylies Like Guys Say, production of

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Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we take

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Speaker 1: a deep dive into America's share consciousness. I like to

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Speaker 1: do that one like you might be a red kneck

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Speaker 1: take a deep dive and do America's share content. It's Thursday.

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Speaker 1: I'm not worthy of the Fox Thursday January six, twenty six.

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Speaker 1: I would say, huh six, you said sick? I said six.

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Speaker 1: I skipped the twenty. I might be getting gated. I'm out.

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Speaker 1: I'm on a new mic right now. I'm in the studio.

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Speaker 1: Why trust you said it is Thursday, January twenty six,

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Speaker 1: twenty three. You know you don't just to tell the

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Speaker 1: people where shout and all partners out. There's National spouses Day,

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Speaker 1: it's in a National customs day. It's National Peanut brittle Day,

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Speaker 1: National green juice Day. Oh Man and Dolda as the

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Speaker 1: gang going get a big dog up your mit because

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Speaker 1: it's also Australia. Die dog up you ross. Does that

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Speaker 1: mean get sucked by a dog? I forget where. Yeah

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Speaker 1: it's that or I'm not here to fox spiders. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: go and get a dog up you Is it's like

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Speaker 1: song way to tell someone to fuck up? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm going to get a big fucking dog up. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So you're telling me to get sucked by a dog?

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Speaker 1: Is that? It's like just banter? It's more banter, right,

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Speaker 1: like how just banter me? Just like such crude. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Shout out all the parting as well. Yeah, my name's

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Speaker 1: Jack O'Brien. A k oh my old you got a

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Speaker 1: ks about weed. But I'm just hate toes O'Brien. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm just hate tease o breen. Oh baby, that is

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Speaker 1: courtesy of Oh my god, I forgot to copy your name.

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Speaker 1: I believe it's Lex Lugie, the one, the one and

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Speaker 1: only Labria, the Mr Lugubrious and so sure, I'm not okay,

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Speaker 1: okay making sure. I just want to make I don't

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Speaker 1: want I don't want anyone's feelings hurt. We'd like to

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Speaker 1: do proper attribution. All right, Well, I'm thrilled to be

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Speaker 1: joined as always by my co host, Mr Miles. Oh wait,

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Speaker 1: I didn't I never said it is Mr. It is

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Speaker 1: at Lex Lugi, Mr Lugubrious, who gave me my a

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Speaker 1: k ship. Shout out to you, sir, and I'm thrilled

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Speaker 1: to be joined as always by my co host, Mr

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Speaker 1: Miles Gray. We're kind of done with November. We're done

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Speaker 1: within November. You'll tell the Night Gang. We're done win November, Jackuary, February, March,

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Speaker 1: April Gray, these are the new days that we will

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Speaker 1: obey Scouty Magoo because you said we're a buck, We're

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Speaker 1: off this Calindria. What was it clindrical cylindrical system Ben

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Speaker 1: Bowling told us about, But yeah, I shout out s

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Speaker 1: Scouting mcgo on the discord wide cleft back. I was

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Speaker 1: just listening to that album the Carnival where you have

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Speaker 1: to listen to that probably in twenty years I love.

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Speaker 1: I remember that was like back in the day when

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Speaker 1: I had to like pick up dogshit to get CD

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Speaker 1: money and because of that, like I was like, I

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Speaker 1: have to listen to every single album on this or

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Speaker 1: every single track on this album, and I just kind

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Speaker 1: of went back. He's like, damn, like I even know

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Speaker 1: the weird deep cuts on here, like some fizzy when

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Speaker 1: he's singing in Creo. Yeah, yeah, that was that was

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Speaker 1: a banger. Wait did you have to did dog Walkers

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Speaker 1: hire you to pick up their dog, like were the

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Speaker 1: dog walker and the poop and like my dog was

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Speaker 1: shipped in the yard and my parents were like, yeah, man,

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Speaker 1: get like a get a dime for every piece of ship. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but they didn't know me. I was already on my

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Speaker 1: way to being a drug dealer, so I knew to

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Speaker 1: break these big pieces of ship down into small pieces

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Speaker 1: of s. Had to cut. Had to cut the dog

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Speaker 1: ship and set it back to him at inflated cause, Baby,

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Speaker 1: I've always had my mind on the money. Okay, well, Miles,

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Speaker 1: we are thrilled to be joined in our third seat

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Speaker 1: by one of our favorite TVZ guests, a very funny

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Speaker 1: comedian and activists, the host of the great award winning

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Speaker 1: podcast Good Muslim, Bad Muslim, the senior Fellow on Comedy

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Speaker 1: at the Pop Culture Collapse. She's written in The New

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Speaker 1: York Times. Performed a piece on NPRS Fresh Air for

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Speaker 1: some person named Terry grow Gross Gross, some some dude

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Speaker 1: named Terry Gross like Terry Bradshaw. It is the hilarious.

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Speaker 1: The towns are normal? What up now? A Snap judgment

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Speaker 1: producer coming your way? Snap Judgment producer, judge producer in

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Speaker 1: the building. What's new? All right? Oh you know, I

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Speaker 1: was at the Academy Museum and I just took a

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Speaker 1: picture with Bruce the original Jaws that was onto splait.

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Speaker 1: Shut up. Yeah, yeah, have you been to the Academy muzoom.

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Speaker 1: I'm dying to go. They got they got to hang

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Speaker 1: you did that, mon Yeah, I went last weekend. Oh dope.

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Speaker 1: I was like kind of scouting it out to see

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Speaker 1: if my kids would be interested in it, and the

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Speaker 1: answer yes, it gets a hell you we're gonna plan

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Speaker 1: a trip the sharks and now they're really into Star

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Speaker 1: Wars and they got our two and C three po. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the shark's body is a little as a little funky

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Speaker 1: though it's it's weird. Well I'm not as like, you know,

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Speaker 1: close to the franchise as the two of you, so

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Speaker 1: I'm probably the last person to be able to point

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Speaker 1: out the discrepancies and shortcomings of the right. But it's cool.

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Speaker 1: And yet neither of you invited me. Yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I just didn't how show you this picture though? Whoa had?

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Speaker 1: I had the text message, but I just didn't. I

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Speaker 1: didn't send it because I was like, gosh, she's gonna

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Speaker 1: she's gonna roast me. She's gonna show my kids. She

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Speaker 1: knows way more about, she goes way more about, you know,

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Speaker 1: all that hard hitting comedy from Czara Norbach Roastmaster General Ship. Also,

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Speaker 1: I didn't I had never really noticed that Bruce has penis.

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Speaker 1: You know, she doesn't have weird double penises that hang

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Speaker 1: down below. Oh yeah, those two little like I was like,

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Speaker 1: what are those baby fishes on the bottom, And I'm like, Dick,

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Speaker 1: that's shark penis, because don't they have like little fins

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Speaker 1: on it? Yeah, great white sharks. Dick, google Bruce. Gott

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Speaker 1: Let me see if I can. Oh yeah, here, I'll share.

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Speaker 1: I'll share the screen. Oh justin, let me get screenshare

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Speaker 1: really quick. We gotta. I gotta do the Lord's work

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Speaker 1: and show people this sharks penis. Yeah, I need to

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Speaker 1: see this. Here we go. These things, these things right here,

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Speaker 1: these they're called claspers. Well they look like yeah, class

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Speaker 1: bar a friendly ghost. Oh yeah, that's what mine looked like.

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Speaker 1: They're gray like that. You and a lot of people

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Speaker 1: talk about how the effects didn't work very well for Bruce,

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Speaker 1: and that's why they didn't show Bruce that much. The

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Speaker 1: real reason is it was just obscene. Bruce is hanging

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Speaker 1: door man, he's got a big old thing. Class man,

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Speaker 1: he had a whale. Class I thought. I called mine

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Speaker 1: to the classmers. Come here, baby, get the classers. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: get the classpers. They also it's the reason that they

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Speaker 1: had to invent the plot line of all the dinosaurs

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Speaker 1: on Draft Park being women, because they didn't want to

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Speaker 1: repeat the mistake and have just dinosaurs with big dicks?

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Speaker 1: Do they have class urs too? Who even knows? I mean,

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Speaker 1: is that even think you have searched? I don't think

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Speaker 1: we've figured it out. I don't. I don't know that

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Speaker 1: of her classmers. Maybe I can. Maybe I should ask

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Speaker 1: Ai to be like, what what does a t rex

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Speaker 1: penis look like? Tell me? Now? I just ask Katie Golden.

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Speaker 1: She probably knows. Yeah, I think I have. Actually, so

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Speaker 1: don't because I think he was like, could you stop

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Speaker 1: as Jack forget what the matter? Jack forgot? Anyways, Zara,

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Speaker 1: it is wonderful to be here, thrilled to have you back.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna get to know you a little bit better

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Speaker 1: in a moment. First, we're gonna tell the listeners. A

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Speaker 1: couple of the things we're talking about. One of the

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Speaker 1: things we're talking about is we were fucking right about

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Speaker 1: Walgreen's and their quote unquote shoplifting problem. I mean, we

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Speaker 1: knew we were right, but it's just it's kind of

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Speaker 1: gratifying that they have come out and been like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: the dailies ageist was right essentially in their earnings call,

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Speaker 1: and now the New York Times is coming back and

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Speaker 1: being like, how I just I can't believe it, but yeah,

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Speaker 1: basically and their earnings called, they were like, we spent

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Speaker 1: like five shoplifting cases. We caught them all on camera

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Speaker 1: I never and now they're even quoting Alec Carrick Kitzantus. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: about that. Just do a you know, a couple of

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Speaker 1: I'll do it if you do it. That's legitimately what

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Speaker 1: they're saying. They're like, well, we were doing it because

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Speaker 1: they're doing it, so yeah, but it's yeah, that's why. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: people are bottling and selling Splash mountain water. It's called gatorade. No,

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Speaker 1: it's a thing that they're doing on eBay, and you

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Speaker 1: back despite or maybe because of the war in Ukraine.

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Speaker 1: So we'll talk about that plenty more. But before we

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Speaker 1: to ask our guests what is something from your search history?

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Speaker 1: Search history was, Oh, well, some news. I'm I'm pregnant. Wow,

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Speaker 1: look at us, look at us parents to be the

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Speaker 1: three of us. Now, yeah, I know, we're a family. Family.

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Speaker 1: It's about your found family, but it's also about the

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Speaker 1: family that you birth from. Your wonderful news are schedulation.

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Speaker 1: Me and my class birds are hard at work and

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Speaker 1: I have been having so many nightmares. So my whole

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Speaker 1: search history is just like, is my baby dad? How

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Speaker 1: do I know my baby's dead? Did I kill my baby? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: We were just talking about that. Like there's like a

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Speaker 1: was like, what's a piece of it? Like, what's something

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Speaker 1: you don't think about when you become a parent And

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Speaker 1: for the rest of your life. God, and it's never

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Speaker 1: gonna end. I will, Like I watched them sleep, and

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, what if they like forget to breathe though, Like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's it's very scary, but it's also like, you know,

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Speaker 1: as bad as that is, like the good stuff is

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Speaker 1: And then I stopped feeling her moving and I was

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Speaker 1: like crying, three o'clock in the morning, She's dead. I

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Speaker 1: did something wrong. It's me. It's all me, even though

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Speaker 1: I felt too bad to tell you yesterday she wasn't moving.

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Speaker 1: They were something to write home about. What is something

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Speaker 1: I can't believe you're pregnant. It is so hard to

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Speaker 1: get pregnant. It took use It took us three years. Wow. Yeah, okay.

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Speaker 1: We did a round of IVF that failed, and then

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Speaker 1: detergent and tide pods and other things. But yeah, it's

419
00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:58,760
Speaker 1: it's just all self created. It's just it's the thing

420
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:02,320
Speaker 1: that really fucking takes my like mind, like blows my mind,

421
00:26:02,359 --> 00:26:05,159
Speaker 1: is that like they actually quoted Alec Carrick a Sandis

422
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 1: in the New York Times, Like he's been going fucking

423
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:11,600
Speaker 1: head to head on Twitter, like every time they post

424
00:26:11,640 --> 00:26:14,879
Speaker 1: one of these dumb crime way of pieces, and now

425
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 1: they want to fucking hit him up for a quote

426
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 1: about the media's lack of like attention on this or

427
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:24,720
Speaker 1: just like kind of going you know, really casually along

428
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,480
Speaker 1: with the narratives that were being put up by these

429
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 1: companies and the police. Like come on, he's surgically disassembled

430
00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,800
Speaker 1: every one of these articles that you have like published,

431
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 1: like in real time, you publish it an hour later

432
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 1: he has explained, like what, okay, so this quote is

433
00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,480
Speaker 1: from a this quote is from the Better Business Bureau

434
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,640
Speaker 1: in your city, Like this quote is just pulled from

435
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 1: a Walgreens earnings call where it was like conveniently lumped

436
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:56,560
Speaker 1: in with this other thing that you're losing money on.

437
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,679
Speaker 1: And just like he told you in real time that

438
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:02,440
Speaker 1: this is bullshit, And now all of a sudden, you're

439
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm glad they're coming around to the reality

440
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:09,080
Speaker 1: of their fucked up reporting, but I'm I'm sure that's

441
00:27:09,119 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 1: that's not how they're going to you know, portray it

442
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 1: or even like perceive it. Yeah, it's yeah again. I

443
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,399
Speaker 1: mean this is all again, Like you're saying all of

444
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 1: the policy or political points that were scored with getting

445
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 1: the media lockstep with this narrative was basically to push

446
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,919
Speaker 1: back against a lot of the progressive d a's, Like

447
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,919
Speaker 1: Chase of Boudine in San Francisco was ran out on

448
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 1: a rail because of precisely this narrative of like and

449
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 1: there's no fucking nothing in San Francisco. Get them out.

450
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:43,640
Speaker 1: But you look at the primaries and what happened in November,

451
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:48,120
Speaker 1: A lot more progressive DA's got elected. So it's like this,

452
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:51,000
Speaker 1: you know, you just you can kind of you it's always,

453
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 1: you know, it's it's when these these stories come out,

454
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, of course, y'all everyone, you're all working

455
00:27:56,040 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: together because the same main this is like a real

456
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:04,040
Speaker 1: and order episode now right, we need like the yeah,

457
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 1: like in the in Mark may have California Today New

458
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 1: York Times San Francisco shoplifting surge. They got a picture

459
00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:15,840
Speaker 1: of Walgreens. Walgreens has closed stores in San Francisco, San

460
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 1: Francisco because of shoplifting. Is your fucking sub headline on

461
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,160
Speaker 1: like the front image, like and now you're like, wow,

462
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 1: what happened? Man, shut the shut the funk out of here.

463
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:29,760
Speaker 1: And that's also your best picture if like hordes of

464
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: shoplifters are invading Walgreens, your best picture is just like

465
00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 1: a closed store. Yeah, just the exterior of one. And

466
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 1: where where are all the poor zombies? Yeah? It's just

467
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 1: really anyway, so well done the New York Times and

468
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,440
Speaker 1: CNN and others that breathlessly just paraded this on and

469
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:51,560
Speaker 1: then now you're like, oh, that guy was just talking bullshit.

470
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 1: It turns out they only caught the like five times

471
00:28:56,240 --> 00:29:00,280
Speaker 1: I've done it. Yeah, I mean, nobody checks anymore. If

472
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:03,560
Speaker 1: the if it was a bad strategy for them to,

473
00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know what their other option was,

474
00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 1: but their strategy really seemed to be, like, California is

475
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:13,600
Speaker 1: a socialist failed state that has you know, the socialist

476
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:18,640
Speaker 1: d as have lost the city, and so everybody elsewhere

477
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 1: in the country is like, man, California has really like

478
00:29:21,600 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: gone to ship and you know what, we're fine here,

479
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:28,680
Speaker 1: it turns out, and oh, not not my progressive deal

480
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 1: like that, because everybody seems to be voting progressive when

481
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,960
Speaker 1: it comes to he is they're not everybody, but at

482
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 1: least the people who vote. So they love doing that

483
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,760
Speaker 1: with California period, right, Like we have wildfires and they're like,

484
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 1: it's because of all the gays rubbing class berst that's California.

485
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 1: They're terrible and it's God's hand. Yeah, I mean it's like, no, actually,

486
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: our money is all being funneled into the Midwest and

487
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:58,360
Speaker 1: that's why we have no infrastructure. Look at work. I think,

488
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 1: what's like you're saying, it helps to have this like

489
00:30:02,200 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 1: boogeyman to point to it. Like, you know, I always

490
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 1: use the metaphor of the m Night Shamalan movie The

491
00:30:07,360 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 1: Village to be like, you don't want to go out there. Yeah,

492
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:13,440
Speaker 1: it's all fucking weird and spooky, like you never you

493
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,760
Speaker 1: couldn't even fucking fathom. But then, oh my god, tell

494
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 1: me the ending miles don't tell, didn't ending, I didn't ending, alright,

495
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 1: but a plane flies overhead and that all up anyway,

496
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 1: all that to say, you know where we we helped

497
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 1: fulfill that sort of myth for a lot of the

498
00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,760
Speaker 1: conservative myth makers who want to you know, do everything

499
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 1: they can to be like no progress is so fucked

500
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 1: up and bad, like it leads to walreens closing because

501
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 1: they actually aggressively expanded and relied on not paying like

502
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:43,320
Speaker 1: proper wages and automation. Do I get that right? But

503
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 1: truly it is bad out here, So don't move that here.

504
00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: Don't move to Los Angeles, especially where at traffics fucking horrible.

505
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 1: No front, that's that's real. They got one, I know.

506
00:30:52,280 --> 00:30:55,560
Speaker 1: That's why I'm telling them to funk off this. This

507
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 1: is the worst that's ever been traffic. I don't know

508
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,840
Speaker 1: what got back from the HOLLI it's it's bad. I've

509
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:06,000
Speaker 1: tried to go to that fucking Griffith Park Observatory like

510
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 1: three times, and every time it's like a fucking It's

511
00:31:09,120 --> 00:31:12,440
Speaker 1: like space Mountain. You might get a three hour line.

512
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:15,720
Speaker 1: You have to like park by the studio in Hollywood. Yeah,

513
00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: you get close to walking up the hill. That's why

514
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: you gotta come to Medesk though nobody goes anywhere. And

515
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,200
Speaker 1: it's it's so dumb that to like keep going to

516
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 1: the same place that is that you know, just as

517
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:30,760
Speaker 1: beautiful as like twenty other things. All I need to do.

518
00:31:30,880 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 1: I ended up just finding a bunch of other better

519
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:36,680
Speaker 1: parks and take them up to the Mount Wilson Observatory. Man, Hey,

520
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:40,400
Speaker 1: so anyways, fuck you Griffith Park Observatory. I don't need

521
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 1: you anyways. So the German, Germany and the US are

522
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:49,080
Speaker 1: sending tanks to Ukraine. This was a big will they

523
00:31:49,120 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 1: won't they for a while and in Germany there was

524
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:57,480
Speaker 1: a lot of the like send the tanks became a

525
00:31:57,560 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 1: talking point. But Germany from the jump was like, we

526
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: won't send it unless the US sends it, and the

527
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,640
Speaker 1: US is like, we're not sending it. And then suddenly

528
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: you do it. They decided to both jump in the

529
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 1: pool at the same time holding hands. It's you know,

530
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not a security expert in this, but

531
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 1: coming out and saying our rationale is I'll do it

532
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:27,200
Speaker 1: if you do it like that is fundamentally like we

533
00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:31,240
Speaker 1: we've all agreed that peer pressure and doing something because

534
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:35,440
Speaker 1: someone else did something like is bad, that that's never

535
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 1: been an acceptable reason to do something, and yet for

536
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 1: the past, like in the past two months, it seems

537
00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:44,960
Speaker 1: like it's like that we talked about how tech companies

538
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 1: are just laying off hundreds of thousands of people, and

539
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:52,880
Speaker 1: it seems to be completely contagion of idea like them

540
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:56,200
Speaker 1: just being like, well, something we wanted to do because

541
00:32:56,200 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 1: we're you know, it's gonna look good a lot more money.

542
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: Actually everyone's going we can't. We can't also show a

543
00:33:02,440 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 1: little bump in the numbers by cutting our costs. Yeah. So,

544
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,920
Speaker 1: and then with this that seems like, I don't know,

545
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 1: it's a pretty These are two of the world's most

546
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 1: powerful economies and they're openly sending arms into a battle

547
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: that is the possibility to devolve into World War three,

548
00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: and they're like, yeah, I don't know, Like our our

549
00:33:27,560 --> 00:33:29,880
Speaker 1: decision is based on whether the other guy does it,

550
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:33,040
Speaker 1: and like if he does it, then we're cool too,

551
00:33:33,520 --> 00:33:39,120
Speaker 1: which seems Yeah, there's suicide pac reasoning. I mean, there's

552
00:33:39,360 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 1: there's so many reasons why this is. This whole conflict

553
00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 1: is like fucking a lot of things up while also

554
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: making a lot of people rich. Like the UK, the

555
00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,480
Speaker 1: UK in the US, they both want Ukraine to be

556
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: Russia's Afghanistan Part two. No way, yeah, exactly because they

557
00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:59,520
Speaker 1: want they want Russia there, They want him to drain.

558
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,200
Speaker 1: They just ay let them bleed slow by having to

559
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:05,719
Speaker 1: fight by a fucking infinite war, or maybe they end

560
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:08,200
Speaker 1: up crippling their own economy from trying to win a

561
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,359
Speaker 1: war that you know, we're you know, we're helping fight

562
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,759
Speaker 1: by proxy. And I think that's what there's That's one

563
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,840
Speaker 1: of the reason there's zero mentioned from the UK or

564
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:18,640
Speaker 1: the US that's anything aside from military aid like no, no, no.

565
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:21,720
Speaker 1: And then another factor, which is the obvious, the military

566
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 1: industrial complex and the gas industries, like they're booming right now.

567
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 1: Sending tanks and sending ship means we're spending money to

568
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:32,000
Speaker 1: send it. That meaning we're putting money in the pockets

569
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 1: of the defense manufacturers. They fucking loved this. They would

570
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:38,799
Speaker 1: love nothing more for like the main, like the main

571
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 1: sort of take on this is like infinite weapons, infinite weapons,

572
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:43,760
Speaker 1: infinite weapons. And then the gas part is because Russian

573
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:47,959
Speaker 1: gas is sanctioned now fract American natural gas is out

574
00:34:47,960 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 1: of fucking Bremium. And now everybody, I've also been paying

575
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 1: attention to what's happening with Iran. All this is going

576
00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:04,280
Speaker 1: on because Russia has such a strong hold on Iran.

577
00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:07,760
Speaker 1: But notice, while Russia has been busy, so has Iran

578
00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 1: been busy? Yeah, exactly, And we're finally seeing some reform

579
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,080
Speaker 1: in Iran and who you know, reform in the Middle

580
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:18,600
Speaker 1: East usually winds up turning into you know Libya. Hey,

581
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:21,399
Speaker 1: speaking of Western intervention in Libya, you know what I mean?

582
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 1: And this is the thing, right, Like that's another I'll

583
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 1: get to that part. Western intervention has a terrible track record,

584
00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 1: has a terrible track record pumping weapons into a place

585
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,839
Speaker 1: where like I don't know, miss let them do something

586
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:37,239
Speaker 1: with it, you know, like that all pretty much a

587
00:35:37,320 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 1: rescue for those weapons will enter the wrong hands or

588
00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:42,600
Speaker 1: get on the black market, and you're and you're going

589
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,600
Speaker 1: to create another problem down the line because of the

590
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:49,440
Speaker 1: short sightedness of this like policy and like the other

591
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:53,040
Speaker 1: lead to more war, yeah exactly. And you look at

592
00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,319
Speaker 1: like the far right in Ukraine and how much of

593
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:57,520
Speaker 1: an influence they even have on Zelinski. One of the

594
00:35:57,560 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 1: reasons he is having to take a hard mind about

595
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,160
Speaker 1: being like, well, I'm not going to negotiate with the

596
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,360
Speaker 1: Russians is because that's like a hard line for a

597
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 1: lot of the like the far right in Ukraine, and

598
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:11,640
Speaker 1: they're influential, so to to to negotiate with Russia could

599
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:14,120
Speaker 1: could be a very bad look for him. So that's

600
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: why it's like this like no, we can't, we can't negotiate.

601
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:17,879
Speaker 1: We're doing this, that and the other. But he's also

602
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:20,680
Speaker 1: said too, it would help if like the more western

603
00:36:20,719 --> 00:36:23,480
Speaker 1: allies came to help negotiate some ship because we don't

604
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: certainly don't want to keep fighting forever. And the US

605
00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 1: is like, all right, fine, here are some tanks. Fine,

606
00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:33,359
Speaker 1: here's some drones, here's some fucking more missiles or whatever.

607
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 1: But again not to say that the solution here is

608
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,640
Speaker 1: to ignore the situation in Ukraine. But this like well

609
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:42,920
Speaker 1: worn idea that we need to send our American bang

610
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,160
Speaker 1: bangs to save the people, it just needs to end

611
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,319
Speaker 1: that ship doesn't work, It ends disastrously, and it ends

612
00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,239
Speaker 1: up making ship worse for the people that are there

613
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:53,520
Speaker 1: in the long run. And there were plenty of non

614
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:56,799
Speaker 1: military options on the table, Like I understand that you

615
00:36:56,840 --> 00:37:00,200
Speaker 1: look at the situation and the smaller nation and is

616
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 1: being basically transgressed by a larger, more powerful one with

617
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,239
Speaker 1: like you know, with an autocrat at the head of

618
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 1: it and things like that. But there are there were ways.

619
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:10,800
Speaker 1: Many economists are like, yeah, man, if you fucking really

620
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: cut the Russian elite off from their money, they're probably

621
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 1: gonna end up turning on putin that will create a situation,

622
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,960
Speaker 1: but everything we've seen has been so like like with

623
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:25,080
Speaker 1: kid gloves, if they're not going all the way, because again,

624
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 1: I think a lot of Western countries are afraid of

625
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: the boomerang effect of like, well, if we start tightening

626
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,919
Speaker 1: the screws on these people in their money like that,

627
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:34,320
Speaker 1: that's that's some exposure for the elite in this country

628
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:39,520
Speaker 1: because maybe we're so we're in this fucking weird situation

629
00:37:39,640 --> 00:37:43,560
Speaker 1: where it's like, what are what are we doing? Because

630
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 1: there are ways to address this, like in a way

631
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 1: that is we're we're looking at all of the all

632
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 1: of the levers that can be pulled to create pressure

633
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 1: to kind of create a more peaceful situation. But I

634
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:54,400
Speaker 1: think at the end of the day, it's not simple,

635
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,360
Speaker 1: and we we really are doing a disservice to ourselves

636
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:01,319
Speaker 1: by not considering what the long term effects are of

637
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:05,880
Speaker 1: just pushing more weapons there and escalating a situation that

638
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:08,160
Speaker 1: what happens if she gets so bad right and then

639
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 1: a Republican ends up becoming president, They're like, yeah, fuck

640
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,120
Speaker 1: your brols trying up on World War three, I don't

641
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 1: give a funk might help the economy, Not to mention

642
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,960
Speaker 1: that like just fundamentally our planet can't handle the carbon

643
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:21,719
Speaker 1: footprint of war. You know, let's just dismiss that one

644
00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:25,240
Speaker 1: of these Abrahams tanks that's us let uses sucking jet fuel,

645
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: or the German tanks Leopard two, which sounds like a

646
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 1: mac operating system. But oh yeah when they named him

647
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: there was Leopard D. Yeah. But those when they're all

648
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:39,839
Speaker 1: cat based. Yeah, but yeah, save all your systems preferences

649
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:43,120
Speaker 1: to the list instead of the icon. Everything just breaks

650
00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 1: down the But the question that you pose, what are

651
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: we doing? The answer almost always is whatever is going

652
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,439
Speaker 1: to make the most money like that that is seen

653
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 1: as the correct of course of action. Who for the

654
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,880
Speaker 1: if the elite are able to extract moral wealth and

655
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:04,319
Speaker 1: resources from this business, that ships not trickling down, like

656
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:07,399
Speaker 1: healthcare costs are going up. My prescriptions have all gone

657
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:10,759
Speaker 1: from a cope of fifty cope of a hundred, right,

658
00:39:10,800 --> 00:39:15,640
Speaker 1: and gas is still you know four fifty and above right,

659
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,359
Speaker 1: yeah and a But the people that are in charge

660
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 1: of that, they're doing well. So they are doing and

661
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:27,320
Speaker 1: it's why we need to swarm the Walgreens, thank you,

662
00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:31,560
Speaker 1: and steal all the gum. The only men to get

663
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 1: him but yeah, it's just it's just kind of a thing,

664
00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 1: like I think it's it's interesting when you eat a

665
00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:40,359
Speaker 1: lot of like news around it too, there's always like

666
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:42,759
Speaker 1: the solution is just like, well, they just need more weapons.

667
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,320
Speaker 1: They need as many weapons as possible. And I get

668
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:49,919
Speaker 1: I understand that that initial like urge. You're you're like, yeah,

669
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 1: let's help. They don't. Man, Yo, we got look at

670
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,000
Speaker 1: all this ship. We we have all these weapons because

671
00:39:55,120 --> 00:39:57,840
Speaker 1: kids don't have healthcare, might as well do. Maybe we

672
00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,680
Speaker 1: can get some good out of it. But at the

673
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 1: end of a day, when you do, you're like, it's

674
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:04,920
Speaker 1: at our own peril that we ignore all the history.

675
00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 1: Is there there a history between Russia and Germany? Yeah. Yeah,

676
00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:12,600
Speaker 1: they're just coming up on the anniversary of the of

677
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 1: Stalingrad And that's a huge thing issue too, that a

678
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:20,399
Speaker 1: lot of translation party or something, But that's a huge

679
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 1: thing that German people also mindful of, is like their

680
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:25,839
Speaker 1: history of like looking at like aggressors, what that looks

681
00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 1: like in the context of like Russian German relations, They

682
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,839
Speaker 1: clearly also want to be able to find a way

683
00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 1: to say, like what are you gonna do just like

684
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 1: turn Russia into a hermit nation, like there's still people

685
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:38,680
Speaker 1: there that like our people, and like they're gonna suffer.

686
00:40:38,800 --> 00:40:40,799
Speaker 1: But is there a way to like try and make

687
00:40:40,880 --> 00:40:45,360
Speaker 1: this work without fully, you know, seeding to to Vladimir

688
00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:48,359
Speaker 1: Putin or whatever. Again, that's why this ship is so

689
00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 1: so complex. But at the end of the day, it's

690
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: most lines lead back to someone's making money, and that's

691
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:57,840
Speaker 1: why it helps to have this conflict continue. It really

692
00:40:57,880 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 1: seems like like it is the story the New York

693
00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:03,840
Speaker 1: Times have been waiting for, and every day like it's

694
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: the number one top headline, and it's always just breathlessly

695
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 1: reporting about like you like now, the Biden announced the

696
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,600
Speaker 1: thirty one Abraham's tanks for Ukraine, but says the move

697
00:41:14,719 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 1: is not meant to escalate the war, and I don't

698
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:23,320
Speaker 1: know that's just also like these specific tanks, the Pentagon

699
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:28,399
Speaker 1: was specifically saying, like, oh, that's a terrible idea because yeah,

700
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 1: and I was, like you said, they they run on

701
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:33,399
Speaker 1: jet fuel. And this is a war that is being

702
00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 1: fought in a place with very tenuous supply lines, so

703
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,759
Speaker 1: you need you need a place with like open supply lines.

704
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,719
Speaker 1: If you're it would be very easy to just completely

705
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 1: cut cut these off from any fuel source, so we

706
00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:50,600
Speaker 1: won't be sending those. And now they're like, yeah, I

707
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 1: guess we will be because I don't know someone's gonna

708
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:55,600
Speaker 1: pay for it. We're good. Yeah, I mean there's like

709
00:41:55,719 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 1: I apparently can run on all kinds of fuel sources. Hey,

710
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,279
Speaker 1: mility tank operators, I get, let us know exactly what's

711
00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: going on there. But again there like that's the other

712
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:05,759
Speaker 1: thing a lot of Germans are saying too. It's like

713
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 1: they said yes, but like it could take a long

714
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: time for their ship to even reach the front. Yeah,

715
00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 1: and then we're already putting it in there, so they're like,

716
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:16,479
Speaker 1: are they really actually gonna be? Is the US really

717
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,719
Speaker 1: sending their tanks? And it's just a very you know,

718
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:24,000
Speaker 1: it's it's a very delicate situation. But the long term

719
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:28,279
Speaker 1: effects are like we'd we never consider when when we

720
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 1: get into this mood in this country, Yeah, this on

721
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 1: this planet? Yeah, yeah for sure? What are those right? Yes?

722
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: And the things that he has said more these like

723
00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:44,200
Speaker 1: fucking carbon emitting war machines over there, what the hell? Man,

724
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:47,520
Speaker 1: let's double up on the fund up part, like, well,

725
00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 1: we're waiting for a coral to produce its own sunscreen

726
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:56,640
Speaker 1: right within its d n A Like California just had

727
00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 1: a tour. We had a literal tornado here, did you? Yeah, California? Yeah,

728
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 1: oh yeah. I live in the Central Valley now and

729
00:43:05,080 --> 00:43:07,400
Speaker 1: we had I had an actual I'll send it to you.

730
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:11,040
Speaker 1: I had an actual tornado alert at four am? Oh

731
00:43:11,040 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 1: my god? How was that was it? I'm guessing it

732
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,840
Speaker 1: was okay. Oh I'm a California so it was phenomenal.

733
00:43:16,880 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 1: I was so excited. I couldn't believe I got picked.

734
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 1: I just felt so flattered by the weather. That is

735
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:27,840
Speaker 1: something that I've had to like promise my kids doesn't

736
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:32,320
Speaker 1: happen here. So tornado, Yeah. Half half of my conversation

737
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 1: with my kids are like, okay, so, like how big

738
00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 1: would a tsunamibe that was like coming down the street,

739
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 1: and what like a flat flood? Could a flat flood

740
00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 1: happened here? Could a flat flood happened here? Could a

741
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:43,320
Speaker 1: flat flood happened here? Just say no, you know, I

742
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 1: don't even bother explaining. I remember my mom was like, man,

743
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,759
Speaker 1: you no fucking I remember like when I was a

744
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:49,879
Speaker 1: kid there like there was really bad flooding one year

745
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:52,759
Speaker 1: and like in Riverside, California. But I lived off a

746
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: street called Riverside. Is that there, like? And my mom

747
00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: was like, no, that's like way somewhere else, and it

748
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:00,560
Speaker 1: was like, can that happen? It's like, no, ship like

749
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: that will never happen. They always got me to be

750
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:09,920
Speaker 1: like it happened. It happened there. All right, let's take

751
00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:23,760
Speaker 1: a quick break and we'll be right back. And we're back,

752
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 1: and there is a hot market right now for a

753
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:35,440
Speaker 1: very specific type of water. The people are no, it's

754
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:41,320
Speaker 1: actually uh splash Mountain. Oh splsh Monton, Yeah, splash Montona

755
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: of aline. No, unfortunately, And that's a bit of a myth,

756
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:48,520
Speaker 1: is what they say. At Disney World. They're real, particularly

757
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: like don't find that alkalized life crap. But we talked

758
00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:54,560
Speaker 1: about the Splash Mountain craze that reached like fever Pitch

759
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 1: on Sunday because Disney World is like they're running the

760
00:44:57,040 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: log Flume for like the last time before they revamp

761
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:04,240
Speaker 1: it to like less racist, and this had many sick

762
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 1: people crying over this woke change. So they did everything

763
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 1: they could to see the shitty animatronics one last time.

764
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: But I guess the water is surprised. Now I believe

765
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,160
Speaker 1: this is a scam. Now that like people who are

766
00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:21,000
Speaker 1: really clever saying, I bet these fucking people would buy

767
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,120
Speaker 1: some ship if you told him it was Splash Mountain

768
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,759
Speaker 1: Water because on the takeout they did a search for

769
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 1: Splash Mountain Water. There are a d eBay listings at

770
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: the time of that the article came out and they

771
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:33,560
Speaker 1: said most auctions are around twenty bucks. Some are saying

772
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 1: you've got to buy it now for six what what

773
00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:40,359
Speaker 1: is this the night that makes sense because you might

774
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 1: need that Splash Mountain Water fast. So they're putting premium

775
00:45:44,640 --> 00:45:49,800
Speaker 1: on quick turnaround. And like all of the listing pictures

776
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:53,840
Speaker 1: are identical to like, so it's like, okay, is this

777
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: like one seller or multiple people. Then there's a there's

778
00:45:56,120 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 1: another listing that the bottle comes with a certificate of

779
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 1: authentic city and the water looks like it's slightly more

780
00:46:02,520 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 1: blue colored and a thousand dollars, so maybe legit. I

781
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:08,720
Speaker 1: have to get on eBay. I gotta get that ship.

782
00:46:09,160 --> 00:46:11,760
Speaker 1: I mean, but what's like the like to a person

783
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:14,520
Speaker 1: who's like, I gotta have the water, It's gonna be

784
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: the same fucking water. It's not like the waters. We

785
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 1: got the racism in it. I've got the last bottle

786
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 1: of racist Splash Mountain water. Like, I don't understand the

787
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:29,359
Speaker 1: value really because it seems like even if you were

788
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 1: that into it, how the fund you improve it? And

789
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 1: also anybody could finesse you if it's if they're really

790
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,320
Speaker 1: just telling you a bottle of water, how free? Really?

791
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 1: Do do we think they're swishing that water out? Also

792
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:45,080
Speaker 1: the Splash Mountain water, it's from what I've read, because

793
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:47,560
Speaker 1: I started to I wanted to understand, like what is

794
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 1: going on with the water. Like at the rides, they

795
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 1: say like it's not purified or filtered, but they do

796
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:58,000
Speaker 1: like put a bunch of chemicals in it, but you

797
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:04,879
Speaker 1: can smell so yeah, yeah, it's like extra extra chlorinated

798
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,400
Speaker 1: or something. Yeah, it's got to be so heavily chlorinated.

799
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 1: Isn't there a joke in the Simpsons where they go

800
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: on there it's a small world, and drink the water

801
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 1: start tripping. Yeah, exactly, it's so chlorinated. It's so like

802
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 1: chemically processed. I mean, I put all my fingers and

803
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:24,640
Speaker 1: toes in there. Come on, yeah, we all do, right,

804
00:47:24,680 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 1: that's what we do. Yeah, you gotta touch it, Yeah, exactly. Yeah,

805
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 1: there's like a fun little game we play. There's been

806
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 1: another thing too where someone was like, oh, like they

807
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:41,839
Speaker 1: snagged water from pirates of the Caribbean and then like

808
00:47:42,120 --> 00:47:45,640
Speaker 1: cooked with it, like took the bottle home and then

809
00:47:45,680 --> 00:47:50,640
Speaker 1: like made food with it, and then what did That's

810
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:53,759
Speaker 1: probably how they got pregnant exactly. I didn't want to

811
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: say that, but you know, that's exactly what happened. Three

812
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 1: days later I gave birth. That was us, like Captain

813
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 1: Jack Sparrow, I mean, my ears, I don't think. Yeah,

814
00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:06,279
Speaker 1: I'd imagine that's probably a bit. But then other people like,

815
00:48:06,280 --> 00:48:10,840
Speaker 1: well it's boiled, so so it's fine, probably fine. Like

816
00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: those are the same people that drink their peak. Yeah,

817
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 1: I know right, it's it's basically what what did they say?

818
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:25,719
Speaker 1: It's sterile, so probably drink up your peak. I mean,

819
00:48:25,760 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: do whatever you want. Just I'm not just missed me

820
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,840
Speaker 1: with your racist like relic water that you're so like

821
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 1: hopped up on. But yeah, I mean that poor that

822
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 1: poor woman. She named her daughter Brier and forever will

823
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 1: be an obscure name because Splash Mountains will ever use

824
00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 1: the word again. Yeah, alright, Golden Eye coming back despite

825
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 1: maybe because of the warring Ukraine. Waitw so this is

826
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:57,319
Speaker 1: it's a very complicated story. So the Nintendo sixty four

827
00:48:57,440 --> 00:49:00,440
Speaker 1: game Golden Eye, there's been rumors it was going to

828
00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:03,720
Speaker 1: come back. There's actually a YouTube video that was leaked

829
00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:08,480
Speaker 1: that was like supposedly a remastered edition, and people at

830
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,880
Speaker 1: first were like, that's just like a fan account or

831
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:14,839
Speaker 1: like a fan hack where they you know, re remade it.

832
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 1: But the more people looked into it, the more they

833
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 1: were like, actually, no, this looks like it was a

834
00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:22,520
Speaker 1: real remaster and it looks like it was really cool,

835
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 1: and which I don't even know what, like, what is

836
00:49:26,520 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 1: a really cool I think because it had like a

837
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 1: bunch of it was like upresed, so the graphics were

838
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:36,560
Speaker 1: like way sharper, like it looked like a modern version

839
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 1: even though it was very much Golden I like all

840
00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:41,480
Speaker 1: the detail, like of the renderings and stuff for much

841
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Speaker 1: of the film, the details of the Polly Grandma heads,

842
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Speaker 1: the polygraph polygraph shaped or not polygraph polygon polygon shaped

843
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Speaker 1: heads as Jesus American super sharp. Yeah. But so the

844
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Speaker 1: new re releases gonna show up on Nintendo Switches, Nintendo

845
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Speaker 1: Switch Online, Expansion Pass, and Xbox game passed this week January,

846
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Speaker 1: so just tomorrow, okay, welcome Anyways, It's apparently been in

847
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 1: the work for more than a decade. Fans first call

848
00:50:19,760 --> 00:50:22,520
Speaker 1: wind that there was a remastered edition when a leaked

849
00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:26,080
Speaker 1: video of someone playing hit YouTube, but no one knew

850
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:29,920
Speaker 1: like why it had been made but never released, and

851
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:33,920
Speaker 1: the delay apparently had to do with lights and licensing problems.

852
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Speaker 1: The developers of the game were owned by Microsoft at

853
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Speaker 1: that time, they had to make a deal with Nintendo,

854
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Speaker 1: and even when they reached the deal, it's still had

855
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Speaker 1: to get the okay from MGM, who owns the rights

856
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:51,040
Speaker 1: to James Bond and apparently the like I never really

857
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:55,720
Speaker 1: thought about this, but the fit between Nintendo and Golden

858
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:58,480
Speaker 1: Eye being like a bloody like shoot him up, It's

859
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:01,520
Speaker 1: not that's not their style. That's not their style at all.

860
00:51:02,239 --> 00:51:07,320
Speaker 1: There's yeah, there's this an anecdote that I love where

861
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 1: they went to the like Nintendo with the final game,

862
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 1: and Nintendo complained to the development team there was too

863
00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 1: much close up killing and suggested a scene be added

864
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Speaker 1: at the end where you got to shake hands with

865
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:26,280
Speaker 1: all your enemies in the hospital. Thank you, She given

866
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Speaker 1: me Amoto for that wonderful suggestion. The the Mario Goat

867
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,440
Speaker 1: was like, how about I mean, I get you, I

868
00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:36,000
Speaker 1: get that you exploded him with a proximity minding the

869
00:51:36,080 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 1: bathroom stall. What about the end he's all bands up

870
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:43,439
Speaker 1: and you go friendship those proximity minds where the ship?

871
00:51:43,600 --> 00:51:46,600
Speaker 1: Did you really play the battle version with proximity mind Yeah,

872
00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 1: you had to all proximity minds. It was so good.

873
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 1: That was the funniest way to like lure someone in

874
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,919
Speaker 1: and then just like throw a bunch of proximity minds

875
00:51:53,920 --> 00:52:00,239
Speaker 1: in a doorway. But anyway, so this game wasn't was

876
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:02,799
Speaker 1: too violent for some, It was too violent for a

877
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,879
Speaker 1: lot of people, and it was too violent for the

878
00:52:05,080 --> 00:52:08,879
Speaker 1: entire nation of Germany, like it has only recently been

879
00:52:08,880 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 1: released in Germany for most of the history of the game,

880
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:15,560
Speaker 1: they were like, fuck, no, this is like four kids

881
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:19,680
Speaker 1: and you're using like realistic weapons to murder each other.

882
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:24,520
Speaker 1: Like we never minded. I certainly didn't, but in retrospect

883
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 1: and like, look at us now, we're pushing the Germans

884
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 1: to send tanks maybe to play some Golden I you'd

885
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 1: be more on this ship. Like it was said to

886
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:42,360
Speaker 1: be rereleased last summer two, being the games anniversary, but

887
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:44,960
Speaker 1: then the game was placed in limbo because of the

888
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:48,319
Speaker 1: war between Russia and Ukraine. Because the game is like

889
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:51,239
Speaker 1: for anyone who hasn't played a long time, like, yeah,

890
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 1: you're the Russian the bad guys. You're killing like people

891
00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:58,320
Speaker 1: in like Russian soldiers, Like there they are the number

892
00:52:58,360 --> 00:53:01,480
Speaker 1: one murder victim of this game if you just take

893
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:05,000
Speaker 1: every kill that's happened across Golden Eye games over the

894
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 1: course of history. I guess not in battle mode, but

895
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:11,760
Speaker 1: or could you play German or Russian soldiers in battle mode?

896
00:53:11,840 --> 00:53:15,239
Speaker 1: Could you like be a Russian soldier? I think you

897
00:53:15,239 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 1: could pick your character, couldn't you? Oh yeah, I think

898
00:53:17,239 --> 00:53:23,279
Speaker 1: the right, right, the bad guy Boris right. And then

899
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:26,360
Speaker 1: there was remember you could be odd Job. Job was

900
00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:28,680
Speaker 1: the best because you couldn't shoot him straight up, like

901
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:32,920
Speaker 1: you couldn't duck down really where you had to duck down. Yeah,

902
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 1: oh yeah, there was Bond Natalia. You could be Zena

903
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:42,759
Speaker 1: a room of Alan Cumming, who was Boris? Yeah, like

904
00:53:43,040 --> 00:53:44,759
Speaker 1: there were there were a few options. Yeah, there was

905
00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:47,600
Speaker 1: that could just be Russian soldier I guess, or something

906
00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:51,080
Speaker 1: I forgot that was Alan Cummings. That's amazing. I mean vincible.

907
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 1: I spiked them. That's my favorite line. You know what,

908
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:59,200
Speaker 1: that game had math in it. There were timed minds.

909
00:53:59,239 --> 00:54:01,880
Speaker 1: You had to count that hit. Yeah, thank you, and

910
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:06,320
Speaker 1: the hardest math of all, counting hunting down from a number.

911
00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:10,640
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was Germany labeled at media harmful to

912
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:16,400
Speaker 1: young persons up until like that's how long it took there,

913
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 1: So they're just that is why their culture is so

914
00:54:19,200 --> 00:54:22,240
Speaker 1: far behind. I blame that for the popularity of David

915
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:26,319
Speaker 1: Haselhoff's recording career is because they just were installed in

916
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 1: a pre Golden Eye world. Yeah, come on, be more

917
00:54:29,280 --> 00:54:32,799
Speaker 1: like us, where we've got it figured out. Yeah, but

918
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:35,600
Speaker 1: it is weird that it's now being rereleased just one

919
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:40,000
Speaker 1: week after Britain confirmed plans to send military equipment to Ukraine.

920
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:42,120
Speaker 1: Like it makes it seem like the main reason it

921
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:45,479
Speaker 1: was delayed was because James Bond, even in video game form,

922
00:54:45,560 --> 00:54:50,319
Speaker 1: needs to follow official foreign policy objectives and like the

923
00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:53,799
Speaker 1: UK military, opposing Russia and the real world is the

924
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:56,359
Speaker 1: only way that the digital James Bond can be sent

925
00:54:56,440 --> 00:55:01,360
Speaker 1: into battled computerized Russian soldiers. So My six has deemed

926
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:05,240
Speaker 1: the operation go. It's a go, It's a co operation

927
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 1: Golden Eye. Wow. Well anyway we took that up and

928
00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 1: show my baby Proximity minds. Well, was our such a

929
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 1: pleasure having you as always, such a pleasure being here. Congratulations,

930
00:55:21,080 --> 00:55:24,000
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Congratulations to you two miles, Thank you,

931
00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 1: thank you. Are you ready? Are you ready coming up?

932
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:29,719
Speaker 1: You know I had a few things on it to

933
00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:34,080
Speaker 1: do list that I have to do before Liken the

934
00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:39,920
Speaker 1: the car seat thing installation, it's a whole other thing.

935
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 1: I had to go get that inspecting and ship. But yeah,

936
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:45,920
Speaker 1: it's what's fine? Did you get my homegirl gave me

937
00:55:46,000 --> 00:55:48,200
Speaker 1: her old one. It's a don't I got to look

938
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 1: at Maxie cozy or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, class, you

939
00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:54,239
Speaker 1: know you like that? You want that base to pop offs?

940
00:55:54,239 --> 00:55:55,440
Speaker 1: You can throw it on the stroller, you know what

941
00:55:55,480 --> 00:55:59,840
Speaker 1: I mean? That one's amazing And see this is this

942
00:55:59,880 --> 00:56:02,520
Speaker 1: is the new ship I'm talking about instead of Proximity Mind.

943
00:56:04,640 --> 00:56:09,840
Speaker 1: Thanks a lot, baby, thanks baby, Oh no baby, diaper explosions.

944
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 1: I could have been talking about a twenty six year

945
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:19,200
Speaker 1: old game. Zara, Where can people find you and follow you?

946
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:22,640
Speaker 1: You can find me follow me at Snap Judgment podcast.

947
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:27,200
Speaker 1: Check us out. We have an amazing episode about a

948
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:33,279
Speaker 1: Zalinsky impersonator. Yeah, that actually was put in danger because

949
00:56:33,320 --> 00:56:36,200
Speaker 1: he was a Zelinsky impersonator and he was living in Moscow.

950
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:38,400
Speaker 1: He didn't want to get involved in the war propaganda,

951
00:56:38,440 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 1: and he found out he might not have a choice,

952
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:46,799
Speaker 1: and so check it out. A Kim Jung impersonator rescued him.

953
00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:51,719
Speaker 1: WHOA Kim and a Putin impersonator got together because they

954
00:56:51,800 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 1: understood how much danger he was actually in and they

955
00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:57,359
Speaker 1: rescued him. That episode is up. It's phenomenal. You gotta

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Speaker 1: check it out. And you can also catch me at

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Speaker 1: Sam Francisco Sketch Fast. I'll be conforming that the Bravocabret

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Speaker 1: Theater February four. Okay, February And is there a tweet

959
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:14,439
Speaker 1: or some other work of social media that you've been enjoying. Okay,

960
00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 1: I'm really glad to bring this to you all. I

961
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:20,800
Speaker 1: sent you the link. It's a tweet that that's like

962
00:57:20,840 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 1: a fifteen minute clip of a guy from the fifties

963
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 1: putting up drywall. Oh I may have seen this. Is it?

964
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 1: Is he doing a bathroom? Yes, and he's like doing

965
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:32,600
Speaker 1: like an arch in it. Oh my god, that arch

966
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:35,640
Speaker 1: that arch yo, the way he fucking cuts the drywall

967
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:38,760
Speaker 1: with the back and he's like, spice it, Vaness. I

968
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:40,680
Speaker 1: know the video. I know exactly what you're talking about

969
00:57:40,720 --> 00:57:43,200
Speaker 1: because I think it's one of those viral videos. But yeah,

970
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 1: it is, so you like realize you're like, damn man,

971
00:57:46,400 --> 00:57:49,920
Speaker 1: the fucking trades. Shout out the trades. This man is

972
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:56,120
Speaker 1: an artisan, He's a craftsman. It's so soothing. There's like

973
00:57:56,160 --> 00:57:58,080
Speaker 1: such an art to the way this guy is doing

974
00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 1: things like boom, all right, I cut out that for

975
00:57:59,600 --> 00:58:01,600
Speaker 1: the electric go box, boom, throw it in boom boom

976
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Speaker 1: boomail now nail. This is the part right here, Jack,

977
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Speaker 1: you're about the how are you gonna drywall that arch? Okay,

978
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:15,160
Speaker 1: you just put those little perforations in, so then watch this. Okay,

979
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 1: what full my boy drywall installed? Anyway. Shout out to

980
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:22,960
Speaker 1: all your crafts people, trades people out there. We love you.

981
00:58:23,520 --> 00:58:29,400
Speaker 1: That is Yeah. The videos fucking wild. I'm obsessed. Yeah,

982
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:33,320
Speaker 1: holy shit, that's awesome. Miles. Where can people find you?

983
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:37,280
Speaker 1: Follow you? And what is a tweet or some work

984
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,360
Speaker 1: of media you've been enjoying? That's just so funny that

985
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:42,720
Speaker 1: two just watch this guy work drywall, right, is better

986
00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:46,400
Speaker 1: than any fucking thing Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos could

987
00:58:46,440 --> 00:58:49,160
Speaker 1: do with their hands and their fucking life, and these

988
00:58:49,200 --> 00:58:52,480
Speaker 1: assholes think they're the fucking answer, like Allen Iverson. Okay, Anyway,

989
00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:55,240
Speaker 1: some tweets that I like really just one. It's from

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Speaker 1: at Jarvis Underscore best tweeted Jimmy Carter tearly confesses that

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00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:08,520
Speaker 1: he has classified documents in his heart. There in my heart,

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Speaker 1: Jama Jima, all Right, you can find me on Twitter

993
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Speaker 1: at Jack Underscore O'Brien media. I've been enjoying paul Ty

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Speaker 1: Goldman completed that might have a guest tying into that

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00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:27,040
Speaker 1: in the coming days, so highly recommend people go check

996
00:59:27,200 --> 00:59:33,080
Speaker 1: that show out ahead of a upcoming episode of this show.

997
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:38,160
Speaker 1: You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien.

998
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:41,360
Speaker 1: You can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. Were

999
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:44,160
Speaker 1: at the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook

1000
00:59:44,200 --> 00:59:47,240
Speaker 1: fan page and a website Daily zeitgeist dot com. We

1001
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:51,320
Speaker 1: post our episodes and our footnotes were link off to

1002
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:54,000
Speaker 1: the information that we talked about in today's episode, as

1003
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:57,160
Speaker 1: well as a song that we think you might enjoy Miles.

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00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,680
Speaker 1: This was a song that we think people might enjoy

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Speaker 1: let's go out on You know, I was just talking

1006
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Speaker 1: about Whack Left, So I want to take it back

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Speaker 1: to you know, the nappy Heads era, you know, blunted

1008
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Speaker 1: on reality era. So let's check out the nappy Heads

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Speaker 1: remix from the Fujis. We're here, Mona Lisa, Can I

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Speaker 1: get a date on Friday? Okay? Anyway, put that in

1011
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Speaker 1: your pipe and smoker because this track goes Saturday up.

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01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:26,959
Speaker 1: Done enough the Mona Lisa, But oh yeah, exactly listen

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Speaker 1: to the alright, well we will link off to that

1014
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Speaker 1: in the footnotes. The Daily Zai Guys is a production

1015
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Speaker 1: of I Heart Radio from more podcast from my Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: visit the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever

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Speaker 1: you listen to your favorite shows. That is gonna do

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Speaker 1: it for us this morning, back this afternoon to tell

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Speaker 1: you what is trending and we will talk to you

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Speaker 1: all then by