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Speaker 1: Yo, Hey, welcome back, man, Yo, welcome back. We're talking

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Speaker 1: about we did pods all week. No, I know we

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Speaker 1: did pods. We were on Vaca, but I don't know

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Speaker 1: if people. I have no idea that people like the

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Speaker 1: pods that we did. I have no idea what we

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Speaker 1: talked about in the pods we did. And I do

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Speaker 1: know I did make one mistake. I messed up. Now.

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Speaker 1: I posted the pod and I talked about the new

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Speaker 1: merch that someone sent us, the guy from Day One's

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Speaker 1: he like sent us some like mock ups. It's Day

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Speaker 1: ones ones. And I took pictures of every single item

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Speaker 1: to post it on Facebook so people could see and

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Speaker 1: give their opinions. And I totally forgot to post it.

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Speaker 1: You've given up, No, no, no. I was on vacation and

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Speaker 1: I was enjoying my time and I totally forgot. And

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Speaker 1: I didn't know what day that pod went up. And

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Speaker 1: I didn't even remember it until literally this morning when

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Speaker 1: I saw on Facebook someone I was scrolling through the

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Speaker 1: old post and someone said, Man, where's that golf shirt?

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Speaker 1: I'll buy it right now, And I was like, I

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Speaker 1: never post the pictures, so yeah, they're also not for

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Speaker 1: sale though. No, not for sale, but they just want

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Speaker 1: to see it. I just thought they would want to

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Speaker 1: see him and as my bad. But hey, well sure

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Speaker 1: you'll see it. I'll be wearing it. Hey, welcome back, man.

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Speaker 1: Thanks dude. You ready to start it? Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: I'm ready to talk. I got like two hours. No no,

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Speaker 1: no, no no, I've got two hours in the bag. Well,

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Speaker 1: then you're gonna do a special.

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Speaker 2: Sore Losers post show pre show, and you're just gonna

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Speaker 2: record it on your own, and then you're gonna post

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Speaker 2: it on your own.

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Speaker 1: I've got like two hours of materials. So sit back, relax,

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Speaker 1: this car drive. I'm gonna make it easy for you.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna make your day so much better. Happy Monday.

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Speaker 1: It is gonna be story after story after story, and

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Speaker 1: we're not talking Trevor story. We are gonna do it live.

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Speaker 1: Arnold is still on vacation with Abby.

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Speaker 2: They went to Italy, the Amalfi coast right in there,

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Speaker 2: I believe it's called uh Perinino is where he went.

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Speaker 2: And he said that he's trying to want to do

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Speaker 2: the pizza, to do the wine, wanted to do the

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Speaker 2: whole Italian experience.

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Speaker 1: And he wanted to do Abby. Yep, that's always a given.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do a lot. We oh the one, two three,

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Speaker 1: so loser? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. I know

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Speaker 1: the most about sports, so I'll give you the sports facts,

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Speaker 1: my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.

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Speaker 2: Permiento, I think, is the place called No one's ever

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Speaker 2: heard of it. It's where Leo always docks his yacht. Okay,

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Speaker 2: maybe they've heard of it. I've never heard of it,

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Speaker 2: y'all at sizzle.

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Speaker 1: I'm from the North. I'm an alpha mel.

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Speaker 2: I live on the north side of Nashville, baser farmland, countryland.

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Speaker 2: A lot of crops out there, pumpkin, strawberries, blueberries. They're

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Speaker 2: picking over to you, man, we're picking.

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Speaker 1: There's no there's no way Leo owns a yacht. He

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Speaker 1: rents the yacht, right, I'd say he owns it, dude,

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Speaker 1: Maybe he owns it. I don't know. Ray, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: tell you about my vacation. I know you went on vacation.

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Speaker 1: I went on vacation, but I want to start about

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Speaker 1: the drama of my vacation because we're going to Chicago

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Speaker 1: the Wind. We're gonna take the boys I'm taking them.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna take them to their first trip to Wrigley Field.

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Speaker 1: Ad Hey, good hot dogs, Ere hot dogs. I told

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Speaker 1: you to damn advertisement advertising, betting it is advertisement everywhere.

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Speaker 1: But that's not the whole point. Our plane leaves at

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Speaker 1: four oh five pm. My wife says, Okay, we are

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Speaker 1: pick up the kids. Close, but you can do it.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna be pulling away from school at two ten

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Speaker 1: on our way to the airport. Get to the airport

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Speaker 1: at two thirty. Get the timeline so we have plenty

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Speaker 1: of time to make our flight. Needless to say, we're

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Speaker 1: pulling into the school at two twenty seven pm, behind schedule,

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Speaker 1: behind schedule. Already we get the kids, we're rolling to

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Speaker 1: I forgot their birth certificates. I bet you blowke casket. No, Ray,

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Speaker 1: I didn't blow, and gask you no rack myself because

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Speaker 1: half the time they don't ask for the birth certificate.

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Speaker 1: Hey bring your kids on, no proof needed. And then

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Speaker 1: I just said, I don't worry. Maybe we'll just go

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Speaker 1: not gonna make it impossible for you to go home

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Speaker 1: and get them. I said, don't worry, boy, We'll just

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Speaker 1: Do you want me to run in or no. I'm

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Speaker 1: not one that likes to get to the airport early.

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Speaker 1: hour and a half, I think before they will tell you, oh,

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Speaker 1: is no go. And I was like, listen, don't worry.

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Speaker 1: and it's go time. I think you guys just crossed

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Speaker 1: the border at noon. It felt like it. It is

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Speaker 1: now two fifty three and we are leaving the house.

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Speaker 1: And if you've seen a NASCAR driver on a NASCAR track,

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Speaker 1: that is what I was to the airport.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry, We've heard about him anytime we got him

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Speaker 2: on the show.

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Speaker 1: I am zoom zoom, zoom zoom. My wife, it's okay,

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Speaker 1: and I'm like, we're gonna be fine. Don't worry about

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Speaker 1: it now. Listen, boys, when we get out of this car,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna need you to stay right by us. There's

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Speaker 1: no deal, there's no dattle. We're gonna have to move, move, move,

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Speaker 1: because dude boarding starts at three point forty. We roll

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Speaker 1: up to the airport at three oh seven pm. Wow, No, no, no, Ray,

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Speaker 1: you don't understand. You still gotta take three car seats

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Speaker 1: all this bag the bags in. Yes, I've seen an

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Speaker 1: amazing race Kid edition. So then I have because I

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Speaker 1: unload all this stuff, wait for a shuttle, Load it

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Speaker 1: in time. So I am I pull up. She goes

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Speaker 1: checking and the stuff right there at the thing, the counter.

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Speaker 1: But they tell you they you had to be there

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Speaker 1: a certain time. So I gave my wife a five

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Speaker 1: and you beg him. I give a hopeless guy twenty.

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Speaker 1: I said, you go up there and you beg him

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Speaker 1: are in line begging him, I will be ripping, don't ask,

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Speaker 1: give Hi an extra five. Here you go. So we're

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Speaker 1: up to ten ten dollars. He's gonna move the needle. Hey,

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Speaker 1: we're up to ten dollars bribe right now, and I'm

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Speaker 1: Now listen, boys, I'm gonna finish you off. So I

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Speaker 1: I haven't gotten to the front yet. I'm like, all right,

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Speaker 1: I say, boys, I'm gonna need you to stand right

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Speaker 1: be focused and not mess around. The ones I'm worried

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Speaker 1: Five year old he can handle himself. He can stand there,

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Speaker 1: Lug the suitcases over. And what you don't know is

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Speaker 1: car seats going on the airplane. No wonder, we're over bud,

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Speaker 1: No wonder, it's overweight limit. It's not gonna make it.

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Speaker 1: And I get up and I was like, what do

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Speaker 1: It is now three thirteen pm. Our flight leaves at

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Speaker 1: four oh five. I still gotta go park the freaking car.

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Speaker 1: I've told you about Valet. Yeah, that's really expensive. Thirty

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Speaker 1: But I'm like, I've got them through. Might be forty,

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Speaker 1: and I go to parking lot B, and I'm like,

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Speaker 1: where is this shuttle? Where is this shuttle? Dude? You

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Speaker 1: went to the shuttle. You can park in the airport garage. Dude,

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Speaker 1: there was so much traffic in that airport. I just

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Speaker 1: the one. It says take a right and there's a

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Speaker 1: parking lot. Good leave it in the cell phone lot.

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Speaker 1: Can you do that? They don't even have a cell

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Speaker 1: phone lot, much less.

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Speaker 2: It'll be booted ten times with a E F and

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Speaker 2: orange sticker that says you're going to jail. Probably told

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Speaker 2: by the time I got back, they tried to tow

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Speaker 2: us with us in it much less you're not even

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Speaker 1: It's a great point. Can't imagine what they do to you.

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Speaker 1: I do believe they've moved the cell phone lot like

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Speaker 1: down the street. No, it doesn't exist. Ali goes there

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Speaker 1: all the time and said it still doesn't exist. That's

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Speaker 1: how stupid our airport is. And how much thenstruction is

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Speaker 1: I think, I know. I think it's it's like off

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Speaker 1: off site. It's not on the air puts off site.

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Speaker 1: You can go wait at the preston. No. No, it's better

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Speaker 1: that it's off site because when you're in the cell phone, like,

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Speaker 1: guess what they text you, Hey just landed. Hey honey, No,

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Speaker 1: a bar all dick it around, playing Barry that, and

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00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,000
Speaker 1: we don't want to get there too early. You don't

424
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,280
Speaker 1: want to wear the kids out. And we're like, all right,

425
00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:05,920
Speaker 1: let's go ahead and get in the car and head

426
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:07,400
Speaker 1: to the game. You know what I mean. It's uh,

427
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:12,320
Speaker 1: it's about two hours until game time. So let's I

428
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:19,800
Speaker 1: haven't seen you since the COVID bye and Julie Judy. Yeah,

429
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,879
Speaker 1: we actually saw Ante Judy last summer. She lived in

430
00:22:21,920 --> 00:22:24,800
Speaker 1: Colorado at the time, and she has now moved to Chicago,

431
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,440
Speaker 1: so we have seen her two summers in a row. Say,

432
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:33,000
Speaker 1: how to Ryn Sandberg? For me? Is Mark Gray still playing?

433
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:37,200
Speaker 1: What about that Andre Dawson? Guy? Does the Hawk still Fami?

434
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,840
Speaker 1: Is still hitting home runs? No? He's actually white? Now?

435
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,800
Speaker 1: Does Harry Carey? Dude? Have you seen him? He bleached

436
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:48,840
Speaker 1: his skin or something that doesn't even look like the same. Dude?

437
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,520
Speaker 1: Does Harry Carrey still call her games? No? An Judy

438
00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:55,359
Speaker 1: like he's gone, Well, what's he gonna tell me? Next?

439
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:59,320
Speaker 1: They advertise on the billboards on the green wall. Next

440
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:01,280
Speaker 1: thing you're in? Tell me they have lights on the stadium?

441
00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:05,840
Speaker 1: What the hell anyway, So we get in the car

442
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,159
Speaker 1: and Judy waves this goodbye. She's meeting up with her

443
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,840
Speaker 1: girlfriends for lunch. Where are they going to a little

444
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 1: cracker barrel? Nah? But I didn't stop at Portillo's on

445
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:18,360
Speaker 1: the night we got there driving to Judy's and then

446
00:23:18,600 --> 00:23:20,480
Speaker 1: we got to the house, they forgot my wife's dog.

447
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:23,960
Speaker 1: Oh missiles huh. Yeah. She didn't get a missile, so

448
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,120
Speaker 1: she had to split it with her my aunt each

449
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,280
Speaker 1: got half of their the missile. I was like so excited, like, oh,

450
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:31,560
Speaker 1: this is so good. Portillo's is so good. We gotta

451
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 1: have it. And we get it, and she didn't get

452
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,760
Speaker 1: her order and the guy checked it. I mean he

453
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:37,439
Speaker 1: looked in the bag and he called everything all So

454
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:38,680
Speaker 1: I was like, no, no need for me to look

455
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:40,960
Speaker 1: in it. I mean, we had like twelve dogs because me,

456
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,760
Speaker 1: the kids, my aunt, and she had two friends, two

457
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:47,280
Speaker 1: girlfriends over. You guys all ordered port miss yeah, and

458
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,679
Speaker 1: they called it all off, this kind of fry this

459
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 1: that drink, and then we didn't have her dog, and

460
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, so we get in the car and we're

461
00:23:55,520 --> 00:23:57,280
Speaker 1: waving an Judy and we pull up to the stop

462
00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 1: sign of my wife. So hold on, don't go anywhere.

463
00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 1: Let me type the type it into the GPS. Remember

464
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 1: it's an hour and ten minutes. Oh I noted it,

465
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,560
Speaker 1: and uh well on game date it's an hour and

466
00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 1: fifty two minutes. There we go, another rush to the game.

467
00:24:10,520 --> 00:24:14,120
Speaker 1: It trains planes and automobiles. Let's get the car seats.

468
00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:18,239
Speaker 3: And start running. Get ready, man, hope you got your

469
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,960
Speaker 3: running shoes on. You guys can't be on time to

470
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:25,280
Speaker 3: save your dicks. Dude, Here we go. Kids, get out

471
00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 3: of the car.

472
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:30,480
Speaker 1: The first Clubs game. Those kids are gonna have PTSD

473
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 1: just running everywhere in Chicago. Are you guys ready to

474
00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,679
Speaker 1: feel the emotion As we get to walk up to

475
00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:40,119
Speaker 1: Wrigley Field and soak it all in, we'll forget about it.

476
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:43,040
Speaker 1: We're gonna be spreading our asses to the gate, straight

477
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,960
Speaker 1: into the seats. No time to take in the atmosphere

478
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 1: around Wriggley Field, no time to walk up and down

479
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,640
Speaker 1: the street to see all the Cubs fans. We are

480
00:24:50,680 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 1: going straight in the damn stadium. I'm trying to make

481
00:24:54,040 --> 00:24:59,560
Speaker 1: a right Yeah you too, buddy. So then we start

482
00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:06,119
Speaker 1: driving the kids. YEAPQ too, man, Yeah, suck on my

483
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 1: wife's tits. I'm welcome to Chicago. Yeah. Oh look, there

484
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,120
Speaker 1: goes a train down. I got how come we didn't

485
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,639
Speaker 1: ride the train? I sun, it's three hours. Are we

486
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 1: there yet? No, it's gonna be a walk, kid, it's

487
00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 1: gonna be a walk. Would you let me on to

488
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:24,640
Speaker 1: the Dan Ryan Man? Yep? Q too. Go socks man,

489
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:29,360
Speaker 1: you go for yourself. I got socks. Oh you're going

490
00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:36,920
Speaker 1: to the Cubs games. I got my kids in the car. Man.

491
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:45,080
Speaker 1: Right as we drive, we just keep hitting traffic and

492
00:25:45,280 --> 00:25:49,919
Speaker 1: more traffic and more traffic, and we and I mean,

493
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:51,440
Speaker 1: I'm I tell my wife, I look at her, said,

494
00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 1: aren't we glad we booked parking ahead of time because

495
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,159
Speaker 1: we're gonna get there, ride a game time, ride a

496
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,680
Speaker 1: game time. She's like, I'm so sorry, I messed up.

497
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 1: I know you wanted this special moment with your kids

498
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,639
Speaker 1: walking in the first time. Yeah, it'll be just a

499
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:07,360
Speaker 1: special in the parking lot, trying to pay Marco yep.

500
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:10,760
Speaker 1: Then we roll up to the parking spot. First pitch

501
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:15,200
Speaker 1: is already about eight minutes away, and so we get

502
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,159
Speaker 1: out of the car, get all of our stuff, and

503
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 1: we start walking and we're gonna take a picture out

504
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:23,480
Speaker 1: in front of the stadium and it is now the

505
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:28,200
Speaker 1: bottom of the first. Oh, my gosh, dude, that's devastating.

506
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:30,440
Speaker 1: And I take a picture of the family in front

507
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,879
Speaker 1: of Wrigley. There's already a score on this score and

508
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:36,119
Speaker 1: I send it to my cousin Andrew. The scoreboard says

509
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:39,359
Speaker 1: twelve to one. Doesn't have the same effect. Man. I

510
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,880
Speaker 1: send it to cousin Andrew, and he goes, dude, that's

511
00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:45,639
Speaker 1: a magical moment. But I can't help but notice it

512
00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:50,040
Speaker 1: says bottom of the first. Oh, cousin, gotcha with the facts.

513
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:52,880
Speaker 1: And I'm like yeah, And you know, my five year

514
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 1: old's in his cub shirt. My four year olds in

515
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 1: his cub shirt. Two year old doesn't have a cup

516
00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 1: shirt that fits him. Dad, Do these games only have

517
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:02,119
Speaker 1: eight inning? I'm in the cub shirt and we walk in.

518
00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 1: We're all excited, and we go up to our seats.

519
00:27:05,440 --> 00:27:09,280
Speaker 1: We're in the shade seats, ray and the wind is

520
00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:13,760
Speaker 1: howling in. It is howling. It is freezing cold. It

521
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,520
Speaker 1: was supposed to be eighty. It feels like it's fifty

522
00:27:16,560 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 1: with the wind blowing in. My kids are freezing. It's

523
00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:21,679
Speaker 1: already the second inning. By the time we get to

524
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:23,879
Speaker 1: our seats. So you had the sun figured out, just

525
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:25,919
Speaker 1: not the cold figured out. Yeah. I didn't have the

526
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,600
Speaker 1: cold figure out. And my kids were like, oh, I'm cold, Dad,

527
00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 1: I'm cold. I'm freezing. Oh. So my wife's like, I'll

528
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 1: go buy a blanket. Only problem is she goes to

529
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,000
Speaker 1: the gift shop and she said, it's like a Black

530
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 1: Friday sale. Everybody is freaking out about the cold. People

531
00:27:40,800 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 1: are ripping blankets off the wall. People are fighting over

532
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 1: blanket shot. The man exposed his wife breast. There's only

533
00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:51,399
Speaker 1: two blankets left. She gets one. Then she panic buys

534
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 1: a sweatshirt your wife for the kids. Oh, give it

535
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: to baser man. Shit, we got Gatlinburg sweatshirts and Charleston sweatshirt.

536
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:02,719
Speaker 1: Will never wear again. Yeah. And the problem is they

537
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 1: had no sizes because everybody was panic buying. So it's

538
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 1: like a triple EXL. It's a two XL man. She's like, oh,

539
00:28:09,560 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 1: maybe our kids will grow in a kid two excel

540
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,360
Speaker 1: kid Like, it's like huge, no way our kids can

541
00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:17,520
Speaker 1: fit it. And by the time she gets back, it's

542
00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:21,480
Speaker 1: the fifth damn inning. The game goes fast, pitch clock,

543
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 1: pitch clock, it goes real fast. It's cooking. So all

544
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 1: this excitement about the kids seeing their first game out

545
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: of the game's only four innings, No, son, we were

546
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 1: in traffic the first. The teacher chopped the fourth. So

547
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 1: we're sitting there and then my son's like, I gotta

548
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 1: go potty. That I gotta go potty. And this is

549
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:43,040
Speaker 1: in the sixth inning, the bottom of the six I'm like,

550
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:46,000
Speaker 1: all right, cool, so me, dude, So we go down

551
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 1: the line for the bathrooms. A little long. Can he

552
00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 1: drain his lizard? He's got a little guy, and we're

553
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 1: in the bathroom and that's when take me out to

554
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 1: the ball game. To be kidding me, son, it's all

555
00:28:57,600 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: about the trough. Hey, what are you doing in the trough?

556
00:28:59,560 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: Get out of there? So so me to the ball

557
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 1: who was singing it? Let me guess Ray. I don't

558
00:29:06,960 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 1: know Ray, because I was in the bathroom. Right. Introduce

559
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: you to the twoenty twelve World Series team and you're

560
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:18,680
Speaker 1: in the bathroom right. So not only do we miss

561
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:23,760
Speaker 1: first pitch, we missed the seventh inning stretch. I mean,

562
00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 1: did you at least see the girls with their bud

563
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:30,400
Speaker 1: lights and the outfield with their taters hanging out? No, ray,

564
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 1: we were in the shade. Damn it. Yeah right, we

565
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:36,640
Speaker 1: were in the shade. Man. Did you see the beer

566
00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 1: snake that they make every game? They did show that

567
00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 1: on the Jumbo Trawn and people went crazy. We got

568
00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:45,640
Speaker 1: back to the seats in the bottom of the seventh

569
00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 1: he missed the opening pitch. I wanted him, my really,

570
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:51,320
Speaker 1: my five year old is the one that probably enjoys

571
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:53,520
Speaker 1: it the most, soak it all up. Wanted him to

572
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:56,760
Speaker 1: see the seventh inning stretch, the excitement, everybody stands up

573
00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 1: and sings. Didn't see that, Dad, That was a fun

574
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:05,680
Speaker 1: Nationals c game. It was Rig's son. And did you

575
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:09,320
Speaker 1: not notice the ivy the entire two hour drive to

576
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:12,840
Speaker 1: the stadium, they wanted us to play over and over

577
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:18,520
Speaker 1: again the song go Cubs Go, Go, Cubs go, Hey Chicago,

578
00:30:18,800 --> 00:30:21,760
Speaker 1: what do you say The Cubs are going to win today,

579
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:25,120
Speaker 1: so they only play when they win, right, But they

580
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,720
Speaker 1: played that for one more time? Dad had one more time.

581
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: We played it for two hours straight. Cubs Go, Oh,

582
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 1: Cubs Go. We didn't see the cub score run. The

583
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: Cubs got shut out like a Griswold family Cubs game.

584
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 1: The Cubs got shut out. The Cubs lose, no sudden,

585
00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: they don't play it, so they're not gonna play it today.

586
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:49,400
Speaker 1: So my five year old, I'll play it in the

587
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 1: car roll up your windows. My five year old breaks

588
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:58,560
Speaker 1: down in tears. Want a disaster, an unmitigated disaster of

589
00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 1: the Cubs games. Starts crying in the stadium. You need

590
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:06,560
Speaker 1: to go to Old Harry's bar and have a drink.

591
00:31:06,760 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: That the chicks driving home. I mean, he is so upset,

592
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:14,560
Speaker 1: just crying. We're not gonna get to hear the song

593
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:19,920
Speaker 1: the cola. I'm like, it's okay, And people are walking

594
00:31:19,920 --> 00:31:21,600
Speaker 1: by and say, hey, Bud, that's why we play three.

595
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: That's that's why we play three. Man, It's okay. We'll

596
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 1: get it tomorrow. We'll get in tomorrow. And i's the

597
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:30,440
Speaker 1: line on that one. Oh my gosh. I'm like, son,

598
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:33,400
Speaker 1: if you draw a blue w on your napkin from McDonald's,

599
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,080
Speaker 1: it'll look just like and we can wave it and

600
00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 1: it'll feel like they won. So we watched them get

601
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 1: shut out. We missed half the game. So this whole

602
00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:46,080
Speaker 1: majestic moment that I had drawn up in my head

603
00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 1: of Wrigley Field, us walking in, being there early enough,

604
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,240
Speaker 1: getting to our seats not being rushed getting lunch. And

605
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 1: I mean they had this QR coat on the back

606
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 1: of the seat in front of me where I just

607
00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:59,320
Speaker 1: scan it and I can order food to my seat.

608
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, there's gonna be great. Well,

609
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,959
Speaker 1: I guess my seat sucks so much. The only thing

610
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: I could order was a pretzel or popcorn. You have

611
00:32:06,480 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 1: no wife. I'm like, I can order drinks, pretzel or popcorn.

612
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,800
Speaker 1: I couldn't order a hot dog. I couldn't order any

613
00:32:12,840 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 1: type of food. Son. After the game, who's your favorite Cub? Paul?

614
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:24,040
Speaker 1: Everybody's not for the Cubs. So the kid is crying, Paul, Takman,

615
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:30,800
Speaker 1: Zuke Sure? So that was it. Man, we went down

616
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 1: by the you know they.

617
00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:34,400
Speaker 2: Don't hell no, they a't gonna remember one of those

618
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 2: guys names because I don't even know a Cubs player.

619
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 2: Morsel Morell, Yeah, you got morel Suzuki se Yeah, yep,

620
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:44,440
Speaker 2: you got him, and then uh Tacman.

621
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you got Dansby Swanson bottom of the lineup.

622
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, kids ain't gonna come out of there

623
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 2: with one memory of a Kyle Hendricks.

624
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: Back in the day, you had your Mark Grace Samberg,

625
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,719
Speaker 1: Shawn Dunstan, Doug Desnzo. I mean you had an all

626
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:02,520
Speaker 1: Jerome Walton. I mean it was it was crazy, man,

627
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:07,040
Speaker 1: it was sad. And we sat down there and we

628
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 1: went down by the field and took some pictures. You

629
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 1: know what I mean. When everybody starts clearing out and

630
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 1: they're trying to clear the stadium and we're trying to

631
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 1: get pictures because we weren't there early enough to get pictures.

632
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 1: And then I started talking to an usher and I

633
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:25,000
Speaker 1: got some good news for you. Ray. After the game,

634
00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:30,440
Speaker 1: we go out drinking. No. They the little green area

635
00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,479
Speaker 1: right out front. They have the you can hit off

636
00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:34,800
Speaker 1: a tee. They have a band playing, they had a

637
00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 1: splash pad, but we didn't get in the splash back

638
00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 1: because we didn't have a change of clothes and we

639
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:40,760
Speaker 1: had a two hour drive by day at Judy's house. Ray,

640
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 1: so a four hour round trip probably should have stayed

641
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,560
Speaker 1: at the Hyatt. Yeah. Well, we were moving downtown the

642
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: next day and I'm like, why didn't we go to

643
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,200
Speaker 1: a game? Then I was like, oh, this was better

644
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:55,040
Speaker 1: out scheduling. I'm like, not sure that is a better scheduling.

645
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:57,960
Speaker 1: I'm not sure about that. But logistically, honey, did you

646
00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,800
Speaker 1: have them in the splash pad wet in the car

647
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: for two hours so they not point lunchbox again. So

648
00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:06,840
Speaker 1: for the next forty minutes we played Go Cubs go.

649
00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,359
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I hope the windows were up, dude. They

650
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:14,920
Speaker 1: all people in traffic, can I They didn't win you, cass,

651
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:18,800
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. On the way there, windows

652
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:23,000
Speaker 1: were down. As we're getting into Wrigleyville and everywhere, and

653
00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:26,839
Speaker 1: we're we parked on Addison and we were playing it.

654
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,480
Speaker 1: That's a rough one and all right, man, come over here,

655
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 1: all sucker to just a rough street to take the

656
00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:39,640
Speaker 1: kids off dead. Yeah, maybe we may we parked on Wavelands.

657
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:44,360
Speaker 1: I don't know, but we're playing it, just getting all excited.

658
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:47,719
Speaker 1: On the way home, the windows were up. Windows were up.

659
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 1: You cut it, dude, We had we had to have

660
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 1: the windows up. We're going through neighborhoods and people are

661
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:57,160
Speaker 1: all walking around with their Cubs gear going to restaurants,

662
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 1: Go Cubs Coast playing. They didn't even get they didn't

663
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 1: gonna run. They didn't score a freaking run. Honey, put

664
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:09,399
Speaker 1: up the windows. I'm not kidding, Oh man, it was.

665
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:13,520
Speaker 1: It was It was awesome but sad at the same time.

666
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,880
Speaker 1: It was memorable, not in all the best of ways,

667
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:22,320
Speaker 1: but we made it to Wrigley. Now after the break,

668
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 1: I have some inside news. It's gonna be make you happy,

669
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,799
Speaker 1: make me happy, and a lot of people we know

670
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 1: very very happy, and it has to do with Major

671
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 1: League Baseball. We'll be right back ray. At the end

672
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:46,040
Speaker 1: of the game and we went down to take pictures.

673
00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:51,040
Speaker 1: We were talking to one of the ushers. He's like, oh,

674
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 1: where are you guys? From here? We go? Here? You

675
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 1: are our story? Who cares? Buddy, Planet Earth? What's your name?

676
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 1: He's like, you guys live in Chicago. No, no, first

677
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 1: Cubs game, you know we live. And my kids like,

678
00:36:02,719 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 1: we live in Nashville. We live in Nashville, Nashville, Tennessee.

679
00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 1: Give them the street while you're at it, And well,

680
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,239
Speaker 1: my kid does. When you say, if you tell someone says,

681
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,719
Speaker 1: what's your name? He goes them first, middle and last night,

682
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 1: you guys said the poster child for getting robbed. He's like, hey, man,

683
00:36:23,280 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 1: what's your name? And he tells them boom boom boom.

684
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, no, you just tell me your first name. Man.

685
00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 1: He's like, no. No. He asked me my name at

686
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,839
Speaker 1: it and I'm like, okay, all right, well yes, because

687
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: I'm trying to, you know, teach them their middle name.

688
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 1: It's so cool to have a middle name. But they

689
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:37,759
Speaker 1: tell him at all, they tell him at all, never

690
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:41,440
Speaker 1: use and so he's like, oh, Nashville. Yeah. And I

691
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:43,200
Speaker 1: was like, how long you were to I don't know,

692
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:47,280
Speaker 1: forty years being a nush or something like that. He goes, Man,

693
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Nashville. That's where the players want

694
00:36:52,239 --> 00:36:54,360
Speaker 1: to go. Like, what do you mean? He goes, you

695
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:58,120
Speaker 1: know how they're talking about expansion. He goes, no, no, no,

696
00:36:58,200 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 1: expansion wise, he goes, all the players they want it

697
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 1: to be Nashville. I'm like really, He goes, oh yeah, yeah.

698
00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:08,560
Speaker 1: The nightlife in Nashville wants Every player wants Nashville to

699
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,279
Speaker 1: get a team because they want to be able to

700
00:37:10,280 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 1: experience the night life during the season. What what he was like,

701
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 1: all the players all they talk about is Man, expansion

702
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 1: is a huge topic going on amongst the ball players.

703
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: And he goes, I'm telling you ninety percent of them

704
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 1: that I talked to, He goes, Nashville, that's the one

705
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 1: they want to get a team. That's so this usher

706
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 1: has got his ear on the grapevine. He's got his

707
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: ear on the grapevine that among Major League Baseball players

708
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:40,319
Speaker 1: they are very, very in favor of Nashville getting one

709
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: of the expansion teams.

710
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:44,920
Speaker 2: Well, did you tell him that the players don't have

711
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 2: any control?

712
00:37:45,680 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 1: Who decides it? Probably the commissioner. I don't know, but

713
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,359
Speaker 1: I think we're supposed to make some big decision. It'll

714
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: be like, guys, Tuesday, that's he'll being decided. Then nothing happens,

715
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,120
Speaker 1: like what God decided. I don't know if there's even

716
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: really talk that there's actually like, I don't even if

717
00:37:59,160 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 1: it's one hundred percent there is expansion going on. Tell

718
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:02,320
Speaker 1: me this.

719
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 2: Excuse me part in my French. But they're building a

720
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:09,000
Speaker 2: football stadium right now. You have Citzens stadium sightings. You're

721
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 2: telling me they're now going to start building a baseball stadium.

722
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:13,880
Speaker 1: Well, or could they just add on to the current

723
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 1: stadium and make it bigger the Nashville sounds Yeah, dude,

724
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:21,359
Speaker 1: that'd be the worst stadium in It's got stupid ass

725
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:25,879
Speaker 1: guitar and right bean bags in a track. Major league fans, Well,

726
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 1: they could just make it bigger right build up. I

727
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,120
Speaker 1: don't know, I have no idea. That is just from

728
00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:34,960
Speaker 1: the usher. I think his name was, I don't remember

729
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 1: his name, to be honest with you. But he was

730
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,680
Speaker 1: right there by the visiting team dugout. So he talks

731
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,280
Speaker 1: to all the players, you know, he does. He chats

732
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:45,080
Speaker 1: with him while they're sitting there, because he's the one

733
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: that leans up against the wall right there by the

734
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:48,520
Speaker 1: on deck circle. Hey man, what do you think in

735
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:51,480
Speaker 1: under seven and a half today? And he said, when

736
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:55,840
Speaker 1: blowing in, I would say, so everybody wants Nashville. Yeah,

737
00:38:55,840 --> 00:38:56,839
Speaker 1: that's the good news I have.

738
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,120
Speaker 2: For think about it. Miami's a party city, got a team.

739
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:03,080
Speaker 2: Vegas to have a team. New York City has them too.

740
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:07,480
Speaker 2: That's another one. Austin, Texas, No, doesn't have one.

741
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,879
Speaker 1: Oh they might beat us to it. But Austin there's

742
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 1: nowhere to put it. They don't have any land.

743
00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:14,839
Speaker 2: The logistics of it. We don't have any land, dude.

744
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 2: We're building two football stadiums next to a scrap yard.

745
00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:20,720
Speaker 1: That's true. So that's a good point. I mean, top golf,

746
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 1: for God's sakes, is facing a I don't know. It's

747
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:27,680
Speaker 1: because of the sun ray it's because of the sun. Yeah,

748
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:32,759
Speaker 1: but I'm saying Top Golf built on almost an industrial

749
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 1: part of town. I don't even but they're building it now.

750
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,000
Speaker 1: I mean, if you go over there now, they're building

751
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 1: all sorts of city life. What. Oh and okay in

752
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 1: that part, Yeah, entertainment district, right, bars, restaurants, everything they're

753
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,320
Speaker 1: building it. Top Golf is gonna be surrounded by entertainment.

754
00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 2: It's almost gonna be too much. Because now they're saying

755
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 2: they're gonna build up the river. We had that podcast

756
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,879
Speaker 2: segment where he said, why don't anybody walk towards the river?

757
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,320
Speaker 1: Well, they just put out an article.

758
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,520
Speaker 2: They're doing some huge billion dollar thing where you can

759
00:39:56,520 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 2: now walk by the river and it's going to be

760
00:39:58,080 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 2: up in ten years.

761
00:39:58,840 --> 00:39:59,640
Speaker 1: That's beautiful, dude.

762
00:39:59,640 --> 00:40:02,319
Speaker 2: It's too much construction, too many people. It's actually time

763
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 2: for us to get out of this city. And that's

764
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:06,719
Speaker 2: why I always preach live in the country and I'll

765
00:40:06,719 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 2: hang up in it.

766
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:09,560
Speaker 1: And that's what you did. Yeah, that's exactly what happened

767
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,920
Speaker 1: to my hang up and listen yep. Now, do you

768
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 1: have any stories from vacation? Maybe we should do the

769
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:18,520
Speaker 1: next podcast. Okay, I mean I could sum it up

770
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,160
Speaker 1: and no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't. I don't want to.

771
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 1: I don't want to short change your vacations. I don't

772
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 1: want to sum it up in two sentences. I want

773
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:28,680
Speaker 1: I want real story. So we will wait. I will

774
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:29,560
Speaker 1: wait till Wednesday.

775
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,920
Speaker 2: I think that's the best way to do it. Okay,

776
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 2: but it doesn't need to be labor intensive on me.

777
00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:37,000
Speaker 2: You can still bring other stuff to the table.

778
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:38,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna take a break because I got one.

779
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:42,440
Speaker 1: I got another story that happened to me in Chicago. Yeah,

780
00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,439
Speaker 1: or you could just do it here. We need another break.

781
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 1: We need another break. Yeah, we need a break. We'll

782
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:51,480
Speaker 1: right back. I don't know which one to do. I

783
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 1: don't you know what. I'm gonna save the story and

784
00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say we we can talk a little

785
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:59,000
Speaker 1: sports that happened over the break. I think we need

786
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: to because I got devastating news when I was on

787
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 1: the break. I'm on vacation, enjoying my life. I'm not

788
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 1: checking social media. I'm not checking anything. Ray, I got

789
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 1: served well on vacation and I get a text, but

790
00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 1: I'm with you, sweetie. I get a text and it

791
00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:25,720
Speaker 1: was I mean man, this hurt and I said it said,

792
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:28,160
Speaker 1: this is from my buddy John, who's a big MASS fan,

793
00:41:29,480 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 1: and he said CP three plus Wimby should be enjoyable

794
00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 1: for you. And I said, what, this is the first

795
00:41:37,960 --> 00:41:40,840
Speaker 1: I am hearing of this awful news? Are you telling

796
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 1: me Chris Paul is coming to the Spurs subtraction by addition?

797
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: He never responded, And so then I get a text

798
00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 1: from my buddy Mike Harris, who was also a Mass fan.

799
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,840
Speaker 1: And I don't know if Mass fan's just like rubbing

800
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,880
Speaker 1: it in my face, but let's see what Mike said.

801
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 1: He said, this is Texas that let me let me pull.

802
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,120
Speaker 1: I didn't plan to talk about this because it hurts

803
00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:10,720
Speaker 1: my heart. He said, hey, how do you feel about

804
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:13,640
Speaker 1: CP three being a Spur? Made me laugh when I

805
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:17,879
Speaker 1: saw it, like, thanks, Dick, and I am I hate it.

806
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: I hate Chris Paul. He got traded to the Spurs,

807
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 1: he signed with the Spurs, he got released, He got

808
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,879
Speaker 1: released by the Warriors, So immediately I start looking it up.

809
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:31,400
Speaker 1: He got released by the Warriors, started doing TV hits,

810
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 1: and he goes and signs a one year, thirteen million

811
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 1: dollar deal with the San Antonio Spurs. And I am devastated. Win.

812
00:42:41,080 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 1: I hate Chris Paul. He's always hurt. He's a freaking loser,

813
00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,320
Speaker 1: he says, a sharpshooter now that he had his vision changed.

814
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: He just is such a dirty player. He's just bad.

815
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,680
Speaker 1: Think he's a bad dude. You can have him on

816
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 1: his state barm commercials and he looks fun and whatever.

817
00:42:59,800 --> 00:43:04,720
Speaker 1: I don't buy it for a second. Appsolutely hate the dude.

818
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:06,600
Speaker 2: And he even came out and said he said something

819
00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 2: that congrats for him. He said he doesn't even play hard.

820
00:43:10,040 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 2: Back in the day, he said, I thought there'd be

821
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:12,799
Speaker 2: more of these, So I was just like, Ah, who

822
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:13,439
Speaker 2: cares we lose?

823
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:16,000
Speaker 1: I'm not that into this. He thought they'd be more,

824
00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:17,880
Speaker 1: but there wasn't more. Yeah, what is he going to

825
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:19,879
Speaker 1: teach the Spurs how to punch people in the nuts?

826
00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 1: Because he's really good at doing that, seeing it multiple

827
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:25,239
Speaker 1: times he's been for punching people in the nuts. Did

828
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: it at Wake Forest, done it in the NBA. An

829
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:32,200
Speaker 1: absolute trash player. And he's on the San Antonio Spurs like,

830
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:36,880
Speaker 1: what the hell are we doing? And what are we doing?

831
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:40,240
Speaker 1: He was ready to segue into the twilight of his career,

832
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:43,280
Speaker 1: which is announcing or whatever he was doing with Candae

833
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,520
Speaker 1: Parker and the boys. So I thought that's what he

834
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,279
Speaker 1: was doing. And then the Spurs just threw him a

835
00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 1: life vest. They threw him a life vest of thirteen

836
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 1: million dollars for one year.

837
00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 2: You could have used that on money to go and

838
00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:58,400
Speaker 2: get somebody like no ways of Jah Morant.

839
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:02,040
Speaker 1: I don't think John marian it's available, and I don't

840
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:05,200
Speaker 1: think he's only gonna cost thirteen million dollars. I just

841
00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:06,400
Speaker 1: could not believe.

842
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 2: And these things ain't gonna travel on the plane. Ray,

843
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 2: when is John Morant coming home?

844
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,600
Speaker 1: He played last year but then he got hurt, So

845
00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:21,520
Speaker 1: then I was I was depressed. Then I see Clay

846
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 1: Thompson goes to the Mavericks three years something and I'm

847
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 1: like what. So I text my buddy John and I said,

848
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 1: congrats on the corpse of Clay Thompson joining your team. Ah,

849
00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:40,720
Speaker 1: and he said, can't watch to him and CEP three

850
00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:41,959
Speaker 1: matchup in wheelchairs.

851
00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:47,080
Speaker 2: We've had our off seasons where it's Lebron goes to

852
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:47,760
Speaker 2: the Lakers.

853
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,799
Speaker 1: There's been other Brodny James did go to the Lakers, I.

854
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 2: Know, but there's been during our vacations. There's always a

855
00:44:53,760 --> 00:44:57,200
Speaker 2: blockbuster NBA thing that goes down. Kevin Grant, Durant. I

856
00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,879
Speaker 2: believe that's when he went to the Suns. Stuff like that.

857
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:03,400
Speaker 1: But the fact that the Klay Thompson shoe dropped and

858
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:05,920
Speaker 1: the CP three during our break at man, are we

859
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:09,359
Speaker 1: getting old? What a bory bock buzz I mean? And

860
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:12,239
Speaker 1: what's funny is I texted my buddy Mike, Mike Harris,

861
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,520
Speaker 1: who's also a mass fan, and I tell him the

862
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:16,760
Speaker 1: same thing. He goes. By twenty twenty six, the Mavericks

863
00:45:16,760 --> 00:45:18,759
Speaker 1: will have the twenty twenty one All Star team all

864
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:24,840
Speaker 1: wrapped up. I mean, it was crazy. And then the

865
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 1: Lakers dragged him, Brody James, and they gave him four

866
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: years four years of money. Yeah, banana, he got hurt already. Yeah,

867
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 1: he hurt his knee. Whatever. Whatever. It's so weird. And

868
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,360
Speaker 1: then the Lakers Lebron's like, hey, I'll take less money.

869
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 1: I'll take less money so we can get a superstar.

870
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:43,840
Speaker 1: We can get another player over here. Yeah that's because

871
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: at home, you're buying him his gross trees. Guess what

872
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:51,360
Speaker 1: other players decided to sign with the Lakers. None? None,

873
00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:55,239
Speaker 1: Bron Hey DeMar DeRozan said, nah, I'm good. I don't

874
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:56,920
Speaker 1: want to play with you, Lebron. You guys are done.

875
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go over here to the Sacramento Kings. And

876
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,840
Speaker 1: so Lebron got stuck with He's stuck with the pretty

877
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:05,320
Speaker 1: much the exact same team they had. Yeah, JJ Reddick

878
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:07,839
Speaker 1: let him play. Oh yeah a JJ Reddick. And then

879
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:10,560
Speaker 1: JJ Reddick gets hired and he comes out and he says, no,

880
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:15,120
Speaker 1: there will be no podcast, Like, well, no crap, JJ,

881
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:19,439
Speaker 1: you're a head coach of painting the headphones down. No crap, dude,

882
00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 1: Thank god, y'all? Are you and Draymond talk more on

883
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 1: the pod than you do on the court. Hey, you

884
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:26,800
Speaker 1: don't think you're gonna have to talk for a podcast

885
00:46:26,880 --> 00:46:29,920
Speaker 1: when you're trying to lead an NBA franchise. You're the

886
00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:33,960
Speaker 1: head freaking coach. Yeah, sorry, guys, no practice today, I

887
00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:37,000
Speaker 1: got an interview for my podcast. He said he's he's

888
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:43,320
Speaker 1: putting the earbuds down. Thanks man, I mean shocking, breaking news.

889
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,960
Speaker 1: He said he's gonna do no longer hot takes on

890
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:49,840
Speaker 1: hot take great, thanks JJ Reddick. So wait, you're not

891
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 1: gonna give away strategy on the pod and talk about

892
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:54,319
Speaker 1: how you guys didn't play deepense last night. You're gonna

893
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:57,360
Speaker 1: just keep that in house. Probably pretty smart. JJ.

894
00:46:57,719 --> 00:46:59,880
Speaker 2: You're not gonna pull a Draymond and talk about your

895
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,759
Speaker 2: tire game plan the minute after the game ends.

896
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, not even gonna be done with your shower yet,

897
00:47:04,680 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 1: and you're gonna get on the pod and break down

898
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:08,799
Speaker 1: how you lost the Dame six of the playoffs. His

899
00:47:08,960 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 1: first shower, his first pod is Showers with Bronny. Hey,

900
00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 1: we's copyright in fridge, but we'll sue your ass man. Hey, pod,

901
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 1: We're gonna have James on the the uh pod. Oh,

902
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:24,600
Speaker 1: Everybody's like, oh, hell yeah lebron James. Oh no, sorry guys,

903
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,680
Speaker 1: our second round draft prick Bronni James is here. Guys.

904
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 1: The biggest podcast ever will be Lebron and Bronni Showers

905
00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: with Dad. Hey, they're gonna be showering with Dad every

906
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:40,160
Speaker 1: single day. Guys. We predicted it five years ago. Look

907
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:46,839
Speaker 1: for our podcast Showers with Dad. Dude. Seriously, they got

908
00:47:46,840 --> 00:47:49,640
Speaker 1: a shower at different times, right, Yeah. I think they

909
00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 1: all have their own.

910
00:47:50,440 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, I got a local twenty four fitness

911
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 2: that has private, sectioned off showers.

912
00:47:55,080 --> 00:47:57,479
Speaker 1: It's not like you're in there slapping it with twelve

913
00:47:57,520 --> 00:48:03,360
Speaker 1: other guys. Oh really, yeah, dude, they've avol Okay, Rights

914
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:06,520
Speaker 1: actually visited. And then lebron comes out and says, man,

915
00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:09,560
Speaker 1: you guys that are talking trash about Bronnie James, He's different.

916
00:48:09,560 --> 00:48:12,520
Speaker 1: He doesn't give a crap what you say. Well, yeah, no, crap.

917
00:48:12,560 --> 00:48:15,359
Speaker 1: He done. He's in the NBA, He's got millions of dollars, right,

918
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 1: why would he care what we say? But it is

919
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:21,320
Speaker 1: still weird. But I mean it is. Oh, Paul George

920
00:48:21,400 --> 00:48:25,160
Speaker 1: left buying the kid apples. Hey, that didn't drop Paul George.

921
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 1: He went to the seventy six ers. I don't even

922
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 1: know who that is. Oh yeah, playoff P three. I

923
00:48:31,239 --> 00:48:34,680
Speaker 1: mean the guy that the the Los Angeles Clippers traded

924
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:38,360
Speaker 1: everything for it. They traded SGA in like five thousand

925
00:48:38,480 --> 00:48:41,879
Speaker 1: draft picks for Paul George and they didn't win shit. Look,

926
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:45,960
Speaker 1: they did not win shit. Lookout for Jamar DeRozan though,

927
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:49,359
Speaker 1: and the boys in Sacramento. Yeah, that's the one people

928
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 1: need to watch. Who else we got, Spurs got Harrison Barnes.

929
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 1: I mean he was good about fifteen years ago. He

930
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:58,839
Speaker 1: was part of the championship team back when we first

931
00:48:58,880 --> 00:49:02,719
Speaker 1: started the pod with the Warriors, right, yeah, that's what

932
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:06,319
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So we got Harrison Barnes and CP three

933
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:10,240
Speaker 1: to go with Wimby and then, oh, I was so excited.

934
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:13,560
Speaker 1: The Spurs drafted the kid out of Kansas, Furfy, and

935
00:49:13,640 --> 00:49:17,280
Speaker 1: I'm going crazy. Yeah we got Furfy. Dude can shoot.

936
00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:20,880
Speaker 1: I love that dude. Three minutes later, Furfey traded Pacers.

937
00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:23,240
Speaker 1: All right, cool, Well that was exciting. All right, punked

938
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:25,799
Speaker 1: your ass. I text all my boys, I want us

939
00:49:25,840 --> 00:49:28,719
Speaker 1: to draft Furfey right here, draft Furfy. Yeah we got

940
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,279
Speaker 1: him to Oh we traded him, all right, cool, nevermind, guys,

941
00:49:31,320 --> 00:49:33,399
Speaker 1: don't worry about Furfy. He can shoot, but we didn't

942
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:35,319
Speaker 1: need him. I guess we didn't need him. I don't

943
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 1: know what else happened during the break man.

944
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,719
Speaker 2: Guys, enjoy Wimbledon. It is winding down. We were to

945
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 2: the round of sixteen. The likes of Sinner, Alcatraz and Djokovic.

946
00:49:44,719 --> 00:49:47,239
Speaker 2: The Joker ended up coming out of the wheelchair and

947
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 2: performing in this round of sixteen. They're all in action

948
00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:54,200
Speaker 2: today and tomorrow. Get ready, Boomer. Also in the State Championship.

949
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,640
Speaker 2: I was watching it in the entire Bobby Bone Show.

950
00:49:56,880 --> 00:50:00,359
Speaker 2: He plays in the actual state championship for the state

951
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,200
Speaker 2: of Michigan this afternoon. I will post the link at

952
00:50:03,239 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 2: three Central time. Watch out for Boomer. If he wins this,

953
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 2: he's going straight to the Major Leagues and as per

954
00:50:10,080 --> 00:50:13,920
Speaker 2: an usher at Wrigley Field, major Leagues then go to Nashville,

955
00:50:14,120 --> 00:50:17,400
Speaker 2: So Boomer will be playing in Nashville per a random

956
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,880
Speaker 2: seventy year old usher at Wrigleyville.

957
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:25,920
Speaker 1: Thanks for that. Take Morgan Hewle post on your own stories.

958
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:32,200
Speaker 1: Thanks Morgan, I will all right. Senior Baseball State Tournament

959
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:37,040
Speaker 1: semi finals game number four Nagany eight Hillman won championship

960
00:50:37,080 --> 00:50:41,239
Speaker 1: game at four Eastern, three Central. We are so excited

961
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,560
Speaker 1: and also they have the state championship. The kid just

962
00:50:44,600 --> 00:50:48,279
Speaker 1: played this morning during the Big Show, and now he's

963
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:50,920
Speaker 1: gonna play this afternoon. Exhaustion.

964
00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 2: That is terrible scheduling, but I'm guessing parents have to

965
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:57,960
Speaker 2: get back to work. It is Monday, I would say so, man, guys,

966
00:50:58,000 --> 00:51:01,319
Speaker 2: I'll post the link. We're expecting thousand of people to

967
00:51:01,360 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 2: be watching on the Game Time app. It is an

968
00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 2: absolute awesome app that they have. They put it on

969
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,240
Speaker 2: the chain link fence. You can only basically see the infield.

970
00:51:08,239 --> 00:51:10,319
Speaker 2: If anybody hits it to the outfield, good luck. You

971
00:51:10,360 --> 00:51:11,960
Speaker 2: can never tell if it's a hit or and error,

972
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:14,600
Speaker 2: but it does have the score. Good luck, God, bless

973
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:21,160
Speaker 2: God to Goney Ray.

974
00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:25,000
Speaker 1: That was the hell of a oh dude that tripped

975
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:29,839
Speaker 1: a Wrigley Man. It's a special one, it wasn't. Sadly though,

976
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:31,920
Speaker 1: the kids aren't gonna remember that. They remember the game.

977
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:35,879
Speaker 1: They remember the Cubs lost. You always remember first. They

978
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:39,600
Speaker 1: tell everybody but the Cubs lost. Cubs lost, Kid. They

979
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 1: won in our hearts. I placed the bed on them too.

980
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:49,160
Speaker 1: I doubly lost kid. Password Mikey Man No Willie Mays.